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#Apple#Apple2#Apple][#Apple ][#Timezone#Datestones of Ryn#Apple Adventure#Phantoms Five#Prisoner#Prisoner2#Prisoner 2#GATO#minotaur#Deadline#Infocom#Software#Hires#Apple hires#Retro#Retro gaming#Retro artwork#artwork#pixelart#Pixel Crisis
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Volition was shut down by Embracer.
#saints row#red faction#volition#its so sad#and gearbox just restructured them and got rid of the bad apples#so many new people got hired to work on the next game too#and that 200+ people without a job now
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One of the larger delivery points of the month
#The Maid I Recently Hired Is Mysterious#Just Like Mona Lisa#Monthly Girls' Nozaki Kun#Sailor Moon#Kowloon Generic Romance#Dead Mount Death Play#I Want to Be a Receptionist of The Magic World#Sister and Giant#Dungeon People#Sugar Apple Fairy Tale#Insomniacs After School#Secret of the Silent Witch#The Executioner and Her Way Of Life#Shadows House#Toilet Bound Hanako Kun#God Bless the Mistaken#Black Summoner#The Holy Grail of Eris#The Shuinji Family Children
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Recent images I suppose ~
#First one is THE LONG series of GEESE that fly by!!! my aforementioned friends... Or I think I referenced them in tags of some post#days ago. and how I love watching them. See how many there are? And multiple of these will go by. It's like hundreds of them.#Then just the sky because I love the sky. My hair looking ridiculous as it always does when I brush it out of the four big braids I always#keep it in to keep it out of the way lol. I just find it silly how small it can be all braided up and then as soon as it is Released and#combed then it poofs into some sort of swamp dwelling wizard style.#Then... a daily word count... have been so busy the past week that I sadly haven't written much but I'm WORKING on it. Still on the blasted#'odd jobs' tasks sections which were SUPPOSED to be very quick and short. but.. alas.. Though I am on basically the last one. You go work#for one of the enchanting specialists in the city (very important in society since a majority of people cannot do that type of magic) and#basically he just works so much he has no time for a social life so he hires random people to sit with him in the afternoons doing menial#tasks. You show up thinking you'll help with some Important Job or something but hes just like 'no... peel this apple for me.. :)' lol#Edit note: arrgh just had to fish a slippery avocado pit out of a narrow garbage disposal drain with a chopstick. felt like some#sort of taskmaster challenge or something.. gods... I know some people just reach into them. I guess maybe#my hand would fit?? but... erm... scary. what about Sharp Things in there or something.. also Sludge of some sort perhaps.#ANWYAY.. interruption... I got up to go to the kitchen in the middle of typing my tags... lol..#Next image is SLEEPING boye.. And then PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!! my beloveds...#Oh then the giant evil hole in my bathroom ceiling which is STILL not fixed and the repair people still have to come back again.. BUT they#did have this terrible industrial dehumidifier thing they put in the bathroom and just left here for like 5 days and it was like a noisy#hairdryer going at all times and raised the heat in the bathroom from 65F to 76F in like two hours so.. I'm glad at least at their#last arrival they've finally taken it away.... the Noise Beast... silence in my house at last...#though I am still plagued by Mysterious Hole.. the plastic wrap rustles sometimes when I'm in there.... go away...#Ah. Then a delightful little lemon poppyseed muffin someone didn't want and then gave to me. Which was interesting since I haven't#had one in soooo long even though its like a very Classic Flavor.. I do quite like them though now that I've had one again. :0c#Lastly.. mushrooms. I think it's the mushroom season here. Everywhere you go outside there's some new manner of fungus#having popped up from nowhere. I like the variety of all their little shapes. These in particular have an interesting wispy curled layers#sort of look to them. Almost like a shaggy hairstyle that's curled up at the ends or something. They seem neat to draw perhaps.#Okay.. that is all.. I still have literally like 2 costumes and 12 outfits and I think 1 sculpture? to post.. but I am so busy this is#what I can manage for now I suppose lol... quick pictures that don't really take any sorting or cropping or editing lol#photo diary
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lmao got home late and the gate to my complex wasn’t opening so i had to crawl under the tiny ass space beneath it but i did it so smoothly/expertly that now i’m reconsidering if i should quit my job and become a thief
#lmAOOOO#like no lie i’d be so good at it#i know how to pick locks and i’m great at climbing#and my sneak skill is well over 500 fr like im so quiet#SOMEONE HIRE ME AS A GOON PLS#my boss has to have a transatlantic accent tho or it’s pointless#akdhajjsa p l e a s e#apple babble 🍎#non fandom
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modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.
