#Ask anything

[bunnis-monsters]

I was wondering if you could take requests for an SFW scenario of a monster of your choice with an S/O who, when angry or frustrated, bites their arm because they can't communicate their feelings

Your lion hybrid bf’s tail swayed in annoyance as he lifted his arm, just for you to be attached to it by the mouth. He huffed, raising an eyebrow as his golden eyed stared into yours.

“Is that it? You’re just going to bite me?”

You mumbled something around his arm, and he watched in light amusement as you noticed he couldn’t understand you.

“…”

You sat on his lap, petting his mane while you sucked on one of his fingers. The two of you had a fight earlier, and you just got really frustrated.

“You can’t just bite me when you get upset, little one. It isn’t fair to me.”

“… I know. I’m sorry. It’s just… I don’t know how to express myself.”

His chest rumbled with purrs as you played with his mane some more. “Mmm… try drawing or writing about how you feel next time, okay?”

“Okay…”

He licked the top of your head, grooming and preening you as you drew something.

You handed it to him, and he finally understood why you were upset.

The drawing depicted him being careless with an important stuffy of yours and causing its arm to be torn off.

“Ah… I’m sorry, little one. I’ll pay for it to be properly sewn back on.”

With your feelings heard, you were able to truly relax and curl up with your boyfriend, burying your face into his mane.

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[cyanide-cafe]

Nymph Searchlight

The Nymph Searchlight is a young [20 year old: a baby, for its species] Searchlight specimen that Urbanshade has carefully raised to document Searchlight behaviors and lifespans. Its purple coloration is due to its age, as Searchlights start off pink/purple in coloration to prevent Squiddles from becoming hostile to the otherwise defenseless babies.

[See below the cut for extra lore, explanation of mechanics, and transcript of the image.]

TRANSCRIPT OF REFERENCE

Found in Heavy Containment in an XXL tank. Spawns with 1-5 Searchlight Kibble nearby. No document, as this is a normal, non-experimented, but young, Searchlight.

This searchlight can be used as a flashlight-like item, needing Wall Dweller Flesh [80], Searchlight Kibble [25], and Party Special [500] to stay lit. Its light is dim, and it tends to stare at Squiddles, Turrets, False Doors, and hidden Wall Dwellers.

However, having this baby Searchlight in your inventory will wreak havoc upon you and your teammates when you encounter the Adult Searchlights in the Grand Encounters.

This Searchlight is only about a foot in length despite its age [23yo] and is purple due to an adaptation of Searchlights: they only gain their orange coloration later in life when they're capable of of easily killing and eating Squiddles, which are otherwise a big threat for these small babies.

TRANSCRIPT OF BADGES

You Monster

Kill the Searchlight Nymph by letting it out of its container in a dry room without picking it up within 30s.

Are you proud of yourself?

Take the Searchlight Nymph back to Urbanshade alongside the Crystal. Rewards the player with 100 extra kroner.

Happy Ending

Release the Searchlight Nymph to its family in the Final Encounter. Rewards the player with the Nymph jumpsuit: a black jumpsuit with orange and purple coloration on the bands and Urbanshade logo.

EXPLANATION OF MECHANICS

The Searchlight Nymph is a flashlight that requires Wall Dweller Flesh, Searchlight Kibble, or Party Special to stay charged. If you have a Gummylight, you can also give that to the Nymph, which it will slowly extract charge from [takes 1m] and then spit back out.

However, this cute baby is not just a flashlight, it is an actual living thing.. with parents that are looking for it. Searchlights aren't good parents, usually, having large communal clutches reaching to the millions, but this offspring is extremely healthy, and the last alive of its siblings, due to the Anglers, Squiddles, and Parasites killing the rest of them.

The Nymph only spawns at room 60 or higher, but cannot be found in The Ridge, as it only spawns in Heavy Containment rooms. You have to swim into its tank with the Nymph Container item, catch the Nymph [as it swims away or thwacks you with its hooks, dealing 1 damage every 10 seconds] and then it can be used.

It can be released into any room with water [though why would you want to do that?] and can be dropped into dry rooms, in which it will die after 30s if you don't pick it up again.

The Nymph is also, admittedly, not a very good flashlight. It looks wherever it pleases: though it can warn the player if there's a Wall Dweller, Squiddle, Turret, or Good People, as it likes to stare at these threats.

However, the Nymph's usefulness quickly turns to hazardous, as during the first Searchlight Grand Encounter, the Nymph will cry out to its parent, rapidly circling its small enclosure and bopping its head against the glass, causing the Adult Searchlight to spin around the room 15% faster than before. You can release the Nymph in order to get it to stop crying, but this will kill the searchlight, and that's just plain cruel, since you're doing it in sight of its parent.

