#Also.... k-kiss👉👈

[aybeebz]

They'd been on many little excursions, both with and without other friends to accompany them. But one thing was certain: Luigi and Daisy seemed to go off with each other more and more frequently.

It was obvious they were each quite fond of one another...or rather something more than just "fond."

Honestly, Luigi was completely smitten with Daisy. Her brashness, her confidence, her bravery... it all left him completely enamored.

So much so that he felt he didn't have the moxie to openly proclaim his adoration to her for the fear of pushing her away. If only he could muster up the courage to open his heart to her. As much as it hurt him, he'd decided not to get his hopes up of ever truly winning her over. It'd be best to keep his mouth shut on the matter.

.....

Little did he know, she had her own thoughts to share on their situation...

Luigi swallowed the growing lump in his throat. Crap, this wasn't right at all! Had he really given the impression that he was disinterested in her? It never occurred to him that she might read his attempt at modesty as a rebuttal of affections. As difficult as it was, he listened patiently as she continued.

"Then again, I know you're shy and soft spoken. Heh, hell, that's honestly one of the things I love about you. You're this sweet, sensitive, all around genuine fella... That's not something I've seen very often. That's part of what drew me to you..."

"But.... I've also noticed you seem to try to accommodate other's needs and wants... Even if it takes away from you, yourself... The last thing I'd want to do is take advantage of that. I absolutely do NOT want to drag you into something you're not interested in. So I-... I-I guess what I'm trying to say is that... I want to know your true feelings... I'd like to know formally if you'd actually..," she paused, biting her lower lip almost bashfully, "want to be in a relationship with me..."

His heart sank with every word that came out of her mouth. Because his feelings for her WERE very strong... So strong that he wasn't entirely sure how to express them verbally. Sure he hadn't made blatant statements of his affection out loud, but his reasoning was simply that...

He never actually thought his feelings would be reciprocated.

And so he kept those feelings inside, to not be known by anyone but himself. Granted, his brother could read him like a book(and vice versa), but to her? His silence was just that; Silence. Meaning now he had to clarify what his true thoughts were about this spitfire of a lady he'd grown to swoon over.

A task easier said than done.

"So please, Luigi... Spare my feelings. And be honest. How do you really feel... about me?.."

He steeled himself as he tried to think of how he wanted to word what he had to say.

"Princess, I-"

"Just Daisy."

"I- Uh?.."

She shifted her stance uncomfortably. "We're way past formalities, aren't we? Please just call me by my name."

Luigi nodded. "Y-yes, yes, you're right." He took a second to clear his throat. "Daisy... I know I've not been very, eh... Direct with you. A-And I'm so sorry for that. I never, NEVER meant to make you think that I don't enjoy your company... I actually enjoy it a lot, honestly."

He fidgeted in place for a moment, trying to assess the vibe of the space they occupied. Daisy remained in her guarded position, brows still furrowed ever slightly. A shiver went down his spine.

'The way she can intimidate a person by looks alone... What a woman~💞' he thought, briefly.

"You have this, ah...," he gestured his hands in a circle motion as he tried to think of the word, "I don't know... this presence about you that is so strong, so fierce... A-And you have this passion for living life to the fullest, facing everything head on without fear... I may not be saying this correctly but..."

"...."

"You're one of a kind, Daisy. Deserving of so much more than... than an awkward tinker that doesn't know what he's talking about... I could never imagine that someone as amazing as you are... would settle for a klutz like me..."

Her expression softened as she uncrossed her arms. "You're not a ''klutz,'' Luigi..," she chuckled, "I mean, you might be a little clumsy, maybe a little awkward, but that's not a bad thing. If anything, I find it endearing. I like that you're not perfect." She smiled up at him fondly. "... that you're authentically yourself. That's more than enough for me."

Luigi's face flushed at that last statement. It took him a second to realize he'd gone silent again. He cleared his throat again. "Okay... rambling over... You deserve to hear what I've neglected to tell you."

"And that is..?" Daisy quietly asked, eyes wide in anticipation.

Taking a long, deep breath, he gingerly placed his hands on her shoulders. He tried desperately to swallow his nerves.

"Prin- Ah-... Daisy. I... I..."

He could feel the color rush to his cheeks as he sputtered. He panicked. Why NOW of all times was he drawing a blank?

"I... I uh..."

Daisy's intense, waiting gaze didn't quite help his nerves. If anything, it made it so much harder to speak his mind.

'SAY SOMETHING YOU FOOL!!' he screamed at himself internally. There had to be some way to convey his feelings clearly!

"Um...."

......

Before he could think, his hand gently traveled up her arm, past her shoulder until it caressed her face...

and then-

His heart raced. The rush of sheer bliss that clouded his mind was unreal. To hold the woman he adored so close, so intimately was.... pure ecstasy~

But all too soon he suddenly snapped back to himself.... 'Oh no... Oh no! Did I overstep?? Was this unwarranted?? What have I done?? She's gonna be so angry with me!! I have to apologize!! Oh stars, I've ruined everything!!' his mind was flooded with thoughts of regret and embarrassment.

But before he could pull away to explain himself, to express how ashamed he was... he felt her warm hands resting atop of his wrists, steadying them. Glancing up momentarily, he realized she was leaning her weight ever so slightly into him as her soft lips pressed against his own.

She was... Kissing him back?

Huh... Maybe This was the right call after all?

His eyelids slid closed and he allowed himself to enjoy the intimate moment.

They stayed like that for what felt like an eternity.

After a few moments, Luigi finally pulled back to look her in the eyes. With a new vigor in his demeanor, he knew exactly the words that truly described his feelings for the princess of Sarasaland.

"I love you, Daisy..."

In wonderment, she stared back at him. Then a sweet, yet sly smirk crept across her lips. "Well I'm glad the feeling's mutual... cuz I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't kiss you like that again~💕"

It seemed that FINALLY, their relationship could officially be considered solidified❤️

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Get your hands outta his pants!???😭

Why are they both so horny is this😭😭😭

Also it's really funny cause, Mammon's like "k-kiss in front of p-people👉👈😳😵‍💫" but also is like "yes let's fuck in this public dressing room😃"

[herecomethatboi]

✨SFW alphabet with Ghostface✨

(if anyone wants other characters let me know

👉👈)

A: Affectionate (How affectionate are they? How do they show their affection?)

Danny loves PDA. Would have you around 24/7 of you would let him. He loves big gestures and would go out of his way to make you feel like royalty.

Danny made collage of the two of you (with the polaroid pictures he took), since the begining of your relationship for your one year anniversary.

B: Best thing about you (What they think is the best thing about you)

Your smile. No matter if it's crooked, if you have a gap between your teeth, if you have wrinkles. He. Doesn't. Care.

You're gorgeous, and your genuine smile is the highlight of his life. Everytime he sees it, he falls in love all over again.

C: Cuddle (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Danny will cling onto you like a koala, let him, otherwise he will whine. He loves softly caressing your back and shoulders while doing so.

He also will fall asleep wrapped around you while watching horror movies.

"He's seen worse gore" As he says.

D: Domestic (Do they wanna settle down)

He loves fun in his life, and he knows what his... "job" includes the possibility of getting caught.

Danny doesn't care, he's selfish in that part.

He loves you, and you have his soul and heart in the palm of your hand.

So, he wouldn't exactly consider a big wedding, never did, but he would proudly put a ring on your finger, or get matching necklaces, earrings, bracelets, whatever you fancy. Whatever it takes to make strangers know you and him belong together.

