#All in all that movie fucking sLAPPED
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//Pavitr...Hobie...Miguel...my beloveds. I want to muse them all 🥺
#GOD these guys are so up my alley#Miguel looks so much like one of my old OCs so It was a given I would adore him asffdsa#Hobie is just UGH 😖💕 what a babe#And Pavitr precious baby boy I'm love you#All in all that movie fucking sLAPPED#I'm hooked man guess I'm a spiderman writer now
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RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.
#as a comics fan this is just confirmation of what we alrdy knew which is that the mcu is a fucking joke#but to mcu fans this is them thinking you're all stupid as hell and can milk you for more money by slapping RDJ in a movie#marvel#victor von doom
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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fh class quangle#goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead#I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her#so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of#like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders#I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on#she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game#the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that#her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it#anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar#which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands#fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar#(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him#but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat#and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao#so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain#ranger flavour: captain ahab#I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing#gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen#thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy#still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around
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gonna sob @ this from Batman #430, published immediately after Jason's murder 😭
#bruce wayne#batblogging#pretty much all downhill after this though#i don't like when writers feel the need to make the night bruce's parents died Even Worse#'what if thomas and martha took bruce to see a movie because thomas slapped him earlier that day'#what if you shut the fuck up
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Not Yharnam posting, but I need to tell everyone that Phantom in the Rain was fantastic and I have had my brain chemistry permanently rewired since watching it.
#sin speaking#(also the way i screamed when crispin freeman's voice came out of his mouth in the dubbed version LMAO)#(i have loved the mononoke series since college and have waited for this movie since it was announced AND MATE. I WASNT DISAPPOINTED.)#(i actually cried in the second half because i was so overwhelmed with joy it just felt THAT good to watch. for me at least)#(and the story itself was pretty damn potent with a lot of themes i care DEEPLY ABOUT)#(it was everything i hoped it'd be. it was gorgeous the soundtrack SLAPS the art style the story the VIBES)#(and theres two more movies coming???? god is good. I will be seated bitch)#(it is a worthy modernisation of the original franchise imo it has all the old school vibes with a fresh coat of paint)#(even if youve never seen the original series you can still enjoy this movie. the incredible art style alone justifies the watch.)#(LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME AND FOR OTHERS)#(if you catch me drawing fanart for this when im done with my bb comics. dont say u werent warned LOL)#(i know a psychological psychedelic horror anime movie isnt exactly seasonally appropriate but do i give a fuck)#(no its halloween every day when you live in yharnam brother)
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I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.
#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean#but yeah i saw a post that was like#''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man''#as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago#he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists.#even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape#these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry#but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good.#shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason#so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like#but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing#and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works#cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe#even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe#but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself#and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason#i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it#that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it#look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man#or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do#miguel o'hara#marvel#shut up tristan
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GUHGUHGUHGOON NATION RISING
#sorry these r all lazy i draw this shit between art projects and lord knows im not putting brain power in LOL....minus drawing the gear#why is there no fucking art for this movie..gotsta do slap shot art next cuz thats my actual fav hockey movie LOL sorry goon2011 obvi i <3#goon 2011#doug glatt#xavier laflamme#bbqs art#hockey art#truly unsure of how to tag this but. we move!#goon (2011)
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I think that the 2010's media landscape of Buzzfeed articles about plotholes in disney movies, Cinemasins critiques, and Watchmojo Top Ten scenes in movies that make no sense has truely ruined a lot of media. People are afraid that their work will be torn down if they dare leave a single thing up in the air, if they dare ask their audience to suspend their disbelief.
All too often nowadays I see stories (especially fantasy), take the time to explain how every small aspect of the world works and how it all logically makes sense. The constant time stopped to explain why an event happened, how this object works, or why this is important to the characters. It's just really not needed and it honestly makes a lot of stories worse.
I am of the opinion that the best stories truly just drop you into their world and explain nothing. They just take you through the story of this world and you just have to accept it and continue on. "When he became king, the land became barren." I don't want the story to stop and explain why this is, or how it happened, I want us to move on so we can just assume that the king has such rancid vibes that everything died.
#simon says#i watched the Last Unicorn again recently and it fucking slaps#and I noticed a huge part of why it slapped is because it doesn't explain shit#same with a lot of other fantasy things from the 70's and 80's I've noticed#and even older stories all the way back to fairy tales and fables#they just tell you something and move on#and it works!#a lot of the time it feels far too hand-holdy or immersion breaking for the characters to stop and explain something for the audience#like these characters would not take the time to explain the aspects of their world in detail to other people who live in this world#this is clearly for the audience only and so that they can feel more satisfied with an answer#but it fucking sucks!!#it is bad writing!!#to presume your audience has no suspension of disbelief so you stop everything to explain how the world works for them alone is bad!#it makes the story feel awkward because it feels out of character for the people of the world to talk like that and it feels insulting tbh#like you really think the audience's ability to pick up details of the world from dialog and onscreen (or page) information is that poor??#and to some extent it is#lord knows we are having a serious media literacy and general literacy issue in the United States#but it's honestly just bad writing and it bugs me so much. my number 1 pet peeve in fantasy is overexplaining especially when it doesn't fit#like just fucking tell me that there's a magical world on the other side of this wall in a village and move on#i can just accept this fact#imagine if the Dark Crystal took the time to explain every aspect of the world#that movie is already jam packed with random story and world bits that you just have to accept and move on from#now imagine if they took a solid 2 minutes to explain what the fuck Fizzgig is.#i think leaving it at 'he's a friendly monster and Kira's friend!' is the perfect place to leave it at#we do not need a full explanation on Fizzgig's species and behavior and why he's friendly unlike other monsters#he's a friendly monster and he's Kira's friend! that's all we need to know! we got a dark crystal to put back together!!!
