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I'm going to cook lunch today. I'm thinking something with eggs.
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Angela Carter, The Company of Wolves The bloody chamber, and other stories
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beginning my yearly descent back into my undertale obsessed just spent the past day watching jacksepticeyes lets play who dares me to rewatch the grumps for the 20th time
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Game Of Thrones antis make me go insane a little bit.
"He included it because it's realistic!" Girl, he wrote about dragons and magic. You're telling me he couldn't have excluded rape, incest, and pedophilia if he really wanted to? Dragons and magic was fine, but no violence towards women was where he drew the line?
And don't mistake this as an anti George RR Martin or anti Game Of Thrones post. It's just an anti dumb arguments post.
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Pip I have to tell you! You know the egg in a hole breakfast? Well I've been frying up the "extra" piece of bread that came from the hole, frying it up in butter, and calling it the butter puck. It makes me think of you
BUTTER PUCK
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The wife of the CEO who got super fired being like "He got some threats about idk, lack of coverage or something?" seems kind of telling like how out of touch these people and the people around them are with the suffering they cause. How could somebody have done this, it must have been over some trivial disagreement, some meaningless detail
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Currently sitting in a pub with my husband and my friend Phil for the first time in ages and ages and I'm having the best time because Phil is exceptionally charmingly weird
He has opened the bidding as we discuss neurodiversity
"I just get distracted so easily," says Phil. "Like I meant to go to uni the other day. But I ended up playing Uno with some Mormons."
"... sorry?" says Steff.
"Yeah," says Phil. "In the park. No, wait..."
There is a pause
"Witnesses," he says. "Those ones. I told them if I lost I would convert with them, but if I won they had to go drinking with me. So that's what I mean, you know, I get distracted."
"PHIL," says Steff. "OBVIOUSLY, WHO WON."
"Oh yeah," says Phil. "Me. Sorry."
I am having the best time
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instagram | photos are my own, reblogs fine, do not repost/reuse
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