E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner how would they do it)

Danny never told you about his "other job". So, he would feel confident that his secret is safe.

He would approach the break up based on how things between you two had been for the last few days, weeks, even months, years.

Danny would try to communicate, but he has anger issues, so, there could be yelling and slamming doors.

Not a pretty break up, that's for sure.

F: Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment, are they willing to get married)

As I mentioned before, no wedding, but rings? He loves them. Matching ones? Even better.

The best part about it is that he can easily hide it with his gloves, so the ring can stay on forever.

He wants to melt the ring onto his finger forever, but it would mess with mobility, so that has to wait until he's old.

G: Gentle (How gentle are they emotionally and physically)

Danny is an energy bomb. But there are days where he just wants to be soft, put on a movie and bask in your warmth.

He can be wild, but with you? He wouldn't even dare touch you, unless consent was given.

H: Hugs (Do they like hugs, what are their hugs like)

Danny LOVES hugs. He would randomly hug you out of the blue. Even if you two had a fight or a disagreement, he would just hug you quickly and leave you be, if you're not ready to talk.

He usually wraps his arms around you, however you're comfortable and lay his head against yours.

I: I love you (How fast do they say i love you)

We could say he's in love since the start, but is scared to actually say it out loud, since then it would become a reality.

He blurs it out when the two of you were baking and he just... He looked into your eyes and knew this was the right time.

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when jealous)

Danny is obsessed. He would just smile and hold your arm or rest his palm on your ass (and squeez it, if the person doesn't get the memo).

He would plan a whole torture for that person, but if you take care of the problem he would fall on his knees at home and thank you repeatedly for choosing him over someone better.

You have to remind him sometimes he's more than enough, and wouldn't choose anyone else.

He's insecure uwu👉👈

K: Kisses (Where do they kiss you, what are they like, where do they like to be kissed?)

He loves kissing you on the lips.

If you have freckles, moles, scars, stretchmarks or visible veins that could make you a little bit insecure about your body, he would try to kiss the worries away.

You're worth than what you think, and he would remind you over and over again as long as he's alive.

L: Little ones (How good are they around kids?)

Hell nah. He adopted the Legion. Those are enough kids for him.

If you want one or more... Well... He's too anxious to be a father, especially with his "hobbies" and anger issues.

If you don't, well then please help him with Frank, that little shit gets on his nerves.

M: Mornings (How mornings are spent with them)

You wake up, he's cuddling you and not letting you go, until you tell him you have to pee. Then he makes you promise you'll return.

If you do, more cuddling and morning naps.

If not, he will find you, and drag you back to bed, then fall asleep on top of you.

N: Nights (How are nights spent with them)

He usually does a full 30 minute skincare routine that you may or may not join in on.

He makes sure to check himself out then check you out, call you his "one and only sexy bae".

Danny then flops on the bed and makes grabby hands toward you to join him.

O: Open (How quickly do they reveal things about themselves)

Danny spills every trauma, bad experience, relationships, friendships in the first 15 minutes of you two meeting.

He then would talk about different cameras, how they work, why they work like that, how the lenses can influense the quality of the pictures he takes.

A whole 2 hour rant about flat-earthers and stupid people.

You know, the usual.

P: Patience (Do they get angered easily?)

Yepp. But he's more patient with you, and you help him with his anger a lot. Even if you have anger issues as well, the two of you clash just the right way.

Danny, by your recommendation, went to therapy. Which helped a little.

He did choke the first one because he didn't like her judging some decisions he made.

"Accidents happen, sad :(" is the text he sent you after you sent him the news article about "the end of a well respected psychologist".

R: Remember (What's their favorite memory in your relationship)

The first time he's seen you laugh like crazy until you couldn't breathe. He too, was loosing oxygen from laughing so much, that he forgot what the Hell the two of you were laughing about.

S: Security (How protective are they?)

If he senses danger, he's as close to you as possible. He knows he can protect you, and knows that you can protect yourself as well. It's a team effort, to make sure both of you are safe.

He made you learn self-defence, how to hold a knife and stab/slash if you have to.

T: Try ( How much effort they put in)

Danny tries his best.

He himself might not be the best person, far from it actually, but he tries to make special events, celebrations just as special as you.

U: Ugly (ugly trait of theirs)

His anger issues. It can be messy.

He can be a little too much as well, but everytime you tell him to back off, he does without question.

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks)

Danny doesn't care what others think how he looks, except you, and if you find him attractive then he has no care in the world.

He also has a whole routine to maintain his body and flawless skin, so he takes care of himself and actually loves how he looks.

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely.

When the Entity took him, he felt excited, but alone and empty without you.

So the Entity spawned you there with being the only non-killer and non-killable person there. Why did I say it like that? Because you're not a survivor.

Entity-mama gave special treatment to her favourite pet, so it works out for her, Danny and you.

So, he literally can't function without you.

Y: Yuck (Something they wouldn't like in partner or in general)

If you point out his flaws everytime. Like his anger. He knows it's bad, don't mention it.

But you're not like that.

...

Right?

Z: Zzz (Their sleeping habits)

He could sleep through an atomic bombing.

Danny sometimes snores softly. Or murmur something about you smelling nice, like a love infused cheesecake.

...Don't ask.

[ronearoundblindly]

"K" for jake jensen pls? 🥺👉👈

- @buckymorelikefuckme ♥️♥️♥️

Awwww, yissssss.

From this dirty ask game which has fully consumed me for two days and I'm not mad about it. Generally not suitable for kids or people with morals or those fond of grammatical standards. MINORS DNI.

K - Kissing

Whoa. Babe. He's into it. He's into it all.

There are a bunch of places that will make Jake giggle when you kiss him there. His love-handles are ticklish, he goes kinda nuts around his neck (in a good way since he blushes every time without fail), and his whole body will start to shake if you show enough attention to his inner thighs. That's the fucking best though because blowjobs are the most exquisite torture for this man. If you so much as mention that you're thinking about going down on him, his leg starts bouncing. Won't stop. He needs it.

On you, particularly? Everywhere. The back of your neck at the hairline is a personal fave. He could either be giving you a lovely hug or giving it to you fast, deep, and dirty from behind. Great options. Why not both?

He also kisses and nips at your hip, right on the juncture of your thigh and mound while he finger-fucks you. It's particularly unbelievable when he's doing it to avoid sucking on your clit so that you'll beg. Gah! What're you supposed to do to train this man?? Tease.

Now: marking.

He plays up how much it hurts when you do give him a hickey, but that's just at the moment it happens. He waited too long as an awkward nerd to not proudly display that he has sex. You hear that world? Jake Jensen has SEX. Lots of it. And his Smee even says HE'S GOOD AT IT!

So there.

Thank you for asking!

A/n: omg did I just make Pirate Jake into Captain Hook and then hc that he names you after his literal FIRST MATE??? Wow. Wow. No more bourbon and lemonade for Ro. Woof.

