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Hazel McNab, Last Light, linocut.

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

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Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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( <= green bean

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Ppl who wanna change their name but don't know what name they wanna change it to or don't know what sounds good/suits them or whatever should be able to get paired with a girl who has 5,000 hours logged on the Sims. Like going to see an ancient oracle or something.

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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an angel on letterboxd just dropped a whole playlist of films free on youtube I was filled with so much love and light I had to share with you guys

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pathologic 3 bachelor route situation is crazy

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Me before I got my prescription prisms

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

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The angel came to me in a fever hallucination, perched upon my bed as I returned from the bathroom.

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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

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This just got posted in the "Post picture of weird and wonderful books" thread on the Something Awful forums and it's cool enough that I want to share it herr because I know a bunch of you would get a kick out of it:

The section on cockfighting is pretty wild:

And yes it's on the Internet Archive.

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chinese hanfu matched with xiyu fashion in guzhuang style by 青丝寸寸 （inspired by character princess xiaofeng in donggong东宫）

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science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery