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pastelaspirations Ā· 2 months ago
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Dear people in my dreams who are about to interrupt me when I am watching an Errorink video/comic dub... Don't. Stop. Turn right back around and do n o t do it-
You don't understand, okay. I can't just. Hit play and continue right where I left off. If you interrupt me, that video is gone. V a n i s h e d. DISINTEGRATED INTO MERE FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION, DISAPPEARING INTO THE FAR RECESSES OF MY MIND, NEVER TO BE SEEN A G A I N
So. Dream people. Please do not interrupt me when I am engaging with my favorite gay skelliebones, alright. It is quite literally impossible for me to ever find and engage with that video, comic dub, piece of art, or whatever the hell it was, because it's a figment of my imagination and I am physically unable to conjure it back up if interrupted-
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thewritergx Ā· 26 days ago
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Lavender Rafe Cameron x F!Reader
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Based off this
Just wanted to say a quick thank you for all the love recently <3
Summary: JJā€™s younger sister can't help but fall deeper in love with Rafe. When an explosive fight between the boys breaks out, she is forced to make a choice, her brother or the man that has been sneaking into her room every night for months.
Warnings: Fighting, mentions of blood. SMUT Containing: Soft/Dom Rafe x F!Reader, Slightly Sunshine Reader, Kissing, Fingering, L-bombs, P in V, Creampie, Tiniest amount of anal play, Crying from Overstimulation, Spitting, Choking, Spanking, Praising, Breeding Kink, After Care. Pet Names: Baby, Princess, Good girl, Daddy (like a lot).
Word Count: 6K
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
Please feel free to like and repost. Click here if youā€™d like more stories from me. Text divider from @cafekitsune.
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The day had started out so pure, waking up in Rafeā€™s arms, the sun glittering through a crack in your window curtains. His arms gripped you tight, stirring you out of a deep sleep as he planted delicate kissing on your neck, sucking a faint pink spot just above your collarbone. Your eyes calmly fluttered open, sinking into his touch for more.Ā 
ā€œGood morning, princessā€. Rafe cupped his hand around your chin, his fingers pushing back a strand of messy sleep hair, and attached his lips to yours.Ā 
He didn't even care about your morning breath, skillfully pushing his tongue past your lips and engulfing you under his body. You are the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, he thought. Not even in a sexy, lustful type of way. In a way like you were a piece of art, handcrafted and sculpted, sitting on display in the museum of his mind.
Fuck, he needed every day to start out like this.Ā 
The kiss wasnā€™t even supposed to lead to this. He just wanted to be close to you, but the way you breathed inaudible little moans into his neck and whispered his name so painfully smooth hexed him.Ā 
A true siren, he thought.Ā 
You wrapped your arms around the base of Rafeā€™s neck, fingers ghosting through his buzzed-cut hair. Rafe always thought himself a strong man, a protector, but your touch destroyed him, all the strength in him crashing down to a whining puddle of need.Ā 
He looked so good like this, hovered over you and panting into your neck, cold metal rings on his fingers digging into the silky skin of your thighs.Ā 
ā€œOh baby,ā€ Rafe begged, his hips pressing into yours, the thin material of his boxers allowing him to feel the subtle arousal leaking on your panties.
That was it. He needed you.Ā 
ā€œRafe,ā€ you breathed so softly, biting the long sleeve of Rafeā€™s shirt you had slept in.Ā 
ā€œYeah, princess?ā€ Rafe reached for the line of your panties, spreading your legs as he pulled them to the side, perfect little pussy on display.Ā 
ā€œJJā€™ll be home soon. Heā€™s gonna see your car,ā€ you mournfully groaned, staring up at Rafeā€™s parted lips and pleading eyes.
ā€œWe have time. Iā€™ll be fast, promise.ā€ Rafe pulled his boxers down, the chill air hitting his hard cock. ā€œNeed you nowā€¦pleaseā€.
You nodded your head in response, Rafe hands easily assassinating any thoughts of JJ coming home.Ā 
ā€œOwā€, you whined, watching as Rafe dipped a single digit inside you, hands fighting against the hem of your panties. ā€œRafey, pleaseā€.Ā 
Fuck when you called him thatā€¦he was nothing but yours.Ā 
ā€œGotta stretch you out a little, baby. Don't wanna hurt you.ā€ Rafeā€™s eyebrows were focused, watching as your walls gushed around him, arousal soaking his finger. He hooked his finger, pressing right on that spot that drove you crazy, the rings on his hands hitting against your soft skin.Ā 
ā€œColdā€, you swallowed and Rafe hummed, gently removing his fingers and pulling his rings off, sitting them nonchalantly on your bedside table. He worked quick, sliding two fingers back inside you, relishing in the warmth of his skin. He could stay right here, like this, forever, if you would let him.Ā 
He pumped his fingers in and out, swirling them inside you.Ā 
God, he hated this. You should be coming around his fingers, in his mouth, and then around his fingers again before he even dared to think about putting his dick inside you. But he knew he didn't have time, and he cursed himself for not waking you up earlier.Ā 
Fucking JJ was always ruining everything.Ā 
If he wasn't such a mess right now, he would have taken you without any care, making you scream on his cock until the entire obx knew whose bitch you were. But Rafe fought to be gentle. Most of the time, it was so easy. You were so pure, he never felt the need to get rough, something he never experienced before. For most girls, he had no problem choking, slapping, or bending over and shoving his cock into them. But you were changing him, rewriting his DNA, and turning him into a whimpering mess. The worst part was, he fucking loved it.
Rafeā€™s hands grabbed at your sides and he worked fast, reaching for his wallet and pulling out a gold package. He opened it with his teeth, grabbing the condom and swiftly pulling it down his dick. Something else he wasn't used to doing before you. He never minded wearing them, as long as you were safe and comfortable. But sometimes he fucking dreamed of sliding in that sweet pussy, no barriers between the two of you, and painting your tight little walls until he was dripping out of you, filling you with his hot seed, and growing a baby.Ā 
You picked your hips up some, wrapping your legs just above Rafeā€™s waist. He lined himself up against you, sliding the tip in so slowly he felt your walls open around him.
Your mouth hung open, soft coys falling from you like lava.
ā€œThat's it, babyā€. It was torture, sinking inside you this slow, but Rafe knew you were still getting used to him and you needed more time to really open up for him, his finger not enough to truly warm you up. He sunk down, feeling himself hit the back of your pussy, a squelching sound vibrating around the room.Ā 
ā€œOh!ā€, you cried, dragging your nails down Rafeā€™s back with a slight hiss. You didnā€™t know how he was able to do this but the heat in your body was already rising and you felt your pussy crying out for him, sucking him in further as he sat still, waiting and stretching you so much more than you had experienced before him.Ā 
ā€œYes!ā€, you yelled, legs shaking and body writhing at his touch.
ā€œYou cumming already, princess?ā€ Rafe chuckled, ā€œhavenā€™t even moved yet,ā€ He couldn't help but smirk, dragging himself out completely and slamming himself back in.
You nodded your head, unable to speak as your back arched off the bed. You felt your cheeks grow hot, the coil in you ready to pop.
ā€œYeah?ā€ Rafe smirked. ā€œCum on my dick, baby.ā€ Pride filled him and your pussy leaked with arousal, like nectar from a wildflower.Ā 
Rafe couldnā€™t get enough of it and before you had a chance to come down from your high, he slammed into you, ripping high-pitched cries from your throat.Ā 
He knew you couldnā€™t be too loud, just in case. So he leaned down, taking his time to explore your mouth deep and sensual. Each movement of your lips is longing and tender like he had been away for years. His breaths are hot and come out as shaky gasps. He falls into the kiss, absorbing your moans and sucking your bottom lips.
His thrusts were faster now, hitting you with the perfect force to rip another orgasm through you, the lights in the room fading as you clenched your eyes shut.
ā€œFuck, thatā€™s my sweet girlā€. Rafeā€™s breath was hot on your neck ā€œThatā€™s my good little girlā€. He dragged his warm hands up your shirt, massaging the velvety skin of your tits and lightly pinching a nipple between his fingers.Ā 
And fuck, you knew JJ would be home at any second. It had been so hard keeping Rafe a secret, him sneaking in so quietly, having to wrap his hand around your mouth so you didnā€™t scream out, and fucking you on the floor so the bed didnā€™t smack against the wall.Ā 
You clenched your walls around Rafe, bearing down your stomach to tighten around his cock.Ā 
ā€œFuck, baby girlā€. Rafeā€™s eyes rolled back, his forehead pressed against yours as you flexed your legs around his waist harder, sinking him in impossibly deeper.Ā 
ā€œGoddamn, yesā€, Rafe hissed, sucking his teeth against his lips, jaw clenched tight.
ā€œFucking love you, babyā€. His thrust grew faster, hitting you with more force.Ā 
ā€œGod, I love you so muchā€, he growled, pressing his lips into yours as thick white ropes of cum shot out of him.
ā€œAhh, owā€. Your teeth clattered together, your body shaking as he pulled out of you, your chest rising and falling. ā€œL-love y-you t-too,ā€Ā 
God, he didn't want to leave. He stayed above you, peppering you with kisses again. He wanted more of you. But, he ripped his body off the bed, throwing the condom in the trash can next to your desk. Everything told him to stay, wrap his arms around you, and caress your skin until you fell asleep on him again. It felt dirty and wrong sneaking out of your window after you were just wrapped around his cock, crying for him. He wanted to take care of you, wanted to clean you up with his mouth, and wash your body in a steamy shower. He felt like a bad boyfriend, like a little bitch that didn't know how to treat his woman.
ā€œI hate your brother,ā€ Rafe frowned, throwing on a black hoodie and a pair of dark jeans.Ā 
ā€œI know,ā€ you laughed, watching as he grabbed all his things.Ā 
Rafe leaned down, your body still weak and crumbling, and wrapped his arms around you, pulling you in and breathing your scent. Vanilla and coconut.Ā 
ā€œLove you, baby,ā€ he groaned, forcing himself to open the window and snake his body through.Ā 
An immediate sadness filled you, watching as he pulled out of the driveway. You sunk your body back into your bed, the loss of Rafeā€™s arm making you cold.
Thirty minutes had passed and you had just enough time to get dressed, hearing the sound of JJ knocking on the bedroom door.Ā 
ā€œHungry?ā€, he asked, carrying in a bag from Heywardā€™s Seafood.
