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Does anyone remember when "autumn" was a distinct season with mild weather and we didn't just go from 35°C to 7°C in the span of a literal week?
#does anyone remember when winters had regular deep snow also?#does anyone remember when the weather was just fine and not one catastrophe after the other. lol#screams.#austria#austrian tumblr#autblr
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DANA SCULLY & FOX MULDER — the x files
you were my friend and you told me the truth. even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. my touchstone.
#my gifs#em.txf#the x files#txfedit#msr#msredit#useremsi#usergabriella#singinprincess#userairi#useramys12#usergeorgette#useralien#dailytxf#crimeshowsource#otpsource#*#fourteenthofaugust#anyway they have consumed my life#i am fucking SCREAMING#i was supposed to do a different set lol oops#WHEN SHE SAYS I'M IN THE MIDDLE#SHE'S SOOOOO CUTE#also i'm sure this has been done before but i had to
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Miss girl, what the fuck. I'm so flabbergasted, bamboozled, and confused as hell. I don't even know what to say. If your arm continues to get worse, please get medical help. I really want to know how the stabbings happened. (so one day I can use them against you) I'm uneducated as to what compression gloves are for so could you perhaps explain that to me? By the way, stop downplaying your pain, your arm was purple, you're hurting and you couldn't even feel it a minute ago. Obviously I'm concerned! You should be too!
Anyways, Juliet and Shawn were my first straight ship too and I've never watched The Office before.
Genuinely, are you okay? -Deer
It's been almost 2 hours and the arm is normal again so it really is fine. I will not be giving you anymore information on those stabbings. Compression gloves are meant to squeeze the wrist (at least mine) to limit blood flow so sprains are less painful.
Downplaying pain? Damn if you'd been around when I caffeine overdose (one of the SIX times). My instinct is to joke, if I don't laugh I cry 🫠.
#WHY DID I SAY THAT#cinderasks#deer anon#I have freak accidents all the time#Last year i was stung TWICE by a scorpion in my bed in the same nighy#AND stung twice by wasp that flew under my shorts when i walked outside for 2 seconds and got mad at me when it couldnt get out#Uhh the karate chop thing#Ive been what you could semantically call getting hit by a car#Twice too#Pun intended#I broke my leg many years ago due to four different things happening at once#Bro what hasnt happened to me#Anyways i have adjusted to my clumsy life#My instinct is always to make a joke so honestly its fine its only truly truly life threatening/exorbitantly painful when i start crying#And also screaming lol#Im so medicated rn#Im gonna look at this later and go#In the mean time#I am sleep deprived and funny
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JUST MAKE IT DIE, OR YOU WILL TURN IT ALL TO ASHES AND BLOOD
#arcane#arcaneedit#arcanedaily#jinx#vi#league of legends#gifs#*#*arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#jinx lol#vi lol#r: jinx x vi#flashing //#long post //#this is a totally normal looking show about totally normal sisters who aren't like destined to become archenemies or anything.#so cool how in the 4th one jinx is moving toward the center faster than vi. bc shimmer monster#also just love contrasting vi who is determined and enraged but disciplined in her combat technique#vs jinx who is fast wild feral flailing scrappy and screaming#jinx jumping into the air and becoming a mirror of janna the savior of the undercity.........#hextech vs. shimmer.............#and in the last one...the clean industrialized modern tech of the gauntlets (of piltover)#vs. the animalistic chaos of fingers and teeth and having nothing left to lose (of zaun)#siblings until the end. from the same blood. and perfectly matched in an eternal stalemate.#OUGGHHGHGHHGH.
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I always thought it was pretty neat that Harry could talk to snakes tbh. Love when it shows up in fanfic!
#hp fanart#harry potter#him not being able to speak it anymore is a bummer but like fuck canon lol#snakes are pretty cute but also I know if I ever saw one irl I’d scream
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"Who is my heart waiting for?"
#btsgif#jimin#park jimin#bts#userbangtan#btsedit#*#*jm#hello :D.#i giffed for the first time in like 9 months so these are ugly but i suddenly felt like giffing today.#everything abt this mv makes me want to banshee scream lol i hate him<3.#anyway who soty goodbye<3 (also who's excited for the travel show???<33333)
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promise (to be holy)
rafayel; 1,745 words; fluff, fluff w/out plot, established relationship, kinda?spoilers for raf's lvl 55 affection story, no "y/n", genderless!reader, very suggestive but not actually nsfw
summary: oh, didn't you know? promises are sacred things beneath the ocean...
a/n: @syneilesis thank u for being my lad screaming buddy; this one's for you and for raf the little slut
The ocean has always been a certain kind of poetry, hasn’t it? You smile to yourself as you blink yourself awake and the world is the size of your sunlit bedroom. Rafayel’s breaths are even, his lashes so dark and long they remind you of a certain kind of midnight — the kind that catches starlight in her hair and has magic in her fingertips.