#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him#then they fight about how the honoring should be done#askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner#and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go#things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort#now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish#and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain#(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days)#(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice)#(like. REALLY nice.)#(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie)#“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha”#yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses#great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking#not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement#he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd.#anyway tldr#askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement#thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement#vinland saga#bjornskeladd#thornute#ragnar and thorkell are also there#and sven but no one wants him to
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So, among wanting little snippets to 70s Margo in the Star City spin off, I need a similar morning routine montage with Sergei (Also preferably sleeping in his office, with a sleeping bag underneath his desk).
#hey apple i've got summer break coming up why don't you hire me#tv: for all mankind#ch: sergei nikulov
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Spenser: For Hire end credits (1985)
#I was not expecting a early 2000s apple/bond style gun and shadows#Spenser For Hire#end credits#Danny watches Spenser for Hire
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if trump actually does put tariffs on fuckin everything that could be very good for america in the long run tbf
#stream#like ok yea incentivize bringing manufacturing back to the us which forces businesses to raise wages for employees in the us or hire#illegally to pay less in taxes but if they’re an importer they don’t give a fuckkkkkkk 😭😭😭😭#it’s just going to be an. even bigger amazon monopoly until the us actually decides to break it which they fucking won’t because they’re#fucking stupid & would’ve & COULDVE DONE YEARS AGO#LIKE THE UK WHICH THEY FUCKING WONT EITHER#literally how is amazon more reliable than ur own mail service. than ur OTHER SHIPPING PROVIDERS#like amazon WILL get to me but if i order ANYTHINGGGGG ROYAL MAIL DPD FEDEX UPS NO#NEVER#NOT ONE PARCEL WILL COME#AT ALL !!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#britain SINK !!!!!!!!!!!#like why didn’t the steel tariffs work in whenever he put them in: we didn’t & don’t have the steel production anymore since we outsourced#it all. but for everything else ????? THTS INFANT INDUSTRY BAYBEEEEEEE#let’s make our own computer chips how about#why is apple still manufacturing in china#(we know why) watch samsung start manufacturing in the us ALSKALSKLAKSLKSLAKSLAKAL#HUAWEI STARTS MANUFACTURING IN THE US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Glen: This conversation is over. Anne, slamming the door back open: I think the fuck not.
Yess, YESSSSS. That's what I've been waiting for: for someone (Anne) to call in question why are things the way they are? why should they stay the same? I've written shortly about this: Anne's character is all about breaking from the norm, breaking free from expectations and previous rules, and it's about time she brought that energy to the workshop!
I like how she brings it up: she doesn't deny Glen that what was inherited should be kept... but it shouldn't also be kept as it is, without question, as it risks perpetuating previous mistakes as well (and even then, those mistakes aren't something to be ashamed of! They show the previous masters were human too)
When she called him out about being rude to her too, I SCREAMED. Love the way her voice hardens and lowers, since it's such a drastic change from her usually airy and light voice.
Anne really said "my workshop? no. OUR workshop."
