#And Donnie was literally like “You wanna see something cool?”
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From my incarnation of TMNT, literally the day after April met Donnie for the first time:
Irma: "So you developed a crush...on a giant turtle."
April: "It's less weird than you think it is!"
Irma: "A GIANT TURTLE."
April: "Have you SEEN kids our age?!"
Irma: "...fair point."
#Donnie made a regular-sized telescope designed to see past light pollution at observatory level quality#April was at the library studying late bc nobody was at home to miss her#And Donnie was literally like “You wanna see something cool?”#TMNT#Apriltello#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles#April O'Neil#Irma Langinstein
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What They Text You: Applies to any...cause they're all a bunch of dorky teens and i dont care what anyone says.
Leo:
• look at my new plant
• would you like to have tea tomorrow?
• you look so pretty 😍 leo you cant see me and? i bet you do
• am i really an old man???? 😭😭😭
• be honest, do you think raph can beat me in an arm wrestle? if you dont answer in 5 minutes, i will assume it's yes and i will prove you wrong.
• good morning honey. have a wonderful day today! ❤️
• are you still mad at me...? LEO YOU SET MY MICROWAVE ON FIRE. so is that a yes?
• have you eaten yet? you need to eat...and drink something other than (your favorite drink)
• i got benched because i can't stop throwing up. i'm fine! leo...you threw up blood literally 10 minutes ago. it was only a little 🙄
• i'm in desperate need of a kiss right now.
• check out my new katanas
• remember that i love you 🥰🥰❤️
• for the last time, i wont download tik tok. you know how bad i hyperfixate 😠
• stop playing candy crush and pay attention to me
• keep it up and you won't get the knots worked out of your shoulders.
• mikey just called me a boomer...i feel like i should be offended. you are a boomer. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
• y/n, i love you, but for the love of god, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCKS.
• *drunk* im in a relationship why do i have your name as my love cause my girl/boyfriend/partner will definitely not like that and i dont know who you are but they will kick your ass and i dont even feel sorry cause you arent love leo...you're drunk. NO IM TAKEN
• call me cause i would like to hear about your day and i miss you
• i love you my love ❤️
Raph:
• come watch me bench im bored
• can you please come get mikey before i hit him?
• wear that giant sweatshirt to our date. ya look adorable in it
• why did you ask donnie to help you with your homework?? um...cause it's about neurons and receptors in the brain. i could've helped with google! 😒
• YOU NEED TO COME KILL THIS COCKROACH RIGHT NOW.
• hey babe. how was your day? ❤️
• have i ever told you how beautiful you are? what did you do. nothing...? i just think you're beautiful. raphael. fine..i broke casey's nose. AGAIN!?!
• i'm so tired...wanna come nap with me?
• facetime me so i can show you this cool trick spike can do
• remember how i said i was going to be more level headed? well donnie's new robot almost broke my arm and it's no more. you lasted 1 day more than the last time.
• *you sent a selfie* yeahhhh that's my baby 😍😍
• eat or im fighting you.
• jokes on you ive always been completely unhinged and it's bold of you to think i cant be worse.
• im sick. can you bring me some soup? 😣
• i miss you like a lot and i hate when you're gone
• i love you a whole lot 😘
• im just gonna start carrying you everywhere if you dont stop tripping over NOTHING. im just gonna trip harder. Y/N NO.
• mikey said we're his parents just an fyi. he's always been my son
• i made waffles. you better come eat some
• damn babe you're fine 🤤
Donnie:
• no i wont do your homework for you
• tell shelldon to stop talking back to me before i ground him for eternity
• im in a house of IDIOTS. technically it's a lair. not now y/n.
• you look like a pile of swans in that sweater 🥰
• i can't sleep. wanna play online scrabble?
• sweetie you need to eat more than a bag of gummy worms and a bag of doritos
• you need to come sit with me while i work because i need an extra set of eyes. you just miss me 😏 don't start.
• don't call a plumber! i know how to fix the sink. i got this 😎 donnie the pipe exploded the last time you "had" this.
• *you sent a selfie* you look nice
• im gonna blow up. a person, a thing, a place, all of the above? yes.
• you need to drink straight broth, it'll help soothe your stomach ache
• im dying. you have a cold.
• i love you but please stop trying to assemble ikea furniture on your own.
• good luck on your exams/work project! 😘
• TELL RAPH TO STOP PICKING ME UP TO MOVE ME.
• leo just called me an asparagus. i didn't know how to respond so his phone will self destuct in 5 minutes. DONNIE.
• you're so pretty 🥺
• i made you something and you have to come get it right now. im literally about to have my wisdom teeth out. reschedule it
• listen to the playlist i made you or else im disabling your pirated tv show service
• thanks for listening to me 💜
Mikey:
• babe come snuggle with me
• i made you brownies so come eat them with me while we watch crognard
• i haven't seen you in so long 😭 you saw me this morning. BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO
• angelcakessssss i love you
• look at this cat video i found
• FACETIME ME THERES A PUPPY
• are you awake? mikey it's 3 am. good, so would you still love me if i was a worm? go to sleep.
• i bet you look like a cuddly bear today 🥰
• im so hungry. can you bring me ice cream?
• raph wont stop being mean to me. can you beat him up? cause a (your height) tall human can beat a 6ft turtle's ass 😑 i believe in you.
• im coming over with my new call of duty game and we're having a game a thon!
• i found a cat. mikey no. his name is gerald. MIKEY WE ALREADY HAVE 10 OF THEM. HALF ARE NAMED GERALD.
• i made you a mixtape i cant wait for you to hear it
• how mad would you be if i crashed the shell razor in a derby and broke my arm? very. then i did not do that.
• im sick. come help me feel better 😭
• call me cause april just told me something about casey that's wild
• i found this cool rock that i think you'll like
• it's so cool i can date you. you're for real the coolest. you broke my coffee table again didn't you? no...maybe.
• im bringing you lunch cause my baby needs to eat!
• this song reminds me of you 💕
#rise of the tmnt#tmnt 2012#tmnt ask blog#tmnt bayverse#tmnt donatello#tmnt leonardo#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt raphael#ask blog#tmnt 2003#tmnt headcanons
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Oh my goodness, guess what? Chapter 29 of I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? is now up! And on a Monday, too. Gosh, just like old times. Yet another family secret is revealed from somewhere no one expected it. Read it on ao3 or below the cut!
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“No, no, keep watching, seriously! They’re about to do something sooo cool!”
“Leo, you say that about every stupid street magic video you make us watch,” Donnie complained, rolling his eyes. “And it’s always something stupid.”
“It’s not stupid! It’s super cool!” Leo protested, huffing loudly and glaring at his brother in offense. “I pretend to think that your dumb science stuff is cool!”
“No, you don’t!”
“Well, I could, if you didn’t say magic was stupid--”
“We can literally do actual magic!” Donnie cried, throwing his hands up. “And you’re still into this fake bullshit?”
“Yes,” Leo confirmed easily, rewinding the video slightly. “And I’m restarting so that you guys can watch properly. So there.”
Donnie groaned.
“Both of you quit fightin’,” Raph said, shifting slightly so he could look over Leo’s shoulder, seeming only mildly interested at best-- but still interested! Suck it, Donnie. Raph knew something badass when he saw it. Leo grinned, shifting slightly so he could let his brother see better.
“This is a ridiculous waste of time,” Donnie muttered, crossing his arms over his chest. “We’re gonna miss the subway home.”
“We’ll get the next one,” Leo assured, waving him off. “It’s fine, Dee. There’s another train, like, every five minutes.”
“What New York City do you live in?” Raph muttered, glancing down at him and raising a brow.
“More or less!” Leo insisted. “I just wanna finish the video, and then we’ll go! We can’t go without Mikey, anyway.”
“What do you mean without--?” Raph’s head bobbed to the left. It bobbed to the right. He did a full 360 spin. “Wha-- Where the hell did he go!? He was here a minute ago!”
“He forgot his gym bag back in the locker room,” Leo said, waving a hand dismissively. “So he ran back to get it.”
“When!?”
“When you and Donnie were arguing about the best Jupiter Jim sequel, like, five minutes ago,” Leo explained breezily, leaning into his brother’s chest as he spoke, passing his weight over for Raph to hold up for the moment. Maybe physically pinning him in place would keep his head from vibrating off his shoulders. It usually helped. “Chill. He’ll be back in a second and then we’ll get out of here. Watch the video.”