[Main Masterlist; Light Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

[cherubdollyy]

NSFW ABC - Michael Myers

18+ MDNI - AN: reader is gender neutral/no pronouns. CW: really soft c n c - domination + BD SM - violence and gore - knife play - choking, slapping etc - slight voyeurism 

I reeeeealllllly enjoyed writing this one even though Michael isn't even my fave (sorry mm fans)

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) - A little cold and awkward at first but eventually he'll put an arm around you and just accept you cuddling up to him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) - He's come to love his eyes. He always thought of his stare as cold and monstrous, another weapon for him to use, but the way you look straight into his soul and aren't scared away is something he adores. The same goes for you, he loves your eyes, how innocent they can be. Looking at the world with kindness and seeing beauty where he couldn't.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) - He's kind of a neat freak so he doesn't like leaving a mess. He'll lick up every drop from you until you're ready to cum all over again. He loves forcing his load down the back of your throat so you have to swallow every last drop.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - He doesn't keep these things secret because he's ashamed, they're just things you haven't discovered yet. He'll watch you through your windows, he'll follow you to make sure you're okay. He'll take your underwear with him so it's like you're always there and after a killing he'll wrap them round his cock and and masturbate with them. He does have a fantasy of following you after work at night and grabbing you aside to have his way with you but he doesn't want to scare you off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) - He's seen people having sex but until now he's never done it himself. I feel like he's tried  to with victims but with all the screaming he just ends up shutting them up with a knife to the vocal chords and not bothering. Let's face it, he doesn't really have the social skills.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) - Anything dominant. As boring as it sounds he really does love missionary and the way he grabs your wrists with one hand and your throat with the other, nothing could be hotter. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - He has his funny little moments but he's very deadpan (remember the sheet with the glasses, he's a goofy boy.)

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - He keeps things quite trim down there. Same goes for his nails, beard etc and he has a little shower routine 👉👈 Gets his soap and washcloth, his razor and his towel neatly folded ready for a bath after a night of killing. I like to imagine that he's interested in your face masks and you rope him into doing them every week. It's come to be something he secretly really enjoys. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - He's quite cold and domineering, pushing and pulling you into whatever position he wants you in. But occasionally  in these moments of lust he'll brush the hair out of your face or linger on your lips a little longer after you kiss him. It's these moments you know, that he's never shared with anyone else, that are him showing his love to you in a way so deep he can't express it verbally. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) - We already know about the underwear situation but other than that he doesn't masturbate much. He has a mutual masturbation kink where he'll pretend to hide in the wardrobe and watch you walk over to your bed, pleasuring yourself and calling out his name gripping the sheets as you reach your climax. All the while he's tucked away amongst your clothes pumping furiously to your moans. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) - Domination. BDSM. He loves to control you, have power over you and see you helplessly tied up waiting to receive whatever he's about to do to you. He loves knife play. Tracing his blade up and down, gently at first and then more and more, drawing blood from your soft supple skin. Hearing you whimper as he slices gently into you, knowing you can't see for the blindfold. Choking you, edging you, getting to the point of breaking you and that's when he'll untie you, free you of your bonds and give you your release. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) - Pretty much just in the house as he thinks of it as your territory, mainly in the bedroom but also the living room. He'll walk in covered in blood, knife dropping to the floor and stride over to where you're cosied up on the couch reading a book and you get butterflies knowing what's about to go down. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - After a kill can be a nerve wracking time for him because he has all this excess energy to get out and one way he knows to  is to have you. He tends to worry that he'll hurt you as he kind of blacks out during these periods but the touch of your hand on his face brings him back to reality and you always know just what to do to help him get his release. 

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn-offs) - He is never letting the tables get turned on him. There's no way you're going to be tying him up and dominating him. Any time you try and tease him by pulling away from his cock and giving the head soft kisses, looking up at him with knowing eyes, he'll grab your hair and use you to finish himself off making you gag on his length as punishment. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - He tends to prefer getting head over giving it but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy going down on you too. He tends to prefer using his hands over his mouth so he can choke and slap you as you cum. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - Fast, hard and powerful. He knows how to use slow strokes to drive you insane, using his overwhelming strength to hold your hips in place so you can't take control. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - He comes across things in victims homes that he'll tell you about as a "What is this?" and "How do we use it?". If he likes the sound of it you'd order one of your own to play with and you notice on the days when you're waiting for it to arrive he's the one sprinting to the door when the post arrives. The disappointment on his still face is so obvious to you when it's just a bill in his hands, he shoves it over a little rougher than he meant. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - Michael is actually very careful with you. He's very methodical when setting up and he's aware of the human body. He's aware that he's much stronger than the average man, he knows how much is too much. Sometimes getting you tied up takes so long that's the part he loves. Slowly moving around the room while you're lying there helpless and blindfolded, not knowing when he's going to attack. Sometimes he never does and lets you lie there dripping. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - He has inhuman strength and regeneration powers so he could literally go forever. Honestly it's over when he's done. Sometimes it's quick and he's satisfied. Sometimes a victim gets away or he's interrupted and he needs the whole night to take out his frustrations on you. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - You might mention things to him, explain what you want to try out and he'd be more than happy to oblige. You soon realised he has a way with being dominant and favours having control over you. Whether it's through mental games or physical means. He particularly likes edging you with vibrators etc while you're tied up.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - He likes playing games with you. Not overtly sexual, telling you to stay put and wait for him until he gets back which turns out to be hours later. You're so grateful to finally see him and get your reward but he goes to the bathroom to clean up and you can't do anything but stand there, aching for him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - He's fairly quiet but as he thrusts harder his breathing gets heavier, moaning briefly into your skin, growling even, like a low purr.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) - He's very protective of you and he'll tail you when you're going to work etc. You won't notice him at first but after a little while you'll catch on but keep it to yourself because it makes him feel needed and you appreciate the gesture.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) - He's fairly lean, very strong with a somewhat toned body. He's LONG, like even when he's soft he's packing!!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - He's not a super cuddly and affectionate person but he is pretty needy when it comes to you. Once he starts exploring with you and knowing what you like he wants it a lot. It's a good outlet for him but he also loves to make you feel good. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward) - He often stays awake for a while, lying there while you fall asleep on his chest. He's a bit on alert after being so vulnerable and he wants to protect you and your space so he stays up for a bit and maybe wanders around the house whilst being butt ass naked of course.

[smimon]

could corn pea käärijä have a lil smooch please 👉👈 (as long as giant K doesn't accidentally eat him 😨 so maybe an air kiss in this case)

& i would also like to see sweet Chelsea be given a lil kiss on her pretty head 🥰

Yes yes protect the little one! Air kiss for him 😙

And another kiss for our queen Chelsea 🥰

Thank you! 💚

[viperwhispered]

New fic idea: Jamil VS the ex

Context: Jamil and s/o have been dating for while. Things are going great and everyone is just happy. There are no real jealousy issues on either side cause they trust each other and Jamil is confident he's the best catch around. If there is any jealousy, they talk it out like mature human beings since being petty doesn't solve anything. Though there is defintley possessiveness, it never leaves the bedroom and they both enjoy it.

Introducing the ex: just a complete toxic dump. As in, shitty romance novels stereotypical male lead toxic dump. Just controlling, verbally/emotionally abusive, physically intimidates people, tries to use sex to fix things, doesn't know when to leave their exes alone, gets physical with love rivals, etc. For reference feel free to look at Christian Grey from 50 Shades, Hardin Scott from After, and Edward Cullen from Twilight. Honestly it didn't last more than a week yet the ex continued to stalk our poor reader and ruin any attempt at a finding a new lover.

Cue them getting to NRC and finally having a chance at a relationship with our boy Jamil. But unfortunately all good things must come to an end when reader invites Jamil home to meet their family. Let's say that if the reader is not from TWST then they have a way to dimension travel and the family is in on it.

