#And NEITHER DO I
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writtenicarus · 10 months ago
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james potter never cleans his glasses
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handless-and-dangerous · 3 months ago
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Sorry it's been a while. We've been pretty busy. I think these pictures will do a good job of explaining why...
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Luck why did you even choose to take a remedial physics class? When will you ever use this stuff?
You never know when I might need to do quick mental calculations before performing my next stunt.
Yeah sure.
Ugh.... what do I do now that I have the force of gravity?
Don't ask me, kid. I'm just punching your numbers.
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ask-misconduct · 9 months ago
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Who is the worst person you’ve ever met
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The Destroyer should count too, I suppose
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Maybe anon meant the worst as in for Mis himself but the dude is a scientist of course he'll think objectively
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sniigura-archive · 7 months ago
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the reason i haven’t written for canon adam is because i would make it literally the weirdest relationship out there. i would make it so fucked up with so many weird undertones and constant whiplash
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future-crab · 6 months ago
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My most golden retriever opinion is that fireworks are Bad and Upsetting and Too Loud
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yandere-daydreams · 1 year ago
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so what im hearing is, keep perishables in your sex robot only if they have refrigerated compartments. just gotta change out the fluid every now and then
i know for a fact that you people barely wash your water bottles and i do not trust you to regularly change out and clean any part of your sex android. come back when you start changing your oil when you're supposed to.
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hyperpsychomaniac · 1 year ago
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Had a few pics of peoples’ ships snuggling come across my dash. And so…
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I’m sorry.
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exquisitecupcake · 2 years ago
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- Richard Siken
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sarejima · 1 year ago
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Bubbie getting his shirt wet after shampooing his hair(he doesn’t know how to tie the towel himself)
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thatghostinyourbog · 4 months ago
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Guys he said no
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abbysratking · 3 months ago
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I make one rant post in the middle of the night and every blog rec is for bpd awareness, tumblr i swear-
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nerves-nebula · 2 years ago
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Does Donnie like applesauce?
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no
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slimebiock · 10 months ago
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AND FUCK WILBUR SOOT !
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completeoveranalysis · 2 years ago
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Less obsessed with the fact that the question of “Which Syaoran did you meet?” is such an essential question at the core of the entire storyline and, I think, potentially even more complicated of an answer than it already is. Which is saying something. 
Another very good question they could have used here is: “How do you know Syaoran?” Which - ironically - I don’t think either of them actually know the answer to. 
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allhailthepandicorn · 10 months ago
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I am fully convinced that the person who invented the phrase “evil never sleeps” was a villain who just really wanted to screw over the heroes’ sleep schedules with unnecessary anxiety
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dandunn · 9 months ago
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There's something extremely 2024 about watching a play through of a certain game where a certain character makes a horrible, damaging but deeply HUMAN mistake, hurting someone they admired in the process.
And instead of the audience reacting with 'oh. this is a story about humans with flaws who can hurt each other without meaning to' they go:
"YEAH FUCK THAT CHARACTER HE SHOULD DIE HE SHOULD KNOW THAT HE'S DOING A BAD THING BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S DOING A BAD THING DIE NOWWW!"
This is a mistake I'm sure a lot of people have made, it's something that *I* have done, to possibly more than one person. And so seeing it all put in display as a narrative where people are calling for his head on a pike is so
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