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polyklok · 2 years ago

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l m o q (fluff) & d g i x w (nsfw) for nathan if it isnt too much to ask for <3

L- Little Ones

Not as awkward as you would expect. I mean, Nathan is always kinda awkward around most people, but he’s fairly nice with kids! He’ll be friendly and joke around. If it’s kids that he knows, like back in Florida or something, it’s really cute to watch him wrestle them and pretend to lose. Oh god Nathan is so adorable

As for having kids of his own…He doesn’t know. He’ll look into it if you show interest, but the thought is super scary to him. He won’t bring it up.

M- Morning

Once the two of you are settled in, you have a daily routine, and start to regularly sleep in his room, he develops a rule; You two have to start the morning together.

If he wakes up first, he’s gonna wait until you wake up to even get out of bed. He expects you to do the same for him. He is not mentally well enough to begin his day until he has gotten a “Good Morning” and an accompanying kiss from you. It’s sweet but also a bit creepy cause he’s gonna stare blankly at your sleeping body until you get up.

Once that is done and over with, he likes to do everything in-sync with you. While you’re getting dressed, brushing teeth, yadda yadda, he usually recalls his vivid dreams to you. It helps him blow off some stress to have someone else know about the horrific and graphic imagery, even if it’s just through words.

Also I’m not sure where else to put this but Nathan likes morning sex.

O- Open

Yikes. For the first few months of your relationship, Nathan’s gonna be faking everything. Artificial enthusiasm, overkill on gestures, words that aren’t genuine. He’s had a lot of relationships where he liked the idea of someone more so than their actual personality, so he’s gotten use to lying his way through a relationship.

But, he does learn to trust you. He’ll ease up on acting how he thinks a boyfriend should act and actually begins to, well, be a boyfriend. He’ll let you know how he’s feeling, some ideas for Dethklok he’s working on, things like that. With more time, he’ll even come to you for advice and trust you with emotional baggage.

It’s a slow climb, but it’s a sure one, and having someone there for him just makes him feel so loved.

Q- Quizzes

He wants to be able to remember all the little things about how and then bring it up again later in a sweet way, like a gift or something. He really, really wants to. But he just can’t. He can’t memorize any of it for shit. Sometimes is brain will tell him that you said something he could turn into a romantic opportunity, but it won’t tell him what you said. He gets so mad at himself.

So, he starts using his notebook! Usually, he writes down potential song titles and lyrics. But now, right next to “old man dying in a river of blood and pus” he writes down things like “favorite flavor is strawberry”

D- Dirty Secret

Anytime he sees you get mad…oh man.

You yell, you start making violent gestures, you’re face gets twisted up in anger, even start spewing threats. Whether it’s directed at someone else or even him, he just goes fucking crazy for it. He feels really guilty too, he shouldn’t be having dirty thoughts while you’re in emotional distress. But he can’t help it, he loves when you snap and go apeshit. That’s why he can’t handle serious arguments with you, he’s spilt up between mad about the disagreement, upset that the two of you are fighting, incredibly fucking horny, and guilty that he’s horny.

If you happen to catch onto this, you should totally act aggravated and insult him a little bit while making out. He’s gonna love it.

G- Goofy

Nope! Not at all!

He just doesn’t think the bedroom is the place for jokes, it kills his mood. If you happen to make any, he’ll straight up ignore you….I don’t have much else to say. Just. Nope.

I- Intimacy

Most of the time, he’s gonna be rough and powerful and controlling of you. But he definitely sparks some very passionate moments when he wants to.

He does a google search first, so it’s all gonna be a smidge stereotypical; Romantic date beforehand, lots of flirting and affection, flowers, candles, and some sexy music. He takes his sweet time with the foreplay, making sure he focuses on all your most sensitive spots and getting you to make some gorgeous noises for him. The whole time, his ginormous body is gonna be pressing into yours, grunting and growling while he mutters about just how much much loves you and how perfect you are. He might start crying. Nathan never thought himself as the type to get emotional during sex, but he feels so safe with you, he can’t help it. He loves when you kiss away his tears, fighting through moans to tell him your own words of affection. It’s so picturesque and sensual.

X- X-ray

RIP your insides, mate, because they are getting mangled.

8.5 inches fully hard, girthy as hell, circumcised, head-to-base ratio doesn’t matter cause it’s still gonna destroy you, bends slightly upwards when erect, very veiny and slightly hairy. Goddamn. It’s a sight to see but also a pain to deal with. It…might take a while to get used to. He understands, this is not his first radio, and it’s the only reason Rebecca stayed with him.

W- Wild Card

Hmmm…

Nathan is a huge fan of massages. It’s the #1 way to turn him on before, and the #1 way to calm him down after. This guy is huge and he spends hours upon hours just headbanging, his shoulders and neck are constantly aching. He’ll lay on his stomach, you crawl onto his back and just work with his muscle while he groans. He’s willing to pay you back in anyway you want just to get your hands on him.

#dethklok #metalocalypse #polyklok is real #dethklok headcanon #metalocaypse headcanon #nathan explosion #request filled #metalocalypse x reader #metalocalypse nathan

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wanderlust-in-my-soul · 1 year ago

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On Repeat tag game

Tagged by @rocketturtle4 💜 Thank you very much! 🥰

The game: Put your Spotify On Repeat (if you don't know where to find it, just search for "on repeat" and voilà, there it is) playlist on shuffle and post the first 10 songs!

I really like the first ten songs on the list, but I am going to shuffle it... Some songs really surprised me, because I rarely listen to them... But here we go... What a nice activity for a sunday afternoon ☕ (And I hadn't any idea that this feature of a repeat list existed until now... I love it! Such a good mix for my ears!)

1. Be with you by Ateez

I love Ateez and especially their calmer songs. This is such a blessing for my ears. These boys are talented and not just Jongho with this incredible voice. I love San's voice. It has a vibe I really like! But I am a little bit surprised that this song made it to the list, I haven't listen to it in quite a while... ot mad though.

2. Hard by SHINee

I must admit, I haven't had SHINee on my radar until Hard. I don't know why... I new some songs, but it wasn't something special to me. And then came Hard 😅 I saw some live videos of them and fell hard...

3. Komet by Udo Lindenberg and Apache207

This is a collaboration I didn't see coming and never knew I needed! Apache207 is usually not my kind of music (Udo also not my regular music taste), but this song... damn I love it! I don't know why, but the beat is just so good and the lyrics are perfect! I could listen (and have) to this on repeat for hours. Just a feel good music especially when driving (doesn't matter what transportation). It is just a song while listening to it you want to look through a window and just think about your life or you want to turn up the volume and sing along!

4. Chemical by Post Malone

This song is on a playlist I listen to a lot lately... I didn't notice I listen to it that often. It is quite nice, but nothing I would search for activley to listen to. But a good song. I don't skip it, when it is on.

5. Cardigan by Tayler Swift

Another song I wouldn't think it would come up here 😅 I never was a Swifty, but lately I catch myself listening to her songs and sing along and liking her stuff. And whenever this song comes up, I do play it a second time. It has such a flow that my brain wants to listen to it longer. And it is such a song for autumn... I mean... it just has a autumn vibe... I see rain and darkness and a blanket on a couch when I listen to this song.

6. Older by Sasha Alex Sloan

You know these songs you listen to, but you have no clue how you ended up with it on your playlist? This is one of those songs for me. Guess I was very emotional when I put it on one of my playlists... This song just hits differently... the lyrics are chef's kiss and feel like they've been carved out of my own brain... Damn, my music is kind of an emotional dumbster fire rigt now... just as my emotions are 💃

7. In The Stars by Benson Boone

Yeah... speaking o about emotions... I have some days of thinking about life and stuff behind me... I love this song, especially when he sings together with the choir. Sometimes I just need music, that I can relate to. I love K-Pop, but it is nice to just understand what you are listen to without the need of a translation and just to feel the lyrics.

8. Still Fighting by LUCY

I love LUCY. Their songs are always a blast for my ears and my brain. It is one of the bands I wish I could see live. They have such a great stage perfomance and energy. And there is so much power in the voice! I can get lost in it and the melody and everything...

9. Halley's Comet by Oneus

I am a huge Oneus fan. They have a specialty for building up their chorus and bridge. Their songs just give me eargasms and I am addicted to them! I have to close my eyes and feel their music with my whole body. This might be a little it strange when I am outside but at some age you just don't care anymore what people think about you 😅

10. Bite Me by Enhypen

This song had me with the very first second. The beginning of it is just so good! There are parts of the song I don't like that much, but overall this is a really good song. And yes, I sing along even though I have no clue what I am singing and yes, it sounds awful! My collegues at work would confirm this...

Well, these are my 10 shuffle-songs from my On Repeat playlist. I just listen to it now and give myself to the strange mix of "What was I made for" and "Ring Ding Dong"...

I have absolutely no clue who has done this one already, because I am always late to these games, but I tag you nevertheless hehehe... Just ignore me, if you don't want to or you already have done this one @pose4photoml @leonpob @nieves-de-sugui @youdontloveme-yet @bl-bam-beyond @i-got-the-feels

#tag game #music game #spotify #I love music #thank you for the tag!!!! 🧡

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fireflyhwufanficwriter · 1 year ago

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My thoughts on Dr. Stone’s S03E01 (“New World Map”)

(Safe to read for anime-only folks.)

My thoughts after watching Season Three, Episode One:

01. The first two lines we ever hear in this season, THIS season, is Senku saying, "This scenery takes me back. I'm absolutely bawling" while he and the others are flying to Ishigami Village. Which I'm SURE is a direct reference to when he stood over Byakuya's grave, said "this takes me back," and cried the very first tear we've ever seen Senku shed... at his father's, Ishigami Byakuya's, grave :') Very, very well-done already, and it's only been two lines so far! :O

02. Chrome is NOT willing to let Ryusui have his village, haha! XD

03. I know Senku was looking to the side probably because he rope helped him navigate the balloon downwards, and stuff... but Chrome tossed the rope to Kohaku, so he should be looking somewhere in her direction, and I'm gonna choose to believe he was looking right at her! :D

04. The production quality in this first scene is top-notch! And of course we're getting a short clips show :) It's pretty cool to see what Ryusui was doing right before he was petrified! :O

05. The kids and adults are so excited to see Senku! :) He even has a hand on a little girl's head, and he's smiling; aww! :D And another little girl asked him to play, AND he said agreed! That is so sweet! :) I HAVE to remember this for my fanfic! :D

06. Apparently, "Come. We'll show you around Ishigami Village," is Kohaku code for, "Come, I'm going to give you a walking tour of why Senku's so awesome" XD

07. He has a globe in his laboratory... that's a nice detail! Something else I can use in my fanfic! :)

08. Ryusui teleported from the laboratory to the shed of science XD

09. What's Ginro holding in his right hand? Is it a tool for smoothing the wood? :O

10. A ship building team and an oil searching team, both working towards the goal of sailing and finding out the truth behind the petrification! :)

11. I must say, I'm not feeling the opening song of Dr. Stone: New World. It's too fast for me, and it doesn't help that I don't know the English translation of the lyrics yet, so it doesn't have any personal meaning for me, although of course I like seeing my favorite characters, and certain new characters that will be introduced later on in the season :) ...Well, except that big hat guy. I know his name, but I don't like him... -_-

12. The second-to-the-last shot of the OP is really nice. At the end of the previous seasons' three OPs, Senku was always, always alone. But in this season's OP, he's with so many people - Suika, Kohaku, Ukyo, Kinro, Ginro, Gen, Nikki, Ryusui, Francois, Kaseki, Yuzuriha, Chrome, Yo, and Taiju. He really, truly isn't alone anymore - he has friends by his side :)

13. Ah, the title of the first episode of Season Three... New World Map! :) And the title is on paper now! :D

14. It is so cool that they have enough metal now that they can use some of it on things that aren't vital to their scientific goals, but are just little things that make life a bit better, like those metal food covers! :)

15. Ryusui... what you're imagining ain't what you're getting... XD

16. Grilled fish, grilled fish soup, grilled fish salad, grilled fish desert, grilled fish... something XD Small fishes inside big fishes! :O

17. Small detail, but I like that Senku addresses Jasper and Turquoise by name :) I suppose it's too bad that they... WEREN'T attacked? XD

18. Ryusui is SO determined to find food! XD Poor guy... And Senku's being quite encouraging! :D

19. Kohaku! ^_^ Kohaku's flying!! Yay! :D She's so happy and thrilled! AND prepared; she has her sword and new shield on her even though she's hanging from a hot-air balloon! :O

20. Senku casually said she should stop freaking out like a child, but he looks pleased AND he called her "lioness!" Ah, it's been WAY too long... :) Kohaku noticed, too! :D

