#Ahh shit 😬

[nando161mando]

Ahh shit 😬

[m3-kk]

Sharing my TCF notes because sharing is caring 😬 ⬇️. (All of them… so far)

Ch. 086- sad time for Raon :(. REVENGE HAHAHA LETSGOOOO

Ch. 335- Eruhaben protect Roan & Cale from ugly WS 😆

Ch. 352- Cale’s greatest fear…😭

Ch. 378- Choi’s uncle (DS) left info book written in KOREAN?!?! 😵

Ch. 394- Letter from Death & shiz show😬

Ch. 395- CALE IS AFRAID?!?! 😱

Ch. 401- “Plavin was laughing on the outside but crying on the inside.”😌

Ch. 404- “And Miss Cage, please cuss out the God of Death for me.” -Cale 😇

Ch. 411- They were talking about the Lion King (person) and I thought they were talking about the movie 😭

Ch. 414- Choi Han woke up crying “Kim Rook Soo” 😰

Ch. 415- “What am I supposed to call the friend of my nephew once removed?” -Choi Han 😳

Ch. 423- “Oh, by the way, the original owner of your body is living well too. He said he is happy.” -Lee Soo Hyuk ☺️

Ch. 423- CALE CRIES! BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😰

“It's a new record! You were unconscious for 20 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, and 19 seconds!”- Roan Miru🤠

Ch. 431-

“You son of a bitch!” -Bear King

"Why am I your son? Such an idiot.”

-Whale Archie🫡

Ch. 434- Which Henituse sibling wants to become what?🥱👑⚔️

Ch. 435- Sworn brothers 🤞

Ch. 455- Ron says he has a cute young master (Cale) who he doesn’t want to disappoint.🥹

Also that Roan is cuter than Cale 😂

Ch. 457- “This is nice.” Beacrox commented before swinging his greatsword horizontally.🙂

Ch. 461- Cale’s merchant name is Bob XD

Ch. 465- The Sound of the Wind was a top underneath a boulder surrounded by whirlpools.

The Indestructible Shield was a pit under the tree.

The Scary Giant Cobblestone was a stone in the Super Rock villa.

The Fire of Destruction was a sculpture at the center of the magma.

The Vitality of the Heart was a stone pillar at the center of a whirlwind.

The Sky Eating Water was a chained spear.

Ch. 476- More Dragon Family Drama wtf

Ch. 481- To the Fake World Tree

Ch. 501- Illusion of Other World..RAMEN!

Ch. 504- Stick from World Tree (Cale’s blood is special?!)

Ch. 515- Vampire Duke Fredo (seems nice)

Ch. 516- Demonic Race, Rosalyn, White Star after cookie prince?! NOOO

Ch. 520- WEAKLING. Alberu is a mage swordsman badass dark elf

Ch. 526- These brothers are so cute OMEGALUL

Ch.555- Sealed god test, wtf this is so sad I’m crying I’ve never been so genuinely sad

Ch. 559- CHOI HAN OUR LOVE THANKS🙏

Ch. 581- AWW BESTIEEE

Ch. 584- Cale saying he could beat 3 strong peeps

Ch. 589- Alberu goes to Blood Boulder

Ch. 601- AHH CALE BDAY AHHH

Ch. 612- THEY GAVE ALBERU A GUN!!

Ch. 618- Cale explains to LeeSooHyuk the truth

Ch. 622- HOMEEEEEEEE AYYAYAAY

Ch. 627- @Capital w/ Dad y Alberu YAY

Ch. 628- BUBBLEGUM PINK DRAGON

Ch. 629- We are a big family!

Ch. 631- 5 FUCKIN DRAGONS AHHH-

[THE AUTHOR STARTS SAYING SHIT LIKE “IN THE FUTURE.. “ LIKE F U MAKIN ME ALL SAPPY N STUFF WTH UGHHH!!!]

Ch. 640- 2 Cats are Molan house’s future 🥹.. They can’t go berserk?..

Ch. 645- Roan & Cale Solo Fight letsgo!!

Ch. 646- Cale uses ‘instant’ to destroy 2 unranked monsters.. I’m crying actually..

Ch. 647- wtf I’m crying, goosebumps fr

Ch. 649- Roan has grown so much 🥹

Ch. 652- COM. WITH EARTH 2 AHHHH—

Ch. 655- Cale is healing❤️ OG Cale!KRS

Ch. 656- SOO much info from OG Cale!!

Ch. 658- CALE IS AWAKEEE YAYA

Ch. 662- OMG Cale’s BioMom was cooking

Ch. 663- WE KNOW HOW TO KILL HIM HA

Ch. 670- World Tree-nim

Ch. 677- Explaining ALOT lore dump!!

CB. 681- WOW the end of that chap tho

Ch. 682- I stan Cale’s hatred for the White Star. We love the PJs! Alberu is moon that’s so *legs in air kicking*

Ch. 683- So are we gonna kill WS or whatt?

Ch. 684- HAHAH OMG CALE’S BDR POWER IS SO SCARY EVERYONE THINKS ITS THE WS!! HAHAH ITS CALE’S THOOO

Ch. 685- omg.. DANGGG!! Our Cale is truly terrifying! New Pokémon acquired! White star!! 😏 wait we have a tiny WS in our pocket how cute! 🥰

Ch. 686- HAHA BOOM BOOM 💥

Ch. 688- Rashell says he wouldn’t be able to sleep if many humans died 🥰

Ch. 689- ROCK SHEILD LETSGOOO

Ch. 694- DEAFEATED! Alberu faints and thinks he’s like Cale now 😭

Ch. 695- NAHH WE LOVEEE

Ch. 699- ENTERED THE TEMPLE! We can’t leave…? CALE IS GHOST AND WATCHING OTHERS TESTS HUHHH?!! (DespairTest2)

Ch. 700- This chapter is just amazing, these people are so smart ughhh I’m screaming! In a happy way tho

Ch. 701- OK we have Choi Han, Clopeh, Rosalyn and Cale so far.. MARYYY

Ch. 702- +1(Roan) Cale can use the cintamani to contact other world. PEOPLE CAN SEE HIM YAY!