The kind of midnight that inspires wonder.
“If you really are that enamored with me… I can paint you a portrait. It’ll last longer.”
You blush, even as Rafayel’s eyes flicker open to catch yours, his lips pulled into a teasing, sleep-heavy smile.
“I — I wasn’t staring. I just woke up too and you were blocking my sun.”
You try to turn away, but Rafayel is faster, his arm looping around your middle to pin you to him, his breath warm as it kisses the skin of your bare shoulder. He cocks his head, still blinking the sleep from his eyes.
“Oh? Is that so?” he asks, shifting so that your eyes are level. The morning light paints his outline in liquid gold, and from here, the shade of his eyes makes you think of all the secrets the sea might keep from the sky.
“Mhm,” you nod, licking your lips, and watching with some satisfaction, as his eyes flick down to trace the movement. His skin is warm and his fingers soft as they press into the bend of your waist to pull you closer.
“Liar,” he says — whispers, before he dips down to graze his lips against yours.
You sigh against him, grinning as you curl your fingers into his hair and tug. The way he gasps makes a certain, unnamable hunger surge within you, pushing you forward till you’re pressing him back into the bed, your thighs on either side of his hips.
“Y-you — ngh —” Rafayel hisses as he tips his head back, his teeth digging into his bottom lip, his fingers inadvertently into your skin. You cock your head — and perhaps it’s the tantalizing line of his neck as he leans back, straining beneath you, or perhaps it’s just the morning light, falling like a lover’s caress across the smooth of his skin, the soft wave of his hair as it splays across the pillow — dark against light.
“Now… who’re you calling a liar?” you ask, flattening your palm slowly against his chest, reveling in the way his stomach tenses beneath you, how his breaths seem to quicken as you lean down and down and down.
“Y-you —” he almost musters up a glare as he hisses, “bullying the weak…” he murmurs as he tries to turn away. You twist his face back towards you with a finger beneath his chin and watch as his eyes go wide.
“Oh? You think this is bullying? But… I haven’t even gotten started yet…” you don’t miss the way his pupils dilate, the way his entire body goes rigid and then soft.
“I — you — I’m not accustomed to the ways of you humans! T-to a Lemurian like me… this is — this is —” The words die on his lips as you lean down to skim your lips along the bend of his neck, dropping phantom kisses on the long line of his collarbone, your fingers still holding his head in place.
“Hm?” you hum, grinning as he arches up into your touch, his fingers digging crescent-moon grooves into your hips and thighs, “this is… what, exactly?”
Rafayel makes a broken, keening noise at the back of his throat as you pull away, a fox-fire smile twisting your lips. You blink down at him, feigning innocence.
“Didn’t you say you were going to tell me all about Lemurian traditions? Why not start now?”
His eyes narrow as he forces himself to look away from you. You can almost feel the heat radiating off him in waves, burning from the tips of his ears all the way to the roots of his hair.
“I — you —” his lashes flutter and you can’t help your own laughter as it bubbles from you.
“C’mon, let’s get up — didn’t you want to go to the paint shop today — oh!”
You make to pull away, swinging your legs off him, but the world tilts as a pair of hands pull you back, and a moment later, you’re being pressed into an ocean of tangled sheets and pillows, Rafayel’s face hovering above yours, his expression caught between annoyance and ill-concealed desire.
“You shouldn’t start something you can’t finish,” he cocks his head, lips drawn into a delightful pout as you try to tug your hand away. He huffs as he pins you down harder, the redness in his cheeks deepening even as he leans in.
“Who said I was starting anything?” you ask, batting your lashes up at him even as he scoffs.
“Words aren’t the only way to make promises, y’know,” he says, and you feel his grip on you loosen. But there’s a tantalizing lilt to his voice that holds you in place, a dark, faraway look in his eyes as he leans back slightly, his gaze grazing down the shape of you, splayed out beneath him.
“Yeah? Then… what’s another way of making a promise?” you ask, propping yourself up on your elbows as he shifts back to allow you more space. You shift and the pair of you find yourself sitting face to face, the sheets rumpled around you like a white-sand beach, the remnants of the night before scattered in the folds like footsteps in the sand.
He looks at you before his eyes cast downwards. Your fingertips itch toward him and you reach out, brushing aside a stray strand of hair. Quick as a flicker, he catches your hand, pressing his cheek to your palm, eyes falling shut as he sighs.
