#America explain

[rookinthecrownest]

Hey chat genuine question but how are Rook and Co. getting communications/missives from the real world to the Lighthouse are the candlehops running through the eluvians and back like -

[rachelamberish]

girl what do you mean it doesnt matter that bethany is literally a warden and AT Weisshaupt what do you mean it doesnt matter that my warden is alive and searching for a cure for the blight what do you mean it doesnt matter that alistair is the king of ferelden and leliana is divine girl WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT MATTER THAT MORRIGAN HAS A SON AND HAWKE WAS LEFT IN THE FADE PRESUMED DEAD AND MY INQUISITOR DRANK FROM THE WELL OF SORROWS HELLO????

[blossoms-phan]

im really so normal about the implication of ordering room service and dan probably expecting some muesli and fresh cut fruit only to be presented with Frosted Flakes and a banana and fucking CREAMER 💀💀💀

[azrielsbreedingkink]

If Elain isn’t the next FMC, why did BOTH ACOSF bonus chapters include her or conversations about her?

If Azriel isn’t the next MMC, why did we have his POV in one of those chapters? And it is explicitly shown that they have feelings for each other.

[laurancezvhalkisser]

Did I miss something or does it make no sense that Vylad and Zane are in the same year group / grade in phoenix drop high yet somehow Vylad is Zane’s half brother? The timing apart with the timing of their births between each other makes little sense unless Zianna had them precisely back to back which also would make very little sense as to why one of them wouldn’t be a year below the other. At least from memory, Zane is a freshman in PDH s1 and Vylad transfers into his class, so unless I missed a minute detail or line it shouldn’t work like that. Is Vylad just THAT smart that he was bumped up to the same level as Zane or is this Jess’ timeline of events colliding once again?? Please tell me I’m trying to write for my garrance fic and I cannot make sense of this.

[blood-red-ocean]

Now as an Australian I may not know much about US Politics but SURELY this cannot be correct

0% votes for either of them, not a single area coloured red or blue, but he automatically won Utah?? Am I missing something???

[oblivious-aro]

Hey, remember that weird misogynistic quote from Danny Phantom I mentioned?

You'll never believe what Walmart.com is selling on their shirts.

[pandemonium108]

“Except—only a few months before, this Gansey had reached into the dark uncertainty of the future, stretching for the promise of a sword, and had instead pulled out a mirror.”

[sexynugget]

i need a directors commentary on this tour so they can explain. explain to me why.

[nubuckleather]

also gotta say i don’t get the childcare premise? so morgan’s got the lapd paying her ex-husband/biological father of two of her three kids and step father of the third to watch them while she’s working cases? is that allowed? why is he calling it being a manny when they’re his own damn kids?

[runawaymarbles]

Slaying: Good ✅

Being on fire: Good ✅

Killing it: Good ✅

Crushing it: Good ✅

Fucking it: Bad ⛔️ :(

[ikkesola]

No because the sheer amount of ads on American TV is mental … and THEYRE SO FUCKING LONG TOO WTF

[therealvalkyrie]

if alice cullen can see the future why didn’t she predict and prevent 9/11🤨🤨🤨

[bonniesjosie]

the vampire diaries 1.01 vs legacies 3.14

[incredibly-delirious-biznasty]

Hey, maybe I’m missing something in the whole “Trump is arguing he’s immune to prosecution because he was president” situation but doesn’t it say RIGHT FUCKING HERE IN THE GODDAMN CONSTITUTION

TRANSCRIPTION: “Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.”

Constitution of the United States, Article 1, Section 3

Does that… not say all that needs to be said on the matter? I’m honestly baffled.

[ginger-grimm]

YOU CAN'T TAKE CHICAGO MED AWAY FROM ME FOR TIL JANUARY. NOT WHEN IT'S MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. AHHHHH.