#And you did it. You went to the store

[one-sad-pathetic-crow]

MY AUNT GOT ME COOL ASS RICK AND MORTY SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS DUDE !?! LIKE ITS BELATED BCS SHE LIVES RLLY FAR AWAY BUT OH MY GOD IM DYING HFKSKDHALALDHLA :))

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[secretsimpleness]

Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware

[annabelle--cane]

lestatification step one complete

[fure-dcmk]

oshikatsu log

[xxinkyshadowxx]

86 dollars and I dont get kieran or carmine😎😎😎

[moregraceful]

max and i are closing in on launching [redacted sports rpf charity fest] and i am once again pondering how do i write "experience with writing form emails and manipulating google forms in ways no one has dreamed of" in a cover letter without saying "i did it for the rpf grind"...like there's no way unless everyone in this microsoft teams meeting gets really cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. you know

[perilegs]

my sweet little baby man is no longer with us

[dimsilver]

☀️

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

back when the switch from flare jeans to skinny jeans happened, i was SO RESISTANT to skinny jeans and it took me forever to resign myself to them, but now that flare jeans are apparently allowed again, i can't let go of skinny jeans and switch back. i feel like if i even dare to contemplate trying on a pair of flare jeans, someone will jump out and yell "ha ha, PUNKED!" in my face. i said goodbye!!!! i accepted it!!!!! and now suddenly we're back to the old ways??????? even though societally we'd decided, once again, that bellbottoms were a mistake??? how many rounds can one endure on this rollercoaster?????

also: are the flares just for the youths? are all of us supposed to be wearing them, or only the young and fancy free? WHAT IS GOING ON

[butchbush]

i truly dont understand how people can be so nasty and rude

[sysig]

Challenge level: Impossible (Patreon)

[aspookycrow]

I don’t know where to put this thought because I usually just stick to theory, but I picture Celia with soft dark brown wavy-pattern hair, the kind that she likes to keep defined at work or on dates, but will frizz up a bit when she wakes up on a dewy side of the road, etc. I picture it grown out because her current priorities lean her away from frequent trims, at least long enough so she has to tie it back with a large scrunchie into a sloppy bun when she feeds Jack because otherwise he’ll get distracted and get food in it trying to play with it.

I bet Sam wants to touch it, and that Alice would, upon (subconsciously) clocking that, decide to engage her in a convo about what leave-in conditioner she uses and upon receiving fantastic advice begrudgingly switch brands, forgetting all about the choice until one day after inviting Sam over, when she experiences a flash pang of dread at the thought of him seeing it on her bathroom counter. She decides this amount of vulnerability is unacceptable so she conspicuously rushes in ahead of him and tucks it away in a drawer, even if he had been there for the whole haircare conversation and would have at worst said something earnest and unassuming (yet devastatingly intimate) like “Ohh right, yeah I remember Celia recommending that. How do you like it? I think it smells really nice.” like GOD how mortifying would that be

(author’s note: this would not actually have been mortifying in the moment because she would have played it off immediately with a dig, but leaving herself open to the potential for that sort of comment is a rookie move. Being recognized as Trying in front of a witness is an unacceptable liability to her aloof cool girl image, and she’d react in a flash to mock either him or whatever he comments on to maintain it. She’s keenly aware as of late that her brand of prickly is getting some seriously diminishing returns with Sam and could cause him to pull away further

…but she’d still do it though.)

Goshhhhh, but really. I love the comedy that’s generated when serious things are happeninggg in a story, but they’re happening to big dorks who are pretending to be cool so their hang ups are all mixed into their priorities. Genuinely human antics. We are but a tapestry of our failures and drives.

Also, I realize this mental image has much more to say about what I picture when I think of milfs than any sensible interpretation of the text and for that I’ll never apologize.

[khickuwa]

The Aftermaths of Luke’s Episode 4... [PART 1]

[causenessus]

locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library

[deus-ex-mona]

overpriced idol sengen in the wild lmao (ft. mochimona)