You sat up, legs slightly sore from your earlier activities.Ā 
ā€œGod yes,ā€ you smiled, scooting so JJ could sit next to you. He laughed, sitting two drinks down on your bedside table.
JJ's eyes fell on the silver round metal absentmindedly thrown on the table. ā€œWhat the fuck is this?ā€Ā 
Your heart pounded in your chest. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. This was so bad. JJ had always been your protector, hovering over you like a bodyguard protecting celebrities from the paparazzi.Ā 
ā€œWhose fucking rings are these?ā€ he scowled, a venom rising in his voice.
ā€œNobodies. Give them to meā€, you yelped, trying to stop JJ from picking them up.Ā 
You struggled for a moment and JJ snatched one from your hand quickly, silently inspecting the inside to see the name ā€œCameronā€ engraved on the inside.
ā€œYou have got to be fucking kidding meā€ JJ stood, running his hands through his blonde hair.Ā 
ā€œPlease tell me Rafe Cameron was not in my fucking house.ā€ JJ was fully yelling now, looking at you like you had just stabbed him in a vital organ.
You didn't know what to say and you swore you might have been having a heart attack, chest tightening, and the room spinning.Ā 
ā€œJJ, it's not what you thinkā€. You followed as JJ stomped through the house, his fist in balls.Ā 
ā€œNot what I think?ā€ JJ yelled again, throwing on a pair of shoes. ā€œDid he fucking touch you? Are you okay?ā€ JJ spiral, looking you up and down for any marks or scratches.Ā 
His eyes twitched, his skin turning a ghostly white. ā€œIs that a fucking hickey?ā€Ā 
ā€œIt's not like that.ā€ You yell back. ā€œHe loves meā€.
ā€œYou think that psychopath loves you?ā€ JJ laughed, grabbing his keys and slamming the screen door, a loud screech echoing throughout the home.
ā€œHe's not a psychopathā€. You chased after him, unable to keep up with his fast pace.Ā 
ā€œStop. Go back to the fucking house. Iā€™m serious.ā€ JJ practically screamed, his eyes dark and he swore he was seeing red hot blood.Ā 
ā€œWhere are you going?ā€ you screamed, watching as JJ climbed into the Twinkie, turning on the engine and speeding away.Ā 
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Ā 
JJ didnā€™t even know where to go, but he promised himself, that the second he found Rafe, he was going to kill him.
After what seemed like an eternity, he found the Cameron boy, sitting at a table with friends. He locked his sights on Rafe, rage consuming him. He didn't care that the restaurant was crowded, didn't even care if he got arrested for assault.Ā 
Rafe spotted him a mile away, the tires of the Twinkie screeching in the parking lot made JJ pretty obvious. He almost ignored the blonde boy, but he could see by the strides in JJā€™s walk and his tense shoulders, something was off.Ā 
ā€œJJ, donā€™t do this man,ā€ Rafe yelled, putting his hands up as a sign of protest. He had promised you that he wouldn't fight JJ again, and breaking a promise with you was something he didn't plan on doing today.Ā 
Rafe stayed glued to his chair, even as JJ stomped toward him.
ā€œGet up,ā€ JJ shouted, the crow around them growing eerily quiet and still. ā€œYou think you can just come into my house and fuck my little sister like some slut?ā€
Rafeā€™s jaw clenched. He breathed calmly, trying to stop his body from the violence it was always quick to turn to. ā€œWhat did you just fucking call her?ā€ Rafeā€™s skin boiled.Ā 
ā€œShe thinks you fucking love herā€ JJ laughed, throwing Rafeā€™s rings at him, hitting him in the arm.
ā€œDude, you need to back off before you start some shit you can't take backā€ Rafe looked around, standing from his chair and taking a step closer to JJ.
ā€œNah, I don't think I willā€ JJ was quick to throw a punch, landing it hard on Rafeā€™s eye. He stumbled back, body falling on the side of a table for balance.Ā 
Rafeā€™s expression hardened, his jaw clenched tight, and fist locked into balls. As much as he wished he could, he wouldn't let that shit go. He regained his balance fast, and wrapped his arms around JJ, tackling him onto the ground with a loud ā€˜thudā€™.
The two boys thrashed around the floor, bodies struggling to pull each other off until Rafe finally pinned JJ down. He grabbed the collar of JJā€™s shirt, blowing punches as JJ struggled under him, blood pooling at his lip. Rafe was careful, not using any real strength, but still causing some damage. The crowd gasped, and security rushed to pull the boys off of each other.Ā 
ā€œDonā€™t fucking come near her again or I swear to god Iā€™ll kill you. Iā€™ll fucking kill youā€: JJ screamed, two men pulling him in the opposite direction.
Hours had passed and your phone was blowing up. You watched your screen flash over and over again, texts from Rafe, your friends, and even Topper. JJ finally came home, face covered in bruises and his eyes swollen.Ā 
You knew your relationship with Rafe would have consequences but you didnā€™t expect them to be quite this severe.
ā€œBaby, Iā€™m sorryā€, lit up on the screen, the simple short sentence enough to stop your anger in its tracks, like the flame of a candle quickly blown out. You knew you should text him back, but you wouldnā€™t give up that easily. You sat your phone down, silencing it for the next couple of hours while you lay in bed.Ā 
You tried so hard to go to sleep, your mind racing and body aching. It was weird, ignoring Rafe. More texts had come through, Rafe telling you how much he loved you, that he was sorry, that he would make it up to you if you would just talk to him.Ā 
As much as you wanted to stay mad, your body was starving for him. You knew he was probably feeling like shit.
You ripped your body from your mattress, threw on a sweatshirt, and quietly sneaked out the front door. The walk to Rafeā€™s house was a quiet one, the breeze softly flowing through your hair in the moonlight.
You found the huge house quick, praying that Rafe was still awake.Ā 
You had been here before, but your heart pounded in your chest as you found Rafe's window, slowly pushing up on the glass. The room was dark and quiet except for the subtle breathing from Rafe.
ā€œWhat are you doing?ā€ He shot up in the dark, quickly turning on the light and grabbing your hand as you stepped inside the room.Ā 
ā€œI-I couldn't sleep,ā€ you coyed, playing with your finger in your hands.
ā€œMe either.ā€ Rafe sat on his bed, quietly watching as you stood in front of him. ā€œCome here,ā€ he softly demanded, tapping his lap.Ā 
You tried to get a sense of what he was thinking but he was so closed off in the moment, you couldn't figure out any of his emotions.Ā 
Rafe positioned you on top of him, placing you around his left leg. ā€œIā€™m sorry, baby.ā€ His hands fell to your sides and you locked your arms around him.
ā€œI know. Itā€™s okay. Just needed to see youā€. You pulled him closer, placing a kiss on his lips. You relaxed into him, a moan escaping you as he licked at your lips, swapping his salvia with yours in a heated dance.Ā 
Rafe broke the kiss, tucking your hair behind your ear. ā€œMissed me, huh? Didn't get enough earlier?ā€Ā 
ā€œYeah,ā€ you whined, watching Rafeā€™s hands travel to your thigh, rubbing smooth circles with his thumb on your sweatpants.
ā€œI know baby, I knowā€. Rafe reached for your shoes, roughly pulling them off and throwing them in the corner of the room. He stood you up, pulling off your sweatpants and snaking his fingers down the hem of your panties, before repositioning you on his leg.
He planted kisses back on your neck, sucking hard and biting at your skin. Suddenly he realized he could make the marks as dark as he wanted, show everyone whose girl you were, who you belonged to. You wiggled under him, his bare skin pressing against your pussy.
You grined your hips softly, Rafeā€™s hands reaching to pull off your sweatshirt., ā€œMmhā€, you withered, the smooth skin of Rafeā€™s thighs slick with your juices as you rubbed your clit against his tensing muscles. Rafe reached for your hips, pushing and pulling you so you rocked harder against him, the added pressure pushing your body down harder.Ā 
ā€œThatā€™s a good girl. Ride my thigh.ā€ You threw your head onto his shoulders, mouth falling open.Ā 
ā€œNo, no.ā€ Rafe grabbed your chin. ā€œLet me watch youā€ He locked his eyes on yours.
ā€œWhy didnā€™t you answer my texts?ā€ he asked, eyebrows furrowed and jaw tight, the vein in his neck noticeably swollen.
ā€œR-Rafe,ā€ You sighed, body hot. ā€œI d-donā€™t k-knowā€.
ā€œIā€™ve been good to you, right?ā€ Rafe spoke, his voice emotionless and still, something you didn't recognize. He looked like a statue, eyes staring down at you as you wiggled in his lap, his hand coming to cup your chin, forcing you to stare up at him.
ā€œY-yes, you t-treat meā€¦t-treat m-me so wellā€, you answered honestly, focusing on the dark bruise under his eye. You felt your pussy practicing dripping, a pool of your arousal on his thigh.Ā 
ā€œYeah? You know I love you, baby?ā€ he swiped his thumb over your mouth, pulling the plump skin of your bottom lip down slightly.
You nodded your head, breathing becoming stranded as your body tightened.Ā 
ā€œI do. I love you more than anything. But I think I need to teach you a lesson. I think you need to learn who's in charge here, huh?ā€ Rafe dipped his thumb in your mouth, your soft tongue grazing the callous skin of his finger pads.Ā 
ā€œFuck, Rafe!ā€ You nodded your head again, your hips moving uncontrollably. You swirled your tongue around his thumb, sucking and lightly grazing your teeth over him.Ā 
ā€œThatā€™s it. Cum for me babyā€ Rafe growled, watching the way your body moved so harshly against him.Ā 
Rafe just stared, the boiling need he had been repressing for so long finally erupting. It was the side of him he had worked so hard to make sure you never saw. But at this moment, he didn't care. You were his, all his, and if you thought you could just ignore him all day, you had another thing coming.Ā 
ā€œGet on your knees.ā€Ā 
You followed his instructions without a word, watching as Rafe pulled off his boxers.
Your blood ran cold, cheeks flustered and legs weak from the orgasm. He was so gorgeous, the tip of his cock a dark shade of pink and slightly curved up.Ā 
You stared for a moment, trying to hype yourself up. Head was never your strong suit, and honestly, Rafe hardly asked for it. He stood like a rock, pumping his hard cock above you, your pretty eyes locked on him.
