#And I'm so lazyyyy

[duncanor]

If anyone wanna listen to my cringe vashwood playlist

[sunnwalker]

fiona borderlands playable vault hunter borderlands four.Please

[culminate-moved]

here is my super cool deer skull... it still has its teeth (except for lower jaw) and even has some hair on it still. i should probably clean it but i'm very lazy LOL

oh yeah my much more clean raccoon skull too! it doesn't have all it's teeth though. i gave some of them to nona and nico teehee

[hollandorks]

always asking for advice on here like it's fucking twitter or something but

any advice on getting & staying motivated to exercise???

when I'm working I just get home and want to curl up on the couch but then by the time the weekend comes I just want to read or go do things with my husband and family

[nathanielfisher]

not even trying to be a cunt but i'm genuinely exhausted with everything related to that band i'm making sure not to complain too much and am being perfectly nice because some of those annoying people are dear mutuals i did the mature thing and filtered all tags related to that... topic of discussion. and yet i still have to deal with an avalanche of new people following and unfollowing constantly because they hit the follow button without checking my blog after seeing some stupid and very unfunny post i made three months ago

[miss-k-lovenikki]

As a fashion girly I feel ashamed of how few stylings I've made recently

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hii boo! Same anon here who asked to make your banners! So they’re coming along good, I’ve just been a bit busy but I have some questions just to make sure everything is good.

1. Is the blog 18+ or no

2. Are you ok with the characters colors (ex. Red for Alastor, blue for Vox) or do you want a specific color for each one?

3. What characters do you write for besides Al and Vox so I know how many to do (I don’t wanna do any that you don’t write for)

4. This isn’t really a question, I couldn’t find the character you used for your pfp so I hope it was ok that I combinded your pfp + background for one of the banners

Omg you're so sweet 😭

1. I would say it's 18+ because we all got freaky towards the end

2. I think the character colors are peak!! I think that's fine 😊

3. I almost entirely do Alastor but I've also written for Vox, Husk, Rosie and I think Charlie? I would write for all the main cast really

4. I think you mean Nix? She's my Hazbin Oc but that's more than perfect! 😭 You're too sweet

[moonlight-seraph]

What does a phantasm look like? I may know a guy with a Mimikyu that-

Oh? Oh? Someone gave you phantasms already? Sorry, friend.

(From @smeargledshades)

I actually drew what the two kinds I've handled look like! They are just. Big fancy colored slugs.

[Photo ID: A sketch of a long, pretty thick slug. A Pokeball has been drawn for scale, and if the slug was to ball up, it would be about the same size as a pair of pokeballs. The slug has been shaded a blue-greenish sort of grey with a pattern reminiscent of seafoam on a receding wave or water-dappled light, and is visibly slimy.]

[Photo ID: A sketch of a relatively slim slug. Pokeball also drawn for scale, it looks like if it rolled up it would be the same size as one pokeball, but is very long compared to the last slug. It seems to have antlers coming out of a defined head, which houses a round black glassy sort of structure that may be an eye speckled with what are presumably stars, and numerous cilla running down the sides. It has been shaded light gold and white at the antlers and cilla, and white up the tail, but a deep navy blue on the body, where it's been speckled with white and light blue like stars.]

I'm interested in where this was going though! What was that about a Mimikyu??

[sunnywalnut]

These boytoys in my head keep running around my head, which would be fine in itself, if they didn't fucking multiply by the second. What do you MEAN there's new aus now??? WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE PORTAL OPEN???

[mistlekissy]

praise the lord

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Also like...DTLS AU exists. Yes, I have a whole other person helping me write it, but that’s some of my best writing I’ve ever done! I SHOULD be more confident in myself.

[writersdrug]

For bartender ghost and waitress reader, what about some fluff? Small things like rolling silverware or saving some of the food from messed up orders for each other when they know they haven’t eaten?? Also, your writing is absolutely phenomenal and it is keeping me going!! Keep up the great work!

Bulleted post bc I'm lazyyyy but thank you babes!!

