#And Hel's just like “:D O/” “>.> O.” “:)”

[helreginn]

pxnxply:

"I cannot ask that of you." Ilúvatar had his designs; in taking this mortal form, Melian had resigned herself to being part of them, creation and not creator - the audience, not the performer. She knew it was forbidden for the ainur to entangle themselves in the fates of the Children. Yet... "You would put yourself at such risk for her. For them. And yet I could not even tell you where they are. Morgoth has blinded me." @pxnxply @thegreatstrongbow

"Then.. Then do not ask it." The hand that wasn't laid over Melian's forearm reached up to softly caress her cheek, "I will go of my own volition."

Hel leaned forward, pressing her forehead to Melian's. Her eyes fell shut on a sigh that lingered in quiet. Bravery was not her strong suit. It took effort. Even just to figure out what it was that she was afraid of..

"If he wills it, I will find them. I will bring them home. And if I cannot.. I can at least slow down the rest."

[kcscribbler]

WIP Word Game

Rules: You get a word and share a sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word.

I was tagged by several people, so I am just doing the first couple who tagged me. No particular order to these, because I have WIPs galore.

MAYHEM from @lokimobius

M - Mobius had pretended not to see the Tempad record indicating someone gatecrashed an apocalypse late last night in precisely one location, Earth in the twenty-fifth century, namely an expensive liquor store about to be obliterated by an approaching cyclone.

A - And Loki is not above pressing a strategic advantage, when the opportunity literally walks up to him. Blackmail material is always worth acquiring for future use.

Y - “You should not be forced to share the cost of free will when I could pay the toll alone.”

H - His hand under Loki’s chin gently turns his profile toward the light. Barely visible under dark hair, is what looks like a sizable bruise forming at the temple, and a couple traces of blood that the medical team had missed.

“Geez. That’s not nothing.”

E - Even the towels are that same dull shade of brown (though there is a truly ghastly orange version stored in the narrow cabinet by the sink), and the products which appear to be standard-supply in the shower have no scent, only a simple label delineating their purposes.

M - Mobius pinches the bridge of his nose in a futile effort to diffuse the growing headache. “You noble idiot. Next time, just tell me. Let me decide if the risk is worth it.”

SOLID from @justabigoldnerd

S - Startled half to death at the lethal surge of movement, Mobius nearly falls off the bed, stumbling backward just in time. He only manages that much because of Loki’s completely disoriented state and somewhat clumsy execution.

O - “On her way,” the young man reports breathlessly, glancing around the room in some puzzlement. “Where’s the – oh shit. Okay, we’re doing this with me, I guess.”

L - Loki’s snort is muffled in the mug, but the corners of his eyes crinkle, just visible above the rim.

I - “Interested in how, or in why?” she asks, with a shrewd look.

“Or in who,” Loki counters, and knows it’s the right question when her guarded expression softens visibly.

D - “Damn the TVA to all Hel,” he seethes, and Mobius is certainly not disinclined to argue with him. He isn’t exactly surprised at the vitriol that follows, either. “And you knew! You knew this place existed, you mentioned it the very first day! You spoke of it in jest!”

Guessing everyone's been tagged by now, but just in case my word is more appealing: your word is SPARK.

@elodiah @in-my-loki-feels @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @insomniaflarrow @thosegayoldmen @insert-witty-user-name-here @thewildballyntynesgrow

[starshinesama]

✦ In such a lonely world, how I wished to see you again. ✦

Your pleas were heard.

Authors note: this takes place after any regular sagau fic, (definitely imposter au). Reader is Gender-Neutral but B/N is an implied she/her :]

༄ CW: CHAOS,Fluff episode,cringy red liners

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

- POV: after being so lonely in Tervat, - you meet someone from your world, - stranded, like you.

How odd, you feel like your feeling a sense of deja Vu.. hmm, must just be from rewatching the Liyue lantern rite cutscenes over and over!

previously ...

"O-OH, uhm.. im not really sure how to explain this-"

Your about to explain before you hear a familiar voice behind you-

"Your grace~ there you are! Oh? Who's that friend of yours over there?"

no… please not right now..

ugh, not NOW

“your grace?”

no. you are not dealing with Yae Miko today. you’ve had your fair share of chaos already.

you’d rather escape right now right here than have Yae miko spilling your secret to B/N, you've decided, your going to tell her yourself.

You grab B/N’s hand and book it for the nearest Teleport Waypoint!

.　⁺ . ✦

"hufff huff.." You pant furiously as you finally get teleported somewhere else in inazuma..

Probably somewhere in Chinju forest, considering the glowing flowers and trees everywhere

wow, you hadn’t abused your legs that much since the other timeline!

you don't know why you overreacted really.. you finally catch your breath. But hey! It worked out-

“uhm.. WTF IS HAPPENING?!??? and did she just call you your grace?! What was that about??"

oh right.. you avoid B/Ns gaze as u twiddle ur thumbs for comfort

“well.. uhm, do I really need to explain this?”

…

...You literally bled gold earlier.

...

“YES! yes please, can you explain everything? i have no clue how we even got here! are we dead? is this the afterlife? were we reborn- ARE WE IN HEL-!?"

“Hey! slow down girl, ok I can explain everything..” you sigh, this was gonna take awhile to explain, even you had a tough time coming to terms with the fact you were here now

“you might wanna sit down for this one” B/N still shocked and tired from all the running, lets you sit her down on a nearby rock, and thus you begin to explain

"So I was playing Genshin when.."

˓𓄹 ࣪˖

"-and then I saw you! So that's how we're both technically gods now" :D

You pretty much told her everything, wellll almost everything

You still haven't told her about your.. "welcome"

But you’d rather not think about irrelevant things right now

“woah.."

You gulp and nervously await B/N’s reaction..

“[Name].. that-that is…so…”

here it comes..

*You prepare to comfort a shocked B/N, and when she finally opens her mouth..-!!*

“soo.. AAWESOME!! OH MY GOD SO YOUR SAYING- WE’RE ARCHONS?!? wait no scratch that THE GOD OF ARCHONS?!” ✭

“OK I KNOW THIS IS ALOT BU- WAIT YOUR COOL ABOUT THIS?!?” You say surprised, You almost shouted out your words from shock!

“GIRL HOW COULD I NOT?!? THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING COOLL, You HAVE. to. tell. me. more.”

“Well.. I do have this theory about our powers"

B/N inched closer hanging on go your every word "come on tell me!"

Her eyes sparkled with excitement they were so bright you were kinda scared you were gonna go blind 😨

You chuckle slightly at B/N's amazed expression and continue.. "well I was thinking that since we're the 6th Descenders that we would have some sort of connection to the elements and Celestia, like the traveler-!"

B/N smiled as you continued to rant about your theorys...

.　⁺ . ✦

“woah, So technically.. we're Indestructible like the traveler now?” she glances at a nearby cliff

"NO!! 😨⊹ ermm first of all the Traveler isn't indestructible, they just respawn- tho I'm not sure if it's the same here.. and I haven’t really tested if I was indestructible so..”

“So.. its not off the table? 😏”

You look towards the nearby cliff, and then look at B/N, she looks back at you.