Ch. 705- Talking with Cale & others through the Cintamani :>

Ch. 706- Tonka! And Dark elf Tasha&Alberu

Ch. 707- My heart, Alberu was so sad and lonely back then…

Ch. 709- Eruhaben! WS is badddd

Ch. 710- Whyyyy I’m actually feeling despair it’s so complicated ugh and no ones receiving correct info ughhhhh

Ch. 713- Mary is #GIRLBOSS for not being tricked! ❤️❤️

Ch. 717- So glad that was settled 😮‍💨

Ch. 718- So the test Cale was in wasn’t the original one so now we are doing the actual sadness test ok 👍

Ch. 719- WOW NOT CALE ALREADY FINISHING BLUE TEST.. also someone else?

Ch. 721- Toonka left the test, Cale met Choi Jung Gun, I’m I’m scared 😶

Ch. 722- Rosalyn finally put the tests goals into words! She’s so smart. I love herrr

Ch. 726- Cale confronts CJG and he’s being used as bait bc a hunter is here oh no. Cale is going to cause chaos ialrk

Ch. 727- WOWW Cale was about to be isekaied lol. Good thing we have ancient powers! 2 Hunters?! 🫣

Ch. 730- Cale actually skipped a level bfr

Ch. 731- Cale has to observe past Roan (during the night) and Alberu (during the day)

Ch. 732- FLIPPING OVER THE FIRST PRINCES PALACE HAHAHAHAGA

Ch. 735- Freeing Roan! Again Again?

Ch. 739- Still loving how Choi’s test is taking care of tiny KRS. Alberu test completed!!

Ch. 740- I’m loving Clopeh during this test so far. He knows his goals and he sticks to them. He’s crazy!

Ch. 744- Damn Dodam Miru. I think DM’s world is not an illusion. Cale “tricking” the Wrath test is crazy I love that sly bastard!

Ch. 745- Cale hates when the children hate their side dishes ahah! The Wrath test is actually really difficult it surprised me frfr! Clopeh & Cale are angy

Ch. 749- How dare this low-life Dorph ever consider sacrificing the great and mighty Roan Miru. I pour all of my hatred and anger toward him. He needs to die. 😡

Ch. 750- Finally! Flipping every over heh!

[merlucide]

Satoru Gojo random HCs

notes: Yeesh idk if this is good or not😬

words: 651

warnings: suggestive content, curse words

((Reader has boobs(ignore if you don’t)) —————————————————————

gojo as boyfriend/husband is one hell of a ride.

He’s constantly teasing you whenever

wherever. He love’s annoying you and how

annoyed you get. He 100% does it in public

too. Gojo already drives everyone nuts and

they all feel bad for you having to deal with it

24/7.

He’s also super handsy- but we already knew

that. He always keeps his hand around your

waist when in public(or home ofc).loves

holding you hands and kissing you knuckles,

then saying something super cheesy but

totally meaning it.

you get so embarrassed when gojo does

something stupid in public and ends up with

you being mad at him. If you aren’t talking to

him he will deadass say:

“so sex is off the table tonight huh?”

You probably throw sum at him.

poor megumi gets secondhand

embarrassment so bad from the situations

you get in. His face is all scrunched up in

visible discomfort. He thought you were

mental for being with Gojo.

anywho- Shopaholic Gojo. gojo totally buys

shit he doesn’t need. A shoe umbrella? Hell

ya! A watermelon stroller? It’s totally

practical! A dancing cactus?(yes that one)

dance parties got an upgrade! He loves

spoiling you ofc ofc, he’ll come home and it

would go sum like this:

“okay okay okay- close your eyeeees”

“Satoru, I already told you I- I don’t need anything-“

“Ahh abababaa shhhh- puuuuut your hands out! Okay open your eyes!”

“Oooo…ohh?!.. Oh baby….you, you got me glow in the dark toilet paper”

Gojo does love buying you actually nice things

though. He gives you his card telling you to go

crazy and buy whatever. He buys you the

fanciest clothes because money isn’t a

problem. You’ve tried telling him you don’t

need all of these things but he just says he

love spoiling you.

((Okay gojo would 100% do this))

Gojo definitely likes to spoon you. He likes

knowing you’re safe in his arms. Feeling your

chest moving up and down and the soft

sound of your breathing, he finds it soothing.

Don’t get me wrong he LOVES to be held, just

not as he sleeps, it’s too vulnerable for him.

Now I’ve been thinking. Is Gojo Satoru an ass,

tit, or thigh kinda guy. I think the fandom has

nominated him as a tit guy lol. I don’t think he

would care to much if you were busty or flat

as long as he can grab something lol. He loves

leaving hickeys on your thighs though- omg

when he’s done he looks up through his

lashes and omggghehehehehsh😩😩 ((bffr

he would leave hickies anywhere and

everywhere. In such obvious places too))

gojo is totally the type to see the rain and ask

to dance in it with you- he just wants to dance

with you, any type- could be a clumsy waltz or

a dance in your bedroom kind. As long as you

both are happy.

Gojo doesn’t shut up about you either.