Simon's job revolves around the bar, and yours revolves around the restaurant floor. Still, that doesn't stop the two of you from mixing your sidework together, just to have extra time with each other. Price never seems to mind, as long as the work gets done.

You'll stand behind the bar and chop the citrus fruits the way Simon showed you, while he replaces the empty kegs and cleans the taps.

Rolling silverware was no longer his job once you were hired, but he regularly joins you at a booth after your shift is over and helps. He polishes the utensils while you roll them in napkins, and he listens as you ramble on about your day.

Before the bar opens, when he takes his smoke break, you take a snack break. Sitting on the stairs in the alleyway, eating the loaded fries Soap made, while he leans against the brick wall of the adjacent building. You badger him with questions about his time in the task force, and he begrudgingly answers them all (he's preening at the way you listen with such interest).

Sometimes he'll text you before you show up for the day: "need some fruit and bitters for the bar, Sevvy's?" And you know to meet him a bit earlier at the bar, so the two of you can head to the corner market down a few blocks. He carries the basket while you dig through the crates of fruit, insisting on picking the best ones - if it was just him, he'd grab the ones off the top that don't appear to be rotting. But it's you and him, and he's happy to let you drag him from place to place and take up all his time.

You once video called him late in the morning. He immediately worried something was wrong - but when you just started your usual chit-chat, propping your phone against your bathroom mirror and doing your makeup, he realized you were just being domestic. And it warmed his soul more than he cared to admit.

Now, it was a weekly occurrence. You start a video call with him, and the both of you talk as you go about your day. He'll only stop when he has to run into the brewery and discuss the next order with the brewmaster, but even then, he's got one earbud in and his phone tucked into his pocket.

Not much but enjoy!

[lwieserce]

I kinda want to triple crown kokomi

[schoenpepper]

Chivalry Should Die!

Intro: Or, how to kill chivalry in five steps, featuring Idia Shroud!

Warnings: bad writing, awful grammar, not proofread I got lazyyyy, mentions of hentai lmao, reader is not yuu, idia highkey being a loser

A/N: This is a request from an anon. Not sure if this is actually what they wanted, but if you're reading this I hope you like it. Kinda short idk I was really busy with that Jade songfic.

Masterlist

Opening the door

As the heir of a kingdom, you've long since been trained to be respectful, etiquette and decorum seared into your flesh and carved into your bones. Perhaps with such an upbringing, Royal Sword Academy would have been for you.

But the invitation is black.

Your first day in Night Raven College is nothing too interesting. You're sorted into Ignihyde (ha!), your housewarden is a floating tablet, and some magicless folk with a rabid cat crashed orientation, starting off the year with a literal bang! You're unphased, a polite smile on your lips as you gather your things and your wits and line up to head to the dorm. You go through the mirror and up the stone stairs that led to the building in its weird mishmash of ancient architecture and blue triangles and holograms.

You, being the very kind person you are, open the door for the tablet.

It stops in mid-air.

"What...? Did you just open the door for a tablet? Lolz! Wtf you're such a weird freshie lmao. Imagine being that person, idk couldn't be me ig."

You keep on smiling.

(But the urge to punt the tablet all the way back to the hall of mirrors is strong.)

Carrying items

"Oh, let me help you, senpai."

"Huh? No, I'm okay..."

You glance at the large box, clearly heavy and stuffed to the brim by whatever was inside it and your senior slash housewarden who was doing his best to lug it up the stairs as he panted. "Are you sure? You look like you're having trouble." You watch him carry it to the second step.

"Totally fine, yep, nothing weird here, nope, nuh uh, I don't need help."

Idia avoids your eyes. The tips of his hair are turning a faint pink, and the fact that Ortho wasn't the one doing the heavy lifting was really the very first giveaway that something was wrong.

You narrow your eyes and step back.

"If you say so, Idia senpai. But why don't you just use—" he accidentally drops the box back onto the ground, watching, horrified, as its contents spilled out, "—magic to...carry it..."

"No, Y/N, don't look!"

You pick up a thick book from the pile on the ground to help him gather it all. Manga, was it? Upon accidentally reading the title, you give him the most disgusted look you could ever muster.

