#Arthur Lester?

[oddozz]

Of course Arthur Lester is the leader of the random body parts church. Of course he is. Wouldn't be proper otherwise

[something-rlse]

"dawn approaches"

"so do i"

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[theouroborosart]

"You can’t separate us, not unless we’re willing to do so."

[wolfythewitch]

Arthur Lester

[rotflea]

[nikoisme]

This post is on my mind way too often

[oaxleaf]

love myself a cockroach of a character. i look at them and go ”how is that fucker not dead? they should be dead. they should be dead ten times over. how are they not?” and 90% of the time the answer is a combo of sheer stubborness and homosexuality

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[vvanillavveins]

I don't think we give Jonathan Harker nearly enough credit for his absolutely unhinged choices. In 1897, that pathetic wet cat of a man was written with enough grit, willpower, and raw human stupidity to rival any of our modern horror podcast protagonists. When faced with a centuries-old vampire, in a coffin, drenched in fresh blood, he really thought the best thing to do was to hit it in the face WITH A SHOVEL. The audacity. The misplaced confidence. The sheer desperation. No plan. No hesitation. Running on fear and spite alone. And i fucking love him for it. Truly the character of all time.

[citruspoisonn]

wyd when you’re driving & see this on the car in front of you

[worldwright]

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

[izukuer]

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

[mangozic]

🦑

[higgsbison]

I got into the falling down holes podcast