#Astrological Putti

[ultrainfinitepit]

A putto (cherub) for the constellation Aries⭐

[star--anon]

Do you have any headcanons for thominewt?

this took me several days because I was determined to make this post comically long and I genuinely don't remember why

I also ended up not making it comically long

so uh. sorry

anyway, OH MY GOD SO MANY

Newt is exceptionally good at guessing when Minho and Thomas are trying to hide their pain

and he has no issues with dragging them to bed

Minho probably does stupid shit like "birthday noogies" or whatever, which has inspired a 2v1 of Newt and Thomas VS Minho on April Fools

(Minho still wins, somehow)

Thomas gets dragged into things like astrology and fortune telling by Newt

Every time Minho tries to tell Thomas how stupid astrology is, Newt just scoffs and goes, "Typical Pisces behavior" and drags Thomas away

Minho is not a Pisces. Minho is a Libra.

Thomas calls him an "asymptomatic Libra" and Newt is very quick to jump on that train. Minho hates the both of them so, so much.

Thomas is a Virgo. Newt is a Taurus.

Minho can be turned into putty with enough kisses and hugs and gentle touches. It takes Thomas hours of work, but it's so worth it.

On the weekend, Newt often comes home to a pliant Minho with his face buried in Thomas' chest. Thomas just giggles.

Thomas loves long walks.

Sometimes the three go out together: Thomas strolling down the sidewalk at a leisurely pace; Newt several paces behind, stopping every few seconds to snap a photo of something cool with his fancy camera; Minho several blocks ahead, sprinting like his life depends on it, doubling back whenever he gets too far away.

Thomas and Minho are on piggyback duty if Newt's ankle ever acts up in the middle of a walk

Thomas once fell down trying to pick Newt up, so piggyback duty has mostly been delegated to Minho

Speaking of which, two of the rooms in the house (one of them is Newt's bedroom) are padded with extra insulation to keep it nice and warm during the winter because the cold messes with Newt's ankle

Minho carries heating packs in his pockets at all times and rubs them against Newt's ankle whenever the pain gets unbearable in public

Sometimes it helps, mostly it doesn't. Newt appreciates the effort.

Thomas tries to fight doctors who are reluctant to prescribe medication and/or painkillers.

Thomas studied law and is not afraid to use his Master's.

Newt wanted to get a bird, Minho wanted a dog, and Thomas wanted a cat. They compromised and bought fish.

Newt has names for each individual fish, Minho named all of them Guppy, and Thomas' names for the fish change with each conversation.

Newt prefers baggy clothes and often just steals Minho's stuff because Minho is SO FUCKING JACKED- ...because Minho's shoulder span is so much wider than Newt's

the only issue is that Newt is about three inches taller than Minho, so Minho's "big shirts" are like baggy crop tops

Thomas, who is more Newt’s height, starts buying clothes that he knows Newt will like and smirks whenever it disappears.

When the three go shopping together, Newt often shoves clothes that he wants to wear into Minho and Thomas' carts.

Thomas and Minho like to make bets with each other like "He'll take this one within a week."

[arttrampbelle]

Random shang tsung hcs

Cw:nsfw content. Fluff.

Tried to make it gn but it leans towards fem reader. My apologizes if this isn't my best. Its kinda done on the fly. I needed to put out some hc kontent for people.

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Sfw:

I hc shang is an ugly crier. Like when he genuinely is upset,crying,etc. He's a fucking mess. Not many ever see this,so if you do. He trusts you completely. He hates feeling vulnerable.

I also have a whole ass astrology chart for him. Maybe I'll post it up later. I hc him a Taurus sun with a scorpio moon. This explains why his emotional breakdowns are oof. (Scorpio and Taurus are opposite,they are similar but different ways of handling things but they are more alike than different. But both are fixed and very stubborn,very deep,and very loyal to those they deem safe and trustworthy) again i have a whole chart for him. And I'll explain why i personally feel these fit him. (Again my personal hcs plz dont take it too much to heart this is just how i see him)

Shang tsung is particular about his hair,he takes very good care of it. Hair,in some cultures is a symbol of status and health. He takes very very good care of himself. So if his hair is absolutely disheveled. He either isn't doing so good,if his demeanor is sour. Or if he's in a good mood,he just got laid. Those are the only times he's got "bed head hair". He doesn't even let his servents touch his hair. So if he let's you,he trusts you. Unless if you're hired as his personal handmaiden,then well that's your job. But depending on how intimate or close you are in your relationship with him,he might let you go further. Either way he trusts you.

Shang doesn't tolerate disrespect. Of any kind. Especially during a tournament. He takes his role as tournament master seriously. All guests on his island,regardless if "friend" or foe. Hospitality is his specialty. All will be accommodated for. If you are disrespected,uncomfortable with someone,or someone was "out of pocket",he will step in. Especially if you're a woman (he has a bias towards in favor of women,he trusts them more,goes the extra mile more and tends to be in more favor of women in kombat,not that he doesn't trust men. Its just an unfortunate circumstances in his past that a lot of men tended to be assholes n rude around him. He's got high ass standards for men) or if you are a new kombatant (if you're new,he's gonna go a little easy on you. Because this is your first kombat,maybe even tournament. He will be extra extra gentle with you. He wants to make a good impression. Hee hee). He hates rudeness towards people who he deems as (pardon this please) soft,gentle or looks "weak" (Look he doesn't mean anything by it ok?) Mostly outside of kombat. In kombat however,your ass better be ready. He won't be as forgiving. But outside of kombat he is poised,collected,and a soothing presence. But yeah if someone's giving you trouble,all you gotta do is tell him. And he will deal with them immediately. You never have to worry about such matters with him. But especially if he likes you.

Shang tsung loves to drink morning tea and watch the sun rise. And also read n have tea before bed. As long as he does this,He feels his day is complete. Regardless if the day was "good" or not.

Shang tsung loves fruit,all kinds. But especially Tropical or outworld "exotic" fruits. Feed this man a peach,apple,or fave fruit of your choice and he will be absolutely over the moon. The only time he'll ever be practically putty melting in your hands. He loves being pampered and to pamper. Absolutely loves gentle and romantic acts of service. God damn soft shang is fucking a treat. Totally the guy to love the champagne/wine and strawberries thing.

Shang tsung is the type to be genuinely hurt if you are down on yourself. Like if you tend to be harsh on yourself,doubts,etc. He sees you as his greatest treasure. So why talk that way about yourself? He never sees you that way. He sometimes gets even a bit mad that you feel so lowly. "Dont ever lower yourself to anyone!" He would command. "You are beautiful/handsome/gorgeous,amazing,talented. Much more of a higher standing than any of these lowly souls" . Shang is totally the man to gas you up. Put you in front of a mirror. "Purr" or "coo" in your ear and say how absolutely ravishing you are. Maybe even dress you up in fine clothing. Silk even. Like this man hates seeing you down,but especially if it's you being mean to you. Not on his watch!

