#Appily Ever After

[quitealotofsodapop]

So I can just imagine the rest of the Noodle Gang deciding to take MK out to a shadow play (with permission from Wukong cuz he was still grounded) because he's been pretty bummed out lately because of his Dad missing and the stress Wukong's been dealing with tbe revelation that Macaque is likely doing something very, very stupid dangerous and chose to keep it secret. And them MK fonds the lamp

Prev.

Aww. Wukong still wants his kiddo to have fun, just not the kind where he goes running off into danger. So theatre is allowed.

I'm giggling at the idea of the famous "The Hero and the Warrior" story being told... poorly by Jin and Yin, since Mac isn't there to direct. They 100% forget their lines, but they get the story across fine with the instructions Macaque left them. The Lantern spits out images that looks a bit like cartoon drawings.

Think the Holophonor from Futurama;

Jin: "And they lived 'appily ever after!" Yin: "'Cept of course until the Warrior went out for cigs and didn't come back." Jin: "Such is romance." The Noodle Gang: (*confused applause?*)

MK ofc slips away (pretending to get snacks) to get to the Shadow Lantern and check if Macaque left any messages recorded within via a shadow clone or something.

Luckily Macaque did. Well in a way...

Specifically, he left a few plays "re-recorded" inside the Lantern for the twins to use in their own productions. Lots of fairytales and stuff.

But one story thats unfamiliar to MK is one Macaque's shade introduces as "The White Bone Spirit"...

[kerlonwallstreet]

Ava freddy appily ever after

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We wish Jill Duggar a speedy and full recovery. BUT FINDS ROMANCE THE OLD WAY loved up The pair hit it off Picture Simon Jacobs Mr Tinder is in love And in-demand model says they will live appily ever after Kelly Jenkins A dating app’s most sought-after man has finally found love after meeting a woman on a night out. “Our baby doesn’t get to live here with us on earth but is forever with the source of the river of life in the presence of the Lord!” “One meaning for River is ‘tranquil,’ and here in Arkansas, rivers are often a serene, beautiful escape in nature. “We were thrilled! However, a few days later we started miscarrying… “We recently found out we were expecting our third baby,” the couple wrote in a November 2021 statement, choosing the name River Bliss for late child. Last year, meanwhile, Jill opened up about having suffered a miscarriage. “Frederick was set to arrive later in July, but he decided he wanted to come a little early (the day before big brother Samuel’s birthday!), so we had our planned C-section a bit before originally planned,” the stars explained on their Dillard Family blog on July 11.Īt the same, they emphasized that both Jill and Freddy were “healthy and are enjoying bonding” during their hospital stay. She and her spouse also share sons Samuel and Israel. Jill gave birth to Freddy on July 7 and released the first photo of this infant about two weeks later. “Or … as my surgeon said, ‘the storm might be brewing’ but just hasn’t hit/you haven’t had a big gallbladder attack yet!” “If you’re like me and have been dealing with what you think are just ‘gut issues’ episodes occasionally but are frustrated that you can’t pinpoint exactly what is causing them, even if it hasn’t been accompanied with a ton of ‘pain yet maybe think again. “PSA!! In case my story helps anyone else, listen up!! Disclaimer: NOT medical advice,” Jill wrote. In her caption, she elaborated on her stomach issues - and tried to offer some words of wisdom to others. …”help from family and friends + the relief now and thought of hopefully never having to deal with another bad gallbladder attack again!”Īs you can see above, Duggar shared a snapshot of her ongoing state along with the message… which includes lounging aound with cozy blankets and drinking water from a reusable bottle. “I wasn’t excited about having to start my healing time clock over again, but I am so thankful for good medical care & so many other little blessings along the way … “Well … I almost made it to my 6-week postpartum well check without incident, but ended up with a horrible bout of pain earlier this week that culminated yesterday in having to have gallbladder surgery!” the Counting On alum captioned a lengthy Instagram post on Saturday, August 20.

[igojust]

Nature cat appily ever after

#Nature cat appily ever after series

Nature Cat tells his version of Johnny Appleseed Nature Cat and his pals try to find the source of an annoying beeping.

This is the first time the gang visits the apple orchard. 30 min TVY Series, Kids & Family, Entertainment, Animation, Educational, Kids Series.

The episode's title is a pun on the fairytale ending term "Happily ever after".

Also, Johnny Appleseed died at age 70 back in March 18, 1845.

In reality and history, Johnny was the son of Nathaniel and Elizabeth (Simonds) Chapman, who married on 8 February 1770.

This is the first time we (the audience) get to met Fred (Nature Cat)'s parents.

Identify the changes that occur during each season of an apple. Nature Cat and the rest enact the history of an Apple orchard, exploring the life cycle of pollination and growth of apple trees.

Nature Cat is shown barefoot for the second time since Follow Those Footprints. Appily Ever After is an episode that aired on January 3, 2017.

He is the main protagonist in leading a group of three other animals, frequently using the expressions 'Tally-Ho' and. In the absence of his owners, Fred transforms into his alter-ego Nature Cat, narrating himself as such throughout the show.