21. Finally, a shot with just Senku and Kohaku! They're talking about the possibility of finding oil :)

22. I wonder why that forest stood out to Kohaku? She's seen a lot of forests, and even on the hot-air balloon, she would have seen bunch of trees already. Maybe cedar is rare for the villagers? Or maybe something about how the trees looked made her think they were noteworthy or useful? :O

23. High-quality animation AND new graphics - they're really showing what they've got in this first episode! :D

24. First, Kohaku and Chrome worked as a team to find the cedar forest, and then Ryusui and Ukyo worked as a team to find that feral goat herd. And the way he showed genuine respect and care to that goat was so Ukyo :)

25. But... are they supposed to let the blood out in the water like that? I thought you weren't supposed to do that because the bacteria would go into the water and negatively affect the fish there... or maybe that's just for guts and innards and stuff, but not blood? Or maybe that's just when it comes to fish? Don't know... :O

26. Sigh, Senku writing and Kohaku pointing, with Chrome and Ukyo and Ryusui, making a map of the new world together... :) It's so nice to see this in detail and color! :D

27. The villagers were impressed by the map! :) Although, Ryusui, you could have been more tactful; I'm sure the villagers would have also liked more variety in their diet... -_-

28. This is the second time we've seen that particular elderly woman show her relief that nobody will starve to death anymore... poor woman... :( And something I hadn't considered was that anime lends room for empathy when it comes to voices. Turquoise said pretty much the same thing to the world woman, but it seemed more dismissive/annoyed to me in the manga and more empathetic in the anime :)

29. Ah, so the village was a lot bigger before Kohaku was born, but a lack of food one year meant a lot of people died, including Turquoise's family... :(

30. Uh, this "plants enslaving humanity" angle is new to me... XD

31. Oh, Kohaku might not know about currency yet, haha! Oooh, she found golden foxtail... or wheat! :D

32. They're going to their own food, by themselves! :)

33. Slash, slash, slash, goes Kohaku on the golden foxtail, just like she did on the green foxtail! :D

34. I love how Kohaku's hopping easily with at eight bundles of wheat, Chrome is carrying two with one arm, and Senku is using both his arms but is still struggling and walking slower than Chrome with just one bundle XD

35. I really like that they included Kohaku's special attack move question AND animated it a bit! :D

36. Kohaku seriously just loves to, like, all-out brag about Senku and/or science XD She did it in Season One with Kokuyou; in Season Two with Hyoga; and this season with Ryusui earlier AND with Nikki, Yuzuriha, Magma, Taiju, Gen, and Ginro now XD

37. Awesome detail that Yo's farm sign has writing and Magma's farm sign has a sketch of his face :D And even though they're rivals, they seem to be pals too, taking breaks in the afternoon and resting at night together like that :)

38. Yuzuriha has insight into why Taiju is the way he is; Taiju talked about his past... :) And I really like that Gen had his head bowed in honor of Taiju's words :) Also, about the petrification... uh... um... what about the- wait, actually, note to self: talk about this thing in the future when it won't be as spoilery XD

39. Taiju's farm looks so green and plentiful, and Yo and Magma's farms... have a few sprouts? XD Very cool that Taiju remembered what Senku said about seashells all the way from the first part of Season One :D

40. Senku looks proud and happy that Taiju remembered his words, and Magma and Yo look proud and happy that their farms prospered after they did what Taiju did! :)

41. And even though the latter two aren't thrilled about it, they're still in the crowd that gives Taiju the straw hat of the farming/food king! :D I like that Taiju bent his head so that Yuzuriha could put it on him, like he really was being crowned :)

42. Even Senku acknowledged Taiju as the food king! :D

43. Whoa, a couple of seasons passed and the wheat ripened, just like that! :O

44. Also not feeling this ending song, although I do appreciate that there are some English lines. Are the circle thingies related to chemistry, and elements and protons and electrons and stuff? And maybe I'll like it more if I understand the lyrics; I should look them up! :)

45. Sigh, I dislike the lack of Kohaku in the ED, but I do understand, the five wise generals and all that :D

46. Ooh, they have an brick baking oven now! :) Senku's clearly unprofessionally baked bread looks like... that... but Kohaku genuinely likes that it's like a rock and has a fun, crumbly texture :D (Or... stone? Haha! XD) And Chrome and Turquoise and the elderly man who believed in Senku in Season Two like the burnt bread as well! :)

47. Ah, so Ukyo learned that about food in the Self-Defense Force survival exercises... :O And Yo, you do NOT need to be jealous... XD

48. Senku and Ryusui are united in their resolve: They MUST revive a professional chef! :D

49. So ends the first episode about Dr. Stone's Age of Discovery! :) A triumphant arrival in Ishigami Village; reuniting with Kohaku and other old friends; making a new world map; looking for resources; the rediscovery of agriculture; the crowning of the kingdom of science's food king; a bread baking experiment that was very successful for some but not successful at all for others... and a new goal for the latest required skill set for the kingdom of science! :D

50. I'm so glad that I'm finally watching Season Three - my own goal is to finish watching all the available episodes before the second part of the season starts airing in October 2023! :)

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ehnrat · 1 year ago

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ALRIT CAMPER IT'S UR TURN. TELL ME WHY U NAMED UR CHARACTERS THE WAY U DID U STUPUD BITCH.

NOT MY OWN HUBRIS COMING BACK AGAINST ME YOU DUMB BITCH, BRO I DON'T EVEN HAVE OCS😦

[kills u] so— some of them did not have much thought behind them other than being regular names or they just sounded like it would fit, but I will include the ones that do

Raine/Bunie/Beau: Bunie came first and he was a dream oc who was a slasher that wore a rabbit mascot head and I'm so creative so instead of Bunny, it's Bunie and I ran with it. I feel like my process for Raine was that I liked that name and thought it was androgynous/fluid for a neutral name. Beau came last because I wanted another 'B' name for Bunie when they name themselves and I always thought the name Beau was cool and my fav animal crossing character is named Beau. Later I realized how Raine and Beau connected and I lost my mind even more. Fun Fact, Bunie was almost gonna be named Wolper

Adori Phoebus: No thought behind this besides "hrm this rolls off the tongue nice". Phoebus was because I wanted a Greek surname.

Mika Enzoi: I thought that name Mika was cute and chipper sounding and Mika is a cute and chipper guy !! It made me happy to call him that.

Loki (Locurious): A mischievous catboy need I say more >:3c Locurious is his old name that he ditched when he left the circus and I think it was a play on "curious" (his overall nature on 'teehee what if i did this') and "mercurius" (the god Mercury and being quick, nimble, and a bit of a trickster which Loki tends to be with his cat reflexes, abilities to float a lil, and his self given title of "Trickster Villain for Fun")

Julian Malachi-Florence Nightingale the Third: Would you believe me if I said this was impromptu when I was thinking of making a fancy-like long ass name for a fancy mage idea ? Julian was created to be Omir’s bane and I’m like “what’s an obnoxiously long name I can give to this person…?”

Omir Lyrria: I already had a fondness of the name Omir and Lyrria is a play on the word “lyric” since Omir was musically characterized when I created his design

Dolión: So he was created as the mortal husk of my oc Dendé for this Kingdom Au me and my friend were indulging in, and after a lot of rotting, the husk seemed like his own person far removed from Dendé and so I was like “he would definitely call himself a different name to further removing himself from Dendé that he hates so much.” At first I was playing around with like reversing the name Dendé but I felt like the husk also fitted a D name, so I went searching and came across Dolión and it looked really nice. THEN I looked into the name some more and found out it was GREEK and meant something along the lines of being deceitful and I’m looking at my friend like “DENDÉ IS LITERALLY GREEK AND THE MEANING FITS THEM BOTH PERFECTLY.”

Clam Mari: He is a merperson and this though the name is similar to the play on words ‘calamari’, the initial thought process was like “Imma name them Clam. Oh, I should give them a last name too. Clams are like marine creatures, let’s go with Mari.” (I felt like Marine would be too on the nose so I shortened it). I didn’t notice until after someone pointed it out when I showed it to them that it was like calamari.

YoYo / Nayu: They, like a lot of characters I have around, are actually a play on words of my own name. My name is not common and never see it, and there was a point in time I had to play a game as a child where we had to say something positive about ourselves or something using the first letter or our names and my tiny ass could NOT think of anything other than nice or something negative. I also then realized I didn’t hear many names like mine with the letter N so I always tried to create names with the letter N or similarly like with the letter O too, or whatever sounded nice and uncommon. Some others with the similar naming convention include Nikk, Remi, Mo, Kinn, Naiya, Nalia, and Necea (maybe more but these are what I can think of atm)

Zavannah “Zavi” Ohm: It started out with Zavi because I like how the ‘Z’ felt to say. Zavannah came after because I thought Zavi could be like a nickname she goes by, it’s also a play on the name ‘Savannah’ which I took a liking to bc of a Hamtaro amv I saw on a hamtaro fansite. Originally, she never had electric powers, she was just a kickboxer/Sikaran fighter, but then I gave her electric abilities and gave her the last name Ohm.

Lambertghini “Lambert”: He’s a goat….. Lamb…… Lambert….. “hey I’m here in my garaaaaaaage just bought this uh new Lamborghini here.mwv”…….. Lambertghini..

BONUS

Toddmaus “Todd”: Todd sounds like a cute name for a lil mouse ! Todd was already taken in the game so I’ll add ‘maus’ at the end (I was studying German at the time) ! Toddmaus ! Your best friend, Todd !!!!!!!! 🫵

#asks #buttlerina #ehn txt #I’m hopefully not missing any

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bobo4ifnt · 14 days ago

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Nothing's over - INFINITE

Lyrics Translation in Englsih subtitles

[ ] = Interpret's own adding for more accurate (which actually means more close to interpret's point of view of the the lyric writer's intention) and smooth interpretation

or could be the second word there to be a support to the context

( ) = less confident about them than [ ]

Many of these sentences have no subject. I tried to exclude the subjects as much as i can in translation. (so.. it might be little awkward to read..)

<verse>

니가 멀어진다

You're getting farther away

멀리 점이 된다

Far in distance, like a dot

발을 떼지 못해

Couldn't get my step off (the ground),

마음만 뒤쫓아 따라 간다* **

only my mind follows[chases] after

*뒤쫓아 = 뒤 + 쫓다 = behind + chase

따라 간다 = 따르다 + 간다 = follow + go

**너 = you <- only appears in the first line so i did the same even though this makes the sentences little weird.

Writer deliberately omitted subject and onject often, and this (and also the L's vocal) gives the lyrics the flavor of the complex combination which is serene (little indifferent) mask with the glitters of deep sorrow.

나는 아직인데

I'm still not yet,

*This is a very vague statement(?).

The words with actual meanings in this line is only <나, 아직> which is <me, yet-still>.

So at this point of song, it could be indicating many things all at once. It's quite up to us.

1. He didn't followed her so he's still not there (near her) yet

2. His heart is still hers (he isn't able to be over at her) and he knows it very well

3. Just a pretext(?) for the following line

It's vague so you can imagine all these once when you hear the song and i assume it was the intention.(which is very nice)

변명도 못했는데

couldn't [even?] made an explanation [yet]

한 발 물러서서 Goodbye (Goodbye)

With taking one step back ,Goodbye

(Goodbye)

아주 잠시만 난 Goodbye (Goodbye)

For just a little moment, I, Goodbye

(Goodbye)

Nothing's over (Nothing's over)

Nothing's over

주문을 외워 내게**

Spell myself

**주문을 외워 => 주문(을) + 외우다

= spell (itself, noun) + recite

외워 has the imperative form of verb.

In this line, he is in the middle of self-suggestion.

But it's not really normal at all to say 주문을 외워 in this kind of situations in real life.

(주문을 외우다 has kind of fantasy, fairytale flavor so it has quite a distance to be called as everday life word.)

This gives the line a new flavor, which is the impression of person who sings is quite young and pure.

딴 놈 만나면 안돼*

Don't start anything with other guy

(=Don't start seeing any other guy)

*Instead of "don't", "you can't" can replace the line too but i thought that has a little much strong flavor for the original line.

Also, like i said above in the "Spell myself" line, this song has young and pure energy all over it, so..

벌써 그러면 안돼**

Not this soon, don't do that

**There's no "please" anywhere here but the harmony makes you feel the urge to add that word.

This song is not a song with hard and only demanding at all. But it's quite hard to translate that flavor. (and i think i failed..)

아직은 끝난게 아니야 (끝난게 아니야)

Not yet, it's [still] not over

(it's not over)

널 보낸 적 없어

I have never sent you go

<rap>

I think about you all day long

잠시뿐인 어둠속에서 조차 널 찾아 헤메여*

Even in this brief darkness,

I cast around for you,

*찾아 헤매다 = 찾다 + 헤메다

= searching + being lost, wandering

다칠뿐인 감정속에서*

in the emotions that are meant to cause pain,

날 찾아와 감싸안던 따뜻한 너의 멜로디*

(that was,) coming to see me with a hug, your warm melody

*찾아와 = 찾다 + 오다 = find + come

I hear that never forget you (아니야)

(no)

I'll find my baby

Nothing's over (Nothing's over)

Nothing's over

주문을 외워 내게**

Spell myself

**주문을 외워 => 주문(을) + 외우다

= spell (itself, noun) + recite

외워 has the imperative form of verb.