During the second Grand Encounter, the Nymph will repeat the same bullshittery it did in the First Encounter, causing all three Searchlights to go into a frenzy looking for the crying Nymph, increasing their speed by 20%. However, they will occasionally butt heads, starting a small scuffle, allowing the player to continue repairing the cables.

However, you now have the opportunity to release the Nymph back to its parents, which will cause one of the adult Searchlights to stop looking entirely, instead, keeping an eye on the Nymph, retreating to the outskirts of the Trench. This will also change the Lucy cutscene at the end, in which two Searchlights chase after you instead: one being crushed, and the other narrowly escaping Lucy's foot, quickly turning back to care for the Nymph instead.

This also minorly changes the end cutscene as well, the Nymph poking its head out of the submarine dock, waving goodbye with one of its hooks, before popping back into the water. [This was something Urbanshade staff accidentally trained the Searchlight to do.]

[mrfleshwizard]

The feminine urge to beat stolas with a stick

I have both feminine and masculine urge for that.

[ms-cartoon]

The Martha x Ms Mayberry ship absolutely makes ZERO sense

Yeah . . . that. Umm, I honestly didn't know how to feel about this. I don't hate it, but at the same time, I'm not on board with it either.

Cuz of course, ur right, it doesn't make any sense. I don't know why Mayberry is in a relationship with the woman who basically ruined her life; Martha slept with her husband and made it seem like to the entire world that Mayberry was a psycho that murders people. It doesn't excuse Mayberry for murdering her or her husband, but it's not like I blame her. What's even more weird is that Mayberry was the one that came up to Blitzo and paid for Martha to get killed after voicing how pissed off she was about that incident. I would imagine her holding a grudge and hating this woman all her afterlife if she went out of her way to contact IMP. Also, I know we haven't seen these characters since episode 1, but how is it that they eventually came across each other? Its an odd coincidence. And how does Blitzo know where Martha lives??

So yeah, this ship is rather weird and illogical.

[fluex23]

this one is for toby!!!!!!!!

what do you think about Nina? (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠) how close would u say u guys are?

"Nina? O-oh shes p-pretty cool... She m-made me a bracelet and h-helps paint m-my nails sometimes b-because my hands are t-too shaky."

[trashanstuff]

i’m back on my bullshit

[wormswurld]

PLEASE i’m gigglin at this. oliver goes to oxford with the thick baby barry accent and everyone thinks he’s a foreign exchange student 💀💀 when they find out he’s speaking THE SAME LANGUAGE AS THEM (maybe when felix starts getting him stoned he slows down idk). cue: “you’ve been speaking english this whole time?!”

“you weren’t understanding???? i thought you guys were just really mean :(“

they’re still really mean tho lol

stopppp that would literally be so cute i can definitely see it coming out when they are drunk and fooling around and felix is just laughing so hard he can’t speak, probably hunching over grabbing his stomach just attempting to ask “what are you even saying mate?” goddd they r so cute i love them and i love young girlboy barry irish accent ☘️⭐️

[glitchyko]

May I eat leshy(please)

You might wanna put some seasoning on him too, smoked paprika should do the job

[jinxthejubilee]

I need to share this, someone else noticed that with the exception of Ms. Scatter who is the host, Farja is the only recruit who has a slight change in her appearance and those are her earrings. In total there are 4 and they are very cute, I have seen some fanarts and comics that I don't know if they are fan theories or are based on things that the characters would have said in the presentations, but apparently they are gifts from Jafar for Farja. Would not it be cute? Of all her earrings, which one do you like the most?

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Aww! That's actually adorable. I did mention that in my last ask that Jafar and Iago had a relatively good relationship. So, the idea of Jafar gifting something to Faja, well intentioned or not, wouldn't actually be as out-of-character as some would think.

As for the earrings themselves, they're all beautiful, honestly. But my favorite is the first one, it has some character to it.

Thanks for letting me know about this! I love mini facts about these guys that I sometimes miss.

[bunnis-monsters]

bunni im gonna cry bc there are so many bee babies and i dont have enough hands to hold them with😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 or what if i cant kiss them all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭crying bc i want to be a good mama HELPPPPPPP

They’re happy to just lay on you as well! If you can’t hold them, they use their chubby little hands to grasp at your clothes and hang off of you.

It’s gets a little tiring sometimes because they’re heavy and cling to you all day… but you love them!

When you really start to pump out baby bees, it’s impossible to give each of your babies personal attention each day. So your attendants come up with a system. There are 7 days a week, so they divide up the little ones and they each get a day to spend with you.

You’re always busy and tired, and when your little ones start to notice their mama is wearing herself out to spend time with them, all of a sudden they all act like they’re too sleepy that day, giving you a nights rest.

They truly do love and worry about you.

[cyanide-cafe]

REAL ALARM

Z-327, nickname "REAL ALARM", codename [REDACTED], real name Clayton Nebula.