#Nature cat appily ever after series

Summarize the life of John Chapman a.k.a. Water.whyd it have to be water Maybe Nature Cat and the Duckling can try to overcome their fear of water together Tally ho 2 Appily Ever After/Sound. Nature Cat (also known as Fred) is one of the four main protagonists of the PBS Kids original series Nature Cat, along with Daisy, Hal, and Squeeks.There are different types of apples and that they grow on trees.Identify the changes that occur during each season of an apple tree’s growth.Describe the lifecycle of an apple tree. In the Nature Cat episode Appily Ever After, we witness this life cycle and the vital role pollinators play through the story of Johnny Appleseed, as told, and fractured, by Nature Cat.

[homogrimoire-archive]

Okay, now to another pair of twins that will suffer greatly. So, if you deny Grimoire Weiss once, he says he'll give you one more chance to accept his help. I denied it again, and kinda expected a joke ending. (I know they're an automata thing, but imo those were funny)

[noonmutter]

Kinky Questions, Go!! ALL 50! At least the ones you haven't gotten yet.

*knucklecrack*

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

"Yes. If I gotta pick one, couch. Th' dryer's noisy an' I like bein' able t' hear th' other person.

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

Answered here!

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

(I actually don't know any ingame fiction to draw an answer from here, sorry. <.<)

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

"Pullin' me int' you. Up, down, chest-t'-chest, back-t'-chest, whatever. Not often I get manhandled, y'ken?"

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

"I mean, never say never, but somewhere it'd take some real convincin' t'get me t' do it? Th' meetin' space at th' center o' th' Dreamgrove. I'd sooner set my 'air on fire than fuck where th' statue o' Malorne might watch me, an' Remulos would not approve."

(Rest below the cut! Yes I did do all of them!)

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

"...Wakin' up in a pile o' people after an especially long bender, none of 'om I recognized, an' not one stitch o' clothin' anywhere in sight except fer a gnome-sized miniskirt. An' there were no gnomes in th' pile! "Days like tha' are why I don't fuck drunk anymore."

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

"Tenderizin' steak." Sigh. "Pretty sure it was th' smell o' th' raw meat, mostly.

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

"With my bare 'ands, or with my teeth 'oldin' somethin' sensitive. Wolf's snout kin fit all th' way 'round most people's throats without actually bitin' down as long as I get th' canines all th' way across, an' as long as neither of us move too terribly much, it's great fun."

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

"Hook a finger in my collar an' pull me t' yer eye level. Trouble is, if we're not already pretty damn close an' y' start grabbin' at my collar, I might punch y'."

10: Top or bottom?

"Switch."

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] "We were about t' sneak off t' start our 'oneymoon but then I tripped through a portal some jackass dropped in th' middle o' th' weddin' party an' 'ad t' fly all th' way back first.

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

"Sometimes it's enough, sometimes it's a start, sometimes it's not even th' point. Really depends on th' mood at th' moment, dunnit? I like t'go as many rounds as either of us kin stand, most o' th' time, but I def'nitely find plenty o' value in just one long, slow go tha' ends when it ends.

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

His expression was less jovial than for most of these questions. "Th' collar I made for Vandy."

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

"Squigglebird. Long story."

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

"Like th' noises it makes a person make--vocally, I mean--an' th' views it gives o' th' person I'm goin' down on an' th' person tha's goin' down on my. Don't like th' taste all tha' much, really 'ate some o' th' noises yer lips an' throat make if yer a li'l overzealous."

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

"Li'l inflatable toy thingie in m' backside. Felt alright fer a while, cuz I mean it wasn't like it was th' first time I'd 'ad anythin' in there, but ah... she kept goin' past my willin'ness, an' it got pretty damn uncomfortable pretty damn fast. I might be willin' t' try it again but not without a lotta thought b'fore'and, an' not with my 'ands bound.

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

"Yeah." He shrugged. "Tasted like cum. Nothin' special."

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

"I mean, if y'both agree to it an' y'don't fool around with anybody else, then yeah it's fine. Overwhelmin' majority o' th' time, I wrap up, even with m'wives."

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

"...I din't 'ave any teachers I thought were sexy? My first shan'do was a 'andsome elven woman 'o could arm-wrestle a grizzly an' win, but she wasn't wha' I'd call sexy. Too gruff, too keen t' be alone."

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

"Not somethin' I really think about in advance, t'be honest. Cook or no cook, food just kinda 'appens on a whim."

21: How big is too big:

"Can't get my mouth 'round it is usually a problem. Length isn't so much a concern, just means y' won't get t' bury it all th' way after a certain point unless y' want me dead."

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

"Mess with any bod'ly fluids besides cum. I tried real 'ard t'understand tha' one an' I just can't, sorry. Gross."

23: Biggest turn on:

"Depends on th' person; wha's 'ot from one is wierd comin' from another. Pickin' out of a hat? When Val'rin says somethin', then rolls 'is eyes up t' look at me an' tacks on a plaintive li'l 'Sir?' at th'end."

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

"Pretty much anywhere on m' throat, th' undersides o' my wrists, an' my 'air. Partic'larly yankin' on it. Just... don't come up an' do it outta nowhere. Like with m' collar, tha' shit'll get y' punched an' I'd argue y' prolly deserve it."

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

"Most times aren't really tha' bad, Iunno... middle of a warzone I guess?"

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

"I'm kinna suspicious of anybody 'o doesn't. Wha' kinna person doesn't love tha' kinda instant feedback? Tell me I'm doin' a good job, tell me 'ow t' do a better job, tell me just 'ow blown yer mind is by losin' track o' words, sing me a song."