Shang tsung sometimes likes to watch you. Nothing in particular. No real reason. He likes to people watch. But especially you. He loves to watch you do mundane things. Or even when you train. If you are happy,cheerful. Or even stimming. He finds it absolutely delightful. He loves your company,if ever should be the day where he can't enjoy your company. He would be very distraught and very sad.

Shang is love is absolutely suffocating,intense,hot,loyal,like the devil in love. I can't see it any other way. He of course will be respectful to his beloved. However. The internal feelings of this man for you is fucking insanely high. No words could be put how much he loves you and the lengths he would go for you. He is legit a gomez. "I would kill for them,i would die for them. Either way,what bliss"

Nsfw under the cut:

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Shang tsung totally has a praise kink. This mofo you can't tell me wouldn't. Giving AND receiving. He will praise you to the highnth degree. Telling you in increat detail on how fucking gorgeous you are. You body,the way your smile curves,your eyes. Your hips. Etc. Like unf. This man knows how to make you feel adored. But in the same,he likes the return. To be worshiped. But i bet you knew that. Tell him how handsome and intelligent his is. Praise his mind especially and you got him hooked! Tell him how beautifully sculpted his body is. How fine this mofo is. And again,melted.

Ok shang tsung? Is shang hung. Like nothing super outrageous. But he's got some length,and a bit of girth. 8-9inch length. A decent girth nothing again outrageous. However it will stretch you slightly. Might takes some wiggle to get it in. But it feel good af.

Shang loves to talk dirty. But he's classy about it. Like he'll say things more like "you like being masters whore?" (Emphasizes the word whore with some harsh r sounds like almost a purr or a hiss) or "you take my cock so well my dear" (i hc shang says cock rather than dick or penis or any cheesy euphemism. He's too classy).

Shang tsung if you both are nude in bed. Enjoying each others company with some wine. He's the type to take either your nipple of your breasts (if you're afab),a finger,or if you want drip it on your sex. And lick it off.

He totally has toys. Magic toys,exotic edenian dildos,etc. He would use them on you. He prefers still himself,all natural,non gmo shang cock. Buuuuut if you aren't in the mood,he's busy,or you just wanna tease or try something different. He's willing to use some magic on you while fucking you with a toy. Like this man has it down pat. You're taken well care of. And he won't stop till you've had enough. Speaking of which

This man has fucking stamina for daaaaaaaaays. Even as a foxy grandpa. This man could go for hours. He won't let up till either of you are truly satisfied or you both pass out. Like kombat,he can go several rounds. Works your ass like it's his profession. >:3c

He can be soft,sensual,and slow love making. Like every stroke is just pure ecstacy. If you want it sweet,his love is like absolute honey. Or.....he could pound that ass out and make you beg like his personal whore. Mewling and begging to him. Not caring if anyone hears you. So what if they hear you. They outta know how much he loves you. And how good he fucks you. They know they'll never have you,he has you all to himself. Smug bastard he is. But his aftercare? Top notch! He will care for you like you're a delicate petal on fresh snow. Soothe any "marks" he may have left. Kiss every inch so gently. A bath? Yes. A massage? Most definitely. Anything you need. You got it. Anything you wanna do for him? You got it.

Shang tsung is the type that if he fucks you on his throne,in his throne room. If you going doen on him. He doesn't care if people see. Tho he prefers privacy in that area. But it's not as huge of a deal. However. If he's going down on you? Nah they better leave. He hates being interrupted. Eating you out/succing you.

Places on your body he absolutely is over the moon about. If reader is afab: he loves your hips,thighs,breasts,and loves to rub your clit. Pays extra attention. Yeah he knows where its at. He knows exactly how to work that pearled pussy. If reader is amab: your chest,your stomach,your arms and biceps. Loves to play with your balls. If reader is gn/in general regardless of sex or gender: your eyes,your face. The small of your back. He loves to cum on your face,chest,lower back. And if you are comfortable he will inside you buuuut if not. Those areas will do.

Shang tsung loves to watch you play with yourself. Don't matter if he's in the mood or not. He might join and play with himself with you if he is. Mutual masturbation is something that happens quite often im sure. But overall,he just likes to watch you. He might comment on how good you are with yourself. Either way. He likes to spectate. He is a tournament master after all

It isn't easy to rile him him. Getting him hot and bothered may seem like an easy task but its anything but. However,once you do. You are guaranteed to get fucked by him. One of The best ways,is to tease and stim his mind. Good conversation,genuine honeyed words and compliments. (Remember it needs to be genuine,he'll smell fakeness from a mile away) put the ball in his court,he'll play all day. Once you stim his mind and get him going he'll play lovers chase in no time.

Remember shang will undress you with his eyes and mind before ripping it off with his hands.

He won't ever say no to a blowjob. However,he loves giving you oral more. Besides he loves to fucking tease. (Gdi shang!)

Shang if he's away from his island from you. (Hey more likely that's where you'll be ok?) Like for some reason if he's in outworld,doing various personal errands. (Not for shao kahn because i hc after a certain point,he wasn't under shao kahn anymore and was free. But twice as dangerous for others because of his still unpredictability. I have a whole thing for that. But thats for another post). But if he's somewhere private,away from you. And he starts missing you and is in a "mood"*tm* . He'll start playing with himself,he doesn't usually do this,he'd rather wait till he gets home to you to relieve himself to you. But hey,sometimes it is what it is. He'll be quick about it tho. He hates getting caught with his literal pants down when not at home. He gets embarrassed easy.

Nothing changes if he's an old man or when he's young and rejuvenated. Tho i would say sex with shang as an old man tends to be more tender,slower,and more romantic. More passionate. When he's rejuvenated,healed,and full of vigor again. He'll be more confident in getting a bit more rough. Again not to say he wouldn't as an old man. He just is more self conscious about it. You'd need to be gentle with him in his more vulnerable state. Praise him genuinely as an old man and he may be a bit more interested in fucking you harder or being a bit more exerting.

Ok that's all for now. I may make more sometime.

Hope you guys like it.

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[rakofelo]

@turboweenie tagged me to do OCs as Obscure References. Seemed fitting to do Finch! Thanks for the tag!