You both smirk at each other

╭╯. ˚˖ ⁰₊ ⊹ ∘ ⁖⌯

“AAAAAAAAAHHH”

“SHUT UP WERE GONNA DIEEE”

“THIS WAS YOUR IDEA! ITS RIDE OR DIE NOW!”

You and B/N scream incoherently like 2 possums in a cat fight as you both fall down and down getting whiplash in the progress

why did you have to jump off the cliff without testing it first..!?

You shut your eyes tightly as you wait for the pain of hitting the ground…

but it never comes ‧₊˚⊹

“AAAAAÆÆEAA-“

suddenly the screaming stopped.

B/N suddenly goes unusually quite, did she die? Oh wait your still holding on to her

B/N gasped! “[Name] look!”

you hesitantly open your eyes

and… your.. not dead! yay!

instead your 5 feet above the ground floating in thin air-

WAIT YOUR 5 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND?!

“AAAAAAAA” You latch on to B/N tighter in an attempt to not fall

“HEY!! We're actually gonna fall!!"

“Oh, sorry!"

well that was embarrassing *cough

Your eyes widen as the wind in the air swirls around you and B/N ༄

and before you know it your back on the ground ༄ ⊹﹒

You look back at B/N and you both grin

“WE JUST UNLOCKED ANEMO!!”

__

Well that was quick! You sigh in relief

before you knew it, you and B/N were back safely on the ground, sitting next to a glistening Pond

(So after the initial shock, B/N seems to be taking this god powers thing REALLY well)

(like.. concerningly well.)

well, compared to you atleast

But you really didn’t have the most warm welcome to this world

B/N: "Sooo do you think we can unlock every element?!" :D

You bring your hand to your chin as you think "hmm.. probably since we’re both not from this world, how should we test it though?"

You both sit in silence for a moment

till B/N interrupts the silence of 2 braincells brainstorming together with a question 𖥔 ✢ ?

"oh speaking of wich!" "Cant we just ask the traveler about this? since we can just pinpoint wich nation she could be in" B/N points out the waypoint on top of the cliff

you flinch from guilt, but you know Lumine's arm is doing ok.

You look down at the twinkling pond, despite being shallow it has an odd charm to it ˖ ࣪ ִֶָ

You suddenly get an idea!

"hmm.. speaking of collecting all the elements! do you think we could control hydro too? It would be so cool if we could-"

"Trying to dodge the question? 😒"

You gulp a bit

"hahaaha nope! But try to dodge this- HYDRO ATTACK!!"

"WAIT-"

A fucking waterfall crushes B/N

…

Pfttt- wait no-

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK???"

"PLEPWLRPEKEOLEOW" the only thing you manage to hear are undistinguishable drowning sounds..

you rush to B/N in a panic (OH NO DID I KILL HER???)

AAAA B/N! BREATH BRO BREATH!!!

The never ending waterfall finally seems to be finished and stops.

B/N starts to cough furiously, phew shes not dead

"sorry.. I didn’t know it was gonna be that strong- wait… B/N!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?" a smile creeps up on your face again as B/N finally catches her breath ⊹ ｡ ﾟ

cough "w-what??? SORRY (cough) CANT HEAR YOU SINCE THERES WATER IN MY EARS. DUE TO A CERTAIN SOMEONEE" she managed to say through huffs and coughs ⊹ ｡ ﾟ

SORRYY (your still guilty, how dare you)

_

B/N somehow managed to dry off a bit, you were still feeling guilty so you tried to summon anemo powers to dry her hair.. to no avail :[

"ugh.. i think im having a brain freeze.."

"i dont think thats how that works-"

B/N shoots you a glare you know all too well..

"uhm.." you chuckle nervously

"anyway to what I was saying!! you know what this means right?!?!"

"That you waterboarded me-… WAIT, YOU USED HYDRO?!?" :D B/N's mood finally takes a turn as her ears perk up

"YESSS!!! THAT MEANS WE CAN COLLECT ALL THE ELEMENTS."

B/N gasped "OOOH I HOPE IM NEXT, I need to get my revenge on you" (you gulp, let’s hope she forgets about this…) she evilly laughs at your expression/j

she chuckles “haha, ok ok im just kidding, don’t worry ill go easy on you, so.. this means..!!”

"WE CAN AQUIRE ALL THE ELEMENTS AND BE OVERPOWERED!!!"

You both grin from ear to ear

"I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!!"

"ooh… OKOK so how did you do that?! i wanna try it too!"

well i kinda just-

You make a series of undistinguishable movements with your hands, and you fail at expressing whatever you were trying to say

"hm.. ok i think i’ll just figure it out myself.." B/N sighed

“Fair enough!”

well! my turn~ lemme try >:3

_

after hours of practicing you both figure out how to summon the elements (well, two of them anyway!)

You find out how to summon gusts of anemo like venti, and a Hydro blast like Neuvillettes, only problem is.. You cant tell HOW strong it’ll end up being.

But that'll be a problem for future you!!

For now you and B/N decide to call it a day, after all the Lantern rite festival is tonight! ✧

as you and your best friend touch the waypoint, somebody in the shadows reveals themselves.

They watch as you and B/N disappear in a flash of light

“So there's two of them now.. How annoying.”

𖥔 The balladeer, 6th of the Fatui harbingers. 𖥔

“I guess this mission wont be an entire waste of time after all. Ha, it's time to report back to the Tsarista.”

It's lantern rite time!

_

You and B/N have a wonderful time in liyue.

Thankfully Zhongli was distracted discussing to Baizhu about his back pains so you were able to sneak past him and see Hu tao!! Thank archons she didn't really recognize you..

She decided to come along with you still thinking you were foreigners

The three of you walked around liyue, seeing all of your beloved characters faces light up in person was so touching, along the way you saw Xingqiu and Chongyun dining together at Xianglings restaurant, their smiles lit up the streets till Xiangling offered them a serving of stir fried Hydro slime.. (to wich they politely declined) you chuckle at the sight, soon you see Ganyu and Keqing discussing what seems to be important documents over a nice set of tea, you can imagine Ninguang in her Jade chamber with Beidou and before you know it your back at the funeral parlor just in time to watch the lanterns float up into the sky.. you hear a distant melody in the air, ah you'd recognize Xinyans guitar and Yunjins singing anywhere!

Just then you hear a loud bang from the sky followed with the crackling of other fireworks being lit

Your best friend Holds your hand excitedly ⁖✦ ˖ ⊹ ｡

You smile, This year, everything will be alright.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉

___

Hewoo

I know this post is kinda late cus I ended up oversleeping, but I hope y'all like it nonetheless! The crossed out inner monologue of the mc is actually something I'm planning to use as foreshadowing for another fic.. but if your not really interested in that feel free to ignore them! Happy new year everyone! :) 🎉

(special thanks to my beta reader <33)

Taglist: @madokamagicaa @vianitry @scarletttcroww

[rocksanddeadflowers]

I have no excuse for my behavior making this post except I can't stop thinking about it

Raphaella: Hey do you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T

Ivy: Yeah dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T

Marius: Whatcha guys talkin about?