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

"Really dunno why I thought it was a good idea t' let a blindfolded guy toss me anywhere, least of all into a bed with a solid headboard on it."

He touched the back of his head in remembered pain.

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

"When yer chafed an' still 'aven't finished cuz yer too damned raw and desensitized t' get off, it's prolly time t' stop fer a while."

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Answered here!

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

"Landin' strip, ideally. I kin deal with whatever but tha's th' most convenient amount. Less potential fer mess."

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut?

"What a bizarre question, 'course it is. Shit, sometimes tha's 'alf th' point."

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

"Bite my neck 'r pin me t' a wall."

33: What your favorite part of your body:

"My 'air. It's gotten damned difficult t' take care of, but th' tradeoff's pretty worth it."

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

"Touchin'. Just... touchin'. Runnin' my fingers real light an' soft across ev'ry...single...inch...of a playmate's body. Learnin' th' curves, th' blemishes, th' scars, th' ins, th' outs, th' sensitive spots, th' ticklish bits, th' fav'rites all by touch. I kin do tha' fer hours if they'll let me."

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math that's “greater than, less than, or equal to]

"Does not equal. Th' two kin be completely unrelated t'one another an' tha's perfec'ly fine. They kin en'hance each other when they're both involved, but they aren't incomplete without one another at all."

36: What do you wear to bed?

"If I kin get away with it, nothin'. I run 'ot these days, it's real easy t' overheat if I wear stuff t' sleep.

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

"Gods, Iunno. Thirteen? Fifteen? Somewhere in there."

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

"Not tha' I keep fer very long. I make 'em an' send 'em t' people tha' I made 'em for, then I get rid of 'em cuz I don't wanna watch m'self wankin' or whatever."

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

"So many times, gods alive. Last time was a few days ago, if y' count th' back acres on our property as outside enough."

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Leon just kinda snorted. (See previous answer!)

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

"Sev'ral times, an' I would 'appily do so again with th' right people. Fun, but occasionally tricky t' figger out."

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

"Most o' th' time I'm very borin' an' just stick t' my 'and an' maybe a dildo, but I got one o' those vibratin' sleeve thingers not too long ago tha' I've been meanin' t' try out..."

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

"No, an' maybe. If I were still workin' in a kitchen where other people 'ad t' work an' there's food ev'rywhere, it'd be an absolutely not. I work in a private workshop by th' 'ouse now, so I kin get away with it more, long as 'm careful. Thus far I 'aven't been so tempted tha' I couldn't make it back in th' house first, though."

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

"Never been in one, be willin' t' try. I've 'eard 'ow tiny those bathrooms are."

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

"...gonna 'ave t' ask me that'un again in a few months when I know more songs, sorry."

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

Answered here!

47: Most attractive celebrity?

"Do th' Tarts count as celebrities? I'm not even gonna try t' pick one, but tha's all I got."

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

"Not a big porn-watcher in gen'ral, my life feels like a goddamned romance novel as it is. Not often I need more'n a couple o' particularly fond mem'ries."

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

"Four days."

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

(Hard to answer this one since the internet at large isn't really a thing in WoW, at least not in a widely-accepted enough way for me to answer it...)

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

"Put-downs. Don't call me slut or boy or bitch--gods, especially not bitch--or th' like if y'want me t' go 'ome with y'."

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

"Not tha' I've seen."

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

"Like givin' it cuz it makes m' playmate feel real nice, don't like th' flavor s' much."

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

"Doesn't make a dif'rence t' me, aside from most tattoos bein' pretty."

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

"Done it, though I'm not a fan o' th' phrasin'. They put some trust in me, I din't take anythin'."

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

"Nothin' spicy. Period. Just don't. It's not worth it."

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

(Another one that doesn't really have an answer in this context.)

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

Leon burst out laughing and pointed at the full-size steamer trunk at the foot of his bed. "Tha's not even close t' all of it, either. Gods alive, wha' a question t' ask me!"

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

"Wouldn't give 'em unrestricted access t' anythin' private o' mine fer a day. If it's tha' private t' begin with, it's cuz it's my safe 'aven, an' they respect tha', same as I do their private stuff."

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

"A li'l bit if it came outta nowhere, but I've talked a fair bit about wishin' I could get rid o' some o' my scars. It's not somethin' I wouldn't consider tryin'."

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

"Pretty 'appy doin' th' latter as it is. Don't think I'd wanna try th' recorded stuff, it seems like it'd be really awkward t' do tha' fer a cam'ra crew an' with somebody 'o ain't really enjoyin' it."

62: Do you watch porn?

"Not really. Most of it's not int'restin' t' me."

63: How small is too small?

"'Too small' is 'ard fer me t' quantify. I 'aven't found anythin' too small fer me t' work with some'ow."

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Bit of a flat look. "Worgen."

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

"Me an' th' guy 'o fucked me on th' fence out back shared quite a few kisses b'fore, durin', an' after. Mostly they meant 'fuck yer hot.'"

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

"I mean, I could. Nothin' on there I wouldn't want any of 'em t' see. Be a bit inconvenient though."

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

"Frankly I'm more comfortable tha' way than otherwise. Spent too long with a big ol' poof o' fur around m' crotch t' be comfy with most undies. Same reason I'm not overly fond o' shoes either."