In this line, he is in the middle of self-suggestion.

But it's not really normal at all to say 주문을 외워 in this kind of situations in real life.

(주문을 외우다 has kind of fantasy, fairytale flavor so it has quite a distance to be called as everday life word.)

This gives the line a new flavor, which is the impression of person who sings is quite young and pure.

딴 놈 만나면 안돼

Don't start anything with other guy

벌써 그러면 안돼

Not this soon, don't do that

아직은 끝난게 아니야 (끝난게 아니야)

Not yet, it's [still] not over

(it's not over)

널 보낸 적 없어

I have never sent you go

<rap>

우리 처음 봤던 날 / 너무나 떨렸던 나*

The day we first met,

too shaky I was,

*떨렸던 -> 떨리다 and this is "shake" when you translate this directly(?) but it actually means all kinds of emotions that human can have when their body (parts) and mind etc are being shaken.

니가 내게 했던 말 / 바보처럼 믿은 나

[and] like a fool, believed the words you said to me

니 생각에 잠 못 이루던 다 미루던 날 안아줘

Hold me, who couldn't sleep, couldn't get anything done, thinking about you,

이미 멀어져버려도 날 안아줘

Hold me, even if you're already far away

헤어질 수도 있어

Yes, we can be seperated

그래 그럴 �� 있어

Yes, that can be happened

하지만 이렇겐 아니야 (이렇겐 아니야)

But, not like this, no

(not like this)

난 끝낼 수 없어*

I can't end [us]

*there's no actual object in this sentence

딴 놈 만나면 안돼

Don't start anything with other guy

벌써 그러면 안돼

Not this soon, don't do that

아직은 끝난게 아니야 (끝난게 아니야)

Not yet, it's [still] not over

(it's not over)

나에겐 너뿐야

To me, there's only you

#infinite #kpop #lyrics #kpop lyrics

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It’s been a hot minute since I listened to this but it reminded me of Misery Business. Also the New Romantics are the New Revengers

Better Than Revenge- Track 10

Speak Now Deluxe Edition was released on 10/25/2010 1 hr 31 min

Does that make this album 3.5? Baha “people genuinely living in the moment and seemingly truly carefree for 3.5 hours” 3.5-1.31 = 1:59 minutes 1/14.. DG Birthday

-this album starts with Mine (track 1) and ends with Mine- POP Mix (track 20)—>”its supposed to be fun, turning 21” -> ATW.

*with it starting and ending with Mine its like bookends. And there were Fearless bookends on her merch site. I truly believe every word she has written/sang have been displayed in some way shape or form that are there to find to eventually connect. Nothing is just done, it’s done with a purpose.

P o p

16 15 16 =20–> “have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?”-> lover-7th album, 7th track on SPDE is The Story of Us… which makes GA and TS release of Us make sense to the story line.

“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did..” have we been in time out this whole time.

“So we've been outnumbered. Raided and now cornered” -> Change

Time Out= TO=2015

*May 17, 2015 the Bad Blood Music Video ft Kendrick Lamar was released at the start of the Billboard Music Awards. -> which ties in nicely to the fact that the Billboard Summit is on 11/14/2024 this year after a 4 year break..

The music video was filmed in LA April 12, 2015.. 412 is the area code for Pittsburgh. The 412 area code was one of the first area codes created in 1947, and it initially covered the entire southwestern corner of Pennsylvania. It was split by area code 724, and in 2001, area code 878 was overlaid on both 412 and 724

*in 2015 TS performed “I Saw Her Standing There” and “Shake It Off” with Paul McCartney at the SNL 40th anniversary after-party. (Was this also on piano at the same party DG was at and wrote about in his book?)

*June 2015 was when she was with Calvin Harris, they ended their relationship in June of 2016.

“She came along, got him alone, and let”s hear the applause”

*applause is one of the opening songs on tour

*”crowd goes wild at her finger tips”

“She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum”

*in the green room of the lover house she is playing the drums

“She’s not a saint and she’s not what you think”

*Guilty As Sin.

*”Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman”->thanK you aIMee

*”Leo in Saint-Tropez” -> The Man (the town attracted the international “jet set” in the 1960s)-> “my baby’s fly like a jet stream” ->call it what you want

*”just twin fire signs, four blue eyes so you were never a saint and I’ve loved in shades of wrong”- State Of Grace -> “like I lost my twin”-Down Bad & ->the loving in shades of wrong would connect to the song Red. But also does that mean that it was “red” to everyone else and that she wasn’t allowed to love the other person?

“Stealing other people’s toys on the playground”

*”In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else’s playground” -> Glitch

“She looks at like like it’s a party”

*”I’m so depressed I act like its my birthday everyday” -> ICDIWABH

“And she thinks I’m a psycho”

*“Tell your friends I’m crazy that’s fine you won’t mind if I say, by the way” (I HATE THIS LYRICAL CHANGE.) -> PTB

“She’s better known for the things she does on the mattress”

*Slut!

*”my bedsheets are ablaze I’ve screamed his name” -> GAS

“Sophistication isn’t what you wear, or who you know or pushing people down to get where you wanna go”

*”when I picture my hometown there’s a bronze spray-tanned statue of you and a plaque underneath it that threatens to push me down the stairs.” -> TYA

“I’m just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey”

*”angels roll their eyes” -> Ms Americana and The Heartbreak Prince

“You might have him, but I’ll always get the last word”

*”I don’t start it but I can tell you how it ends”-> Vigilante Shit

“She took him faster than you can say sabotage”

*a synonym of sabotage is: Undermine… and also an adverb of under is down. So down bad and mine are connected that. Also over/under.

*Undermine was a song played on season one of Nashville and wouldn’t you know they were singing in the back of a truck. And holy shit wait a hot minute.. was Juliette’s character inspired by a young tswizzle? the episode was titled “Eyes Like a telescope” and they were in the back of a Chevy truck..

She sang Better Than Revenge on 11/12/2023 on the ET. Wanna know a mirrored date of that? 12/11/2020 Evermore was born that day.

With Speak Now being 14 songs

And Speak Now Deluxe Edition being 20 songs

That equals 2014 which is the year 1989/1989 Deluxe Edition came out 10/27/2014 (17)

Which is also in 2 days.

1989 has colors of blue and reds mentioned together those create purple. But with red being in 1989 does mean that the album “Red” bled onto the pages of 1989? She couldn’t stop the bleeding?

Are Speak Now and 1989 also sisters? Because 3+5=8 and thats karma, and infinity.

3+5+4= 12…

Holy shit… 8/12 is someone’s karma?

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What if I’m correct? What if I have the fundamental correct, and what’s happening is I//I of some kind, probably unlabeled, is the search function inherent in D-structure, meaning the sweep of what becomes a Boundary, like a point rotating, like an n-gon tracing, reducing in my mind to a Hexagon, then spinning out either 1 then 2 or 2 at once, because that first alternation can be squeezed to that 2 by occurring in both orientations, in the I//I of orientation within the D-structure. So that’s an example of a fan(o,s) too, phrased as Alternation of the Pathways in which a pair identifies as Not to the Is of the remaining 4, which means at the predicate level where we invoke all the HC methods.

I just remembered an incident from my childhood. I can’t remember what grade it was. We had a student teacher or something like that. There are so many memories from that time: I can’t sort them super fast like someone with a true eidetic memory. I try to not remember things.

Anyway, I wrote a story for this teacher about the colonial attack on Trenton. I wrote a really nice scene of the beforehand, meaning a lot of setup, which is what I always like about play, the getting ready. I liked that kind of work. The same way I like kitchen prep and doing laundry or vacuuming: each of those is a form of getting ready. What is that form? I think of it as a gs prime which repeats in different guises so it becomes a trait. I keep thinking that trait tilts female because inherent to the + image, the versions of you and of me which generate deeper understanding of the HC, is the identification of us as enacting the basic entanglement of states which appear at a higher level than how we perceive quantum states. That is, a photon is already light, already carries information in this universe, and is exactly that

Oh come on, this can’t be. I haven’t typed that in a while but it’s clear as a bell: we’re saying that matter itself speaks, that the gravitational field is another example of informational exchange potential across distance, and that we are looking at localized examples of that in which the mass portion generates a great deal of disturbance with a specific signal which then interacts with another which has been waiting, exactly like any number of plot lines used, from the Trojan horse embodying literal men inside an idea to War of the Worlds and the conspiracies about Jews. Or in the other direction, that Jesus was implanted here, and thus had to be implanted in a womb because he had to be the egg, not the chicken, had to be born as a human, thus inspiring so much of Western philosophy to look into those conceptions, which is exactly what Jesus told me when I was a kid. He told me I’d remember these things later on when it was appropriate, as he put it, not when it was needed but when it was time.

That time, by the way, would be the ordinality of the scalar. That’s a cool lyric. That is, let’s say you are on a boat paddling downstream past onlookers, past bridges, past herons, so each of those is a point, and behind that point of this bird, this house, this spot which you cross now and now and now, is all the gs which you literally can’t see because you can paddle around the island and can verify that it is indeed an island, because you can see that it’s a mallard not a wood duck, because you can distinguish this from that. Let’s say it’s dark and you can’t see the banks, just the inky blackness, and you can only construct the trip with internal landmarks, like when you got really afraid or when you thought you saw something. That’s an nSquare. The former was counting grid squares because each of those values is the Bip of a grid square. That house is a literal construction, same as that bird, and that means it is the Bip, and we already described how sK ordinality across the counting field unifies the grid squares layers at the Bip. The Bip passes Pathways through layers, injecting into a gs what has collected so that squirts out the other side.

That is fundamental seeding, pregnancy, etc. I had an Achilles moment pop in when I reached the words after inky blackness. Achilles is an entanglement story in which the human is immortal, meaning an impossibility which can only exist because the Gods made it happen. I always need to say: the story about his heel was invented later to explain why the immortal was no longer around. Ties up the loose End so the story appears logical within the finite mortal world. And the entanglement is basic: it’s literally an understanding that mortality has meaning because when you’re immortal that’s equivalent to counting up to some n when n doesn’t care because it’s always counting up to some n. You’re no special n, just an n.

This means that in their further past, which means existing at that time in less developed parts of the world, were versions in which mortality’s relationship with the unknown was even more basic, to where it could not be rendered other than in cave paintings of life, of handprints, of animals perhaps hunted or kept. Where it shifts forms of articulation all the way back to sharing a fire. The point about a fire is not that it keeps you warm, but that it makes you visible. This means you will attract predators, including members of your own species, which means you either are really safe where you are or really need warmth or you have perhaps banded together, as family or families, which becomes gatherings of the various peoples at the specific times of year when karma puts them all together, like when the signs align, whether that’s through the sun and stars or because of an event. All of these familiar concepts can now be described using the logic of the HC.

That means we are tying creation together.

Here’s an example. One could argue we have been advancing toward a shared understanding of how to describe war. Until now, we could say genocide was an attempt to wipe out a people, whether by direct force or by taking away their culture, like by suppressing their language. The latter is cultural genocide. But now, the Palestinians claim that Israel responding to Palestinian attacks on Israel is genocide, changing the meaning of the word so it means ‘attacking Hamas eliminate to eliminate the culture of resistance is genocide because that is our culture so therefore you are committing cultural genocide by defending yourself against us’. And much of the world buys this, if not outright then implicitly because they go along with a side that thinks this way because they are biased against Jews and they are not capable of seeing themselves. They may be adept at seeing the faults of others, but they’re not good at seeing their own.

How else is it genocide? There has to be a connection for people to mouth the words. It can be as simple as the appeal of rhyming sea to free: that attracts the same level of deep thought as drink-fueled chants at football games.

So for example in a fantasy world, interactions can achieve local perfection because they’re facile constructs. This gets to the whole way to turn negative imagery: enacting violence against others requires identifying them externally first, internally second. That translates into the male conception of team, of fighting for a common cause, of brotherhood, etc. That’s really more your thing.

I had to stand up for a moment after that because I think I started above with the question what if I’m correct. The idea is to find a True path, one that oh for crying out loud, that’s the HC imagery again, right at the surface when the t in true is T. Which to me is Dru to True.

Had to get up and walk around again after that one. Each one of these feels like rooms, like xyR, have opened up and said come on in, we’ve been waiting for you.

