#And God she hates her guts

[lohstandfound]

richjake bare: A Pop Opera au

[meamiki]

mira !!! :]

[notcryingtoday]

the obsession is back

[sincerely-sofie]

After that post about the Lamb’s parents figuring out who she is, I got to thinking about them getting to know Narinder, and Narinder learning about where the Lamb gets her... uniqueness from.

[u3pxx]

i adore your fem harry. i do have one question. she do got a beer gut right

of course, why would i take that away from her!!!!!! (and hehe thank you im so glad u do <3)

[cocogum]

You know you suck balls as an osamodas when a dragon, a creature which the osamodas race DEEPLY cherishes (A PRIMORDIAL one at that), scowls at you and looks at you like you’re shit.

[runawaymun]

sorry for the continued Genshin/Baizhu&Qiqi brainrot posting BUT

I knew Qiqi was scared of Hu Tao bc of the whole thing of her chasing Qiqi around to try to rebury her/lay her to rest (got that much from Qiqi's lines & stories) but I just got up to friendship 6 with Baizhu and

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HU TAO HAS KIDNAPPED QIQI MORE THAN ONCE?!

AND THAT BAIZHU HAS HAD TO GO TO THE COPS TO GET HER BACK

AND THAT THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN SEMI REGULARLY BC HE DESCRIBES IT AS "TIRING"

WHAT

It was satisfying hearing how genuinely upset Baizhu got there for a second tho like listen listen listen pretty much all of Baizhu's voicelines are so calming to listen to. Like he's so gentle. So hearing him actually raise his voice about it and lose his composure??? the way it gets all sharp like a scalpel and tense like he's holding back so much more than what he's saying??? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the good stuff.

[bheska]

I'm reading Light for the first time and Michael Grant is so unserious. He gave this alien-demon-child every power under the sun but also made her nearsighted. I'm cackling.

[starryyvenus]

I just can’t fathom how untrustworthy chaol is about aelin. They’ve became friends to lovers to bitter exes than to friends again been through thick and thin together grown to know each other yet he still thinks that she can do all these terrible acts in tower of dawn which she can but doesn’t want too and that’s the whole point she doesn’t want to she has a whole list of reasons why she could do all that but she won’t because it’s just not who she is even after all this time he still doesn’t believe that she wouldn’t do all these things and it’s just so disheartening because like he says in chapter 36

“But he knew that there were no restraints, no inner ones, on how far Aelin would go to protect those she loved. Protect her kingdom.

And if someone stood in her way, barred her from protecting them ... No lines existed to cross within Aelin in regard to that. No lines at all” she would do anything to protect the people she loves no matter what and the funny thing is is that he would do the exact same things for the people he loves he treats her so bad even in his own mind like yes aelin can and would do anything for the people she loves and cares for even if it would lead to her own demise which she does do for elide in empire of storms, I don’t know I just find it so fucking funny that he can criticize and judge her and reprimand her all the way across the fucking sea when he would do the exact same shit aelin would do for the people he’s loves and cares for.

I don’t know if this made any sense the point is is that chaol just doesn’t know aelin at all

Could she conquer the fucking world yes would she? No, that’s just not who she is

[sapphosclown]

no it’s ok that i’m not going to olivia rodrigo guts tour no it’s literally fine idec

[jays-therapist]

I'm gonna be soooo fucking insane when I finally get to see Izumo's arc animated. Literally never gonna shut up about it. Dicing up every frame like they're nice tasty meals for my eyes to feast on. THE MOMENT i get THIS SCENE in motion--

--I will ascend past this mortal body, into a higher plane of existence. Gonna post ten rants about it each day and none of them will be coherent. God. Fuck.

[starcraftt]

what the FUCK DO YOU MEAN BELA'S NAME IS AN ENTIRE SYMBOL TO HOW SHE WAS GOING TO DIE WTF WTF WTFFFF

Hebrew The name Bela comes from the Hebrew word balah, which means "to devour" or "to swallow". This suggests that the name may have connotations of power or voraciousness. 

tal·bot /ˈtalbət,ˈtôlbət/ noun a dog of an extinct light-colored breed of hound with large ears and heavy jaws.

I HATE THE WRITERS SM LMFAO

i hate them sm wtF OMFG WHTEESJIODFIJOFSDIDS???

[mynameishedgehog]

so rn our kitchen is overwhelmed with orders, even tho this is the slowest chrostmas weve ever had, and theres 2 cooks and 3 managers in there. so im not gknna help when im literally the only manager NOT in the kitchen helping them not drown.

plus laurie has been here for 2 years now "training" in our bar and kitchen and she still couldnt run kitchwn by herself if she tried. so i have little to np sympathy for her there. and she still hasnt had a single training shift on bar. in 2 years. she was only supposed to be here for 1 year.

[nightguide]

WONDER BOY (HE BROKE YOUR HEART FIRST) STAGES OF A COWARD IN REAL LIFE (DONE ME DIRTY, HUH. KILLINITMURPHY)

actors hell: stargazer stage

SMWC: you hate everything in due time that you'll be great one day (like the star can burn in hell for all i care) and it's you in real life (that one moment) and you're done forever cuz she related to you in one point of time that she needed your help (but you got that joke well deep inside you to know what happens next) see ya l8r (probably the reason why pedophiles in the UK got more reasoning than you do

SH: YOU TELL EVERYBODY YOU LOVE 'HER' (actually the sore loser in real life before she came of age (admit it you're into teenagers without you even saying it)

SH8: *you intuitively tell her 'he ain't worth it' without you 'establishing proof that you had no wit no nothing' (you expected her to worship you)

