#Anthony Joshua

[theanticool]

The Usyk heavyweight run has been a reminder that many people have goldfish memories.

Usyk gets booked vs Joshua - “AJ’s too big. Too strong. He’ll wear on Usyk and beat him down” Usyk definitively beats Joshua.

A year later, rematch gets booked - “AJ’s too big. Too powerful. Look at his muscles! He’s definitely going to KO Usyk this time!” Usyk beats him even more convincingly.

Usyk gets booked against Tyson Fury - “Fury is 300lbs and 7ft tall. He’s too big! He’ll walk Usyk down and lean on him!” Usyk easily throws Fury off him whenever they tie up and takes a decisive win after almost knocking Fury out.

5 months later - “Fury is too big. He’s dedicated. He’s become a deadbeat dad now! He’ll definitely easily stop Usyk now. He’s even heavier than the first fight. Body shot KO!” Usyk wins even more convincingly.

I have to guess a lot of this is people fanboying or just siding with the guy who speaks English, but it’s really funny every time.

[cloudberrylane]

Greg mentioning Anthony Joshua on Taskmaster

[brattyfics]

I need to see Aaron in a boxing film. He’d be perfect. Maybe he could play Anthony Joshua, or better yet, they could both star in it. Honestly, the plot doesn’t even matter—I just want to witness it with my own eyes.

[sammieb9]

[onlyboyzz]

Anthony Joshua for thehommeplusmag AH+ 52 photographed by Alasdair McLellan

[4pff]

[sinnerenjoyer]

wonder how these people feel now that alpine has like 5 employees left

[teamnick]

PIERRE GASLY with ANTHONY JOSHUA on the grid. Formula 1 World Championship, Rd 19, United States Grand Prix, Sunday 22nd October 2023. Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, USA. Photos by James Moy

[macybeckham7]

“Can you come and get me right now . . . please?” with ex!AJ

Your friends had pushed you to go on a date to get over AJ after you broke off your engagement. The date wasn’t going well, the guy was pretty pushy and he red flags flying that you couldn’t ignore. You excused yourself before going to the bathroom. You sat in the stool hovering over AJ’s number, you didn’t want to get one of your friends involved. The phone rang twice before his voice appears. ‘Can you come and get me right now… Please’. He could hear it in your voice that you were desperate. You shared the location and telling him you were in the bathroom. A few minutes go by, the door opens and then a knock with a voice that you grown to love. ‘YNN?’. You unlocked the door and was met with your ex, you both smile before you hug him tightly, his hand on the back of your head. ‘What happened?’ he whispers. You start to explain, he holds your hand and pulls you out of your safe space, he takes you outside and into his car before going back in to have a word with the guy. A few minutes go by and he is jogging to the car and taking off. ‘Please tell me you didn’t hit him’ you say as you look at him driving. He doesn’t say a word for a second before asking you what the hell you were thinking going out with a guy like that. He takes you home, you invite him in and you find yourself sitting on the sofa and catching for hours.

[itsexclusive]

[imvges-football]

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[theanticool]

Anthony Joshua KOs Francis Ngannou in 2nd round

[oceancentury]

All things blue.

[sammieb9]

[puncheater]

[khakilike]

This won't be the end of sideshow boxing, but it probably should be.