So when matter speaks, it speaks through the capabilities it has and which develop. This fulfills one of my oldest clear conceptions of how choice operates: you’re looking for a stone in a clear stream filled with stones. You want the one that’s valuable. That value is defined non-locally. The attributes appear locally, if they exist locally, if you can find them. This is one reason why the conception of colonialism as a particularly evil form of oppression is absurd: it’s the same kind of extraction of use from resources as any other. As in, if you want America to be talking about its race problem in 100 years, then you must work to maintain it as a problem, because then it is your culture that exists as problem and you define yourselves like the Palestinians as having a culture of resistance so it’s genocide to destroy it.

That realization distracted me.

So we exist as stable Bip states on the ordinal edge, which thus inserts a Boundary in front of us, which we can stretch and poke at but can never penetrate because it’s the cardinal-ordinal, the co in co-existence and co-operation because that links the HG’s, links the 2:1:2 of 1-0Segment to End to 1-0Segment, so we can say that 1 is 2 and 0 is 1. I’m trying to see where that goes next.

There’s nothing new in generating the orthogonal 2Square. Construction of nSquares is easy beyond that, and this follows the same generating pattern as anything else, like primes as roots for any number of constructions, like H/D, like fCM.

I’m running out of energy this 12 Nov 2023. It’s not almost 9AM and I’ve been working since about 6AM. The HC. All of this coming together of material came from the implicit assertion that the gender identification at the core is correct.

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To Shape a Home (15)

Winter- Chapter 15

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Bakugo x Reader

Warnings: None

WC: 4.2k

a/n: HERE WE ARE! NOW YOU GET SOME ANSWERS! Ok so a few notes. One: this entire conversation is heavily based on a conversation I have had with my husband (I'm not gonna tell you which one I was in it though lol)

Two: the featured song is This Feeling by Alabama Shakes. Gorgeous song, as always I recommend listening to it while reading it. It's a good "making up" song. Also matches Katsu's inner monologue shdbj.

It’s bright.

That’s Katsuki’s first thought when he awakens in his bed the next morning. He’s tucked in, the blankets under his chin are soft as he stretches his limbs. When he opens his eyes and is met with the onslaught of morning sun and chirping birds, his head aches.

There’s a pounding, like a woodpecker knocking against a nerve in his mind that beats and beats and beats until he can longer take it. He sits up with a groan, gazing around the well lit room. It’s spinning and Katsuki feels nauseous as he tries to steady himself.

This is a hangover.

It’s been a while since he felt this way, and because this is the first time he’s been hungover in a while, it knocks the wind out of him.

What happened last night?

When he's finally able to piece together what is happening, he immediately panics. He looks at the other side of the bed, searching for you. There’s no sign of you having laid in bed, the empty spot next to him absent of warmth. Katsuki has a quick flash of the first night he went to bed without Camie and he winces and pushes it away.

In one swift movement, he’s pulling the blankets off of him and rushing to his bedroom door. He’s shirtless, the wound on his arm pulsing with pain under the bandage. He has on a pair of thick red flannel pajama pants that he’s sure he wasn’t wearing yesterday.

Katsuki bounds down the stairs, his home is clean, nothing looks out of place. There are a few scrapes on the wood floors, a few vases he had on a shelf in the living room are missing, but other than that the house is tidy and in order.

There’s music playing, a soulful slow rocking beat drifting from the kitchen as the smell of something frying in grease wafts into Katuski’s nose. As he gets closer the song gets louder, the smell of food gets stronger, and he can hear humming and the sizzle of something cooking. Katsuki takes a deep breath as he turns the corner to the kitchen and bears witness to a lovely sight.

It’s you, hair dripping with one of his plaid shirts draped over your body. It falls to your knees, buttoned sloppily over the pair of simple light blue underwear you wear. Only a few buttons are fastened and one sleeve of the shirt hangs off of your shoulder. The exposed skin, your shoulder, a peek of your stomach, and your cleavage all looks soft.

You’re humming along to the soulful song that, surprisingly, Katsuki recognizes. You’re rocking your hips slowly as you gently push the bacon around in the pan. You hum and mouth the words to the song while you cook, completely unaware of his presence.

Fuck, you look good, the sun spilling through the window illuminates you like an angel. A dusting of snow outside reflects the sun and makes you look even brighter. The pounding in his head is agitated more by the brightness but he doesn’t care if it means he gets to look at you.

See, I've been having me a real hard time

But it feels so nice to know I'm gonna be alright

The lyrics you're singing catch him off guard. Iseverything going to be alright? Katsuki clears his throat to get your attention. You stop singing but you don’t turn to look at him and he’s a bit nervous.

“Eat,” you command, pointing to a plate Katsuki just noticed was on the tiny table in his kitchen. The plate is full of fried eggs, bacon–cooked just the way he likes it, fuck, you were made for him– and toast all swimming in grease.

Katsuki obeys, pulling the chair out and scraping it across the linoleum as he sits and mutters, “Thanks.”

You shuffle over and place a mug of coffee down in front of him. He wrinkles his nose, pushing it away.

“No thanks.”

“I didn’t offer. You get drunk and hungover, you drink the coffee. Those are the rules. Now, drink .”

Your expression doesn’t change from the calm nonchalance you’ve been sporting all morning but the bite and command in your tone shuts down all thoughts of refusal. He drinks as he watches you remove the last of the bacon from the pan, shut off the stove, and grab your own mug of coffee.

You sit down across from him at the table, sipping your coffee. You’ve turned off the music so it's silent now. Nothing but the birds chirping outside and the scrapes of Katsuki’s fork on his plate as he continues eating the breakfast you cooked–which is fucking delicious by the way.

It’s too quiet for too long as you sit and watch him eat. You take occasional sips of your coffee, blinking slowly as you watch him. Again you don’t look angry, in fact you’re watching him with a small content smile on your face and Katsuki thinks that maybe everything will be alright, despite the circumstances.

“Where’d you get booze, Katsuki?”

Or maybe not.

For some reason he can’t look at you, fear and shame pulling his eyes to the floor like gravity. He’s quiet, he feels the heaviness of guilt in his chest and it almost makes it hard to breathe. He growls to himself. A year and a half of sobriety, down the toilet.

“Katsuki.”

He sighs. “There was one pack in the cellar. Emergency stash, just in case.”

“There any left?”

No answer. You don’t make any noise or move, you just stare and it scares him. Will you leave now ?

“Keys to the cellar?” You ask.

He nods his head to a hook behind you.

“Ok.”

The eerie awkward silence fills the room again, up to the brim so much it feels like Katsuki may drown in it. Your eyes never leave him except to occasionally glance out the window at the fat snowflakes accumulating on the sill while you sip on your coffee. What are you thinking? Are you pissed with him? You should be. He’s pissed with himself.

“So you gonna tell me what happened?” You ask, taking a sip and breaking the silence.

He doesn’t wanna talk about it. Can't he just enjoy this morning with you? It’s the first in a week that you two have shared a morning. He missed you. He missed your face, missed the way you’d stand and speak to the girls as he took care of their stalls and filled the troughs. And then it hits him. It’s morning he hasn’t fed the girls. He scoots back in his seat.

“The girls—“

“Fed with new water and hay. They’re in the barn and fine,” you interrupt taking another nonchalant sip. When you gaze at him again you give him a tiny smirk.

“You were right. Sweet Mama is a stubborn girl. But we had girl bonding time and we’re great friends now. She’s doing fine by the way. She’s off her leg and lying and relaxing in her stall,” you reassure him.

“Heh, told ya she was a stubborn one,” he brags, sitting back down and smirking.

You don’t smile though. You stare at him, or more so through him. Serious and stern and he doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to get your expression out of his mind.

“That wasn’t a question by the way. You’re going to tell me what happened. Right now,” you command, setting your mug down on the table.

Katsuki gulps and his Adam’s apple bobs in his throat. He’s never heard you be this stern or look this sharply at him. He knows you mean it. He stabs a sausage with his fork, takes a bite, revels in your good cooking, swallows, and then he looks at you frowning.

What does he say? Does he just blurt it out to you? He’s honestly not sure what happened, there are too many things running through his mind for him to understand it. The drinking, if anything, helped numb it. But now it sits heavy and aching in his chest.

Katsuki takes a second to peek through his lashes up at you. Your head is tilted, face smooth and calm as you take another sip of coffee. You patiently wait for him to form the words, and as you do, he thinks there will never be a more perfect person than you.

“Joja is…” he starts and then stops as the words get caught in his throat.

It’s a shitty situation all around, and he’s partly to blame for it, yeah. But Katsuki knows it’s not just him. It wouldn’t be like this if Camie had never left. This wouldn’t be a problem if she’d kept her promise to him. It is easier to share the blame, at least right now it is, so Katsuki quickly rephrases his sentence.

“She’s selling my farm to those fuckers,” he replies finally.

It’s not technically a lie. Maybe it’s not entirely true but still, she’s at fault. The sound of the words makes him wince again and Camie’s voice replays in his mind.

Suki, I’m sorry but the farm’s bein’ sold to Joja.

Your eyebrows furrow in confusion, you know exactly who he means but you don’t flinch or wince like he does when he mentions her and he wishes for half a second he had some of your courage.

“How? How can she do that? She needs your permission too, right?. You’d both have to sign a contract and–”

“Deed has her name on it,” Katsuki huffs.

“What, why?”

Katsuki slams a fist down on the table in anger, the dishes clang loudly and you move quickly to catch the mug that almost tips over from the force. It’s a valid question and of course you’d ask it. He grinds his teeth in frustration and speaks through them in a hiss.

“This is her family’s land. They let us have it when we decided to move out here but then she left and it never got passed to me. I shoulda fucking checked that shit out but I was drunk every day after she left. I’m such a moron. Don’t know how those Fuckers at Joja found out but they reached out to her and offered her a pretty penny. She must be hurtin’ in funds,” he explains.

Nothing can make him feel like less of an idiot right now. He should’ve gotten the deed changed as soon as she left. But going to her and her family to discuss it meant he’d have to see her and talk to her and Katsuki doesn’t know if he would’ve been able to handle that. He saw her on the Joja commercial and look what happened.

Again you’re perplexed, trying to see all the pieces he’s giving you and fit them together. Yet he can tell, it still doesn’t make sense to you, with good reason.

“She…She has to know how much this place means to you, I mean, that much is clear even to people who don’t know you. So why would she do this?” you ask, putting a finger to your chin like you're a goddamn detective.

Anger gurgles in the depths of Katsuki’s belly. Why are you questioning her motives? It’s not like you know anything about her. Why can’t you just trust that when he says Camie fucked him over again , she did. Are you taking her side? His blood boils over and he’s yelling again.

“Because she’s a bitch. I don’t know!” he snaps back at you. His fist is tightened as it sits on his thigh and the ache in his arm feels like it burns every time he flexes.

You surprisingly stay calm and when you meet his eye, your stare is burning. “You don’t mean that.”

You’re right–surprise surprise–he doesn’t mean it. But how the fuck would you know that? You couldn’t know. Your grandpa didn’t abandon you . Your grandpa didn’t promise you that you’d both take care of this farm together. Your grandpa didn’t promise you that he’d spend his life with you and then up and leave in the middle of the fucking night.

He glares at you, “ How the fuck would you know what I me—“

“Because if you thought she was just a bitch you wouldn’t flinch every time her name was mentioned! You wouldn’t completely erase her name from your vocabulary or ban your friends from saying it!” you interrupt and this time you have a glare that matches his.

Your outburst catches him off guard and he leans back in offense before he shakes it off and fires back at you. He stands suddenly, throwing the chair he’s sitting in back and it tumbles to the floor.

“Why does it matter, hah? Why are you asking me all these damn questions? I’m gonna lose my farm! What more do ya need to know?!” he cries. He bites his lip, trying not to let tears roll down his face. This ain’t the time to be all emotional and shit.

“Because there is clearly a lot more going on here that you aren’t telling me and I’m trying to help you figure it out. It’s clear you haven’t dealt with any of the Camie shit and I think it’s time for me to call you out on your shit so you can deal with it. You know, the exact same way you called me out in the cellar?” you snap.

You stand then too and shout the loudest you’ve ever yelled at him. Your face twists into a scolding expression, like you’re lecturing a young child and if Katsuki weren’t paying close attention to what you just said, it would’ve made him angrier.

His eyes widen as he watches you huff angrily across the table from him. He hasn’t dealt with it? Course he has! He stopped drinking, he met you, for fucks sake he cried and told you he loved you while drunk and having a mental breakdown just last night!

“It ain’t—“ he starts but you stop him again and what you say almost makes him break completely.

“You love her.”

It is so simple. Just three words that put everything into perspective. But, it can’t be true though because Katsuki is sure of his feelings for you that much is clear.

“I love you ,” he states.

Strange how easy it is to say it now that he’s already said it. It rolls off his tongue naturally now. You smirk, the tension in the room dying down as you sigh.