Everyone at the school knows more about

you than you even do. He brags sm too.

gojo is constantly go go go, so when you guys

have soft moments(very rare), he savors

them. You both are just cuddled up close, soft

giggles, long stares, and few to none words

being exchanged. You could stay in your

lovers arms for eternity.

when gojo crashes after loads of stress, he

crashes hard. He doesn’t want to fall apart, he

hates that it’s happening to him. He doesn’t

want to burden you either. He just goes to you

and lets you hold up as he clutches to your

shirt. Just pet his hair and sway softly whilst

whispering sweet nothings. He needs you

more than you could ever know. You’re his

everything.

You and gojo have been through thick and thin and you guys are still together! Whata couple

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I am so sorry if it’s bad- I can’t tell. 😣

reblogs are appreciated!!

made December 11th 2023

[pedrisslut]

Can we have post match Pedri smut :) let’s see what you got - anon💚

Ahh the classic post match smut😏 well in the words of a master transfer news reporter - “Here We Go”💛🖤

I wrote this when Barca lost 2-1

a/n: this was not proofread so beware for mistakes! Sorry if this was shit this literally the first smut piece I have ever written😬

The sound of the whistle rang through out the stadium beckoning the end of the match. In contrast to you who knew your work had just began. When you saw the scoresheet go to 2-0 you knew what would be coming for you. If Pedri wasn’t angry enough, he got subbed of at the 61st minute only adding to his anger but he being the gentleman he is never showed it (but you could tell he was boiling). There was a glimmer of hope when Lewandowski got one at the back of the net but it was all futile as Barcelona was handed a loss anyway.

You waited in the stands till you got his signal. Once the stadium was relatively empty there it was the notification on your phone rang and you didn’t even look to know what you had to do. You make your way to the locker room. You opened the door to see an empty room but the sound of the showers running. You get to the showers and you’re greeted by Pedri’s back facing you completely nude.

Pedri’s head shoots back at the sound of you closing the shower door. You can visibly see the anger in his face but it slowly melts away as he sees you. “ I’m really pissed mi dulce perra” he says with a sigh. “Why don’t you show me how pissed you are” you say almost in a breath as you start stripping going slowly putting on a show for him. His erection slowly growing standing upwards. You smirk to yourself proud of the control you have over him. You unclasp your bra to reveal your bare breast.

You squeeze them together and with that Pedri’s patience snaps and he pulls you into the shower with him. Lips connecting both fighting for dominance. His hands roam your body starving for the touch of your warm skin. Your hands interlocking with his hair tugging it. You bite down on his bottom lip causing him to let out a low moan which has you smirking against the kiss. Pedri not liking you being in charge, slams you against the cold shower tiles which earns him a breathy moan from you.

This leaves Pedri smirking as he likes feeling like he is in control especially when he’s had a bad match. You don’t mind of course after all you are just Pedri’s slut. He pins both your hands above your head as he starts grinding his thick cock against the entrance of your clit. You let a annoyed moan -“Please Papi fuck me already”- Pedri lets out a sarcastic chuckle -“ You’re really greedy for Papi’s cock aren’t mi dulce perra” he slaps your ass as you just nod your head desperately hoping your submissiveness will get him to fuck you already.

“Please baby show me who owns this pussy” you say in a high pitched moan whilst he pinches your tits. With your plea he picks you up aligning his dick with your entrance and without warning he thrusts deep into your pussy finding a hard-fast rhythm. “Papi yes!”- as his thrust start hitting your g-spot repeatedly. -“Yeah you like that don’t you my fucking slut you like when papi has you begging and gasping for air” he continues his merciless thrust abusing your g-spot. Your nails rake across his back causing him to throw his head back.

The shower filled with the sound of running water, slapping skin, moans and grunts. You look down to see Pedri’s bulge inside of your tummy, he catches on to what you are looking at and presses against with his free hand. This has you crying out with tears coming down the sides of your face, the pressure being to much for you to handle. - Papi I’m gonna cum!” is all you managed to spit out. -“Then cum for me bitch” he groans. He moves his hand down to draw a figure 8 on your clit. This has you cumming with Pedri’s name on your lips like a chant. The added wetness travelling all the way to his lower abdomen has him cumming soon after in a long groan.

He doesn’t pull out both of y’all just regaining your breath after that workout. - That was amazing baby but you have to leave now” Pedri implying for you to leave before the paparazzi come hounding him for interviews. All you do is nodd and try to stand upright which was very hard atm. You both get dressed as you kiss him in the cheeks as your goodbye. You manage to make it to your car with attracting any attention. As you were about to start your car your phone rings with a notification from Pedri reading -

Papi: remember be at my place at 9;)

you know you will be there. Even though Pedri will never have a relationship with you, you will always be there for him no matter. You are just Pedri’s slut⭐️

[space-cowboy-101]

🥀 Seventeen x Dragon Age: Origins aesthetics 🥀

ahh dragon age origins. the og. the original. the beginning of all beginnings. one of my favorites.

my list definitely goes: inquisition, origins, veilguard, 2. but we aren’t here for that, we’re here for the one and only s.coups.

this is part of my dragon age au series, formally called ‘Modern Heroes of Thedas: Vol. 2’ (idk why its volume 2 it sounded cool), which is three (now four with the new game) fanfics for three (four) kpop groups that are based on the dragon age games. as of now, only the third installment is posted because it kind of started the whole thing 💀 now it’s gotten out of hand and i’ve allowed myself to drown in the obsession that is this.

dragon age origins, the first game and first fanfic of the series, has (some of) seventeen as the cast.

for our mc aka the warden/hero of ferelden, we have choi seungcheol—son to the teyrn of highever and a new grey warden.

some stuff happens at the start (the human noble origins) and lands him at ostagar, joining the grey wardens and fighting a battle against the darkspawn. when the wardens and the king of ferelden are inevitably betrayed, him and the other two wardens he met are left to pick up where they left off and end the fifth blight using the warden treaties.

unlike the actual mc of origins, s.coups isn’t going to disappear and never show up in another dragon age. he’s mentioned and he’s eventually going to appear in another because it calls for it.

each story, accidentally but now somewhat intentionally, focus on some dark subjects that aren’t as prevalent or just aren’t in the games because of the changes i made.

for the seventeen fic, it’ll lean heavily into the effects of what war does to young people because somehow nearly all of the members in this are under 18/turn 18 during the course of the story. it also goes into slavery and prostitution and some other shit that’s pretty fucked up that’s been hinted at/mentioned in dragon age.

