#And NEITHER DO I
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james potter never cleans his glasses
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Sorry it's been a while. We've been pretty busy. I think these pictures will do a good job of explaining why...
Luck why did you even choose to take a remedial physics class? When will you ever use this stuff?
You never know when I might need to do quick mental calculations before performing my next stunt.
Yeah sure.
Ugh.... what do I do now that I have the force of gravity?
Don't ask me, kid. I'm just punching your numbers.
#help. my brothers don't know what they're doing#and neither do i#tiny trooper shenanigans#tiny trooper luck#tiny trooper dice#tiny trooper kit#star wars the clone wars#star wars#clone wars#clone troopers#the clone wars
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Who is the worst person you’ve ever met
The Destroyer should count too, I suppose
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Maybe anon meant the worst as in for Mis himself but the dude is a scientist of course he'll think objectively
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#yall gimme asks 🙏🙏#dont be scared he doesnt bite#and neither do i#misconduct sans#sci sans#sans#sans au#sans oc#undertale au#undertale multiverse#ut au#utmv#ask misconduct#answered asks#my art#undertale
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the reason i haven’t written for canon adam is because i would make it literally the weirdest relationship out there. i would make it so fucked up with so many weird undertones and constant whiplash
#sorry but that guy doesn’t act normal#and neither do i#so my readers will always be certified weirdos
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My most golden retriever opinion is that fireworks are Bad and Upsetting and Too Loud
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so what im hearing is, keep perishables in your sex robot only if they have refrigerated compartments. just gotta change out the fluid every now and then
i know for a fact that you people barely wash your water bottles and i do not trust you to regularly change out and clean any part of your sex android. come back when you start changing your oil when you're supposed to.
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Had a few pics of peoples’ ships snuggling come across my dash. And so…
I’m sorry.
#sorry specifically to gerda#the only reason Erik hasn’t fallen out of that bed yet is gerda hasn’t moved#she been staring at the ceiling#all night#Gerda’s bed is quite small#she had no plans of sharing it#she has no idea how she got here#and neither do I#hilda#Hilda netflix#hilda the series#hilda the show#erik ahlberg#gerda gustav#fanart#hilda fanart
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- Richard Siken
#was in a car with a beautiful boy tonight#he loves me#he doesn't say it#and neither do i#richard siken#siken#this piece of writing is always an arrow to my heart
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Bubbie getting his shirt wet after shampooing his hair(he doesn’t know how to tie the towel himself)
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Guys he said no
#akutagawa does not approve#and neither do I#akutagawa says no to sex#bsd#bungo stray dogs#akutagawa ryunosuke
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I make one rant post in the middle of the night and every blog rec is for bpd awareness, tumblr i swear-
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Does Donnie like applesauce?
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no
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AND FUCK WILBUR SOOT !
#came back to tumblr to say this#fuck lovejoy#fuck wilbur#and fuck everyone who stays complicit bc of their owo wittle crime boy#shut the fuck up#you dont know him#and neither do i#but the people speaking out?#shelby who shared her story and you are misusing it and the anger from her supporters to defend him
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Less obsessed with the fact that the question of “Which Syaoran did you meet?” is such an essential question at the core of the entire storyline and, I think, potentially even more complicated of an answer than it already is. Which is saying something.
Another very good question they could have used here is: “How do you know Syaoran?” Which - ironically - I don’t think either of them actually know the answer to.
#Not for lack of wanting#But neither of them really know what their past is#Or how Syaoran ties into it#And NEITHER DO I#So I’m in good company#Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#xxxholic 72#xxxholic#Watanuki#sakura#Syaoran#Lava Lamp Guy#And simple questions that are really really complex
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I am fully convinced that the person who invented the phrase “evil never sleeps” was a villain who just really wanted to screw over the heroes’ sleep schedules with unnecessary anxiety
#villainy#crime#writing prompt#please help#writing#writers on tumblr#i need sleep#sleep#heroes#villains#evil never sleeps#and neither do i
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There's something extremely 2024 about watching a play through of a certain game where a certain character makes a horrible, damaging but deeply HUMAN mistake, hurting someone they admired in the process.
And instead of the audience reacting with 'oh. this is a story about humans with flaws who can hurt each other without meaning to' they go:
"YEAH FUCK THAT CHARACTER HE SHOULD DIE HE SHOULD KNOW THAT HE'S DOING A BAD THING BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S DOING A BAD THING DIE NOWWW!"
This is a mistake I'm sure a lot of people have made, it's something that *I* have done, to possibly more than one person. And so seeing it all put in display as a narrative where people are calling for his head on a pike is so
#death of media literacy yadda yadda#not tagging the game bc it's hot right now but if you know you know#I said this earlier but media literacy is a whale fall and we are the crabs feasting on it#if you think you had good analysis skills I'm putting my hand on ur shoulder and saying no#No you don't#and neither do I#the creator of this fictional story got sent death threats btw
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