#Any we don't get to that night

[humblemooncat]

Hello hello my dear friends!

It's that time of year again. The air is chilly, the streets are aglow with holiday decor, and I'm reminded of just how old I'm getting.

Seriously, my joints need to stop-

Though I will be out to celebrate during the day, I wanted to celebrate the night with my online friends.

And since I thoroughly enjoy housing in FFXIV, I wanted to do another Housing Crawl, but with you guys this time!

The night of December 26th (at 7:30pm EST, to be exact), I'll be gathering everyone to go look at the art that is home decor in this game.

You don't have to stay the whole night, especially since I don't have a cutoff as I don't know how many homes will be submitted. xD

That said...

If you would like to submit your home or apartment for us to come see, please fill out this form!

I'll add it to a list so I can plan out our route!

I'll also be asking y'all to come in your most white suburban parent glams. Big 'Had to do it to 'em' vibes. I just think it would be funny to see a group of HOA-lookin' mfs rolling through the housing wards. (Maybe then my neighbor will make their yard look less obnoxious)

Obviously the glams are optional, and there will be a syncshell available for those who would like to expand their available wardrobe. <3

I hope you all can join me for some fun and friendly chatter as I celebrate yet another rotation 'round the sun!

[whollyjoly]

it's gon' be a long ride home tomorrow from tennessee to texas to la well if i could i'd never leave you i'd come home to stay another night from home away from you it ain't easy i know (baby, don't you want me)

the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part three (parts one and two)

thinking about rancher!tommy who goes on long two-month cattle drives and dreams of the gorgeous cattle hand back home...

(song insp.)

[benevolenterrancy]

Jin Guangyao Is In Desperate Need Of Human Contact And Is Constantly Trying To Find Ways To Make Himself Feel Safe: Therefore He Would Definitely Be A Little Spoon, In This Essay I Will

[shalom-iamcominghome]

One of the classes I'm taking is History of Early Civilization and I'm really looking forward to week four when our schedule says we'll be covering Mesopotamia and Judaism. I'm crossing my fingers and toes that it will be good 😭

The funny thing is that we're also covering early xtianity and the schedule mentions that we'll need a copy of the Bible. Of which I don't have. So I'll have to use an online alternative. I used to have a copy, but as you can tell, I don't read it and don't particularly want to keep it

[mommyashtoreth]

I think it's Easy but also extremely lame to reduce Crowley's element of "temptation" down to "he's horny and he Awakens Lust Within Aziraphale." Like don't get me wrong, I love gay sex, but Any of the deadly sins can be gay sex if you try! Isn't it more interesting to represent Aziraphale's desire for Crowley through something like, idk, "gluttony" which is more in line with how Crowley repeatedly "tempts" him (ox ribs = gay sex, anyone?)? Look I'm gay I know how this stuff works, all-consuming 6000-year desire stops being just Lust at some point. Crowley made Aziraphale realize he's been starving his entire life and that's not gay sex enough? Just in general Crowley awakening "sin" in Aziraphale and Aziraphale awakening "virtue" in Crowley is sooooo sex to me. Girls we need to talk about this more

[vale-var]

I don't know about you guys,but I want to make an AU or sanesabi yuri fic of them in high school,and that Sabito is a lover of the paranormal and witchcraft(maybe instilled by Urokodaki),and that in one of they dates,it is literally Sabito asks Sanemi for her help for a ritual,and they are like this picture

[wildsaltair]

a few more because I literally cannot restrain myself from screencapping this man badly

[olenvasynyt]

Time for me to complain about ACOTAR because the one thing I love about fantasy worlds with faeries and fae is the diversity of the lesser fae. I love the Holly Black / classic High Fae vs lesser fae with with wings and scales and fur and horns. Cool skin colors and unique hair and ears and multiple limbs and everything under the sun. We get a hint of that in ACOTAR, but it's very minimal and even the lesser fae we get are human-looking men with wings. They don't even have bat ears or interesting eyes or anything. It's boringgggg.

And a big part of the classical High Fae vs lesser fae is the racism that SJM sort of highlights but kind of just....shrugs off? We get Lucien and Jesminda in Autumn Court; we get the blue winged faerie in the first book. We get Tarquin telling Feyre about the things he wants to change in Summer and Feyre is like "awwwee that's so nice of him!" and it's just...never brought up again. She never thinks about it again. We don't have ANYTHING.

We could have a bit of that with the Illyrians but we don't really, because we have Feyre thinking "well the Illyrians aren't really lesser fae, they're different," and we have Cassian and Rhys complaining that they're lesser fae bastards despite having incredible power and influence. The talk about how the lesser fae are treated should be an essential factor for Rhys and it's talked about, but never really shown.

SJM could have the most diverse cast of lesser fae and High fae but she gives us sexy humans with pointed ears and lesser fae plots shoved into the background or half-assed. I'm starving for interesting lesser fae, and I'm honestly annoyed that SJM and ACOTAR is labeled as the epitome of fae fantasy. It could be so much better.

[momentomori24]

Since Grace is the only one without FTEs at the moment by virtue of the fact that she just camps out in her room and any perceived attempts at invasion (socialising) are met with aggression (which, fun fact, is actually very identical to the territorial behaviour of rabbits btw), a lot about her remains unknown compared to the rest. However, from the small glimpses we get about her experiences in her industry, she definitely faced a shit-ton of misogyny in what is most likely a very male dominated field-- which Wolfgang actually points out.