Clayton, and his companion, Nouvel, were released when Z-13 opened their cell during the events that caused the Hadal Blacksite to proceed to the Expendable program.

Z-327 is thought to be highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. Clayton was aggressive to some extent pre-experimentation, as he was accused of 23 separate cases of kidnapping, manslaughter, and defiling human remains via cannibalism. Only one case was proven to his name, but with the 22 other missing persons, they were assumed to be his other victims. It is expected that with his current form he has resumed these activities to a much more violent extent. His partner- both in crime and in marriage- was imprisoned as well.

327 and 326 were held in the same containment cell [as they were previously wedded and were docile pre-experimentation] and had the same line of experiments commit on both of them. Clayton is comprised of stonefish, pacific dragonfish, moray eel, goblin shark, and, of course, human DNA. Refer to Nouvel / False Alarm's document for their DNA lineage.

Their experiments were used to test genetic differences and how it would result their finalized forms.

327 is an ambush predator, and 326 has been seen scaring [3 or more] individuals towards 327, allowing him to successfully capture and kill one or more expendables. When sighting 326, it is best to inspect nearby vents and dark areas for the light glow emitted by his fins and eyes.

However, if 326 is passive, 327 will give expendables cryptic hints on monsters sighted in the next 5 rooms, like "Keep a hiding place in sight." or "Don't look into its eyes."

327 is capable of swimming extremely quickly, and can often be seen exploring around the minefields slowly and carefully. He is entirely passive while exploring the minefields, but may occasionally press his hands against the glass, staring at any expendables that walk past. If a player stares back, he will wave, before returning to exploration.

On rare occasions, if an expendable makes the mistake of flashing him while he's exploring the minefields, Clayton will retreat before the minefield detonates, causing any expendables inside the room to die instantly.

ADDENDUM: Gametes were harvested from both subjects to test if a viable Zygote would be produced. It seems that despite their differences in species, Urbanshade's science division was capable of creating viable offspring between the two's.. charitable donation of gametes. Offspring Z-327-326-1 was seemingly terminated after confirmation of its health, as its file is incomplete.

ADDENDUM: Nouvel [Z-326] was found to be innocent [via monitored conversations between 327 and 326] past the mutation point of no return. They were to receive elevated status, but the blacksite fell before they were able to be moved to a different location.

ADDENDUM: Clayton [Z-327] was found to be innocent [via monitored conversations between 327, 326, and various staff] on the 22 other cases of kidnapping and cannibalism, though the singular outlying case he confessed to committing, saying that he knew he would have been accused anyway, so he had to hide the evidence somehow. Nouvel asked whether or not they had been fed human remains, which Clayton avidly denied, saying that he had only eaten very little of the victim before being revolted by his own actions, dumping the rest of the body elsewhere.

Due to the fact that he had still commit the singular crime of defiling a human body via cannibalism, and not kidnapping or murder, he was not to be elevated alongside Nouvel.

[Nouvel is owned by @novasolstarr!]

[mrfleshwizard]

Reading through some of your HH/HB posts got me thinking (which is never a good thing, lol) about how Hazbin talks about redemption and what it takes to get into heaven.

I mean, you would expect that "redemption" would go hand-in-hand with healing, right? Stuff like taking apart your past, why you did the things that you did, and how you feel about them now. Stuff like therapy.

(And, that in itself could be an interesting story, right? Helping people heal and try to be better? Going into their backstories? Slowly figuring out that the rules defining who goes to heaven or hell aren't very solid?)

But instead we get... none of that. For a story that says it's all about second chances, they never give the characters any time to change. It kinda feels like all Charlie cares about is how things look, and not diving into how they actually are.

If Angel isn't actively killing anyone, then he's fixed! If Sir Pentious apologizes, then he obviously means it! YAy, the Hotel worked!

I was a really shitty person in the past. I did things I am not proud of, I said things I cannot take back and I hurt people that I can no longer apologize to. I like to think that I've gotten better now, but my "redemption" wasn't because I read a script about not doing drugs, or did trust fall activities.

And it's really disappointing to see so much potential for actual commentary on mental health and religion and redemption... all to be wasted on a weird musical about excessively horny demons.

Yeah. HH is disappointing. I'm supposed to root for this characters, but how I can root for past mafia mob going for heaven when he doesn't feel bad about his action at all? How can I root for Sir Pentious going heaven when we never see him admit to things he done? How can I root for Charlie's dream coming true when she allowed an serial killer into to her hotel?

[getlucifertherapy]

*unlocks chain* be free my child

BROTHER, MAY EMBERLYNN PINKIE BE APON YE

*screams in terror*

[fluex23]

nina what is your favorite fruit :3

cherries!!!! :3 but i also <3 grapes

[ask-sergayvich]

[wormswurld]

dominic sessa is so snoopy

he’s the snoopiest human ever i love him dearly