“Leo!” Raph protested. “We’re supposed to stay together! Remember!?”
“He’s not even leaving the building, Raph. There’s still a couple kids around! And he’s literally down the hall,” Leo scoffed, rolling his eyes. “He’s not five., I’m pretty sure he can handle it without us escorting him.”
“Leo--”
“If you want us to chaperone him down the hall to fetch his bag,” Donnie said, not looking up from his phone. “Then you will be the one informing him of such, dearest Raphala, because I have no intention of being the one to tell him that.”
“It’s like you like Dr. Delicate Touch,” Leo sighed, shaking his head. “Do you miss him when he’s away? Is that it? Is that why you’re like this?”
Raph sighed, scrubbing at his face with his hands.
“Fine,” he finally relented. “But if he’s not back in two minutes, Raph is going after him! And you two are comin’ with me!”
Leo smiled a tiny bit.
“Yeah, okay, deal,” he agreed easily, pressing play on the video again. “Now here, watch. This dude is about to for-real make a whole-ass building disappear!!!”
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Agent 64’s eyes flew open.
Danger.
There was danger.
He could taste it on the back of his sandpaper tongue. Every hair on his body jumped up on end as he flew to his feet, wriggling from April’s relaxed grip, his back arching and his claws extended.
“Ow! Mayhem, chill! Watch the claws!” April hissed, startled as he suddenly woke from his nap, previously curled up and dozing in her lap, wincing at the prickle in her thigh. “What’s your deal--?”
He would maybe regret hurting her if it weren’t for his heart banging wildly in his ears. He could feel it. There was danger. Something bad was going to happen. Someone was in trouble. His tail puffed up like a bottlebrush, he whipped around wildly to face the human-- both his favorite and his charge-- biting out a frantic, chittering warning. And spirits, he had never wished so desperately up until now that humans were able to understand the nuances of his language. Because while her brows crinkled with concern, a thick fog of confusion colored her eyes glassy all the same.
“Mayhem? What’s wrong, little guy?” She pressed, her bottom lip worried between her teeth. “Are you hurt?”
Agent 64’s tail whipped with frustration, a short, stuttering growl escaping him.
There was danger. There was danger. He was sure of it-- and he didn’t have time for this.
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The cold, dusty tile of the school hallway did a lousy job breaking April’s fall. A short yelp of shock wrenched itself from her throat as she tumbled over herself, the crackle of mystic energy still prickling at the back of her neck, as she found herself quite suddenly sprawled about the floor as opposed to curled on couch in the comfort of her living room.
“OW! Mayhem! What the hell?!” She hissed, narrowing her eyes to scowl at the yellow creature. His only response was a sharp, strangled squeak, tearing himself from her arms and to the floor.
“April?”
April resisted a groan, sitting up just enough so that she turn her head to glance over at Leo and her other two brothers, who were all giving her a rather startled look.
“Hey, guys,” she said, wincing a bit as she got to her feet, brushing herself off.
“Are you okay? What are you doing here?”
“Beat’s me!” She huffed, placing a hand on her hips. “Mayhem just started freaking out all of a sudden! I dunno what’s going on!”
“Do you think something’s wrong?” Raph asked, his brows furrowed with worry as he bent down to look at the little creature, still puffed up and pacing back and forth, chittering frantically at the group. “What’s goin’ on lil’ man?”
“He can’t be acting like this over nothing! There’s gotta be--” April broke off, his lips curving into a frown. Leo and his two brothers? That wasn’t right. “... Hey. Where’s Mikey? Shouldn’t he be with you guys?”
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They didn’t understand what he was trying to say. The big one reached for him, but Agent 64 dodged out from under his hand, ducking away and breaking into a sprint. He just had to hope they’d be wise enough to follow him-- the only reason he didn’t simply teleport himself away. He couldn’t waste any more precious seconds trying to secure their allyship for the coming fight.
He had to be there. He had to be there now. The air reeked of it.
Danger danger danger danger.
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His hair beads clicking along to the rhythm, Mikey bobbed his head with the beat banging about in his head, humming softly to himself and tapping his fingers against the side of his thigh. Ugh, this had to be one of Donnie’s EDM songs, didn’t it? He couldn’t remember any of the lyrics or anything-- just the thick, heavy beat. It colored his steps as he wandered down the dimly lit hallway, shouldering open the locker room door and sighing softly to himself. Gosh, he had had this song stuck in his head all day long, but he still couldn’t figure out the name of it or where it was from… It was starting to drive him just a tiny bit insane. Maybe he could get Leo to help him figure it out on the way home-- he was really good at this game.
It was probably one of Donnie’s songs. He had probably picked it up from Donnie. He was sure Donnie would know the answer if he asked-- Donnie always knew the answer to pretty much everything.
But if he asked Donnie, it wouldn’t be a game. Nah. It’d be way more fun to ask Leo. As soon as I get back, he thought to himself, swinging open his locker door.
As predicted, his gym bag was still here, hung up on its hook all neat as if it was meant to be there and hadn’t been left behind. Thank god. If it wasn’t here, then it’d for real be lost and it’d be a whole thing. That’s how you know the Adderall is wearing off, he thought dimly to himself.
His backpack retrieved, he slung the bag over his shoulder, kicking the locker shut and turning to start the trek back to his brothers. His legs weren’t especially long, but he still made every effort to stretch them out with each step, picking up a jaunty pace so as not to keep the rest of them waiting.
The song still played in his head, and Mikey mumbled along to the wordless melody under his breath, fidgeting with the straps of his bag. The longer he thought about it, the more sure he was that it was something from one of Dee’s playlists. It had to be, right?... This was exactly the type of thing he always listened to… Sharp and stormy and loud. Thudding and all-encompassing. The rhythm wasn’t quite as fast as you might expect from the genre-- it sort of drew itself out.
Made you wait for it.
And then eventually, the pace started to pick up.
Each synthesized thump came quicker.
And louder.
Closer together.
Building up, bigger and bigger.
Tickling the back of your neck.
Breathing down your spine.
Thundering onward.
The anticipation would almost swallow you whole.
Until finally the beat dropped.
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A tiny smile turned the corners of Draxum’s lips crooked.
It was almost amusing-- how careless they were. He wondered how safe they must think themselves to traipse the city openly like this. As if he wouldn’t be perfectly capable of hunting them down. As if he wasn’t patient enough to wait until one of them was alone.
All he would need was a simple capture charm.
From up above in the rafters, he watched the smallest of his experiments. He was still cloaked in their silly human form. Relaxed. Oblivious.
Perfectly easy prey.
After this, he could simply pick the rest of them off.
The second his target walked within range of him, he lashed an arm forward. Magenta light leapt outward from his palm and pounced.
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He didn’t see the figure in the rafters.
He didn’t hear the pound of footsteps in the distance.
He didn’t even see the flash of light.
But he felt the whisper of magick.
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Raph didn’t know why Mayhem was freaking out, but he didn’t have to. Because all of a sudden, every single one of his big brother senses and alarms were flipping out. And he felt this awful, gnawing weight of dread in his stomach.
He didn’t bother to wait and check with the rest of his family, to see if they felt the same thing or if they intended to follow. Once Mayhem took off running and that dread took hold-- he did, too.
He could hear other footsteps behind him. Usually, Leo and Donnie were both capable of moving significantly faster than him. But not right now. Raph wasn’t sure if it was the fact that he had a head start or just that he knew Mikey was in trouble. But his throat was tight with the very beginnings of panic. All his muscles were lit up with searing red heat. He was moving as fast as he possibly could. Maybe faster than that, even. And no one was overtaking him.
He needed to know where Mikey was right now.
Despite the dead-sprint, it felt like it took ages for him to reach the locker room. He didn’t even stop to open the door so much as he slammed into it, shifting his body just enough to let his shoulder take the impact, the barrier crashing out of the way, crumpling beneath him, just the way he knew it would--
“Mikey!”
His eyes caught sight of Baron Draxum’s crouched form right away-- curled up in the rafters like a fucking jaguar in the canopy. This dark, sickly pink coil of mystic energy reaching from his extended hand and reaching out towards his little brother’s back like a bullet.
Raph’s heart stopped in his chest.