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Have you watched Bullet Train (2022)??
If not you should! It's a great, fun movie and watching it will help make all the upcoming incorrect quotes make way more sense!
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#personal#not a quote#not a headcanon#new fandom alert#i watched the movie during one of my many plane rides while on my recent vacation#and it fucking slaps#10/10 would recommend#and it gave me the fandom brainworms which means I will now make that your problem with all the quotes i've got queued up#don't worry i've tried to mix in a good bit of other fandoms too so it's not just an onslaught of bullet train
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#(tumblr continues to be a convenient place to keep my references)#(these are all from the movies - mostly the second one)#changeman#ref#no but seriously i love these suits#the way the girls mirror each other#the co-pilot pairs have matching visor styles while dragons is neutral and straight#the yellow accents on the boys - the leotard legs on the girls#i am ALSO a sucker for the big ol showa-staple badge slapped on the chest#i've seen mixed and middling opinions on their lil white crop tops but tbh they are fucking hilarious and i love them#but truthfully the best part of these suits is how they make tsurugi really tall/hayate really buff/ozora really short
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The Promise (2005)
#hiroyuki sanada#hong chen#the promise (2005)#gif#goofy ass movie. but the costumes are SO fucking good#apparently the budget for this movie was bonkers and i think it all went to the costumes. because it didn't go to the writers LMAO#no but it was fun. it was silly but it was entertaining. that armor is so intricate and i love it#the black cloak?? all of the main villain uh. wuhuan's outfits?? slap#the goddess's vibe? impeccable. i fuck with the aesthetics of this movie hard#they should've leaned more into the camp. only the guy who played wuhuan i think got that this movie wasn't serious. it's gotta be campy#his performance was great tho. 10/10#but of course. i mean. i AM looking at my old man#bro they fuckign hung him from a tree....#stupid ass ugly ass mustache. i hate that i like it
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I doodled that in my textbook, had no idea what that pose was until
And now I can't unsee it 😭
#mononoke#mononoke movie#mononoke 2007#kusuriuri#medicine seller#someone also said#he looked like he was physically restraining#himself from slapping an ofuda onto someones mouth#i fucking love this fandom were all so unhinged#rabid squirrel energy fr
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He is wanted dead for interdimensional hijinx
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse 2#miles morales#digital art#fan art#spiderverse fanart#artists on tumblr#artwork#HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE SLAPPED#LIKE FUCk I'm Hurting from this-#Also I was one of the only people in the theater who knew this was gonna end on a cliff hanger so that was funny to hear#10/10 would highly recommend this movie to all who love spider man animation or just looking for a good time
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Masky: why didn’t you come to proxy practice!?!?
Toby: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DENTIST, MASKY!
#in all seriousness that movie SLAPPED as a kid#like yeah fuck them elves kid go be a dentist#go pull some yeti teeth out#ticci toby#masky#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanon
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visibly clenching my jaw and shaking with rage. why are all the newer barbie movies trash.
#been clenching my fists getting through them with my brother#big city big dreams and princess adventure are the ones we watched and EW#the most horrendous crime is definetely the outfits. they are genuinley a nightmare to look at.#but also the plots ?? ass. the music ?? forgettable#there is no magic anymore do you understand#and it all takes place in the same shit ass world now to promote the barbie viog channel or something#AND they dropped rainmaker entertainment im pretty sure#since they havent been in any of the credits#i think they stopped being good after dolphin magic. if i have the timeline right.#about to watch mermaid power and from what i saw in the trailer the outfits are HIDEOUS#like how did you go from pearl princess and mermaid tale to this. yikes.#barbie the full blue hair is NOT a look and it does NOT match your outfit#god.. i could rant for ages about this you dont understand#its so incredibly awful. what happened to the barbie magic <- capitalism. capitalism happened.#god.. dont even get me started on the sister focused movies ??#chelseas lost birthday and skippers babysitting adventure ??#like oh my god.#tell me why fucking barbie butterfly diaries is better than the newer movies#at least it had heart !! at least it wasnt a cash grab and nothing more !! at least the music kind of slapped#at least it was endearing..#and we actually had good barbie movies fairly recently ??#one of my favorites ever starlight adventure came out in like 2016#the animation was insane and the outfits were incredible#and now we are.. here
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Mmmmm going with the thought that Pico would love the Broadway version of Cats the musical
Him and his sister would both be into Winnie the Pooh and Hilda ( cuz those shows are charming and I love them)
He'd also hate the taste of coffee cuz he finds it bitter and gross and prefers fruit juices and the like (and sometimes tea of course c: )
#the cryptid talks#love the thought of him obsessing over those funky singing cats#and no not the cats movie#the makeup design for the show play fucking slapped#my sis and i quote the songs from it all the time#pico opossum#pico lore#rottmnt oc
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