FINCHVAER

ANIMAL chimpanzee

COLOURS rustic orange, denim blue, sage green

MONTH October

SONGS Borderline by Tove Lo, Duality by Slipknot, Nevermine by Cultus Black

NUMBER 4

PLANTS bamboo, fern, cactus

SMELLS petrichor, pennies, sweet soil, library books

GEMSTONE matrix opal

TIME OF DAY 4pm

SEASON Autumn

PLACES Phra Nakhon Si Ayutthaya, Thailand

FOOD fish tacos and cilantro

DRINKS black coffee, negroni, spiced rum

ELEMENT aether, arsenic

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS(S) Leo ☀, Aquarius 🌙, Sagittarius 📈

SEASONINGS cumin, turmeric, black pepper

SKY apocalyptic sunset

WEATHER dense, oppressive air before a thunderstorm

MAGICAL POWER telekinesis

WEAPONS bare fists, but if he must, a staff

SOCIAL MEDIA Reddit

MAKEUP PRODUCT green eyeliner and highlighter

CANDY cinnamon hearts

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL human cannonball

ART STYLE Dadaism

FEAR loss of autonomy

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE phoenix

PIECE OF STATIONARY putty rubber

THREE EMOJIS 🥀🌋👁️‍🗨️

CELESTIAL BODY Oort cloud

[bi-writes]

museum putty was definitely a learned solution. i have come home to his bowls everywhere and lost so much money repairing/replacing things lmao. but he's a scorpio so honestly what did i expect?

idk what that means cause i dont pay attention to astrology but i'm glad you have figured it out haha.

[wildbeautifuldamned]

TIMNEY FOWLER.VINTAGE SILK SCARF- STRIKING FOWLER ASTROLOGICAL DESIGN-ZODIAC ebay cchcando

[astroaquarian]

The Signs as 90's Kid Things

Aries: Lava Lamps

Taurus: Silly Putty

Gemini: Furbies

Cancer: Tamagotchis

Leo: Hubba Bubba

Virgo: Butterfly Clips

Libra: Lip Smackers

Scorpio: Tattoo Chokers

Sagittarius: Slap Bracelets

Capricorn: Beanie Babies

Aquarius: Troll Dolls

Pisces: Jelly Shoes

[dreamyaqua]

Can you do an astrology post about Jeongin as a boyfriend and his ideal type please?

I'm sorry this took me so incredibly long ;-; but aahhh, I hope you'll still like it~ ✨

✧･ﾟ:*Boyfriend Jeongin✧･ﾟ:*

Aquarius sun ☀️ Leo moon🌙 Aries venus ♀️ Scorpio mars ♂️ Pisces Eros and Juno ✨

In a relationship, Jeongin is kind, generous, and tolerant - his relationships involve many elements you can also find in friendships due to his Aquarius energy

he's likely surprising and stimulating as he likes for a relationship to have some adventure and excitement to it

that's because he finds the chase exciting and needs to keep this spark going even as the relationship progresses, so he'd like to keep it interesting and thrilling and would love to experience some adventurous things with you

he can be quite the flirtatious type but oof beware, if you're the flirtatious one he might get jealous you lil hypocrite😂

he does need his freedom and personal space as he doesn't like to be boxed in by a relationship

but on the other hand, he can also be a very sensual, expressive, and passionate lover

with his Leo moon he may view his partner as an extension of himself and therefore he might have quite high expectations but when those are met, he'll be a very warm, affectionate, and even romantic lover

a relationship with him will probably be playful - he's likely to be a fun-loving lover with and innocent and child-like charm

expect playful banter with him and also a sense of competition, he might enjoy making bets with you or play games with you that he'd try really hard to win lol

he's quite responsive and his emotions and desires are quickly activated but he can also get a bit demanding or even bossy when it comes to love

as sweet as he can be, it's also kind of his way or the highway, therefore, he'd like to be the one in charge but he would also be a very protective boyfriend

the type to surprise you with sweet gifts

he truly wants the best for you and would love to see you succeed in your dreams and aspirations

he'd be very mesmerising and powerful, his energy and intensity will draw you right in - intimacy with him is likely to be intense and deeply emotional, it's not just a physical connection but one of the mind and spirit as well

✧･ﾟ:*Ideal Type✧･ﾟ:*

for his ideal type, I think he'd like someone who takes care of their outer appearance and looks well put together

the vibe he'd find attractive is someone who looks bold, confident, and who stands out with their fashion and/or energy - I'm kind of imagining a girl boss/baddie/bad boy type of vibe, at least appearance wise

he also values intellectually stimulating partners because they need to be able to connect with his mind - such a mental connection is very attractive to him

I also feel like he'd enjoy a partner who's got a good sense of humour and wouldn't mind to be playful or a little childish here and there

he'd like it when someone is direct, open, and honest - don't play mind games with him and really mean what you say

furthermore he'd be attracted to fiery types - be passionate, independent and fearlessly go after what you want

he wants someone who's hard-working and whom he can be proud of - someone who's got something going for them (a hobby, passion, or a career path, etc.)

one on hand, I could see him be into the athletic type - someone he can be sporty with or workout with but I can also see him fit well with someone who's creative and compassionate - someone who's also got a softer and more compassionate side to them

even better if you can compare all of this~

someone who's romantic and lively, who makes him feel alive and also teases him a bit would gather his interest - be a stimulating and exciting partner and never let things get boring and boom! he'll be putty in your hands

[its-sixxers]

so if i’m the authority on bertram tung, and you’re the authority on craigothy boone, let’s do a headcanon swap. mine is bertie is deep into astrology. like way beyond the typical astrology nerd, he studied the planets and stars for centuries. like he blames the fledgling finding out his scheme on him being an aries mars. when told about jeanette and therese he’s like “i should have known. a gemini and a malkavian, of course.” he offers this advice to the fledgling “look, lacroix might be a leo sun but he’s a pisces moon, and you can use that against him”, “if you wanna get on Gary’s good side, appeal to his ego. it’s his Sagittarius saturn and Leo mars combination that’ll make him putty in your hands if you know what to say”. as for himself? “I might be a cancer but— ok laugh all you want cupcake. not like i haven’t been getting that same joke for decades. you done yet? anyways, don’t think i’m soft just cause i’m a cancer sun, i’m also a gemini moon and scorpio venus, combine that with a retrograde aries mars and i’m a force to be reckoned with”. the fledgling understood precisely none of that

holy fuck i love it. do you think he does online chart readings for cash on the side. (also cancer sun cap moon libra rising here would he like me 💃)

i like to hc that boone was always pretty quiet and gruff (it gets worse after losing carla) sheerly due to coming from a massive family of mostly brothers. he was one of the younger ones but not the youngest so got used to never really being able to get a word in edgewise and trying to keep his head down so he doesn’t get roughed up too much by his brothers. as a bonus it’s contributed to his calm under pressure because he’s seen some absolute nonsense and is used to going about ordinary life while some Jackass-tier shit is going on in the background. keeping steady aim while explosions are happening or a deathclaw is running at him comes natural after that.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Astrological Putti - putti (cherubim) for astrological constellations.

