#And agent

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

JJ: "EMILY!"

Emily: "What's up, babe?"

JJ: "THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER IN OUR BED!"

Emily, car keys in hand: "On an unrelated note, I'm having a sleepover with Derek-"

/3 hours later/

JJ, eating a box if chocolate while watching a romcom: "And that's how to get alone time"

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[maykitz]

if you can stomach it i would recommend watching the body cam footage of the sonya massey killing, i'll try to describe it but it's hardly possible. you can't truly understand the type of extreme, completely volatile aggression that happens with cops if you haven't seen it, and it's captured here very harrowingly.

several officers are in her house, calmly talking with her about her id and vehicle papers for some time. it's routine administrative stuff, no acute danger or stress whatsoever. one of them tells her to take her pot off the stove, remarking that they don't need a fire in the house now, she walks over into the kitchen and complies. he suddenly backs off towards the front door despite already being several feet away. she asks him where he's going, he says "away from your hot, steaming water." she repeats "my hot, steamin' water?" in an amused tone. then adds "i rebuke you in the name of jesus," in a similar tone while pouring the water down the sink. the atmosphere is completely calm, you might even say amiable.

she's at this point still separated from the cops by her kitchen aisle and several feet of additional distance. the cop prompts her to repeat what she said, she repeats her reply about rebuking him in the name of jesus [edit: i didn't phrase this right in the original post; this phrase is not really a joke but rather used similarly to 'perish the thought'- ie rebuking his implication that she would harm them]. she doesn't even realise there's been a complete 180 in his head. he goes "you better fucking not, i will shoot you in your fucking face," she's stunned by the sudden abusive language for half a second, immediately he draws his gun directly at her head, she gets out a panicked "sorry!" and ducks behind the aisle, he rounds the corner into the kitchen specifically to advance right next to her, immediately fires 3 shots at her head from above at minimal distance. she's dead where she stood, or cowered rather, by the sink in her nightgown.

after a few seconds you hear the click of him turning on his body cam, saying "she came at me with a pot of boiling water." for the recording. he also nonchalantly tells his partner there's no need to get a med kit because it was a headshot. it's one of the most clear cut cases ever and it's fully recorded only because his partner did already have the body cam on throughout.

[saltybutsad]

big fan of stobotnik art that looks like this

[marsoid]

EGG STUDIES

[spaceraceart]

redraw of that one sonic 3 movie poster

[summerroseart]

Okay but this happened right after the 'you and Robotnik are friends too, aren't you?' convo, right?

[snailsmeller]

A headcanon i had that metal would favor stone over eggman because he comes to hangout with him when eggman’s away ^^!!

[gleaming-glasses]

Tails checking in post Sonic 3

Stone made high tech glasses that help him in his work and also hide his tear soaked eyes

[superscourge]

my turn on the agent stone design

[jovuuu]

Kinda really want a spinoff series/movie about them

[rovermcfly]

imagine playing a plot-irrelevant gay little freak so fucking good that they keep you in the franchise and elevate your role to core character whose relationship with the franchise's main antagonist carries the entire emotional climax of the third movie. and your character doesn't even have a first name.

[iwasbored777]

Sjskskkssksks why are they always like this in every movie 😂

[appldino]

Hello stobotnik fandom

[ayjaydraws]