#Am I that boring

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[hellosh1ttyy]

When they seem super uninterested so you start asking questions about them and they immediately get excited and start talking again

[oneicedteaplease]

I reread the fanfic that i wrote and i fell asleep

[greykolla-art]

Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

[deterioratingpisces]

Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

[paladin-n-cleric]

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[funsizedshark]

interview with the vampire if it was published in the 70s—wait

inspo under the cut

[iamkittywizard]

POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died

[gatoburr0]

I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.

[gremnda]

i watched last life a few days ago from bdubs' pov and please take this drawing from my hands. they are insane. they're both cold blooded murderers. they love each other so much. i can't think about them too long or i'll perish

[nineraeix]

stupid bastard man (affectionate).

[eydilily]

took a stab at arcane style pearl and etho :J

this was supposed to be a quick(er) study but i ended up coloring it anyway !!! i personally prefer the original grayscale version over the colored ones (especially etho);;

[parisoonic]

can you draw some more medic and pauling...? I would love them just gossiping

have some doodles! Something something patient confidentiality....

[samyazasheaven]

Speaking in the third person... AM -- which is I -- AM is satisfied with the sacrifice. He -- that is to say, I -- will spare the village his -- that is to say, my -- wrath for today. I have -- as I said before -- spoken.

(black and white version under the cut)

[ciearcab]

the universe is, and we are