Jamil is quickly welcomed into the family and they make it clear that he's the best boyfriend the reader has had so far. The reader and their family are quick to warn Jamil about the ex and the sabotages. He learns the details from his albi's angry rants about all the bullshit this guy did.

At one point the reader turns to him and goes: "you have my permission to be as much of a possessive scheming bastard as you want. Ruin his reputation, frame him, humiliate him, I don't care! He's messed with my life far too much for me to care about him anymore. If we run into him, feel free to shove it in his face that I am yours. Hold me, kiss me, leave hickies, whatever! I trust you to know my boundaries and when to do it. Hell, if you manage to get rid of him, then we might as well skip the formalities and go straight to the alter."

Cue Jamil plotting:

1. Get the ego boost from going PDA in front of your lover’s ex. Note: make sure beloved is wearing his hoodie/jersey for maximum boost.

2. Get rid of the abusive ex who's been harming his beloved for YEARS.

3. Plan the wedding.

Meanwhile, the reader is just enjoying the extra affection while munching popcorn as their dear boyfriend gets rid of the biggest nuisance in their life. Yes they get turned on by it, especially the smirk. They're planning to thoroughly spoil him when this is over, both in and out of the bedroom.

Bonus: in your professional opinion, what route would Jamil take to get rid of the ex and how sadistic does he get?

Hasdkföjask yes just let Jamil loose on the problem and enjoy the fireworks.

Also hasdfads in my professional opinion, huh? I feel honored. 🥺👉👈

Oop this got long so below the cut it goes.

(Also boy am I glad the ex did not get to do too much lasting damage to reader’s ability to have a healthy relationship. Jamil already has enough baggage for both of them to go through. Still, someone get a restraining order on that ex, stat.)

“Yes they get turned on by it, especially the smirk.” Just… too true. Man’s just way too hot when he’s all confident and cocky I swear.

Also ngl this brand of possessive I can definitely get behind.

Also I love that tasklist, just not sure which one I love more, the note to task 1 or just the entirety of task 3. Tho of course, Jamil being Jamil (and I may or may not be projecting here) I’m sure there’d be plenty of subtasks / -steps to each of these.

(Also sidenote yes Jamil definitely would know how to turn up the charm for the in-laws for extra approval points. What a charming well-behaved young man, just delightful 😇)

Now, the options coming to my mind are:

Something “private”: only the ex (and reader) needs to know what happened exactly, but it’s enough to spook the ex and keep him in line. (I mean, getting snake whispered? Should be pretty scary, especially depending on what Jamil does with it. Oh boy, the potential.)

Something public: ruin this guy’s image, future prospects, credit score, everything, make everyone see him for the cretin he is. Might cause backlash depending on just how concerning this guy is, but also long-lasting consequences.

Ignore the gnat, just rub things in his face by just being super sweet and loveydovey wherever he happens to be without ever directly confronting him because he’s not worth the effort (not too likely, Jamil’s definitely way too petty (or incensed) to just leave it at that).

Now, getting information on people may be Azul’s specialty, but I’m sure Jamil won’t have too much trouble finding out enough (like where the ex works, lives, stuff like that. If this is a different world (or even just different country), I’m sure reader can help him with the details of what is possible and all).

And by the sounds of things, this particular jerkwad is bound to turn up anyway. So maybe it’s just a case of waiting and being ready, setting up the favorable circumstances.

So Jamil and s/o would be going out and about. Maybe to the shops, maybe just a walk outside, whatever they know is likely to land them on the ex’s path.

The thing about the hoodie is that it’s not necessarily obvious (to the ex) that it belongs to Jamil, rather than you. So he’d probably go for the jersey (since that name obviously isn’t yours (at least yet)), or weather permitting he’d only loan out his hoodie to you at an opportune time.

Like, as soon as you two realize the ex is around, you’re all oh, it sure is a little chilly isn’t it, have my hoodie my dear, it’ll keep you warm. Cue makeout session (and definitely no smug glances from Jamil to the ex, no siree. Nothing of the sort when he holds you tighter, pulls you closer, lets his hands trail along your back, into your back pockets or perhaps even under your shirt. Definitely.).

When ex comes over, you’re conveniently in a public place (probably conveniently within sight of cameras, too, so there’d be something on record to go to authorities with, if needed, and for extra consequences).

I’m thinking Jamil might be all “innocent”, at least overtly (and as much as he can hold himself back - he’s used to mingling with the high and mighty and keeping face, but this is more personal) - tho there might be some underhanded barbs with plausible deniability, or just all the casual things about how you’re Jamils and how you’ve been together for however long and how Jamil just met your parents etc. Basically just reminding the ex of what he can’t have.

Tho once Jamil distances himself (and you), from the guy, I could see Jamil going to somewhere more secluded (with or without you, depending on how you agreed in advance). And if and when the ex follows, he gets a very different side of Jamil. Sharp tongue, no holds barred, told in no uncertain terms how pathetic and despicable he is, and to keep away from you, your family, and anyone else who has any connection to you. But especially you.

The only problem I have is thinking of just what he’d do to seal the deal. I mean, probably Jamil would make the guy do something bad / unpleasant with snake whisper. Like, make the dude do something humiliating, film it and leave it on his phone for him to find later? Make him go out into the crowds to make a fool out of himself? (Perhaps in a location with his friends / family / whatever around?) Get him to send some very terrible messages to some folks?

I think I’m a bit too nice to think of just how far Jamil could go, and snake whisper does have its limitations, too. Like to really ruin someone, you need to do something more impactful than just one unfortunate action.

(I mean I suppose maybe he could make the dude kill someone and go to prison for that but yeah let’s not.) Robbery, tho? I’m sure there’s some sort of a crime we can squeeze out of the guy that would not be too bad for bystanders (not that Jamil would be that bothered, tbh) but would still be enough of a consequence, and which could still be achieved with snake whisper.

That, or just make the guy walk into a cesspit or something, especially if it’s right before something important.

I’m kinda just spitting this out (and brain’s a bit fried) but also this was such a juicy concept I had to jump on it.

Honestly I feel like there’d be so much more to be said just for the PDA part and the possessiveness and protectiveness Jamil would feel and everything else, and maybe I’ll get back to that another time.

Did you have any particular thoughts of how you think it might go?

[maochira]

k-kunigami holding his s/o bridal style. 👉👈

REAL REAL CANON REAL

Request open! - masterlist

Tags: gn!reader x Kunigami, established relationship, fluff

Kunigami LOVES to carry you bridal style whenever he gets the chance to. He adores the blush on your cheels and he just can't resist placing kisses all over your face, mostly your lips and cheeks. Carrying you like this makes him feel like he's protecting you because he can hold you so close to himself. He always makes sure to have a good grip on you so you won't fall, but also not too hard to not make you uncomfortable. His heartbeat goes absolutely crazy if you wrap your arms around him for extra support.

He picks you up like this all the time. He's fine with carrying you in other ways as well, but bridal style is his all-time favourite. It's something he's always done since the beginning of your relationship.

If you stayed the night at his place or he at yours, he picks you up like that to get you out of bed if you don't want to. He's extra gentle if you're still sleepy!! He wants you to wake up but also doesn't want to get you into a grumpy mood.