For just a second, the rest of the world froze, too.
The rest of the world… except for Mikey.
His back was still to Draxum.
But his heels were already in a pivot.
His head hadn’t even turned fully yet. But already, his hand flew up behind him, palm stretched out wide and elbows locked. The very beginnings of a fiery golden light sparked to life around him like a halo. His entire body jerked hard and braced--
And he caught Draxum’s magic in his palm.
Without even looking, he stopped the spell dead in its tracks with one raised hand, curling his fingers around it with this sharp, awful hissing sound, sizzling and popping like a forest fire. Like something burning.
He tightened his grip and the magick shattered like glass beneath his fingers.
And then Michelangelo turned around to face Draxum fully, his head tilted back so that he could meet his eyes.
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“Mikey! Come look!”
Mikey’s head bobbed at his big brother’s frantic cry, immediately heading over in his direction.
“What is it?”
“A baby bird!” Raph exclaimed, kneeling down, and sure enough, when Mikey leaned over he saw the little creature-- tucked up behind a dumper in their alley, their feathers all poofed up and fluffy.
“Whoa!” Mikey gasped, crouching down as well so he could get a better look. The little bird seemed to shiver, but didn’t try to get away-- just stared at them with its big black eyes. It was kind of scraggly and funny looking, with this big round yellow beak and fuzzy feathers. “He looks so funny…”
“We gotta help him!” Raph whimpered, his bottom lip trembling. “He’s all by himself! He musta fallen or gotten lost or somethin’!”
Mikey paused, tilting his head slightly to the side.
��You think?...”
“Well, a cat might get ‘im or somethin’!” Raph cried. “I’ll go get a shoebox, and we can bring him inside! You watch him, okay?”
And Mikey considered this for a moment, glancing from his big brother to the baby bird, his nose wrinkled up slightly.
… If he fell out of his nest, then why didn’t he feel afraid?
Mikey couldn’t quite place it, but it just… didn’t seem like the bird was that upset or scared. If Mikey fell out of his nest and couldn’t fly anywhere and was lost and all alone, he was pretty sure he’d get scared and upset, at least, eventually. But this little guy didn’t feel that way at all. Mikey could just tell.
Maybe a little… frustrated. But determined. Excited, almost.
Mikey could feel it.
“No,” he finally said. “I think he’s okay.”
Raph frowned a bit, looking down at his brother incredulously. “But he’s just a baby!”
“Yeah, but he’s not scared!” Mikey argued, pointing.
Raph tilted his head to the side.
“How do you know?” He argued.
Mikey wrinkled his nose, considering this for a second before he shrugged.
“I ‘unno!” He finally declared. “I just do! You don’t?”
“... No,” Raph said, perhaps pouting a bit. “He’s a bird.”
“Well,” Mikey argued, crossing his arms over his chest. “I think he’s okay! I don’t think we should take him inside. I don’t think he’d like it. I think maybe we’d be, like… stealing him.”
“We can’t just leave him!” Raph protested, and Mikey paused, considering this, his lips curved into a pout.
“... Can we watch him for a little bit first, and see what happens?” He suggested after some thinking. “So then we know no cats will get ‘im or anything.”
Raph sighed. “... Yeah. Okay,” he finally agreed. “But if he’s still there in thirty minutes, then we should bring him inside. Okay?”
“Okay,” Mikey agreed.
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They were golden-- so very much so that they were nearly white, as if superheated by the sun itself. They were built from nothing, it seemed, save for light and energy itself, but playing a melody of clinks and clatters regardless, filling the air with the sound of metal-on-metal.
The chains that materialized from his baby brother’s body.
They moved almost too fast to see, curling like snakes, twisting and shifting at Mikey’s command. With a forward thrust of his arm, leg sweeping around and his hands clenched into a fist, they obeyed him instantly, echoing his movements and flashing forward-- screaming-- howling towards their target.
Draxum just barely had the time to leap out of the way, flinging himself to the side and correcting his trajectory as he fell, frantically dodging the onslaught, and Mikey chased him. The chains twisted midair to follow the yokai, forcing him to dance and dodge backwards, hardly able to even conjure the occasional counterspell or strike in between running.
Running from Mikey.
It was all happening too fast for Raph to follow properly, but he realized, distantly, that Mikey’s eyes were glowing, light pouring from them and streaking down his face in globs of color. Like he was crying. Like he has tears made of honey.
Draxum lashed out with another spell, trying to find ground, and Mikey’s chains screamed out to meet them, shattering it midair. For just a second, Draxum gaped, his eyes wide as he watched. And in that tiny moment of hesitation, Mikey pounced.
He leapt forward like a beast on prey, his palm outstretched, reaching for Draxum, to touch, to grab--
At the very last second, the yokai yanked himself back.
In an instant, a bubbling black light enveloped him like a shadow and he blinked away-- as though he had never been there in the first place. Mikey stumbled slightly, lurching in the empty space left behind, his body jerking slightly at the sudden halt.
He faltered, wavering for a second, rocking on his feet. He blinked slowly, staring at the space where his opponent had once been as his shoulders slumped. In the silence and the still, ragged pants clattered through his chest. Raph swore he could hear them echo.
He blinked, swallowed, and finally found his tongue again.
“... Mikey?”
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Raph gasped softly as he watched the little bird they had been watching leap up with a flap and flutter of its wings.
“It’s trying to--”
And it took him a few tries. But after a few false starts, the tiny creature took to the air. And in nearly a moment, it was gone, swooping away from the alley and out of sight.
“Whoa!” Raph gasped, his eyes widening. “Did you see that? That was so cool! He could fly all along!”
Mikey glanced back at his older brother and grinned brightly. “Yeah!!!”
He could tell. He could tell that that bird had been so happy to make it into the air and start to fly.
He could tell Raph was happy, too.
---
The halo that was surrounding their baby brother faded. The tears fizzled and dried up, the glow leaking from his eyes faded away with a flicker. And for a second, Mikey stood in one spot, staring off at nothing, his face flushed and his shoulders heaving with deep, shuddering breaths.
After a second, he coughed-- once, and then twice, hunching over slightly at the force of it. And he spat something shimmering and gold out onto the floor.
And then Raphael watched in horror as his eyes rolled back into his head, his knees going out from beneath him.
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DNI'S are literally only like MSI fans.. oh and if your homophobic, transphobic, racist. anything like that.. oh and if your possibly one of my family members
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I don't have a name, call me cunt or something I don't care
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MCR is my favorite band, I like fob too and I forgot but I love any of Frankie's bands too! And Gees solo music!!!!!
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My favorite movies are (these aren't in order btw) Donnie Darko, star Wars, life on the murder scene. (I like the Chucky movies too, I was raised on them but they're not my favorite)
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Favorite TV shows, the walking dead (all the spin-offs too) , umbrella academy, Chucky (I'm a big nerd for child's play and Chucky btw) / (I can't think of others right now but I think I have some more maybe..)
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Favorite comics, the walking dead, the true lives of the fabulous Killjoys, the true lives of the fabulous Killjoys: national anthem, umbrella academy (I have more but like I forget a lot so..)
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Favorite games, the walking dead telltale games (I have others that I'm not gonna name here bc I wanna say it somewhere else.. But you'll probably know soon enough)
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Favorite colors are red and black
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My favorite YouTubers are jake webber and Johnnie guilbert but I have a few more and they do pranks but like I don't think anyone that's here probably likes them so.. Well carry on.
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Favorite album is I brought you my bullets, you brought me your love
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Favorite songs are, my way home is through you, not that kind of girl, Emily, black dragon fighting society, all the angels and tomorrow's money
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𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗦 :
I've always wanted to play bass
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I wanna make comics, draw and maybe write some.. :D
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I'm a minor, don't be a Creepazoid.. but i dont care if your over 18 :P
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Literally obsessed with Mikey way..
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I like sour candies, war heads I like a lot. Sour candy also isn't sour to me..
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I like vampires (𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘦) and that stuff, bats too I guess
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Blood is cool too
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I draw sometimes (𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘐 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.. 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦?)
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I edit sometimes..
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I'm awake all night listening to MCR, and all day almost too..
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Petekey.. ♡
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Frerard ♥︎
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My favorite soda is root beer
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I'm running out of things to say now.. Let's carry on..