I'm planning to turn these into pins, many of them have already been made! And I'll be polishing them up in the future to make into stickers, a print, and maybe keychains too.

[thearcticsounds]

the mood is on and its now time to write a poem about Brittany

what will I remember? the first night the insane nervous energy and the insane line of questioning how long have you lived here oh your step sisters is near? how often do you see her? oh you don’t get along? she’s mean? and then the softening, the excitement she ordered another beer, and then another and then its our favorite poems the cinnamon peeler, o’hara, traveling through the dark and how she’s not one of those feminists and the way she looks down and smiles into her shoulder when we go to leave what were you thinking then? yes, i’ll hold on to that for a while I wonder if she watched me walk to my car while she walked home down 27th

then the 2nd night silver jews, astrology yes my moon and my mars are in scorpio and did I tell you I looked up our charts and if we survive three weeks then its who knows and did I mention the sex should be great? a few performative drinks at the bar then back to her place meet her cats peach and pearl, they buzz around us like putti should I put on a movie? no, music? but who picks the list then its therapy experience, family, friends oh you know Jeremy? from double grave? and he’s getting married this summer? (I’m already fantasizing being there) then it’s your legs across my thighs and your ankles are really delicate and you slide your jeans up to show me your tattoos later your tongue presses into my mouth and later you tell me it was butterflies then I can’t help myself and

I press my full weight onto such delicate beginnings i need to talk, to get close, to know you I have nothing and your world is so wide so I’m writing poems about it so I suffocate you I guess I can’t help myself, it’s all I know how to do

the third day is a disaster I hit a car and we can barely talk to each other our voices echo in the galleries in front of marble bodies and your favorite landscape and kahlo’s mask is the last thing we see I drop you off and know we’ll never see each other again I almost send an inoculating text to admit my failure and that I know it’s over but you insist, it’s okay it’s okay

the next time it’s with wine and fruit and the chocolate iced donuts you’ve said you liked something opens up (I know you hated my movie, I was horrified too) but then you’re on top of me and then (oh your nipples are pierced) we’re in your bed I hold you in my mouth, savoring and already I’m trying to manufacture something lasting but we’re caught up and then I’m in yours but even when you beg I can’t come but it’s okay, you say, it’s okay it’s okay and we hold each other and talk for hours you eat the donuts like some reclining venus and it’s mythic time poison oak comes on as I leave and you’re in a double grave t shirt that sways above tattooed thighs

You couldn't have, you couldn't have Stuck your tongue down the throat of somebody Who loves you more

the next time (you ask if we should sit together) I ask if you think about phoebe bridgers when a siren screams past your window (it frames the sunset so perfectly) we almost make it through a movie before we fuck and you come twice and I fake it (did you know?) you ask if it’s my first time since separating and you ask if I’ll stay the night and you finish the wine straight from the bottle you ask me what color my eyes are, I ask yours I ask if you really do plan to move to Portland and you tell me about your tattoos and when you got them and I’m an embarrassingly eager student I ask if you’re still nervous do you want to talk about it no, no, not right now so I turn towards your weird trapezoidal ceiling, outlined in light we fall asleep (but I barely can) you’re restless, hand through my hair, across my chest, stomach pearl and peach bury into the sheets with us and we giggle sleepily it’s magical and i’ll hold on to this, too, for a while my fingertips slide against your thighs through the webbing of the blanket at some point in the night I’m sure I catch you masturbating while you hold my hand and I wonder if the way I press into you is a ritual and who am I conjuring? angry cars sound and streetlights peer through open windows and your apartment feels so fertile

then it’s 4 am and I have to leave for work and

that’s the last time I ever see you

you say you hope I understand so I tell myself I do

So I will wait for the next time you want me Like a dog with a bird at your door

[snipehuntpotatosack]

The Navvy

Just round the bend of the blacknight road The ricketiest damn ladder stuck up past the moon With this fat old union guy in orange overalls, With one-or-so heads counting chins and noses, Squatting by himself in the background radiation way up there With nothing but a putty knife and a screwdriver Chipping lightning off the Bear.

Now I know this is a family App Yet I don’t wanna be obscure concerning The astroanatomical area addressed; Most of the aeons-long protonic buildup was around the perineum, where you find your ursine scent glands - And man he really had to go at it, Like I mean the poor guy only had four hands.

And whilst I stood there wonderin’ how he’d handle The cosmic scope of that clean-up chore, I noticed a drift of torn stray Work Orders Spilt out the left back pocket of his orange ass And settling around me like dead yellow leaves Every one of them stamped urgent rush to die for And some of ‘em backdated like you wouldn’t believe.

You might recall the classic curve of Cassiopeia’s cheekbones, Not even to mention the cheeks – well, A few billennia of interstellar dust accretion and that Silhouette starts to look more like the little wocka-stan guy Uncle Nick hired to help him move refrigerators… And meanwhile pest control’s getting calls from People that thinks Pisces is an alligator.

Dark matter has got the Gemini looking like Trimini at least And about Virgo at this point the less said the better If they ever can deal with the gamma-pulsar whiteheads disfiguring her phiz They can think about sandblasting the cometary icecaps off her phalanges Which remind everybody so much of galaxy-sized bunions, If you can shut out the whining from Orion whose Belt looks like a net bag of those weird Japanese onions.

Draco these days comes off about as scary as a hedgehog What with iridium spicules puffed up all ‘round his labonza – he’s let himself go; And random gas giant collisions make “Canis Major” look like a doggie barber On DMT entered something at Westminster – an airedale with sextuple neutron jets; Leo has muon mange, And as for Hercules…this is a little hard to say, or to explain…. He rents out to guys that like to Ride the Range.

Now I never been much of a union man myself, But when I think of that one orange assed navvy stuck up there With his pockets full of chits for astrological Armageddon, and nothing but A half-inch remaining of Boodles for life support I start to feel this odd quavering in all my limbs – how can I hardly dare? – Like I should be looking for something to clamber up And start in chipping on that sensitive part of Bear.

[lizacstuff]

Hi, I really enjoyed reading your thoughts about the last few episodes, you always make me feel better about things. Would you mind sharing more about the last episode, both in general and of course what you thought about Edser?

Thank you for the kind words, sorry this has taken so long to answer, I know you sent it days ago, but it’s been a busy week. As I said in another post, I actually really enjoyed this episode. I'll start with the other characters and then get to Eda and Serkan. 