[majosullivan]

Castle Swimmer Dashboard Simulator 2

🔄 gay-ass-seagrass reblogged sandyshells

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Threre are ha;ir thi eves haeving sex ;;; in my castsle’swalls sned help

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There are hair thieves having sex in our walls and now I’m getting fucking HECKLED

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This has to be the funniest reason I seen for accusing a post for being fake cause like…it implies that they thought it is simply impossible for anyone here to be the same age or have similar usernames imao

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I can’t believe that out of all things, I’m being accused of lying about my castle having hair thieves infestation. I don’t think some of you guys understand just how much of a nightmare it is t;o ha e (32$$:?2 s)3$:!/@“/ svehiwsjlajwvdbk

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Op? Op are you good?

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The hair thieves fucking got them

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Head of the Guards: Oh hey, you guys are back early-

Guard: God Mouth’s haunted

Head of the Guards: What?

Guard: [grabbing a leister and heading back out the castle] God Mouth’s haunted

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There are three evil witches from the dark sea traveling through the Purple Peaks? Damn, are they single?

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As a mer with any basic morals, what mini gods are capable of is terrifying. I have heard so many stories about poor castles being cursed because they defend themselves from an unprovoked attack from a minigod. No creature should have the ability to damn someone or a whole castle to a cruel fate because they defended themselves or an offence out of their control.

However, as a petty bitch-

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You. You Get It

#LISTEN #I’m not SAYING that if I had mini god destructive powers I would use them constantly for petty shit #I am simply putting it out there that the temptation would possibly pass my mind

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What if we k-kissed at the bottom of the god mouth 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

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A list of things that I have learnt about/was told by the thirteen year old boy that has recently been staying at our castle with his mother (with every single thing being confirmed as being true):

-His mother threatened the leaders from their original castle that she would cut off their HEADS if they ever came near her son again cause they were treat him like shit. It should be mentioned that she said this TO THEIR FACES in front of THE ENTIRE CASTLE

-His first sword fighting pupil is a cursed prince (from what I’ve heard from his mother, his pupil is basically a big brother to him now)

-Also, his first pupil happens to be the beacon’s BOYFRIEND???

-AND HIS PUPIL IS FRIENDS WITH TWO OF OUR RULERS HERE, ONE OF WHICH IS MY OWN QUEEN???

-He could probably beat every guard at my castle in a fight

-He has broken a grown man’s arm so badly it popped in the other direction because he made fun of him and his pupil

-His mother was almost kidnapped by a giant trench monster in the God Mouth

-He stabbed said trench monster in the eye to save his mother

-He has recently fought an evil witch

-Him and his mother have also recently met the beacon

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Love seeing everyone’s priorities

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okay but can someone tell me what is up with petrified pufferfishes? i swear, every time I plan for a trip, without fail, someone wanting to help me with supplies will give me one of these stupid little guys and just. Refuse to elaborate further

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You fool. You halfwit. A senseless sentiment from a simple-minded stooge. Your denial of me will bring forth your downfall. Your ignorance will wrap you in the garments of your rising. What will you have when you’re buried in the sand, choking on your own blood and no merciful god to hear your pleads?

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feel like my skeleton is about to jump out of my god damn skin, what the actual FUCK does this mean???

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The Surface God released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport

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Of course you have an unending sense of dread as you desperately cling to a prophecy that could never be fulfilled. and pronouns

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Easy site

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Oh the things I would give up to live the rest of my life as a little sponge. Bouncing around all day. Not a single thought ever going on behind those eyes. The ideal existence

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The Purple Peaks

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rip to everyone who died while trying to swim to the surface but I’m different

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if I wanted to reach the surface, I would simply just swim straight up until I got there

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you know what i’m gonna start swimming up there right now

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Do we still talk about that giant mini god crab that was destroying the Purple Peaks and making it basically impossible for castles to live peacefully there? Like whatever happened with that?

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The beacon completed the crab’s prophecy and turned him back to normal so things are chill now

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🌀 moonjelly Follow

What’s not clicking?

#you know who does click though? #the crabs #bunch of funky little guys

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[the-s1lly-corner]

b, d, c, k, and l for my favorite girl Ragatha please 🥺👉👈

Fluff alphabet with Ragatha! (1)

gonna answer this and one more request before stepping away to go doodle some stuff, then ill probably get right back to answering requests! hope you enjoy!

BONDING- bonding with ragatha usually includes the two of you walking around the grounds of the circus! something about the two of you just walking around and talking about whatever comes to mind just seems nice, and its so so nice to have that kind of connection to someone in a place like this!

CUDDLING- i think ragatha is soft, since she looks like a doll :0, so cuddling with her is going to be pleasant! I think she is usually the big spoon, holding you with you facing towards her, arms wrapped around you. Im not sure if they can sleep (I know they dont need to sleep, but could they if they wanted to? personalliy i think so!) but the silence is more than welcome after a long day of antics

DATES- if this were the real world ragatha would take you to a park and have a little picnic with you! technically, you guys can also do this in your current situation, but picnicking in a digitalized world is a little different than sitting in a peaceful park... but hey, there's still effort to recreate what could have been so!

IN HOUSE ADVENTURE- you guys are like an unstoppable team! you two are attached to the hip and dead set on trying to complete whatever caine has set you all up to do that day! now are you two always successful? eh.... it depends, but you guys definitely have a few wins under your belts so you guys have that at least!

KISS- kissing ragathe kind of feels like kissing a doll, but also not since the textures of the digital world are a little... weird feeling... but ragatha enjoys quick kisses on the mouth (giving and receiving), short sweet little pecks just. hit different for her... she also enjoys kissing your forehead! asides from the mouth ragatha does not really have a preferred place of getting smooches

[quicktosimp]

Simpy boo!💕💕

I loved your jakes sully nsfw abcs,

Could you possibly do lyle? 👉👈

I got the writers block bad rn-😖

Babby Boo,

I love you with all of my heart, I knew you were going to ask this so I prepared this early 😘💗��

Lyle Wainfleet - ABC NSWF

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Lyle is a giver, and nothing pleases him more than being able to take care of his love. Clean towels, hot bath, sips of water, you are his queen, just don't let him give you a message otherwise you'll go for another round 🤭

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

For himself, I'd have today it's his biceps. I have to admit his arms are something to drool over, and that tattoo is something as well. Lyle literally had to find a way to get an avatar form tattooed; that took time and planning.

For his lover, I'm going to go with tits. Now, don't get me wrong, he loves everything, but for him, seeing a nice set of breasts that bounce as they walk makes his brain malfunction.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Lyle isn't particular about cum, but he does prefer it inside you, something about needing to make sure that his seed takes.

D= Dominate (how dominate are they)

Don't get me wrong, but while I think Lyle may be into some kinks, I don't think he's really into Dom/Sub dynamics. He likes being on the same level as his partner, but that doesn't mean that Lyle doesn't love to hear her moan and scream his name.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

In his human form 100%, but he's not. Lyle has all the tools and the information, he just needs to relearn them in his new body, then oh baby watch out

F= Favorite position

Cowgirl, having a pair of tits bouncing in his face while staring into his lover's eyes, Lyle is in heaven.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

I'm gonna say not very goofy. Lyle is very romantic, wanting nothing but the best for his lover. Altho if the mood strikes, he's not against a little bit of giggling while they kiss or fuck; he's confident in his abilities.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

The picture above says it all: if Lyle has any hair, it's going to meet a straight razor.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Lyle loves to be intimate. If he could, he would have the room covered in rose petals and scented candles. He would make sure every night is one to remember. But duty calls, and time can be limited, so if he has to, then Lyle will drop his drawers wherever he's at to fuck you good until he returns.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Definitely a morning wanker. If you're not there with him in the morning, then he's in the bathroom taking care of it. When he's away for too long, then it's also the same thing.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Size Kink, Lyle is 9 feet tall; even compared to other Na'vi and avatars, he is tall. So no matter if you're human, na'vi, avatar, or recom, Lyle loves using his large body to tower over you.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Preferably, he wants to do it in your rooms, away from everyone, but beggars can't be choosers, and if he must, Lyle will take you over Quaritch's desk, consequences be damned.