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This is the end.. So.. Bye? I don't know.. Want the lyrics to the foundations of decay? There, it's down there ↓
See the man who stands upon the hill
He dreams of all the battles won
But fate had left its scars upon his face
With all the damage they had done
And so tired with age, he turns the page
Let the flesh submit itself to gravity
Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain
Now, if your convictions were a passing phase
May your ashes feed the river in the morning rays
And as the vermin crawls, we lay in the foundations of decay
He was there the day the towers fell
And so he wandered down the road
And we would all build towers of our own
Only to watch the roots corrode
But it's much too late, you're in the race
So we'll press and press 'til you can't take it anymore
Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain
And if, by his own hand, his spirit flies
Take his body as a relic to be canonized
Now, and so he gets to die a saint
But she will always be a whore
Against faith (cage all the animals)
Against all odds ('cause the message must be pure)
Against change (you can wander through the ruins)
We are free (but the poison is the cure)
You must fix your heart
And you must build an altar where it swells
When the storm, it gains and the sky, it rains
Let it flood, let it flood, let it wash away
And as you stumble through your last crusade
Will you welcome your extinction in the morning rays?
And as the swarm it calls, we lay in the foundations
Yes, it comforts me much more
Yes, it comforts me much more
To lay in the foundations of decay
Get up, coward
Now, so long and goodnight...
(I'll probably be adding more once I remember more shit, but for now Run, run, bunny, run)
(𝘈𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧...)
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Back on ur Tumblr after awhile.
Just wanted to ask if u saw the newest (I think) Tales of the TMNT series trailer.
I thought it looked great.
Very curious to see the boys separated.
Also nice to see more April.
And more April and Leo stuff; I love her, and they are so fun and funny and together.
It is so funny to me that Leo basically looks so worried and/or like he is is going through it in some way in ever trailer and/or teaser basically.
Nice to see some more of him being more confident, silly, dramatic, and cocky though in the new teaser. Because those can be so him too.
It was also very cool to see more Donnie in the new teaser, he wasn't in the last one much, and he got some cool/nice stuff in the newest one. My dude is really worried about his brothers.
Also, we got Bishop too! I love her voice.
Anyways, done rambling about the new trailer. I was sad it TOTTMNT didn't come out in April, but if it coming out in August means the people behind the series can take it easier and try to give a better series, I can wait. August isn't too far off anyways.
Last of all, just like a picture of urs with TMNT 2012 Rise and Leo redesigns, and thought they looked great! Esp. TMNT 2012's ones, but Rise Leo's looked great too
(and I still love Leo having red eyes. I hope people start giving TMNT MM Leo red eyes, because 1. I think they are cool and I now really like Leo w/ red eyes, 2. I just think they would suit TMNT Leo's dinosaur-looking person, and 3. I thought I saw a screenshot of the movie, like a close-up, of some ending scenes when Leo wasn't wearing his mask and was going to school and wearing normal clothes, that looked his eyes were (kind of) red)
Also, loving u drawing TMNT 2012 Leo in his cocky/confident-looking, iconic pose of leaning on his sword(s). LIke, people would think that would be something Rise Leo would do (and he would), but TMNT 2012 Leo defin. would and has too.
Ok, done with this very long Ask. I just hadnt been on ur Tumblr for a bit, so I had even more to say than usual. Lmao.
God this has been sitting in my inbox for a long time now. First and foremost, welcome back! I was genuinely wondering if you are still alive or nah lol-
Okay now onto everything else-
The Tales of the TMNT trailer
Honestly, I have a lot of hope the show will be pretty cool!
I loved the scenes where it implies that the turtles will have their own solo missions. This could possibly be all in one episode where they are all alone but I don't know. I'm also excited to see how much their personalities are expanded on.
From what I've seen we also got the purple dragons revealed! I like Hun and Angel so far. Especially Angel, I think she is the leader of the Purple Dragons now within this iteration. I really hope they bring back old classic characters. Personally I have always thought that Mutant mayhem would take more inspo from tmnt 1987 which I really hope that is the case and they bring back fan favorite characters.
I was honestly shocked to see Bishop as a woman. But honestly, she looks badass. I'm kind of laughing my ass of at her being a grumpy old ass grandma who has beef with literal teenagers. I do wanna see what her deal is though. Maybe she is working for Cynthia?
Speaking of- I wonder where she is? I really hope she isn't just thrown to the side or something. It seemed like they were building towards something with her character. Also, just from her last name Utrom, it's clear they might introduce the Kraang or even just the Utroms. Maybe both as well-
I genuinely hope Shredder comes in. I wanna see him really bad. Like I said I hope they bring the classic characters back.
April looks really stunning and I already love her. I really wanna see her relationship with not just Leo but also the other turtles as well.
I will be honest I genuinely thought the show was gonna be 3D animated. I was a little upset but, I immediately fell in love with the art style simply because it reminds me of a comic sort of art style.
Overall, high hopes for this show!
Now about the drawings
Thank you so much! <3
I feel like they are slightly outdated now, but I genuinely loved drawing them! And yes I adore Leo with red eyes. He just looks so cool with it.
Also 2012 Leo's pose was based off of the official renders I found.
Same with rise Leo as well!
Again- so happy you like my designs! <3
I haven't that active with TMNT as of late, but I promise I'm still here, I didn't leave. I'm just obsessed currently with toy monsters that come to life that try to kill you and that from a game I literally tried to boycott back in 2021 lmao
#this took me a while to respond I'm sorry#glad to see you back by the way!#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fandom#tmnt mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem#tmnt mm#tmnt 2023#tales of the tmnt#tottmnt#tales of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2k12#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise leonardo#2012 leo#2012 leonardo#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#ask#answered#chatxkilluarxnoir#bunny answers#foxy answers#bunnyfoxy answers
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Yan Northern Midwestern Donnie and Yan Southerner Leo fighting Over y/n just sounds hilarious and I love it 😂
Tw: Leo guilt-trips- I think that's about it
Ok imagine this: (and yes I'm sorry this will be mostly stereotypical)
You're just a person who just moved into a middle region state and you know just trying to live a life-
And then you see some turtle dude leaning against this truck smirking and he speaks, "Howdy neighbour, you new here? Well nice to meet you, I'm Leo. What's your name sugar~?"
And you tell him your name and kinda want to focus on other things but bro just keeps talking and then he's like "Ooh, I just got my peach cobbler done, I'll be happy to share it with you neighbour~!" So he goes inside his house to get the dessert meanwhile you notice on your other side another neighbour, also a turtle except he's got a skeptical expression. (idk but where I live people are like introverted af until they become friends- then they're like buddy buddy)
You kinda stare at him for a second before looking away and then he asks, "Are you new?"
[insert response]
"Huh. Stay away from him, that unmannerly southerner will you do no good except constantly asking for your company and asking if you wanna drink beer with him."
And just like that he's entering his house-
Then Leo's already slinging an arm around your shoulder and asking if you wanna drink beer with him while sharing the peach cobbler.
So basically from that day on Leo's constantly going over to your house, hell, he sits on your porch waiting for you as if you're really close. He isn't a bad cook though the times you eat his food.
And you've found out more about your neighbour who you've come to know as Donatello- or Donnie as Leo likes to say. In Leo's opinion he seems to be an anti-social angsty man who has a biased hate for southerners.
But he isn't unpleasant to you in anyway- and the rare moments he does talk to you he's polite and calm. It is funny when he bashes on Leo though.
Ok so when it's winter, Leo's literally a whiny brat and asking if you could snuggle up with him in one single blanket because "I help you keep cool in the summer, so won't you spare me some empathy~?"
You are friends so you comply, but you make sure you're on opposite sides of the blanket so you aren't touching shoulders as Leo would have hoped. Meanwhile, while it's pitch black and you can't see anything outside, (unless if you turned on the lights ofc) the snow on your driveway is getting shoveled away by none other than Donnie himself. (listen- idk about you guys but shoveling snow is heavy af- but then again I rarely do it lmao)
And when he's done he stands there for a second, watching Leo trying to get closer like a clingy mf and he instantly gets pissy and gets back in his home, imagining murdering Leo in his mind.
The next morning, you notice your driveway is shoveled and you're confused but grateful- and to your biggest surprise, Donnie asks if you wanna eat Schwarzwälder (german chocolate cake) bcs he's got a lot left over.