Idia screams until Ortho comes by to help him put his hentai manga back into the box.

Always be on time

You and Idia had agreed; 4 p.m. Not too early, not too late to work on that essay you needed to pass by tomorrow. He's a good friend and upperclassman if nothing else, so he offered to help you with the topic, which was included in his wide range of expertise. The catch is that you had to do it in his room.

You knock on the door at exactly 4.

No answer.

You take out your phone and send him a quick message. When he doesn't immediately answer, you call Ortho instead.

"Hello, Y/N!"

"Hey Ortho, do you know where Idia is? He promised to help me with an essay and he's not in his room."

"Older brother and I are in the Shaftlands!"

You smile (instead of cracking your phone into pieces). "Really? And when did you leave?"

"We left this morning because there's a comic convention that brother wanted to go to."

"I see. Thank you, Ortho."

Help getting down from a carriage

You hop down the carriage and hold out a hand to Idia. He looks at your hand weirdly, hair pink as he murmurs something you couldn't quite understand (you just know it's something annoying though). He gingerly puts his hand on yours and carefully descends from the carriage.

And by carefully, you mean, of course, that he lets go of your hand halfway and trips on the stairs before faceplanting into the dirt.

You sigh and carry him in your arms.

"Eek! Is this a limited edition SSR CG?!"

"What?"

"I mean, where are you taking me?"

You look at him dead in the eye and press on his left ankle.

"Ouch! Oh...okay..."

Paying for a date

First date! You don't know how, but you managed to convince Idia to eat out in a fancy restaurant with you (if only because you know that he will never agree to anything like this ever again). The food is nice and the ambience is tolerable even though the two of you are in a public space (you chose a private room but to Idia it's still a public space apparently). At the end of the night, the waiter puts the bill on the table and leaves.

"I'll take the—" When your hand reaches for the check, Idia grasps onto your wrist.

"No."

"No?"

He shakes his head.

"I'll pay for it because...you asked me out so...it's only fair..."

"No, it's unbecoming of a royal to not even pay for their partner's food."

He is weirdly competitive about this.

Anyway, at the end of the night, the check accidentally rips in half (the waiter wonders why) and you successfully pay for the full meal.

[hystericwaif]

"I don't think I could be here without Madonna.” - kim petras ♡ my favorite artists are lana del rey, kim petras, madonna, lorde, sky ferreira, charli xcx, SOPHIE, lady gaga, GFOTY, slayyyter, marina and the diamonds & azealia banks (so many more but im lazyyyy) ♡ interests: music music music!!! vinyl, girlblogging, singing, shopping, sleeping, reading, religion, crystals, cooking, baking, and crying i'm a sag sun, virgo moon, leo rising !!!!! ♡ things I love: sweet treats from the gas station, too much blush, animal emojis, girlblogging, vinyls, spirituality, matcha, spotify, drama + gossip, religious iconography, pinterest, sleeping, lipgloss, movies, decorating my room, ice cream, diet coke, cherries, weed, deers, discovering new artists, lambs, the bow emoji, mini skirts, hot chocolate, online shopping, the color pink, bows, and most of all... you! always looking for new angels to talk to < 3 dm me and don't be afraid to send asks, i don't bite....... hard pinterest spotify spam blog

[orphan-account123653]

Stargazing w/ Chuuya - Headcannons

triggers: none

word count: 148

a/n: i want to create an actual fic with Fyodor but I'm so lazyyyy :(

Chuuya would bring snacks to munch on while you look up at the night sky.

He would also bring blankets for you to lay on.

He would let you cuddle up against him if you felt sleepy.

And if you did fall asleep, Chuuya would pick you up and walk back to the car so he could drive back home and get you to bed.

Chuuya would listen to you talk about the stars and planets until you ran out of facts to tell him.

He would learn about the constellations just so he can see you all surprised.

Chuuya has fallen asleep once or twice, not because he’s bored but because of the calming ambiance and your comforting presence.

He will admire how pretty you look right beside him, with the pale moon casting a beautiful light onto your face. It just makes him melt with love.