First Seline. Of course, she beat everyone to the punch by getting to Serkan before Ferit and Ceren.  I suppose props to her for coming clean rather than allowing herself to be blackmailed, but man she was still a selfish snake until the end. I actually thought the most unfair thing was how she swept Ceren up in the people who had hid it from Serkan. What!?!?  Ceren found out the day before, told Ferit that as Serkan's attorney she couldn't keep it from him, called Serkan to let him know that Ferit had to talk to him, and didn't see Serkan until that meeting! What else could she have done? She would have been fully justified in defending herself to Serkan on that score. I wish she would have... except it's not the point of this show. The point of this show is Eda and Serkan, so to that end perhaps it was more important for Serkan to think his lawyer had hid it from him, and then for us and Eda to see him get over it quickly in order to illustrate how much more relaxed he is than when we met him. It plays into the themes of change, even if it's more about evolving. 

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Also, it's typical of Selin and her jealousy to try and get one last punch in and to drag the woman Ferit is now interested into the mess. I like how she tried to deliver a blow to Eda, and Eda was just like, "Whatever, do your worst" and Serkan, instead of getting mad which is what Selin wanted, just found a way to use it to flirt even harder. Then her maneuver with Balca was just gross. She knows as well as anyone that Serkan, despite his public notoriety, is a private person and here she is spilling every bit of his personal business to this woman they all met today. What a betrayal of personal trust. Good riddance to her. I mean, we'll all miss Bige, but I won't miss Selin. 

Honestly, I don't think Selin is evil, she's just so selfish, myopic and spoiled that she thinks her hurt trumps everyone else. She thinks she's entitled to lash out, give grief and visit pain upon people, because she was thwarted and didn't get what she wanted. I'm glad that Eda mentioned that it was Selin who sicced the press on them, so even if they didn't prove it, they know. I've seen some criticism that Selin wasn't punished enough for her sins, but I disagree. The holding was her inheritance, her history, her father helped start that company, and she ended by giving up her stake completely, she lost her fiance and the back-up life she imagined with him, she lost Serkan and the life she imagined with him, she also lost Serkan's decades-long friendship, she lost her job, she's leaving the country. That's a lot of losing. She's hit emotional rock bottom, perhaps she'll be able to do some soul searching and figure out why she lost everything (except her money) as she starts over?

The other goodbye this episode was Alptekin, and another good riddance here. His interaction with Aydan was cruel. That's how he ends a 30 year marriage? Yikes. At least it sounds like he left everything to Aydan and Serkan and is not trying to take houses (Serkan needs the Summer House and Mountain House for sexy rendezvous reasons!) or the stake in the holding. His goodbye with Serkan was thankfully better. I mean, he can't redeem himself as a father at this point, but at least that conversation didn't make it worse. I'm glad he admitted to Serkan that he was not a good father, but also went to lengths to say that unlike him, Serkan would be a good father. Serkan would probably say that his father's opinion doesn't matter, but I think it really does, particularly on that subject. It's very plausible to me that Serkan has fears about being like his dad, and specifically being an unloving, perfection-requiring, absentee father like his dad was. It's important for him to hear that it doesn't have to be like that, hopefully Serkan internalized that they are very different men. It was also nice of him to sort of bless his future with Eda, and even after Serkan said they would want nothing to do with him, say he would still always be there if Serkan needed him. It was as good as could be expected as far as the impact it would have on Serkan's emotional state. 

Didn't see much of Ayfer in this one, which is fine by me. I mentioned it last week, but WOW, what they've done to the hair, makeup and costuming is something else.  For a good part of the series her style was kind of flowy and boho influenced and it worked. She had a bit of a relaxed cool vibe to her. Now they're styling her like an uptight, 90-year-old woman! That green dress was so ugly and WTF was that lampshade on her head?  This is a beautiful woman surrounded by fashionable, 20-something girls, how is she getting more dowdy and frumpy by the episode?

I think I'm going to like Divorce!Aydan. She was such an arrogant character when the show began, it's nice to see her show both warmth and vulnerability.  You could see she was nervous about running for the head of the foundation, which I wouldn't have expected from the woman we met early on in the series. She's been a joy the last few episodes and this was no different. And I will love her forever for staying true to Eda, and asking for her when Balca offered to be by her side. The Eda/Aydan relationship really warms my heart and I love that she needs her future daughter-in-law. Though I did feel for Seyfi when she didn't let him into the group hug. Poor Seyfi, he's as much a part of the family as anyone! Let him hug!

So, I know I've been very lukewarm towards the idea of Engin and Piril, it's just that they're such opposites it's hard to see how it will work.  And they're not opposites like Eda and Serkan are opposites. Eda and Serkan are the kind of opposites that yin/yang each other, and you can easily see them living in harmony, while Engin and Piril seem like the kind that just have incompatible outlooks and lifestyles. However, I do admit that I watched the proposal with a big grin on my face and I might have clapped when she said yes. I guess they at least partially won me over. Engin really tried to go big with his proposal, and if a proposal is going to be played for laughs I'm fine with it being anybody but Edser.  As a side note, I hope when Serkan asks Eda to marry him it's just the two of them, I like a private, emotional proposal for my favs.   So on to everyone's favorite new character, Balca. Boy, what an interesting one she is. Seems to me if you start a new job and decide you're going to go after your boss romantically before you even meet him because an astrologer gave you two initials... you might need professional help. I'm still not over the fact that this piece of work watched Serkan and Eda's sexually-charged slowdance at the party and still had the balls to show up at his house later that night. So far she's shaping up to be a rather tragic figure. Can you imagine being that desperate or having so little self-respect or dignity? It's impossible for her to have real feelings for someone she's never met, so she's risking humiliation, hurting people, and being fired because she's just that desperate to have a warm body in her life?  Yikes. That is pathetic. I'd feel sorry for her if she had shown any sign that she gave a damn that Serkan was already in a relationship for all intents and purposes. Her downfall is going to be SWEET. 

Me thinks she'll be just about as successful at driving a wedge between Eda and Serkan as those who came before her.  Including Aydan, Ayfer, Kaan, Efe and Selin. But hopefully her insidious presence will drive Eda to decide what she wants and to go and get her man. 

LOVED all the Eda/Serkan we got this episode. Starting from the elevator and that kiss. From spoilers, most of us knew the slap was coming, but it still was jarring when it happened. I really don't love any sort of hitting, or any violent act between partners, but I won't ding the characters for it here too much. Eda was vulnerable, discombobulated, and in an emotional whirl. She's trying to maintain distance and force him to maintain distance, all the while being drawn to him on a primal level. I think she slapped him because she thought that's what she should do. They're not officially in that place, they'd established he would be punished if he purposefully broke the contract, and she was vulnerable because of the claustrophobia. As for Serkan, I also don't ding him for doing it under what might not be considered optimal conditions. He knows how she feels, where her heart is, and she was willingly being very intimate there as she nuzzled into his neck. Also he was right that it definitely distracted her and calmed her down. I think she completely forgot where she was. 