“There’s… lots of ways to make a promise…” he says, murmuring it against your skin as he turns his face to press a kiss to the delicate skin of your wrist. You shiver as heat chases up your arm, tingling through your body as you swallow.
You sit there, frozen, as he leans in, slow and slow and slow — till you can feel the heat of his breath on your lips.
“You see… words are a little harder when you’re underwater, so sometimes we make promises by touching palms —” he turns his hand around yours till your fingers lace, “sometimes… we brush cheeks…” he grins as he leans in further, his cheek brushing by yours.
“And sometimes…” he pulls back ever so slightly, till you feel your own breath catch in your chest. His voice is deep and warm and soft and sweet — tugging you in as the moon on the tide, and you can’t help but wonder at the mysterious forces that might’ve pulled you towards one another in the beginning.
Chance, or perhaps something much less nebulous — like gravity.
Your lips meet like magnets clicking into place, and it’s far from the first time you’ve kissed but somehow here, in the morning light, with the windows of the bedroom thrown open to welcome the sea, the salt hanging solid and heavy in the air, it feels like the first time. You can taste the smile on Rafayel’s lips, can feel the eager way he presses in, tongue sweeping across your lips as you gasp open for him. You feel the weight of his body as he pulls you in, pushes you down, and the gentle give and take of it all somehow rings out against the slow shushing of the rising tides.
When he finally pulls away, both of you are breathless. You wonder, briefly, dazedly, if he might’ve been able to go on kissing like that forever. Do Lemurians even need to breathe? What might it be like to kiss like that and never feel the burning ache of oxygen in your lungs? It’s a dizzying thought, and you let yourself linger on it for a second more before Rafayel’s laughter breaks your train of thought.
“What? Was it so good that you’ve gone into shock?”
You blink, shaking your head as you feel heat wash up into your cheeks.
“No! I — I was just wondering… what does a kiss promise, exactly?”
And at this, Rafayel’s cheeks darken again, but he sighs and lowers himself onto the bed next to you, a finger trailing idly along the bend of your ear.
“Well…” he says, “it depends on the kind of kiss.”
You yelp, swatting at him with a pillow as your stomach flips inside you at the implications. His laughter is bright and pure and sweet, but as you both settle down again, he shrugs, pulling you closer to nuzzle his nose against yours.
“But mostly… a kiss just promises that there’ll be another kiss.”
You smile, leaning up to graze your lips against his, “Like that?”
He lets out a soft groan before pulling you in, his lips parting yours, slow and sensuous.
“Yeah… just like that.”
“And so… if you kiss once then…” you press a finger to his lips to stop him from leaning down again, “you’ve gotta keep on kissing? Forever?”
Rafayel grins, tugging away your hand, “That’s not going to be a problem, is it?”
You purse your lips, humming as you feign contemplation. Rafayel scoffs and makes to move away again, but you pull him back, laughing.
“You can’t leave yet! We’ve got a promise to keep, remember?” and with that, you kiss him, and he softens. As he always does.
“I think…” he says, a little breathless as the pair of you sink back into the sheets, “we’ve got a bit more than one promise… but I think we can start with this one…” and he leans in to capture your lips in his, fingers drifting to the skin of your waist. And as the dawning day watches from beyond the window, the ocean shushes itself against a stretch of forgotten beach, water through sand like tangling lovers’ fingers, reaching and holding, pushing and pulling.
And for lovers like that, there will always be promises to keep, and keep, and keep.
pls come talk to me about love and deepspace oh m ygod
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#rafayel x reader#rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#love and deepspace rafayel#qi yu#x reader#love and deepspace fanfic#love and deepspace fluff#love and deepspace x you#lad rafayel#lad rafayel x reader#lad rafayel x you#love and deepspace spoilers#ALSO INFOLD COMMISSIONED OFFICIAL FANART???? YALL THAT'S WILD IM SCREAMING CURRENTLY#i love rafayel okay#you guys YOU GUYS you guys. this game. will end me. WILL END ME. good bye#AND YES. okay i KNOW IUNDERSTAND. that raf is just like#mermaid!marius okAY I GET IT LOL#WHY DO YOU THINK I AM SUCH A SIMP#but weirdly xavier has the highest relationship rating with me in the gamE probably bc of his fucking 5 star card where ur STRADDLING HIM#but it's weird bc its hard for me to write for them... idk why LOL im trying
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One of my friends got me this for my birthday 🥺
Leetle Sunny in a bottle…
#I LOVE HER!!!!!#One Piece#Shima speaks#Thousand Sunny#Video#I screamed when I opened the box lol#Also another one of my friends got me 3D printed models of all three of Zoro’s swords 😭#I just need to figure out where I’m going to put them. Wheeze
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In sum
"Of this episode or of the season in general?" Yes.
