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[beingfacetious]

Severance | 1x03 "In Perpetuity"

At work, you’d come in sometimes with red eyes. We had a joke that you had an elevator allergy. There was even a song for it. But I always wondered ... You carry the hurt with you. You feel it down there, too. You just don’t know what it is.

[hiphiphelly]

the four tempers + helly's clothes

[beingfacetious]

But we knew Carol D. was leaving beforehand. I mean, her outie filmed a thank-you. Petey was just gone. And I mean, I... I don't know if he's at some new job, or drunk on a beach, or dead... That's enough, please.

[hiphiphelly]

I fucking love working here.

[beingfacetious]

Mark! You're out early in all this snowiness.

[beingfacetious]

Severance | 1x02 "Half Loop"

If you're really unhappy, you can submit a resignation request with your outside self for review. And good luck getting that approved. Well, they do tend to be rejected. Plus, you know... What? Well, since this perceptual version of you only exists at Lumon, I mean, quitting would effectively end your life. In so much as you've come to know it.

[beingfacetious]

Though this Experience is in Helly's honor, I urge all the refiners to take advantage of the opportunity presented.

[beingfacetious]

It's okay. If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown." What is this? Okay, unknown.

[hiphiphelly]

Irving?

[hiphiphelly]

We should hide inspirational handbook quotes around the office for her to stumble upon.