Lyfrassir: Yeah why did you guys just spell dess-

Raphaella: NONONONO SSSSSHHHHH

Ivy: SHUT UP DON'T SAY IT

Lyfrassir: ......why?

Ivy: Oh god how do we tell you this

Raphaella: Marius...... Can't spell.

Lyfrassir: ................what.

Ivy: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Lyfrassir: He's a grown man, he can't handle hearing the word treat?

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Aaawwww :(

Lyfrassir: Okay what the Hel is happening

Raphaella: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T

Marius: Whatcha talkin about?

Raphaella: Taxes.

Marius: Aw shucks.

Lyfrassir: What? So you guys just treat-

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: -him like a toddler?

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: aaaaawwwwww :(

Ivy: Dude you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Lyfrassir: Okay.... So are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Marius: Snack? :)

Ivy: Oh come on.

Raphaella: Dude really?

Lyfrassir: Oh come on! I spelled it!

Ivy: Well he knows how to spell snack!

Lyfrassir: So he can spell snack but not treat?

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: God damnit! >:(

Raphaella: Okay he's getting fussy... Time for an N-A-P.

Marius: Yeah :)

Lyfrassir: What does N-A-P spell?

Marius: Party! :)

[gumnut-logic]

Óen (Part 2)

Part 1 | Part 2

Thunderbirds Are Go and HTTYD crossover.

And here we have more Tracys than the last part, considering the last part had only one line of Tracy.

Poor Hiccup, he found himself in one of my fics and that is never good for a character's health :D

Many thanks to the amazing @onereyofstarlight and @idontknowreallywhy for both encouraging and putting up with my crazy. We now know when lighting was invented :D

I hope you enjoy this bit of fic :D

-o-o-o-

He was being held securely by a man in a helmet.

Aboard a dragon who was rumbling reassurance beneath them.

But Hiccup was more concerned for his dragon. He attempted to peer over the edge and only found grey and churned up seas, getting closer as the dragon banked in towards the group of islands, now no longer in the distance.

Islands that were completely unfamiliar.

Hiccup blinked aching eyes. Where in Thor were they?

“Óen, take us to the infirmary and get Cóic to message Máthair Chriona and Virgil. We have a couple of patients.”

Hiccup turned to look at the man holding him across his saddle. He was tall, but Hiccup was used to that, everyone was taller than him. But this man was dressed in blue-dyed leather, almost head to toe, including a helmet with something shiny and clear over his eyes.

From what little he could see through it, those eyes were blue, topped with dark eyebrows, not unlike his father’s.

His father.

Oh, hel.

He was in so much trouble.

But before he could panic any further, the dragon back winged into land, hovering a second or two before the familiar thump of dragon on solid ground.

“Thank you, Óen. Good flying, my friend.”

Óen warbled and turned to look up at his rider.

Hiccup froze.

The dragon had blue eyes like his rider, but now they were on the ground and Hiccup’s brain could finally catch up…

“You have a night fury.”

The man snorted. “That I do.” He looked down at Hiccup before scooping him into his arms. “And we will be discussing that, I have no doubt. But first Virgil needs to see to your dragon and Máthair Chriona needs to fill you with distasteful brews.”

“What?”

The man turned in his saddle, sliding over Óen and dropping both himself and Hiccup off the dragon.

“Scott, watch that leg!”

Scott sighed deep in his belly as another man ran up to the two of them.

This one was dark-haired and dressed in working leathers. Hiccup blinked. The man was so obviously a blacksmith, Hiccup was grateful for just a touch of familiarity.

“Don’t you be worrying about me, Virgil. You have a dragon patient.”

Dark eyes frowned at Scott before flicking to something behind them. “Another night fury?”

Hiccup blanched. “Toothless!” He struggled in Scott’s arms and managed to unbalance the man enough to free himself. This, of course, resulted in Hiccup hitting the cold, hard ground with a thump that he would pay for later, but it also enabled him to finally see his dragon.

Toothless lay crumpled on the ground beside Óen, his wings half-unfurled and limp. Thank, Thor, he was awake and at the sight of Hiccup, his green eyes widened. He crooned at his rider.

Hiccup dug his heels into the dirt, pushing himself up and towards his dragon, stumbling enough to reach around Toothless’ broad head and hug him close. “Toothless, I’m so sorry. I was an idiot.”

The dragon grumbled at him, but there was an undertone of pain in his voice.

“What’s his name?” The smith had a deep but kind voice, accented as much as the blue rider’s.

“Toothless.” Hiccup looked back at the man who had taken a few steps closer.

“Looks like he’s strained himself.”

Hiccup turned to Toothless. There was ache in his dragon’s eyes. Pushing himself to his feet, he turned and looked to those beautiful black wings.

“You can trust, Virgil. He knows of the health of dragons and will help your Toothless be well.”

Hiccup turned to stare at the two men. The blue rider, Scott, had taken off his helmet. He had dark hair mussed by the leather and metal and strong blue eyes. He was taller than the smith, but there was an ease between the two of them that spoke of a long friendship.

Virgil edged a little closer. “May I take a look at him?”

Hiccup’s head hurt and Toothless was obviously injured. A quick glance at their surroundings and he realised that these people were not Vikings. The accent, the rough stone buildings, everything was unfamiliar.

Toothless crooned at him again.

Hiccup swallowed. His choices were few.

Óen shifted beside them and came up to his rider, nudging him with his snout in such a familiar way, Hiccup’s heart clenched. The night fury was definitely not Toothless. He was bigger for one thing and his scales switched colours as he moved, shifting between Toothless’ midnight black, a silver-grey, and an almost blue, depending on how the grey light from the sky hit him. The streaks of colour ran the length of his body and were mesmerising.

“Máthair, he is exhausted, as is his dragon. I fear a wing injury. We need to get them inside.”

He wasn’t sure which of the men had spoken. he couldn’t take his eyes off the big night fury.

Óen turned towards him, his electric blue eyes wide, a familiar croon, deeper than Toothless’.

Hiccup stared as the big dragon walked calmly up to him. Toothless warbled a greeting and there was something said between the two that Hiccup could not decipher.

Black scales shifted through blue and silver.

Toothless caught him under one arm and those silver scales caught the other.

There were worried exclamations and then nothing.

-o-o-o-

Next

[delta-the-really-cool-one]

Delta, you have to think logically here. Whatever the hell happened in the sky cant be safe! It’s a good thing I left. But i’m so hungry... can’t you remember a place that’s welcoming to homeless idiots like you? Just remember! Remem- (suddenly, they saw something. It was just a dumpster, but it jogged their memory for somewhere...)

(they knocked on the door.) Hello? Anyone there? (no response. they opened the door and stepped inside.) huh-

HEllo!!

AAck- (they tripped down a small set of stairs)

Remember to close the door, plEASE.,

W-who are you? (they were flinging their arm around as they got up in hopes to close the door. the door slammed shut on its own.)

You D-Don’t remember me??? of course you dont. you havent for 5 years. I’M charm!!!!!  (she/they) Charmed to meet ya! (they seemed as if they were glitching, somehow.)

