#All in all that movie fucking sLAPPED

[deathinfeathers-a]

//Pavitr...Hobie...Miguel...my beloveds. I want to muse them all 🥺

[welcome-to-latveria]

RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.

[smallphoenix13]

i had a dream that there was a new robert pattinson vampire movie coming out and kris got cast as his one night stand so the majority of his screen time was a sex scene with robert pattinson

and then kris got so excited he accidentally leaked all of this on insta

[undefeatablesin]

Not Yharnam posting, but I need to tell everyone that Phantom in the Rain was fantastic and I have had my brain chemistry permanently rewired since watching it.

[stairset]

I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.

[barbequebarf]

GUHGUHGUHGOON NATION RISING

[sciderman]

I agree with the want for a Andrew and Venom movie, but I think rather than the Tom Hardy venom (it is a great movie series but I want it to stay good, we don't need to overuse an already good movie) I think it would be nice if they did what the did with ultimate spiderman almost, rather than him being an alien do like a weird mix of sentient blood type thing. I don't know, I like the idea of Andrew Garfield Spiderman (considering we actually do get to see him being like, sciencey) creating or being part of this creation of venom. Maybe Gwen and Peter argue, maybe they break up and Peter uses the creation of Venom to unhealthily cope with his problems but it turns out bad and Peter loses control over himself. I don't know, I just want something different than like.. Cross over, you know? I'm sick of these stupid Crossover movies, just make something new Marvel, stop recycling movies.

sure uh huh yeah. i get it. but consider: tom hardy and andrew garfield, saddest, wettest, most pathetic men in the world, having margaritas together and crying over their gfs and their sad, wet, pathetic little lives.

[mokeonn]

I think that the 2010's media landscape of Buzzfeed articles about plotholes in disney movies, Cinemasins critiques, and Watchmojo Top Ten scenes in movies that make no sense has truely ruined a lot of media. People are afraid that their work will be torn down if they dare leave a single thing up in the air, if they dare ask their audience to suspend their disbelief.

All too often nowadays I see stories (especially fantasy), take the time to explain how every small aspect of the world works and how it all logically makes sense. The constant time stopped to explain why an event happened, how this object works, or why this is important to the characters. It's just really not needed and it honestly makes a lot of stories worse.

I am of the opinion that the best stories truly just drop you into their world and explain nothing. They just take you through the story of this world and you just have to accept it and continue on. "When he became king, the land became barren." I don't want the story to stop and explain why this is, or how it happened, I want us to move on so we can just assume that the king has such rancid vibes that everything died.

[headcanonthings]

Have you watched Bullet Train (2022)??

If not you should! It's a great, fun movie and watching it will help make all the upcoming incorrect quotes make way more sense!

(if you do not wish to view said bullet train quotes block the tag incorrect bullet train quotes)

[mo-ok]

[springcatalyst]

The Promise (2005)

[ophiuchus-dearest]

I doodled that in my textbook, had no idea what that pose was until

And now I can't unsee it 😭

[camelspit]

visibly clenching my jaw and shaking with rage. why are all the newer barbie movies trash.

[scary-lasagna]

Masky: why didn’t you come to proxy practice!?!?

Toby: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DENTIST, MASKY!

[hellishgayliath]

Mmmmm going with the thought that Pico would love the Broadway version of Cats the musical

Him and his sister would both be into Winnie the Pooh and Hilda ( cuz those shows are charming and I love them)

He'd also hate the taste of coffee cuz he finds it bitter and gross and prefers fruit juices and the like (and sometimes tea of course c: )

[variousqueerthings]

three just karate aikido-dropped three security guards and honestly id like to see some other doctors get into a fist fight occasionally, i wonder how they'd do