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

"Purely in a logistical sense, yeah. I kin still go t' town an' do thin's right, but it's... sloppy. Those 'airs seem t' WANT t' get in yer mouth, an' all tha', an' it's just so much messier overall."

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"'O says I can't?"

70: Booty or Boobs?

"I am very much an ass man."

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

"I do, but I didn't. Namin' it seems strange."

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

"Sev'ral, but all of 'em only took place in th' last few years. Never when I was growin' up."

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

"No, an' I never will, an' you kin quote me on tha'."

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

"I 'aven't th' faintest idea 'ow tha' works."

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

"Nope. Never 'ad th' opportunity, an' I think I'd rather throw up on th' floor an' eat it."

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

"Sweet, I'm gettin' a new bed!"

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

"Assumin' we're not talkin' about my own bits... 'That's not gonna fit!' fer a dick, an' 'This is a lot less sexy than th'other lads made it out t'be' fer a cooch."

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

Answered here!

79: Oral, Anal, or Vaginal? 

"Yes."

80: What’s the first thing you look at on someone of the opposite gender?

"Their face. Also 'ow they carry themselves. But mostly their face."

( @pinpep @shckaewynn @valarin-sunstorm for mentions )

[neerasrealm]

AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVED that poly!Slender x reader x LJ!! I didn’t originally request it, but if it’s not too much, can I please request a sequel (featuring the adorable Slendra Jackson?) Ty! 😁😁

Anon you have no idea how happy this request made me- I NEVER get asks about my OCs so you calling Slendra adorable and aSKING TO INTERACT WITH HER??? MADE ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY SO THANK YOU- sorry this ask took a bit to answer, I only got your ask late in the evening so I had to finish it off over the course of my morning. Thank you again for the ask!! I hope you like what I came up with- (put it under a cut since it’s a little long)

‘’More wine, dear?’’ Slender asks you from across the couch. It’s late, and quiet. A rare combination here in the mansion. Somehow, every other person in the mansion is downstairs, in their room or somewhere else. Meaning you and your two boyfriends are free to occupy the couch by yourselves and have a quiet evening, and you couldn’t ask for more. Being curled up against Jack’s soft body with Slender’s arms wrapped around you both. Even Jack is being quiet for once, his face resting against Slender’s chest. He might be asleep- you’re honestly not sure.

‘’Sure.’’ you murmur back, looking up at Slender. He seems to smile despite his lack of face and reaches over to the coffee table, pouring you some wine from the already-half empty bottle sitting on it. A benefit of not being human, you guessed, was being able to drink a lot of the stuff without worrying about intoxication. As you’re taking another sip from your glass a soft, shy voice interrupts you.

‘’Mama? Pops? Dad?’’ 

The three of you look over at the voice’s owner. A short girl with fiery hair and brownish-purple skin. Her eyes are bright and gold, and she has pale red horns and dark red claws that scratch gently against the bannister she’s holding. Your shared daughter- it’s odd, she’s not related to you, she’s adopted like every other child in the mansion, but she’s one of the few that calls you mom. Everyone took fairly naturally to you dating the mansion’s ‘dads’, just treating it like you were dating anyone else, but Slendra? She’s been calling you mom since day one. Not that you're complaining.

‘’Need somefink, luv?’’ Jack murmurs behind you. He sits up a bit. 

Slendra shifts where she stands. ‘’...can I get a bedtime story?’’ she asks quietly. Slender IMMEDIATELY sits up, alert. ‘’I-I know I’m a little old for it but-’’

‘’Ye can’t ou’grow bedtime stories, kiddo.’’ Jack says. Slender nods. You can’t help but smile a little bit at the two’s excitement- though Slender’s is far more obvious. You can’t blame them. Slendra is beginning to hit that- odd phase where kids think they need to act like adults. Except she’s only five years old. Damn demon aging. ‘’Ow abou’ me an’ Slen do i’ fer ya? I’ll do th’ voices an’ ‘e can narra’e. Like when ye were li’le.’’

You look at the two of them. ‘’I want in too.’’

‘’Ye can be th’ damsel in distress.’’

You give Jack an offended look and playfully slap his chest. ‘’Rude. Slender fits the damsel role better and you know it.’’

‘’...I do look good in a dress.’’ Slender says as he climbs off the couch. You and LJ cackle in amusement. Slendra giggles shyly.

The three of you follow Slendra upstairs to her room and walk inside. Her room is like a mix between Jack’s room and Slender’s office. Her walls are a deep lavender with darker swirls running across them. Her bed is round, oddly, and covered in pillows. She has a desk piled high with books and papers for her drawing and writing habits and her ceiling is covered in not only glow in the dark stairs, but music notes too. Her carpet is soft and your socked feet sink right into it. There's shelves on nearly every wall, full of toys, trinkets or books.

The little demon girl crawls into her bed and grabs her favorite stuffed toy- a purple and green dog you tried to win for her at a carnival but...well of course the game was rigged. It was actually her older brother EJ who managed to win it for her. With a little help from his demonic strength of course. She named it Scam, and you’re still proud of her for that.

The three of you all sit down at the foot of her bed. "Wha're ye in th' mood fer then?" Jack asks.

"Can you make a story?" Slendra asks, her eyes shining. A toothy grin curls up Jack's face. 

"Oh, I ge' ta flex me wri'in' t'nigh', eh?" He reaches into a puffy sleeve and pulls out a book. Slendra grins excitedly. You glance at the book's cover. Apparently Jack's homemade bedtime story is called 'The Damsel's Dragon'.