(for example, it goes deeper into how the crows/house arainai literally buys children/orphans to train them as assassins and slavery of elves in tevinter. that’s a warning in itself 😬)

but this is typical dragon age stuff. i think. but there are happy moments! a lot, honestly. they’re a travelling bunch of misfits who don’t really have anyone but themselves.

anyways, if you’d like to read the third part (💀) of the series, it’s got about 20 something chapters to it. it’s ateez and has pirate/antivan hongjoong as the inquisitor.

i plan on posting this sometime soonish? i’ve been writing it quite a bit since the new game released.

[galaxymagick]

bg3 playthrough🏹

I left the long pauses in because you can see and feel how much I was hesitating and know I was like seriously 😰😮‍💨😬 gales reaction my god it’s understandable but my goddddddd even watching gales part back I’m like..

why'd this have to affect me so...the fcking drammmaaaa. i should have gone with karlach but somehow it didn't progress. or you know what said yes to lae'zel

i love minthara in the back tho lolllllllllll shes so fcking judging..

well there you have it… draven finally broke up with gale, (i mean he was "with" astarion first but technicalities) after getting as many gale kisses in as possible. he finally spoke with astarion after avoiding him for the longest time, cause he knew astarion would be asking about his new ‘lover’. that shit was such a difficult choice. I was all for him to be with gale 'till the end, but alas… no, the silly elf took over the silly wizard. The way astarion hides/plays off the jealously but then also the excitement. honestly… draven wishes he could be with both, but astarion doesn’t want to be in a triangle with gale nor would gale want to share. what’s a half wood elf to do again pulled between both sides 😔 look at hiiiiiiiiisss face ahh what did i do

i see you back there astarion, smiling at him ....this was after having last gale smooches, and before sending him back to camp to swap him out for minthara. i blame moonrise

this game i swearrrrr..

[justanotherdrfan]

Welcome back to DTS BREAKDOWN!

Please don’t open if you want to avoid spoilers!

S6E3 (Under Pressure)

-eww it’s Zak Brown

-‘we need to give them some time’ don’t you say Zak how’s about I give you some time with my fist in a boxing ring you absolute arsehole of a being

-‘Maybe this is the year we can turn things around’ yes Lando you keep living in delulu land and sign your life away one stupidly timed contract after contract with McLaren

-not Oscar not knowing how to get the door to open at McLaren HQ 😂

-‘He’s only like 15’, Lando commenting about Oscar (and you act like a 15 year old so please tell me the difference)

-You also said all the same things about Daniel Zak and look how you ended up treating him you absolute twat

-also your car is butt ugly

-Lando I see you laughing in the corner whilst Zak talks about championship worthy cars (and so does DTS)

-also your car is shithouse too

-17th and DNF on the first race (stellar car McLaren just stellar and karma is a bitch)

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS IS BACK

-And then they follow with Danica (fuck off)

-Lando ‘we have a clear plan’ moments after they show him tell Zak he’s going to walk into Red Bull and steal their front wing (sounds legit, also I know your trying but it’s not funny)

-Christian you can make out like you want Lando all you want but you love Daniel and Max together full stop (so stop kidding us and yourself)

-Zak: ‘block out all the nonsense’ (so can you be blocked from F1 then?)

-Lando trying to play the camera as if he’s Daniel (mate you will not and I repeat will not be the king of DTS. That is DANIEL RICCIADRO. AND DANIEL RICCIARDO ONLY.)

-Why am I watching these two twats play golf?

-Yes the golf cart is quicker than the McLaren (it’s not that hard at this point) 😂

-Lando once again is a brat on radio

-YES CHRISTIAN TALK SHIT ABOUT ZAK! (He’s such a daddy cub to Daniel)

-Not George airing out William’s dirty laundry about people drinking on race weekends 😂

-Zak and Lando clearly both live in delulu land

-All of McLaren’s sponsors grilling Zak about his shitshow of a car 👏🏽

-CLAIRE WILLIAMS I ADORE YOU

-McLaren with all this bullshit talking around the situation of their shit car just say what it is for what it is and stop playing for the camera (yes I know the shows dramatised but still)

-KEEP CLAIRE ON RETAINER I BEG OF YOU DTS

-‘I feel very responsible with what happens at McLaren’ well Zak I think that’s kinda of your job don’t you think?

-NOTE A DTS MOMENT BUT I HATE MCLAREN

-Ohh right your leading a race because Max isn’t just doing it so shits not always the same same

-Ohh look Haas has entered the chat only for it to be its engine on fire at Silverstone ( that Ferrari engine ahh) 😬🏎️🔥🧯

-FUCK OFF ZAK JUST FUCK OFF

-‘I’ve never won an F1 race’ (and you never will Lando you never will with McLaren)

THANK FUCK THAT EPISODE IS OVER! 😤

[hobiebrownswicks]

You know I might get people heated for this but it’s been on my mind for YEARS. Why do people tell minors to dni but then write smut about them 💀?

