Hi I'm a college student, future lawyer/Supreme Overlord of the Universe. My hobbies include drawing, coding, reading, freaking out about science, getting high, throwing hands with God in a Walmart parking lot, and making out with your boyfriend.
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I can't believe my login still works. Some updates, if any of you remember me..
Hello everyone,
I would like to apologize for my shitty TERF views. I was a dumb 16 year old who wanted to latch onto the idea that trans people are the reason the patriarchy exists.
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Hey sorry about all these negative anons don't let them affect you at all and delete the next stay positive and i hope you the best what left from the year XD💗🌷
Aw hun dont worry about it, I appreciate your kind words and I hope that your year is amazing and brings you joy 🥰
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um haha sorry to fucking disturb u but not all muslims are the same get that in ur head
Anyone who considers themselves a part of a religion that wants me dead on multiple grounds does not deserve my sympathy or tolerance, regardless of their reading comprehension aptitude and compartmentalization tendencies 🥰
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If you were a true Christian you wouldn't be a witch, it's a sin. Best ask God for forgiveness!
Ah, good thing I'm not a true Christian
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Die
I'll sext your boyfriend via ouijia board
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Kill yourself
My boss will literally drag me out of hell saying "how could you do this we were so understaffed"
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too shy to go off anon but ilyyyyyyyy
Oh yeah? Name 3 of my songs
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have you ever looked at your life and just thought..... yikes? bc.... yikes 😬
No but I look at my grades like that
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Hi I’m not on here super often but I just want to say, doing the whole pre-getting-laid ritual and just relaxing is great, especially after a high-stress time full of work
I mean, I’m sure everyone has a different pre-getting-laid ritual. For me, its showering, shaving, grooming my eyebrows, lotion, and putting on something comfy and cute. I did that whole thing, then some skincare, and just chilled with a blanket, hot chocolate, and OITNB (I’m a slut for nostalgia tonight don’t @ me)
#OK NOW THAT WE'RE IN THE TAGS IM NOT GOING TO FILTER ANYTHING BECAUSE#NO ONE KNOWS MY TUMBLR LOL#except my ex#i miss his friendship tbh#oh btw#my ex (not the one mentioned here) dropped acid and realized he was in love with me and spammed me with texts and calls#i was like bitch#i have a 6 am shift leave me alone#i told him that i already cut my hair to forget about him#he had some fire weed tho#we'd spend hours talking about physics it was awesome#the current boy toy is cold and distant tho so im not gonna pursue that i think#i just dont fuck with cold and distant anymore#i want warm and happy and sunshine because thats what im trying to be#god men are disappointing#women are too#i had a casual relationship with a girl and she was psychotic#threatened to kill herself#sex was too mediocre for that psycho shit#anyway back to the pre getting laid ritual#its really nice cause like i lit candles for myself and bought flowers for myself#then i had like 5 orgasms it was great#tonight's been a little rough but i cant do any of that because ya girl's got deadlines#anyway#goodnight everyone#i hope you're all thriving
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I’d tattoo my parakeets’ names
inspirational
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In the mood to make a pretty boy beg :/
#Consensually of course#mine#the days of political discourse here are OVER#If you missthat though#my reddit is FirstFemaleProphet#ANYWAY#This isnt an invite for previously mentioned pretty boys to send dick pics#its just almost 4 am and i have work tomorrow and#i downloaded Tumblr again to check on something#so yeah#buenas noches señors y señoritas
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I don't miss people, I miss kisses that tasted like fire
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Hello! Are you a bad bitch
I see my reputation precedes me
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