M= Motivation (things that make them tick/turn on)

Lyle loves to see you feeling good. Knowing that he's the one making you moan and whine is the biggest turn-on for him. But if you want to give him a jump start, wear a low-cut tight top, and show off the girls, Lyle will definitely appreciate it.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

He will not hurt you, spanking, rough hair pulling, choking, anything that could cause you pain, let alone leave a mark; forget it.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

My man is a giver, has and always will be. Loves using his tongue to make you cum over and over again before he even starts to fuck you.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Lyle doesn't like to fuck (unless he has to). He wants a nice, slow love-making, making sure that you feel every ounce of love and pleasure with each thrust.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

If he has to (aka short on time), then he will definitely fuck you like you've never been fucked before. You will be walking out with a noticeable limp and a building wet patch from the leaking cum.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

If it comes down to it, Lyle will fuck you anywhere. Offices, forest, bathrooms, mess hall, if he is short on time, your parties are no longer on the premises.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Lyle usually goes 2-3 times, and the amount of time wavers. He's mostly focused on you and will not cum once if you haven't cum at least 3 times.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Lyle would be down for using a cock ring on himself, even one that vibrates, because he knows it would feel good on you. He would also be interested in other toys, like dildos and even some anal plugs.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

This man will not edge you but overstimulate you 100%. He will make you cum, over and over and over again, before he'll even think about using his cock.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Low grunts and moans, lots of sweet nothing and praise in your ear. If in public, then you'll hear a lot of low hisses as he bites his lip, trying to keep quiet.

W= Wild card

Thinks about being a cuck, Lyle wants to watch you, and someone else fuck while he sits there palming at his cock, (preferably a certain colonel)

X= X-ray

Big boy, big cock, 25 inches (63 cm) minimum. There is a reason this mans after care is top notch.

Y= Yearning

Lyle wants to do it every moment of the day if he can, the moment you give anything that could be perceived as bedroom eyes, and you're slung over his shoulder, making way to the nearest spot.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so, how quickly after)

He's got to take care of you first. After you are completely taken care of and are deeply asleep in his arms, only then will he fall asleep.

I got to say these are fun! I'm open for requests if anyone is interested 💗💗

Dividers by @cafekitsune

[potatobugxo]

Ink demon alphabet NSFW?👀👉👈

my time has cum i mean come

writing this in a public library kdsjg

warnings: teratophilia, size kink, voice kink, biting, slight degradation, basically everything n/sfw

A = Aftercare(what they’re like after sex)

absolute. cuddle. monster. bendy is already a cuddler as it is and after making you his, he’s gonna keep you safely wrapped up in his arms and clean you with his tongue.

B = Body part(their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

bendy’s favorite body part of his own are his hands. they’re huge and are used for tearing his enemies to shreds.

his favorite body part on yours are your hands as well. they’re so small and soft compared to his, and you use them to pet and cup his face so you can give him kisses.

C = Cum(anything to do with cum, basically)

the ink demon’s cum is thick and inky i mean what did you expect. it comes out in thick ropes and doesn’t stop until he allows it to.

D = Dirty secret(pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he fricking, loves getting you all hot and bothered just by his voice alone. he could be absolutely nowhere in the proximity you’re in, creeping in the shadows, and yet his deep voice can be heard echoing in your ears, telling you how much of a slut you are for him, asks you to tell him how much you love him and what his voice does to you

E = Experience(how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

the ink demon has absolutely no experience in the field of intimacy. he’s been confined all his life in the ruthless cycle of misery, and of course no one wanted to give him any love, let alone attempt to do it with him. he’s used to no physical contact whatsoever so you’re the first.

F = Favorite position(this goes without saying)

too scared to put a visual reference bc i dont want this post taken down dnfgbsr

bendy will hold you like you’re a fleshlight ok, you’re so smol compared to him he can just hold you with one or both hands and just go at it (if you’re ok with that ofc djsglgdkf)

G = Goofy(are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

bendy has absolutely no idea how to be goofy in any way. though he’s not really serious during the moment either he’s just... extremely feral

H = Hair(how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he has no hair 💀

I = Intimacy(how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

the ink demon isn’t exactly “romantic” per se, he just... displays his love for you intensely while he’s fucking you like it’s your last night in this world

J = Jack off(masturbation headcanon)

why would he bother doing it on his own when he could fill you like the soft donut you are instead

K = Kink(one or more of their kinks)

praise kink (receiving) voice kink (giving) objectification (giving) biting/marking (giving, receiving)

L = Location(favorite places to do the do)

literally anywhere, he could not care less. the floor, a random bed, the wall, an elevator, a staircase, he does not care where he has his way with you

M = Motivation(what turns them on, gets them going)

bendy kind of chooses when he gets turned on. usually what gets him riled up is when you’re being especially cute or touchy with him, or basically whenever you show him a large amount of physical affection

N = No(something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

bendy wouldn’t do anything that put you into harms way. you are precious to him and he’d never purposefully hurt you. 

O = Oral(preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

oh zamn. this man is the king of oral dfjkskgdf

his tongue is like a foot long and thick and very, very bendy (heh see what i did there kjsdhfs) he can reach all your sweet spots

when it comes to you reciprocating, he just hopes he won’t rip your mouth in half, but if you can miraculously manage, he’s gonna be a drooling mess of growls

P = Pace(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

depending on the situation and how you’re both feeling, bendy can go both very rough and slow and intense. when he goes faster it’s usually when he’s in a rut, though normally his thrusts are pretty slow but aggressive

Q = Quickie(their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

any time he can have you, he’ll have you, it doesn’t matter to him whether it’s quick or long and drawn out.

R = Risk(are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

define risk

S = Stamina(how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

the AUDACITY to ask this question dkldgfdnsf

bendy will go for as many rounds as your body can handle, ‘nough said

T = Toys(do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

bendy has no concept of toys whatsoever, good luck introducing and explaining them to him

U = Unfair(how much they like to tease)

bendy doesn’t tease much at all. he believes in fairness amongst both of you and he wouldn’t want to be teased in return so he wouldn’t do it to you

V = Volume(how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

the ink demon can be rather loud when he’s fucking you. he makes a lot of growls and snarls if he’s going faster and rougher, though when he goes slower (for your sake) it’s a lot of low grumbles and purrs

W = Wild card(a random headcanon for the character)

despite the ink demon’s relatively controlled sex drive, he does go into ruts (no logical explanation as to why, yet again, does any of this truly make sense)

X = X-ray(let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

non existent clothes ahem

the ink demon’s cock can shapeshift. it has a limit, of course, but he can mutate and transform it however he pleases (or whatever will please you kjsdhf) usually it takes the form of a tentacle or long appendage with a round tip. its got veins running along the sides too kjdsfjvn

Y = Yearning(how high is their sex drive?)

not very high, surprisingly. he can control when he’s in the mood and usually decides when he wants to make love with you (unless he’s in a rut but more on that later mkdfdg)

Z = Zzz(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

the ink demon doesn’t need sleep, however with the sheer amount of intensity in your love making sessions you’re sure to pass out pretty quickly, and he’ll nuzzle and purr to you to help you fall asleep in his arms.