ā€œPut your hands behind your backā€ Rafe stepped closer, grabbing at the ends of your hair and holding it in a make-shirt ponytail. You werenā€™t sure what to make of it, but you did as you were told, a hint of fear behind your eyes.
You nodded your head, and slowly put your hands behind your back, your knees digging into the carpet as you opened your mouth. Rafe rubbed his cock against your plump lips, precum shining on your lips as you lightly kissed the tip of his penis and licked the slit.
ā€œFuck,ā€ Rafe groaned, his hands pushing tight in your hair as you wrapped your lips delicately around the head of his cock. His sounds set you on fire, confidence striking you. You bobbed your head deeper, taking him in smoothly.
ā€œTap my thigh twice if you need to,ā€ His hands in your hair pushed you down until you were gagging around him and you fought to keep your throat relaxed. Your mouth was wide open, jaw painfully stretched as his cock hit the back of your throat with a vengeance, small tears forming in the corner of your eyes and tenderly falling down your cheek, Saliva filled your mouth, running down your chin and onto the base of Rafeā€™s cock. You had never, never done anything like this before. You tried to stay calm, keep your teeth away from Rafe's sensitive member.
ā€œFuck, Princessā€, Rafeā€™s thrust were deep, the force causing you to gag and the sound echoing around the room. ā€œTaking me so well. Didnā€™t even know you could fucking do this,ā€ Rafe hissed between gritted teeth, pushing your shoulders so your mouth popped off his dick. He grabbed your chin, forcing you to look up. Rafe leaned into you, spitting into your mouth like a pro. His saliva was warm, filling your mouth and falling from your chin before he was wrapping you back around his cock. This time impossibly rougher and the tears continued to stream down, your throat threatening to close at any moment.Ā 
ā€œGet on the bed,ā€ Rafe demanded, pulling you to your feet and pushing you so you landed with a soft thud. He dragged a hand from your neck to your breast. Your heart pounded in your chest, and something told you, you were meeting the Rafe that everyone had warned you about. Every nerve in your body was shot, and goosebumps tainted your skin.
ā€œDonā€™t fucking move,ā€ Rafe demands, hand gripping down on my stomach. You nod in silence and stay as still as possible as he brings his hands between your legs, forcing you to spread them apart.
ā€œThink I need to give you a safeword. How about lavenderā€. He stood above you, eyes dark but a hint of sincerity behind them.Ā 
ā€œOkay,ā€ you gasp, watching as Rafe shoves a finger inside you, with no warning.Ā 
ā€œGoddamn, look at that pretty cuntā€, Rafe huffs, the air hitting your core as he spreads your lips apart. He presses against your soft walls with a devilish force, sending chills through your entire body ā€œSo messy already. Gonna let me leave you dripping?ā€
You whimper and nod your head in response, a need growing as he begins to apply more pressure to his movements. You feel your walls clench around his fingers, eager for him to open you up more.Ā 
Rafe lets out a soft ā€œYeah, you areā€ and begins to pump his finger in and out sending a squelching arousal down your legs. You try your hardest to stay still and relax into his touch, but Rafe is quick to add a second finger, hooking them up to hit your g-spot relentlessly.Ā  A look of complete focus covers Rafeā€™s face, his eyebrows furrowed and lips locked tight.Ā 
ā€œFuck yes! Donā€™t stop.ā€ Your cries grow louder and your hips develop an involuntary bucking motion, Rafe's fingers hitting you hard and rough. He was like an animal and you were the prey. He brought another hand to your clit, rubbing circles with his thumb and adding a sensation that sends you over the edge. ā€œThatā€™s it, cum on my fingers Princess,ā€ he groans, fingers moving fast and rough.Ā 
Your thighs hug his wrist, clenching together subconsciously.
ā€œFucking keep them open,ā€ Rafe growls, his motions showing no signs of stopping or acknowledgment about the thick white creamy liquid coating the bottom of his fingers.Ā 
ā€œFuck, Rafe. P-Please. Just need you inside me, please,ā€ you whine, your legs already shaky and weak.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll fuck you when Iā€™m ready. Shut up and take my fingers,ā€ he states emotionlessly like heā€™s completely unaffected by your pleas and cries for more.
ā€œAhh!ā€ you bite my lip hard, his fingers too rough after the wave of pleasure that just washed over you. Rafe loses his mind at your dripping cunt, placing his mouth around your clit and sucking hard before flicking his tongue.Ā 
ā€œOh my god, Daddy!ā€ You didn't even process the name, didnā€™t even mean to say it.
Rafe growls, spitting on your clit and quickly devouring it again. ā€œGood girl. This my fucking pussy?ā€ Rafe mumbles, licking stripes between your folds. His fingers continue at an inhumane pace, sending shocks of pleasure too intense for you to handle.Ā 
ā€œYes, daddy. Itā€™s yours!" You practically scream. ā€œGod, Iā€™m going to cum again. R-Rafe, please, t-too mu-much,ā€ Your fingers dig into his hair, pulling at him aggressively.Ā 
ā€œYou can take it. Cum on my mouth like a good girl.ā€ Rafe growls, the demand in his tone rough and strong. His fingers leave a sloppy echo in the air, sounds of your wetness bouncing off the walls. You buck your hips into his mouth, wet thick arousal dripping down your legs and Rafe has to hold you down, his hand moving from your clit to apply rough pressure to your stomach. ā€œGod, you taste fucking amazing.ā€ Rafe sits up, sliding his forearm behind your back, giving him easy access to pull you into another kiss, lips soft and plump against his. You taste yourself on him, sweet and salty.Ā 
ā€œGet on all fours,ā€ he states plainly, helping you flip over.Ā 
Rafe placed a hand on your back, spreading your legs a bit wider and pulling you back so your ass hung perfectly in the air.Ā 
You arched your back more, feeling Rafe line up with your swollen pink lips. ā€œOh, fuckā€, you cried as Rafe sunk inside in one quick motion, so deep his balls rested against your clit.Ā 
ā€œYou okay?ā€Ā 
ā€œY-yeahā€ You moaned, voice strained, and head deep in the pillow under you
ā€œDoing so well for me. Such a sweet girl,ā€ he whispered, slowly pulling out the tip of his cock, hands reaching to pull your hair back hard.Ā 
ā€œThank you, daddy.ā€ You cried, the feeling of him hitting your G-spot already causing your legs to shake around him.Ā 
ā€œMmh, youā€™re welcome baby,ā€ Rafe was a mess inside his own head, your warm pussy invading every crevice of his mind, but on the outside, he appeared collected and calm.Ā 
He couldn't believe you were taking him like this, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted to you. He felt himself get brave, pressing his thumb inside your puckered hole, the skin warm and tight around him.Ā 
ā€œOw!ā€ You screamed, trying to pull away from him.Ā 
ā€œStop fucking running. Arch that back baby,ā€ Rafe growled, pulling your hair harder so you had to sit back on him.Ā 
ā€œFuck, you like my thumb in your ass? Dirty fucking slut, letting me ruin you, huh?ā€ Rafe threw his head back, pumping into you on a mission, his hips slapping against you hard. Rafe brought his hand down, landing on your ass with an echoing ā€˜slapā€™. A bright red hand print already started to form, your skin stinging.Ā 
ā€œAhh! Ow,ā€ cried, unable to keep the tears from spilling out any longer.Ā 
Rafe felt a sting of guilt and he couldn't exactly tell if your cries were from pain or pleasure.
ā€œDo you need to say the safe word, baby girl?ā€ He slowed his thrust, his voice softeningĀ 
ā€œNo, Daddy, God! D-Donā€™t stop, please. Please don't stop, daddy.ā€ You couldn't help it and you bucked your hips back, bouncing your ass against him and loud claps ringing in your ears.
ā€œSuch a good fucking slut, taking me like this. Bet you wouldnā€™t care if I came inside you, huh? Have you falling asleep with my cum dripping out of you?ā€ Rafeā€™s thrust grew impossibly harder, hitting the back of yourĀ pussy like he hated you, like he wanted to hurt you.
You nodded your head, the sounds of your wetness filling your ears. You have never been this wet before. ā€œYes! Pleaseā€, you cried, feeling another orgasm threatening to spill out of you. Your thoughts were so clouded you didn't even realize Rafe was fucking you raw.Ā 
ā€œOh fuck, really?ā€ Rafe smirked, grabbing your hands so he could put them behind your back, his hips fucking you completely into the mattress. ā€œGonna let me cum inside you, sweet girl?ā€Ā 
You nodded your head, unable to speak with your head pressed into your pillow, orgasm hitting you hard. Arousal soaked so thick inside you Rafe had to pull his cock out, splashes of your juices landing on his stomach and dripping down.Ā 
ā€œFuck, thatā€™s a good girl. Squirt on daddy's cockā€. Rafe slammed back inside you, immediately continuing his torturous pace, dick slapping into you like a rock.Ā 
ā€œIā€™m sorry, daddyā€ You were completely fucked out, drunk on the stretch of your ass and pussy. You didnā€™t even know what you were saying, didnā€™t even process what was happening. ā€œIā€™m so sorry I ignored you. Won't ever do it again.ā€ You struggled to speak, your voice horse and rough.Ā 
ā€œI know, baby.ā€ Rafe groaned, his breath heavy and strained, sweat dripping down his chest. ā€œI know you're sorry.ā€ Rafe placed a kiss on your shoulder, leaning down and gently pulling out of you. You moaned at the loss of him, chest panting.Ā 
ā€œTurn over,ā€ Rafe hovered over you, hooking his arms around your legs and pulling them over his shoulders.
He leaned down, grabbing the base of his cock and lining himself up to your entrance. His eyes locked on yours as he pressed himself back inside you, lips crashing against yours in a hungry passion, teeth clashing together.Ā 
His hands caress over your body as if he's memorizing every inch of you, his previous roughness replaced by a tender touch, leaning down to place gentle kisses on your tits. His mouth latches onto you, sucking gently and swirling his tongue around your swollen bud, teasing and playing.Ā 
ā€œSo fucking soft and sweet,ā€ Rafe moans, using a hand to massage your other nipple. His fingers move delicately, pinching and pulling at it softly. You try not to squirm too much under him, but your hips move involuntarily, his body weight holding down as he thrusts softly inside you.