And soon enough Donnie also becomes a good friend of yours, and does little things for you and it helps your life a lot. He constantly bashes on Leo and southerners, you would think it's almost a daily ritual.
He has a weird and perhaps grotesque thing of eating Jam and cheese together- and he seems to love it. (NOT AMERICAN CHEESE- GOUDA CHEESE OR SOMETHING LESS STRONG)
Soon enough you notice Leo getting more annoyed when you say you can't hang out with him because you planned something with Donnie and-
I'm gonna stop here lmao maybe next time will I write the yan stuff haha
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere rottmnt#yandere tmnt#rottmnt x reader#tmnt x reader#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#brainrot#blurbs
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Hi Kai, it's me again!
While I agree that Donna is No1 forever and always I'm also excited to see the others in the AU! Are they all professors or do they habe different roles?
- Valentines anon
Hello again Valentine! It's good to see you :D
Ah yes, our beloved Donnie <3 Always and forever our Queen
I'm honestly extremely excited to further develop this AU! Progress is slow-especially cause i'm mostly focusing on Donna rn and i've just started college-but I really wanna turn this into smth cool and make as much content as I can for it! I'd hope to some day make lil comics for it and at least have some sort of fic written for the AU. Though i'd be just as happy if I only ever get asks XD Anything that gets me to at least talk about it, doodle, and further develop ideas XDD The motivation and joy that come from knowing other people like the idea is great fuel (aside from my own enjoyment and obsession with it PFFT)
As for the others!!!- More info on them under the cut!!!(I wrote way more than intended LOL i'm figuring things out as i'm writing pfft-)
I see all of them as like board members for the school. Leading and managing it at the highest level right under Miranda who ofc is the headmistress(might come up with a different title, still in development). Let's get into a few quick details about the other Lords though! Do note that not much worldbuilding has gone on so types of magic and what is taught at the school is still in the works. Quite literally everything is still in VERY early development so expect changes
Alcina Dimitrescu
Definitely a professor! Of what..? Well uh....i'm still working on it! XD Perhaps of a music related magic? (Resident Lover shows Alcina as the art professor and while I think it's a great choice for her, I don't want to just hop onto the same idea.) I don't really see much about Alcina's relationship with music so perhaps I can do something for it through this AU :) Either that or a "dark arts" type thing? Necromancy and shadow related things? I'll be honest i'm slightly leaning towards darker arts...especially for plot reasons...
A vampire- ofc she is PFFT, the Dimi Daughters are also vampires(whether they're her biological children or were willingly converted is still in development)
She's every teacher that complains about other teacher's methods and classrooms
Karl Heisenberg
In charge of school security! He's technically supposed to be teaching students about combat and taking in certain students for a guard internships but he has an assistant who does the actual teaching for him LOL He's just there to occasionally be the face and the muscle of the program XD Though he does do some actual teaching for that program, he's more about demonstrating and correcting students he observes(he also just mostly is interested in the security interns)
Now because his assistant handles most things related to the combat courses/guard internships he actually teaches a second class with a different assistant. It's metal/machine based and as it's more a deep passion of his he actually takes it more seriously and prefers to do more of the teaching himself. All his assistants and deputies just make it more manageable for him to be taking care of multiple things like this. He actually spends the most time and effort on this class.
Is a Lycan! They can't turn into wolves or convert others though (a good portion of the school's security is actually lycans)
His magic is also a work in progress, though in this AU in general I want to have some who mostly just focus on mastering one form of magic and those who are experienced in multiple. Obviously the more types you focus on (that aren't considered more basic/general stuff ex. lighting a candle with a snap, animating an object to do a simple task, ect.) the less you master each. I would like him to possible specialize in more than one but we'll see how things go!
Salvatore Moreau
I actually imagine he'd be a professor of healing related magic or a beastmaster, and also supervising a program about experimental magic
Handsome fish man. You know classyfruit's gorgeous genderbent Moreau? Yeah, but handsome fish man. A triton but more fish-like
Wow this was short and he needs more love
Extra love for handsome fish boi Moreau
#kai answers#valentine anon#re8 magic au#resident evil 8 au#magic prof alcina#magic prof karl#magic prof moreau#alcina dimitrescu#karl heisenberg#salvatore moreau#justice for moreau because poor boy#re8#re8 village#resident evil#resident evil village
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23, 28, 29 SMILE!!
YAY YAY YAY thanks Neo :]
23.) What is one of your favorite TMNT fics?
THIS ONE IS REALLY GOOD like mikey has nightmares about the happenings of the series and decides to become the leader for his brothers to protect them its so fucking well written the author fucking gets it. i love that mikey isnt just like immediately getting the hang of it and leo still does like battle strategy its not just what if leo was silly and also mikey, its great
the author also just has some other banger tmnt fics in general
28.) What is one thing you would like to see explored more in TMNT art/fics?
I knowwwwww people dont wanna tackle apritello bc of its writing which is fair but its really interesting to me the way donnies own self worth as a mutant is tied up in her opinion of him id love to see more fics of it. and generally never enough donnie & mikey fics ilthem so much, more of mikey thinking donnies literally the coolest person on earth bc he does and how like donnie DOES genuinely love hanging with mikey, he doesnt keep letting him in the lab for nothing. donnie likes getting to big sibling him :)
MIKEY & APRIL literally most underrated relationship in the series, theyre in eachother space a lot bc they are the designated donnie people but we so rarely get to see them talk, like april clearly loves mikey shes always really nice to him and tbh. i think she sees him like a little brother :]
29.) What is one headcanon that you have?
youve already heard transfem don & leo so i will go with something else this time, leo has spent at least some spare time trying to learn cool pointless knife tricks, will the butterfly knife trick practically help him? no but it looks cool and thats what matters
#asks#id also say leo totes writes fanfic but we all know that <3#new chap of the fic released 2 days ago so imam go read that :]
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*inhales cuz I wanna ask for mutant mayhem x reader but I has crippling anxiety issues*
Hewo-
If ur still taking requests, can you please do mutant mayhem with an S/O who likes art and theater but is to shy to show their talent of?(LITERALLY ME HELLO?!?!?)
thank you so much!
im back on the grind baby two days in a row of request finishing lets make it to four (i only have two more requests in my inbox)
anyway sorry I took so long, here you go! hope you enjoy ❤️
Leo:
-Leo gives the most genuine compliments
-He knows just the right words to say
-But he’s a little sad you’re so shy to show off your amazing talents
-He loves watching you practice dancing, or draping himself over your shoulders and watching while you draw
-But he doesn’t get to do it very often
-He doesn’t want to force you
-Though he will sometimes ask you to show him a new dance or art project you’ve been working on
-And every time you reluctantly agree, but only because you know he loves it so much
Raph:
-Raph is the type to audibly cheer when he’s excited for you
-When he sees you dancing, he’ll start cheering very loudly
-It always scares you and makes you stop
-You didn’t want him to see you, let alone any bystanders he might call over from his loud cheering
-He was always confused as to why you stopped when he started cheering
-He just wanted to show you how good you were doing
-He knew you did art too, but he never saw it
-That was something that you managed to keep from him
-But he was determined to see it one day
Mikey:
-Mikey loved your art
-He would sneak a peek whenever he could
-He was always asking you for tips, because he said
-“You’re the greatest artist I know! And you’re my partner! It would mean the world to me to spend time with you, doing something you love.”
-He was always so sweet about it, and you always caved
-And it was indeed his favorite
-But when he figured out you did theater, oh boy was there a commotion
-“y/n! Why didn’t you tell me you did theater?! Oh my gosh, we can do theater club together at school! It’ll be so fun! Oh y/n, I could just hug you a million times over!”
Donnie:
-Donnie fell in love with you so fast when he learned about your talents
-He even became a little obsessed with you
-He just thought you were so cool
-And when you got together, his dream had come true
-Every day he praised you about your talents
-He just couldn’t keep in his immense love for you
-But there was little opportunity because you were so shy about it
-He tried his very best to be encouraging, and to help you get over your shyness
-Because he knew the whole world deserved to see how cool you were
#lykaios writes#mutant mayhem donnie#mutant mayhem leo#mutant mayhem raph#mutant mayhem mikey#tmnt mutant mayhem#teenage mutant ninja turtles
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All About Pawprint! / Master List
Pawprint/Paw | They/It | 23
Artist/animator hoping to put out some comics and other cool things soon!