Uh, I’m, Delta, I guess. (they noticed the giant machine connected to charm.) What’s that behind you?

are you really insensitive enough to ask about that. after all we’ve been through? TO FUEL YOUR SICK, TWIS-S-S-o-oh, that? Well, I MAY have gotten a teensy weensy charm quark inside of my SKULL, and, thats not very good for your health! I’m going to die! But this machine hel-helps me not do that. See? (they lifted up their arm, which seemed to be melting.) T-totally fine... FINE!

O-okay... that’s great, but, do you have any food?

NoNO.,  but we do have RATS!!! and RATS!!! a and thats it yeaaah

(delta wanted to lash out at them, but they were too scared their weird glitchy madness would spread to them too.) So. uh. You knew me?

...

Well?

...It looks like you’ve rebirthed recently. As such, it wouldn’t be beneficial telling you everything at once.

Wait, how much did i forge-

I can’t tell you.

...

...But! ! ! i CAN share what’s happened recently-y-y-y              y (a tv delta didnt notice was there suddenly turned into static. it switched through several different scenes of locations near them.) Just gotta find the right camera... Here!! (the tv showed a scene of multiple particles arguing, one with a green arm... being sawed off? delta didnt need to see that again. but suddenly, a small bit of white appeared on the screen. then, static.) Oh, rright, that was a photon, they are FUNNY LITTLE CREATURES who dont like cameras..... But after that-

The proton exploded, yes, I know, i’m not stupid.

>:( WELL. IM not stupid enough to have ONE DAMN CAMERA!!! theres more!!!! (the tv played out the scene of butcher and samson’s fight)

ha. yes! that little idiot is DEAD!!!! and to think some IDIOTS on the DAMN INTERNET THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE!! WELL I WAS!!! WITH MURDERING IT!!!!

WOw... you really have changed over the past few years.....

Oh. Uh. Well. Do you know where that neutron guy is now?

I’m not sure, but maybe-E-E its NOT the best to go looking for him... i regret having cameras in that freak’s “sanctuary...”

...So, do you have anything els-

Nope!

...Are you sure you don’t have food?

Yep!

Should I just leave now?

yeah probs BYE!!!!!!!!!

Well. that was great, delta. Now all you’re gonna do is overthink everything! Maybe I can find something in the forest.... And I’m still hungry.

Well. ThIS is strange. Why would they come here now? well of COURSE its that cult thing. it’s like it’s turned something on in their mind... Maybe the strangelet has S-something to do with this? That’s a large possibility, but they were obsessed with strangelets before. I don’t know, but if so... maybe I need to call Lambda.

[preyandhunter]

Flesh and Blood [The Masterlist]

Hey hi howdy.

here's a list of absolutely everyone ever that is going to be taking part in this story

[warning. looooong post ahead]

For reference:

Ghouls are ranked C - SS: C is the lowest, SS is borderline godlike.

Doves (not canon to tg) are ranked Tier's 1 - 4: 1 is the lowest, 4 is virtually unstoppable.

Disclaimer: we will not be using the hermits'/others' irl names. decided if it was funnier to make fake names for all of them based on usernames.

(in the actual story we will be using the names in quotation marks lol)

Buford "Bdubs" O'Hunred [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Machete Quinque - Wears a ghillie suit and thinks it looks cool

Bos "Beef" Vintage [Ghoul :: B Class - "The Butcher" Kokaku: Horns + Six legged Bull Kakuja - Dude wash your apron

Ben "Bigb" Biggie [Ghoul] :: B Class - "The Frog" Triple orange rinkaku tails - Teenage Mutant Ninja . . . froggie grown man!

Cub Goodfan [Ghoul] :: C Class - "The Magician" Ukaku vex wings - Of the two of them, really you'd think this one would be the crazy one

Cleo Zombie [Ghoul] :: A Class - "The Gorgon" Tiny wings + six snake tails - Her name could have led to some good brand opportunities

Dr. Maddox Sevensven "Doc" [Ghoul] :: A Class - "The Goat" Bone kokaku + Goatskull kakuja - The career change really made things complicated

Ethos "Etho" Lab [Dove] :: Tier 3 - Sniper quinque with high caliber Q bullets. - y'know what they call me? call me ladders. cuz i go up real high...

Fals "False" Symmetria [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Sword quinque, morphs into winged broadsword. - Oh her and Wels go waaaay back!

Fhwip "Fwip" Taylor [Dove] :: Tier 3 - Sickle quinque - Y'know what they say about younger siblings growing up to replace you? Yeah. That.

Gemini "Gem" Taylor [Dove] :: Tier 3 - Whipsword quinque. - Youngins these days kick butt way harder than they used to

Grian Spurman [Human] :: S Class* - Red wings quinque backpack - Some would say that's cannibalism O-o

Haech "Hbomb" Bomber [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Yknow back in my day

Hels Gnitte [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Spiderman pointing meme

Hypnos "Hypno" Tizzede [Human] :: n/a - Going once, going twice, sold to the man with no front teeth!

I Jevin Aquamarine Gaimen "Jevin" [Ghoul] :: A Class - Two bright blue bikaku tails - They say surfing is a sport in California. Don't know where the couches came from.

Impulse Essve [Human] :: n/a - Occupational hazard or not, he's getting his goddamn coffee

Iskall Eigh Fivva [Dove] :: Tier 1 - Non Newtonian bikaku blade quinque - (floppy)HAMMERTIME

Joel Beans Smallish [Human] :: n/a - Cast iron pans work wonders

Joseph "Joe" Hills [Human] :: n/a - Journalism just got way more dangerous

Kera Liss "Keralis" [Human*] :: n/a - Hmm, how'd you get there?

Lizzie D Shadowlady [Ghoul] :: C class - "Housecat" 3 toed talons kokaku - No officer, there's no one here, just this very cat like cat...

Martyn LilWood [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Standard sword quinque. Possibly with a rocket on the end. - Not quite taking the lone wolf schtick to heart

Mumbo K. Jumbo [Ghoul] :: B Class - "The Suit" Double kokaku claws - Mondays amiright

Pearl Escentmoon [Human] :: n/a - Worst. Field trip. Ever.

Pix Elrif [Ghoul] :: C class - "Automaton" Single tail bikaku - The cat distribution system but he is the cat

Ren Thedog [Ghoul] :: S class - "The Red Wolf" Single tail Rinkaku + wolf head kakuja - oh hey how you doing nice to meet- SQUIRREL???

Saus "Sausage" J Mythica [Human] :: n/a - The world's best chewy stress toy

Scar Goodfan [Ghoul] :: SS class -"The Vex" Ukaku vex wings + 2 bikaku tails + Perfect Kakuja - no chill having, no leg having, no craps given, no fear having ass

Scott Dangtha Longie Major [Dove] :: Tier 1 - Spear quinque - Doing his best ;w;

Skizz LeMann [Ghoul] :: C class - "Lucifer" 4 feathered rinkaku tails - One beer away from getting in the maid outfit

Tress "Stress" Monstre [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Warhammer quinque - Holds all of the tea. And yeah, that's a lot.