He clears his throat and opens the book. "Once upon a time, there wuz a pre'y young lass named…" Jack holds the book over to Slender. He shoots Jack an annoyed look and sighed.

"Damsel N. D. Stress." He finishes in the most airy, feminine voice you've ever heard him do. The three of you laugh while Slender fixes his tie. 

"Damsel wuz th' pre'ies' lass in th' land. People came far an' wide ta see 'er an' 'er collection 'f antique ties. All th' men in th' land wanted 'er 'and in marriage, bu' she wanted none 'f tha'." You watch Jack hold the book over to Slender again. 

"I hate you." Slender mutters. Slendra giggles. "Oh if only a big, handsome clown would come to admire my ties... if only…"

You laugh so hard you almost fall off the bed. Jack's hand reaches over quickly, his palm against your back, and pushes you back up. You snicker. "Sorry, sorry continue."

"Damsel spen' 'er days in 'er castle, wishin' an 'opin as th' worl' wen' by. Until one day, th' castle began ta shake! 'Er ties fell off th' shelves, 'er wine smashed to the ground!"

"Not the wine!" Slender exclaims in that airy, overly dramatic voice. You snicker again. 

"Th' castle stopped rockin' an' Damsel ran up ta th' top tower ta see wha' 'ad 'appened. When she go' up there, she saw a big migh'y dragon sleepin' on 'er castle's roof!" Jack stops and nudges you. "Ye're th' dragon." He whispers. You grin. 

The book is handed to Slender again. "Mr dragon, whatever are you doing up on my roof?" He exclaims. Jack holds the book over to you. Slendra looks at you excitedly. You're nowhere near as good at voices when compared to Slender and Jack, but Slendra doesn't seem to mind. You clear your throat.

"I'm taking a nap of course!" You growl out. Jack smiles as he passes the book to Slender again.

"Fockin' 'orrifyin', luv."

"Jack!" The three of you yelp. He laughs a bit.

"Sorry."

"Well you can't nap up here!" Slender continues with the story. "This is my castle! You have to go somewhere else!"

You lean over Jack's shoulder to see your next line. "Mmmm…No." You say. 

"Now Damsel wuz'nt tha' dumb. She knew be'er than ta argue wiv a dragon, an' so she wen' back into 'er castle an' began lookin' fer a way to ge' rid of th' dragon." 

"Good to know you don't see me as a total idiot." Slender murmurs.

"Wha' do ya mean? This isn' you, i's Damsel."

"Of course it is."

Jack grins to himself and looks back at the book. "She looked through 'er ye ol' phone book an' foun' somefink ta 'elp 'er!" He looks up at Slendra for a moment. "Th' mos' famous dragon extermina'or in th' worl'. 'Er name wuz Jackie Ardlens."

You force yourself to to 'awe' at the Slendra self-insert. She doesn't seem to have realised the character is literally named after her. 

"Jackie came ta th' castle an Damsel led 'er up ta th' tower."

"It's terrible!" Slender exclaims. "That great big ugly dragon does nothing but snore all day!"

"I don't snore." You retort. Slendra looks at you. You clear your throat. "I don't snore." You say again, this time in your dragon voice. She laughs. 

"Oh dragon," Slender continues with the story, ignoring you. "I've brought someone to drive you away!" You can't help but smile at how much he's actually getting into this role. Slendra is certainly enjoying it too.

"Huh? Drive me away?" You growl back at him. "How am I supposed to fit into a car?"

A grin curls up Jack's face. "Jackie stepped forward an' looked up a' th' dragon." He passes the book to Slendra who looks surprised, but then smiles wide.

"I've come to make you leave this poor lady alone!" She reads. "Why do you want to stay on this castle so bad?" 

"Why the sun of course, it's nice and warm up here. And this castle is the comfiest bed I've ever had!" You read back. 

"Hm…" Slendra cups her chin in her hand, pretending to think. "Well I say we build a new tower for you to sleep on! That way both of you will be happy."

Slender clasps his hands together. "Of course! That can be arranged." He says. Jack takes the book back and turns to the very last page.

"An' so, they buil' a big ol' tower fer th' dragon ta sleep on, an Damsel continued ta collec' 'er ties an' live 'appily ever after." He closes the book and smiles. "The end."

Slendra smiles wide. "I liked that one."

"Good." Jack leans in and kisses her forehead. "Now ge' yer res, swee'pea." He says softly while Slender pats the girls head. 

"Mama?" As you're following Jack and Slender out of the room Slendra calls you. You stop and look at her, curled up around Scam, a bright golden eye looking at you. "I love you."

You swear you can feel yourself practically melt for a moment. You smile at her. "I love you too, sweetheart." You say softly. She smiles, a couple fangs glinting in the light, then closes her eyes and snuggles up under the covers.

[gakmaurepot]

⭐ i really like r/b... i thought a lot about the original rbg siblings... please read tsuru-chan’s novel!