Where to find me: linktr.ee/0pawprint0
My side blog: @pawprintreblogs
Welcome to my master list! Below you can find out some facts about me. This also includes my commission rules, ask rules, and links to projects of mine you might be interested in! So please read the whole post!
🐾 About Me 🐾




✅ DO ✅
Make fanart and cosplay of my characters/designs! Please tag me if you do!
Gore & angst (including eye strain) is perfectly fine! However, please be sure to tag it correctly for others.
Pinups and topless! No NSFW without permission.
With your OCs (platonic, unless our OCs are shipped together or you have permission to ship them with my characters lol)!
In different outfits!
Share my links!
Commission me!
Make your own OCs to fit into my worlds! Again, please tag me! I wanna see!
Ask about my OCs and interests!
❌ DO NOT ❌
Reupload/use/resell my work without permission.
Use my work for A.I. or NFTs.
Make offensive or fetish art if my characters.
This includes non-con and incest. If you want to ship my OCs, if you don’t know their relationship, please ask so you don’t accidentally ship siblings or something.
Genderbend (without permission) or change my OCs’ race. Especially don’t whitewash my POC characters. Also, don’t change their body types.
Give criticism/"fix" my art unless I ask.
Be weird about my ships.
🐾 Commissions | OPEN 🐾
🐾 Adopts 🐾
Twisted Wonderland
Winx Club
MiSide
🐾 Ask Rules | OPEN 🐾
Do not send me asks that are literally just links, please. I won’t click on them and I will immediately delete the ask. Same goes for anything offensive or sexual.
I will no longer be answering anyone asking me for money, regardless of situation.
Do NOT commission me through asks! Instead, that needs to be done through private messages. That being said, I don’t do free requests unless it’s like for my OCs or part of an ask game.
It may take me a while to get to your ask, so please be patient with me!
🐾 Projects 🐾
Original Stories
Sanity Hill
Twst Fan Events and AUs + GF AUs
(coming soon, currently working on a fan event which I will release here once the vignettes are done!)
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1. Actually it's something I think about every night. I found like Rise pins on Pinterest. It was about rise donnie and I thought "huh. His design looks cool" and so I kept finding pins of tmnt (It's interesting since I didn't like tmnt as a kid)
2. Can I say the idw comics? I love it because it's so heartbreaking, depressing, sweet, and perfect
3. 2003. I keep seeing people say it's underrated so maybe in the future
4. None.
5. Yellow, just like Jennika's
6. 2. I only know the 2 of them 😭 it's Leonardo and Michelangelo
7. Jay, from the idw comics. I don't really call him obscure but most people don't know him 🤷♀️
8. I FUCKING LOVE SHREDDER ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 HE IS LITERALLY MY BABY GIRL
9. The way the 2012 writers wrote the female characters...
10. I have 1 and its just a poster of mutant mayhem
11. 2012 Donnie. I love crazy, rambling, sweet characters
12. Donnie.
13. Mikey and donnie (a bit) because well I'm dumb and artistic and smart and sweet at some times
14. LEATHERHEAD! HES SO CUTE I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM!!
15. I literally draw fanart of them so yes
16. I'm gonna say it. I like the 1987 one
17. Literally anything. I'd eat it tbh
18. No they're all amazing and I wanna be them
19. Rise donnie. He's gonna set the world on fire
20. 2012 Raph. Go ahead. Scream your anger into it
21. IDW Leo. IM GONNA SQUEEZE THE SAD OUT OF YOU!!!
22. Hell yeah. The rise movie and the 2007 movie
23. Rise and 2012. I wanna see the shit happen. (It kinda did happen tho)
24. Donnie rambles so much that he's more interesting than a 2 hour musical about a founding father. (I love him sm)
Turtle Asks!
How did you get into tmnt?
Favorite iteration?
Iteration you haven't seen/read but want to start?
Iteration you are purposely avoiding?
If you were a ninja turtle, what color would your mask be?
How many of the Renaissance artists are you familiar with?
Favorite really obscure character?
Favorite villain/antagonist?
If you could change one thing about TMNT, what would it be?
How much tmnt merch do you own?
Favorite turtle (iteration specific)?
Favorite turtle across all iterations?
Which character are you the most similar to?
Which character would you want to be friends with?
Have you ever made fan content for tmnt?
Favorite theme song?
What's your favorite pizza topping(s)?
Did any of their voice actors really stand out to you?
Give ONE character a gun.
Give one character an air horn.
Give one character a hug?
Have you watched/read any of the iterations more than once?
If you could have a tmnt crossover with ANY other series, which would it be?
Roast your favorite character (affectionate)
EDIT: For anyone new to tumblr, this is an ask list. If you reblog it, then your followers can send you an ask with some of the numbers, and you answer the corresponding questions! It’s a fun and interesting way to get to know your friends and mutuals on tumblr. Make sure you have your asks enabled!
#i just found this#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2003#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2012#tmnt 2018#tmnt 1987#tmnt idw#tmnt 2007#ask
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Battle of the Fear Bands B3R3: The Flesh
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“literally about someone letting their body parts get stolen because they're 'tired' of 'this cumbersome and heavy body'”
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Take my eyes, take them aside Take my face, and desecrate My arms and legs, they get in the way And take my hands, they'll understand Take my heart, pull it apart And take my brain, or what remains And throw it all away 'Cause I've grown tired of this body A cumbersome and heavy body Take my lungs, take them and run Take my tongue, go have some fun And take the ears, take them and disappear Take my joints, take them for points Take my teeth, tear through my cheeks And take the nose, go and dispose Oh, would you go dispose, just go dispose 'Cause I've grown tired of this body A cumbersome and heavy body I've grown tired of this body Fall apart without me body Take my eyes, take them aside Take my face and desecrate Arms and legs get in the way Bodies break I've grown tired of this body A cumbersome and heavy body I've grown tired of this body Fall apart without me, body I've grown tired of this body Cumbersome and heavy Tired of this body Fall apart without me I'm tired of this body Cumbersome and heavy (take my eyes) I'm tired of this body (take them aside, take my face) Fall apart without me (and desecrate, arms and legs) I'm tired of this body (get in the way, take my lungs) I'm tired of this body (take them and run, take my tongue) I'm tired of this body (go have some fun, and take the ears) Cumbersome and heavy body (take them and disappear) Heavy body, heavy body Thanks so much, thanks again It's nice here, I mean we're elevated See out this big window, it's a nice day It's a bit of a bummer we're sort of passing through Montreal tonight, and I mean, we come here and we just wanna stay here And this particular event is so brief But on the one hand, y'know, we've never done anything like this before And we haven't played in Montreal in a while, so it's nice to, nice to reunite And it's nice to see ya, y'know where things are standing And this is a really good feeling in the room And uh, on the other hand, we're going to New York this evening So, that's always a good time, that uh, that big apple And uh, we're doing a residency in Brooklyn So, if you guys know people out there, I'm sure you do, some of you It's close by, right? And uh, every Monday night for the next three Mondays We're gonna be in Brooklyn, playing some music But it is not about them, nor is it about the past It is about this moment, so on that note We will Segway into a song A song about striving for a more simplistic path, I suppose It's off our new record Here we go
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Howie thought brass was the height of style Now he's got something of a steampunk smile And it's all right It's all right, it's all right Sally got a dagger hung from her septum O'malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) (You do what you do, what you do) Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it! Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) It's all right, it's all right Do what you want with you Be nonchalant with screws Stuck through your eyelids You new wave of pirates Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify May nothing get rejected May nothing get infected Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled And it's all right It's all right, it's all right Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) (You do what you do, what you do) Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope And it's all right (it's all right to look cool) It's all right, it's all right Do what you want with you Be nonchalant with screws Stuck through your eyelids You new wave of pirates Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify May nothing get rejected May nothing get infected Modify (modify whatever) Modify (modify and sever) Modify May nothing get rejected (knock yourself out) May nothing get infected
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Meet Duck!
OK, so I'm going to start with my Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OC since I'm actively hyperfixed on the show at the moment.
