#And you did it. You went to the store
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MY AUNT GOT ME COOL ASS RICK AND MORTY SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS DUDE !?! LIKE ITS BELATED BCS SHE LIVES RLLY FAR AWAY BUT OH MY GOD IM DYING HFKSKDHALALDHLA :))
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#figurine#toy#figures#Socks#So many socks dude what#merchandise#fan merch#merch#rick and morty merch#RAHH CAPITALISM#Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise morty#And you did it. You went to the store#You didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints#You just looked into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said yes daddy please#/quote#ahhh im so happy
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware
#dragon age#dragon age fan art#comic#morrigan#warden cousland#healer#bioware#dao#dragon age origins#hero of ferelden#cousland#wynne#I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl#so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc#well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas#one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!
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lestatification step one complete
#I went through all nine circles of hell and five different stores to find a white billowy v neck shirt#eventually I settled for repurposing a piece of pirate costume from spirit but my god why was this such a hard demand to meet#'why did you get so many types of blood' hungry#iwtv#marina marvels at life#id in alt text#the next step: getting a big piece of cardboard to draw piano keys on
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oshikatsu log
#personal#i watched the movie thrice btw um#saying i enjoyed it is an understatement#'why did you buy two starter deck for' cards.... shiny...#kinda lucky its so hard to find detco merch here lmao i went to every store looking for a booster pack and cant find a single one#wish ppl over here sell the blind movie bromide or itajaga that would totally get me up and going#oh btw more than half of the nuis does NOT belong to me. i wish they do 💔
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86 dollars and I dont get kieran or carmine😎😎😎
#kieran pokemon#i was actually crying for a good min lmao#the fact that my seconds to last pull was a slugma did not help#istg if i put in the card codes and i get the kieran card but digital im going to blow a gasket#pokemon indigo disk#pokemon tgc#i got okidogi and thats preventing me from doing something irrational#i like okidogi#EXCUSE ME TGC GODS!! YOU SENT ME BAD LUCK!! 86 DOLLARS!!! AND THEN THE FIRST STORE I WENT TO DIDNT EVEN HAVE THEM AND I HAD TO STAY THERE F#R ANOTHER HOUR YOU WANNA SLUGMA ME?!?! THIS MEANS WAR TGC GODS THIS MEANS WAAAARRRRR ERRNNNNNNNNERNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAGEUSHDJKFIUHWESJSXHJXRRRR#pokemon trainer card#trainer kieran#pokemon kieran#kieran#kieran sv#rival kieran#champion kieran
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max and i are closing in on launching [redacted sports rpf charity fest] and i am once again pondering how do i write "experience with writing form emails and manipulating google forms in ways no one has dreamed of" in a cover letter without saying "i did it for the rpf grind"...like there's no way unless everyone in this microsoft teams meeting gets really cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. you know
#IT LITERALLY CAME UP WHILE I WAS WRITING A COVER LETTER A COUPLE WEEKS AGO#AND IT WAS SUCH A BAD COVER LETTER BC IT WAS LIKE. I CAN DO THIS. I CAN BE A VIRTUAL PROGRAMMING MANAGER#I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN HOW I CAME BY THESE SKILLS!!!!#i did not get an interview lmao. but we stay silly#like how do u frame ''community organizer'' when you're organizing. people on the internet to create rpf fanworks. for charity#lmaooooo oh well#me and max locking down our timeline last night and i'm like 😶 the thing i have wanted to do for years is finally happening#the universe tried to smite us multiple times in multiple ways. but we persisted. and it is happening!!!#last night i had to go to the grocery store at 9pm wearing short-shorts and an oversized t-shirt bc i was really like#if i don't get a coke in me right the fuck now i am going to end it all#procured coca-cola. drank it in the parking lot. recovered instantly. got on here and started posting#went to monday night service. last one bc after this week it'll be too late at night in est :(#it was such a nice global community to be apart of. people in 5 countries on four continents showed up almost every week!