“Yes I know, but you love her too. And that’s why I’m not gonna let you keep looking at her like she’s the Wicked Witch of the West in your story,”

Unfuckingbelieveable. You’ve just pointed out how he still cares for his ex and you don’t even sound jealous. There's not a hint of anger or resentment or suspicion when you say it. You just say it, like you're stating a fact or teaching a class. Katsuki can’t say he’d react the same way if the roles were reversed but again he thinks, this is why you’re perfect for him.

“How come you ain’t angry about that? About how… I feel… about her,” he stammers. He wants to ask you how you could even know that he still loves her but he thinks that may be too much to dive into right now.

You look dumbfounded. Almost like…like you expected him to feel this way. You raise an eyebrow and chuckle and he wonders if it’s that obvious.

“It would be silly to believe you’re over someone you literally don’t talk about because it hurts you too much. How can I be angry when you’ve been here for me countless times?”

Again, you make a lot of good points. Which is again, annoying. Katuski wonders if maybe you went to a class for shit like this. Maybe you and Ei went to the same class since you’re both able to get inside his head like this. He rolls his eyes and lets out a sigh as he bends down to pick up his chair. He sits back down at the table with his arms folded over his chest, pouting. You only smile and sit back down as well, crossing one leg over the other.

“Now that that is out, I’ll ask again. Why would Camie sell the farm when she knows how much this place means to you? I don’t know her, so maybe she is an evil witch, but something tells me that’s not the case. So, quit hiding stuff from me and tell me what’s going on. ”

He guesses he should tell you the whole thing. He briefly remembers the way he got pissed with you in the cellar for doing the same thing. Tellin’ half truths' that were so clearly not who you made yourself out to be. You’d unleashed everything on him after he called you out and it’d made him see you in a brighter light. It was a big fuking leap in figuring out he wouldn’t be able to get you out of his head either.

You deserve that same respect. He shouldn’t hide from you. He blinks, inhales deeply then releases the longest breath he’s ever inhaled. His eyes drag up your body to settle on your eyes and he holds your stare before he licks his lips and lets it all out.

“When we talked, she said she left because this wasn’t what she wanted. And the deed was in her name and she forgot to change it over. She ain’t sellin’ the farm, her family is. Shit ain’t going well for them and they need the funds.”

You don’t say anything, letting him take all the time he needs. You take a sip of your now cool coffee and when you realize he needs a bit of reassurance, you nod and say, “Go on. You can tell me Katsu.”

He grits his teeth again. This is…hard. Thinkin’ bout all of this again, even retracing the conversation with Camie, it makes his hand itch again, makes his throat dry. He swallows and clears his throat lightly. He's thankful when you get up–without being prompted–grab a glass of water, and scoot it in front of him. For fucks sake, you’ve gotta be a goddamn mind reader or something.

He takes a sip, and then continues. “ She called me to warn me about the sale. And then she uh… apologized for leavin’. Like really apologized, told me about the modelin’ shit, how it’s been hard to find gigs and shit but….she fuckin’ sounded happy. Even though she’s strugglin��, she sounded happy about it. Never sounded that happy out here pullin’ weeds with me,” he grumbles as he twists his fingers together anxiously.

She had apologized for her family and had apologized for not being able to stop them. The apology wasn’t empty or hollow. It was full of remorse and it hung in his chest. Talking to her, hearing her voice was painful, but a relieving pain, one that he needed in order to feel better, like pressing the venom from a wound.

He chuckles sarcastically, “And wouldn’t ya fuckin’ believe it? I wasn’t pissed with her. She said she was happy and my stomach got all twisted and shit, like the time I finally beat Ei at checkers. Guy is a goddamn master but I finally beat em,” he says, a devilish grin on his face. You smile and shake your head at him but you don’t say anything still and he sighs as he continues.

“Like a fuckin' idiot I couldn’t even be upset because I…” he trails off but you finish his sentence, as you always do.

“You still love her.”

Katsuki sighs and hangs his head in shame but you don’t stop there.

“You still love her and you were happy because she was happy. And you couldn’t be angry at her, which pissed you off even more and confused you…”

You sound as if you're piecing together a mystery, staring at him with a tilted head as you think through everything. You pause for only a second, again putting a finger to your chin and gazing at him for a long while. He can feel your stare but he doesn’t dare look up at you.

“And that’s why you got drunk,” you finish.

“Yeah.”

More silence. Katsuki’s never felt this comfortable but tense at the same time in the wake of silence, but with you, the silence still means peace, as long as you’re still here with him. He knows that now, and he rests easy.

“I suppose the stuff with Sweet Mama didn’t help either, huh?”

Katsuki sighs again, lip slightly pushed out to pout a little. “And not seein’ ya for a week,” he adds as if it’s obvious and it is. He’s sure if that stupid fucking storm hadn’t kept you away from him, he’d have at least been able to stay calm enough not to get drunk again.

You sigh as well. “Yannow, someone once told me, ‘Bottlin’ shit up is never good for ya’' you say in a mocking country twang that actually makes him chuckle.

Is this how it’s supposed to go? Arguments with a spouse? Not saying you’re a spouse but after all this, he’d be damned if he wasn’t thinking about making you one. Especially when you reach across the table to grasp his hand and untangle them to place your hand between them.

“The next time you feel like you don’t know how to feel, the next time all of that confusion and bottled up shit makes you so angry you don’t know what to do other than drink, tell me, ok?” you speak gently but firm so he knows that you mean it when you say it.

He raises an eyebrow, “How’d ya know that I fel-“

“At this point, I’m clearly a Katsuki expert. I could teach a class,” you say giggling and placing a kiss on his knuckles. “I’m serious Katsu. You don’t have to deal with shit alone anymore. And if we need to just sit and do this,” you gesture between the two of you,“Yannow, talking shit out so you understand a little of what’s going on. I’ll do that with you. You don’t have to punish yourself or be self destructive and drink again. You’re not alone anymore. I’m here with you now, Katsu.”

There’s pain in his chest again, a good pain that flows through every muscle in his body and warms him. His chest squeezes his heart but instead of it being cold like when he thought about Camie, it’s warm and grows hot the longer he stares at you. For some reason he thinks about how doctors used to burn away infection from wounds and decides this must be what it’s like.

He doesn’t say that though, instead he snorts, “Tsk, can’t believe you called her the Wicked Witch of the West. ”

He watches you roll your eyes. “Hey! I said I’m not gonna let you make her the witch! Big difference! Besides, the Wicked Witch of the West was my favorite character!” you say a little smug.

Katsuki rolls his eyes as well. “That don’t surprise me,” he says sarcastically.

You stand, walk around to place a kiss on his forehead and grab his plate to clean up from breakfast. Something is still bothering him though. He grabs your wrist, “What about my farm? I’m not gonna fucking lose this place. It’s my home.”

You slip onto his lap and he wraps an arm around your waist to pull you closer to him. You cup his cheek and he immediately closes his eyes and leans into your touch. Then you shrug your shoulders nonchalantly. “Oh easy peasy. We’ll just offer a better price. They sell it to you for a better number, you pay it and they get their money. Everybody wins…except maybe Joja, but who cares.”

Katsuki chuckles darkly “yeah, lemme go down to my gold room and grab a coupla wagons full of money to give em,” he says then tacks on a “That’s sarcasm Sweets,” for good measure.

“Har har. How much is the farm selling for?” you ask, still easy going and optimistic. His throat goes dry after he tells you the amount and your optimism almost vanishes completely.

“Holy shit, your farm is worth that much?” you ask incredulously.

He tries not to sound too smug when he replies “‘Parently so,” but the twist of your lips into a cute little pout tells him he’s not as good as hiding it as he thought.

You sit in his lap, kicking your feet in the air and absentmindedly playing with his fingers as you think. This is the calmest he’s been all morning. He loves watching your brows knit together and your lips pucker while you think but he likes it even more when your face lights up with an idea.

You stand quickly, back to him as you stare off at nothing. “Oh my god. I’ve got it.”

“The hell are ya talkin’ bout?” Katsuki asks, standing with you.

“Holy shit, so some good will actually come out of this thing. I owe Nejire a drink.” you mutter to yourself. Katsuki clears his throat to gather your attention again. What the hell are you muttering about? What thing?

Suddenly, you whip around to face him, a giant smile on your face. “How would you and the gang like to go to an art show?”

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Thanks for reading!

#bakugo x reader #bakugou x reader #marquie writes #stardew valley au #to shape a home

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bisharp-that-likes-chips · 3 years ago

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idk if you can make this but uhh

How about the main 4 n Jebus with a reader who talks Spanish, and mostly is form Chile.

If you don't know how we talk you can search it or I can give you examples like: "Wena hermano (What's up bro)" "Que wea (wtf)" "Conchetumare (fuck)" etc etc etc bla bla.

I hope you can make this, it will be funny lol

Hank:

When he heard u speak to him in a different way for the first time, he was kinda confused.

You had to tell him that you’re speaking Spanish, which is different from his language (English)

He doesn’t know what languages are, so you had to teach him how people from other places in the world speak (he didn’t even know there were places other than Nevada, how sad)

(Well, he probably did, he probably just forgot)

He wants you to teach him some Spanish so he can use it around his allies just to be funny

He likes to call Deimos, un ”estúpido” (idiot) which causes him to get pissed and throw whatever object is closest at him.

Sanford:

He’s really interested in you.

He never met someone that spoke a different language before.

He’s interested in learning about others’ cultures from around the world.

He’ll probably (politely but wishfully) ask you to teach him some words

When you do, he’ll use what he learned a lot

He might call Deimos some mean names (e.g. perdedoro (loser), aborto (scrub), or tonto (dummy)

He’ll definitely compliment you in Spanish a lot

“Eres tan hermosa/o” (You’re so beautiful) “Hola encontador(a)” (hey lovely) “sabes que te quiero” (you know I love you ❤️)

Deimos:

He was very confused on what you said to him.

Deimos: Are you calling me hot 😃?!

You: No, I’m was saying hello to you in Spanish.

Instead of learning from you, he goes onto Google translate and searches up flirtatious terms in Spanish (sometimes they’re not always correct)

After that, be prepared to be doted on a lot in Spanish

“Hey casiña, tu trasero se ve bien hoy.” (search it up yourself)

You either are flattered by his corny compliment

Or you just slap him in the face and walk away from him pissed off

He’ll also use what he learned from you in spanish to insult the boys.

He probably gets his nuts kicked after.

2BDamned:

2BDamned is actually quite fluent in a good number of languages, and Spanish is one of them.

You two talk to each other in Spanish a lot and no one can understand what the both of you are saying to each other.

Sometimes, he and you like to watch Spanish dubbed movies together or listen to songs with Spanish lyrics.

The two of you are inseparable, and you guys like to share compliments with each other in Spanish. You guys don’t care how weird the others feel when they’re around you being all lovey-dovey with each other.

Sometimes, 2B dreams about the two of you moving to Chile and getting married. He thinks that where you came from is a nice place and he wants to live there with you someday.

Jebus:

He wants to learn more about your culture.

He’s tired of having to deal with everyone killing each other and all that crazy shit and seeing your beautiful and unique appearance is a breath of fresh air for him.

He likes to lay his head on your lap and rest while listening to your nice voice.

Even if he doesn’t fully understand what you’re saying, he still listens and tries to comprehend the best he can.

Jeb also tries his best to communicate with you in Spanish. Sometimes, he’ll screw up, and then you’ll have to correct him (to him it’s embarrassing, but to you it’s quite funny and cute)

#madness combat x reader #madness combat #hank x reader #hank j wimbleton #deimos #deimos x reader #sanford #sanford x reader #duolingo bird would be proud #jebus #jebus x reader #2bdamned #2bdamned x reader

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baroquebucky · 4 years ago

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one and only

a/n: hi guys !! this one shot is inspired by this song by cuco ! I hope u all enjoy,, I went overboard again,, pls tell me what u think :] lyrics are in bold !

in which bucky slowly but surely falls for you

word count: 1.9k

masterlist

I hope that you wanna get to know me

Bucky smiled at you from across the coffee shop, both of you stealing glances at each other for the past hour. Finally mustering up some courage and walking to your booth.

"hi" he had breathed out, a smile on his face as you looked at him with wide eyes, a smile quickly breaking across your face.

"hi" you smiled, extending your hand out for him to shake, "y/n."

Bucky shook your hand quickly, pink dusting his cheeks, "I'm bucky."

"do you wanna sit? I can move some stuff so you have some room" you spoke quickly, fumbling as you moved all your homework and notebooks to the side, stacking them on top of each other.

Bucky slid into the booth with a soft smile, quickly striking up a conversation, flirting with you the whole time.

"I have to go soon" you frowned, putting all your stuff away as bucky got up from the booth. He held a hand out, helping you up and paying for both of your drinks and snacks.

"I had a really nice time" bucky flashed you a smile, your ears heating up.

"I- uh yeah I did too" you replied, looking at your feet as the two of you walked out of the coffee shop.

The two of you exchanged numbers, a bashful grin on both of your faces as you parted ways.