That being said, the stones on that guy to kiss her again! I love it. He just smirked through her whole angry tirade, like he knew exactly where she was coming from. She was more putting on an act of being angry, because that's what she thought she should do, than actually being angry. That's the confidence of a man who knows exactly where he stands (for all those who get upset that Eda hasn't told Serkan how she feels, this is proof that he really, really knows).   For me, this episode was all about Eda's resolve crumbling, but her not being completely ready to let it go. So each time she found herself enjoying time with him and being vulnerable, she would retreat and try to build back up that wall. And she failed spectacularly every time. I think that's why we saw her go from putty in his hands one minute to evoking the contract the next, back to putty. She's trying to stay strong and not let him in, but she just can't do it and doesn't really want to do it.

While they were at lunch she tried to maintain distance, she was a bit snarky and trying to resist his flirting. But once they finished lunch and were on the balcony, she couldn't even pretend to maintain an air of indifference. She was so pleased when he said that his entire life has been a rainbow since meeting her. No pretense, she couldn't hide it. Nor could she hide her pleasure in him turning off his phone in order to have lunch with her. 

Deep down, Eda knows it's only a matter of time until they reunite. I think she just needs to be ready to let go of him breaking up with her before she lets down her walls. But when something happens, she's there. One minute they're engaging in pointed banter about her potential punishment, the next she hears that Aydan is not doing well and she's right by his side. No question, no hesitation. When push comes to shove, they're already a family. 

I can just imagine what it does to Serkan to watch Eda be there for his mom. With the agoraphobia I think Serkan took a lot of that burden onto himself, with really only Seyfi to help. That must have felt so isolating. But now Eda is right there with him, and they're a team, he has someone to rely on and share the burden with, it must feel so good. 

You gotta hand it to Serkan Bolat with the whole three wishes thing. My dude is ingenious. Instead of being upset that she kept something from him, or being passive aggressive about it, he figures out the course of action that will give him something to flirt with her about and excuses to spend time together. Also it gives him the opportunity to ask for the one thing he wants most from her, unconditional trust. Because once she's there, there will no longer be any reason for their separation. It's pretty much the cornerstone of everything. Not to say she doesn't trust him as a person, she does, but I think she's trepidatious about trusting his feelings for her. Trusting that he won't break up with her again, or go back to that inconsistent behavior that she's talked about several times. It makes sense that there is still lingering emotional fallout from the breakup. 

"Are you available?" "For you, always." Oh, sweet, sweet Robot. Enough can not be said about how he can make the smallest interaction into something so romantic. He was equally sweet when having her guess the number one thing that benefits him. You know she just melts inside every time he says something like that, and the harder she tries not to show it, the harder she melts. 

One thing I didn't get is Eda being a bit relaxed when it came to trusting Efe. Just the day before she learned that Efe tried to blackmail Selin for her shares, and Eda seemed taken aback at the revelation. However, when they discuss him I don't feel like she validates Serkan's concerns as much as maybe she should.  I'm going to chalk it up to Eda being a bit off-kilter from Serkan asking her if she wants to work with him more closely. Perhaps she wants or needs that buffer of working for his partner instead of him, so she's not going to poke holes in her situation just yet, even if she realizes there is reason for concern. I did like that she reassured him that if Serkan trusted her, it would be fine. That seems like it will be key when Babbaan arrives. 

Is Eda the cutest when she's jealous? I think she's the cutest. So does Serkan. He was enjoying that so much. And I just about died when she scooted her chair over to where she was almost sitting on top of him. The fact that Balca was Eda's own doing, a consequence of some irrational emotions, makes the whole situation even funnier. Serkan can't be dinged at all for choosing her. 

I will be watching TV a long time before I get over the fact that this show found a way to re-enact the scene from Ghost. Thank you writers, producers and creatives! I keep saying that I love how this show rarely misses an opportunity, the shippy content and visuals are second to none. The things this show is able to do on such a tight timeline and I'm sure, budget is impressive. I give most of the credit to the actors and their chemistry, but that was also beautifully shot. What's almost better is when they return to the office all hot and bothered and flustered. These two kids are going to have to fall into bed sooner, rather than later otherwise the sexual tension is literally going to kill them.  

Speaking of UST, they wound themselves up again when they decided to slow dance in front of their friends and coworkers. Besides Balca, is anyone in their orbit still wondering what's going on with them? Together? Broken up? In-between? Are they still office gossip, or is everyone just like "Eh, that's just Eda and Serkan" and they're all expecting to come in the office one morning to find that they’ve eloped. Along those lines, where was Ayfer? She gets so upset at the idea of them even talking... did she even notice them draped all over each other having eye-sex while dancing? I mean I didn't want her to have some over-the-top reaction but if she had it would have been in line with how she's been the last few episodes. The final scene was so damn uncomfortable to watch, but I'm very hopeful this storyline is going to clarify a few things for Eda and we’ll reap those rewards. All in all, I really enjoyed this episode, and can't wait for the next two! 

[trustingofwinds]

Hiii! I love your posts! How did Jin become your bias? :) And have you ever been to a BTS concert or would you like to go? Have a nice day/night!!

hiii boo! ah, I feel like this ask has been sitting in my inbox for a while now so I’m so sorry. but! I will answer it now <3

note: I’m going to be using a lot of astrological language to explain my love for seokjin and why he is truly My Type because I’m a gay™ and that’s how my brain computes lmao

note #2: this also became way longer than I thought it was going to be, so be ready for an essay below the cut

the story of how seokjin became my bias is a ride lmao. initially, I had eyes for namjoon onlyyy - he truly was my og bias, while seokjin was my wrecker. now that I sit back and analyze why he was the first to catch my eye, it’s because I think him and seokjin are similar in a lot of ways. I have a thing for charismatic people - pair that with being (lack of a better phrase) leader-ly, loud, dorky, and flirty, I’m fucking putty in their hands lmao. I also love when I can just sit with people in either comfortable silences or engage in deep deep deep conversations. I can see myself doing either with the both of them!

now, I became an army around 2019. I was still learning a lot of their music, as well as watching their music videos, documentaries, and episodes of run/bon voyage to catch up. every time I watched their interviews as a group or their individual ones, seokjin in particular always captivated me. I was really blown away by his mindset. as a person usually bogged down by my insecurities of what other people think, he truly is an inspiration for me. he’s discussed many times how he lives in the moment and seizes every opportunity while refusing to be swayed by the past or his fears, which is something I strive to do. he doesn’t take himself seriously, but is also a source of wisdom and rich perspective for the other members. I swear, he made me fucking WEAK for sagittariuses man...

he’s also incredibly sharp and witty (shout out to the scorpio mercury and aries moon). that man and his burns fucking send me every timeee. I need someone who can keep up with my millions of thoughts at a time (shout out to my double gemini ass) and he sure as hell could. but with the scorpio mercury comes his own abyss, proven by his song Abyss. as a scorpio myself, I’m immediately attracted to other people’s depths and this man has a lot of it.

and that venus in capricorn... man oh man. the way he is so elegant!! I think he really showed his elegance in the BE photoshoot with the gems - refined, sophisticated, comfortable yet stylish. also, this capricorn placement is just huuuge daddy vibes... do I need to explain my attraction anymore? 😌

the last straw for me that rocked my whole fucking world (and ultimately pushed namjoon to wrecker status) was the Save Me music video lmaooo. I am only a simple whore: seokjin in all black with a hat on AND blond hair? I was like, “yep, he’s my bias now”.

so, that was my whirlwind explanation on how he became my bias. it fucking PAINS ME how much of my type is. I not only lust for him but admire him so so so deeply. he’s just amazing 😭

*flicks tears away like jungkook during that one acceptance speech*

okay!!! now onto your other question of “have you ever been to a BTS concert or would you like to go?”

