king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.
king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?
merlin: give me a baby.
arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.
merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin
arthur, finally looking up: wha-
queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.
arthur:
arthur:
arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*
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yet another bit for my Extremely Fucking Specific post pilot nuzi characterization/dynamic ESPECIALLY feat. Uzi slowly realizing the insane amount of trust and emotional sway she has on N despite him being yknow unkillable stupitly strong cannibal demon
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Can we have an update on the Creature™
(...btw, as I tape this, I wonder if Creature has the Lego brand markings on its body parts like normal mini figures, and/or if it has noticed the brand markings on other Lego pieces at all...)
creature is a lego minifigure, so it has lego brand markings in places where its body hasn't been changed. It doesn't have the capacity to recognize letters and symbols as meaning anything though, let alone read or understand something as complex as branding, so this is not something it has interest in. It does however find instinctual comfort in interacting with other lego pieces.
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a rough but more complete design for the true form of Demise, its pretty confusing but i tried to make it understandable as best as i could with this sketch
his big extra arms make it really hard to make his figure easily readable, gotta make a better one at some point anyway xD
also a close up
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common prey animals who love each other. One develops fangs and one remains docile. One forgets their place in nature to protect the other only leaving them hanging and vulnerable. A sheep in wolf's clothing traumatized by the bites they've endured.
(^ talking about Cherry and her owl husband)
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a collection of some of Barry's really old and weird Dan The Man sprites
this image is just called "feral.png" on my computer and i think you can see why. he looks like a weird feral creature thing. why does he smile like that. why are his eyes so detailed yet his eyebrows are so thin and tiny. why do his hands look like unhinged claws. he's scary i'm scared
grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you grabbing you g
this one is just,,, i think he's supposed to be throwing an enemy? it's at an odd angle though and it looks kinda strange. what is he
this is one of his idles and i think it's really funny because it looks like his head shrunk into his body and now he looks really disproportionate and silly. tiny little man with no neck my beloved
his old ripping sleeves sprite.... there's something slightly uncomfortable about this but i can't put my finger on why
barry's early running sprites were really funny,, look at him he looks like he's wearing pants that are too big i'm losing it
why does he look like that.
FERAL BARRY IS BACK AND HE HAS A FUCKING GUN!!! WE ARE NOT SAFE!!! HE'S SO MALICIOUS!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL AAAAAAA
why is he calmly lunging at me with a shotgun. i am in danger. help.
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id love to tear out someones throat with my teeth just once. i bet it feels sooooo good for a second there before the guilt sets in
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