"text me when you get home" you had told him out of habit, blushing when you realized you had only met him today.

"I mean you don't have to" you added, fumbling with the string on your backpack.

"only if you do the same" he replied, a smirk on his face as your mouth formed an 'o' shape.

Bucky had texted you first, making your heart flutter. exchanging a few texts that night, bucky decided to get real brave.

I hope we can hang out again soon :)

And sure enough you did, meeting up at his favorite coffee shop only three days later. Getting to know each others interests.

As time passed you and bucky became closer, getting lunch together, texting each other often, having late phone calls almost everyday.

baby hit me up if you get lonely

You and bucky never really opened up to each other, even after one month of your little coffee and lunch dates. And so there you were, staring at your bedroom ceiling with an empty heart, dried tears on your face.

Your phone vibrated next to you, lighting up the room. You let it ring, not having enough energy to pick it up.

Bucky grew worried, you never just left him hanging like that, you always replied with why you didnt pick up within minutes. It had been an hour already.

everything okay ?

your phone buzzed and you looked over, seeing his missed call and texts. Sighing you replied, not wanting to bother him.

yea, just tired

Bucky frowned, his stomach twisting as he read your reply. Thinking for a moment before he texted you once again.

im here if you need me or need anything

Your bottom lip quivered, fresh tears streaming down your face.

do you think you can come over

your heart was heavy, you were stressed, tired and you wanted someone to tell you it was gonna be okay, instead you were alone in the dark, in an empty apartment with only the sounds of the city keeping you company.

on my way

Bucky was sweet. Bucky was caring and he was everything good in the world. Listening to you as you cried, dumping all your worries out into the air, rubbing your back and handing you tissues, getting you water.

He listened, he reassured you and he helped you through it, never being pushy and always reminding you that you were strong enough to get through it.

"and if im not?" you had whispered, looking at the floor with teary eyes.

"then im here to fight for you."

I know im not confused, my feelings here are true

Bucky opened up to you a few nights later, after ignoring your texts all day you showed up at his apartment, snacks in one hand and coffee in the other.

You listened to him vent, letting out all he had bottled up, all his guilt, his regret, his pain, everything.

You didnt judge him, you just got up, sat closer to him and hugged him, holding him tightly. Bucky relaxed in your arms, burying his face in your shoulder and letting himself cry, allowing himself to be vulnerable for once.

You woke up in each others arms the next morning, blushing when you both realized.

Bucky was red, you were about to start sweating, telling him you were gonna head home and would text him when you arrived.

After that he found himself more nervous around you, butterflies when he saw you. For the first time in decades he found himself styling his hair more and putting effort into his outfits.

on gloomy days like these wishing you were next to me

You sat on your couch alone, rain hitting your window steadily. You sent a text to bucky, asking him when he would be back from a mission he got dragged along. He replied quicker than you expected, your heart beating a little faster.

just a couple more days :)

okay hurry back safe I miss u :/

Bucky choked on his own spit at your text, Sam looking at him as if he was insane. Bucky ignored him, replying to your message

I miss you too dollface

You read the text over, squealing and jumping around at the pet name, face hot and stomach fluttering.

when im feeling puzzled, you put me back together

Bucky frowned, barely listening to you explaining a documentary you watched the other day.

"buck?" you asked, setting down your phone and looking at the super soldier, worry in your eyes.

"sorry I- what about the jungle?" he questioned, trying to push away his thoughts.

"talk to me James" you pleaded, hands moving to hold his own.

A few moments passed, quiet as bucky gathered his thoughts, tears welling in his eyes before he blinked them away and began talking.

"what if a part of him is still there? what if im not who Steve thought I was? what if im not what people want me to be?" bucky looked at you, teary eyed and broken.

"you're free bucky" you told him, scooting closer to him and he nodded.

"Steve would be proud of you, I mean look at you, you have a furnished apartment, you have friends, you're working with sam, you're building your life" you spoke, smiling at him.

"you shouldn't care what others want you to be, be who you want to be. Be who you are now" you squeezed his hands, letting him gather his thought as you stopped talking.

"am I good?" he mumbled, a small frown on his face.

"you are" you replied without hesitation.

"you like me as who I am now?" you nodded.

"me too" he smiled, leaning his head on your shoulder, your fingers brushing through his hair.

I wanna be your one and only

Bucky finally introduced you to sam, you were excited, having heard so much about him.

"what if he hates me" you worried, stopping in your tracks as you paced buckys living room.

"he'll love you doll" bucky reassured you, a knock at the door making your heart thump in your ribcage as you waited for bucky to open it.

And love you Sam did, talking your ear off and chatting with you all night. You struggled to catch your breath between his jokes, stomach hurting as he continued.

bucky hated it. only he had made you laugh that hard, the crinkles by your eyes were reserved for him and his bad jokes. bucky got up quietly and went to grab a cup of water, sam quickly excusing himself and following him into his kitchen.

"you are down bad" sam laughed and bucky rolled his eyes at him, gulping down his water, setting the cup down, eyes softening as he saw you on his couch, replying to some texts.

"you should ask her out soon, or else I will" sam teased, knowing it would push the super soldiers button.

"sam is actually leaving right now!" bucky smiled, sam rolled his eyes before playing along.

"aw, it was just getting good" you smiled, getting up and going to give sam a hug, wishing him a good night before he left.

You and bucky sat on the couch, the sounds from the movie filling the room.

"green isn't your color" you smirked, bucks eyes went wide.

"what?" he questioned, heart racing.

"cmon im not stupid, you were cranky the whole time sam was cracking jokes" you shrugged your shoulders, eyeing bucky.

Bucky was quiet, Sams words ringing in his ears.

"I like you y/n and I've liked you for a while and I-" he stopped himself, not wanting to say something he would regret. You let him think, heartbeat ringing in your ears as his confession rattled around in your brain.

"I want to be the one making you laugh, I want to spend rainy days with you and I want to go to the park with you on sunny days" bucky spoke, looking at you.

"I wanna be your one and only" bucky ended, eyes searching your face as he finished, worried about what you were thinking.

You had the biggest smile on your face, fidgeting with your fingers. Looking up your eyes met his blue ones, stomach in knots and heart skipping a beat.

"ask me then" you stated, never breaking eye contact.

"will you be mine y/n?" he spoke, voice trembling, he fidgeted with his fingers.

"of course" you replied, crashing your lips onto his, smiling into the kiss, breaking out into giggles when he pulled away and peppered kisses all over your face.

and if never is forever, then lets always be together

Sam pat bucky on the back, giving him a reassuring smile.

"Steve would be so happy for you" he whispered to him, a smile breaking onto his face, nodding to sam and looking up.

The whole team was there, sam standing behind him as his best man, your family with bright faces as the music began and everyone looked back.

The doors opened and it felt like the wind had been knocked out of him. His mouth fell open at the sight of you. His cheeks hurt from smiling so hard but he didn't care, tears falling from his face as you smiled brightly at him.

You spent the whole ceremony the same way you had met. Stealing glances at each other and blushing deeply when you caught each other, holding back giggles and brushing it off as clearing your throat.

You were marrying the light of your life, the person who was there for you when you couldn't see the light, the one who always supported you and fought for you when you couldn't. Helping you grow into the person you wanted to become.

He was marrying the light of his life, the person who was his sun during his worst times, shining brightly for him and picking him up when he was upset. Helping him become the person he was meant to be.

#bucky imagine #bucky fanfic #bucky x y/n #bucky fluff #bucky x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes drabble #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes one shot #soft bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes fanfic #bucky barnes x you #bucky drabble #bucky barnes x y/n

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whorefordazai · 4 years ago

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Hello~ if you don't mind me requesting a headcanon of dazai reacting to his s/o watching yarichin b club or his s/o was listening to "touch you" and they're unaware of what the lyrics mean? Thank you for reading my request hope you have a nice day <3

BEFORE YOU READ—I just wanna say this is only for fun, I’m not a fan of ybc or endorse any of the behavior in it😭

In case you don’t know what the song is 👩‍🦯

dazai reacting to his s/o watching yarichin b club

ft. dazai x gn! reader

genre: fluff, comedy

warnings: the whole song 🏃🏼‍♀️💨

His reaction is quite the interesting yet expected one😏

He’d come home one day, only to hear some distant music coming from somewhere inside the house. He’d raised eyebrows, is y/n listening to music? It sounds strangely familiar...

(Do you wanna tell us why it sounds familiar to you🤨?)

As he gets closer and closer to your shared room, the lyrics of the music become more clearer👩‍🦯

His eyes widen when his ears pick up the words.

“I won’t let them touch you! You’re a virgin, aren’t you? I’m the bitch club’s boy!”

Slowly creaking open the door, he’d see the song playing on the tv without the actually meaning of the lyrics.

Mans was standing there like this 🧍‍♂️❗️

“Y/n? Watcha listening to ʘ‿ʘ?”

You snap your head towards his body. “Huh? Ohh—it’s this song. It’s kinda catchy, don’t you think😁?”

“....sweetheart—this is uh—quite the song you’ve chosen to play🙂!”

You’d be even more confused. “Why, is something wrong with it?”

He’d only burst out laughing, letting his lanky body fall over yours on the bed. “Nothings wrong🌝”

And there—the tricks have begun🥲

You’re not dumb—you knew that he knew something about the song so you pressed him on about it. After a while of pestering him—he finally gave in and searched up the song lyrics. Every part of him is itching to see your reaction.

When you see the translation, your face goes beet red and an “0o0” shape.

you: 🧍‍♂️⁉️

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER??”

“Oh? But you looked like you were enjoying the song 🌝”

“THAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM—“

He thinks it’s amusing how you didn’t know what the lyrics meant☺️

And to make it worse, he shows you the anime from where the song is originally from.

Prepare to strangle him with your bare hands, okay🤩?

You see about 5 seconds of the scene and immediately turn off the tv, to bonk dazai on the head. He’s enjoying this a little bit too much.

To make matters even worse—he’ll tease you for a month long. Saying things like “that song really isn’t similar to you at all, babe. You’re definitely not a virgin🌝”

Bonk him, y/n. Bonk him.

He’ll say stuff like “should I buy the toys we saw in that show? I hear there’s quite the selection of—“

“Kunikida, give me your gun ᇂ_ᇂ”

“Gladly ಠ_ಠ”

A question pops into your head out of absolutely nowhere—right in the middle of Dazai teasing you about the song.

“—wait. How do you even know about the song?? What kinda life events lead up to you knowing about—“

“This isn’t about me, y/n🌝”

“◔_◔”

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#bungou stray dogs #bsd imagines #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd dazai #bsd x reader #dazai x y/n #dazai x you #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai headcanons #dazai imagines #dazai x reader #dazai fluff

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windbornevioletta · 3 years ago

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Venti x Mexican/Hispanic! Reader HCs

so this was inspired by LunASMR’s videos because while i don’t really listen to character asmrs or asmr in general, I really enjoy her videos! please check them out!

calling Venti “mi amor” (my love) while you hold his face or to reassure him when he gets jealous

just the thought of telling him “te amo” has me melting because speaking spanish is a more intimate part of some latinos’ lives so saying i love you in spanish means more

holding each other back when one of y’all gets insulted (i feel like venti wouldn’t fight if he got insulted but he’s protective over his s/o

making and eating pan (pastries) with him

also making other dishes like mole and tamales (without lowering the spice levels)

I feel like they would be nice change for him because while I think the Mondstadt dishes look good, they all look too sweet for me

just imagine introducing venti to tequila

playing an instrument like guitar alongside venti and singing in spanish with him

like no one can tell me he wouldn’t sing “Solo para ti” by Camila to his s/o (just look at the lyrics and tell me he wouldn’t sing it)

sad moment but imagine telling him about Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) and building an ofrenda with him. Venti draws a picture of his friend and places it on the ofrenda quietly after you told him that loved ones can cross over from the land of the dead while their living relatives remember them with the ofrenda

searching for monarch butterflies together and holding each other close and you whisper that monarchs are the spirits of our ancestors and loved ones that come back every year.

it’s easy to say that after that, venti came up with some beautiful ballads

That’s all! I’m sorry I haven’t posted it a while but senior year has been rough. I think I’ll get the next part of my Genshin-MLB crossover done soon because I have been working out a few issues I had with it.

#genshin impact #genshin venti #venti #x reader #headcanons #x mexican reader

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weasleyslag · 4 years ago

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me and your girlfriend (fred weasley x f! reader)

summary: You're tired of waiting around for Fred to get his act together while he parades other girls around you, so you try to move on. Fred is unreasonably upset by this and tries his darndest to scare your new boyfriend off.

wc: 3063

warning(s): 18+ (not smut, but several mentions of sex), jealously, lowkey toxic relationship (don’t worry, it mostly gets resolved in the end)

a/n: this is my first HP fic I’ve written since I was like 8 years old so I am so sorry if you stumble upon this. Also, I noticed that most of the writing perspective is third person using y/n but the last fandom I wrote for, almost everyone wrote in second person, so I’m in the habit now. I’ll try to change that in the future.

ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30625835

“George, Georgie!!!” You called as you ran into the Gryffindor boys’ bedroom.

“Yeah?” George responded, looking up from his trunk of clothes.

“You will never guess what happened earlier!”

“Moody’s coffee had a hair growth potion in it. That was me.” He told you smugly.

You rolled your eyes. “Not that. That wasn’t nearly your best prank. You’ve been slacking, Weasley.” You slapped your friend on the back.

“Fred’s been distracted. He’s been with a new girl named… hmm what was it… Natalie? Natalia? It’s hard to keep track.” George explained, not trying too hard to disguise his dismay in his brother for slacking when it came to pranks.

“I can’t believe there’s another one. He just met someone else last week. And now there’s her too…” Your words trailed off. You really didn’t want to sound jealous but it was hard not to. George knew your feelings for Fred, Fred knew, Hell, Natalie (or Natalia) probably knew. It wasn’t really a secret.

George, wanting to relieve your discomfort, tried changing the subject. “So what was it that I can’t believe?”

“Lloyd Baker asked me out! He picked me flowers and everything.”

George let out a whistle. “Heard he’s a catch within the Ravenclaw house. He suits you. Kind and smart and-“

“And not Fred.” You finished your friend’s sentence for him.

“That’s not what I was going to say but yeah. I know you care about him but he’s being an ass to you. I think it’s good for you to explore your options. Don’t tell him I said that, though. Don’t fancy getting my ass beat.” George patted you on the shoulder.

You nodded. “I just hope I can get over Fred so this relationship can be healthy. Lloyd is great but I’m not even sure if I like him. I don’t really have eyes for anyone but Fred. You know that.”

“Fake it until you make it.” George shrugged.

George may not have had a problem with you being semi-fake in your new relationship but you sure did. Lloyd was a nice guy and you didn’t want to hurt him in an attempt to get over Fred. But you’d already agreed to go out so you supposed you’d take it as you went.

The next week went by like a fairytale. Lloyd walked you to every class, brought you sweets when you were craving them, and listened attentively to every word you said. You were starting to think that this was actually going to work out.

Spending all this time with your new boyfriend meant that you weren’t seeing your friends very often. You weren’t planning on that becoming commonplace, but you thought it wasn’t that weird to spend most of your time with your boyfriend considering this was all so new. You still saw your friends at least a couple of times a day, talking to Lee, Angelina, or George in passing. You saw very little of Fred, which was a little odd. The two times you saw him over the course of the week, however, he winked when he caught your eye before quickly scurrying off. You were convinced that Fred was trying to make this as hard on you as possible.

It was the weekend and you had decided it was time for your friends to officially meet your boyfriend. You weren’t really worried about what Lee, Angelina, Alicia, or George would think. The tall, kind faced boy was a perfect match for you, at least on paper. You were a little scared to think what Fred might do, though. Although to your understanding, he was bringing Nadine (you had been wrong about her name this whole time) to this Hogsmeade's meetup so he didn’t have any right to step out of line when he met Lloyd.

You squeezed Lloyd’s hand before walking into The Three Broomsticks.

“You okay?” You asked him.

“Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?” He looked at you quizzically.

Oh, ok. He wasn’t nervous at all. So you were the only one that’s heartbeat was out of control. You weren’t the one that should be nervous, but for some reason you still were. Well, you knew the reason. Your stupid bastard best friend Fred Weasley.

You two stepped through the doors of the establishment. “I need to go to the bathroom real quick before we get started. You’ll be alright, yeah?” You looked up at your boyfriend, searching for any sign of unease.

“Yeah. I’ll just look around and when you come back you can introduce me to your friends.” He flashed you a dazzling smile and you skipped off to the bathroom. Little did you know, that was a huge mistake.

Fred had not taken his eyes off of you since you had walked in. Everyone else at the table felt uncomfortable, knowing from Fred’s scowl that he was about to make a scene. Nadine tried desperately to try to get her date’s attention, but he just waved her off.

“In a minute, love.” He faltered at the term of endearment. It felt forced.

He didn’t even know why he had invited Nadine to The Three Broomsticks. He had been seeing red ever since George had first informed him that you were seeing Lloyd. The Gryffindor boys would have been deaf to not hear the shouting match that occurred in the boys’ bedroom the night that he had been told. Fred was mad that George encouraged you to date Lloyd and George was mad that Fred had been such a dick to you lately, parading girls around like you two didn’t have a “thing”. He guessed that he had invited Nadine along today in an attempt to one up you and make you jealous but he knew that wouldn’t work anymore. You were beyond that point. He would just have to have a word with Lloyd to let him know exactly where Fred stood.

Fred walked over to Lloyd. When Lloyd noticed him, he gave him a warm smile, the likes of which Fred did not reciprocate.

“Fred Weasley. Can’t believe we’ve never met. I mean you must be real important to my bug, but I can’t say I’ve ever even heard her talk about you.” Fred told the boy coldly.

Lloyd shifted back and forth uncomfortably “Your what?”

“My bug. A term of endearment. You wouldn’t understand.”

“It’s cool that you and her are so close, I guess.” Lloyd didn’t know what else to say.

Fred chuckled at Lloyd’s visible uncomfortableness, not saying anything else for a moment before getting a wickedly awful yet brilliant (in his mind) idea. An idea to make sure Lloyd got the message that you were meant to be Fred’s, not some heartthrob Ravenclaw prat’s.

“Say Lloyd, did you know that my dad works for the Ministry? He works in proximity to Muggle culture. So I know all about Muggles.”

“Okay…” Lloyd responded, unsure of where Fred was going with this.

“Wanna know my favorite Muggle song at the moment?”

Lloyd nodded, desperate to ease the tension.

“It’s called Slumber Party by some girl named Ashnikko. My favorite lyrics are,” Fred accentuated what he said next, not keeping a melodious tune but rather just speaking as if he was informing Lloyd of something, “Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up at my house. I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch.” He gave a sickly smile when he finished what he was saying.

It didn’t take a genius to understand what Fred was getting at. Lloyd immediately understood. Why the Hell would you start dating him when you were so clearly involved with Fred?!? Lloyd didn’t know quite what to say.

“I- what?”

“Thought Ravenclaw’s were supposed to be smart,” Fred snorted. “One word from me and she’ll be leaving you in the dust. Trust me, mate.” Fred’s eyes grew huge as he heard you exiting the restroom and he ran over to where he had been sitting before and put his arm around Nadine like nothing had happened. Everyone at the table had heard the discussion and looked at Fred in shock, besides George who glared at him with disgust.

“Okay I’m back!” You grabbed Lloyd’s arm and were surprised when he pulled away from you a bit.

“What’s wrong?” You asked him.

“Nothing.” Lloyd lied straight through his teeth.

“Okay…” You replied, uneasy. Nevertheless, you guided him over to the table where your friends were seated.

“Lloyd these are my friends. Angelina, my best girl friend. The Gryffindor team captain and the best Chaser I’ve ever met.” Angelina beamed at the words. “Lee, he’s annoying but he’s hopelessly in love with me so he gets to stay.” Lee choked on his drink before flicking you off. “Alicia, best giver of advice in the universe.” Alicia gave a small smile and a wave at Lloyd. “This is Nadine, I don’t know her very well but she’s a very sweet girl.” Nadine nodded and thanked you for your kind words. “And my best friends since first year, Fred and George.”

“The very best!” Fred beamed and you smiled at him. You were glad he was taking this so well. Maybe it was for the best that you both moved on, not that you were too sure if he had ever properly fancied you in the first place.

“I wish you could meet Oliver but he’s long gone now. We’re still super tight, though.”

“Yep, she’s super tight… with Oliver” Fred stared directly at Lloyd, who was looking at him, mortified.

The crude joke, however, went straight over your head and you just smiled at Fred. You couldn’t help the butterflies you felt in your stomach when you looked at him but you still tried to push them aside. You were blissfully unaware of the air of discomfort around the table. Fred and you practically ignored the others for two hours while you talked about anything and everything under the sun.

“I think it’s time for us to go.” Lloyd suddenly announced, pulling you two out of a Quidditch discussion.

“Aww really? Already?” You pouted at Lloyd but he just looked at you stonefaced. You had no idea what you were thinking but it couldn’t be good.

“Don’t worry, we can continue this discussion tonight, bug!” Fred told you, winking. You winked back at him playfully, not even noticing that Lloyd had let go of your hand entirely and Nadine had removed Fred’s arm from her shoulders.

“Ok, see you in the common room then!”

“The common room. Sure.” Fred said sarcastically. You found yourself confused, not understanding what he meant. But the words had hit exactly who they were meant for.

Lloyd practically dragged you outside and began walking swiftly back towards Hogwarts. You kept asking him what was wrong but he wouldn’t answer you. He speed walked all the way back to the castle, with you trying your best to keep up with him. Once you reached the gardens, he finally let everything he had been feeling go.

“Why are you going out with me when you’re so obviously with Fred?” he huffed.

“I’m not. Fred’s with Nadine.” You told him, very puzzled. But deep down, you still felt caught. Maybe he had caught on that you had feelings for Fred, even though those feelings were unreciprocated, or at least if there were feelings on Fred’s part, he wasn’t taking it very seriously.

“Yeah, right. That’s not what Fred said.”

“What are you talking about? Fred didn’t say anything to you.”

“Yes he did. While you were in the bathroom. He basically said that you two had a wild sex life and if he asked you to, you’d immediately drop me. And and-“ Lloyd ran out of things to say but he continued huffing and puffing.

“I have never slept with Fred.” You scoffed, ignoring the last part of Lloyd’s sentiment because you knew it was true.

“So he’s never eaten you out? Because he said that. Or at least strongly indicated it. And his comment about you being tight...” Lloyd’s eyes pleaded for you to tell the truth.

“No! I’ve never done that with anyone, promise. I haven’t done anything with him besides kiss him.” You were telling the truth, but Lloyd seemed dismayed that you had even kissed the boy before.

“Why’d you kiss him? Doesn’t seem like something that people who are just friends do.”

“I don’t know. I was just bummed out that I had never kissed anyone before. It wasn’t a big deal. And that was forever ago.”

Lloyd seemed slightly put at ease by that sentiment.

“So you haven’t kissed him in a really long time, then? And he’s just being an ass for no reason?”

“Being an ass for no reason? Yes. And I’ll talk to him about it. He’s totally crossed a line. I can’t just not be friends with him but he can’t say shit like that. But uh, the years ago thing, that was just the first time we kissed. Uhhh it’s been more than once.” You faltered, looking down at your shoes.

“So when was the last time?” Lloyd demanded.

“When did you ask me out?”

“Last Friday.”

“Errr that Thursday night then. But I haven’t done it since. I would never cheat.” You said honestly.

“Seriously? Look, you’re a nice girl and all but you clearly have an unresolved relationship with your friend and it’s just not healthy for me or you,” And so it went. You knew by his words that he was breaking up with you. You knew he was right but you were still royally pissed at Fred for ruining everything. “I could tell you’re in love with him just by the way you spoke to him today. And he-well he certainly feels something for you.”

“A possessive bugger, he is.” You agreed, trying to remain as lighthearted as you could while you fought back tears. You should just face it, you were never going to get over Fred Weasley.

“I’m sorry. I really am. But this is all too much of a mess for me. I’m sure you understand. I umm,,, I wish the best for you.” Lloyd said awkwardly before disappearing into the castle. And just like that, your first proper (albeit short) relationship had ended.

You ran to the Gryffindor girls’ bedroom to find Angelina, tears streaming down your face (the tears not so much because of being broke up with but because of the fact that apparently Fred thought it was appropriate to dictate your dating life while he could screw the whole school). Of course, Angelina wasn’t there. She was probably still at Hogsmeade. You needed to talk to somebody. You could probably confide in Hermione if you really needed to but she was in a fight with Ron and you didn’t want to add any more bad energy to her life at the moment. And Ginny, well you were afraid she might slaughter Fred.

Hoping that George had happened to walk back before the others, you called into the Gryffindor boys’ room.

“George? Are you in there?” You sniffled.

“Come in, love.” Your heart sank. It was Fred, not George.

“I don’t want to speak to you right now.” You told him coldly, walking into the room anyway.

“So you heard about my little stunt then?” He chuckled before looking over at your tear stained face. “No, bug, come here.” He grabbed you into a hug and you immediately started crying harder and pushing against him. He was stronger than you and wasn’t letting you go, however.

“I hate you, I really do. I know you’re going to say I don’t mean that but I do.” You cried, hiccupping at the end.

“But you don’t mean it. I’m sorry.” He kissed your forehead.

“Don’t do that, damn it!” You rubbed your hand over your forehead in an attempt to undo the action. “Why did you say all that to Lloyd today?”