I have not been to a bts concert. I was supposed to go to this past one, but we all know what happened... ugh, I had such amazing seats too! but, I’m making it up to myself by either getting floor seats or soundcheck tickets, AND buying tickets for another city lol. I want to see them so baddd, especially before seokjin (potentionally, most likely) leaves for service 😭

thank you so much for your questions, anon! I’m so sorry for how long this is lmao. I hope you’re having the loveliest day/night too x

[ghoulciifer]

submission:

@joonzreina: “hi tum, how are you?!. i wanna congratulate you on your 100 milestone!. keep up the good work!. if you don’t mind, may i please request a matchup with the hq boys only please?. i am she/her, straight, latina, and 5”0. i have light brown eyes, long dark curly brown hair, and curly bangs. my personality is described as wild, crazy, hilarious, hot tempered, blunt, sarcastic, brave, loyal, and kindhearted. i only have a 3 best friends that are like family to me. i will stand up for myself and them no matter what!. i’m a leader too. my hobbies consists of me watching anime, kdramas,/netflix, sleeping, eating, reading manga,webtoons, and astrology. i am a huge believer in astrology!. i love listening to rap/rnb and kpop!. i’m a very affectionate person too and who isn’t afraid of skinship. i would kiss my man on the lips all the time!. what i look for in a man is for him to respect me, who loves affection/skinship, tall, sweet, caring, funny, understanding, protect me, loves affection, and who will always be there with me through thick and thin. my aesthetic would be baddie vibes, like dark red colors, black, sexy colors, light pink, and just i don’t give a fuck vibes/bad bitch energy!. i’m 20 years old old so NSFW would be good to put!. my favorite color is pink and neon green!. thank you so so much tum, you’re such a sweetheart!. i hope you have a wonderful night!. take care hun!. i can’t wait to see what content you post!”

notes: firstly, thank you so much for your kind words, sweetpea 🥺 i love seeing your url in my notifs, your support means the world to me! i really hope you approve of this matchup, because much like the last one, bo was the first person i thought of after reading what you sent. thanks again for your sweet self and i hope to see you more ❥ drabble under the cut because it does include NSFW content!

why i matched you:

» i might be completely biased when saying this, but bokuto is literally the whole package when it comes to relationships. he will always be there for you, will always protect you, will love you unconditionally, etc. like there is not a single thing he wouldn’t do for you once you have him wrapped around your little finger. 

» bokuto loves how passionate you are about your friends/family because he feels the same way about his loved ones. he knows you’d do anything for them, and finds it incredibly admirable that you’re willing to go through extreme lengths to protect them. he values loyalty a whole lot, so you’re a perfect partner for him in that aspect!

» your confidence and bravery are definitely somethings that attract him the most to you. we all know he’s got his lil’ “emo�� moments, because in reality he does have the tendency to doubt himself and his abilities when faced with certain challenges he doesn’t know he’s ready for. but you’re always there to help him see how he is capable of facing those challenges! your own self confidence really pushes him to be the best he can possibly be, and he really idolizes you for that. even if there are times where you actually end up being the one to struggle, he’ll never fail to remind you how proud of you he is and how much he looks up to you!

» affectionate? bokuto’s got you covered. man LOVES having near constant skin-on-skin contact with you. whether it’s a hand wrapped around your waist/shoulders, fingers interlocked with his, or even resting his chin on your head, he’s gonna take advantage of any chance he gets to hold you. his favorite thing to do is come up behind you when you least expect it to wrap his arms around you, bury his nose in the crook of your neck, and whisper how much he missed you/loves you against your skin. the action never fails to make you smile.

» bokuto absolutely ADORES your aesthetic, he’s constantly in a state of “how can someone be so adorable yet so hot at the same time?”. because it’s true! your bad bitch persona really meshes well with your sweet n’ kind personality, and it definitely threw him for a loop at first. but now? baby he praises you CONSTANTLY. there’s not a day that goes by where he isn’t complimenting what you’re wearing, how your hair looks, how sharp your eyeliner is, etc. like he is your personal hypeman. and you DESERVE it.

» bokuto is really the kinda guy to keep you on your toes, but that’s just part of his appeal. there’s never a dull moment with him and he loves seeing you smile or giggle because of his antics. you really just make his heart melt like a marshmallow over a campfire with everything you do so he wants to make sure he’s enough for you with everything he does. he’s gonna give you his all no matter what - so make sure you’re prepared for that kinda commitment, because this boy will want to put a ring on your finger someday!

drabble:

“Kou, c’mon, I’m trying to finish this chapter!” You whine halfheartedly to your absolute brick wall of a boyfriend, who is currently laying open mouthed kisses at the space just between your neck and collarbone. Your attempts at pushing him away are futile, and you begin to wonder if he has always been this dense. Bokuto only chuckles at the gentle gasp you emit once his tongue pokes out to lave at your soft skin. Of course he would take advantage of your distraction with his muscular hold. 

“Baby you’ve been saying that for the past half hour.” He shifts on the sofa to rest between your open legs, elbows perched on either side of you, thumbs doing god’s work at rubbing circles against your hips. You’d be lying if you said what he was doing wasn’t enticing, but…

“I-It’s just a long chapter, I can’t help it! Seriously, I only have a few more panels left.” Your bottom lip juts out into a pout, eyes wide in pleading. As antsy as Bokuto was to cover your entire body with his kisses, he can never say no to your sweet, sullen face. How could he? It always turns him into putty in your hands without fail. With a (fake) groan, he plants his cheek back against the surface between your breasts, arms looping around your frame just as they did before he started teasing you. That’s when an idea springs to the forefront of his mind. Oh, he’ll let you finish that chapter alright. 

“Fine,” He huffs, turning his head so his chin is resting on your chest. His eyes burn into yours with a playful glint and an equally playful smirk plastered to his features, “you have 1 minute.”