Like I said above, their name is Duck and they're a axolotl mutant. They're mostly black, but they have pink and white spots all over their body. He mostly wears oversized hoodies of various colors and shorts specifically made for tailed beings. He uses both they/them and he/him pronouns, and I flip through them frequently when talking about this baby. They're very enthusiastic about life, very clingy, very happy to be included, and are very small. They kinda become a youngest sibling to all the turtles when they get comfortable with everyone.
I'm currently writing a fic about Duck and their adventures with the boys, and if you want to read it, you can do so by clicking the link here. But for those of you who don't wanna (which is fair), I'll give you the rundown.
I'm putting it below a read more so the people who want to read the fic don't get spoiled. (all engagement with the fic will be appreciated though.)
Duck was a regular axolotl who got mutated after an oozesquito slipped into their tank and they ate it since it was moving in their water. They grew to be about five foot two inches, and immediately panicked because, like all axolotls, they're mostly blind and totally deaf. So they ran and ended up blindly wandering the NY streets until the Mad Dogs found them about a week or so later. Mikey and Raph took to him immediately and they brought Duck home since he literally had nowhere else to go.
After a while, Donnie makes them a pair of goggles to correct their vision and teach them the basics of sign language to communicate. Then they convince Draxum to take them in for a while to see if they have any mystic abilities.
The answer is yes. They can turn invisible and they can float.
They bond with all the turtles in their own way and, as stated above, they turn into something of a youngest sibling to them and an adopted child to Draxum.
Shenanigans ensue; Including but not limited to:
Duck breaking a leg for the first time
Raph and Duck getting unmutated
Meeting April's mom
Donnie and Duck go to the library
and Many More!
After a while of living with Draxum, Duck decides to hit the road and wanders around the country, exploring the upper world and the Hidden Cities they come across, but they always come back to NY for their family.
Some headcanons include:
Duck is a dead sleeper, meaning they can be shaken, transported, yelled at, thrown, or whatever and they will not wake up. The only time they will wake up is if they're physically hurt. So if they fall asleep someone, one of the boys will usually haul them to the pool room/bathtub, a bedroom and just leave them until they wake up.
They feel all emotions to the fullest extent imaginable and can't shake them for a while. So if they're ever in a bad mood, they sulk in it for at least a day before they're able to emotionally reset.
Raph and Mikey took to Duck like fire and were basically besties from the jump once they stopped having a panic attack about existing. Leo was a bit more cautious because he didn't know them, but once they had their little moment, he was also cool with them. Donnie took a bit longer to warm up to them because of who he is by nature, but they also had a moment or two and then they were fine.
Duck spends the most time with Donnie at night since Donnie is usually up working late and Duck is mostly nocturnal by nature. So Donnie will work on a project and Duck will hang out in a corner doing their own thing until Donnie decides it's time to clock out. (He also sometimes uses them as a weighted blanket and lets them worm into the chair behind him and drape themself over his shoulders to sleep, then they'll both just fall asleep in said chair.)
Duck's favorite color is pink and he is a Hawaiian pizza lover.
Raph lets Duck climb him whenever they want unless it's dangerous.
Duck has four fingers. He has designated one as a middle finger. He uses it liberally, especially with Leo.
Mikey teaches Duck how to appreciate art, though a majority of it is just him putting colors to something and having fun that way.
I'll definitely add more stuff in their own posts, like little ficlets that won't make it into the fic, snippets from the fic as I work on it (or as a preview for the chapter), more headcanons, incorrect quotes, or whatever!
I also have a bunch of AUs and little ideas I've been ruminating on but don't have enough to write a full fic for, so I might add some posts about those later down the line!
If you wanna read the fic, I'd appreciate it! If you just wanna stick around and see what happens here, that'd be great too! Either way! Thanks for reading about my little guy!
#rottmnt oc#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles oc#fan character#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#save rottmnt
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I don't have any OCs and I heavily doubt yk who jiefei is (my pfp.) I might have to let you skip me on this one chief. unless you wanna draw a literal bottle of banana juice on the corner of ur page 💀 (that would still be super cool tho lol)
It's super cool that you're doing something like this for the moot-fam, its super cute and I definitely wanna see how it comes out!!! You're my first Tumblr mutual, and even tho we don't really chat outside of magma it's still super cool to have another person to draw (mostly donnie) with lol <333
ATTENTION MOOTIES!!!
I am going to do a MASSIVE drawing of all of your characters together with me because I want to thank you so much for your support!!! Send your character/persona/picture of yourself and you'll be part of an AMAZING "Mootie mural"!!!
@mghtk @stickbug-made-entirely-of-spite @bananajuiceee2000 @apocalypticroadtrip @iam-57311 @acey-waceyy123 @cinnamonbloom @vixidi @petrifiedplutonium @yooangeloo @definitely-a-username @allmightyscroll-swag @destructivewritinggoblin @mortallyshyguy
Again- tysm for your support! and I hope you have an awesome day >:D
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General Dating Headcanons
Raph:
When you first start dating he acts pretty shy
Like if you told him a compliment he would shut down and become a stuttering and blushing mess
“I like your shell 😊”
“Y- you like my shell? I- I mean, thanks!”
He just needs a moment to get used to you two dating
Like maybe a month or two
After those few months he gets more confident
He likes to have nice dates with you where he gets to just hang out with you
Takes you to the park during the night when nobody is there, or goes during the day in a disguise
Will go anywhere on a date with you if you recommend it, just don’t abuse your power please
He likes to kiss you on the forehead
Like if you’re just sitting together he’ll randomly do it
Likes it if you kiss him back on his forehead
Gives the best bear hugs
He’s nice and warm (for a turtle 😒)
If hugging or touching isn’t really your thing he respects your space
Completely fine with PDA
will kiss you any place and any time
If you don’t like PDA he won’t do it
He likes cuddles, but he gets scared he might accidentally hurt you
Please reassure him, I’m begging you, so help me if you don’t 😠
If you reassure him enough he’ll cuddle you more out of random
Will melt if you boop his nose
“Raph, Raph! Come close I have a surprise”
*Raph bends down to your level*
*boop!*
Is you hype man, no doubt
You wanna start a business? He’s all for it
Wann start a band? He’s your biggest fan
Wanna become a streamer? He’ll watch all of your streams
Anyways, very sweet and supportive boyfriend 10/10
Leo:
When you first start dating he won’t stop flirting with you
But it’ll be a bunch of dumb pick lines that weren’t well thought out
“Come here often?”
“I literally visit you and your brothers almost everyday, Leo 😒”
Takes around two weeks for him to start getting used to dating you
He’ll slow down with the flirting, but won’t fully stop
It’s Leo for crying out loud!
Likes to go to the movies with you
It’s dark so it’s hard to see that he’s a mutant
Likes to go to cafes with you in the Hidden City too
Will randomly kiss you smack dab right on the lips just so he can try to fluster you
“Hey, y/n!”
“Yeah?”
*Kiss*
If you kiss him back he’ll get flustered
Likes to hug you from behind
Like if you’re just standing and doing something he’ll put his ninja skills to use and sneak up behind you and hug you
If he spooks you too much though he’ll stop, don’t worry 😌
Loves PDA
Kisses you in front of his brothers just to annoy them
If you don’t like PDA he’ll be extra lovey dovey in private 😏
Absolutely loves cuddles
He can easily fall asleep while cuddling
Please cuddle him, he has bad insomnia
Just a warning, he won’t let you go
He needs a good two hours
Will randomly poke you for no reason
Even if you protest against it he won’t stop
Don’t take it in a bad way, but will randomly smack your butt (not a hard smack) and run away
*y/n talking to April while standing*
*Leo walking past y/n and smacking their butt and then running away*
“Dude 😐”
Donnie:
When you first start dating he probably tries to impress you a lot
Make inventions just so you can praise him and stuff like that
“Look what I made, y/n!”
“Omg, that’s so cool, Don!”
Takes around four months to get used to dating
He starts to stop trying to impress you a whole bunch, but still does it to a certain extent
Likes to hang out with you will he works on a project of his
Has a chair for you
“I made a chair, just for you, it’s even your favorite color! :)”
Made it himself 😌
He likes to go to cafes in the hidden city with you a lot, like twice a week
You guys are regulars at some cafes
Likes to kiss you on the lips
He doesn’t really do it randomly though
Like he’ll ask in some way before he engages
But it’s always in a weird way
“y/n, perhaps we could partake in the gesture of forming our lips together as couples do if you want.”