Like i can be scrolling on this goofy ahh app and all I see is a 30 year old writing smut about someone 15 years younger than them and saying “minors dni or get blocked” like whattt? 😭

Like I understand if your writing about an adult but your writing smut about a 12 year old and then saying mdni. Your writing porn about a minor. let me repeat. Your writing porn about a minor. PORN and MINOR shouldn’t be in the Same sentence pookie. Your writing porn about somebody that can be the same age as your cousin or sibling. You don’t see anything wrong about that😬?

The amount of smut I’ve seen in the avatar, ATSV, and other fandoms is beyond me. Like I understand if people that are like under 19 crushing over these characters, but full grown adults that have a husband/wife and like three kids writing smut about the minors (miles, Gwen, pav, mayday, Lo’ak, neteyam, Kiri, tuk, tsireya, spider, and aonung) is just weird even if your a few years older than them.

I hear the same “I aged them up” excuse my whole life 😭. Your shouldn’t be aging up a character just because your horny and you want to get off. If you dat horny, just go on pornhub or some shit ☠️. I also hear the good ole “they aren’t real” ma’am 😟. I HATE when they say some dumb shit like “if you don’t like it, ignore it” like why would I ignore a grown adult writing porn about someone that probably don’t even think like that. Also when I say smut, I don’t mean the other smut you might read. I mean rape and so much more. I was acting like curious George and ended up being traumatized 😭 (don’t go down the rabbit hole it’s for your greater good 🥲) anyway….. sorry for this post it’s just been on my mind for the past 3 to 5 years 😭 (also I ain’t finna @ the many (over 30) accounts that I see do it daily because that’s too much work and I’m trying to be successful in school and stress free 🤭😋)

[mydetheturk]

ahh shit new xkit finally got taken out by firefox and its time for me to finally set up xkit rewritten 😬

[septiccoffeefreak]

Explained the Pearl/X/Maxxxine trilogy to Tommy and he went OFF about Peral and made me laugh my ass off tbh.

Here are some highlights I can remember.

"there's an alligator? (Laughs)"

"this is NOT the vibe!!!"

"how is she not dead if she's fucking crazy AND killed people?? Cops kill people for being mentally ill all the time and she's a MURDERER??? she should have been dead before x she should have BEEN DEAD.LIKE "ACK". LIKE (fingers across the throat and.tounge out) "BLEH." LIKE. DEAD. PERIOD. DEAD!!! They would have SHOT HER. A cop would go "AHH A MENTALLY ILL PERSON" and KILL HER without the murders!!! And she DID MURDERS!!!!!"

"normally it's sad when cops kill people without treatment but de-escalation probably wouldn't work on her because she's like a serial killer right? You couldn't talk to her? so I wouldn't even be sad I'd just be like "yeah!! You can't take her out any other way and you have to do SOMETHING!!!" Or- (face lights up as he comes up with an alternate, not killing her idea) at least maim her or something JUST so she can't move to kill you and THEN maybe you can treat her? Get like 30 cars in, some rope, jackets and shit to tie her down with, tasers, I need everyone on the case, DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER!!!"

"so what, does she just think sexually assaulting people is going to work? Is she going to have sex with EVERYONE all the time or rape them and hope a camera is rolling and she gets famous without any consequences???? That's uh.... (Lip smack) That's not how it works... 😬"

(in response to "Pearl dies and it's Maxine who kills her."): "YES!!"

"Even after she's dead she's fucking up everything for everyone for NO fucking reason like you're not going to be a star Pearl!! You're DEAD!!!! Maxine has to kill this other guy now who isn't even Pearl and it STILL is RELATED TO HER???!!!!! Girl STOPPPP"

"she's just making the adult entertainment industry even more dangerous than it already is for NOTHING. She just makes everyone's lives WORSE and It isn't even effective!! Like she's effective in making everyone else's lives worse but not in her GOAL. She ruins everything for everyone so much that you can make a whole trilogy out of her ruining everything for everyone!!!!!"

I love him so much; never change, Tommy. 💚

[raccooncityriots]

Undead 10 pack a day smoker voice “yeah, sure. Lok’tar or whatever”

Turalyon makin’ me nervous with all his snide little comments. “🙄 great job, horde savage. Now run along, I’m sure you’ve got puppies to go kick or something” lmao but real talk that “I see more than you know”? EXTREMELY SUS. Man planning yet another war front as we speak.

I am crying, I love it.

Don’t you be talking shit about Voss or our people to my boney face, Alleria! Your sister wouldn’t treat me like this. She’d be worse, but she was also undead so it’s fine

Ya man was yelling at me for being a horde member ten minutes ago and now you’re over here like, “she’s… you ahh know… one of those kinds of “people” 😬”

Zaradreth why are you looking at your hands like ‘oh god what have I done’ A Lilian questline is always a good questline. This bit was fun on its own and I genuinely didn’t know we were going to find the queen like that, so that also added to it. I think avoiding as much as I possibly could about this expansion before I played it was the right call. Spoilers and data mines can be interesting and all that, but not knowing every little detail has made it a lot more interesting for me.

Dwarf too big.

Jania still on her quest to be a home wrecker, I see. You know who we ain’t mentioned once in WW? His wife smh Also I ain’t don’t nothing for Thrall other than watch him tell an earthen how lightening works.

Mural cool.

Me nor my friend remembered this spider lady. All of her quirky “haha, bet you don’t recognize me now that I’m ascended do you?” Lines were lost on us. Sorry spider lady, I wouldn’t have recognized you in spider form either.