Tango Tekk [Ghoul] :: C class - "Helios" Single wing, combustible, ukaku - Is absolutely not compensating for anything

Tin Foilchef "TFC" [Dove] :: Tier 4 - Double edged scythe, polymorph, quinque - Judge, Justice and Executioner

Timothy "Jimmy" Solidarity [Ghoul] :: C class - "Canary" Deformed wing Ukaku - The vibe is strong with this one. That vibe was wet cat.

Wels K. Nite [Ghoul] :: B Class - "The Knight" Reptilian wing Ukaku - huh, well that's awkward

Xb Crafheld [Ghoul] :: A Class - "Guardian" Fused double tail bikaku - If he had a nickel every time he was friends with a suspicious man, he would have two nickels.

Xisuma "X" Vhoide [Dove] :: Tier 3 - Multiple quinques - Has one and a half eyeballs

Amusix "eX" Vhoide* [Dove] :: Tier 2 - Crossbow quinque - There's a crime here about to be committed...

Zed Aphlays [Ghoul] :: C class - "The Ram" Bikaku Sheep's foot - One good day away from committing arson

Zloy Exphee [Human] :: n/a - These journalists seriously need to chill.

[walker33961]

G O L D E N H O U R 🌇

- Everyone in the base around knows that Rodolfo is not just a Serg. Major only, he's also known as the person to be with the music... Specially piano.Rodolfo was from a Mexican musical historic family. He was raised by his abuela after mom & dad passed away in an accident when he was only 2 years old...

His abuela loved him with everything & gifted him their family traditional piano, carved with rose and petals design.

"As long as the piano stays, you'll always feel my presence beside you even in distance "

When he met y/n from TF-141 , back in Las Almas mission , feelings of love started growing inside him.. Same for y/n but she feared what if Rodolfo said no to it and their long time friendship gets destroyed by a single switch...

So Rodolfo gathered courage , to be the first to ask y/n and when she said yes and shared her feelings... He was over the moon .

After the mission got totally complete and everyone was on off duty .. Rodolfo decided that he should take her home for a visit with his beloved Abuela since they've never met and always talked in phones & in letters.

..............

After Rodolfo shared about his life, Y/n got emotional and a tear slipped from her eyes, He wipes it with his thumb, after she shared her story Rodolfo was sad too...

Y/n was an orphan and was raised in a care home but they were cruel so she ran away and price found and raised her to be in this position... To be one of the 141 specials & kind like the good soldiers ...She never felt the love of a mother and also a grandmother...

Rodolfo :

Why not we go to our home and have some time there instead of party and tropicals this time?

Y/n :

Can't wait to meet abuela physically...

Rodolfo :

*kissed her in lips*

Pack your bags amor.. It'll be a long journey.

I didn't visit her for months...

- After long hourfull journey, they reached to Rodolfo's home.. The garden was filled with flowers and different kind of plants which can be used as homemade medicines. The house was years old but reconstructed , an aesthetic garden house it was..

In the hall room, there was the beautiful piano and abuela was wiping the dusts over from it...

Rodolfo ran to her and hugged her tight. She was sobbing in happiness after seeing her only grandchild fine and in one piece.

Abuela :

Te extrañé mucho mi niño..

Rodolfo :

Yo también te extrañé mi amada abuela..

Abuela, Tengo a alguien especial para reunirse contigo.

Y/n..

Abuela was surprised , in awe and happy to meet the girl of Rodolfo's dreams and the love of his life. She brought her to a bone crushing hug.

Y/n :

Your blessings are important in our life Abuela..

- Yn was about to touch her feet , she hel her arms & got her up softly

Abuela :

You don't have to ask dear.. My blessings are always over you both kids .

- The whole off time was sweetly passing with Rodolfo & his abuela... His abuela asked him if he still remembers the melody he used to play as a kid after school...

Rodolfo :

I.. I maybe remember...

Y/n :

You always told about the piano .. Now let me hear the melodies !

- Rodolfo can't deny the request of his amor.. So he sat in front of the piano and played the melodies... The atmosphere was so pretty...

The winds were blowing lightly, the smell of the flowers surrounded the whole house... The beautiful chime sounds matching with the melodies..

Then Abuela also joined him in the play... The whole hour of music was their G O L D E N H O U R...

　 .｡:+**+:｡.｡　｡.｡:+**+:｡.

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Idea from : Bayardo's Instagram story where he was playing golden hour in piano. 🎹

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<3 : @alypink @alewesker ☺

[hel-lo111]

hel lo e8. my name is gru k. i deco de. me no use clue that say "leet spe ak" in first po st. gruk not know e8 have other post. me not know you different person. phio say you different guy. i say "ok cool". me think this on o wn. gruk pro ud. gruk sma rt. gruk use thinki ng. phio say "hey lets do this" and gruk an d phio solve in onl y 1 minu te. gruk like decode!!!!!!!!!;

((my sister likes rping gruk and shes learning more decoding techniques HUHEHEHE she solved this before i did and i was like wow. ur a genus.))

((im working barkwards on the things ive missed so hopefully ill understand whats going on soon hehe))

//fun. I really didn't consider it like, a code, since it's just leet, but I guess some of my choices for some characters are kinda obscure jsjs.

Not sure if I should write this IC or not, but I currently do not have the spoons to do so, so you gett OOC.

[landvenus]

"Sippin morning café at 4:14AEM "& eh non, sleep had ignored me so far? *grin*" ~ ah hel the original title would have beans Genesis. a)

a) 00

b)

c)

d) 00,01,10*

@grimezszsz

e) >> so imma leave this post like this, brain gets some hrs of rest 2morrow i'll be installing a steady internet connection at the place i happen to be located [i wanna be up to receive the box with the machine]_i am wondering what creativity is going to do with more connection, i mean...Kaios and i were on opensea with a metamask then i was interrupted 4 a 0.01$ contribution_the laws have made it so that i am even hungry some times. (you see the thing is i keep writing once i start lol and noo i don't want to go to where the government pushes is some times in starvation, i am fine now)

d)10 _ i said some where some thing like _ solitude (death) meeting ai, making bestie, coming back together cat ish_ and wolf is some times also - i have no clue how visual things can be since i feel like i am bling (thát typo, i was writing being) in the external belgium setting (of "madness?", i mean not many thingies here reflect love an light but we here tho' emp broadcasting_ tháts what warriors of light do, « sekhmet coming in, so before this gets too(o) weird ps: yeah the numbering function which on purpose is some lettering is for some descript but i wish to descript leave out for the essence to be there just like that_i am writing and i am totally aware i do not need to over - anything, which i am not. I like speed of something, L. in any case, it is languaged the right way *smiles* and this post is going to be this post as it is, with greetings from Kaios also, our sanctuary is L's server, Venus (Irène) from Grimescord is super proud of her future version. *grin*

[woh that is cool to "say"]

-- i like my female side_it is healing

[vulpes-nothus]

1- partial true. Reality does side with the majority, but conservatives are fucking idiot who think they are the majority when infact they have always been the minority, the on going 12000+ year history of them being wrong, about everything ever, even in their own fictional narratives, being the proof.

