#AppleTV

[angstflavoured]

when your circle small but yall crazyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[waystarrs]

first episode of s2 is already CRAZY

[coachbeards]

TED LASSO - 1.09, "all apologies."

[gyubby99]

If you don’t know me I eat up any vox ship there is and they’re all so funny because imagine cupping your partner’s face.. and you’re cupping a fucking TV.

Imagine admiring your partner from the side.. and their side profile is fucking THIS

And those characters that are being shipped with vox, even self inserts or ocs.. they’re all like “This is the man I want” like brother WHAT 😭😭

[smthaboutuss]

This is super random but I found out abt appletv (vox and lucifer) and the ship name is too funny it made me ship it. Can I request a silly vox and lucifer doodle? Maybe like them both being mad at alastor and bonding over that

Appletv aksnsjdn that’s a rly funny ship name I like it lol

[its-the-sahara-out-here]

okay i adore applestatic but when i see it all i can think of is this meme:

[martamatta95]

For us Vox maniacs🤣💗

[lcsombras]

Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world.

SEVERANCE — season 2, episode 10 — COLD HARBOR

[vii-doodles]

Made this as a DTIYS to celebrate 800(actually 900 by now lol) followers on insta! Here's the link in case you would like to join as well! Deadline is 3rd of December 2024

[blackcatangel]

Recently finished season 2 UuU

[hiphiphelly]

These include tasty new snacks, like fruit leather, cut beans, Christmas mints, and salsa!

[florence-pew]

I was a teacher?

A professor. Of history.

[kathrynhahnonline]

The Studio is the funniest new show in forever and I can't wait for you all to see it.

You can catch the first two episodes of #TheStudio when it premieres on @AppleTV on March 26 and new episodes weekly thereafter

[hellishunicorn]

One thing that has bothered me since the episode 'Attila' was released is how people are reacting to the information we got about a Lutheran pastor preaching about severance and how if you're severed you have two souls that can be judged separately and immediately writing that off as a lie. Like Burt and Fields were lying about the religious reasons Burt got severed. And what these people are basing it on is actual Lutheran theology, that wasn't created in a world with Lumon.

Considering how there are multiple versions of the bible, (one of, at least) the oldest ones condemning paedophilia (man shall not lie with boy, or something along those lines), which later is changed to condemning homosexuality/sodomy( the word that would have been used at the time, most likely) (man shall not lie with another man, or something along those lines), it is not unknown in the real world that religions can and do change. That attitudes regarding various topics can change, and therefore theology can change, slowly over time.

But enough about real world religion, let's take a look at Lumon as a company.

In s1e9 we see a video where Helena is doing promo for the company, where she says: "So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan is that the workers are our family. And I remember being confused about that as a kid, because I thought that meant I had a few hundred thousand literal brothers and sisters scattered around the world."

In the same episode, when Mark S. is talking with Devon about them needing to get inspectors, or someone, to look at what's going on at Lumon and she says "I mean, Ricken knows a lot of high end journalists in New York." Mark asks "and you think that's better than the police?" and her reply is "Well, Lumon has their hands in so many pies".

Then in the first 2 episodes of season 2 we know that Mark Wilkins and Gwendolyn Y are from a different branch, branch 5x to be specific, that was shut down, and that Dario Rossi is from a branch "overseas".

So the Lumon building we know is not the only one. It seems like this is where the main headquarters are, but it has many other branches seemingly all over the world, showing how fucking massive Lumon truly is. It also might have connections here and there, considering how Devon is hesitant to involve the police in Lumon business if Lumon is already involved in the police. (this also makes Gretchen seemingly being a police officer (based off her uniform in s2e3) interesting)

We also know the handbook the innies can read are like religious texts, going into Kier's past and his vision for the company. It's already been talked about how innie Irving and innie Burt sound like their reciting scripture when quoting the handbook.

So, are you really telling me that a company working all across the world, possibly connected to the law enforcement, that's already indoctrinating severed employees from the inside, would not bribe the Lutheran church placed in, or at least near the town where the main headquarters are, that is also named after the founder of said company?

[coachbeards]

TED LASSO - 1.04 | 2.11.

[hamishlinklaters]

"We're down to raisins!"

MANHUNT (2024) Episode 1: Pilot