2. harbingers: well done (insert statue erected in your honour cuz u had ur ass handed over by an intellectual/emotionally swarmed battle over your life as 'king' when you knew you weren't)

SMWC: you knew south park logic (you got dumped)

SH: you enjoying it (your society now, you won that) she doesnt like you frrrrrrr (gay man is not you cuz u had a wife and she plannin to dump you to join the baby gorl party you made up in your head(she was on her side too also)

SH8: you don't like teenagers but you have a thing for 'fluff fan-fic in real life' cuz you now have a reason to go emo-metal like you wanted but you have the same reasoning as Demi Lovato is into Djinns in real life (u emo levelling her journey as her now)

3. maestro become: shut the fuck up, Linna put you in your place. sit there you oh so holy mr reeves (she got a song about you with that) et centera memoriam ___________

SMWC: you hate life (like she did, congratulations, you can breathe air like the rest of us)

SH: time goes by so slowly (Madonna references is how trouble matches your ingenuity bro, u got another mentor since you hated her (actually her in real life)

SH8: this time (actually heartbroken now)

4. dante's paradox: sit with it

SMWC: complete your chores (you procrastinating)

SH: enjoy what's left of you

SH8: your mom is alive

5. judgement day: you knew all along but had that sudden attack realisation that her father does not like you and it's true

SMWC: you felt like her once and this is it (she wanted the best for you but she did her homework (like you wanted her to) but it was never for you: her father is a dajjal to you now (you started the fire now you live in it)

SH: her dreams 'with you' have a maiden voyage and you ain't on it

SH8: you hate living (you knew why)

6. gaiman's hell: now you do it (this time, it's all your fault. not the woman or anybody)

SMWC: you have a lot in your mind that you delayed that you should do (she was once a university student that gave up her job to work for you is now in reverse, it's her kingdom now)

SH: she actually is you (you made her do it and you live it (her home is your hell abode now)

SH8: this is you (you ain't in her psyche, get out)

7. babylon unbroken: hay day (freedom come is you living her life)

SMWC: you knew the party but did not have you running 9gag on her behalf to hate you right back (your religion did not match her high heaven ideals but you hate what you like so you took it out on a- and it's not yours anymore)

SH: you died for tha- and it was her who lived your life (you're an asshole in real life)

SH8: take a look what you've done (she hates you cuz you had what she always dreamed of and you did not like her 'being better' but you hate her world made for you now much more than intuitively possessing her gut for your mistakes to unfold (ND baby did you ugly, didn't she?)

8. kingdom come: world ended (now)

SMWC: what did you do! (she made you think but you kept her slave hunger by tragedy heartbreak cuz you think you can prey on a baby in real time)

SH: you're not in her home anymore (you made her pray for 'you' all along, so you have her craft in you to take over the world as a happy giant not even you can find)

SH8: you did her a massive favour (she got her dad involved and now it's trauma he asked for: good luck with that)

9. pythagorean theorem: what now (you the hero now)

SMWC: live it (your reason to be)

SH: you have a life (she doesn't believe in your traps anymore that control came in the form of you taking her own world with it (what you possessed in actual reality)

SH8: this time, i'll do it for myself (you plan to leave her with a dream reason of you that you'll never be (you hate yourself right now as her but that was what you always wanted, to be a Linna Riaz is you making strings that she can never be a slave, so you realised that you got her in chains as you possessing a baby is you being a dajjal to.... nobody. you a shit head in real time.

[torchstelechos]

*head in hands* god please give Subaru a beach episode, GOD PLEASE GIVE HIM A BEACH EPISODE

[spotsupstuff]

WAIT they're Sparrows- unless I'm wrong, disregard my last ask please-

disregarded, capt'n o7

yes, indeed that there is Sparrows! jglkdsjglsdmkl put on a rebreather mask, some cloth for scarf n pull down those jacket sleeves n suddenly it's a different person..... the Perry the Platypus effect.................

here's a fun fact that i've been toyin with yesterday so you get Smth crispy outta this interaction: so the post-mass ascension off string au takes place after Tinkerer goes to ascend, so we r pretty late in the timeline and things are Complicated. the Folk Gods come together when Tink swims down and start talking among each other

"should we allow these Iterator things to be the next society?" "without a reset???" "they've suffered so much... it'd be kind. the void abuse wasn't their fault." "but *still* without at least *some* reset?" "it shouldn't be too terrible." "well, when *Lord Emancipation* says so..." "but how should we-? they are bound. they are limited. though they mock us, they are blatantly limited."

and so in this the separation of puppets from the structures would be a result of divine intervention rather than that strange evolution that happens durin the Ancient times version of off string. and since they have Tink here, since they have Sparrows here, and since Euros has been a faithful good worshipper/follower (his words lonely companions to the shunned Gods, once the rural Ancients have gone nearly extinct), they decide to bring Sparrows back into the world

it's Sparrows through and through, but at first she has to figure out how to live not like a slugcat again (trying to pounce doesn't work that well for her, five fingered hands...? oh no..), her life as the Tinkerer is still present in her emotions rather than vivid memories and there's certain disconnect from her Three Sparrows on a Wire name. when she makes it back to Fish, scares the living lights out of him and then he calms down, she introduces herself as the Tinkerer. she thinks she was that slugcat that belonged with him before it grew too old and he sent it for a swim. he quizzes her on stuff only Tink should know, she passes and he takes her on (adopts her) as his student again

which is kinda why Orion doesn't really end up thinking to use her name- he doesn't know it. Boreas and Euros do still usually call her Sparrows, but she gets this weird look to her eyes that those who didn't know her then, rather default to "Tinkerer"