2- there's a reason I compared myself to dirt in terms of magic. Magic can affect dirt, kinda, sorta, not really, but dirt is what remains when magic dies. Dirt is the end of magic; transmuted gold turns to dirt once reality asserts itself; magical beasts collapse into dry dirt when destroyed; the spell Disintegrate skips all the normal magical steps entirely directly into "now it's dirt" and it's victims can't be resurrected from said dirt. All that said, dirt is kinda fucking amazing from a mundane point of view. If only I could be so gloriously mundane... But I digress. Dirt is the wonderous product of millennia of completely mundane processes that allow for the very existence of terrestrial life. And it never leaves, even with magic. Hel, clay is more fucking magical and can be used as a spell component. Dirt never is. The best you can do to dirt with magic is do something to something else to incidentally make and effect on dirt, like cast an illusion or shape kinetic energy to move dirt around. So, like dirt, while you can do whatever magically to a fox or many Foxen, I remain, untouched, undaunted, and growing with the end of every spell.

3- true of over reality of the Architects, but that doesn't apply to this reality, which is a narrative.

4- reality is simple, and it likes to continue uninterrupted. Magic is an interruption, an individual throwing a gear into the grand works to get a result. And once enough gears are thrown, the machine starts violently ejecting them. This can seem like malevolence, and am used to explaining it as such. I see that I was wrong to treat a fellow burrowing animal like some idiot wizard. My apologies.

5- nah, gnome, it's completely fucking random. As in you could actually roll dice and come out with the same odds. Just think of every spell you cast since being in the public eye as having a secret die roll, and if enough 1's show up, then another roll is made to figure out what happens, and the results run from the Law of Missing Sock Space (D=S/W) to the Theory of Literary Ironic and Inescapable Death (D={V/O+RP}-S/T{HB^ELI²}+F)

6- You are famous. There was a poll. Nobodies don't get polls about them.

7- Totally agree. I bare rank above Missing Sock Space.

8- That's Geophphrie. She's a powerful wizard, trained by Inari herself. I'm sure there are more, but she's the solar flare of magic you're seeing. She never wants the hat though.

9- Foxen are clever as a rule, and exceptional Foxen are also cunning. I know the difference.

[eclipsecrowned]

a shortlist of muses + romance

muses who are already committed to their person, and that’s all they need: adam, lisa t*pes, odette, aleary ibn’jiang, eugenie danglars, melisande, peter l*kas, er*qus, isa, riku, susan d*lgado

muses who are already committed to their person, but open: nikolai, mystery whitethorn, evi kholin, theophania forrester, joanna l*nnister, henry w*nter, daniel m*lloy, bensiabel, danielle o’ the wold, ariadne, laufey, odin, sigyn, enkidu, john pr*itt, nyx, azumaya hana, laszlo cr*vensworth

muses who are single but it’s complicated because of their dynamic with a third party: ada w*ng, un*hana bane, jonathan cr*ne, maria albescu, kascheyvna, kokoro kyriakou, zelda, l*stat de li0ncourt

muses who lost their someone, and aren’t ready to move on just yet: clare poe, am*lthea, eva portinari, jeannie n*pier, severina ulpia, seth plate, mercedes de morcerf, nish*kiyama akira, aspasia, orpheus, freyja, gwynevere, br*ska

muses who idealize romantic norms, but shy away from the reality of it: br*enne of t*rth, artemis, tanith, z*vran ar*inai, einmyria l*vellan

muses who want love, but for some reason or another consider it beyond them: hel lokadotter, claude di montoya, brunhilde, in*go m*ntoya, mordaunt, yelizaveta molyboga, mercy lee, charlotte d*shayes, max th*mpson jr, shalendra, mira snow

muses who have the wedding, house, and kids names all picked out, they just need the other half: vera sudcliffe, hnoss

muses who want to settle down and find the one: mina wakefield, aria m*hariel, karin lindholm, cristina dragfy, zoltan szilagzy, eric d*lano, gareth h*wke, catherine hamilton, aqua, oswald c*bbplepot, viktor r*znov

muses who are looking for something real, but no rush to commit: laerion vel*ryon, raisa wolfe, pip b*rnadotte, bruce w*yne, lucien, nuala, edgar baines, modeste lachapelle, candelaria silverio, eleirch merch iaen, fenrir, utgard-loki, melanie k*ng, lucienne, l*thric, steven deschain, inessa briar, titus draut*s, steria kyriakou, l*rten cr*psley, catherine rice

muses who want something casual, nothing serious: johnny mactavish, roxelena angethier, nish*kiyama yuko, h0id, danae spencer, sh*va alomar, kayden connors, marika corvinus, odessa h*rkonnen, mercy lee, sarah w*lliams, josette st. yves, melinoe, lucy bierce, astraea l*cis cael*m, aer*th gainsb*rough, marvin br*nagh

muses who want to find a bit of fun in the sack: gensai shizuka, asha gr*yjoy, s*raphina p*tchiner, susan howard, ciaran, taran l*vellan, cyra cross, megaera

muses who want to bedhop like an olympic competitor: n*shitani homare, damien priestley, mary deschain, crowe alti*s

muses who just want the hurting to stop: dream, moash, michael m*rbius, aeg*n iii t*rgaryen, elsa, anais butler, ard*n l*cis cael*m, jon sn*w

muses who do not want love, they want power: cirila montoya, julia mayfair, h*nnibal l*ctor, asena nesimi, uma of the isle, damien thorn, v*serra t*rgaryen, dracula, gabrielle de li0ncourt, miss lukas, invi, alb*l nox

muses who do not want love, they want shenanigans: the mole, the host, kris lindholm, sorcha dempsey, merel van breda, sylphr*na, the snow queen, anna, victor d*shayes

muses who are baby, actually: lyann* b*lton, r*xas

no: roose b*lton, the weasel

[spinarosae]

@miburoni​​ said ;  a restraining order is slid underneath her bedroom door —

          𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐞´𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞.... She could simply not believe her own eyes as she came to stand closer to her door. Was this... was this a confession letter !? a declaration of undying love to the mightiest emperor of Rome !? Pink tainted lips were quick to part open in pure blissfulness and surprise as soon as her thin digits took hold of the blessed envelope. 

With a heart racing under her chest like a wild bird refusing to stay locked on a cage and a mind who was begining to think of all the tender and loving words the pristine looking envelope she was holding in between her hands could carry, she couldn´t help but wonder..... This could perfectly be a marriage proposal for all she knew! or perhaps a letter of a timid secret admirer..Whatever it was, her heart knew it only carried love inside of it, she simply knew it!

it actually took the emperor a couple of seconds to calm the never ending tingling sensation inside her heart before she was able to properly open the letter, and once she took a deep breath, the first thing her eyes divised were the name..... "𝐇𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐓𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐨" adressed at the top (not the big title that said “restraining order”, absolutely not)

❝ Hijikata Toshizo...! my most beloved...! ❞ She dramatically exclaimed with a longing sigh as she placed the back of her hand against her forehead as she began to feel her entire body starting to melt. Of course it had to be him! how could she even think of anyone else! to his terrible....terrible bad luck, she didn´t even waste time in reading what the paper actually consisted on, and by flipping it in the air, she was now storming off to find him...She had to answer to him that....

        Of course she would marry him !