ā€œHarder,ā€ you moaned, needing him to completely wreck you.Ā 
ā€œYeah? Need it deeper?ā€ Rafe chuckled, picking himself up off his hands and slamming into you, matching his earlier speed. ā€œThink you can handle more of this?ā€Ā 
ā€œFuck, Rafe!ā€ your walls clenching so tight around him, the muscles in your stomach and chest were sore, as he pumped in and out. Rafeā€™s hand traveled up to your throat squeezing with a deadly force as wetness dripped out of you.Ā 
Your legs shook, back arching off the bed as your vision went black, air escaping you. You dug your nails into Rafeā€™s back, scratching bright red lines down him until he was hissing in pain. ā€œT-too m-much,ā€ you breathed out, voice strained by the tight fingers wrapped around you.Ā 
Rafe reluctantly let go, his hands traveling down to your waist. ā€œFuck, baby. So fucking tight,ā€ ā€œStay right there. Just like that.ā€ Rafe growled, his thrust becoming obviously uneven, just as hard but messy and uncalculated. His fingers dug into your skin as he bit his lip, dropping his head into your neck.
ā€œLove you, baby,ā€ he whispered, painting the inside of your walls with his cum. Fuck, no one had ever come inside you before.Ā 
ā€œGod, Rafe,ā€ You shuddered at the feeling of his cum dripping out of you as he slowly pulled out. Your body shook violently, the feeling of his cock deep in your cunt still attacking your mind. He stayed motionless before you, placing a light kiss on your cheek, and carefully rolling you over. He placed your head on his chest, wrapping his arms tight around you before pulling the blankets over you.Ā 
ā€œYou okay?ā€ Rafe mumbled, all out of breath and exhausted. ā€œDid I hurt you?ā€ his tone was lined with fear, his fingers trembling as he lightly caressed your arm.
You were still gasping at his touch, tears slowly falling down your cheek. ā€œN-No, f-felt so g-good,ā€ you cried, trying to breathe through the orgasms that still echoed on your skin.Ā 
ā€œIā€™m sorry about JJ. I just, I couldn't let him talk about you like thatā€ Rafe fluttered his eyes open, kissing your forehead.Ā 
ā€œItā€™s, i-itā€™s o-okay,ā€ you whispered, unable to move or react much to Rafeā€™s words.
Rafe whispered soft shh's, his mind racing as you cried into him. Fuck, this was why he never did this. He was so scared, scared he hurt you or pressured you, or did anything you wouldnā€™t like. You were always a mess after you had sex, but something looked broken in you right now. Rafe pulled you tighter against him and you gasped with every movement, the fear building inside him until he was just as much of a mess as you were.Ā 
ā€œBaby, please. Just calm down, just breathe. Youā€™re okay, I got you.ā€ Rafe didn't know if he was really saying it to you or himself, and he felt his own tears threatening to spill from his eyes. He swore an hour had passed before you had finally stopped shaking, your legs only slightly trembling, and your breathing finally at a normal rate.Ā 
ā€œIā€™m good, Rafe. I promise. It was justā€¦a lotā€ you mumbled, cheeks all flustered and voice shy. He held you until you were asleep in his arms, too afraid to move you like you were a piece of glass that might break.Ā 
You were so sore the next day, you didn't want to walk. Bright pink hickies lined your skin, and you were sure your throat was bruised. But you fucking loved it, loved that you would feel him for days. Loved that you could finally show him off.Ā 
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thethronezone Ā· 18 days ago
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Primarchs holding their child for the first time
At first, Mortarion's hold on them is awkward, his body tense and brows furrowed like he's holding a bomb instead of an infant. But ever so slowly, he relaxes. His expression eases up into one of quiet contemplation and slight wonder. He suddenly feels younger. Not as broken. Like a tiny piece of himself that he thought died long ago have returned.
Fulgrim fusses over the baby in his arms, inspecting them with the eyes of an art critic. And he can't look away. Splendid. Spectacular. Perfect. Fulgrim calls them his greatest creation, his masterpiece. He coos to them, promises of grandeur and greatness. Oh, he's got such plans! So much to teach them, to show them, he can't wait!
Weeks pass before Angron decides to hold his child for the first time. Most people assume that he doesn't want to be a father, that he doesn't care about his child. They are wrong. The truth is, Angron is afraid that the nails will drive him to hurt them. He holds them only briefly, just for a short moment, but he treasures that moment of peace, sears it into his memory like he'll die without it.
Magnus knew his child before they were born. The moment their little soul formed, the moment they developed brain capacity, he formed a mental link with them. For curiosity? Yes. But also because he could not wait to meet them. Now that he has them in his arms, it feels like he's meeting an old friend, someone he's known for a long, long time.
Perturabo stares at the child sleeping in his arms. He had refused to hold them directly after birth, seeing no point in it. But now he's holding them and for once, Perturabo doesn't know what to do. They are small, they are fragile, they are weak and most of all, they are USELESS. Yet he can't bring himself to hate them for it, no matter how much he wants to.
Alpharius is the first to hold one to hold the baby. He smiles down at them, already proud of them despite the fact that all they have done so far is be born. Omegon gets to hold them later, when Alpharius returns with the child back home. Omegon practically snatches the child from his brother's arms, impatient and unwilling to wait any longer.
Lorgar holds the baby high up in the air, above his head, like he's showing them off to the stars themselves. Actually, he's probably doing just that. His child is his blessing, his life work. Lorgar needs the world to see them and feel what he feels. He then holds them close, forehead pressed against them as he mutters soft prayers. There are tears in his eyes, with a few rolling down his face.
There are not enough words to describe the amount of warmth and love in Horus' smile as he gazes down upon the baby in his arms. This is his treasure, his legacy and heir but most importantly, the child he's always wanted. Horus promises them the world and more. He refuses to put them down or for anyone else to hold them for a good while.
It takes a while for Konrad to hold his child for the first time. He's so scared that he will hurt them, that his thirst for violence and terror will get the better of him. But once he gathers the courage, once he holds them in his arms, he doesn't want to ever let go. He cradles his child in his arms and promises to never hurt them, that he would rather die than let that happen. And he means it.
Sanguinius folds his wings around him and his baby, shielding both himself and his baby from view as he holds them close. He can't stop staring at them, eyes wet with unshed tears and a soft smile on his face as he whispers them promises for the future and proclamations of love and assurances. You are enough, you are strong, you are loved, you are perfect the way you are.
Corvus sits in silence, a sleeping infant in his arms. He can't help but stare, as if they will suddenly disappear if he looks away for even a second. It feels unreal, finally holding them after waiting for so long. He gently swipes a thumb across the side of their face. Corvus slowly curls up around them, as if to shield them from the world he knows won't wait to tear them down.
When Ferrus prepared for the arrival of the baby, he thought he had it all under control. But now, holding them in his arms for the first time, he's suddenly so aware of how lost he is. This is a real person. Not just a concept. And he's all they've got. They are his responsibility and his every action, every word, every lessons he teaches, will have consequences. They depend on him. And Ferrus fears that he won't ever be enough.
Rogal has never been the best at expressing his emotions. He's stoic, disciplined. Even now, with his newborn child in his arms, the corners of his mouth does little more than twitch. But his eyes? There's no denying the love and pride in them. Dorn rocks the child in his arms as he tells them that he will protect them, now and forever.
Oh, Vulkan just can't stop smiling. Cradles the baby in his arms with such tenderness, almost as if they are made from glass. Vulkan tells them he loves them, that they are his heart now. He means every word of it and he's never going to let his child forget how much he loves them. For the rest of their life, Vulkan's child will never go a single day doubting the fact that they are loved.
Lion thinks it isn't fair the way the infant doesn't even know how wrapped around their little finger he already is. He would kill for them. He would die for them. He knows this for sure, can feel the truth of that statement in his very bones. Is this what all parents feel as they gaze upon their progeny for the first time? Did the Emperor once feel this way when he gazed upon them? So many questions yet for once, Lion does not mind not knowing all the answers.
Pacing around the room with a newborn in his arms, Leman won't stop talking to them. His pup, his fierce little warrior, his proud and joy. His voice is warm and energetic, but not loud like how it usually is. It rumbles softly, soft for small ears. He bounces them in his arms as he walks, eyes sparkling and teeth bared in a genuine smile, as adoring as it is wild.
It's with eager arms that Jaghatai picks up his child. He's waited for them, waited for this very moment where he gets to meet them and hold them for the first time. Already, he knows that his child is strong, knows that they will grow up and achieve greatness. He heard it in the way they wailed upon being born, can see it in the way they flail their limbs around. Jaghatai is already so proud of them.
Roboute doesn't speak as he holds his child, the wheels in his mind spinning and churning as he gazes down upon them. Suddenly, there's so much to do. He thought himself prepared but he now realizes that those preparations were nowhere near enough. How could it ever be enough? He needs to create a bright future for them, create a safe galaxy for them to grow up in and explore. A safer world in the palm of their hands.
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wildfloweronwheels Ā· 5 months ago
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A pit of nausea is boiling in my stomach today. Itā€™s fury and fear and a sadness that sears to the bone. It swept in suddenly as I opened my phone to the news that three of Taylor Swiftā€™s shows in Vienna, Austria have been cancelled by police due to the thwarting of a terrorist attack. Reading that sentence, Iā€™m back in 2017, chest burning with horror and grief at the bomb that went off as young women danced and sang their hearts out with Ariana Grande. We know what attacks like this look like, weā€™ve felt them before, their echoes held in the minds and hearts of every live music fan across the world even now.
So, there is also relief swimming in the sick, that the police got to this in time. That they made the call that means thousands of people quite literally live to see another day. My head is spinning thinking about what couldā€™ve been. Feeling for the fans, musicians and Taylor herself whose lives have orbited at least a little around the glittery nights they were promised. The friendship bracelets.Ā  The cowboy boots. The glorious high of screaming ā€˜Fuck the patriarchyā€™ in a sold out stadium. The expectant hush that falls over things before the opening chords of a surprise song. The putting together of pieces in the mashups that follow. I know itā€™s just a concert; thereā€™ll be more of them, we hope, but itā€™s also notā€¦
It's yet more proof that we didnā€™t need, of an ugly truth, splashed in oozing neon. It rears its head all over the world in millions of foul devastating ways every single day and yet it still hurts every single time. The thing that most frightens men and boys is a woman succeeding. A woman living. A woman thriving. A woman feeling joy. Women gathering together in a communion of emotion that borders on the sacred, because itā€™s so rare in its safety and warmth.