#sugar apple fairy tale#anne halford#i love characters that are like 'you hired me for this job and by GOD will i complete this job to perfection even if it kills me (and you)'#i love her so much#long post#sweetchcolate's nonsense of the day#glen paige
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FOUND THE PLAY DATE PLAY YAN “EDIT” I MADE ON AN AUTOMATIC EDIT MAKING TEMPLATE APP CALLED VINKLE WHEN I WAS LIKE. 14 OR SOEMTHING NOoooooooo
#cursed tag#play-yan#rhythm heaven#I’m. I’m sorry#this post was brought to you by#icloud storage. because when you give 10 dollars to apple every month…#…it’s guaranteed to be in ur current phone several years later!!!#(i think they should hire me for writing slogans for things i buy)#anyway. i found this cursed video while captioning videos in my camera roll for easier searching when i wanna see them#btw i will NOT be captioning the Play-Yan play date video
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look, my dad is not a perfect man and he's not faultless in how disfunctional my parent's marriage is but at the same time I've been watching my mom bully him my whole life and now that my man-hating oma is living there with them it's even worse because now they tag team to make him miserable and it makes me so fucking angry
#text post#don't reblog#my mom had to borrow our car to take her dad to an appointment bc he can't get in any of the other vehicles#so she came over to drop it off and then walked next door to my aunt's house so they could go to a concert#and my mom's sitting in my kitchen on the phone with my dad informing him that once again my oma hired someone#to come do major work at the house (this time trimming all the trees) and he's not allowed to get mad#and my dad is just quit on the other line and then asks 'they're not doing anything to the apple tree right?'#bc genuinely i know my dad is upset they're springing shit on him without asking for his input again#but i also know the thing that would send him over the edge is the apple tree bc he loves that thing#and my mom just starts SCREAMING at him on the phone and then hangs up before he can respond#and then she starts yelling about him to me#and I'm sitting here like 'why the FUCK do you and oma keep doing this shit to him?'#i would never fucking do that to my partner#and now my dad's gonna go home and he's not gonna have anything to do and he's gonna feel like shit all night alone
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reapplied to a separate position at a dream job manifesting good things
#shummy screaming into the void#finally updated my crusty old resume lol#its nearly a year old and ive actually become way more knowledgeable on how to cater my experiences to this one#i actually did manage to have an interview with them a few months ago BUT didnt get the job#which is fair tbh. we did have a really fun conversation though because im actually somewhat comfortable in that working enviroment#and they pay...really well??? like 17-25 an hour for PT positions. they're opening up a new location this year and actually told me to appl#again to more positions because we hit it off.#at my current job hopefully ill be able to go in soon. even though i am extremely reluctant tbh.#lowkey wont stay there for more than 3 months cause. retail is not for me. but i need MONEY SO#sorry for rambling oops#but this new jobs barely interviewed before hiring so thats....a sign of something
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If they're not doing a reboot where they're married, and Henry gets to live happily in England with his two dads and go to a better school than he could go to Kansas???? then why are they showing us this?
APPLE TV EXPLAIN!!
Is that not what happened....?
Must've just been in my head, damn. 😛
OK. Here is my pitch to Apple to make it happen (because is just makes sense):
Why do the bit about Henry acting out and bullying a kid?
Why have Henry failing science (scandal!)?
To me, that should have nudged them in the direction of 'maybe he would be better at a new school in England?' rather than 'he'll be fine just as soon as Ted returns to Kansas'.
Then we have the whole Dr. Jacob of it all... they were clearly hinting at his and Michelle's relationship breaking down (thank god. I can't even go into how much that angered me). To me, that was freeing her of her ties to Kansas so she could move with Henry to England. But instead they just kind of maybe left it a bit ambiguous. Are we supposed to believe that Ted and Michelle would ever get back together? Because no.
Also, it was clear that Henry didn't really like him and would benefit from being closer to his Uncle Beard (ugh that bit outside of the pub with them two absolutely got me 😭)
There's also Dottie. Now, I will admit that that episode fucked me up a little (yay, mums...), so I have only rewatched it once, but if I were Ted her attempt at manipulation would have just made me want to get Henry away from her, so even more reason to bring him to England.
Now Ted:
He's doing better. Ok, not amazing, but he is getting regualr thearapy and he can control his panic attacks
He knows the offside rule. He (re)invents Total Football. He is finally understanding the sport he came over to coach.
He is starting to use British terminology for things! He's acclimatised! Honestly, if he'd been there any longer, he'd have been drinking tea.
They specifically show him interacting with his neighbours and the community.
And then you tear him away from all of that. It is beyond cruel.
Also, even though Sassy was not right for him at all, he was maybe starting to show that he could move on from Michelle and let someone else into his life. (I do not have enough time to lay out the Bi Ted agenda, I'm sure people have done excellent metas about it, but let's just say the Bi Triangles will haunt me forever.)
