#And I did not stutter

[arielsojourner]

So I was in Greece and found out it was a lie.

All those episodes of Xena Warrior Princess and Iolaus: The Legendary Journeys.

They.

Were.

LIES.

Did you know that throughout ALL of Greece for all the centuries leading up to when the Romans invaded, all of the many myriad city states and colonies-- west to Sicily and south to Africa and north east to Asia Minor, all of them: no temples to Ares.

None.

All the other gods? Yup. Hell, they even imported Isis from Egypt so she has shrines on Delos. DELOS. The holy birthplace of Apollo. Shrines to the Egyptian goddess Isis.

But Ares? No.

And in both shows that was the WHOLE plot. It was always about Ares and his temples and shrines. Even the Young Hercules spin off with Ryan Gosling as Hercules and the actor who would later be Fili the Dwarf playing young Iolaus, Ares was always in his temples and always trying to protect his temples from being smashed up or destroyed. And I visit Greece for the first time in my life and go to all these amazing sites-- Delos, the canal at Corinth, Olympia, Delphi, Athens, Ithaca, Patmos, Tinos etc. and . . . no Ares. No temple to Ares.

And when you visit Greece and they take you to the ruins of the temples of Athena and Zeus and Apollo etc. you learn that people built temples for the gods to use as like vacation homes when they didn't want to stay on Olympus.

All those city states. All those colonies and during the entire Hellenic period no one built one single temple to Ares according to the docent at the Delphi museum.

Apparently no one wanted Ares as a neighbor.

[zhongscara]

🐚🦦

[yutamayo]

[khaopybara]

❝James has a K at the back of his ear. Does it stand for your name?❞

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT PATTANAWAT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 4 of THE HEART KILLERS

[bellzsad]

honestly in the movie it’s not the “please, tommy, please” that gets me, it’s the “it’s okay… it’s okay,” from thomas

[isawjamfirst]

🐺🐺🐺

[tategaminu]

"Rayla and Callum are too obsessed and co-dependent" neat I hope they get worse to the point of no return

[zoneofsmites]

For my fellow durge was made during the time of troubles and is like a century old girlies (gender neutral).

So like. Sceleritas Fel.

Guy has then been with durge for 90% of that century - which is kind of fucking funny actually. But especially because Sceleritas kind of... babies durge? Imagine being a 134 year old demi-god murderer and your butler still calls your slayer form your 'jim-jams'.

World's oldest child fr.

[jenanigans1207]

Cas: this is my human. He is harmless and I love him. He is good and righteous and he cares so much.

Someone: Cas, your human started the apocalypse.

Someone: Cas, your human has the mark of Cain and is murdering people

Someone: Cas, your human is a literal demon now and prowling around with the actual king of hell.

Cas: he is harmless and I love him.

[cupcakeinat0r]

Miguel: *Is emosh over his d**d daughter again*

Me: I’m so sorry for your loss, Miguel…. I’m here for oral support if you ever need it.

Miguel: Thank y- wait what?🤨

Me: Moral support.

Miguel: Oh…Thanks.

Me: You are so welcome😔.

[riceballart]

i just think he’s neat

[therealamperssand]

red hood

[somesaintiam]

mike wheeler and will byers

[yutamayo]

Gojo: Baby it's not even tuesday and we are at a KFC! They don't do tacos!

Geto: ... They will.

[bellzsad]

the wckd suits had me going feral

[niranutcake]

🖌️ What better way to practice drawing him than to make a meme? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ 🖌️

Inspired by @cutec3 's video: https://youtube.com/shorts/r8nc6nfFEGA?si=FrU1eCeejtw8ihBq

(also highly recommend to check out their comic "Fire for Hire"! It's a banger! ❤️‍🔥)

Anyway

*skedaddles back into the void*

Bonus:

Pics from the video bc I love y'all <3