Ā Thatā€™s how I would describe the nights I was privileged enough to spend at the Eras Tour earlier this year. A singular celebration of all a woman has made through her own blood, sweat and tears. A visual and musical experience underpinned by one of my favourite quotes ever from the glorious Carrie Fisher, ā€œTake your broken heart, make it into art.ā€ If youā€™re anything like me, itā€™s soundtracked your own.
Weā€™ve watched that heart break and heal again and again. Blows dealt by men loitering in a girlhood they had no place in. By ill-fated romance, snuffed out because egos couldnā€™t bear the load or because two people just werenā€™t the right fit. Ā By calculated campaigns designed to distort an image, dismantle a reputation and lay ruin to a legacy. And yet sheā€™s here. And so are we. Women, I mean. Again and again we resist. We persist. We insist.
Our joy is not yours to steal. Our lives are not yours to threaten. We will keep finding it. Rising. Screaming. Teaching the boys and men around us to be better. Defying. Demanding. Deciding. Iā€™m not interested in what you think about Taylor Swiftā€™s music or her privilege, a financial sheen that I remind you protects from no bullet or harm being done to you or innoc ent people, in your name. Ā In fact, it invites it. Over and over again. But I am interested in how you talk about this moment. Right now. The one that almost happened but didnā€™t. Itā€™s a sliding door so what are we going to make sure waits on the other side of it?
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myimaginationplain Ā· 17 days ago
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This beautiful piece of fan art by @/stickymaelk on Twitter made my brain start whirling around an Arcane x Soul Eater AU that I'm sure I won't be able to get out of my head for a little while, so here are my fledgling headcanons:
Jayce & Viktor are obviously partners, with Jayce being the meister & Viktor the weapon. Viktor has a very closed-off soul & finds it near impossible to partner with anyone other than Jayce (ala Soul). Jayce has a very large, kinetic soul-wavelength that he can use to attack sans his weapon ala Blackā˜†Star, though he wouldn't necessarily want to. He has an easier time pairing up with other people compared to Viktor, but most other weapons would find his wavelength overwhelming. Jayce grew up in Death City with his mother. They're probably the first of their class to make a Death Scythe. I absolutely see the two of them getting into a Maka-&-Soul-esque dilemma where Jayce develops a complex around needing to protect Viktor at all costs, despite it being the weapon's job to protect their meister. The handle of Viktor's hammer-form takes on the aesthetic qualities of whatever cane he's using at the time.
Caitlyn is the first meister in Kiramman family history (maybe she gets it from Tobias's side?) & her deciding to pursue this path has created a rift between she & Cassandra. Caitlyn & Jayce hit it off during their first week at the DWMA & she was extremely disappointed to find out he wasn't a weapon. Caitlyn goes through her entire first semester without having chosen a weapon before Death Scythe Grayson reccomends she pair up with Vi; the two of them never would have seriously considered the other before, but they work like a charm. Maybe they eventually have a little breakup arc where their partnership dissolves & Caitlyn picks up Maddie as her new weapon, but they can't resonate the same way she & Vi could.
Vi & Powder are kind of a combination of the Thompson sisters & the Nakatsukasa siblings. Like Liz & Patty, they're both modern firearms. But whereas Vi only has one form (a rifle) like Masamune, Powder is a multi-form weapon like Tsubaki; she can turn into a handgun, a canon, a grenade, a time-bomb, etc. Vi lowkey wishes she were a meister so that she & Powder could've been partners, & has a bit of an inferiority complex about not being a good enough weapon. The two of them were taken in & raised by the DWMA along with Ekko. Maybe their parents were all meisters and/or weapons who were killed by witches or something. Powder absolutely gets injected with Black Blood at some point. At some point before either of them had official partners, Jayce & Vi tried to pair up & it was an absolute disaster (their souls are like the immovable object vs the unstoppable force, lol).
Ekko is a meister & Powder's partner. The two of them decided to be a pair before they were even officially enrolled at the DWMA. Ekko has a grigori soul (ala Maka), which helps to counteract Powder's madness post-Black Blood infusion. If they ever formed a team of weapon-meister pairs like Spartoi, then Ekko would definitely be the leader. Powder worries that she's dragging Ekko's as a meister potential down with her.
Mel has a Stein-esque soul, in that she can meister any weapon with ease &, like Jayce, can fight without a weapon (she's more adept & eager to do so than Jayce is). Her most common weapon partner is Elora, & sometimes Sky (I definitely see Sky having Marie's healing wavelength). Maybe Elora is killed in battle (sorry girl) or decommissioned some other way, & Sky becomes Mel's primary weapon after that? The Medarda's are a long, unbroken line of prodigious meisters & weapons, & Mel definitely feels the weight of that legacy. Mel is revealed to be part witch ala Kim.
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mya-valentine Ā· 4 days ago
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Headcanon: Artistic S/O
Characters: Shikamaru, Deidara, Itachi, and Sai
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Shikamaru is low-key impressed by your skills, even if he doesnā€™t outwardly say it often.
He likes to lay on the floor, watching you work while cloud-watching out the window. He finds your creativity soothing.
When heā€™s stuck on strategies, heā€™ll casually ask for your perspective. ā€œIf this were a painting, how would you balance it?ā€ He doesnā€™t admit it, but your insight helps him think outside the box.
He secretly loves when you draw or paint him, even if he tries to act like he doesnā€™t care. If you catch him blushing, heā€™ll just say, ā€œYou couldā€™ve picked someone more interesting.ā€
Shikamaru will fall asleep in your studio sometimes, claiming your space is just too peaceful.
Deidara
Heā€™s obsessed with your work. Being an artist himself, he sees you as a fellow creative soul. Heā€™s constantly hyping you up, calling your pieces ā€œartā€ in the most passionate way.
If your style is different from his, he loves the contrast and often debates with you about what ā€œtrue artā€ is. He claims his explosive art is superior, but deep down, heā€™s amazed by your skill.
Deidara will absolutely collaborate with you. Imagine him using small clay bombs to add dynamic texture to a sculpture or piece of art youā€™re working on.
Heā€™d be the type to randomly grab a paintbrush or pencil to ā€œimproveā€ your work, though itā€™s usually just him trying to bond. ā€œHuh? What do you mean I ruined it? This is genius!ā€
He keeps your art on display in his personal space, showing it off to anyone who visits.
Itachi Uchiha
Itachi is quietly supportive of your passion. He admires your ability to express yourself through art, as itā€™s something he struggles with.
He finds watching you create incredibly calming. After long missions or stressful days, heā€™ll sit nearby in silence, letting the sound of your pencil or brush soothe him.
Itachi is a big fan of meaningful, symbolic art, so if your work has hidden themes or stories, heā€™ll notice immediately and ask thoughtful questions.
Heā€™ll secretly collect small pieces of your work, like sketches or paintings, and keep them tucked away in his belongings as little reminders of you.
If you ever draw or paint him, heā€™s deeply touched, though he might not say it outright. Youā€™ll just catch a soft smile and a quiet, ā€œThank you.ā€
Sai
Sai is fascinated by your art. As an artist himself, heā€™s genuinely interested in your techniques, tools, and inspirations. Expect him to bombard you with questions.
He loves comparing styles with you. Saiā€™s work tends to be precise and controlled, so if your art is more freeform, heā€™ll admire how expressive it is.
Heā€™ll happily share tips and even teach you some of his ink techniques if youā€™re interested. In turn, heā€™s eager to learn from you, no matter how different your style is.
Sai isnā€™t the best with words, so he often expresses his feelings for you through little drawings or paintings. Youā€™ll randomly find sweet sketches left on your desk or in your bag.
If you draw him, heā€™ll analyze every detail and take it as an opportunity to understand how you see him. ā€œIs this how I look to you? Interestingā€¦ā€
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weirdmarioenemies Ā· 2 years ago
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You know, all this time I never realized that Bomberman had Enemies! I thought it was just all those Bombers Men blowing each other up for sport. And I love those Bombers Men, they are very cute, but wow! Enemies! I love those! Enemies are my friends. There have been sooo many enemies over the course of the franchise, but here I will be talking about the originals from the very beginning! For the sake of consistency, I will be using the artwork from Bomberman Party Edition, since that was sadly the most recent time they all got official art for the same game. Here they come! Some creatures!
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BALLOM
Ballom is The Enemy. The first one! It is very simple. It is really just a balloon, sometimes with a string, sometimes not. Watch out for this one! Ever try to kill a balloon before? Donā€™t let the media fool you, you need a bomb to do it. Ballom actually appeared before all the others in the very first game, called Bomber Man, where it was the only enemy! This game was localized in Europe as... Eric and the Floaters. It sounds like a band name! A real Yoshiā€™s Island style localization choice. This is not a Bomberman game anymore. Itā€™s an Eric game.
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I do not think this is what balloons look like
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ONIL
Already we have reached my favorite one! Onil is a blue onion sort of thing, and I am really just a sucker for creatures that are vegetables. It is so cute! Itā€™s almost not recognizable as an onion most of the time, with its tip looking like a dollop of frosting rater than actual onion skin, but the original sprite does a pretty good job of communicating Onion. As you can see at the beginning of the post, its name was originally localized as Oā€™Neal, which I think is very funny. Thatā€™s a Last Name right there! This onion was named like a Fortnite character!
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DAHL
Dahl is a sort of barrel of a thing! Finally we reach a thing that would more reasonably require a bomb to destroy. Look at its little face though! I feel bad talking about destroying these things with bombs. I donā€™t have much to say about Dahl, itā€™s a barrel, though it is a very cute barrel. I canā€™t think of THAT many other cute barrels.
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MINVO
Minvo is a little boring. Iā€™m sorry. But itā€™s just a Face! Sometimes it is a very inoffensive-looking face, while sometimes it is showing a few teeth, but still just a Face. They donā€™t do anything all that interesting either. However!
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In some 3D appearances, they are not a sphere, but instead shaped like a sandwich cookie! Maybe they have been cookies all along! They even have Filling!
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OVAPE
Ovape is a funny one! Originally, it was basically a smiley Pac-Man ghost, which is cute and funny, but not very unique. When allowed more detail, though, it often looks more like an octopus, and not just any octopus, but a hot dog cut into an octopus shape!
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You know? Yeah! I donā€™t know how intentional the resemblance is, but it is very cute and fun.