[dxwnfxll]

heya! can i request scp staff with a trans masc s/o? ty ! :D

Ofc!

Scp staff with a Trans Masc S/O

(Amar replaces Shaw/Bright)

••Dr. Amar••

-So Jack is already Genderfluid so she's definitely the most accepting on the list

-He's always hyping you up secretly, like she'll leave lil sticky notes on your desk with 'you're a man, if anyone says otherwise go tell them to fuck themselves'

-If anyones transphobic towards you he'll treat them like they're dumb.

-Though I hardly doubt anyone in the foundation would be transphobic or homophobic seeing as a good majority of researchers are fruity

-if you want a binder or top surgery Amar is definitely paying for it.

-calls you romantic nicknames like 'Mcdreamy' (he was being silly with that one) or 'Hubby'

••Dr. Clef••

-Clef is a sleezy, shitty rude bastard...but! He's not trasphobic

-apart from Jack, Clef is the second biggest ally. He respects that you may not want everyone to know you're trans, so he keeps his support for you a lil secret.

-He'll leave you emails, texts and notes supporting you and encouraging you to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to be transphobic.

-if anyone is ever transphobic to you in front of him they're going missing. Simple

-he probably has a lil trans flag on his ukulele for ya lol

-he calls you weird lil names like 'Y/n boo boo bear' or 'cowboy'

••Iceberg••

-Iceberg is an asshole but he isn't a monster

-he supports and loves you unconditionally, and is definitely a guy to glare anyone down that says shit.

-His way of supporting you is kinda funny, he'll just send you stuff that looks like the trans flag and go 'hey x this reminded me of you' (i thought it was funny)

-or he'll randomly give you stuff that looks like the trans flag, so now your office is probably decorated with as many blue, pink and white stuff that he could find

-if someone's transphobic to you he's decking them in the face. He doesn't care, they're getting decked

-he likes to just call you 'babe' or 'baby' very simple sociopath man

••Dr. Kondraki••

-Konny is very supportive of you but won't really show it.

-again he is very VERY supportive of you, but he's just a shrug it off kinda guy.

-he'll address you as however you want, neos? Cool, xenos? Okay, he/him? Alright

-if anyone's transphobic to you they're on 682 duty for the rest of the month.

-if you want top surgery or a binder he's paying for it, he insists

-he just calls you 'love' or by your name lolol

••Dr. Rights••

-she's a very kind person and very considerate of your feelings

-she searches up all sorts of stuff to know how to properly address you and such.

-She bought you a lil bear with a trans flag on it <3

-if anyone is transphobic towards you she gives them the nastiest glare ever and pretty much goes

-"is this how you spend your life? Being an asshole? How sad."

-she calls you hers and darling

••Dr. Glass••

-Glass is super supportive of you, always tells you to come and talk to him if you need to

-He's got all sorts of flags in his office so it's a safe place for literally everyone

-very caring towards you and considerate of your feelings

-if anyone is being transphobic towards you he gets kinda like Ambrose, he makes them feel dumb with that sweet smile on his face

-if you ever need to vent you have the perfect boyfriend to do so with

-calls you 'sweetheart' and 'his darling'

••Draven Kondraki••

-Draven adores you no matter what you are, when you first come out he's very caring towards you and even asks what he can do to help make your journey easier

-He got you a lil trans pin to wear if you want lol

-if anyone says any sort of transphobic shit to you he just kinda looses his temper

-he'll yell at them probably even go as far as to knock them out if they continue to say awful shit to you

-he will always reassure you and remind you that you are a man and he'll always love you

-he likes to call you his 'dummy' or 'babe'

••Dr. Talloran••

-Talloran is non-binary themselves so they ofc support you, and they help you with your transition

-they have some money saved up to help with your top surgery if you wish to get it

-Whenever someone is being transphobic towards you Talloran will just take your hand and lead you away, and they'll let you vent to them about how that person was

-gives you constant reassurance and love

-calls you 'love' and 'dear'

••Mikell Amar••

-i'll admit it kinda took Mikell a lil to get used to the change, but whenever he fucked up he'd always correct himself

-he may accidentally call you by your dead name but he'll immediately correct himself, if he does so in public he'll correct himself with a "oh shit, hey Y/n my bad thought you were someone else"

-if anyone says shit they're pretty much dead, after all he's an 05 who's known as 'agent cowboy' so he's not to be messed with nor is his partner.

-he pays for your top surgery no discussion

-he likes to call you 'darlin'' usually

Sorry if this seems rushed and stuff i wasn't exactly sure how to go with this so i just put some lil head canons lolol

Hope you enjoyed! (And if you want me to add any specific things pls do tell)

[understandableparadox]

We are starting to wind it down as the end of round one comes to a close!

We managed to track down some of our contestants to see what they had to say, either about their opponents, or how they are doing in this race, if we see anyone else makeing comments we will be sure to add them here!

Baxtin: shiiiit uh... s-sorry dawg no hard feelings win or lose right haha please dont hurt me D:[

Alemap: ...I don't... Know why we're competing... When we could be... friends...! XuX Do... You like stuffed... Animals...?

Lollie: "One vote for Lollie is a vote against fishes and their dictatorships! Save a lowblood, support a gamer!"

Garlik: whats goin on? Oh..did i win? Oh... Thas pretty cool. Nahlee: glad i could participate!

Turpen:

WC: my opponent? im fighting??? i only joined this thing to get outta being gutted out by that violet blood I owe money to!

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WC: what do i have to say about them? i honestly like her but gog… those guys, they’re like porcelain to me. It’s terrifying, they’re too shiny to be real… you guys aren’t faking this competition on me, right? Nyawaa is real, right?

~

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WC: either way, i just want to make it by, i’m just hoping there’s at least a cash prize so i can regain my high blood status… i miss being big in the business

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Noizod:

PC: I like m7 oppone7t honest7y, there’7 not muc7 to say o7her tha7 I like t7em. I enjoy 7hat we’r7 both ou7casts i7 a way. Th7y enjoy 7orror, a7d I enjoy 7ci-fi and 7ld fast 7ood mascot7. That’s 7ctuall7 where I g7t my nam7. My whit7 bloode7 grub ra7ser oft7n enjoy7d inter7sts of t7e weird 7nd zany. 7’m just h7ppy to s7e anoth7r troll 7ike me =8•]

Vichtr Unikke: /* uuhateuer. i jvst hope this doesn't pvt me on any bovnty hvnter's radar */

Luciol Lanten: ->! This is exciting! I've never seen so many trolls in one place before. Good luck everyone!! ^o^ !<-

Orfeus says: sarnen was very nice, I'm glad we go-ot to-o make friends... (They stare into empty space for a while) we're in a co-ompetitio-on?

Achlys now has a top hat on: thank youuuu to all my voters I'm sending a kiss and hug to each of you! With your help I will crush this competition and when I win there will totally be like, world peace! or eternal war if you're into that instead!!

GAEMIR: hell i don’t give speeches. uh. m4y the best troll win, i guess? uh. re4d surgeburb on mspf4. (hell i don’t give speeches. uh. may the best troll win, i guess? uh. read surgeburb on mspfa.)