Even the spiders hate the undead 😔😔

So like… I could just google it but… what were we supposed to do with the soda machine? Lmao other than buy soda you can’t drink.

[real-hawkguy]

trap (2024) review: okay so holy shit josh hartnett is SO FIIIINE 🥵 even when he gets into a silly goofy mood it's still not that unsexy but aside from that wow what a movie

the first part is the "funnest" i'd say with the whole venue escape. saleka is EXCELLENT as lady raven and sings some actual bangers (seriously i was jammin to them in my seat and downloaded the album after) during the concert scenes, with her father/director m.knight shyamalan cameoing in one. the second half falls flatter in my opinion due to it being perhaps a bit too drawn out....

SPOILER UNDER CUT (not too bad but still read at own risk!)

finally a possibly dumb theory based on the "end credit" scene with the shirt seller (jamie?). did he seem to be "putting on" his shock to y'all or am i crazy?? when cooper approached him i sensed he didnt seem totally comfortable around him...the vibes were a lil off. especially that creepy ahh smile cooper has 😬. and personally if i had my work badge suddenly go missing off of my person right after someone who i'd never met before was just asking numerous detailed questions about a serial killer i'd be a LIL sus.

regarding the drawn out aspect why the hell even tase him??? just fuckin shoot his ass!! they have full knowledge of his craftiness and as shown by the ending in the paddywagon it's gonna end badly...even during lady raven being on the phone in the bathroom he mentions getting a master key. why not just get it or break the door down if so desperate?? these things just baffle me!!

...could it be possible jamie tipped off the agents about cooper 🤔🤔🤔 the other unsubs didnt correlate until very very late but who had close contact with one??? hmm...

ANYWAYS i really enjoyed it! great acting, great music, and plenty of suspense to keep you guessing.

i give it a solid 7/10 😃

[astridthevalkyrie]

aot characters' favorite mha characters bc i'm funny (not meant to be taken seriously in the slightest pls)

eren—loves ochako uraraka but he breaths a little heavily every time shigaraki’s on screen

everyone thinks it would be bakugo but he saw him being mean to an armin kinnie (deku) and huffed through his nose and now he’s a bakugo anti

mikasa—bops to the hero too song but jirou isn’t her favorite character since she’s “too emo”

bakugo became her favorite as soon as he stepped up on stage in the sports festival and told everyone he was gonna win, she shed a single and called the entire gang extras after that

armin—tries so hard not to have deku as his favorite character but tbh it’s just like when he watched encanto and saw mirabel it was like it was meant to be

cries when deku eats all might’s hair

coincidentally also a huuuuge all might stan and defender who actually gets pissy everytime someone slanders him

jean—“ew i don’t watch that gay hero show” (momo bc “hot and underrated leader”)

also ojiro because “there’s just something ab that guy's voice…”

sasha—denki :) jean makes kissy faces at her when connie looks away and when connie doesn’t look away. sasha thinks it’s an invitation to make out. it isn’t.

but also momo bc of the boobs

connie—“this toga mfer is creepy as helllll”

unironically stans sir nighteye and cried when he died and makes a hate shrine dedicated to overhaul (“isn’t that a video game lolzzz” “that’s overwatch you fucking moron”)

historia—aizawa DICKRIDER bro she screamed when he cut his leg off and eren paused to shout at her for six minutes during which she kept crying about the leg

also saw dabi’s backstory and her face was just permanently stuck like this ☹️ becomes a dabi fan only after that so eren accuses her of being fake bc he’s a hater

ymir—“that girl with the green hair that moves and shit”

says she likes bakugo because he’s funny but the first time hawks appeared on screen her eyes were WIDE and she giggles a bit every time he’s in the show after that

reiner—“oh definitely mirio”

“is it because you’re also a better version of the main character”

eren: “hey what the FUCK actually” giggles and twirls hair cutely “reiner mirio’s actually in my top five too”

cried when aoyama was exposed he was like ong that’s me

bertholdt—he also likes uraraka but his one and only fav character is hagakure 

there’s not much to be said there but when he told everyone that mikasa was like “yiiiiiiiikes 😬 aren’t you literally the colossal titan too 😂”

annie—she says it’s endeavor and everyone groans really loudly and connie says “ofc you like him abusive dad ahh dickrider”

her second fav is toga. 

and her third fav is wash.

erwin—hero commission president blonde lady 

this one ->  

says he wishes he bought levi as a child

levi isn't happy about that

hange—obviously the evil doctor who helps all for one

she also thinks all for one is hot

“i wanna look at the frog girl’s tongue soooo bad”

levi—mr compress

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Helluva boss review part 3

Episode 8

*squints eyes* why does vortex look different here???

Loona calls another hellhound (dog??) a bitch. And the other hellhounds get offended, I guess that word would be an offensive term for dog demons…But I thought Loona never been to a party before? How did that poodle dog knew her, and had a picture of her puking??

Wait. Wait I know that voice….IS THAT FREAKING KESHA LIKE THE KESHA OH MY GOD.

Oh this song is kind of bad. Like lyrical…I mean it’s a basic pop song???

ALOS WHAT THE HECK IS SHE??? IS SHE A BEE?? A WOLF, A FOX???? WHY IS SHE A HYBRID???

I do like that her hair, stomach, and arms glow. That’s cool. Also apparently she’s Beelzebub????? Ok so Beelzebub was originally a Hebrew god. In the Christian stories, he represents as either envy OR gluttony. But one person thought he might be the demon of pride, another thought he was a demon of idolatry aka false god. He seen as a fly demon because some scholars call him a piece of shit and that said his flowers are flies attract to waste.

