#Alphonse the mule
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Lou Wilson being SO angry at alphonse that he stops using his character voice that he's been compulsively doing for 16 episodes and in his normal full grown man voice yells GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOOSE YOU GO FUCKING SCOOP THAT FUCKER GOOSE HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY
#so funny for no reason#lou wilson the man that you are#dimension 20#d20#lou wilson#pinocchio#pinocchio d20#neverafter#d20 neverafter#alphonse the mule
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On the spectrum of rewarding a nat 20 there's Brennan "lets a donkey break free from a seemingly improvised curse and turn into a handsome prince because a cricket shot a rocket at him" Lee Mulligan and on the other end there's Brian "you come to the reality that the jean jacket that you wore to impress your girlfriend 20 years ago was super lame" Murphy
#dimension 20#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#d20 spoilers#naddpod#eldermourne#hank hogfish#alphonse the mule
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Imagine being the most cringefail mule who has ever existed. Imagine that you in fact weren’t always a mule, but were actually a prince cursed to be a mule. IMAGINE the UTTER FUCKERY you had to get up to in order to have the reversing conditions of your curse be “A CRICKET NEEDS TO SHOOT A ROCKET AT YOU.”
Also, you knew plot-critical information the whole time and just didn’t share it for unknown reasons. You are Alphonse the Mule Prince.
Also, Brennan is a comedic genius and he deserves a kiss on the forehead for this bit.
#dimension 20#collegehumor#dnd#dungeons and dragons#d20#dropout#dropout tv#brennan lee mulligan#alphonse the mule#Alphonse the Prince#Alphonse the mule Prince#pib#puss in boots#Neverafter#neverafter spoilers
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alphonse should just always show up. i expect to see him in the final battle. i expect to see him in the next intrepid heroes season. starstruck season 2 feat. alphonse the mule, unhappy to be there and in a space suit
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Dimension20 Neverafter: yeah, this is our horror season featuring cursed and deadly lands of stories where their reality is crumbling under the crushing weight of fate and destiny and fear and fury. the party has already been slaughtered once only to come back into an even more twisted world, and they can die again suddenly at any moment in their seemingly futile struggle against unfathomable powers.
also Dimension20 Neverafter: *this whole fuckin' thing*
#neverafter#neverafter spoilers#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#alphonse the mule#this truly killed me i had the exact reaction as all the players#is this what a nat20 from the Boy of Destiny gets you?#lou wilson is a genius#i cannot wait for this session's adventuring party
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zac being like “look alphonse has his problems but he’s my oldest friend” and then going into hysterics bc he completely forgot that those problems included straight up knocking pinocchio out
#zac oyama#puss in boots#pinocchio#lou wilson#pib#alphonse the mule#brennan lee mulligan#ally beardsley#adventuring party#dimension 20#d20#neverafter
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Easily the greatest roll in all of Dimension 20: Neverafter
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hey so umm we broke your mule's curse. yeah yeah a cricket shot a firework to him. he only has two hit points left. no he didn't learn to roll before turning back into a prince, sorry
#is this anything#neverafter spoilers#i watched the whole episode without pauses and i feel Insane#alphonse the mule#not really a mule though?#jesus#dimension 20#neverafter
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god i wish i had money
#dimension 20#d20#neverafter#dimension 20 neverafter#prince alphonse#alphonse the mule#alphonse neverafter
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it’s so interesting how pib began this journey trying to get by by pretending his companion was a cursed prince who promised great reward after being helped. and now he is rewarded by reuniting with tomas by a cursed prince he’s known for most of his life in return for protecting him. i love inadvertent parallels so much.
#neverafter spoilers#neverafter#d20#dimension 20#pib#alphonse the mule#zac oyama#pinnochio#lou wilson
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Pib trying to get Alphonse out of there. “I tried to be brave! You lied to me!” Pib giving him the help action. Pib saying that Alphonse is the last remnant he has of Marienne. “Come on Alphonse!” A cricket on a firework. A curse, breaking. “Make this worth it.” Pib messing up Gerard’s shot. A prince with two hit points. Courtesy of his Highness. “I’ll always remember you, Puss in Boots.” Marienne Duo my beloved.
#i have so many thoughts#marienne duo#pib neverafter#Alphonse neverafter#puss in boots#neverafter#alphonse the mule#prince Alphonse#dimension 20 neverafter#neverafter spoilers#d20 spoilers#d20 neverafter#prince gerard of greenleigh
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gerard, seeing a pathetic animal turn into a handsome prince:
#this was hands down the funniest bit and its a crime murph was drowned out by everyone shouting#its the fact that thats exactly what he said in perfect cadence as well#gerard of greenleigh#dimension 20#d20#neverafter#d20 neverafter#brian murphy#alphonse the mule
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#alphonse the mule#alphonse the prince???#d20 neverafter#neverafter#d20 neverafter spoilers#legit Alphonse giving Henry Hubbard and Tomas to the Golden Goose almost fixes the nightmare of Elody and Jack from this episode and the las#also I love the Golden Goose so much#so nice so polite#plus Thumbelina and Tom Thumb!!!#ALSO NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER PRINCESS SO ALL THE PRINCESSES NEED TO DO IS GET EITHER SLEEPING BEAUTY OR THUMBELINA
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HOW DID LOU ROLL A NAT 20 TO SAVE ALPHONSE WHEN HE JUST TRIED TO STRAIGHT UP MURDER HIM WITH A FIREWORK????
#correction. his cricket fired a rocket at a mule.#don't drink water#brennan lee mulligan#dimension 20#lou wilson#zac oyama#ally beardsley#emily axford#brian murphy#siobhan thompson#oh my god i'm dead#it broke his curse#alphonse the mule
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Nothing could have prepared me...
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i dont think ive ever laughed as hard out loud watching dimension 20 as the in the land of giants episode of neverafter
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when cricket fires a firework at alphonse the mule, Pinocchio doing everything to kill him and instead rolling a nat 20, killing everyone around him, saving his life and freeing him from captivity, alphonse - who has been *so* useless until now- doing some epic fucking gymnastics, landing with two hitpoints as Brennan completely improvises that he was a cursed prince. and i get that that needed to happen to truly reward that nat 20 but that means the fairy who cursed this prince Alphonse to be a mule (extremely specific btw) set the event to break the course to be some combination of a dehydrated familiar cricket on the verge of passing out shooting a toy island firework at him, which would under normal circumstances definitely kill him. who was that fairy i need to meet her
#and then he just ran away???#neverafter#alphonse the mule#chaos#pinocchio neverafter#brennan lee mulligan#lou wilson#the intrepid heroes#dimension 20#dropout#dropout tv#media analysis
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