#And then you'll be sorry

[tablevivant]

when i grow up i'll be avoiding salting my boiling water bc i only have a plastic shaker i inherited and i'm not ready to commit to one of those giant tubs of salt

[kakusu-shipping]

It’s such a shame I saw the Mario Movie right before the end of TOH because I am just as mental about Wittecest as Mariocest, but because the latter got into my brain first every single Wittecest post I see my brain goes

“That’s so toxic. They’re so messed up. The Mario Brothers would never.”

[minetteskvareninova]

Tumblr is great. I just explained a local gay commie OFMD co-fan my sexual preferences and why I sometimes think I might be a lesbian (long story, but no worries, Minette is still very much bi, it’s just my attraction to men is very femboy-focused) in a post where he discusses his in even more detail to refute a vaguely TERF-y anon. And if that doesn’t sum up the mainstream tumblr experience...

[kanerallels]

There are a lot of things I am Not Normal about but the song "How Do I Say Goodbye" by Dean Lewis will always be in the top ten at least

[attleboy]

YES ‼️ KILL ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[buttdumplin]

yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop. 

[oladthepancake]

🍁🍁🍁

- Kris, shouldn't we be at school now?

👉👈💦

- Kris, why do we stand in one place for an hour and get wet in the rain?

- Kris, you know... it's almost night...

- K-kris???????-

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's actually a comedian

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE

[gojosbf]

if you ever feel unlucky always remember the world is 7 billion years old and you get to live at the same time as nobara's comeback

[mienar]

close-ups of a commission i did a while back! 🌱

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[twistcmyk]

[arcanescreencaps]

8k upscale of Caitlyn and Vi in Arcane Season 2's teaser

[microvibing]

I like ward *gives him an existential crisis*

Character From marble sky comic by @ somerandomdudelmao, you should def read it right fucking now cuz its awesome

[heartorbit]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[arthursfuckinghat]

Oh Jack...

[nnobodoodles]

Detectives. Arriving. On the scene.

I can't stop thinking about this game, I can't stop thinking about them, I have to play it at least 20 more times-