#And some warm milk

[ryllen]

nice try

[cuppajj]

we are so back

[phillietemple]

tit preshow drinking game

the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t

phil defends it saying it's a different experience

they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)

phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually

this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)

should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS

if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions

the first question sets the tone

who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)

(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”

unhinged fuck marry kill

domestic lore drop

phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over

question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy 

phil suggests susan as a name for something

a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other

phil broken rib mention

“the european mind cannot comprehend”

someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”

if we had a pet it would be dead right now

any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)

it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW

[kikker-oma]

[i-am-a-megalodon]

since tomorrow is international asexuality day

shoutout to sex-favorable aces, sex-neutral aces, and sex-repulsed aces. shoutout to demis, grays, cupios, frays, and everyone else in that gray area of the asexual spectrum. shoutout to aces who are still in the closet, aces who are feeling impostor syndrome about their identity, and aces who are out and proud. shoutout to aromantic aces and romantic aces; homo and hetero and bi and pan aces and more. cis aces, trans aces, nonbinary aces...

all flavors of aces have my respect. you all are valid and you all deserve respect.

[thenewgirl76]

Do not Disturb, Or ELSE

Inspired by this interestingly humorous post

Danny as the living/unliving embodiment of the "don't wake the sleeper" trope.

While this works with just regular ole Danny, I've decided to throw in both Ghost King Phantom and Constantine and Zatanna as his bio parents.

As Amity's sole major hero, a struggling high-schooler, and last but not least the Fenton's and GIW's biggest sought after prize capture Danny's already dealing with a colossal amount of pressure and rarely has the time to get the proper shut eye.

Throw in his fairly new status as ghost king, and you end up with a massively stressed and cranky sleep deprived teenager that oftentimes reacts rather violently if you dare to wake him prematurely.

Constantine and Zatanna know this all too well, having gotten a front row seat to the mayor getting viciously maimed by this scrawny boy(?) after being abruptly aroused from his nap while looking into the excess death energy surrounding Amity. Which is why after finding out this powerful yet somehow familiar entity was both the usurper of Pariah Dark's throne and their long lost son they agreed to keep it all hush hush. No need to risk a possible bad first impression with the Justice League as well as further hinder their kid's chances of getting more sleep after all.

All is reasonably well until Con and Z fail to stop the newest in a string of cult gatherings attempts to summon the ghost king and have no choice but to get the rest of the JL involved. Suffice to say, their hands are quite full trying to convince the League that the child they just witnessed not only transform into an eldritch abomination then literally maul every last one of the cultists in anger and frustration over being rudely awakened, but also take seemingly forever for them to calm down isn't a ginormous threat that must be closely monitored.

It certainly doesn't help matters when Danny threatens to remove a vital organ from the next person that wakes him up before cuddling up to his mom and dad and going back to sleep.

[archmagerykarr]

He just wants to make sure you're touched by the light tonight.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Masterpost

[soda-sparkss]

i absolutely aadore @chez-cinnamon 's Real World au, so i drew Fionn from their au meeting humanized Home from my au! they fill my brain with so much serotonin<33 teo dads who just love their kids jwjcjwjcwjjxj1jjdjwjdjw,,

[rataticaisdreaming]

hey sanders sides fandom, i miss you 🫶

here's a lil doodle i made last year of patton hugging my teddy bear 🩵✨

[ccaptain]

An important resolution for New Year is that I wanted to thank the friends who I'm shipping with and that make an effort to show me that they care. I'm feeling comfortable, safe and communicated with, and expecially loved when there's little thoughtful things being put in my way like little piiles of sugar in the way of an ant that I consume with delight.

I don't keep it hidden, and from my vent posts scattered to the winds there's a specially gruesome and anxiety-inducing experience I had to endure in the past years before I came here. I was consistently deprioritized when I wasn't catering to this person and had to sit there and witness myself being put at the last wheel of the squeaking cart while everyone else received something thoughtful but me, and also strung along with a leash I could not get free from. This affected me both at a personal and at a roleplaying level, with unpleasant consequences on how I act or relate to people that isn't a thing I would have asked for Santa as a present. So I wanted to thank everyone for being patient and sweet with me when it happens and I need a safe place to vent and just self-pity a little.

Also, this won't affect the ships that I have of now, as my energy is being truly matched in the Freaky kind of way, but I will be tightening my shipping rules and ask for a minimum of reciprocated energy when doing stuff and plotting. I could probably add a trial period where we just let our muses do their stuff and see if they click and decide if to continue or drop the ship.

Merry Christmas and New Year when it rolls around!

[spidrboots]

i only got :( one reply done :(( but i'm getting sleepy . . . so ! probably gonna lay down soon & / or just lurk a bit. gn all !! take care. tucking u all in & reading ur fav bedtime story. ♡

[qcoded]

dumbass sketch i forgot to post xd

Philip would be a horrible guardian right of the start.. this is why you dont let a mentally ill man take care of a baby

[polygonate]

if you melt chocolate into your chai does that make it a grimy-chai (like a dirty chai but no coffee) or a spiced hot chocolate

[omppupiiras]

each day i don't have to go grocery shopping is another day of me conquering the brainrot and not buying some stupid oat milk, yogurt and dessert bc of some dumb rapper with a bowlcut

[lighthouseas]

this fandom is so weird about everything like. why can't we be normal