#And then they announced a movie.

[sicariav]

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[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[tissterrachained]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, AGENT STONE IS A CHILL ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE MAKES AN INCREDIBLE LATTE, THAT'S RIGHT HE TAKES OUT HIS STAINLESS FUCKING STEEL SPOON AND HE STIRS UP AN INCREDIBLE LATTE, AND HE SAID THE CREAM WAS T H I S T H I C K AND I SAID THAT'S DELECTABLE, SO I'M MAKING AN APPRECIATION POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM

[aliveko]

Congratulations to all babies born in the Year of Shadow

It's referencing this incredible scene ofc

original tweet under cut

https://x.com/haeroist05/status/1778457882012402019

[shurisneakers]

. you'll never guess what happens in the new deadpool movie

[beetleandfox]

on his way to visit the albatross nest

[sameschmidtdiffname]

Take Everlark off your cute little 'Please, Please, Please' videos. Them motherfuckers could not be ashamed of each other if they tried. And they tried.

[hosseinis]

LEIGH WHANNELL as ADAM FAULKNER-STANHEIGHT ↳ "My name is very fucking confused! What's your name?"

[raptorbricks]

I saw the trailer and felt compelled

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

[sualne]

have some trans swan lake barbies

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!

[kissingarthurclaus]

What's more appropriate for this new crush than a kiss under the mistletoe? ☺️💖

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@cherry-bomb-ships @rosieshipper @rejaytionships @in-true-blue-love @tropicalgothships @little-miss-selfships

@cupiidzbow @frozenhi-chews @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy @space-sweetheart @halsinkisser @clancykisser

[cloud-ya]

my reaction to sonic 3 post credit scene but as shadow because I had my very cool shadow hoodie on lol

[boypied]

I just watched QUEER (2024), and now I'm super sad and super horny 😪