#Alias-Sam

[alias-sam]

Pierced by a Golden Soul JJBA x reader fic Masterlist

Finally decided to crosspost a fic on here, we'll see how it goes!

The full fic is already finished and posted to Wattpad

Summary: Fate is a bizarre concept with countless more bizarre implications. In life sometimes such extraordinary events happen that the only reasoning left must be fate. The tragedies that constantly befall the Joestar bloodline for example may be the unluckiest series of cards drawn in human history, or perhaps the work of a greater power. There is no way to tell for sure. Had Dio Brando or Jonathan Joestar moved slightly on a divergent path the world itself would be left very different. The fate or luck of the noble Joestar bloodline has led to destruction of evil likes of the Pillar Men and DIO. This story is of a similar caliber to that of the other Joestars (as I am sure you are familiar with them). This is a story of lost souls, compassion, hope, and above all fate.

A Normal Day in a Normal Life

2. A Less than Normal Day in the Life of a Stand User

3. High School Never Ends

4. Know Your Enemy Part 1

5. Know Your Enemy Part 2

6. Close Call

7. Getting Patched Up

8. Familiar Figure

9. Punching Can't Solve Every Problem

10. Elecrifying

11. Fiesta Time...?

12. Picture This

13. Video Killed the Radio Star

14. J-Jesus?

15. Jigsaw

16. Blueberry Blast

17. Alfred Hitchcock Can Bite Me

18. Sleepless Nights and Suspicious Minds

19. Bug Boy

20. Cum On

21. Feel the Noize

22. Quiet Riot Part 1

23. Quiet Riot Part 2

24. The Crushing Weight of Guilt

25. Under the Radar

26. Late Night People

27. Unexpected Accomplice

28. Close Encounter

29. Welcome to the Jungle

30. An Enemy's Offer

31. Cutthroat Company

32. Wide Awake

33. Pompous Pricks and Portals

34. Eavesdropping

35. Enemy Encounter

36. Mother Knows Best

37. Dodgeball is a Cruel and Unusual Punishment

38. Spot

39. (Don't Fear) the Reaper Part 1

40. (Don't Fear) the Reaper Part 2

41. (Don't Fear) the Reaper Part 3

42. Sleepover

43. Little High, Little Low

44. Stand Users Assemble

45. Blueberry Blast Strikes Again

46. Coming Through, Coming Through, Coming Through Now

47. Sethan

48. Coral Pink

49. Foggy

50. Bubblegum Bitch Part 1

51. Bubblegum Bitch Part 2

52. Bubblegum Bitch Part 3

53. Bubblegum Bitch Part 4

54. SPW Snooping

55. Enemy Ally

56. Child of Divorce

57. Mannesh Vita

58. Loli ho~ Part 1

59. Loli ho~ Part 2

60. Loli ho~ Part 3

61. Brioche

62. By No Means an Artist

63. Early Morning Excursion

64. Bite the Bullet

65. Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

66. Whipping Post

67. Julius Rossi is a Protective Brother

68. The First Cut is the Deepest

69. Put Out the Lights

70. Mourning

71. All Apologies

72. The Noiz Returns

73. Punching Can Solve Certain Problems

74. House of Memories

75. The Last Place Anybody Would Look

76. We Didn't Start the Fire

77. Seeing Double

78. Oblivion

79. Who Lives Who Dies

80. Justice

81. A Normal Day in the Life of a Stand User

<- To Be Continued

[ace-whovian-neuroscientist]

i think the master would be fixed if they could just host game changer

all of that chaos and mindfuckery but with no actual harm done

au where the next incarnation of the master is sam reich and he’s been here the whole time

[sigurism]

@hoppkorv, thank you.

Bob Dylan as Alias Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid Dir: Sam Peckinpah

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh - art by Sam Savitt and George Wilson (1964)

[stardreamer28]

does a ship ever just strike you by how beautiful they are? not just physical appearance, but the chemistry, how they act or speak together, and if you're lucky how natural the portrayers are together. the little touches or glances that are added makes each scene just so unf that you can't breathe for a few moments and when they're not onscreen the next scene you just wonder what life was....

[zirconpetals]

Who is the Commissioner... How did he find them... Why does he keep hiring them... Why and how does he send them on cases to other planets and points in time...

Those are the questions best not answered in canon, yet very intriguing

[sallytwo]

everytime im traveling and someone asks my name i’ll make up some random shit on the spot. except i’m horrible at lying so these names are always lame and bad. there‘a no reason i have to do this i don’t remember when/why it started but at this point it’s too funny to stop. ^ ashley speaking

[etchif]

little guy designs

[scyllaya]

Ah, yes, hello, perfectly normal human mortal Sam, who's just here to spice up the party. Because that is definitely what you are, mortal that is, and human. I have no reason to doubt you.

So, I just take these bottles of wine to a daedric summoning circle, and they will trap a daedra inside, right.... and then they will be forced to play music on the festival after it... right, right. Normal stuff, most humans got those types of wine bottles, sure.