“😐 sorry, what?”
Doesn’t really enjoy hugs that much
He’ll hug you if you ask, but won’t actually do it himself
Not into PDA
He feels like his brothers might tease him
He’ll hold hands with you or lean his head on your shoulder but that’s about it
He doesn’t mind cuddling, but doesn’t necessarily love it
He likes it if you sit on his lap and hug him while he works on something
Or if you sit close to him and lean your head on his shoulder
Likes to lay his head in your lap
He’ll even do it around his brothers
If you’re watching a movie with him and his brothers he’ll do it
Does this weird thing where he just stares you down until you pay attention to him
“Hey, why’s Donnie staring into your soul?”
“Oh, he just does that sometimes. Probs just wants attention.”
“😟 Should I be concerned?”
Probably stared you down while you were sleeping before because he wanted to show you something
Overall, good boyfriend material :)
Mikey:
When you first start dating it’s kinda awkward between you if you know what I mean
Like he’s still getting used to the whole thing
Only needs a week and a half to adjust
Yes, that time exactly, no questions 😊
Likes going to amusement parks and arcades with you
He just likes fun dates
Went to a hidden city mall with you and got lost
Raph had to go and find you two
Raph was not having it 😔
Likes to peck you on the cheek
Will just randomly do it in the oddest ways
“Hey y/n, I have a secret to tell you!”
“Hmm?”
“I love you!”
*kisses cheek and then leaves*
Always hugging you
Any time that he wants a hug he just goes ahead a does it
*y/n talking to Raph*
*Randomly comes over and hugs you*
“Hey Angelo”
*continues talking to Raph while hugging Mikey*
Enjoys PDA
He likes to hold hands and give you little pecks on cheek or lips
He’ll openly cuddle you infront of his brothers
Won’t do it if you don’t like it though 😊
Absolutely loves cuddling
He likes you to just hold him and talk or take a nap
It’s going to take a long time to stop cuddling though
Like he refuses to let you go over some time
“Hey, where’s y/n?”
“Oh, their cuddling with Mikey over there.”
“HELP ME.”
“Is that normal 😟?”
“Yeah.”
You guys have a lot of inside jokes and stuff
You guys have been known to randomly blurt out a vine or a phrase and start dying of laughter
“y/n, diddly dum.”
*cue hysterical laughter*
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Hope these were good :)
#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt x reader#rottmnt x reader#raph x reader#leo x reader#donnie x reader#mikey x reader
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Hello! Hope I'm not bothering you with anything but.
But can I request a Hc of the turtle brothers with a Dragon Mutant s/o who is actually their biological Mom.
Like one of brother's broke their weapon and asked splinter how to fix it and he just casually says "Your mother might know" and just walks away causing the brother's to be shock to have a mom, oh and when the turtles immediately try and look for their Mom they think she's a sweet old Mama turtle but she's actually a noble Dragon mutant living in hidden city who owns a mystic arts dojo.
Again I hope I'm not bothering you with this request and I hope you have a great day/night/afternoon.
TURTLE BROS WITH DRAGON MOM
Warning: Nothing
Character: Turtle Bros
Author: Hello anon, I am deeply sorry I wrote so late. I just slept while writing and boom Tumblr didn't save it (slayy... No not slayy-) so sorry I hope you like it <3
Brothers always had no problem following the rules
Like except this time and other 741 times
Everybody can make mistakes chill
They touched something that they shouldn't have and now the ground was full of shards
"Dad not gonna notice it, relax guys." But you could hear his voice was shaking
"Yes, he will. 91 percent of the time he noticed things he shouldn't have noticed."
"But we still have 9 percent huh?"
"Ok, ok we need a plan. We shouldn't make dad noti-"
"DAD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!"
"MIKEY!"
Raph quickly shuts Mikey's mouth
"Oh hey dad, Mikey was gonna tell... Uh-"
"Move on big one, I can't watch my favorite ad."
"Oh ok..?"
Leo steps forward, leans to Splinter
"Well, dad how can we fix something... Holy? Yeah, I guess kinda holy."
"Yeah and definitely we didn't do anything."
Raph hits Donnie's back of the head
"Auch- I didn't even say anything!"
Well, Splinter had enough, his boys don't let him watch ad marathon
So he just throws them to their mother
"Mom? You mean Big Mama?"
"No other one."
Other one. OTHER ONE?!
Everybody is screaming in chaos
Splinter writes your address and kicks them from home
Yeah, 9 percent chance happened and Splinter didn't notice anything
While they are walking to your home, bros trying to imagine how you look like
"She definitely looks like us! Maybe she knows how to make pizza too, April's mom knows it."
"Yeah, maybe she is an old lady like... This tall?"
"Or maybe she left us without saying anything."
Leo notices the mood of the conversation getting cold, so he just searches for something to break this mood
"Look guys! We are here!"
"Ok, who is gonna 'nock the door?"
"I vote for Raph."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"Damn it. I knew it." He starts smelling bad because of stress and doesn't want to meet his own mother smelling like a seafood
Raph tries to knock on the door but wow hah- he is so anxious so he literally punches it to the floor
"Wow, how strong man you are."
DRAGON?
RAPH
Ok, first of all he forgets how he embarrassed after seeing his own mom
At first he can't talk, he wants to but brain is refusing
He tries to explain who are them
Even if his brothers keep interrupting
He hugs you slowly, doesn't know where to put his hands
After some time he gets comfortable with you and comes to your place so often
Drinking tea after some lessons is his favorite way to spend time with you
Like he is angry at his brothers or he just wanna see you, he comes to drink tea
Sometimes he just sits and starts venting about how disappointment as a leader
You are here to rub his shell and tell it it's not the truth
Btw you are his new role model fighter
He is willing to take lessons after meeting you
He likes your hugs, he knows you are not like his family with no soft skin. So he can hug you how much he wants
This boy just loves his new mom
LEO
This guy is shaking because of excitement
He is the one who interrupts Raph the most among them
He is trying to act cool, and wanna show how he looks good to his mom
But he gets emotional very quickly
He'll push all your brothers and sit next to you
And tell you all the things you don't even need to know
After getting a real mom-son relationship he will talk about his feelings to you more than anyone
Because sometimes brothers and dad aren't the best choices to talk about "boring" things
Now it is time to show his favorite movie series to his mom
Well, the show causes blood spurting from your eye but after seeing how Leo is happy because he can share his interest with his parent, you decide not to talk
He will act like a child going to daycare and doesn't want to leave her mother
"Ok, ok you can go first. I have very very very serious things to talk about with mom. Not you Donnie."
And you two play UNO
DONNIE
He doesn't know what to feel
Like he is angry and happy at the same time
He just doesn't wanna hug you until why you didn't show up
His heart is broken like you were just sitting dojo for years and not searching for them
He didn't even know he had a mother
Well after learning your logical reason, he slowly starts talking about everything
You earned his trust and love
He just wanna show and make you understand how perfect he is
But after telling how cool he is, his eyes get wet
Well, at home nobody says something like that because they are used to it
"DID YOU HEAR THAT MICHEAL?"
After your praise he starts working more
He's not someone who likes physical affection anyway, but he really needs time to hug you.
Donnie likes when you watch him while working, yes it is kinda stressing but he feels proud
You come to his room and give him a fruit plate while he is working new invention
"Mom, I can't eat while working."
"No."
MIKEY
THİS İS SO SWEET
You look so sweet, he runs to you and hugs you
You didn't even remember him, who is that child??
But after remembering who were, your heart is quickly warming up to Mikey
He will not ask why you didn't show up, this is not the right time to ask
He will spend now the time he couldn't spend in other years
You two gonna hold hands and wander through all the side streets of the hidden city
Mikey gonna draw you so much, that you can hear the sound of his pencil rubbing against the paper next to you while meditating
The next day he sees his picture framed on the wall
His mother is so lovely and cool, why dad didn't talk about her?
Maybe you broke up not very friendly
He will here to fix that
FAMILY DINNER TIME!
Even Draxum is here
I hope that night ends well 🙏
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt x reader#tmnt x reader#rottmnt#rottmnt headcanons#tmnt headcanons#donatello x reader#leonardo x reader#raphael x reader#michelangelo x reader#mikey x reader#donnie x reader#leo x reader#raph x reader
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