   > rambling below!

i know this season isn’t that well liked, it’s far from perfect, the power borrowing thing isn’t my fav gimmick (though they seem to be planning to keep doing it so haha oh well) etc etc.. 

but i personally love it! family relationship as an important plot point always makes me warm and ⭐ happy! ⭐

tsuru-chan broke my heart in a lot of ways, i love her so much... her relationship with asahi.... *chefs kiss* i can talk about them all day!!

the ring of light... why do you gave her a monster power? this thing seems to be ruining relationships left and right wwwww first gai and juggler, then tsuru and her bros, then fuma and gerg? i wanna know more about the 0-50 lore!

it makes me a bit sad seeing people dissing tsuru in favor of aizen.. he was really fun and all and his end could’ve been better but dismissing her as only “a goth girl” is... :’)

is it the screentime fault? that change in direction is pretty abrupt!

i wonder what can the newgen shows be if they got 40+ episodes like the old shows! i mean, the orb season only covers one of so many planned chapters that never see the light of day! they’re all so ambitious, 20 something episodes are just not enough!! after their victory over the copyright stuff and building more budget, i hope tsuburaya can produce a more well polished, better planned, ultraman series!

i’m pretty much in love with katsumi. Isami cute i love how his actor is a huge ultraman nerd who fanboys every week with z on his twitter

everything about the minato family makes me smile and everything about the rbg family makes me cry

in a perfect world the only content we have of rosso-nii and blu-nii isn’t just that one blurry picture from the r/b book and like 3 seconds of their backs in the show...

the novel goes over tsuru-chan’s life before r/b! i’m cursed to have my fav character’s depth hidden behind (sometimes) exclusive jp only novels that not everyone would bother reading  (this is about someone from kingdom hearts too maybe cough cough)

what timeline has rb origin saga and how do i access it

when gruebe defeated tregear in the movie... it’s technically the original rbg siblings whose life got ruined by reugosite getting their revenge.........aughghgh that’s so auhaguahgugaga my longest yeah boy ever

y’all mind me going cheesy and embarrassing for a second...

i  wuv them all.......................  please live and rest 🖤🖤🖤 happily ever after ❤️💙💛

[askalt2d]

“...and they all lived ‘appily ever after.” After setting the picture book down, 2D kisses Parker’s head, smiling as she yawns. “Are ya tired, bluebell?”

“Yeh.” She makes a lazy grab for Stuart, who laughs softly and gives her a warm hug. “Nigh, papa. Nigh, dada.”

“Night, Parker.” Stuart touches his nose to hers, and she gives a sleepy giggle. “Happy dreams, little love.”

She’s already asleep by the time he’s fully standing. Smiling, Stuart turns to his husband. Bed for us? he signs.

Bed, 2D agrees, and his smile is a bit more mischievous. But no sleep.

[eliaspointe]

[ FLORENCE PUGH ] — Welcome to Elias Pointe, OPHELIA HATCHAWAY! Did you hear that they’re the 25 year old DAUGHTER of CONSTANCE HATCHAWAY from THE HAUNTED MANSION? Some people will say they’re CONNIVING, but those who know them agree that they’re PASSIONATE. I also heard that they work as a BRIDAL CONSULTANT at HAPPILY EVER AFTER Bridal.

Please review the new member checklist to help you get settled in & be sure to send us your blog in the next 24 hours. We’re happy to have you & we hope you enjoy your stay!

✔ ABOUT THE APPLICANT

name: Jenna preferred pronouns: she/her

✔ other character information

birthday: august 8th pronouns: she/her magic/special abilities:none occupation: bridal consultant at happily ever after bridal boutique residence: Carnation Plaza Town Homes social media username: buryxthehatchaway

[newsandmediarepublic]

There's more to love than swiping left or right: Appily Ever After review

There’s more to love than swiping left or right: Appily Ever After review

Romance, even in a mid-career Katherine Heigl rom-com, doesn’t run smoothly. When the notion of romance, or at least dating, buffers up against the modern world with the power of internet technology to connect and be disconnecting, that lack of smooth can become decidedly rough. (more…)

[an-ambivalent]

Deceit [Yandere! Jungkook] [Reader-Insert]

Warnings: This work contains profanity and signs of abusive and unhealthy relationships. Read at your own risk. 

Writing prompt: “I’ll carve my name into your back if that’s what I have to do to let you know you’re mine.”

“[Name], I don’t like it when you go out this late. You’ve been doing that every Saturday for the past month. Don’t you think you should have some decency and actually stay with me, your boyfriend, on the only day we both have off?” Jungkook said in annoyance, as he followed you around in your shared bedroom, while you were rummaging through random clothes to create an outfit. 

Like often, his words and the hints of his agitation fell on your deaf ears. You completely ignored him as you found the top you were looking for.

“Aha! I knew this was under this particular pile. And my mum always said I was messy. Pfft, organized messy,” You said to yourself, and grinned at your own cheesy joke that you had seen on the internet.

Your lack of attention and response caused Jungkook to grit his teeth in anger. Roughly, he grabbed the back of your elbow, gripped it tightly, and forced you to turn towards him.

“Listen to me when I’m talking to you!” He snapped. His loud tone and the fact that he was all up in your face made you angry. You pushed him off of you.

“You aren’t talking to me, you’re yelling at me. For god sake Jungkook do you ever back off? You’re always around me constantly to the point where I can’t even breathe properly. I should have decency? What about you? You don’t seem to have any decency when you go around threatening my friends behind my back! If you want respect, then you need to give it. Honestly, if you weren’t so fucking crazy or possessive, and always nagging me as soon I soon as I got home, then maybe I’d want to be with you. Gosh, and I thought Taehyung was clingy after sex,” [Name] said mindlessly, and she scoffed at Jungkook. The implications of her words did not register fully in her mind, because she failed to notice how all of the emotions were instantly wiped from Jungkook’s face.