You ain't slick with that alias, Sanguine.

[impostorsshow]

IMAGINE SAM AND MAX PLAYING MINECRAFT TOGETHER

SAM BUILDS A NICE GARDEN WHILE MAX BLOWS UP THEIR HOUSE

*Max burns down another forest*

"You crack me up little buddy"

I was ahead of you about a month ago buddy,I've been wanting to play Minecraft just to pretend to be Sam and max and take screenshots to put them in but. Mm,3ds and getting stuck in forest Temple for 3 days straight go brr

Max needs keep inventory on because I think he would actually have really bad camera control in every game ever. Like Sam does fine but I heard it's canon somewhere that both of them are terrible shots, and I think Sam only does really well when the targets far away from Max. Max is a lost cause and so him trying to control his camera [either on a controller or on Java here I don't judge] he just can't aim for shit, he needs at least 4 attempts to hit anything while standing still in the game,god help him if he tries to run right at a zombie that man isn't fucking hitting anything

Because of this most of the time Max is just rolling around at the speed of sound and Sam turned on the smallest biome size so his little buddy could find whatever he set out to get without hassle, and Sam is here with a bow and no sword in his inventory, weighing the cons and pros of using birch or oak for Thier house until Max yells at him to "GET OVER IT AND JUST PICK ONE ALREADY !! GET IN BED SO I DONT DIE 4000 BLOCKS AWAY FROM YOU!!" and forcibly takes control of Sam and throws all of his birch planks in a lava pit

Also Sam's skin would be Alex and Max's skin would just be a single color. Like he went to skindex.com, and paint bucketed the entire thing #00000 if I'm remembering the hex code correctly, and then used the paint bucket on the second layer too,the "hat" layer or whatever the fuck it is

Sam is also really fucking shit at making houses and his knowledge of redstone is that he can make an anvil device on top of their house [a lever attached to a dispenser with anvils with a piston to push the anvil off of the house to hit max as he tries desperately to left click the door] but he would totally make a little thing in the garden from a tutorial to make sure the horses and pigs and cows max brings home have a nice place to stay outside and don't get wet from the rain,and he would have a nice potato carrot farm :>

Also neither of them know how villagers work but if they did Max would adore them,it would be way too tedious for him but he would love the idea of poisoning villagers and then curing them just to poison them again so he doesn't have to pay an extra emerald for a fucking stack of sticks, and his favorite thing would be the treasure maps they give you [I've only found them from shipwrecks but I've heard they can be bought from villagers]

Holy shit how did it take me so far down the post to read the second half I fucking forgot creepers exist but on second thought. Max would figure out how to make a charged creeper and fucking drag it to the house from like 500 blocks away just to annoy the shit out of Sam by breaking both of their beds and the stairs to the second floor in one fell swoop

Sam learned how to waterlog chests after that

[alias-sam]

Pierced by a Golden Soul

Chapter 45. Blueberry Blast Strikes Again

Platonic Jojo's x Reader

Summary: Fate is a bizarre concept with countless more bizarre implications. In life sometimes such extraordinary events happen that the only reasoning left must be fate. The tragedies that constantly befall the Joestar bloodline for example may be the unluckiest series of cards drawn in human history, or perhaps the work of a greater power. There is no way to tell for sure. Had Dio Brando or Jonathan Joestar moved slightly on a divergent path the world itself would be left very different. The fate or luck of the noble Joestar bloodline has led to destruction of evil likes of the Pillar Men and DIO. This story is of a similar caliber to that of the other Joestars (as I am sure you are familiar with them). This is a story of lost souls, compassion, hope, and above all fate.

Word Count: 1,089

(Crosspost from Wattpad, full fic is already posted there.)

You looked up at the menu hesitantly. Was it worth it? The name 'Blueberry Blast' was staring back at you in bold vivid cerulean lettering. Might as well try it, right? You didn't even get a sip of it last time. Typically you wouldn't visit places like this, but Vita seemed just as excited to come to the store as Jaya was the first time she showed you the shop.

For a moment you were glad Vita was ordering. It gave you more time to decide if your experience with smoothies last time was enough to deter you from the treat all together. That was until Vita looked the cashier in the eye as he ordered a carrot, orange juice, and tangerine smoothie. The cashier looked over Vita's shoulder at you to make sure the boy was being serious. You facepalmed before nodding. It was an odd quirk of your friend that you had noticed. He only ever ate orange foods, his favorite of which was carrots. He always had them on his person somehow and you never quite understood why.

"Sir... we don't keep carrots in stock here..." The cashier explained awkwardly.

"That's fine." Vita nodded. You knew what was coming next as a bag appeared in Vita's hand. "I brought my own. If you could just mix them in with my smoothie that would be fine." The cashier once again looked at you for some sort of guidance, but all you could do was shake your head and motion for her to go with it. You were planning to leave a generous tip for the trouble.