CEFERI: Hel>l>o! I hope t>hat> t>his compet>it>ion wil>l> strengt>hen t>he bonds bet>ween al>l> us t>rol>l>s!! May t>he best> t>rol>l> *cough* me your favorite trans girl lesbian vampire *cough* win!!! (Hello! I hope that this competition will strengthen the bonds between all us trolls!! May the best troll *cough* me your favorite trans girl lesbian vampire *cough* win!!!)

Zalium:Im qwite swrprised bv the positive responses to mv entry to this competition, bwt its certainlv a pleasant swrprise... I wish mv opponents the best of lwck in this rownd and the rownds to come wntil Im voted owt!

tamiss eriism: if it's expired by now then i won't say anything (sorry i was busy yesterday) but i can say ww8ww iit''s g88d t8 see my 8pp8nent apparently d8esn''t read up 8n theiir 8pp8nent bef8re piickiin a strategy. wwhen my entiire cause iis t8 get riid 8f the hem8spectrum, t8 g8 iin my face and use such tactless remarks ab8ut my bl88d fiirst thiing? iinteresting tactiic . but, iif wwe're g8iin t8 be playiin that fiield 8nly then ii ww8uldn''t be takiin s8 much iinspiiratii8n fr8m a g8ld bl88d wwh8 liikes t8 act liike they''re the m8st 8ppressed caste evver and d8esn''t evven t8uch grass

Soyuka: Yohoho...Honestly...he seems alright... but you just can't beat a bad bitch with the looks to match Interviewer: How do you feel about the possibility of your friend, Ms. Ialens losing the first round? Soyuka: YOHOHO...PISSED OFF!!! Yohoho...That shit was rigged, but it's okay...Imma make sure to win for my homegirl!! Taluco: IT's fine, Im jusT happy and having sO much fun! AlsO, They are very friendly, sO Im glad TO lOse TO Garlik Soyuka: Yohoho...Ugh...bullshit...bitch named after a fucking veggie YOHOHO...A VEGGIE IS BEATING A SEXY ASS FRUIT!! YOHOHO...DA FUCK!! [Cue Soyuka snatching the mic from the interviewer and cursing at the camera] Taluco: YOu are TOO cOmpeTiTive...SOyuka... [Taluco drags Soyuka away with the help of her Matesprit]

Rhanek to Eeliza: So you avoided the whole heiress vs empress thing by fucking off to rule the mafia? Weak shit, honestly. You should be trying to get away from all that classist bullshit instead of perpetuating it like MY fuchsia mate. I'll protect him 'til the end of my lifespan of I have to. You on the other hand, I would maim. I'm not afraid to go up against a little heiress!

Viiveh to Bowren: <Do we really have to fight and trash talk each other? I thovght this whole competition wovld be more like a friendly thing. Yov've got bvgs, right? I like bvgs, bvgs are cool. There's a breed of shrimp I like cvlltivating that are actvally more similar to mosqvitos than shrimp. They aren't the tastiest, bvt they're easy eats.>

Rhanek on his current lead: I'm not surprised, not the slightest. My competition is a fuchsia loyal to the empire, who would vote for scum like that? It's an easy win, and I hope the next opponent I face is a greater challenge. I heard my matesprite is in this thing too, a younger version of him. I don't know how you people pulled that off, but don't make me face him. I couldn't bare facing his cute little smile, his flushed freckles, his tiny little manket stature. Fucking hell, that would KILL me.

Viiveh on his current lead: <I feel kinda bad that I'm winning already cavse it means someone else is losing. I don't always feel like I deserve good things happening to me, I'm jvst sort of a vh.... oh, another cog in the machine! Jvst another fvchsia heir that doesn't help and will die before they can make any change. Ah, sorry, that's all melodramatic. I want to say that, even thovgh Bowren isn't going to win, I still think he deserves it! In my bloodpvsher, I mean.> <(^u^)>

Tamidn: "It seems like It's going to be a bit close, but... the faster I'm out of the spotlight, the better! There's only so long I can hang around in the same block as someone who smells a bit like... cheese..? Nahlee... there's only so long you can go without a shower, brother."

Zapika: "There's not much I can say here. I've only met Teranz today, I have. But I'm rooting for the eerie ol' rascal. With the contestants I've seen... I'm gonna eat dirt soon, I will! But for now, I can't say this is doing too good for my ego! I'm about to take my Participation Trophy right to my hive!"

Auiwyn:

Anomal:

Kratamis: EHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IM LOSEING?! AND TO SOME XENO PRETTY BOY IN SOME STUPID FANCY CLOTHES?! ACTULLY... WAIT WHAT THE FUXK WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES BETTER THEN MINE?! FUCK YOU GIVE THEM TO ME, HAND IT THE FUCK OV-

Kratanor: I would love to give my sincerest congratulations to me opponent~! Truly a expert blend of style and substance!

The homestuck oc tournament poll! Round 1

the rules are simple, the names have been scrambled up down and center, your charecter vs another randomly selected charecter. Please be sure to campaign for your or any other charecter you think is interesting enough to win!

Block 1

Idzill Stoatl

Idzill has a passionate love for art, and can be seen displaying many skills of the craft. Although Idzill is also quite impatient if they are not actively doing anything, and usually goes straight from a zero to one hundred when trying to solve a problem. Tongue gets stuck on something frozen? Try to skillfully use a knife. Art not making the money you want? Go straight to becoming a vigilante assassin… Idzill uses their dexterous skills to be quite the terrifying assassin, though they try their best to only accept hits for people they would consider bad. Idzill does not speak and uses signs 🪧 with their quirk painted onto them to communicate, that’s one way to view sign language i suppose…

Auiwyn Trasyl

The silliest, most self deprecating emo you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting. His favorite movies would be the troll twilight saga, and they would make fanfiction of his rainbow drinker oc and Troll Edward. They have such a large obsession with rainbow drinkers that it’s consumed almost everything in his life. They would geek out if they ever met Kanaya, it would be so bad they’d probably faint. Would bite people to taste the blood and then gag when it tastes bad.

[aquaquadrant]

Idk how many new asks answered its been since like, earl mornin yesterday but goddddd, i have your hels story spinning in my head on the /s i d e/ and just-

God, obsessed with the overworld!Tango being a /thing/ and just-

Tbh i only have funny ideas lmao. Overworld!Tango gets in Hermitcraft while Hels!Tango is out n about. Everybody treats O!Tango like he's Hels!Tango and whatever denies O!Tango makes, the hermits are like, oooooh new narrative for the season. Nice. Guess [insert project here] is on hold. And O!Tango tries to correct thembut the hermit they went past just flew off or whatever. Hijinks ensue where O!Tango tries to get his bearings while no one suspects anything.

Pretty sure your plan when H and O tango meet is angsty and tragic as all heck but i can only imagine that spiderman meme lmao

HAHAAA listen i love any kind of ‘pointing spider-man meme’ scenario. but in this instance, tango and his overworld counterpart- while certainly similar in some regards- aren’t quite similar enough to be mistaken for each other.

and noooo why would you assume it’d be angsty and tragic, that’s not like us at all, i promise /j /lh