Unfortunately he's not that wrong (and I actually kinda hate how I thought the EXACT same thing 💀). From everything I could find, golf is typically a more male dominated field, with women being way in the minority. I don't doubt at all she struggled to hell and back to climb the ranks to the where she is now, dealing with a lot violence due to jealousy and sexism like she implies to boot as well. It gives a different context to her personality in the killing game. She's loud and aggressive and quick to resort to violence. Compared to other women in our cast, she's undeniably the most volatile and dominating and hostile of them all, and I wonder if that's because it's the only way she was able to survive in her industry, let alone thrive enough to claim the title of "Ultimate Golfer" while being a woman at such a young age. The competitiveness and defensiveness she needs to stay afloat in her profession she seems to allow to bleed into her personal life as well, and I really wanna see that explored more.

[hailsatanacab]

chapter four!! birthday cake all round 🎂🍰🍰🍰🥳🎉🎈🎊

[kay9leo]

McStareface Part 3 - NO JEWELRY!

Trequel to McStareface Part 1

Sequel to McStareface Part 2 - Smack Talk

No Jewelry

Was the purpose of this entire mini comic series (Especially part 3) because of panel 9?

YES***

Like Eda Mode's "NO CAPES!", growing up when I used to play sports in school we were not allowed to wear jewelry while playing.

And in my mind, magical dueling is as much of a sport just like any other individual 1-v-1 muggle sport.

When I first saw that duel between MC and Sebastian in which Prof. Hecat pits the two students against each other, I couldn't help but think that if that was me, out of habit, I would jump off the piste (in fencing terms, that is the fencing strip play area you would duel on and I would like to imagine that's also the magical name of the dueling strip play area since to me dueling is just the magical version of fencing) and immediately take my jewelry off because I have no wishes to become the next horror story of how wearing jewelry during sports caused an injury.

And hence why part 1, 2 and 3 of McStareface was born - all because of panel 9.

That's it.

That's the whole reason.

***That and to give a reason for Iñaki to call Sebastian "Stare-y McStareface" since she doesn't know his name yet. She essentially gave him the Boaty McBoatface type of nickname as a stand in until she learned his real name 😂. I needed to make part one in order to get part 2 and 3 where I wanted to be and for that nickname she picked for him to make sense. 🤣 This was more than 3 months in the making 😂🤣😂

You won't be catching Iñaki getting a dumb injury because of her jewelry, but unfortunately (or fortunately I guess in this case -depending which scenario you're looking at due to my MC coming from NY) most people (muggleborns and half-bloods who know muggle culture and seen American media) will probably see her taking her earrings as a sign she's going to get in a serious fight and she's not someone to not play around with. Especially since she's Latina and when you tell people that you're from New York, everyone automatically think's you're from the city lol. Ahh, stereotypes. I didn't mean to accidentally stumble upon it with Iñaki 😅😂.

(I mean she used to be from NYC before she moved to the 'burbs and turned to a suburban kid, but that's not the point XD)

While Iñaki isn't someone to play around, (she has ancient magic - not that anybody knows about it) she REALLY just doesn't want to get injured wearing jewelry while playing magical sports. Heck getting your earrings caught in either clothing, your comb or hair is painful (speaking from experience), I REALLY don't want to imagine how painful it will be in a sports injury. 😬

So she gives it to Natty to hold since she finds her new friendly classmate trustworthy enough to hold it. And Natty is all too pleased to help her new friend.

After all, Natty wants for her new friend, Iñaki, to destroy sweep Sebastian off his feet seeing how Natty couldn't defeat her number one nemesis in Crossed Wands yet. 🤗

Just a girl who wants to support another girl to destroy her dueling rival -just girly things, you know? 🤗🤭😁

Not that Natty is the only one who wants to see the undefeatable Sebastian Sallow go down.

Even if Iñaki doesn't know anything about his dueling record -heck, she doesn't even know who McStareface is- one thing she does know is that she's SOOOOO looking forward to returning the favor of his smack talk in a duel 🤗😁🤗

After all, it's “Perro que ladra no muerde”/ (A dog that barks doesn't bite) talk to her right now. And after her rough entrance to Hogwarts, Iñaki knows how to bite between the dragon, knights and everything not nice she had to face so far up to this point.

So a duel with McStareface should be fun. 🤗

✨🌺💅🌺✨Just girly things, you know? ✨🌺💅🌺✨

Click Here For Iñaki "MC" Martinez Cariaga Masterlist

[eikichi-supremacy]

and they were singin', bye-bye Miss American Pie // american oldie i think kuwabara unironically listens to

(low effort lyric edit im queueing here in May cos im probably gonna forget it exists otherwise)

[fitzselfships]

I doodled this real quick since I somehow managed to burn my stomach while putting pasta in a strainer. I'm inflicting this onto my self insert now >:] (Zooble is helping them take care of it <3)

Proshippers/adjacent dni. 100000 shark attack 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 also Zooble self ship doubles dni

[kacievvbbbb]

Truly from the depths of my struggling heart. Viva La Vida by Coldplay belongs to one Toshinori Yagi aka the one and only All Might.

Coldplay should just sign over the rights of the song at this point promptly too.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[britneyshakespeare]

can you imagine being a little twee simon and garfunkel fan in the late 60s and then buying your new vinyl at the record store and hearing mrs. robinson for the first time in your own home. i would’ve fallen over backwards