Which leads us to Trent.
I am definitely missing things because I'm just rattling this off the top of my head, but:
Are we just going to forget that Trent got fired for Ted? And then following his bliss lead him straight to Richmond to write a love letter book about Ted.
What was the whole thing about the right idea just sitting behind a couple of the wrong ones?? In the red string of fate episode, no less!
Whatever was going in during Girl Talk with Rebecca.
Why did Ted tell Henry that it was "good to have people in your life that are excited to be around you" literally the episode after Trent was SO EXCITED about Total Football and how Ted got them there. Like. Seriously.
TRENT’S LITTLE FINGER STICKING OUT IN THE RED STRING OF FATE BIT THAT WAS POINTING DIRECTLY TO THE RED STRIPES ON TED'S JACKET ahem.
Trenthouse magazine. TRENTHOUSE MAGAZINE.
The Robert Redford/Dustin Hoffman thing. Followed by a sodding wink.
And then there's the fact they are both middle aged single dads who have so much baggage. They get one another.
Finally. Because this is turning into a bloody essay. The ending. Ted was FOR SURE asleep and dreaming at the end. I don't give a fuck what Brendan said.
You can't get that close to Stonehenge, it all looked too fake, there's no way Ted wouldn't be there, Jane needs to get in the bin.
How did Sam manage to get into the Nigerian team? (Don't get me wrong, I desperately wanted that for him, but it seemed like it was never going to happen??)
Ted thinks Trent will agree to change the book's title, and even dreams up someone he knows (Shannon) to get a copy singed.
OH AND THE GLASSES. Trent has new glasses. Why? Because Ted doesn't want to imagine him with the ones from before because the first thing he said to Trent was a compliment about the glasses.
Basically, what I'm saying. Is that that is what makes most sense from the ending. HOWEVER, Apple TV, if you are convinced it was all real, here are some ways you can keep that ending (more or less) and still have the Romcommunism ending we deserved that will lead to you picking up this reboot idea:
Ted goes back, gets a final copy of The Richmond Way, the dedication says something about how Trent changed the title because he asked, but it was always about Ted, of course it was. Ted realises his huge mistake. (Maybe he goes to rush to the airport, only to find Trent standing outside his door.)
Trent didn't say goodbye to Ted because he was already on a flight to Kansas to wait for him with a sign that says 'Coach Lasso from England". (OK, this doesn't quite fit with the ending, but you know it's a cute AF idea so shhh)
Trent is singing copies of his book and asks who it's for without looking up and just here's Ted say his name.
In all these scenarios someone says "Is this a fucking joke?" END.
And now you are ready to start your spin off/reboot/series 4 with the footage of Jason and Jimmy at the Emmys. You're welcome.
You can have all of these ideas for free (plus whatever other headcanons you get out of me), Apple TV, if you let me play one of the minimal acting required background players in the AFC Richmond Women's team (Because that is a part of the finale i can get behind and I have credentials if you need to verify I can actually play)
#fuck me.#apologies this clearly triggered something!!#answered#jamiepoptartt#ted lasso#HERE YOU GO APPLE TV#hire me#meta#i guess#mainly just ramblings
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ouuugggaaahhh i cannot stay silent on the topic any longer i must tell you about my roy kent backstory/family tree headcanons. they are crazy sad btw. ft royjamie
his sister ruth (shout out to teddy-after-all for originating her name being ruth) is 2 years older than him. ruth is just as angry and proud and insane as roy, if not more. just has a bit of a better handle on it all, being a doctor rather than a footballer.
their parents were a mess and were out of the picture when they were really young so they barely remember them. their mom passed away of a drug overdose and their dad is still alive but in prison and he sucks so they aren't in touch.
roy's grandad (they didn't give him a name and i haven't thought of one yet) who we already know passed away when roy was nine was roy's mom's dad. he and his wife zivia raised roy and ruth and after he passed away it was just their nan raising them and she is still alive. she is a superstar and is theee matriarch theee protective angry badass bubbe (oh right. they're all jewish btw). she and her husband had been friends since they were small. they were born in poland and were just little kids during the shoah. (they gave themselves the last name kent to assimilate in britain, chose it bc of clark kent.)