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DORIA
I love Doria! It is some kind of Substance, or perhaps an amoeba, and I love a simple cute blob. It is often seen in this weirdly flat-looking shape, like it was spread on an invisible piece of bread! I would not eat it! Doria moves slowly, but it is slippery and smart, chasing Bomberman while avoiding bombs. Very impressive for a brainless (I assume) blob!
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PASS
Here we have our Token Mammal! Pass is a tiger who forgot the rest of itself at home and hops around as a head lump. It almost feels like Minvo, but with an actual design! Youā€™re lucky you became a cookie, Minvo. Pass is fast, like a real tiger, and is able to Pass right through certain solid blocks, which real tigers cannot do. Only snow leopards can.
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PONTAN
Another face? Kind of! But not completely! Pontan is a COIN, so more interesting than just a face, and spins around flatly in its animations. They are the most dangerous of the original enemies, and their design does nothing to reflect this! That is funny. Like Pass, it passes through some blocks, but it also hunts you down! If Pontan finds you, you will learn that it can indeed be used as currency. One Pontan is enough to buy you one Death!
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Some, but not all, of these enemies would have the privilege of appearing in a Mobile Match 3 Game with the release of Bomberman Chains, and boy! They look weird! All of them! Ballom looks like Chris Griffin. Onil looks like it just woke up at 3:26 AM to go to the bathroom. I cannot say I Like any of these designs here, which is a shame because I think they could have all looked especially cute in Doodle Aesthetic, like Bomberman himself does! But I am glad this happened, itā€™s funny.
These have been just a few of the many funny little creatures specifically designed to be obliterated by explosions. Thank you.
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honeybeefae Ā· 9 months ago
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bitchfitch Ā· 1 year ago
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Abandoned bunkers were a common sight. The bombs dropped so long ago that even the most paranoid communities had left them to rejoin the larger population on the surface one or two generations ago.
Abandoned bunkers that hadn't been picked clean by scavengers like Lino were a different story entirely.
He crept through the eerily quiet halls looking for whatever might be worth taking. The lights flickered on as he triggered their proximity sensors. The place was finely decorated to look like the homes of the wealthy who lived before the war. Crown molding covered in cobwebs, statues caked with dust, paintings who's varnish was so yellow you could barely see the image beyond it.
Lino pulled the strap of his cross body bag a little tighter. The off white marble floors were pristine. His own muddy boot prints being the only source of filth. The floor cleaning bot must still be functional.
The doors to this place had been wide open. Maybe it was only recently vacated? The air didn't hurt, the circulation and vent systems were still doing their jobs all these years later. It was pleasantly cool with none of the humidity or mildew smell that came from broken climate controllers. It was still serviceable when so few other bunkers were. He'd need to return with tools to strip the mechanisms for parts.
Those might be the only thing worth the effort. Pre war art had value, but everything was so heavy he'd only be able to carry one delicate piece at a time... The math on that effort to return ratio wasn't favorable. There had to be more. Something of actual value he could pay his dues with today.
He stepped into what was once a massive living room. The ancient, rotting, couches were pushed up against the walls, side tables and other bits of decor piled atop them to make more space in the center for the army of... Mannequins? Dolls? Scarecrows?
They were made from torn down tree branches, dried plant matter, and hope. Haphazard creations meant to display the clothes they wore. Beautiful dresses, finely tailored suits, ensembles that blurred the line. Each one constructed as a masterpiece of form with no eye given to the horribly clashing colors found within their materials.
Lino didn't know who they would fit.
No one looked like That anymore. Two arms, two legs, a single head atop a neck connected to a straight back. He was the most 'classic' looking human he had ever seen, but even he wasn't the right shape for so many of these.
It was a shame really.
It meant their only value was in the fabrics they were made from.
Lino pursed his lips, looking from the one garment that Might fit him to the mirrors hung either side of the faux fireplace. Luxury and fine items that exist just to be beautiful weren't unheard of concepts anymore, they just weren't things he had ever had the money to know. His leader had told him he would have been beautiful if he'd been born into one of the higher families who could have afforded to decorate him and sell him for his 'classic' looks. The leader offered him that wealth once. If Lino would just dye his albino white hair and let the surgeon remove his extra arms, the leader would have gladly decorated him themself.
He wasn't going to dismember himself to be pleasing for another. He was fine. Constantly living on edge, scouring the lands for any tiny scrap of value left over after so many other hungry scavengers had done the same before him. He was fine. He didn't need to be beautiful to survive.
The dress was shiny and silky smooth when he brushed his fingers along the stormy grey fabric. The fabric from all the other garments would pay his way for the month probably... He was the only person who knew this dress existed.
He didn't need to be beautiful to survive.
He undid the fastens around the dress form's neck and lifted the piece off, laying it over the form's shoulder before shucking off his own shirt. The dress was meant for someone taller than him, his muddy boots and damp pant cuffs would ruin it. Those went off next, then his discolored socks that he didn't want to see poking out beneath the hem, all were dropped in a messy pile beside him. He pulled the dress on as he stepped away from the filth of his own garments and towards the mirror.
The dress was backless. The side hems brushed the bases of his extra arms. It was too big. It would buy his dinner for weeks. Lino didn't want to look in the mirror, but when he did his gut twisted.
He looked gorgeous, the contours of the bodice following the lines of a body he often felt too scrawny to be anything other than awkward looking. The collar was pleasantly firm against the front of his throat, not tight, but present enough to make him feel it every time he moved to find a new angle. Even his extra arms were made to look right in it. The back of the collar came down in a slight point that fell perfectly between his misshapen shoulder blades. It was too big, but it was clearly intended for a woman who looked like the models of before. His longer torso and flat but broad chest meant he'd only need to take in a bit around his hips for it to look perfect... Even the skirt being meant for someone a foot taller than him wouldn't be a problem, it just looked like a fine train. He couldn't stop smiling. Guilt ate at him. He didn't need to be beautiful. He was wearing so much money. The panels weren't even pieced, the skirt alone had to have more pristine bolts in its gathers than most saw in their lives.
It was just a dress.
He twirled in front of the mirror to make the too long skirt flare out around him. His bare feet padding on the hard stone, his own reflection distracting him, his guilt making him focus in on the price something so beautiful would go for if he could just make himself destroy it.
Lino didn't hear the breathing until it was already too late.
A scrambling form shot around the corner, its growling tearing through the still air as it launched towards Lino with more speed than something so twisted looked like it should be able to.
Lino was so grateful his fear response had always been flight. He bolted to the side, the badly mutated man careened into the mirror, shattering it across its massive shoulders. Lino didn't look back. He could hear the man panting and snarling like an animal as it gave chase. Its hands pounding on the stone as it dragged itself behind him. He could hear it gaining on him. The door was in sight. Would it follow an intruder out of its home? Lino had to hope not. The threshold was under his foot. A harsh tug at his skirt. He came crashing down, his jaw knocking hard against the concrete porch sent his head spinning with painful disorientation.
"Auth Code 1756" The man spat. Lino had thought him too far gone with his mutation to be person enough to speak. The bunker beeped in response, something mechanical thunked. Gears ground.
Lino kicked, his leg was grabbed. He turned to see the featureless face of his assailant for a split second before it was blocked from view by the closing door.
Lino's vision whites out, he heard screaming. The man was still holding him trapped by the leg when the multi ton hunk of metal shut atop it.
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One Piece Shipping War - Round 3 Side B
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KidKiller art by @anj-does-stuff. Check out the original post here!
Propaganda under the cut.
Propaganda for Kid x Killer:
The loyalty, the way they praise each other, their past, the aesthetic, Kid's reaction to seeing Killer with a SMILE in Wano, the fact the Kid's hobby is listening to music while Killer's is playing the drums, they are made for one another.
That sweet sweet captain/first mate loyaltyā€¦canā€™t be beat
Killer and kids are cannonicly ride or die
Murder couple, captain x first mate will always have special place in my heart, childhood friends bonus, love that they're just unashamedly bastards together and separately
OMG they care so much for each other!!! Kid called Killer his partner! They are mates for life! šŸ’•
Child. Hood. Best. Friends. You want more? *cracks knuckles* Growing up beside one another, calling one another partner, only ever seeing Kid crying and losing his hard head persona when it involves Killer, Killer calming down after being reunited with Kid for a bit, KILLER KNOWING WHERE - down to the centimetre- TO CUT HAWKINSā€™ ARM SO HE DOESNā€™T HARM KID!!! THE!!! CENTIMETRE!!! Thatā€™s some intimate level of knowledge right there!
Propaganda for Shachi x Penguin:
They may be underrated characters with very little screen time, but you can see that they clearly are affectionate with each other (ex: hugging in the manga) and also speaking at the same time, sharing thoughts, and beyond that, they grew up together. They've clearly known each other for a long time and typically work together very well. They are a package deal, you cannot separate them <3
Two idiots with one braincell/ two bros sitting on each other laps because they're gay / it's not gay if it's the homie
Law officiated their marriage fr
They're overcompensating for how gay they are for each other and everyone can tell
(Headcanons included) Everyone who likes a cute younger brother aura X a serious Tsundere older brother aura would love this ship! Shachi and Penguin know each other before they even met Law. I think their parents are on good term since they went to the beach together. I like to think that they knew each other since birth. They are both very close, and inseparable since forever. And it would be cute to think that the both of them only has each other. A cute and shy Penguin being best friend with a fun and exciting Shachi (ā  ā źˆā į“—ā źˆā )ā™” They both survived the tsunami together. And since Penguin was the oldest one. He would feel like he had the responsibility to protect Shachi. Big brother aura Penguin! He loves Shachi so much that he would do anything to protect himā€¦ They are very close for a long time because they knew each other's blood type and Shachi invited Penguin to stay at his uncle's house. āœØBut of course, the uncle and aunt were abusive. Since Penguin thought that he had to protect Shachi at all cost. Penguin would always be the one to receive most of the physical abuse. Shachi would be a crybaby and cry everytime he sees Penguin in pain. But Penguin would always say that he was okay. (skipping to growing up) there's also that time where a bomb exploded. Instead of worrying about themselves, they cared about the other person more āœØI think it was Penguin would called out for Shachi?Then, there was the fighting scene on swallow island where ShachiPen fought the enemy together. I like to imagine the both of them already liking each other since their younger age. Especially Shachi. Shachi who had been protected during his childhood by Penguin decided to become stronger for him. Because of INK, my favorite artist, that drew a lot of ShachiPen, I have their version of ShachiPen stuck in my head. And it also became my headcanon. Shachi became a lot stronger than Penguin and it is now his turn to protect him. Hehehe. After Savaody I like to imagine that something bad happened to one of them. Then they finally confessed their love. ā™”(ŐĻ‰Åäŗŗ)
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what is this jean/Jeremy/Kevin thing it looks interesting and the art is cool
oh boy oh boy!!!!!!!! i am absolutely going through it anon. so basically there is this book series called all for the game by nora sakavic that you should totally read (the first book is called the foxhole court -- but please check out a list of trigger warnings for it because it is very heavy and deals with a lot of serious and painful topics. i myself have had to disconnect for some of the scenes and come back when i was ready; its completely okay to do so, or to not read the books at all if its uncomfortable). its about gay athletes, guys just going through the absolute worst, the yakuza, fucked up families, a running game of how pathetic can you get answered in 15 different ways by each person, fucked up relationships, all not-so-neatly packaged into a completely made up fictional sport. (its funny because i am NOT a sports person and barely even understand cricket even though i watch it all the time, but i know the rules of exy forwards, backwards, and inside out. its that serious.)