[pseudowho]

Haitch😭 I'm so excited for the new Prof Higu series 🤩🥰 I just love the way you write deep and dimensional characters. They feel realistic, yet you also manage to keep it dreamy enough to scratch the itch. I'm particularly a big fan of women(reader) being written as a fully fledged human being, with spice and sharpness as well as tenderness. I often find myself become disinterested when feminine characters are portrayed as meek/flat, like the older Disney princesses.

Each time your posts pop up on my feed, I just get sparks of excitement to read anything you write at this point 💕 I'm not sure how to express this in a more eloquent way that you've probably already heard a hundred times before: but thank you . Your work is amazing. It brings me so much joy and colour to my everyday life. And I know you're a busy woman with a family and job, so I really want to emphasise my gratitude for sparing your time to feed us🥹❤️

In short: I love all your work. I love the beautiful smut pieces you write (they kick-started my will to read more again after burnout). Your brain is amazing and I want to kiss it💖

Hope you and your family are doing well ☀️🌸

Many hugs and kisses 💕

* English is not my first language, pls excuse any gramatical errors

- from a recovering burnt-out perfectionist

From one Burnt Out Perfectionist to another, that k you SO MUCH. This Inbox was an absolute delight to receive. I work hard on making my characters realistic, and knowing that it comes through makes me so happy.

I also love punchy reader characters. It's nice to see tough women portrayed in the media in any format, when historically their usefulness has been defined by the men in the story.

I also extra-love the Inbox because I always see you in my notifs and so it's lovely that you've spent the time to reach out. Honestly I'm just 👉👈 here.

I've not stopped thinking about the next chapter of Professor Higu. I may need to get started soon, to scratch that itch.

Love love love,

-- Haitch xxx

For forbidden lovers, the irresistible magnetism of a love bound by the thread of fate, and angsty desperation, feel free to read Professor Higuruma Chapter One, below.

[curiousquirks]

Mt. Lady nfsw alphabet? 👉👈

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Absolutely adores being spoiled during and after. Yu honestly expects her partner to take care of her, praise her, get her whatever she needs. When it comes to her partner, she’ll be pretty selfish and not reciprocate any aftercare. She’ll think that saying “I enjoyed that” and anything she’d said during would (should) be good enough. If they explained that they needed things from her too, she'd act genuinely surprised that they’d need it but would be open to doing it for them if it was important enough. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On herself: She genuinely loves how her body looks. Her tits and ass look good and she knows it. She’ll be sure to flaunt it, with flattering clothing and lingerie that she knows her partner would eat up. 

On her partner: Lips. She loves kisses and running her fingers across them. Watching her juices dripping off of them after riding their face is a bonus too.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

If she’s with a partner that has a breeding kink, she’ll feed into it immediately. The warm feeling of being filled up with their cum has her eyes rolling back. She begs for it. 

If she’s with a partner that has a dripping cunt, especially if they’re a squirter, she will happily coat her fingers and smear it all over her body with pride. She’d want her partner to do the same. The noises of fingers pumping out every drop makes her cunt ache.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Yu has answered her phone (from her manager, agency, colleagues, friends) while having sex multiple times. She likes the thrill and excitement especially when she doesn’t pre-warn her partner. It usually ends with her all giggly as she tries to stay quiet or keep her partner quiet.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Yu had quite a few partners in her life, not feeling shameful in having short lived and intense flings. She’s not one to keep partners for long, being skeptical of long term relationships. Yu is very in tune with her body and what she likes, and has a pretty good grasp on what men and other women would like during sex.   

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

Cowgirl, Splitting Bamboo, and Facesitting

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She’ll laugh, sometimes degradingly, at her partner. She’ll giggle sometimes like when on the phone during but she’ll usually stay in the moment. Just don’t laugh at her. Never laugh at her. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

She’ll be pretty lazy on keeping her hair waxed, unless constantly pressured by her management team. Thankfully she has fair and light hair so it’s not as noticeable but she doesn’t mind it at all and her partner better not either.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Considering her aversion to commitment, there won’t be much in terms of romance (unless it comes from them). It’ll be appreciated but she won’t go out of her way to do anything herself. Yu will keep plenty of intimacy though, fully and proudly displaying herself completely to her partner. She wants constant action (until she comes at least), plenty of hot and heavy passion. Her hands will constantly be touching her partner even if they’re just taking a break.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Yu is very familiar with her vibrator…and showerhead. If she’s had a long day on the field, she’ll take a little time for herself. She has no shame in getting herself off as she watches her favorite saved videos (she definitely has at least one account so she can save them). But she doesn’t actually need any visual or mental stimulation, being content with just feeling her body and playing into what feels good in the moment. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Cock Warming

Breeding

Face Sitting

Praise

Impact Play

Genital Slapping

Dirty Talk

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Against the glass windows of her apartment building. She’s got these huge windows overlooking the city and she loves getting fucked against it. She’s too high up for anyone to realistically see but the chance isn’t 0%. Second best is on her expensive couch. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Complimenting her body is an easy way to get her interested. Praise of most kinds really. Make-outs are also an easy way to get her soaking through her underwear, especially if they start massaging her breasts. She’ll be begging to get fucked right there.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Complicated positions, anything that requires her to be bent in a weird way is out of the question. Also an immediate turn off is someone blindfolding her. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She prefers receiving, being completely selfish in being a little pillow princess. She’s actually quite skilled in giving; she's just lazy. Yu will give her partner oral if it’s her idea, but only then. Don’t ask for it because then she won’t want to do it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on her mood and how much time she has. She doesn’t really have a preference. If going into it her partner is more sensual and taking their time then she’ll go along with it. Same with hot, heavy, and rough fucking. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She’s no stranger to having a one night stand that was nothing more than a quickie at a bar. She doesn’t really prefer them or like them. She plans to get more than one orgasm, thank you. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

If her partner throws a kink at her that they are into (given that it’s not something too weird) she’ll give it a chance at least once. She likes the idea of risk, with precautions set in place. Fucking against a window? Sure but they’re really high up. Breeding her? In theory it’s so fucking hot, but she’s on birth control. In a public space? Somewhere out of the way where the door locks and she’ll actually try to be quiet. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She’s got a lot of stamina from her constant hero training and practice. She can last a while and get through a few orgasms before she needs to tap out. That’s why she doesn’t like quickies, she wants to feel worn out and thoroughly used when they’re finished. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She owns two vibrators: a wand and a bullet. She owns a few paddles (some have cute designs) and a riding crop. Nothing else. Will prefer it used on herself but will happily indulge a partner. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She loves teasing her partner during foreplay. And especially during the buildup. Flirty dialogue, promises of what’s to come, and causing her fingers to barely miss just where they want her to touch. She’s all for a good strip tease too, intentionally bending over or causing her breasts to bounce. All of it done just a little too far from their greedy hands.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If not hidden away somewhere, she’ll be pretty loud. Moans and breathy gasps mixed in with dirty words of praise. She also has a habit of narrating and rambling because her brain gets so foggy from how good she’s being fucked (“Listen to how fucking wet I am, you feel so good when you do that. You’re gonna make me come, yes ah.” She moaned, gripping her fingers into the sheets beneath her. “Keep moving like that; yes, yes, yes, yes, please oh please. Feel my walls clenching,yeah. I’m gonna oh ohh…fuck.”)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

She has a guilty pleasure of reading smutty romance books. She even managed to find one that caused her to get out her vibrator while she was still reading the scene. Yes, one of the lines in the books she definitely repeated to someone.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Decent sized tits with constant perky nipples (her bra works wonders). Loves sneaking lingerie when she’s in casual clothes sometimes. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty average. Can fluctuate depending on certain variables, like someone actively trying to seduce her.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If she has more than two orgasms, then very quickly after she taps out. Even if she brought a partner back to her place, she’ll just clock out and not even tell them.