So…Beelzebub is a confusing character. Here in Viv’s world, Bee is a weird fox bee hybrid that is a party girl. Who also feed off her party-goers energy? Or something like that, it’s a bit confusing…She also makes food and drinks bigger, and she shows concern when Blitzo gets wasted, says she can taste his “off vibes”. She also makes Loona feel self doubt and she makes Loona jealous or envy of Bee.

Loona taking care of Blitzo who’s drunk and stars taking about he’s going to die alone….MOOD. I’ve been there loonie..

Scale out of 5. I give this a 1. Bee is an ok character. I don’t care about her.

Season 2 episode 1

Ok. Weird. This episode was made in 2020, while episode 8 was made in 2023. Did something happen? Why did they make episode 8 be part of season 1 when they could have made it be part of season 2? Is it because that story fit alongside episode 7??

Ok. So baby Stolas was given his grimoire to learn and study the space and sky and how to tell prophecies, and to have access to the human realm. And to one day pass down his knowledge. He was also was in an forces engagement.

So Blitzo and frizz grow up in the circus together. I guess frizz is like his brother or cousin?? Also Blitzo dad sold him to Stolas’s father! But blitzo’s dad wanted Blitzo to steal from them to help the family. I don’t know if Blitzo would be there only for a day or forever??

Baby Stolas infodumping about frogs and toads is cute.

STOLAS WIFE IS NAME STELLA ITS BEEN 9 EPISODES AND IM JUST FINDING THIS NOW?????

So Stella was a mean/cruel wife. Also Stolas had a big crush on Blitzo. In the pilot Blitzo slept with Stolas to get the book. Here they show just what happens. Only problem is that Stolas was drunk and not in the correct mindset to actually content to the sex…😬

Stella only stays around Stolas is to remind him of what he did???? What????? Have a one night stand that wasn’t even consensual? Also Stolas wanted a normal happy family, but Stella was an abusive wife. And Octavia is 17. Wow, really firing off the details here..Also I guess it’s frown upon higher royal demon family to be in relationship with Imps or just lower class?? As far the only races I seen are Imps and succubus, Hellhounds, whatever Striker is, and Stolas’s family. I guess bird people? Also whatever Ozzie is…Man the Helluva Boss’s races are very few..

Scale out of 5. I give it a 2. The show gave lots of background for Stolas….i just don’t care about him though.

Episode 2.

This episode Octavia wants to see the meteor showers with her dad

“What no I’m not Turing her against you” MOOOODDDDD. I guess every divorce child hears that phrase once by their parents. But ahh, sucks that her dad has to explain that to Stella. But I’m glad Stella is moving out of the house with her things. I wonder if she and Stolas with share custody of Octavia or not? Since via is 17?

It’s still weird to see Blitzo and Lonna have a family dynamic? Well, I just in the case having Loona be very angry at her dad because Blitzo told her that her attitude at work needs to change. Last time we saw them was in episode 8, but if this episode came out BEFORE episode 8…then it would be understandable that Loona and Blitzo relationship would still be rocky. If this episode takes place AFTER episode 8, then the whole Blitzo and Loona bound a bit after the party is odd..

How does Octavia know that Blitzo has the book? Did he overhear her dad mentioned it?

Oh cool, Stolas actually caring for his daughter!! Or well, noticing her. Progress!!

HOW DID THEY GET TO LA WITHOUT THE BOOK?????

Oh neato!! A sailor moon parody :3. Usually when Loona transforms its in a burst of fire.

Ok, so Stolas the demon is from a book called, Ars Goetia, also called The little (or lesser) Key of Solomon. It’s a book about scorcry that’s base off the testament of Solomon, who was an ancient Israel. Thought the book isn’t seen as canon in Jewish and Christian bibles. Fun fact!! Asmodeus is also in this book! He’s refused as the king of Shedim (demons). Shedim aren’t evil demigods, but god of foreigners. In the Christian book he’s the god demon of lust. He also seen as the god of gambling, and revenge.

Stolas why don’t you memorize your spells??? Or like, make a copy of your book????

Moxxie and Millie sing a cute duet. And Moxxie getting into human art is so cute!

I dont care about Blitzo or Stolas plot line I don’t care!!!!!!!

Loona tracking Octavia down by fallowing Octavia’s selfies/post is a cool idea. I think most or some people would do that in real life.

So Loona was adopted a month before she aged out of the orphanage. I guess Blitzo adopted her because he felt sorry for her? Or maybe it had something to do with her past.

“Why does he hate her more than he loves me?” Ow. Oh no Octavia your dad does love you. But I’m glad Stolas apologized to Octavia. Sometimes kids just want attention and to hang out with their parents, especially when there very big changes going on. I guess Stolas is closer to Octavia than Stella is? I don’t know if Stella is abusive to her or not. Sometimes a parent abusive their spouse but not the child, or sometimes it’s both. I hope I’ll be able to find out what the case is, then it would be easier for me to piece the puzzle that is the bird family. (I don’t remember their last name and I’m kind of lazy)

Scale out of 5. I give this a 1. Octavia and Loona bonding is cute, Moxxie and Millie is cute. I just hate that Blitzo and Stolas little adventure took to much focus on the plot. Like I literally just skip over them because I was bored..

Episode 3.

Please…..I can’t take this stupid fatphobia running gag. Literally none of these characters are fat.

Is Blitzo trying to breed horses??

Also, they don’t kill anyone in hell anymore? Or kill human in earth anymore? Wich one is it? Because it’s a very big plot hole depending on the answer.

