#Am I that boring
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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I reread the fanfic that i wrote and i fell asleep
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
#grey art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel comic#Oh I am DONE coloring stuff for a while! it’s so boring!#I mean it looks great but I haaaaaate spending time on it!#get used to grayscale stuff for a while#also coloring multiple characters is stupid! no no no.#angel dust#husker#sir pentious#alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin husker#hazbin alastor#god I’m glad to be done with this one
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
#i am BORED can you tell#i’m wearing cuffed baggy jeans w a baggy shirt under a sweater vest. which is my style soemtimes
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
#this isn't sarcasm at all i love to try different tasks i get mediocre at a new thing every year#i love to learn about other people's hobbies!!#i am having a great time#there are so many things to do who can blame me for getting distracted from life tasks that are boring when there are all these fun ones
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Loumand argument, you will always be famous.
#picking lint off the sofa?#but am i as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy?#don’t be afraid just start the tape#iwtv#interview with the vampire#loumand fight#loumand#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv meme#amc iwtv#loumand argument#iwtv s2e5
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interview with the vampire if it was published in the 70s—wait
inspo under the cut
#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#anne rice#the vampire chronicles#my stuff#iwtv art#my art#i am not at all satisfied with these but im also bored so
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POV: AM when he's bored after the other four humans died
#am ihnmaims#am#ihnmaims#bored#i have no mouth and i must scream#ted ihnmaims#justice for ted#great soft jelly thing vibes#bad ending#meme#slime asmr
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I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.
#art#fanart#my art#original art#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#I’m stressed#Splatoon Marie#Marie splatoon#Marie#marie cuttlefish#Splatoon Marie fanart#squid sisters#hypno Marie#hypnomask marie? bc Callie is hypnoshades idunno ugh#I’m gonna rip my eyes out with a spoon this is so awful I HATE THE CLOTHES#I COULDVE DONE BETTER#one thing I do love though is my art style and more especially the shading part#ugh eating my shading#I’m noticing that I didn’t shade some parts lmfao but it’s part of my charm#some things are better left unfinished <3 because I have adhddddd#oni masks oni masks oni masks oni mask oni teeth oni teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth te#don’t ask me why I’m so obsessed with teeth I do not know myself. I just am.#labeling this as ‘something I did when I was bored after having a crisis’ because those are usually not that good.
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stupid bastard man (affectionate).
#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#jonah magnus#inside you there are two wolves#one knows that Elias would wear the most boring suits known to mankind#the other wishes to give him fancy colors and eye motifs#he suggested filing as a form of therapy how am I supposed to justify an emerald suit#he gets a smidge of green#as a treat
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took a stab at arcane style pearl and etho :J
this was supposed to be a quick(er) study but i ended up coloring it anyway !!! i personally prefer the original grayscale version over the colored ones (especially etho);;
#pearlescentmoon#ethoslab#hermitcraft#life series#this was fun!!! ive been having so much fun trying out new things#pearl definitely leans closer to cc!pearl but like . her face is right there and shes gorgeous why change anything#but i am also not a realism artist whatsoever so ... i tried pearl i love you#boo at my boring etho design#i need to think of a better mask design for him but head empty still#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#hc#trafficblr#also fun to paint again#i miss rendering ive just been doing flats
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Speaking in the third person... AM -- which is I -- AM is satisfied with the sacrifice. He -- that is to say, I -- will spare the village his -- that is to say, my -- wrath for today. I have -- as I said before -- spoken.
(black and white version under the cut)
#my art#art#azza txt#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#i have no mouth and i must scream AM#AM#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims am#am ihnmaims#digital art#this took me so long aaaaaAAAAAAA#the wires alone#my god#i totally did not want to color this either lmaokk#gradient map win#anyway fuck this computer guy am i right or am i right?#hehe#nah fuck him#get a glass a water n dump it on his ass#i also wanted to make his logo funky#because i can who cares#his boring ass needs to update his logo anyway#that shit old
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Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.
#he is in loooove with you#crowley x arizaphale#ineffable spouses#ineffable husbands#good omens#Aziraphale could be like “”’hey I saw a cool duck today#and thought of you#and when Crowley’s in That Mood he’d be like oh so you’re bored then#i knowwww it’s easier said than done Crowley#I am begging you to surrender to the mortifying ideal of being liked
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I know it's unpopular but being straight can be a very queer thing. Because trans people exist.
A trans person who's also straight is still queer as fuck and not for the "trans" label alone. You can't separate those labels.
Transhet people are queer and actually very progressive and they're not appreciated enough
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can you draw some more medic and pauling...? I would love them just gossiping
have some doodles! Something something patient confidentiality....
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 miss pauling#testing out a new lineart brush....i realllly like it. its very calligraphic butcan give you interesting looks when you control it more#anyhow IDK if you are even into tf2 anymore with how slow i am answering asks but i had a boring meeting today so could doodle during it#might finish these all off as i see some nice bits here and there in them#lo! behold my really rough sketches lol only the first has had considerable cleanup
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