“What?” Jungkook asked, feeling absolutely flabbergasted.

[Name] finally realized what she had said and instantly, her eyes widened. She looked like a deer caught in headlights.

“I, I-I was just--” She started with a stammer, attempting to change the situation with a pathetic and obvious lie.

“You slept and cheated on me with my best friend?” Jungkook asked. There was no emotion in his voice when he had asked, no expressions visible on his face, or any light in his eyes. He was stoic and his face became empty of all emotions.

Usually, Jungkook was always very expressive, especially around [Name]. For this reason, his sudden  emotionlessness terrified [Name]. In that moment, she realized that she had messed up.

“It wasn’t like tha--”

“Then what was it like [Name]?! Was it good? Was Taehyung better than me?! Is that what it was?!” Jungkook bellowed, and then, he stomped towards [Name].

The [h/c] female was going to speak, but she did not get the chance to. Instead, she screeched in pain because Jungkook had grabbed her hair tightly in a fist,  and pulled her head back harshly.

Jungkook gazed down at [Name] with a sickening grin on his face, and with madness glinting in his irises.

“You said you liked it rough didn’t you [Name]? Does Taehyung know that? Was he rough with you enough to satisfy you?! Because clearly, I wasn’t. I’m so sorry babe. Let me make it up to you and remind you of how much I love you. Let me show you that I’m the only for you,” Jungkook whispered huskily, as he appilied more pressure in his pull, and gripped [Name]’s chin between his index finger and thumb.

He forced enough pain on [Name] that tears began to well up in the corner of her eyes. She tried to pull away from him, and uttered apologies and pleas so Jungkook would release his harsh grip on her. However, her words did not faze him even one bit.

“It’s cute that you thought you would get away with this. I’ll carve my name into your back if that’s what I have to do to let you know you’re mine and nothing will ever change that,” Jungkook started, as he brought [Name] closer to himself and then, placed a kiss at the corner of her lips.

“You won’t be going anywhere from now. You’ll be spending all of your time with me, my sweet love.”

Masterpost

[valetudincrian]

@princesncw

She always had a knack for surviving, even in circumstances that might have seemed impossible. She was a spearwife, kissed by fire, lucky. Death didn’t fear her but she wouldn’t kneel to it any more than she would a lord. An arrow wouldn’t kill her, even if it tried to, she had enough fight in her to survive. Neither would the white walkers, although the encounters she had with them managed to come close. The problem with the white walkers had only become more and more pressing but she was not alone, she was among other strong Free Folk and none of them intended to join the Night Kings army. So they survived.

She hadn’t been in Hardhome when the massacre took place but the news had traveled to her. She was no coward but no fool either, her and a few of her friends had stuck together and been careful to avoid the dead wherever they could. She thought it might have been better if she climbed the wall again, it had been an idea they’d tossed around multiple times. They might actually survive if they could travel further south. Time was of the essence, however; and by the time they agreed it was for the best, the Night Kings army had grown in numbers and were impossible to avoid during any such travels. They were fighters though like all of the Free Folk were, and they knew the lands and how to survive them.

After the Long Night, she had returned with the others to Hardhome and found they weren’t the only ones there. The village was in ruins but they worked together and over several months had rebuilt it, Free Folk returned to it, and it was once again a safe place. Ygritte made her home there, lived normally compared to her time with Mance Raider, or her time on the run from White Walkers. For the first time in years, her life was by comparison, peaceful. She fished in the mornings and drank with her friends, managed to get into a few fights, her life had become what it was before she was ever a spearwife. Still, that wasn’t to say she was any less fierce.

She had been in her cabin when she heard through the thing walls, some sort of commotion from outside. She stood quickly and grabbed her arrows and satchel, preparing for the worst. The moment she stepped out she could see them. More of her own kind but what caused the most commotion were the men in black. Crows. She clenched her jaw. She saw him. He looked the same as when she had met him, she couldn’t help but think. 

“You’re brave to come this far north, Jon Snow.” She said in a low voice, glaring furiously at him. “A crow walkin’ in ‘appily with all these Free Folk? After Castle Black?” She said a bit louder. While many of the Wildlings had grown less wary of Crows after all Jon Snow had done for them, Ygritte had not. She had trusted him, he had betrayed it and left her burned and bitter towards him and any other kneeler or crow. She couldn’t kill him as much as she wanted to. She wished she had it in her. Perhaps she did after all of this time. With that thought in mind in a flash she had her bow and arrow pointed at him, the string drawn back. “Three arrows weren’t enough for ya’, crow?”

[apxgossip]

What do you thinks going to happen with Damon and Elena? Is disaster calling once more or are they FINALLY going to have a happy ever after?

HAPPILY>EVER>AFTER>BITCHES. Anyone getting in the way could get FUCKED because they have been through the dumpster grinder & B.A.C.K again. Ya know most people say shit like Happily N*E*V*E*R after and m a y b e the ever-after part is a biach. But right NOW they could be happy so I say they should GO FOR IT. If you can’t tell already your king has his cheerleader pom poms out for these two dummies.

MENTIONED: @gilbertgrief ! @wrckhvck !