i also need to warn you that the first book is slow. the second book is also kind of slow. i personally didnt have any trouble with it because im more of a character reader and aftg had PLENTYYY to keep me busy, but i think its a fair warning if youre sensitive to pace. however. the payoff is so incredibly worth it. its an amazing read with obsession-worthy characters, detailed and balanced plot beats, flowing and natural dialogue, very creative sports , and the relationships will make you want to reread it twenty thousand times. the romance is also the slowest burn to ever burn. if youre going in for romance at the start, you Will Not Get what you want -- but you will get it. i think we as a fandom focus on the romances a lot (im new so dont take my word for it) but its 1) because we're tumblr dont come and 2) because the romances and relationships are incredibly interesting to see through the lens of the books and vice versa. what i really love most (and youll see this in the ec doc) is that it feels like each and every choice was deliberately made by the author to make the book. like. down to the ice cream flavor they get at one point. especially with the sunshine court, i feel like i can see exactly where she made a choice and what mightve happened if that choice wasnt made. its intoxicated to read. it feels like breathing and it feels like drowning.
i just read the sunshine court (where jean and jeremy are more from) so thats what all the recent stuff has been, but you should read the foxhole court series first for it to make sense. i think tsc is 100000x times better and better written than tfc but you have to work for it lol. and!!!!! the author is on tumblr (@/korakos)! also if you do read it, please tell me!!!!!! you can keep sending anons or you can dm me or you can come to my house and live in my room but tell me!!!!! theres also an extra content doc (thanks @jeansyvesmoreau for sending this to me) between the series' (so after the kings men, before the sunshine court) that you should definitely definitely read. but im getting ahead of myself.
i hope that helps?? or at least doesnt hurt. if you liked the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater, i think this is a good step up. let me know if you have any questions at all!!
okay ive been normal for this whole thing, ranting and incoherent noises below cut:
ANON ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD ITS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOD. i told mel this but i cant possibly say i love these books because its not necessarily love. its not something i can explain but youll get it if you read it. there is a piece of my soul that was carved out, reformed, and then put back into me by nora sakavic. i dont think ill ever be the same again. i need a therapist who has read these books so they can understand exactly what im going through. each character was like a bomb to me. jean moreau is like a straitjacket. they mean so much to me. theyre nothing. i hate them. i need to feed them breakfast. OUGHHHHHHHHORGHEURGHEOGH. there is so much grief entangled with them but they are so vibrant and full of life it hurts. i cant stop thinking about them. i finished tsc yesterday and ive been sobbing ever since. i am dead serious. i cried myself to sleep last night thinking about one of the characters. i need you to know how real i am being.
i think if i meet nora sakavic i will probably kill her. just fully black out and kill her and not even know it. so i wont meet her for the better! but i need this to be out there. my fingers hurt from typing all this but know that there is MORE in my head. so much more. i am fit to burst with it all. love you anon thanks for asking
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I try to leave a little gift in the mailbox for the postal worker every year, because I know that their lives get pretty hard around the holidays, and also because we have kind of a special relationship with Eric, our mailman.
One day, while he was delivering mail, Sebastian happened to be out on the porch and Eric talked to him about how cool our altar was and asked whether he could make an offering. Of course Sebastian said yes, and Eric promised to create some thing for the altar.
That was kind of a while ago and though once in a while weā€™d get a note from Eric saying that he was still working on his offering, I wasnā€™t really sure if it would ever appear. Regardless, every Easter and Christmas I would leave some fancy chocolates in the mailbox addressed to Eric from ā€œyour friendly neighborhood Satanists. ā€œ
This Christmas morning, we found a little package on our front step.ļæ¼
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We joked that it might be a pipe bomb.
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First of all, that drawing is fucking rad.
We very carefully and slowly opened the package as there were a lot of notes taped to it, stressingļæ¼ how fragile it was.
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And thenā€¦
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I was not prepared for how deeply moved I would be by a little hand painted Mandalorian helmet. Eric 3-D printed this, carefully sanded it down, and then probably spent hours hand painting it, as well as carefully applying black electrical tape in the shape of a pentagram on top. He spent a lot of time and labor, not to mention the cost of materials and possibly the cost of renting or borrowing a 3-D printer if he didnā€™t have his own. The inside of the helmet had been carefully padded with foam so that it would fit snugly on top of the whiskey bottle, and he bought the brand of whiskey that I most often place as an offering on the altar.
He shared his passion, his art, a little piece of his life, and even the name of his dog with us, even though he only talked to Sebastian once and I have never met him in person. I thought I was going to burst into tears.
The helmet is very fragile, as you can see by the missing tip of one of the horns, so I am working on a small sturdy display case to put it into before I put it on the altar, since the neighborhood cats like to come up and knock everything over at night.
I got other, more expensive gifts this year, but I think this one is hands-down my favorite. ļæ¼
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Sasoriā€™s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki
From Tobi/Obito
Obviously.
You can gloat all you want but the fact of the matter is youā€™re wrong; NOTHING is eternal.Ā 
But can you keep it up without chakra strings?Ā šŸ¤”
Asleep or awake itā€™s all the same thing.
Go ahead and tell them. Theyā€™ll just think youā€™re crazyĀ šŸ˜œĀ 
Iā€™ve tried but Hidan is insufferable and the only way to truly hurt Kakuzu is in his wallet.
Ok please just look at this tooth I feel like itā€™s throbbing out of my head šŸ˜£
Me and you? Teaming up? What a novel idea ā€¦ REJECTED.
Itā€™s not ridiculous. When you were human did you never just eat a bag of sugar?? Itā€™s so soothing.
He said no cats or dogs. Not a thing about birds. And besides if Itachi can have 900 crows I can have a parakeet. šŸ˜¤
From Zetsu
I donā€™t know why YOU get to keep all the best bodies every single timeĀ šŸ˜’Ā Your art isnā€™t more important as my stomach.
I licked his arm once but my goodness he had such a bitter aftertaste.
Clay and gunpowder. Sometimes aftershave.
It wasnā€™t me this time. Must have been an animal.Ā šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø
Me either! No Bowel Movement ClubĀ šŸ„³
I imagine itā€™s only the first blow that truly hurts. After that the body goes into too much shock to register the pain.Ā 
From Nagato
Well I figured that with your expertise in puppet chakra control, my bodies wouldnā€™t be that much different to you.
Redhead unityĀ āœŠšŸ»
Letā€™s be real, here; Konan is the one running this thing.
I can if itā€™s cut into very small pieces. And drink lots of water afterwards.
At least yours wasnā€™t a goddamned pervert.
Clearly I canā€™t stop these things. All I can do is strongly advise you three use protection with them. Our organization is not equipped to care for babies.
Iā€™ve never really had time to properly train it. Iā€™ve never even heard that much about it before. Maybe Itachi will know.
Yes but I firmly believe we choose our families. And I chose this one. Even Hidan.
From Konan
No, thank you. Iā€™ve learned to appreciate my flaws and live with them.
Okay once again, PLEASE read that book I got you on how to talk to women. For the love of God. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
Actually most of them make me sneeze; thatā€™s why I started making paper ones lolĀ 
Of course I can teach you. Why do you want to learn? So you can dance with a certain someoneĀ šŸ˜
Yeah, preferably one thatā€™ll give me a pick-up in the mornings.
If you use your chakra strings to make him trip down the stairs I will love you for forever.
I know you donā€™t eat but you should come for the conversations.
I know heā€™s been using mine the bottle was full 3 days ago and now itā€™s almost emptyĀ šŸ˜”
From Kisame
Itachi and I are traveling past there on our next mission. If you write down what herbs you need Iā€™d be happy to pick them up for you on our way back.
Iā€™m sorry; if Iā€™d known you wanted to use the body I wouldnā€™t have chewed off the handsĀ šŸ˜£
Well I suppose both have caffeine but to me, tea is more calming.
I understand but if it happens again, tell him I wonā€™t be looking the other way.Ā 
I donā€™t know. If heā€™s not sleepwalking heā€™s up for days at a time. Iā€™m worn out trying to keep upĀ šŸ« 
Please join us; Monopoly seems like itā€™d be your game.
I stayed until they wanted to do karaoke. Then I snuck out the back door.
Thatā€™s more Zetsuā€™s thing. I only do it if Iā€™m really hungry.
Ah but, if youā€™re truly going to live forever, why not have some fun with life?
Yes Iā€™ve noticed. Everyone has. But Iā€™m fairly certain Deidara sees nobody but YOU in that way.
From Itachi
My thanks.
Not so bad today actuallyĀ 
I would just say ā€œignore itā€ but heā€™ll probably throw a bomb into your face soĀ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø
Well I was going to paint it yellow so itā€™d be more cheerful but Kisame thinks it would drive me crazy after a few weeks.
Watch the video I just sent and tell me thatā€™s not HidanĀ šŸ˜‚
Kisame said to ask you two. Tell Dei they have bakudan.
They just like to sit on top of them. I promise they arenā€™t pecking or causing any damage to the wood.
One of the funniest things I ever read. Laughed so hard I had to go to bed early because my head was pounding so hard after. But donā€™t tell Hidan, heā€™d kill me.
Iā€™m not sure. But after I die youā€™re free to take one of my eyes and put it into your puppet to see.