“I was jealous.” He admitted.

“And you don’t think I’m jealous of Nadine?” You asked angrily. What was with Fred and his double standards?

“Don’t worry about that. I broke it off with her. She wasn’t too happy with me, anyway. I shouldn’t have even brought her today. I was just trying to one up you. But it just hurt everyone involved.”

“You breaking up with her doesn’t make everything better. It definitely doesn’t mean we’re going to go back to the way we were before.” You tried to break away from him again and this time you were successful.

“I don’t want things to be the way they were before.” Fred said quietly. You weren’t even sure you heard him right.

“What?” You asked, feeling a jab at your heart. You had just said that it wasn’t going to be like that anymore but hearing that he didn’t even want you anymore hurt profusely.

“I want it to be more than that. I know it’s gonna take a while to get there. I’ve really shown my ass.” He hung his head low.

“And not in a good way.” You giggled.

“See, that’s my girl!” He smiled.

“Don’t think that gets you out of hot water, Weasley.”

“‘Course not. I’ve been a proper idiot. But I’ll make it up to you over time.” Maybe against your better judgment, you let him kiss you. “I was scared for some reason.” He continued.

“Scared?”

“Yeah. Felt suffocated. I don’t want to end up just like my parents. Meeting someone so young and never experiencing anything else and getting a boring old job and doing that for the rest of my life. But I was focused on the wrong stuff. I can make my life different in so many different ways than going through a fuckboy phase. I really care about you, you know? And I want to be with you.”

“We’ll figure this out. Besides, I hate seeing you be so heavy with stuff. Where’s the silly boy I love?”

“You love?” Fred cocked an eyebrow and smiled wide.

“Oh come on, it’s just a phrase.”

“I think you’re psychologically trying to tell yourself that you love me.” He squeezed you and kissed your cheek. “Can’t wait to be with you good and proper.”

“One rule: don’t tell everyone about our sex life. We don’t even have one yet and you’re already telling people about it.”

“Noted.”

#fred weasley #fred weasly x reader #george weasley #angelina johnson #lee jordan #hp #harry potter #harry potter fic

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darkdevasofdestruction · 4 years ago

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Demon Brothers + Diavolo Doing Dance Workouts With S/O

Okay, so! On my journey on getting slimmer, healthier and fitter, I’ve been doing Chloe Ting’s workout programs, all free, all really nice to get yourself started and feel a sense of accomplishment. However, I randomly found some pretty neat dance workouts, especially Pamela Reif’s, and I’m in love with the songs she uses, going as far as to make one with only 80s songs, and she included a-Ha’s Take me on, and ahhhh, resonates with my heart so much! Hope you’ll like this little piece of crack and cutesy stuff <3

Lucifer

Lucifer, while yes, he has an amazing body, he seems rather insecure about it, going as far as to use a spell so nobody in his own family would remember how he looked at the beach, so it’s nothing shocking to know that he doesn’t like to exercise when others are around.

However, when he saw how excited you were finding an interesting routine that combined the fun of dancing with workout, he couldn’t refuse you, despite his fear of embarrassing himself or looking less than proper.

Seeing how much fun you’re having, not caring that your face is red, you’re sweating like crazy, and you’re dying of exhaustion, the fact that the songs are good and the workout is pretty refreshing, he feels himself unable to resist smiling at you, and little by little, allowing himself to let loose a bit.

He is a great dancer, we all know it, so he goes all in with all the moves, no matter how sexy or silly, and he LIVES for the way you cheer for him and say how amazing he his.

Poor Luci is going to blush, unable to contain how much you’re boosting his ego and self-confidence.

Clearly, he won’t do any of that around any of his brothers, and will be extra careful so that nobody, especially Diavolo, catched him while he’s dance-working out with you, in fear of them using it as black-mail, posting it on DevilGram or just keeping the content for the future.

Mammon

Mammon frequently workouts because he wants to make sure his body looks good ( he is highly insecure about himself, so he thinks that at least his body should be good, if not him as a person, poor baby ), and he definitely loves having fun at the club, so if you can combine the two things he loves so much, he’s down for anything!

When you told him about your wish to start working out, while doing something fun, because the past routines became a little boring, he asked if you wanted to workout with him.

He was very shy and sweet about asking you that, because he knows that if you used to be sedentary and suddenly decided to workout, he believed it had something to do with insecurities, and he knew very well how anxious and nervous one could be when someone else is in the room with you.

When you accept the idea, he is over the moon with glee, and will find the most fun and cool workouts that the both of you can do together.

You will get tons of cheers and encouragements from Mammon, since he genuinely wants you to be the best version of yourself and learn how to love yourself and who you are, and if working out is going to do the trick, he is going to be a dancing clown for you without a single doubt.

The fact that you’re vibing so much, smiling, despite how difficult and tiring dancing could be, makes his heart melt, because you are so beautiful when you are happy, and he’s just...SO thrilled that he can help you in your journey of self-love.

Leviathan

It’s pretty canon that Levi doesn’t really do anything physically exhausting, only working out when he feels like it, over DevilTube videos, but nothing too exhausting.

Well, unless he wants to learn a new idol or anime dance routine, which is where he goes all in with no regret, not giving a damn about how he can barely stand on his feet, or that he’s sweating a lake.

One day, Levi was playing video games on the console, and you were searching random videos on his Laptop’s DT, and you found some pretty fun dance-workout routines that you wanted to try out.

Realising that they were already viewed, and that Levi was playing a single-player game, you crawled over to him, telling him to stop the game for a second and asking him about them, then suggesting doing some together.

When he heard about you finding about about you wanting to workout out with him, he started blushing furiously, thinking of the worst, until he realised that it meant you would basically learnt he same idol dances he knows, and you could do fun cosplay skits and karaoke, and you would actually know what he’s ranting about, he was in his working out clothes in a beat!

He was so excited and eager to teach you everything he knows, imagining how awesome you would be as a performing duo on a stage, dressed up super flashy and having so much fun while the crowd was cheering wildly.

Levi did ask in the end, albeit veeeery timidly, if you wanted to perform an idol routine with him in his own room, as he has all the best high-tech stuff to make his room look like an idol concert club, and he has the cosplay-making skills, so when you accept, he’s gonna faint from happiness.

Satan

He’s not too shy about working out - He knows he has to balance a working out, eating and studying to have a healthy life-style, so he does at least the bare minimum to keep himself fit.

Satan isn’t the type to tell you what to do, but somehow, the more you stay with him, the more his habits stick to you, so out of the blue, you find yourself doing random, low-maintenance exercises with him...Sometimes while he’s still reading, and you still can’t tell how he can do that.

From the many people he’s acquainted with, he hears about some succubi doing dance-workouts that are pretty entertaining and give you good vibes, so he asked you if you wanted to check out some routines, and choosing the songs you like together, you start doing dance-routines.

Surprise, surprise, it’s actually super fun, and the succubi are great dance teachers, so you and Satan try to sing some of the lyrics, when you’re not too exhausted and panting, or when the song is just too good.

It’s always been obvious that Satan is the domestic type, loving to do any sort of activity with you by your side, or just staying in the same room, or cuddling, doing completely separate things, and enjoying each other’s presence, so dancing together with you was real fun with him, especially because he didn’t have to be proper in any way or put appearances, as he does when outside of his room.

Satan would definitely ask to do more fun activities with you, including maybe supervised mountain climbing, horse-riding, swimming, painting, taking care of animals at the shelters and many other things you’re both into, or want to try new experiences.

Asmodeus

I already believe that Asmo does some kind of yoga and pilates daily - Not for a long time, but just what’s necessary - to keep himself healthy and in a great, lean shape, because having a healthy lifestyle means your skin is going to be beautiful and have that natural glow, so of course he’s gonna do anything to keep that up with minimum sweat required.

If he has a gig up, like modeling on a catwalk, a photoshoot, or some kind of important event, he’s going to do a shit ton of Aerobics and Zumba, maybe even Kangoo Jump for as little as a week and as long as a month or so, because he has to be perfect - As if he isn’t already, but still!

Since we already know he’s the kind to love going to the club and dancing, when you go to him, telling him about the new workout routine you started, since you were a bit bored of Asmo’s chill yoga routines, he was excited to see you trying out new things out of your own volition.

He will try to fish for all your favourite songs and get some succubi to come up with lit dance workout videos so you could both to them together and have fun, because obviously, he wants you to enjoy your favourite songs, and will do anything in his power to make that happen!

Of course, before you start working out, he will drag you to all the best sports shops and try out tons of outfits, and you’ll get matching ones - Comfy and Practical, but make it Fashion!

I’m pretty sure he won’t take it 100% seriously, and he’ll be all party and fun, singing the song out loud, taking your hands and doing random moves that aren’t in the routine, like spinning you or dipping you low, and of course, the occasional kiss-steals won’t be lost in the party, and you’re too adorable to resist.

Beelzebub

Well, this guy does heavy workouts, including weight-lifting and practices for his club activities, like Fangol, which is similar to American Football, which is very...Very Beel, to say the least.

He never pushes you to workout with him, but he did mention that if you ever want to use the gym and be alone, he will make sure nobody bothers you, but if you are in need of an instructor, he would volunteer to help you, despite going softer on you and giving you so many breaks, because you are a cute, little, frail human who doesn’t eat enough.

One day, he heard from Asmo about this super fun and accessible dance workouts, and he thought it would be nice to recommend to you, so he will ask all the details, along with some DevilTube links to such videos, and when you are next together, alone, he will tell you all about it.

As soon as he sees how enthusiastic you are about it, and you even asked him to join you, he will agree without a second thought.

Until he realises that he is so big and bulky that he basically has the grace of a wooden nightstand.

It doesn’t stop him from having fun and enjoying his time of bonding with you, obviously! He will do anything you want, as long as you’re having fun and smiling the way you’re doing now.

Not to mention, it’s pretty refreshing seeing you dance with no inhibitions, just throwing around your limbs and shaking your body like you’re free as a bird.

This is the type of life he wants to live - Fun, happy and chill with his loved ones.

Belphie

No matter how much of a damn sloth he is, you just CAN’T tell me this guy doesn’t do something like Yoga, Pilates or freaking Ballet, considering the moves his busts during does damned dance battles!

He clearly won’t ever ask you to dance or workout with him, because he has a reputation to uphold, he is the Avatar of Sloth, after all, and he can sleep everywhere, as long as he has that fluffy cow-patterned pillow to sleep on.

But one day, you barge into his room, all excited to tell him the newest gossip...Only to see him with music at max volume and following some random choreography, and you just look at him with that meme pikachu shocked face.

Belphie glared at you as bad as the day he killed you, while also blushing like crazy, because damn it, only Beel was supposed to know his secret!

You then grin at him mischievously, hugging his neck and asking if he wants to do dance-workout routines together, and he refuses at first...And second and third and hundredth, but in the end, he will give in, and you will dance together.

Sometimes, he will suggest the dance workouts with a partner, just so he could have a reason to be closer to you, lazily peck your lips, cheeks or forehead, while also being able to do romantic moves...Even if the song is romantic or has seductive moves or not.

It could be some weird country song about how cute horses and cows are, and he would still do something super cute.

And of course, after a well-deserved shower, a loooong cuddle and sleep session together, in his bed, is going to happen.

Diavolo

This is a bit of a spoiler for the lessons 26-29, but I believe Diavolo is feeling pretty lonely and cast out from the group, and he’s like a sad golden retriever who wants some attention and affection, so as soon as you realise that, you start going to him to talk about random things, send him cute messages, stickers, gossips, selfies, pics with things you found awesome or cool, and he super appreciates it, he’s so happy!

This made you start bonding and go out, spending time together, so you then explain to him about human habits, memes, vines, TikToks, fandoms, trends, fandoms, ideas and all the ape shit things you could come up with, like a grandpa trying to be hip with his grandkids, but he ends up so cringe and overly exaggerated that he’s super adorable.

And that includes the dabs and Egyptian dance moves he pulls in the dance battles.

Now, you don’t get those damned arms, abs and pecs (man boobs) without some effort, he clearly works out quite a lot, as often as he can, so one day, when he was searching around random things on YouTube, on his new human laptop, and he finds some women doing some super entertaining dancing workout routines, and he is so enthusiastic about it, that he called you over and showed you those vids.

Grinning at how excited and curious he is about your world, and since you already knew about them and did some in the past, you see that his eyes were wide and expecting, wanting to try it together...So you suggested it, and he was so cheerful!

Dia has Barbatos get you both some super cute matching workout outfits, and together, you start jamming in his huge room, not before you reminded him that this is more for fun, and he should just enjoy it and not take it too seriously, and he was over the moon, especially since you were there to share his enthusiasm.

Needless to say, neither of you had your cheerfulness and grins wiped from your faces for a long time, and Dia got to find out some lit human songs!

Yay!

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