that experience ofc really shaped them and greatly informed how they raised their kids + grandkids. zivia basically always emphasized the importance of anger. "it's your compass, it lets you know when you've been wronged. it's a tool. it's your inheritance. it's your birthright." etc. when roy or ruth would get in trouble for hassling a teacher or punching a kid at school or smth she'd be like "well did they deserve it" and usually they'd be like "yeah and here's why" and she'd be like "ok cool well then i'm not mad ur suspended in fact we're getting ice cream." when their grandad passed away she emphasized this sort of stuff too. "i know you're sad. i know you're angry. i know you're lost. i am too. it's ok. let yourself feel it."
as i said she's still around and living in a great retirement home and roy ruth and phoebe see her often. she takes great pride in the lives of her grandkids (+ great grandkid) and is always asking them about what's going on with them and checking in with them. "perform any amazing surgeries lately, ruth, my little miracle worker?" calls roy after every game, says one of three things.
"you played like shit." "you were fucking poetic out there." "you were alright." when it's the first, he usually laughs, happy to just talk to her after such a shit game, pleased by their little ritual. sometimes he growls or cries. he's never really hurt by her saying it, though, 'cause she's his dear old nan, and she's not being a prick, she's just being herself, and she's blunt. when it's the the second, it means more to him than all of the applause and celebrations with teammates and everything. when it's the third he does get kind of depressed and just changes the subject and they talk about whatever. as he nears the end of his career he hears a lot of the third and it really fucks with him.
roy has never brought anyone home to his nan for her to meet them. he also never came out to her directly. he just started mentioning shit about him being queer one day. they both preferred it that way (not for homophobic reasons on her part). when he's seeing keeley she starts to badger him. "am i ever going to meet her?" "maybe." he's cagey about it. it's a big thing and it kind of freaks him out. they break up before he starts to seriously consider it. once he and jamie have been hanging out all the time for a while, she badgers him again. "from how you talk about him, and what ruth and phoebe say, he's your best friend. you know, i had a best friend once [alluding to her late husband of many years, implying there might be something there between roy and jamie]. even if that's all he ever is to you, i want to meet him. you've never had a best friend. plus, he's a good friend of ruth's and looks after phoebe. he's a part of our family. shouldn't i know my family?" it kind of freaks him out, but he realizes, not much. because she's right. about everything
so the next time he ruth and phoebe go see zivia together they bring jamie. they get along alright. she's charmed by him, a little annoyed by him, respects him, and can really tell how close the two of them are and how well they fit together. she tells him so the next time they talk, when the two of them + roy are chilling at ruth's house. "he's an odd one. i like him well enough. you act like you've known each other longer than either of you have been alive. so, for you? i love him...certainly more than i liked o'sullivan for ruth" "come on nan"
#PRETTY SURE it was teddy-after-all who did it first. there have been so many fics in which she's named ruth at this point i might be wrong#this show is sick but does not honor 2 very important things that i love to see in a story. judaism. and the importance of family#which is barely even fair. they do focus a lot on family for certain characrers. but not for others and i would love to see more#roy is such a rich character. apple tv pls hire me to write the roy kent spin off#post abt ruth to follow 😁#my posts#ted lasso
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new girl quit lmao
#honestly did t think she’d last anyway like#she told me she was a dog trainer???#then apparently sat on the floor of my client’s living room for 30 mins after arriving#bc she couldn’t figure out how to put a dog harness on#she just texted me saying my client’s mom is ‘mean’ ??????#lmaoooo in what FRICKIN WORLD#i’m gonna be honest man i really think it’s an american problem#bc my client and her mom are very straightforward and direct#and EVERY time we hire an american#they take that directness as an insult#the only one who didn’t was a girl who worked for them even before me#but she was autistic so i think the directness was actually perfect for her#they’re definitely not mean though jfc they just have an entirely different culture#and don’t see directness as a bad thing#and i come from an asian household so like lmao ????? damn yall wouldn’t have survived my childhood 💀#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#still sick as a dog#but i guess i get to go back to having no fucking days off again yayyyyy#🙃
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