[oletus-writer]

Nsfw alphabet with Yidhra please with a fem reader? 👉👈

If you saw my rules, I don’t write fem reader, because that is not what I align with. It will be, as all my nsfw alphabets are, with a gender neutral reader.

Yidhra NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: nsfw

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Similar to Hastur, she does not understand the need for aftercare, and will, at most, wipe you down, and, if you ask, take care of any injuries sustained. Perhaps, if you ask, she’ll give a few praises, and then be off.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

She is quite into her ears being touched, but her favourite body part is, evidently, her waist. There’s nothing particularly she liked about it before having intercourse with you, until you began kissing it and marking it. She likes your neck - long and elegant, ready for her taking.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Her cum is sweet. Her favourite places to cum is your face, if you’re giving her oral, and inside you, if she is fucking you with a penis.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There aren’t many secrets that she’d keep from you when it comes to her sexual preferences, because she finds it pointless to keep them from you. However, she is curious what type of offspring a god and a mortal would produce.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Now, I’m not the most well-versed in HP Lovecraft and his works, but I do believe that Yidhra has an offspring. It was brought to my attention that it is most likely that the Great Old Ones reproduced asexually, as Lovecraft was repulsed by sex. Since Yidhra was created by Walter C DeBill Junior, I am safe to assume she and her mate, Yig, had the offspring through sexual intercourse. What I am getting at is, like Hastur, Yidhra does not have sexual experience with humans.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

She enjoys being splayed out underneath you, while you finger her cloaca and bite her ears. If she is fucking you, she likes to be propped up, so something like cowgirl, the chairman, etc.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She won’t make jokes, but will laugh at any that you make. She’s a free-spirited kind of god, and adores anything you do.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

What carpet? Yidhra has a snake-like lower body, covered in scales, and therefore has no public hair. Her body hair is indeed black, and she does not shave, for she finds no reason to. In her human form, her public hair is black and curly. For the same reason, she doesn’t mind how well groomed her partner is.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? are they romantic?)

Intimate is not what I would call her teasing, overstimulating, and degrading, but she may say that it is romantic, in her own way. She’ll tell you how good if a slut you’re being, and call that praise, and she’s most likely to show you more of her soul which having sex. So yes, one may say that she is intimate.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcannon)

She strikes me as the type of person to either sit out her sexual desires, or use the most elaborate toys to satisfy herself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Degradation, overstimulation, you’ll hear these words again. She loves to feel in control, like what she’s doing to you is a favour fucking you dumb like this.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

(Finally I’ve written someone who’s location is not the bedroom) Yidhra’s favourite location to have sex is in her dream world - she’ll wrap the shadows around the two of you, transporting you both into a private, endless world, where everything is under her control and there is no need to fear interruption. This, however, causes her to be a bit more tired after sex, and she may lie in the bed for a few moments before leaving.

M = Motivation (what turns them on?)

While she does not have the highest libido, she will indulge any of your needs. Yidhra gets turned on when you express your submissiveness to her.

N = No (what turns them off?)

A rather hard question. Call her a dirty whore? She’ll demand you say it again. Say she’s not worthy to be a god? She’ll have you begging like a slut. Perhaps don’t bring up other people in the moment - it’s an intimate, private act, and she wants you only thinking about her.

O = Oral (do they prefer giving or receiving? how skilled are they?)

She has quite the long tongue, so she would be skilled at giving oral, regardless of her experience. She prefers to give oral, since the feeling of someone’s tongue in her cloaca is a new, uncomfortable feeling that brings embarrassing noises from her mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Her pace changes with her mood - one moment, she’ll be gentle and sensual, and the next, she’ll be rough and merciless, without any prompting. She’ll adjust herself according to your preferences, if she’s feeling it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

She’ll happily do it, even suggest it if you’re feeling horny in public. The risk, the time limit, everything about it is arousing to her.

R = Risk (are they experimental? do they take risks?)

While she isn’t the most experimental being, she is willing to try things out when it comes to you. Being in her dream world, the risks are minimised, although still there.

S = Stamina (how long do they last?)

Forever, if she feels like it. She’ll go for five or so rounds, overstimulating you when you’re exhausted, and then decide that’s enough. If you can keep up with her, all the better. She knows that she shouldn’t spend all day having sex with you, but she might as well.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them?)

If her own powers was a toy, then yes, she uses toys. She would speed up time in the dream world, so that you did not experience your orgasm, but ride the wave that came after it. Bondage, gags, and strap-ons would be made out of nothing.

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Teasing is her hobby. She’ll whisper words into you ears during a match, run her fingers along your thighs, and laugh when you’re flustered. All this work is to make the sex feel better than before - she’ll be itching to get along with it, but foreplay is a must.

V = Volume (how loud are they?)

She moans a normal amount, but she is quiet and her voice sweet. While there is not much communication, she’ll let you know if anything feels bad, or if she’s unwilling to continue.

W = Wild card (a random headcannon for the character)

She does not like to trim her fingernails, and will not do so until you put long fingernails inside her cloaca to give her a taste of her own medicine. Then, she will trim them before inserting her fingers into you.

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)

The bottom half of Yidhra looks as if it is from a snake, so she would have a cloaca. There’s not much going on underneath her clothes, although, with her being a god, she is able to procure a penis is she’d like.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

While she doesn’t have much of a sex drive, she doesn’t mind indulging you with whatever desires that you have.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sleep is for the mortals, and Yidhra is no mortal. She may lie beside you, watching you sleep, but will not do so herself.

[cyborg-franky]

D, K, and Q for Sanji plz? 👉👈

Yess <3 enjoy Saaanji.

Dirty Talk

Sanji wishes he was good at dirty talk but the truth is he either thinks it ruins the romance of the situation or if it’s aimed at him he becomes a mess.

Say something dirty to him and watch him short circuit.

Dirty talk has him eating out the palm of your hand.

So he doesn’t think he’s into dirty talk but he really is, just when someone says sinful things in his ear.

Not to rule out Sanji praising his partner though, he can get a little spicy about it there.

Kissing

Sanji loves kissing, one of his biggest loves.

He’d rather suffocate than pull his lips from yours for a second during a hot make-out.

There will be nowhere left untouched when he kisses you.

Lips, down your neck, trailing across your collarbone, all over your chest, stomach, thighs. 

Soft pecks, open-mouthed kisses, dominating lip locks. He’s all for it, each and every one.

He admires your body with each kiss, a soft word slipping from his mouth as he sees your body shiver. Along the nape of your neck, down your spine.

Hot, sweet, and soft, passion blazing across your skin as he mouths I love you against the expanse of your back. 

He’ll take your breath away.

Quirks

He has a few strange habits he brings to the bedroom.

Lights have to be dimmed, romantic but enough to see you.

He also much prefers you to put the condom on for him, never a fan of touching them.