#not to be christian on main. but i love working with ecumenical organizations because i meet people all over the world#who have different ways of doing church and different interpretations of scripture and different takes on faith#and i always learn so much from people! good and bad lol sometimes it's like wow i will NOT be integrating that into my worldview#yo just under one week until i move 😵💫 i decided i am packing one (1) more box and then saying fuck it we ball#whatever i forgot has to go in the car. i cannot let myself be owned by cardboard boxes any longer#and soon. freedom. new start. new beginnings. someone said ''i hope you look at this as a time of new growth and unfolding'' to me#and i went man. i think i am#like the pine trees that reseed after a forest fire#fresno oilers.txt
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my sweet little baby man is no longer with us
#he had his bloodwork done yesterday and the vet said it was fine but he doesnt have much time left#and my bestie is a vet tech who wanted to see the lab results bc she always does and she looked at them#and asked me if she can shiw them to her boss today and i was like sure and immediately knew something was up#today keekki was being himself#then i went to run some errands and when i came back he was laying in front of the front door with his tiny baby head against it#and i was like ''oh ok one of his seizures?''#and theyre like. keekki will drool and not move and they usually last for like 20 minutes (several vets have no idea whats up with those#but it was probably either a kidney or a blood pressure thing)#anyways. it did not pass in 20 minutes so i Knew#i laid on the floor next to him#then my bff sent me a message asking me if i have the time to talk about keekki and its not good news#at this point i was about to call the vet anyways#and she was like ''ok i showed these to my boss (a vet) and she got super angry that ur vet even let you leave the clinic''#bc apparently keekkis bloodwork was so bad he should have been put down then and there but my vet was like a fresh half graduate#so i dont hold it against her. anyways i got an euthanasia appointment for this evening and spent the time before it laying on the couch#crying with keekki in my arms#i had to carry him bc he couldnt really walk without stumbling and falling down#when i had to get up to get his carrier and stuff ready he was taking a nap on the couch where i left him and i took this pic#anyways worst vet visit of my life i could hardly even do anything but nod half the time bc speaking results in me sobbing#anyways. this fucking sucks#i dont know how ill be able to sleep tonight#its been years since i last slept at home without having a little guy plop into my arms#i spent a long time with him in the vet room when he was gone#it feels surreal ive given him his last ever forehead kisses#as i left the room i told him bye the exact same way ive been saying bye to him for the last very many years ive had him#its always moikka keekki before i go to work or the store or literally anything#and that was my last moikka keekki#i hope he felt how loved he was#my dad is sending me older pics of me and keekki and he looks so happy in them. hes always right next to me#idk man im going to stop rambling now
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#y’all know when it’s a Doing Things Day?#well today I slept in way less than I wanted to and then decided I can’t take a nap to try to reset my sleep schedule#so I went and did some sight singing of choral pieces with friends (lamentations of Jeremiah/o vos omnes and Armistice 1918 took. me. out.)#as in they went so well (helped that half the people had done them before)#and then picked up two things from buy nothing#returned my friend’s wrench set#convinced another sister to come to weekend warrior with me#got some shoes I needed and two nice shirts at the thrift store#got art supplies I needed at dollar tree and ran into a deacon from my church there and had a nice chat#went grocery shopping#ran into an old friend who lives in another state in the grocery store??#called my boyfriend for a while while washing dishes#touched up a painting#read my first Terry Pratchett book (Equal Rites - it was amusing and enjoyable but not super special to me)#(I know there’s so much more! just dipping my toes in)#made dinner and prepped some extra things for future meals#spent hours going through little things I’d saved and pasting them into a journal#now going to read and annotate Life Together before bed#is this what it’s like when you get up and stay awake????#is this what y’all do?