After making sure Joseph didn't want anything you wound up ordering a Blueberry Blast and paying. Vita tried arguing he'd pay for his own stuff, but you assured him a two-dollar smoothie was something you could handle.

The boardwalk was fairly occupied, given it was a Saturday you weren't all that surprised. You slowly followed behind as Vita excitedly showed Joseph around the various stores and tourist attractions. You were happy to see the two getting along, they both had an eccentric-ness that helped them bond. Vita's eyes held a sense of adventure and affinity for mischief that you noticed in Joseph's, the many years on Joseph had dulled the shine, but it was there. You could only assume the kind of trouble the man got up to in his younger days.

Eventually the three of you had to stop and rest in a shaded area. Joseph, despite his excitement to explore, was getting tired in the hot sun, and you could tell. After making sure he was all settled, you pulled Vita aside and lightly scolded him for not minding his pace when showing a very old man around on such a hot day. The boy was about to apologize when his watch started beeping.

"Oh no! I have to go!" He yelled, looking panicked. "I completely forgot to feed Harvey and Rodger before coming to meet you here this morning!" Before you could do or say anything else, Vita dramatically threw his smoothie over his shoulder and dashed away. Joseph looked over at you confused.

"Harvey and Rodger?"

"Better not to ask." You sighed, watching the boy's retreating form and taking a sip from your own smoothie. With no better option, you took a seat next to Mr. Joestar on the bench.

"Lovely weather we're having." He commented awkwardly.

"Yep." You responded absentmindedly. It was quiet for a moment before you got up the courage to say what was on your mind. "I overheard you and Jotaro talking about me the other day..." You admitted. "I didn't hear much, and I don't entirely know what it was about, but I can't help but feel like Jotaro is mad at me?"

"Jotaro.... he'll come around." Joseph sighed, leaning back on the bench to look up at the clear blue sky. "Don't worry about all that. When the time comes, I'm sure Jotaro will tell you. With everything going on, now definitely isn't the right time." You were confused by the old man's words but stayed silent and let him continue. "Maybe my grandson doesn't, but I trust you Y/n. I can put in a good word for you." The man perked up as he shifted through the pockets of his jacket. "Speaking of, I have a little something I was hoping you could help me with."

"Oh?" You looked at Joseph curiously. He eventually took out a key ring.

"I have a few things that have been sitting in a storage room at the Speedwagon foundation research center not too far from here." Joseph handed you the key ring, which you hesitantly accepted. "Whenever it's convenient, I'd appreciate you going there. I'm an old man and just can't sort through all that stuff. There's a box in the storage room labeled 1989, it should have a photo with me and Jotaro and a few other people. I've been wanting to find it for some time now, but haven't had any luck. Would you mind?"

"Not at all." You assured the man before placing the keys in your pocket. It wasn't that odd of a request, so you accepted it gladly. Just as you were about to continue with your smoothie a group of teens ran by, one of which knocked the Styrofoam cup from your hand. "Hey!" You yelled as you felt the juice splash into your shirt. "Stupid kids." You mumbled. "Could you wait here for a second?" You asked, looking over at Joseph. "I need to clean this crap off."

"I don't mind. Take your time." The man said before gazing out at the scenery by his little bench.

"Thanks." You sighed before heading to the nearest bathroom. As you walked off, you failed to notice a shadow slithering underfoot towards Joseph's bench. Whether it was luck or fate, you managed not to step on it.

You angrily murmured to yourself unintelligible curses about how you were never going to subject yourself to Blueberry Blast ever again while you wiped your shirt with a wet paper towel. After getting most of the juice off, your shirt still had a massive blue stain on it, but there wasn't much to be done. You murmured a few more curses to yourself about careless kids before heading back outside towards Mr. Joestar.

..................

"Anyways, sorry about that Mr-"You stopped mid-sentence as you gazed at the empty bench in front of you. "...Joestar?" You quickly looked around through the surrounding groups of people, but had no luck finding your missing charge. "Crap."

Jotaro was going to kill you.

[homoangel]

never getting over this

that is ALL plastic !!

i know they are the burn bones boys but come on now

[notedchampagne]

getting in on the zodiac romance. I'm Cancer sun, Virgo moon, Leo rising but my Venus and Mars are both Gemini

the REAL reason we should get married tho is that my name is also Sam

funny zodiac aside the other person being named sam is genuinely a dealbreaker for me i already find it strange enough saying my own name Plus both of us turning our heads to a call will kill me every time

[suchananewsblog]

Ahead of the Met Gala today, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas snapped on date night in New York: See pic inside - Times of India

Global icon Priyanka Chopra has been in the news recently for her brutal honesty regarding her decision to quit Bollywood and move to Hollywood for greener pastures. The 40-year-old disclosed that the politics of B-town eventually got to her and she decided to explore projects in the West. Priyanka, who is now looking forward to walk the red carpet at the Met Gala in New York later today, was…

[eating-sim0n]

Btw I like Simon as a casual little boop from mutuals, but my name is very much Alex