[drunkenworgen]

An overview of Gin

Name➔ “Virginia Sylver Ash Ebonsteed.  Go by ‘Gin’.”

Are you single?➔ “Twice married, once widowed.  Still ‘appily married, though.”

Are you angry?➔ “ ‘S pretty much a constant emotion fer me.”

Are your parents still married?➔ “One’s dead, an’ they’re both arseholes, so who cares, really?”

Nine Facts

Birth Place➔ “Gilneas City, Gilneas.”

Hair Color➔ “Black, formerly a deep auburn in color, bu’ th’Void saw t’tha’.”

Eye color➔ “Sapphire blue, amber when ‘m shiftin’ forms.”

Birthday➔ “November 30th.”

Mood➔ “Tired.  ‘S a constant as well.”

Gender➔ “ ‘M a woman.”

Summer or Winter➔ “Ah actually prefer autumn.  Reminds me o’ simplier times back in Gilneas with m’wife.”

Morning or Afternoon➔ “Mornin’.  Ah’ve always been an early bird.”

Eight Things About Your Lovelife

Are you in love?➔ A smile tugged at the corner of the tired woman’s lips.  “Aye.”

Do you believe in love at first sight?➔ “Ah believe in lust at firs’ sigh’, bu’ love takes some time.”

Who ended your last relationship?➔ “M’ las’ serious one?  A large shard o’carriage.  M’ las’ one in general?  Me, ah ran away an’ ‘id on Draenor fer three months.  No’ m’proudest moment, bu’ she wus a bi’...much.”

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?➔ “No’ intentionally.”

Are you afraid of commitments?➔ Gin made a face and shrugged.  “No’ really, no.”

Have you hugged someone within the past week?➔ “M’ kids an’ m’usband, aye.”

Have you ever had a secret admirer?➔ “ ‘F y’coun’ a muderous anonymous letter sender tha’ tol’ me they wanted t’fuck me an’ then kill me...then aye.”

Have you ever broken your own heart?➔ “Many times.”

Six Choices

Love or Lust➔ “Ah fell in love once an’ ‘ad m’eart ripped out when she died, so ah preferred t’keep people at arm’s length.  Ah’ve found ah prefer love.”

Lemonade or iced tea➔ “Prefer m’tea ‘ot.”

Cats or Dogs?➔ “ ‘M quite literally a dog person.  Also ah’ve go’ one dog, four wolves (two o’which jus’ ‘ad puppies), an’ a wolf’awk.  An’ one lion.  Ah like m’canids.”  Gin also has five rylaks, but she leaves those out for right now.

A few best friends or many regular friends?➔ “Ah’ve a few close friends.”

Wild night out or romantic night in➔ “Depends on m’mood.”

Day or Night➔ “Prefer nigh’, even ‘f ah ‘m an early bird.  Ah jus’ don’ sleep much.”

Five Have You Evers

Been caught sneaking out➔ “Minerva didn’ give a shite ‘bout me.  Did get caugh’ while ah wus at th’Manor, though.”

Fallen down/up stairs➔ “Only ‘f ‘m plastered.”

Wanting something/someone so badly it hurt?➔ “...after ah los’ Charli.”

Wanted to disappear➔ “All th’time.”

Four Preferences

Smile or eyes➔ “Eyes.”

Shorter or taller➔ “Mos’ people’re taller’n me, sooooo...”

Intelligence or attraction➔ “ ‘F yer an idiot, ‘m no’ gonna be attracted t’ya.”

Hook-up or relationship➔ “See m’answer ‘bout love versus lust.  Did th’relationship thin’ fer a long while, did th’meanin’less sex thin’ fer a while.  Think ah prefer th’relationship thin’.”

Family

Do you and your family get along?➔ “M’birth family?  Fuck no.  Parents’re arseholes who planted a seed o’Void in me, sister follows th’Banshee Queen...think th’only person ‘m related ta tha’ ah get along with ‘s m’cousin, an’ she’s distantly related.  M’chosen family, though?  Aldai, Terrick, our kids an’ m’step-children?  Yeah, ah get along with ‘em.”

Would you say you have a “messed up life”?➔ “Aye, bu’ ah think Azeroth’s ‘ad it out fer me since before ah wus born.”  Gin flashed a charming grin before continuing.  “ ‘Course, other people ‘ave ‘ad it worse, bu’ ‘s no’ a contest.”

Do you consider all of your friends good friends?➔ “Ah consider m’close friends good friends.  Terrick, Aren, Aldai, people ‘at stick ‘round.”

Who is your best friend?➔ Gin looks at her wolves for a moment.  “Oh, no’ an animal?  Terr fer sure.  Also Aren an’ Aldai.”

Who knows everything about you➔ “Terr does.  Aren knows a fair bit as well.  ‘At’s it, though.  Ah like m’privacy.”

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[planceeverafter]

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[softhaos]

url song tag

so i was tagged by my love @justsomekpopstuff uwuwu this is going to be fun -- idk i just used songs that i still jam to up til now

i tag: @jejublr + @forevershua + @jin-hua + anyone else who wants to do it uwu (i would tag more but idk who i can pester with the tags sjdlkjk hmu pls)

sadderday — tobi lou

oh my — seventeen

first sight — heize

true love — ariana grande

happily ever after — red velvet

all that — zayn

one of those nights — kibum feat. crush

sola — becky g