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Followers. It is time.
HAPPY MEAT MONDAY !!!!!
I wish a fabulous and sick as fuck Meat Monday to you all.

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Gotta take a break. Will get back to it later. The drawer itself is done but the locking mechanism is a pain in the ASS because the screws wiggle so much. I thought SURELY they must be the wrong size but....nope. exactly the letter assigned for this part.
Checked to see if I was doing something wrong, double checked, triple checked, nope.
I got two of them in successfully and they DO work, but the thing is you have to sit there forever WITHOUT stopping for a while before you can get it to a point where you can screw it normally without fear of it falling out. It's bullshit. I think it's because the hole on the lock itself is larger than the hole in the wood, so the screw is just jangling around in there and you're having to force it to actually screw in, maybe? Fuck if I know. Still, it took longer than expected and I decided to walk it off for a while, especially since it's close to bed.
Maybe when I come back with fresh eyes there'll be some obvious solution, or something. That'd be embarrassing, sure, but it'd speed things along.
Going to build drawers. Fuck yeah!!
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Going to build drawers. Fuck yeah!!
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OH FUCK NEVERMIND I MISINTERPRETED HER she just didn't like "What a Catch, Donnie" specifically.
Played "Folie à Doux" (my favorite Fall Out Boy album) in order, from the beginning, while doing construction with my mom.
We got all the way to the ending of "What a Catch, Donnie" and then mom looked at me and said "Can I be honest? I don't really like this."
Damn ok, shit taste. /Lh
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Shut the fuck up. "I will never end up like him, behind my back I already am. // Check your calendar this way you will always know // The last time you came through, // oh darling, I know what you're going through", Ok????? "The last time you came through"????? "Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling" ?!!!!!! Okay?!!!!!!! OKAY??!!!!!!!
Bashing my head through a fucking wall. Headfirst Slide what drugs did they put in you and where can I get another dose
#original posts#does your husband know the way that the sunlight gleams from your wedding band?#does he know the way? does he know the way?#Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night??!!!!!!!!!#Does he know the way I worship our love?
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"'ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴛᴀʟ ꜰʟᴀᴡ': ᴀ ᴍᴏʀʙɪᴅ ʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱQᴜᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏꜱᴛꜱ." - ᴅᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴀʀᴛᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
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Played "Folie à Doux" (my favorite Fall Out Boy album) in order, from the beginning, while doing construction with my mom.
We got all the way to the ending of "What a Catch, Donnie" and then mom looked at me and said "Can I be honest? I don't really like this."
Damn ok, shit taste. /Lh
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Seàn got that dawg in him and I'm petting and snuggling him. Giving him kisses on the head. Belly rubs. Playing with him. Cherishing that dawg
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If we're not touching for longer than five seconds we'll both die /j
If you ever DM me or @septiccoffeefreak , or talk to us in general, just know this is what's happening the whole time. This is what's going on. This is what we doing. This is what happening. We be like dis all the time
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just watched 2 gay people get married. turns out love is real, who'd thought!
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Sometimes it does feel like that.
girl: "so what do you do?"
Me looking away bashfully: "I am the subject of diverse and meaningless cruelties"
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How tall do you think your anons are?
that's a good question. for some reason most of them (notably bunkbed and squid) give off 5'8" vibes and i cannot figure out why
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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state
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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up
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