#And God she hates her guts

[lohstandfound]

richjake bare: A Pop Opera au

[meamiiikiii]

mira !!! :]

[sincerely-sofie]

After that post about the Lamb’s parents figuring out who she is, I got to thinking about them getting to know Narinder, and Narinder learning about where the Lamb gets her... uniqueness from.

[u3pxx]

i adore your fem harry. i do have one question. she do got a beer gut right

of course, why would i take that away from her!!!!!! (and hehe thank you im so glad u do <3)

[poppy-metal]

kinda want shitty!boyfriend patrick to meet villian!reader and they just become this cyclone of toxicity just horrible people who have such cataclysmic sexual energy between them it blows up everyone else around them thats close. like - patrick being in a relationship and hes not the greatest boyfriend but hes not the worst, either. yet. you coming along and because you have a problem with the girl patrick is dating you seduce him at a party that they came to together. 'seduce' being a strong word, because all it took was for you to meet his eyes as you walked up the staircase and he was on your trail.

and it should throw him off that when you pull him close you say, "im only doing this because i think your girlfriends a fucking bitch who can be taken down a peg or two. she doesn't get to have a boyfriend who's loyal and has a big dick" it should. but he just grins and licks hotly into your mouth. he wasn't really planning on dating her that long anyway. if the inevitable breakup was bound to happen -burried balls deep in the hottest girl he's seen in awhile, maybe ever - is a pretty fucking fine way of doing it in his eyes.

"you think i have a big dick?"

"i dunno, zweig. why dont you show me."

[cocogum]

You know you suck balls as an osamodas when a dragon, a creature which the osamodas race DEEPLY cherishes (A PRIMORDIAL one at that), scowls at you and looks at you like you’re shit.

[runawaymun]

sorry for the continued Genshin/Baizhu&Qiqi brainrot posting BUT

I knew Qiqi was scared of Hu Tao bc of the whole thing of her chasing Qiqi around to try to rebury her/lay her to rest (got that much from Qiqi's lines & stories) but I just got up to friendship 6 with Baizhu and

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HU TAO HAS KIDNAPPED QIQI MORE THAN ONCE?!

AND THAT BAIZHU HAS HAD TO GO TO THE COPS TO GET HER BACK

AND THAT THIS SEEMS TO HAPPEN SEMI REGULARLY BC HE DESCRIBES IT AS "TIRING"

WHAT

It was satisfying hearing how genuinely upset Baizhu got there for a second tho like listen listen listen pretty much all of Baizhu's voicelines are so calming to listen to. Like he's so gentle. So hearing him actually raise his voice about it and lose his composure??? the way it gets all sharp like a scalpel and tense like he's holding back so much more than what he's saying??? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's the good stuff.

[starryyvenus]

I just can’t fathom how untrustworthy chaol is about aelin. They’ve became friends to lovers to bitter exes than to friends again been through thick and thin together grown to know each other yet he still thinks that she can do all these terrible acts in tower of dawn which she can but doesn’t want too and that’s the whole point she doesn’t want to she has a whole list of reasons why she could do all that but she won’t because it’s just not who she is even after all this time he still doesn’t believe that she wouldn’t do all these things and it’s just so disheartening because like he says in chapter 36

“But he knew that there were no restraints, no inner ones, on how far Aelin would go to protect those she loved. Protect her kingdom.

And if someone stood in her way, barred her from protecting them ... No lines existed to cross within Aelin in regard to that. No lines at all” she would do anything to protect the people she loves no matter what and the funny thing is is that he would do the exact same things for the people he loves he treats her so bad even in his own mind like yes aelin can and would do anything for the people she loves and cares for even if it would lead to her own demise which she does do for elide in empire of storms, I don’t know I just find it so fucking funny that he can criticize and judge her and reprimand her all the way across the fucking sea when he would do the exact same shit aelin would do for the people he’s loves and cares for.

I don’t know if this made any sense the point is is that chaol just doesn’t know aelin at all

Could she conquer the fucking world yes would she? No, that’s just not who she is

[sapphosclown]

no it’s ok that i’m not going to olivia rodrigo guts tour no it’s literally fine idec

[bheska]

I'm reading Light for the first time and Michael Grant is so unserious. He gave this alien-demon-child every power under the sun but also made her nearsighted. I'm cackling.

[spotsupstuff]

WAIT they're Sparrows- unless I'm wrong, disregard my last ask please-

disregarded, capt'n o7

yes, indeed that there is Sparrows! jglkdsjglsdmkl put on a rebreather mask, some cloth for scarf n pull down those jacket sleeves n suddenly it's a different person..... the Perry the Platypus effect.................

here's a fun fact that i've been toyin with yesterday so you get Smth crispy outta this interaction: so the post-mass ascension off string au takes place after Tinkerer goes to ascend, so we r pretty late in the timeline and things are Complicated. the Folk Gods come together when Tink swims down and start talking among each other

"should we allow these Iterator things to be the next society?" "without a reset???" "they've suffered so much... it'd be kind. the void abuse wasn't their fault." "but *still* without at least *some* reset?" "it shouldn't be too terrible." "well, when *Lord Emancipation* says so..." "but how should we-? they are bound. they are limited. though they mock us, they are blatantly limited."

and so in this the separation of puppets from the structures would be a result of divine intervention rather than that strange evolution that happens durin the Ancient times version of off string. and since they have Tink here, since they have Sparrows here, and since Euros has been a faithful good worshipper/follower (his words lonely companions to the shunned Gods, once the rural Ancients have gone nearly extinct), they decide to bring Sparrows back into the world

it's Sparrows through and through, but at first she has to figure out how to live not like a slugcat again (trying to pounce doesn't work that well for her, five fingered hands...? oh no..), her life as the Tinkerer is still present in her emotions rather than vivid memories and there's certain disconnect from her Three Sparrows on a Wire name. when she makes it back to Fish, scares the living lights out of him and then he calms down, she introduces herself as the Tinkerer. she thinks she was that slugcat that belonged with him before it grew too old and he sent it for a swim. he quizzes her on stuff only Tink should know, she passes and he takes her on (adopts her) as his student again

which is kinda why Orion doesn't really end up thinking to use her name- he doesn't know it. Boreas and Euros do still usually call her Sparrows, but she gets this weird look to her eyes that those who didn't know her then, rather default to "Tinkerer"

[therosevest]

ok im a really chill and normal person and i get over things and am well adjusted but take a walk with me here. just give me my time to complain when im not in the absolute fucking trenches. and yes i believe i suffered more than those in trench warfare. it was literally a lesbian situationship with a bistraight girl come on. just. magenta choppy shag with the roots coming in. camo cargo pants black t shirt with red lettering and striped long sleeve (sign someone likes music. confirmed). lip ring big black stud earrings and nails. red docs. i think lesbians should be allowed to kill one dyke baiter in their lifetime idc

[jabeur]

was taken aback by my coworker's genuine kindness today and then taken aback by my (new) other coworker's lack of tact and humanity lol

[kurthorton]

im just saying i could do aria justice better than the show ever did and i dont even like aria

[waywardsalt]

was going through my blog trying to track down an old post i made talking abt my feelings on jolene and it was. much longer than i remembered it being. and haha yeah i still agree with it. i need to fucking. sort out my feelings on that character and that subplot

[fulcrum-art-fox]

Oh Mizu . . .