“What?”

“Starting…” Bokuto’s grin grows impossibly wider, tongue peeking behind his pearly whites, “now.” And with that his skillful hands snake their way under your sweatshirt to feel as much of you as possible. Bokuto thanks his lucky stars that you opted out of wearing a bra today, making it much easier for him to trace his digits over your peaking nipples, calloused thumbs rolling sensually over each pebble. Your sharp intake of breath only spurs him on further - and your weak, breathy whimper encourages him to follow suit with his tongue trailing up your stomach, nimble fingers sliding the hem of your jumper upward to expose more of your heated skin to his merciless lips. 

Suddenly the comic on your phone screen has no room for your attention as Bokuto’s ministrations demand all focus to his sinful lips, eliciting another mewl from your agape mouth. You quickly lock your screen and let your head fall back into the cushions once his tongue finally reaches your sensitive tits. The feeling only intensifies when he lets out another heated laugh in response, relishing in the way your back arches into him. 

“Heh, that’s what I thought, baby.”

deadline for matchups is (08/29/20)! be sure to submit your entry before this date and check the tag #tumplaysmatchmaker to stay updated!

[visforvengeance]

Peter Parker: I love you

Word Count: 1,091

Requested by: a lot of fucking people oh my god.

Notes: fuuuuuucking hell. hi guys. tis part 4 of the what do you want me to say (wdywmts) series. i got a new laptop babey! i’m super duper sorry i was being a moody bitch and not writing things. this doesn’t have any spoilers. and a lil update: FFH MADE ME CRY. is this rushed? yes. no further questions. ikikikikik i’m late

Warnings: cursing, smut but it’s not detailed (i can’t give you guys all of it just yet *wink wonk*), angst, me big stupid. did not proofread. uhhh i think that’s it.

Y/N is ilo and Peter is milo. And she’s lost him.

Y/n’s POV

After I left Peter’s apartment, I went for a walk in Central Park. It was around 7 PM. I wasn’t alone if that’s what you’re wondering. There were other people. Couples and people with their dogs. It was so pretty tonight, but I was too sad to enjoy it. If Peter was here, we’d have been in each other’s arms and looking up at the stars. Peter knew about things like astrology and he’d tell me about the different constellations.

Peter was all I could think about now. How much of an absolute trainwreck he was when he asked me out. He kept stuttering and not finishing his sentences, but I was able to put two and two together. He tricked me into telling him how I felt about Spiderman. “I think he’s really sweet. One time, I saw him helping a cat that was stuck in the tree. It made my heart flutter. Wait, is he like an adult? What if he’s someone I know?” I remembered his reaction when those words left my lips. He nearly choked.

“I-I doubt it’s someone you know. How weird would it be if he was a teenager? Doesn’t he have a bedtime?” He kept on with his nervous rambling until he noticed my soft giggling. Then, he started to apologize. When I went to grab his hand, he froze. “You ok?” I asked. He nodded. “Would it be okay...if I kissed you?” He was so scared of what my answer would have been. Before I could even say anything, he started apologizing (again) and saying to forget it. I cut him off with a kiss. 

He was shocked but then he was like putty in my hands. His hands were on my waist and my fingertips were brushing against his cheek. He tasted like the strawberry ice cream we shared. The kiss had lasted for a minute or two, but not long enough. We pulled away for a second to breathe but went at it again. When we kissed, it felt like heaven on earth. Like waking up on Christmas and seeing loads of gifts under the tree, and finding out that they were all for you.

That kiss left me light-headed and breathless. But it was addicting. “Woah.” He said, stunned. “I know,” I said, just as stunned. He walked me home that night. I would’ve loved for him to stay, but it was a school night. So we did the next best thing and texted all night. The next day, we hung out again after school. This time we were accompanied by Ned and MJ. They practically forced us to give the juicy deets about our date last night. Peter turned into a blushing puppy and used me as a shield to dodge the intrusive questions. I ended up being forced to tell by the power of friendship. A chorus of oohs and ahhs escaped the mouths of the pair of friends.

The first time we had sex was embarrassingly cute. We waited until my parents were gone. Peter showed up at my front door with flowers and a nervous smile. When we were in my room, he stood at my bedroom door, confused. I led him to my bed and straddled his waist. We started with making out first. I encouraged Peter to just let his hands do what they wanted. Peter had never touched any part of my body that wasn’t my waist or thighs, et cetera. I had to guide his hands to my breasts and I could’ve sworn he almost fainted. After he got used to feeling on things, we proceeded to take our clothes off.

Peter’s eyes scanned my body and his eyes were filled with pure admiration. “You’re so beautiful.” He said to me. I kissed his forehead and smiled. When I straddled his waist, he nearly jumped out of his skin. His eyes were wide and his breathing was shallow. “Are you ok, Petey?” He said that he hated that nickname. But, whenever it came out of my mouth, he’d always swoon. “Y-yeah. I just- fuck.” He was so nervous, it was adorable. “Peter, babe. It’s ok to be nervous.”

“I know. I just don’t want you to hate me because I’m inexperienced. What if I like orgasm too fast or something? I would just die.” I cut off his nervous rambling with a kiss and some reassurance. “Honestly, Peter, I’d be more surprised if you weren’t inexperienced. It is completely ok if you orgasm too soon. You just have to build up a tolerance. And, I’d take that as a compliment, if I’m being honest. Just let me take the lead this time, ok? We could do things your way next time if you want?” He nodded. “Good.”

After a lot of nervous touching (and even more reassurance), we finally got to do the deed. Peter’s hands were all over me. Every place they had been felt like it was on fire. I was simply burning up in the cooled room. He’d left hickeys on my neck and chest. His moans were like music to my ears. “Peter, baby, you’re doing so good.” I moaned.

He felt so good inside of me, I wanted to cry. “I love you,” he cried out. I *almost* froze. That was the first time he told me that. Ironic that he said that while fucking me senseless, huh? I know. But, he meant it. “I’m gonna cum!” He exclaimed to me. “Just let it go, baby.” I felt him twitch inside, while he screwed his eyes shut. His moans and the face he made when he came was enough to send me over the edge.

Afterward, Peter didn’t want to let me go. “I wasn’t lying when I told you I loved you. I really do.” I kissed his forehead and said the words back to him. I stayed over that night. Peter seemed genuinely happy.

I realized how crazy I must’ve looked just sitting on a bench alone. I wish I could’ve pointed out when our relationship fell apart. Maybe I would’ve been able to save myself from the heartbreak. Is it bad that I still loved him? Am I stupid for wanting this all to be a horrible nightmare? I can’t escape these feelings and I’m just..tired. 

On my way home, I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. It was a text from Peter.

“Can we talk?”

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