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back when the switch from flare jeans to skinny jeans happened, i was SO RESISTANT to skinny jeans and it took me forever to resign myself to them, but now that flare jeans are apparently allowed again, i can't let go of skinny jeans and switch back. i feel like if i even dare to contemplate trying on a pair of flare jeans, someone will jump out and yell "ha ha, PUNKED!" in my face. i said goodbye!!!! i accepted it!!!!! and now suddenly we're back to the old ways??????? even though societally we'd decided, once again, that bellbottoms were a mistake??? how many rounds can one endure on this rollercoaster?????
also: are the flares just for the youths? are all of us supposed to be wearing them, or only the young and fancy free? WHAT IS GOING ON
#as you can probably tell i went to the store in search of a new pair of jeans yesterday#i did not succeed and instead vowed to just do laundry more often#(but i did buy a very soft and fuzzy sweatshirt at lowe's so. winning!)#also the very wide legged pants are just taking me right back to sixth grade#what is happening#dollsome's deep thoughts#the one thing i didn't miss about flare jeans is having the bottoms of them reduced to tatters from being dragged under your shoes#idk if i can go back to that in my old age
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i truly dont understand how people can be so nasty and rude
#this is about work#had a customer run me around the store over an item that wasnt in the app but she just wouldnt let it go#so she asked for a manager and i went up front to ask for someone (there was a manager and like four other employees)#i asked for the store manager cause a customer was looking for that item and one of the employees was like 'you should know where that is.#you work in frozen.' and she kinda laughed snd smiled like she did something and i gave her a Look and i looked at someone else then back at#her like is no one going to say anything. and the manager was just like 'call the store manager' and im just??#i was VERY very close to going back up there to demand an apology but i talked to another worker and i calmed down but it feels like wheneve#r i ask anything i just get bullshit like this. asking questions here will just get u asshole responses and no help and that's not right#im just. very much stressed and that really pissed me off#the people up front r pretty rude though#that customer never thanked me either after putting me through all that
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I don’t know where to put this thought because I usually just stick to theory, but I picture Celia with soft dark brown wavy-pattern hair, the kind that she likes to keep defined at work or on dates, but will frizz up a bit when she wakes up on a dewy side of the road, etc. I picture it grown out because her current priorities lean her away from frequent trims, at least long enough so she has to tie it back with a large scrunchie into a sloppy bun when she feeds Jack because otherwise he’ll get distracted and get food in it trying to play with it.
I bet Sam wants to touch it, and that Alice would, upon (subconsciously) clocking that, decide to engage her in a convo about what leave-in conditioner she uses and upon receiving fantastic advice begrudgingly switch brands, forgetting all about the choice until one day after inviting Sam over, when she experiences a flash pang of dread at the thought of him seeing it on her bathroom counter. She decides this amount of vulnerability is unacceptable so she conspicuously rushes in ahead of him and tucks it away in a drawer, even if he had been there for the whole haircare conversation and would have at worst said something earnest and unassuming (yet devastatingly intimate) like “Ohh right, yeah I remember Celia recommending that. How do you like it? I think it smells really nice.” like GOD how mortifying would that be
(author’s note: this would not actually have been mortifying in the moment because she would have played it off immediately with a dig, but leaving herself open to the potential for that sort of comment is a rookie move. Being recognized as Trying in front of a witness is an unacceptable liability to her aloof cool girl image, and she’d react in a flash to mock either him or whatever he comments on to maintain it. She’s keenly aware as of late that her brand of prickly is getting some seriously diminishing returns with Sam and could cause him to pull away further
…but she’d still do it though.)
Goshhhhh, but really. I love the comedy that’s generated when serious things are happeninggg in a story, but they’re happening to big dorks who are pretending to be cool so their hang ups are all mixed into their priorities. Genuinely human antics. We are but a tapestry of our failures and drives.
Also, I realize this mental image has much more to say about what I picture when I think of milfs than any sensible interpretation of the text and for that I’ll never apologize.
