98% of the book press is Daniel convincing hosts that vampires exist, 2% is coming across freaks that believe it AND read between the lines AND ask the important questions such as So there was some interesting tension between you and The Vampire Armand 😏
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"how to communicate with idiot boyfriend" "how to have serious talk with dumb boyfriend" "boyfriend keeps me up all night" "boyfriend keeps me up all night talking" "hotels near me" "hotels near me no windows" "air bnb with basement"
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Pussy facing the world something something
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The fucking ear ring I can’t function anymore this man has buried himself into my brain like a little worm
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