#America explain

[rachelamberish]

girl what do you mean it doesnt matter that bethany is literally a warden and AT Weisshaupt what do you mean it doesnt matter that my warden is alive and searching for a cure for the blight what do you mean it doesnt matter that alistair is the king of ferelden and leliana is divine girl WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESNT MATTER THAT MORRIGAN HAS A SON AND HAWKE WAS LEFT IN THE FADE PRESUMED DEAD AND MY INQUISITOR DRANK FROM THE WELL OF SORROWS HELLO????

[blossoms-phan]

im really so normal about the implication of ordering room service and dan probably expecting some muesli and fresh cut fruit only to be presented with Frosted Flakes and a banana and fucking CREAMER 💀💀💀

[that-rad-jewish-girl]

So I am confusion:

Why are Assad and Hadid sisters brown, but Mizrahi Jew is not brown?

America explain! Explain!

What do you mean “white colonizer”?!

[blood-red-ocean]

Now as an Australian I may not know much about US Politics but SURELY this cannot be correct

0% votes for either of them, not a single area coloured red or blue, but he automatically won Utah?? Am I missing something???

[oblivious-aro]

Hey, remember that weird misogynistic quote from Danny Phantom I mentioned?

You'll never believe what Walmart.com is selling on their shirts.

[pandemonium108]

“Except—only a few months before, this Gansey had reached into the dark uncertainty of the future, stretching for the promise of a sword, and had instead pulled out a mirror.”

[sexynugget]

i need a directors commentary on this tour so they can explain. explain to me why.

[ikkesola]

No because the sheer amount of ads on American TV is mental … and THEYRE SO FUCKING LONG TOO WTF

[therealvalkyrie]

if alice cullen can see the future why didn’t she predict and prevent 9/11🤨🤨🤨

[bonniesjosie]

the vampire diaries 1.01 vs legacies 3.14

[peachjelliedd]

do y’all ever spend an entire morning thinking about how Steve stared at Eddie’s mouth for like 27 minutes while Eddie was talking about Nancy or is that just me

[eddiespornstache]

also gotta say i don’t get the childcare premise? so morgan’s got the lapd paying her ex-husband/biological father of two of her three kids and step father of the third to watch them while she’s working cases? is that allowed? why is he calling it being a manny when they’re his own damn kids?

[incredibly-delirious-biznasty]

Hey, maybe I’m missing something in the whole “Trump is arguing he’s immune to prosecution because he was president” situation but doesn’t it say RIGHT FUCKING HERE IN THE GODDAMN CONSTITUTION

TRANSCRIPTION: “Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.”

Constitution of the United States, Article 1, Section 3

Does that… not say all that needs to be said on the matter? I’m honestly baffled.

[drunkeddiediaz]

So Maddie speaks Spanish but we never got any scene of her with Eddie?

[starlahuskyz]

I wanted to practice drawing Dwayne then I thought...why tf does Dwayne have a communist flag tucked in his pants?

[flaminghotcheetoos]

random thought, but why do I think Five Hargreeves from Umbrella Academy and Stewie from Family Guy have a same vibe and same level of rage?