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp shitpost#sam khalid#tmagp celia#celia ripley#alice dyer#tmagp alice#tmagp sam#whoops did I hallucinate a fan work#also if you have this hair type check out the brand Mixed Chicks#I recently went to China and one of my friends who uses this same brand had to borrow mine bc she left hers at a hotel#because you can’t just like…find curly hair products in stores there#so we were on our own lmao
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The Aftermaths of Luke’s Episode 4... [PART 1]
#OKAY#SO THIS HAS BEEN STORED IN MY BRAIN EVER SINCE LUKE'S FOURTH EPISODE CAME OUT???#THAT ONE DIALOUGE THAT MENTIONED LUKE'S EYEBAGS#MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW#YOU CAN'T TELL ME THEY WOULDN'T SHARE THE HOSPITAL BED TOGETHER#AFTER ALL THAT TRAUMATIC SHIT THEY WENT THROUGH???#luke trying to find solace in her#just any proof that she's actually there and safe#while blaming himself for not being able to protect her probably#i need to lie down#Luke Pearce#lukerosa#Tears of Themis#comic#manga#artist#tears of themis fanart#Fanart#oof did i say there's another part?#there's another part#i'm getting to it very slowly
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locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library
#dw guys this outline won't break my computer (i hope) like cold kisses did bc i finally turned off grammarly#i was sick of it half the time being like “this doc is too long ��� we don't wanna look at it” which was FINE I LIKED WHEN IT DID THAT#but the other 50% of the time it was like “LET ME READ THIS AND HIGHLIGHT ALL THE TIMES YOU PURPOSELY DIDN'T CAPITALIZE YOUR i'S'#punctuation is not right in that sentence and idk what i clicked but i'm not fixing the end of that tag#i think my record was like 1022 errors#and i was always trying to shut it off like bro 😭😭 u don't gotta scan the whole doc#also just went to the store to buy sour cream#TELL ME WHY I'M AT THE STOP LIGHT SHOVING THIS SOUR CREAM IN MY BAG I BROUGHT W ME TO THE LIBRARY#this car next to me looks at me (we both have our windows down)#we BOTH do a double take bc i thought i knew him#and he tells me he likes the color of my hair#and i just completely sneered i'm pretty sure i gave him a look on disgust and was like “🙄 thanks”#I'M SORRY IT WAS SO OFFPUTTING THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE BC I ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST INTENTIONS FROM MEN#WHY DID HE SAY THAT TO ME#thank u for coming to my very unrelated rant in the tags i had to tell someone#ness' brainvomit <3
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overpriced idol sengen in the wild lmao (ft. mochimona)
#mochimona looks like *that* bc i just dropped her and snapped the pic as fast as i could bc there were others around lmao#how overpriced was she? let’s say it was priced between $13-$14#‘did you buy her?’ no ofc not i already have her in both print and digital forms… and if you count the piccoma chapters that too ig#didnt see mona album in the store though :( sadge :( but i did see overpriced holohani cds (the box ver for the covers went for $89-90?)#inflation man. love to hate it </3#ok that’s it from me for now. the next time you see me will be for the beautiful liner notes i promise~~~#no the daily queued lxl canon doesnt count ok— it’s only continuing bc i want to annoy everyone (including myself when i have to fill the q)#ill think of ways to be annoying again tmr~~~~ 再见大家!!!!
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since i saw your reblog of my reblog, what kind of earrings do you think henry would wear, if he wore them?
Mini hoop earrings! You know, something like these:
Probably in more neutral colors, think gold, brown, silver and black, but he’d be open to brighter or bejeweled pieces. He’s the type to get them pierced years ago and never really mention it. Matthew will bring up ear piercing when his sisters are about the age to get theirs done and he’s all “maybe I’ll get mine pierced to be a supportive brother” and Henry hits him with “oh, you mean like these?” And Matthew has a little crisis
#Matthew: Why didn’t you take me with you???#Henry: oh you weren’t born yet#Matthew: …When exactly did you get them pierced?#Henry: I dunno I was 24 or so? Ask Magnus we went together.#Matthew:#I think about this a lot actually. I even made a meme#I love tiny hoops. Tiny hoops my beloved. I own like thirteen pairs#He would forget to wear them for a decade or so#You’d think they’d heal closed but nope#He’d wear them again later on account of his daughter also loving mini hoops#Thelma and her small jewlery store worth of mini hoops<3#Thanks for the ask!#tid#tsc#tlh#Henry Fairchild#Henry branwell
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