#there was another meme I wanted to edit as well that's a similar concept but I can't find it dsgsggdz I'll add it in an rb if I can find it#dndads#the peachyville horror#undesrcibed#anyways I don't think I have any serious commentary on this episode but I liked it!#I wasn't sure how Blake was gonna turn out but I quite like him lol#his chemistry with the party is funny#also glad Will saw the people's desire for the gang to have a cat companion and delivered on that#Welcome to Guttural Scream Marbles the cat who totally isn't reincarnated Tony#but yeh funny bits this episode#I enjoyed Kelsey's little dilemma over the Zuzel stuff too hehe#undescribed
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2 years worth of wild moss/seaweed overgrowth in salty sea air. Sanji malfunctions.
@uniquetosmbody had such a galaxy brain prompt in twitter and my samurai aesthetics loving brain inhaled the bait, hook and sinker immediately. : D Thanks for being an inspiration! <3
Reference under the cut~
/casually foams/ How dare this man de gozaru
#roronoa zoro#zoro#long hair zoro#zosan#one piece#sanji screams behind the camera#anniinart#art#uniquetosmbody bless you#MESSY OVERGROWN MOSS#ALL MY YES#I'm feral#you and me both sanji#also a small stubble hahaa the trip was long#zoro naturally doesn't give a fuck#all of it does things to sanjis brain tho#maybe one day I'll actually scan my art again#but not today#keep enjoying the dim phone photos lol#low effort posting is therapy for my screaming perfectionist anxiety brain
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Prompt:
Actor Au!
Where Batman and Co. are the most popular TV series and they’re currently filming Jason’s death.
Only Bruce goes so deep into acting he breaks down for real upon the part where he arrives at the warehouse and digs through the rubble for his child.
#Jason just thinks it’s phenomenal acting#and totally doesn’t move a muscle until the Regisseur calls the cut#at which point Jason just jumps up and goes ‘that was AWESOME Pops!’#only bruce doesn’t stop crying and clutching at him#and literally everyone else is disturbed by the sheer level of emotion#the only reason the cut wasn’t called earlier is because the filming crew was too shocked with Bruce’s screaming and begging#Jay honey you played the dead child a little too well#Bruce is having a full blown mental breakdown#Dick and Tim have to be called on set#unless they’re already there and also joining the cuddle pile because#JASON YOU PLAYED YOUR PART TOO WELL#Joker’s actor is going on a month long vacation he’s got trauma#I’m still sick af but this au came to me in a fever dream oops#might be dying more at eleven lol#actor au#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#joker#prompts#angst#jaybin#batdad
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See you later in the kitchen with a knife!
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009 (please lmk if you would prefer to be taken off the tag list for non f1 art 🫡)
#I never know if I need to add cws for blood#like it doesn’t look real? and canonically it’s not real blood? but I never know#anyways#my pookie my babygirl my sunshine and billy loomis#justice for Stu macher why is he constantly erased from the narrative 😔#also Tatum??? mentioned a single time in scream 2 and then like… never again?? what is going AWN#ruby and I just watched all 6 of these movies LOL#and not a single skip. gagged everytime.#sorry to my f1 followers but it’s October!!!! I want to draw Halloween things!!!!#this is potentially my fave movie of all time#scream#scream movie#stu macher#stuart macher#billy loomis#gale weathers#horror movies#horror#horror movie art#scream art#scream fanart#scream poster#matthew lillard#skeet ulrich#Matthew Lillard art#Billy loomis art#stuilly#scream 1996#scream 1996 art
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i feel the need--the need for speed!
#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#nick goose bradshaw#top gun goose#top gun maverick#pete mitchell#nick bradshaw#this is NOT military propaganda i PROMISE#i ended up liking these movies way more than i thought so bear with me but know i'm not drawing these like#oh huzzah us military because i am NOT :)#we watched the first top gun and i went into it with the only thing i knew was that goose died and if i hadnt known that spoiler i wouldve#been DEVASTATED he was such a good character#also the first movie was...okay i guess#the amount of french kissing was FRIGHTENING and my entire family screamed and covered our eyes lmao because wtf was that#also i realized maverick tossed goose's dog tags into the ocean in the one scene but that means rooster lost his father and doesn't even#have his dog tags to remember him by?? idk that was whack mav lol#top gun fanart#digitial art#artists on tumblr#illustration#csp#clip studio paint#tom cruise#anthony edwards
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Gonna bundle these two questions! (ALSO SPICY AT THE BOTTOM)
Sakura had one 'relationship' and that was/is with Aren Uzumaki.
