#Alice wu gulliver

[mrs-pianofandom-98]

*pulls out folders of unfinished oneshots and fics*

It’s in the works ok..the deadline changes every week.

*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Agatha All Along + text posts pt. 39/?

[musicismypreferredlanguage]

Alice, calling Agatha: can you come collect your freak of a wife please? she’s doing weird shit at the mall again

Agatha: no, I set her loose on purpose

Alice: I just saw her go into the pet store, she’s not gonna steal anything or kill anybody, is she?

Agatha: oh, let her. she needs enrichment

Rio: *strolling out of the pet store with puffed cheeks*

Man’s voice in the background: security! Stop her!

Alice: Agatha, please

Agatha: just a few more hours. She hasn’t free roamed in a few days

Alice: Rio, stop!

Rio: *stops in her tracks and turns to look at Alice, chewing on something*

Alice: What’s in your mouth?

Rio: *chews faster*

Alice: hey! No! Spit it out!

Agatha: *cackling at the chaos*

Alice, holding out her hand: spit it out

Rio, frowning: *opens her mouth and a bunch of aquarium gravel falls out*

Alice, sighing: Agatha just come get her. She’s eating the aquarium gravel

Agatha: ugh, fine! I’ll be there in 10

Alice: you know that’s not meant to be eaten, right? It’s not edible

Rio, crossing her arms: then why is it brightly coloured and bite sized?

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

The Coven: [playing monopoly]

Agatha: Du hast geschummelt!

Rio, sighing: Whatever you say, babe.

Jen: Wait, you speak German?

Agatha: No. I just know the phrase "you cheated" in every single language Rio speaks.

[draco-glacialis]

Agatha: *sighs*

Alice: You bored?

Agatha: Yeah.

Alice: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Agatha: I thought you’d never ask.

[riovidalharkness]

[rios-bug]

Little Aggie comes out to play pt 2 (it’s a little shorter because I’m working on other oneshots)

As Alice put Agatha on the couch the little clung to her. Alice smiled softly as she sat done next to Agatha and let her curl into her side.

“I found her.” Alice called out as footsteps were heard rushing to the living room. Lilia seeing Agatha curled up to Alice let a sigh of relief and Jen rub her temple with a soft smile. Rio ran in through the hallway slipping on one of toys Agatha didn’t get to pick up.

When Rio fell before anyone could ask if she was alright a little giggle was heard. They looked over to see Agatha peeking her head up with a small giggle at rios accdient.

“Laughing at mamí are we amor?” Rio asked gently with mock offense as she stood up a hand over her heart. Agatha stopped her giggling with a guilty expression as her eyes glossed over thinking she was in trouble.

She was sensitive; they all could tell it was a panic drop. “Baby..it’s ok.” Lilia said as she took the other space next to the little. “Mamí was just playing, I promise sweet girl.” Lilia coaxed her out of Alice's side into her own lap as Agatha nuzzled into the older woman.

“Want your bunny?” Lilia asked as she ran her hand through her littles hair. Agatha looked up as she nodded “plz..” She mumbled as she fiddled with the top of Lilia’s shawl. Lilia looked up and Rio had already left and came back with the old rabbit in her hand as she made her way over and knelt in front of Agatha.

“Sweet girl..look at mamí. She has something for you.” Rio coaxed gently many emotions running through her as seen her little one after such a long time. When Agatha met Rios eyes and her gaze trailed down to her rabbit she immediately smiled “Bun!” She reached for her plushie has Rio gave it to her.

Jennifer came and sat on the floor with Rio infront of Agatha. Agatha’s eyes immediately landed on a bracelet around Jen’s wrist. She tucked the bunny between herself and Lilia as she reached out and grabbed Jen’s wrist. Jen tensed up as Agatha didn’t really initiate contact with Jennifer a lot. “Purtty..” Agatha mumbled as she played with the gold chain.

Jen’s gaze soften as she held her hand out flat as Agatha played with the chain. “It is pretty isn’t it?” Jen asked softly as Agatha giggled when she shook it to empathize her sentence. Agatha looked up at Jen and looked at Rio as she held up her bunny. “Pwlay?”

Jennifer looked over at Rio who was looking at the little like she was yeh center of the universe and Jennifer was feeling that way to when she seen the dependent and clinging Agatha. “Ofcourse we can sweet girl.” Jennifer said as she scooted back along with rio. As Lilia helped Agatha shuffle to the floor.

When Alice and Lilia didn’t get in the floor to Agatha looked up at them with a pout and glare. The best glare a regressed two year old could. As she tugged on both their sleeves. “Play.” She huffed as she whined.

Alice chuckled but slid down to floor Lilia sighed knowing she was going to have sore legs but got into the floor. As soon as all of them where in the floor Aggie started handing them stuffies and dolls to play with.

The four could tell they would have to talk to Agatha about her regression and how she needed to let herself do it more but in this moment they had a happy and care free little girl who was having the time of her life with her mommies.

[wizardtributedauntlessmaximoff]

The Ballad Of The Witches Road: Every Version In The Show

Bonus:

[19panophobia16]

Alice :"I wish there was a way to deal with Agatha."

Lilia:"There is, but we're both too pretty for jail."

[fallenfawnsworld]

Rio: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room

Alice: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you

Jen walks in

Alice: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know

[chitrah]

another win! 👏🏻

[tiddiewitch]

The coven sitting around the campfire swapping battle wound stories:

Alice: My mother died in a hotel fire

Jen: a jealous Dr. bound my magic

Lilia: A vampire bit my neck

Agatha: Someone stabbed my elbow with a knitting needle

Rio: I have a scar

Y/N: 2003, Razor scooter to the shins. I’ve never walked the same.

[nightmare-of-homophobes]

The funny thing for me is that being in the fandom of a traumatized gay evil witch who has a toxic yuri centennial relationship with fucking Death the most crazy thing I've ever heard here is that Agatha likes men or that, somehow, any of the other witches aren't fruity.

You ever see a take so insane you look at someone differently? What's the craziest thing yall have heard in this fandom 👀

[nyoclosmom]

hey fam how do we feel about a volleyball aaa au

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

At Disneyland on the teacup ride

The Coven: [spinning slowly and enjoying the ride while having a conversation]

Agatha and Rio: [speeding past them, spinning at max speed, dying laughing]