Hold on hold on. In episode 1, Moxxie says the only family he would take out is a mob family. I thought that was a joke, but apparently Moxxie ISN’T from the Wrath ring but from the Greed ring??? I guess that explains why Moxxie dress the way he does, has an accent, and knows so much about weapons. Oh cute Moxxie and Millie have a rich boy x country girl relationship. I was gonna say the relationship is like My Fiar Lady but that like the only movie I think has that dynamic besides Lady and the Tramp.

Moxxie and Millie have the same ex….wow BI4BI Moxxie and Millie is true.

Why is there so many sharks…Wait fuck I’m a dummy. Sharks. Loan sharks….

This makes me wonder, how many mafia family are there in hell? There bounds to be like, a hundred or more. Do family in hell stay alive, just passing along the family business? So family get whipped out? If hell has an overpopulation issue like in Hazbin, is it because there too many crime family? Like how many sex trafficking business (for example) are in hell? How many sex workers are there? There should be like, a hard limit to this type of stuff.

“It’s been 84 years”. Hehe titanic reference.

Does human media end up in hell? There phones, tv, and internet in hell. Would hell and the human realm share the same internet?? Moxxie seems interested in human arts. But how does he know about the phantom of the opera musical then? Do humans just recreate the arts and media in hell?? To demons like steal it??? SHOW PLEASE TELL ME.

WHY IS THERE JAIL IN HELL?????? THERE A COURT SYSTEM??? WOULDN’T THE HUMANS WHO COME TO HELL BE AGAINST THAT????

Oh my goddddddd Moxxie prison number is 1984, witch if you did t know if the same title as a famous movie and book about a dystopian drama.

Ok timeline. Blitzo grew up in the circus with Fizz. Stolas came one day, and Stolas’s dad bought Blitzo. (Unclear if it’s for a day or forever). Something happens and Blitzo is no longer in the circus, adopt Loona, is in jail. He meets Moxxie. Once they’re out I think the too started the IMP business.

So, Crimson wants Chetz to help with the family business, and wants moxie to officially give up his role. How long has it been since Moxxie ran away?

Oh snap crimson is a physical abusive dad. Geez there some many bad dads in this show. Thankful Millie dad seems cool, while her mom just seems to be overwhelming..

Oh, so the family is losing money, and the only way for shark guy to be part of the family is for them to be married in.

“..gave a shit about you’re stupid beard.”

Ew, the gross sex toy scene….that was a weird.

OH MOXXIE IS BISEXUAL I JUST SAID THAT AS A HEADCANON GLAD THATS ACTUALLY CANON WHOOOO BI4BI MILLIE AND MOXXIE.

Ooooo 👀 Moxxie lore. So growing up, his mom try to protect Moxxie from his dad. While the dad wanted Moxxie to start training for the business at a young age. The dad was also physically abusive to the mom. HUH HOW WEIRD IT SEEMS I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW PARENTS CAN SOMETIMES BE BOTH ABUSIVE TO THEIR SPOUSES AND CHILDREN……HMMMM STELLA.

Nooooooo Moxxie’s mom is dead. And baby Moxxie has to train to be an assassin. Hmm what’s the difference between being in the mafia and being a freelance assassin? I guess one has more connections and money? But I feel like Moxxie would try to get away from the whole killing entirely? But if he train from a young age on how to kill, then it must be very hard for him to stop.

I feel like, instead of Moxxie being force to marry the shark dude to he,p the family business. Crimson would have tried to push Moxxie and Millie to have a child, to help continue the business? Also why can’t crimson just marry shark dude instead? Would it not be effective??

Blitzo trying to help his friends and finds out the truth of Chetz!!! Whooo. Moxxie also standing up to his dad!!! Whooo

Chez is dead.

Scale out of 5, I give this a 4.

[marthawrites]

Martha, Martha, Martha! A fellow cryptid lover! Ahh! I’m so happy! What is your favorite cryptid?

Hello my fellow cryptid lover! 🤩

Oh my goodness I absolutely love cryptids and their lore. Humans are so silly to think we know everything about everything. I like to think we don't know shit about shit 😬🤭 Mystery makes life fun and interesting. Give me wonder and awe and surprise!

I've lived in the PNW my entire life so OF COURSE Bigfoot will always have a place in my heart! I love Bigfoot. Can't talk about cryptids without bringing him up haha!

The Jersey Devil and his lore has always been SUPER interesting to me! He was one of the first cryptids that I really got into

Also, the Chupacabra. I went through a phase where I was a little obsessed with this freaky weirdo

This is probably me being overly superstitious, but I'm slightly wary to even mention these two - especially as a Native American. BUT, the skinwalker and wendigo, too. I definitely DONT love these things. In fact they scare the ever loving shit out of me. The story and lore of them, however? SO INTERESTING. I hope I never come across one of these things EVER in my life

One more for an honorable mention: I think it's technically a creepy pasta, but the Rake scares the shit out of me too

Okay okay okay and one more honorable mention because I'm a complete SUCKER for it: gray aliens ��� pls. I've always been obsessed with ufology and lore

Whew that was a long answer! Apologies for hitting you with this wall lf text 🤪

What are some of your favorites!?!

[ghost-proofbaby]

AHH new chapter of Mordor was so good, I missed Willow and Eddie sm actually my comfort fic. I might cry I feel so bad for Eddie. He's so worried about her and Willow is so bad at communicating like :( crying.

willow and eddie are my comfort fictional couple and idc if that’s self centered considering they’re my fictional babies 😭 i write them and it always feel like home they are just so near and dear to me always

and yeaaahhh 😬 i’m putting the two of them through the ringer. i feel a little bad about it, i swear. (also, willow is just the queen of being so shit at communication. about to shake her by her shoulders till she stops being such an idiot and i’m the idiot who wrote her)