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Lilia to Agatha: Turn that frown upside-down!

*a little while later*

Lilia: What are you doing?

Agatha, doing a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down”.

Lilia: …

Lilia: That’s not what I meant and you know it.

Lilia: But I am kinda impressed and surprised you can do a handstand.

Agatha, without thinking: I’m a lot more flexible then you think darling.

Lilia: *slightly blushing*

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Changing pfp bc I'm in a naughty mood

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“And here's to the girls who just watch, Aren't they the best? When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch. Plus a little jest…. Another chance to disapprove. Another brilliant zinger. Another reason not to move. Another vodka stinger….”

More Patti’s bc I love her and she’s my muse rn.

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ya'll know that one video where Doja Cat says that she likes big noses cause you can like sit on them.. anyways..

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I'm slowly and methodically brain washing my family and virtual best friend so they'll all like Patti LuPone. It works in three steps:

First: I convince them to watch Agatha All Along and talk about how interesting Lilia Calderu is as a character (my father and my virtual bestie are the only who resisted to watch but I keep watching the eps in moments my father is along and I think I might've finally convinced my friend to watch it);

Second: I kindly do my duty of mentioning who is three-time-tony-award-winner-and-broadway-legend Patti LuPone and how she's a true diva (telling them great stories like the time she yelled at that hired photographer or how she has beef with Madonna);

Third: I make them listen to her so many times they have no option but to like, at least, one song she sings.

So the progress I got with them 'til now was: my male bestie loves her; my sister also loves her; my mom on more than one occasion was listening to her with me and sighed in admiration while saying "this woman is so perfect"; my female bestie is saying she'll give AAA a go bc she was charmed by Patti in Anything Goes; and my father's favourite performance of Patti is The Ladies Who Lunch.

So, yeah, I think I'm doing a great job.

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why is agatha talking to jen like she's talking her through it.. it's giving exes

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I kinda feel like I'm interrupting something

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my level of delusion should be studied

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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

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I will (again) come here and say how this short film gave me so much Bates Motel vibes and it's been scratching my lil brain for days in a way that I'll probably have to write some weird shit to get rid of it

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scp: avfxscenepacks

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It's a daily struggle

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I just read what you wrote to Avis and oh my gosh it was hot. It gave me an idea🙂‍↕️

How about something like gp!reader being a new employee at the gas station, she's a bit shy and inexperienced, but like every mortal she needs money to survive. Ernie recommends gp!reader to Avis because he knows she loves "new things" So Avis, contrary to what it should be, is the one who takes gp!reader to the land of dreams.

Oh, this actually would be a very good balance to the gp one I wrote because Avis would be in control now.

I can already picture Avis on the lap of a very shy reader while saying something along the lines "Mama's gonna teach you a thing or two".

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Ela é minha ídola, quero ter a coragem de falar tudo na cara dos outros que nem ela faz

Muito mãe 🙏🏻

(ALSO EU AMO ESSA FOTO ELA TÁ MT GATA)

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Doctor Who | "The Next Doctor" (Original Airdate: 25 Dec, 2008)