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thebibliosphere · 4 months ago
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One of the worse things about my content going viral on TikTok, Facebook, and YouTube all at once (help) is that suddenly, there are a lot of new eyes on my blog, and not all of them kind.
A handful, in particular, seem to object to my existence as a disabled person. Nothing new there. People tell me all the time I should free my husband from the terrible burden of being married to me by removing myself from the gene pool.
I can only assume that they're jealous of the fact that someone loves me, someone they deem worthless, while they themselves are loveless.
Anyway. Can't relate, lmao.
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eidolons-stuff · 1 year ago
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Xavier: "Why?"
Bianca: "Why? Are you serious?"
Xavier: *dumbfounded look*
Bianca: "Were you not there for the shitshow that just happened? Not to mention you constantly harassing Wednesday when she CLEARLY likes Enid"
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blondeaxolotl · 3 months ago
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Currently watching an hour long video about Aphmau, a childhood youtube I used to watch and I was obsessed with when I was younger. But I think the funniest part about this was it was also how I found out about Black Butler Mono loredump because I want to yap about it for a while because I remember how insane that phase was and how funny it is that it lead me to finding out about my current fixation which secretly haunted me for years, sits down on my chair like a grandfather about to tell his grandchildren about the war
During when Gacha studio was around and it still had online chat and everything (Gacha life wasn't even a thing back then), I used to be a Garroth and Zane roleplayer because I loved sibling dynamics just as much as I do now (It think both of them were catboys or werewolves for some reason I don't remember but they had ears) and also because I was a Zane x Kawaii-Chan and Garroth x Lucinda shipper (yeah I was a rarepair shipper since the beginning) and had a Kawaii-Chan and Lucinda to roleplay with. That's like the basic info, but the way I found out about black butler was because my Zane was very close friends to this one Aphmau roleplayer (like the same level how Zane and Aphmau were friends in mystreet in general), and she just one day said "hey, do you want to watch Kuroshitsuji? Do you want to cosplay Ciel and Lizzy with me?". Now because little me was a people pleaser, I agreed to it but had no idea what Kuroshitsuji was (literally did not know Ciel and Lizzy were fiancés). And cue younger me searching up the show after the roleplay to watch it so I'd know what the aphmau was talking about and in case she'd mention it (and it let to it being a fixation that ends up haunting me until I officially gave in)
So to that one Aphmau roleplayer, thank you I'm now heavily into black butler, I salute you, you probably had a crush on my Zane but I was also very fucking oblivious so i didn't know my bad girlie but thanks again for showing me the wonders of Gothic Victorian era of a butler and his blue son
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I was inspired
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augustheart · 4 months ago
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i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....
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scramratz · 4 months ago
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monsieurenjlolras · 3 months ago
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
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strawlessandbraless · 1 month ago
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What an unsurprising & completely expected turn of events that literally everyone saw coming 😮
Source 🔗
Free 🔗
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notaplaceofhonour · 5 months ago
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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point
but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:
anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅
(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)
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pyroinfusedtiger · 4 months ago
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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore
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mallalada · 2 months ago
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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divorce-enjoyer · 7 months ago
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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longsightmyth · 7 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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queerstudiesnatural · 1 year ago
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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dashintrash · 1 month ago
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He is THE King (and the father)
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