Some backstory:
On their way back from Chiyo's, Saeko, Enji and Sakura were unable to port back in Tea Country- as the civil war came into full effect, and an embargo was placed on all the major ports in an attempt to cripple trade/starve out the big trading cities/ take control of the capital (which was on the coast).
For a few weeks, Sakura and Co. were prisoners on an enemy ship that captured the previous Daimyo's niece, Unami (now heir apparent, given that the rest of her family was murdered).
On their way towards the capital (for a nice public execution), they were boarded by famed Pirate Captain/Smuggler Aren Uzumaki of The Last Sparrow- who took them aboard along with the rest of the spoils.
As the enemy closed all the ports, Sakura realized they would never make it to land for the foreseeable future and offered her services as a healer for the duration of the war in exchange for Saeko, Enji's, and Unami's safety.
Furthermore, Enji helped Unami cut a deal with Aren, in which he was promised legitimacy and exclusive trading contracts with the South under her future rule. Thus, the Last Sparrow became the Command Center for the Civil War for the next eight months.
During that time, Sakura healed, fought, and hassled Aren into teaching her basic strategy, war, and bureaucracy - something the Captain (and Unami) realized she had a good head for. (Sakura would later serve as Unami's consul after the war).
As for Aren, he is extremely intelligent, shrewd, and a powerful fuinjutsu specialist. He's a respected captain and only chose the pirate/smuggler life after the decimation of the Uzumaki clan. When Konoha didn't come to their aid in time during the third war, Aren swore never to be beholden to a shinobi village and took to the seas, denouncing shinobi-hood.
Sakura approached Aren and asked to spend the night with him on the eve of the last battle, and had an on-again, off-again relationship after the war. Aren's first love was the sea, and Sakura never wanted to be second (or third) place in anyone's life ever again, so while they aren't in any official relationship, they do find themselves in each other's arms when they cross paths. (fun fact, Aren calls Sakura 'Wildflower')
When Kankuro was poisoned, The Last Sparrow (legal now!!!) had fortuitously docked at one of Fire Country's port cities. So they could take that to Suna and cut a week off their travel time.
Kakashi was surprised to see that Aren and Sakura knew each other.
He was very unpleasantly surprised to see HOW well they knew each other. He spent a full week seething- as he watched some sleazy Icha-icha knock-off pirate Lothario take advantage of Sakura.
Once again, thank you so much for the lovely words and all the support for this AU!
SPICY UNDER CUT.
#naruto#haruno sakura#coven!sakura#kakashi hatake#kakasaku#aren uzumaki#As for her piercings Aren's ship has a tradition that any new blood's first successful battle is celebrated with a tattoo or a piercing!#we're grounding shinobi powers in some measure of reality#because someone did the math and canonically they traveled over 3k miles in TWO days to get to Suna#3k miles in two days AND had enough energy to fight S rank nin????????????????????????????#NOT ON MY WATCH#it now takes the average genin/chunnin almost two weeks to get to suna pushing HARD- which is still insane but not quite 'two days' insane#kakashi: crying screaming throwing up#Kakashi is still struggling with recognizing feelings#and he's also struggling to cope with the fact that Sakura lived a whole life that he has no idea about#PLUS all the guilt#also to be very clear Aren did NOT take advantage of Sakura lol that's just kakashi's copium
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*inhales*
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#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#I'm so sorry#if I spoil you#but like#I couldn't not post these#I'm screaming#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#sapphic#lesbian#caitvi#vi x caitlyn#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#gifset#also#sorry if the gifs aren't good#i tried my best lol#at least the content itself#is perfection
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🏳️🌈!!!
#last twilight#last twilight on stage#markohm#namtanfilm#mark pakin#ohm thiphakorn#namtan tipnaree#film rachanun#gmmtv#UHM HELLO#cannot believe they did this in front of everyones salad AND at an event thats supposed to be for LT lmao?????#also DID I OR DID I NOT tell you markohm is happening#and no one would believe me so go figure#im screaming#they really said marknamtan?? idk her this is a gays only event#ive been waiting for this soft launch thank you gmm#also not to be that bitch but im afraid my girl namtan is ready to risk it all in pluto#shes gonna go wild#homegirl is READY to be gay lmao#and i love her for that#now where is part 2 i need it#on that note happy easter lol#ive been struggling in the last few weeks so sorry for being inactive i guess#ill come out of my cave when part 2 is happening probably lol
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