From Hidan
No really DO you have one?Ā šŸ¤”
Wtf are you gonna do tho like wonā€™t you catch on fire in the sun?!
Heā€™s my best friend and I love him in a not gay way. So it IS my business asshole.
Thanks puppet dick, Iā€™ll make Kakuzu pay you later. He prob wonā€™t butĀ šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø
No fuck that, that cake was MINE theyā€™re just being little bitches about itĀ 
Damn could you be any gayer for him?
Wait, CAN you fly??
Stop being stingy puppet fuck just give me an arm that shoots fire itā€™ll be an early birthday present pleeeeeaseĀ 
Idc get this thing out of my room itā€™s creeping me tf outĀ šŸ˜’
From Kakuzu
Iā€™ve tried but the only way I could see it legitimately working is if I sewed his mouth shut.
Oh of course. Iā€™m always happy to spend an evening surrounded by culture.
That would be ideal but you know how sensitive Leader is about his appearance.
Yes but itā€™s the most expensive there. Youā€™d be better off disguising yourself and getting it from your old village.
Honestly, at 91? Iā€™m surprised it hasnā€™t turned to dust yet.
Perhaps Kisame would join us. Give us an evening away from the wives.
I know but what else could we do? He refuses to accept treatment. The only way we could ā€œhelpā€ is slipping it into his tea.
Page 34. I wrote notes along the side of the diagram.
I would rip out all of my hearts before I let anyone, including you, spend money on something like that.
From Deidara
No but Iā€™m pretty sure you enjoy making me beg.
Wasnā€™t me. And you canā€™t prove otherwiseĀ šŸ˜ˆ
Your lack of appreciation for my art is truly the most horrible thing about youĀ šŸ˜’
Well tough shit itā€™s MY turn to choose and thatā€™s what weā€™re doing
Well yeah itā€™s awkward but I donā€™t want you worrying. Iā€™m *yours*. Iā€™ve made that clear.
Idc Iā€™ll wear it every single dayĀ šŸ˜­
If Itachi or Kisame asks, me and Hidan were with you from 12-5 yesterday. Okay?
Keep sending pics like that and youā€™re gonna end meĀ šŸ„µ
Oh come on pleeeease? Iā€™ll feed it and walk it and everything!
My bed or yours?Ā 
Did you make it yourself?? Awww thank you SasoriĀ šŸ„°
Itā€™s not the only thing thatā€™s tight ~Ā šŸ˜
A real boyfriend wouldnā€™t question it heā€™d just bring a shoe and come kill it !
Hey at least I found BOTH arms this time!
Geez that sounds so boring. Canā€™t he send Kakuzu and Hidan instead?!
You know I hate that word ā€¦ but yes, forever. And ever and ever and ever.Ā šŸ’›
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Day 1 of our second-ever Sloane Washington Appreciation Week begins TOMORROW!!
Tomorrow also happens to be (in most years) the International Day for Women and Girls in STEM, and what better way to celebrate this day, than to celebrate one of Choices' most illustrious scientists, Sloane Washington!! She's an inspiration in so many ways. Struggles with social anxiety, loves coding and astronomy, writes bomb science fiction!
She is also an inspiration to women and girls outside of her scientific pursuits. She's brave, smart, and more resilient than she thinks! Both her mother and her are amazing - and each of Sloane's relationships with the women in the group particularly - whether it's Nadia, Alana or f!Hayden - are rich with humour, affection and solidarity!! Which is why our second theme for today is Girl Power!!
Today, we celebrate Sloane as the girl who looked up to so many scientists, and the woman who will become the scientist so many girls will look up to! šŸ„°
Any and all creative works are welcome!! Fanfic, fanart, meta, edits, moodboards, playlists, headcanons, interactive media...even screenshots of your favourite scenes!! Our only requirement is that the pieces should be Sloane-centric and show a positive depiction of her!
We also welcome WIPs - we know that it can be difficult to complete pieces in a week, so if you've finished even a portion of the work and would like to present just that for now, do send it across and we'd be happy to include it!! We also keep the event open for entries the year around, though we do keep a deadline so we can make the appreciation video on time ā¤ļø
A friendly reminder that these are merely themes for you to use. It isn't completely necessary for your content for a particular day to be posted on that day only. You can post something you intended for Day 2 when Day 5 is on, as long as you tag the post for the day you meant it for.
Be sure to keep these points in mind when you make your posts:
1. Use #sloanewashingtonappreciationweek and #SWAW in your tags, along with the day you want to send the content for (SWAW Day 1, SWAW Day 2, etc)
2. Tag @sloanewashingtonappreciationweek, as well as hosts @sazanes and @lizzybeth1986 in your posts, so we don't miss any entries!
Fan content blogs have been a great resource in terms of showcasing fan content, so we'd definitely like to explore some of them and see if you'd like to send your content to any of them. A number of them are also running some amazing Valentine's Day events, which I urge you to take a look at:
@choicesficwriterscreations - Both fic and art welcome! Check out their rules and weekly roster here!
@choicesmonthlychallenge and @choicesfebruary2024 - All types of creative stuff welcome. This month, they're doing an awesome event with the Seven Types of Love in Greek mythology as prompts!
@choicespride - All content related to LGBTQ+ characters and/or themes welcome! Check out their awesome Valentine's Day event here!
@choicesflashfics - Fics under 2500 words welcome! This week's prompt list ends today, but we'll post the next week's once it's out!!
@choicesholidays - Both fic and art welcome!! Check out their Valentine's Day event!!
@choicesprompts - Mostly fic-centric!! Currently they're running a round robin, for which the deadline to enter is Feb 15th!
Can't wait to see what's in store for our Sloane this year!!
Happy Sloane Washington Appreciation Week, everyone!!
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I don't think I've ever explained myself when I talk about Art.
Art in capitals, as one must write a name. Art as a concept deep written in humanity's very own soul. It's the heart of existence.
Art as a manifestation of beauty, of passion, of feelings, has the power to evoke one's own deep buried fantasies. It's unbearable, uncontrollable, and yet, it's perfectly defined in limited lines, a display of the strength of the artist over one's mind.
Is an explosion of the colours in one's heart, a bomb carefully placed in the chest, between the ribs, waiting for a moment of exaltation, a glimpse of Heaven, a glimpse of Hell, to explode and reduce one's existence as nothing but the definition of an after. After Art. After being teared open by nothing but a piece of art.
It's nothing but sounds, words, shapes, nothing but ordinary things we all experiment every. Single. Second. In a world that doesn't stops, in a mind that doesn't stops, and yetā€” in the hands of those who know how to work with banality, they're molded and transformed into something meaningful, important, extraordinary, and the world stops for a moment, to appreciate Art, holding breath, only to be transformed themselves into something new. In someone new.
Our bodies are catalysts of a manifestation of Art. We can act and dance and shine, under the spotlight, a million of gazes watching our naked bodies, our naked souls, and find the secret of our pure nature. See straight through the mask and find it. The lines of adoration and a tremble of the voice, and hear what's left unsaid by words. Look into the core of who I am, and find something rather horrid, terrible, nauseous, find the evidence of thoughts in our evil, wicked bodies. Or they might see nothing but themselves, a projection of a prohibited fantasy, of a denied life, and experiment the sorrows and tragedies of an impossible hero, older than time, written in Human Nature before the beginning, and through a deliberated, almost scientific method, it's extracted of people minds and showed before ourselves as a Character, an essay of a real story that will never be lived nowhere but on stage.
I've lost myself in thoughts so many times. I've disconnected myself from this world so many hours. Art lives in the realm of Dreams, as a manifestation of our most hidden impulses, impulse of love, of hate, of desire, of violence. Between Eros and Thanatos, we see Morpheus as our guide, a star to follow in deep dark nights, a light to follow in deep black thoughts, a reason to keep living, to reject the void.
Art is a reason to live. Art is a reason to die. But through Art we can see the worth of Life and the beauty of Death, the peace of Heaven and the despair of Hell, the passion of Eros and the ennui of Thanatos. Art is an accident, and yet is written in the fabric of existence itself, we only need to find its own way to travel in time, to change the space, and to write a History under its own rules.
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mickstart Ā· 7 months ago
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Congrats on finishing the Ratiorine week!! Ever since about the third or fourth fic, I've been entertaining myself by imagining all the fics taking place in the same universe on a shared timeline. It just feels like they all fit so well together, being snapshots of the same relationship at different times in its development. Was a shared universe intended at all?? I'm curious lol.
Looking forward to whatever comes next~! I hope that heatwave leaves you alone
Thank you!!!! Shshsg it both was and wasn't! I wasn't like, envisioning the fics as jigsaw pieces that could fit together, but at the same time I wrote them all from pretty much my most normal, vanilla interpretation of ratiorine. (Something casual morphing into a proper thing some time after penacony) And this ended up making them work well together. I think it helps that my interpretation of both of them is pretty much set in stone until we get a major lore bomb about Ratio. (Even when it comes to their bedroom dynamics. Ratio is a service Anything and aventurine is greedy and a little desperate to take and take all the pleasure he can clutch for himself.)
For this last fic especially - however much my brain protested - I didn't let myself go into detail about How they got together and what else had changed in the process, so you could imagine either Aventurine was still working with the IPC or something like back-lead had transpired. So I guess in this sense the last one is intended to be read as a follow up to the other fics, a little promise that they will Get There eventually.
And thank you I'm excited too! I have a list of WIPs actually for both them and wriolette! Those two are the ones I'm rotating atm. Potential options below... Late WIP Wednesday I guess.
A few of the Ratiorine fics I want to write:
SFW - Motorsport au with genius chief engineer ratio and reckless driver aventurine who keeps risking his own life on the limit. Chapter fic.
SFW - there's this rlly cute art on twitter I want to write a short drabble for. Probably barely 1000 words about a drunk ratio taking a bath.
NSFW - TRANS RATIO TRANS RATIO TRANS RATIO AND AVENTURINE OVERSTIMS HIM
NSFW - Aventurine decides he wants to see what going to "school" is like and enrols at the university. You already know the teacher - student kink goes crazy.
NSFW - there's a mission at a casino and ratio is hot and also really attracted to how quickly aventurine can calculate mathematical odds.
General, as in it could be in these and multiple other fics: gender fuckery, more top aven, ratios comically (like badly written porn levels) sensitive chest.
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