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अवैध हथियार फैक्ट्री पर पुलिस ने मारा छापा, मुठभेड़ में 3 गिरफ्तार
फिरोज़ाबाद ,बुधवार रात शिकोहाबाद के रचहती गाँव में स्थित पुराने स्कूल के पास एक अवैध हथियार बनाने की फैक्ट्री पर पुलिस ने छापा मारा। पुलिस की छापेमारी से फैक्ट्री में हड़कंप मच गया, पुलिस को देखकर हथियार बनाने वाले अभियुक्तों ने पुलिस पर फायरिंग शुरू कर दी। इस पर पुलिस ने अपनी आत्मरक्षा में जवाबी फायरिंग की पुलिस की इस कार्यवाही में दो अभियुक्त घायल हो गए। घायल अभियुक्तों के नाम राजू बछगाँव थाना…
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आगरा में शोहदों की छेड़छाड़ से परेशान युवती ने दी जान, एक आरोपी गिरफ्तार
आगराः जिले में थाना खेरागढ़ क्षेत्र के एक गांव में शोहदों की छेड़छाड़ से परेशान युवती ने जान (Girl Commits Suicide in Agra) दे दी. आरोप है कि शोहदों ने युवती का नहाते समय वीडियो बना लिया था. इसको लेकर वे ब्लैकमेल कर रहे थे. इतना ही नहीं दो दिन पहले दोनों आरोपी ने घर में घुसकर उससे दुष्कर्म का प्रयास किया था. युवती ने विरोध किया तो आरोपियों ने उसके साथ मारपीट की थी साथ ही गले पर चाकू भी रख दिया…
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Agra:लाइनमैन ही निकला ट्रांसफार्मर चोर, भागते समय ग्रामीणों ने देख लिया; मुकदमा दर्ज - Lineman Himself Stole Transformer With Friends In Agra
ट्रांसफार्मर – फोटो : अमर उजाला विस्तार ताजनगरी आगरा के फतेहपुर सीकरी में महाराज खेमकरण स��गरिया पार्क से ट्रांसफार्मर चोरी कर लिया गया। ग्रामीणों के पीछा करने पर चोरी करने वाले भाग निकले। ग्रामीणों ने लाइनमैन पर आरोप लगाया है। मामले में अवर अभियंता विकास विश्वकर्मा ने थाने में अभियोग दर्ज कराया है। यह वीडियो/विज्ञापन हटाएं मामला फतेहपुर सीकरी थाना क्षेत्र के करही गांव का है। प्रधान शिशु चौधरी व…
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Cop demands Rs 30 lakh dowry, bride walks out of wedding | India News - Times of India
AGRA: A bride walked out of her wedding after the groom refused to perform the main rituals unless his demand for Rs 30 lakh dowry was met at the venue. Ravi Kumar, a police constable posted in Agra, was arrested after a case against him was filed by the bride’s father, a sub-inspector posted in Ghaziabad.The dowry demand was allegedly made shortly after the groom’s party arrived and the garland…
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UP- कासगंज में एडीजी जोन आगरा ने किया कोतवाली कासगंज का वार्षिक निरीक्षण।
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Road Accident: फिरोजाबाद में भीषण सड़क हादसा, डीसीएम से टकराई स्लीपर बस, छह की मौत
Road Accident: फिरोजाबाद में भीषण सड़क हादसा, डीसीएम से टकराई स्लीपर बस, छह की मौत
फिरोजाबाद में सड़क हादसा – फोटो : अमर उजाला ख़बर सुनें ख़बर सुनें उत्तर प्रदेश के फिरोजाबाद जिले में बड़ा सड़क हादसा हुआ है। हादसे में बस सवार छह यात्रियों की मौत हो गई है। जबकि कई यात्री गंभीर रूप से घायल हुए हैं। घायलों को अस्पताल में भर्ती कराया गया है। मौके पर पहुंची पुलिस ने शवों को कब्जे में लेकर जांच शुरू कर दी है। विस्तार उत्तर प्रदेश के फिरोजाबाद जिले में बड़ा सड़क हादसा हुआ है।…
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#Agra Hindi Samachar#agra news in hindi#firozabad bus accident#Firozabad crime news#Firozabad news#firozabad news today#Firozabad police#firozabad road accident today#Latest Agra News in Hindi#road accident#road accident in firozabad#sleeper bus collided with dcm
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the end of SIGN OF THE FOUR is so funny because Holmes, Watson, and the police retrieve an immensely valuable treasure locked in a box and Holmes is like 'my buddy wants to show the treasure to this girl he's into, that cool?' and the police just...let him do it. Completely unobserved as he takes the treasure box to Mary Morstan and forces the lock open. Then Watson comes back like 'funny story!! there was nothing in the box!' and no one questions him further. Anyway, I'm writing Gay Watson AU but can someone write Criminal Mary and Watson AU where they steal the Agra treasure and go on the run and Holmes has to catch them (and then lets them go as a wedding present)
#i know half the treasure belongs to mary but the other half is for thaddeus sholto who really puts up with a lot in this story!#anyway why does every adaptation do mary morstan so dirty#there are so many potential fun interpretations of her character#(i mean#i know why)#sherlock holmes#acd canon
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RRR Wanted Poster Transcripts
I think a lot (if not all) of this information is already floating around in various places, but I thought it might be useful (not least for my memory lmaoo). We have ages and names for Bheem, Malli and the Pashas, and a height and weight for Bheem. And also the fact that his beard being scruffy is apparently canon.
Now in 4k and with Malli's poster and the bottom of Bheem's properly transcribed (and a better image for the Pashas) thanks to @belligerentmistletoe! :D
Bheem
Wanted Kumram Bheem alias Akthar Reward Rs. 10,000 for information regarding the whereabouts of this criminal, Kumram Bheem. The criminal was last seen in the forest 20km north west of Agra. Description Kumram Bheem is 26–27 years old. He is about 5'8", and about 75 Kg. He is most likely to be seen with a scruffy beard and scars from severe wounds from all over his body. The convict is accompanied by an 8 year old girl. The Governor of Delhi hereby decrees that this man is wanted by the Government, and that anybody who is caught withholding valuable information regarding this criminal will be punished for treason against the crown. Signed (Scott Buxton) Governor of Delhi Province [Coat of arms of the United Kingdom on the left]
Malli
Wanted Mallamma aka Malli An 8 year old tribal girl, is wanted by the Police. Distinguishing features :- Dark skin, large eyes, has a wound on her forehead Anybody with information regarding her whereabouts is ordained to come forward Signed (Scott Buxton) Governor of Delhi Province [Coat of arms of the United Kingdom on the left]
The Pasha Family
Wanted Ahmed Pasha (50 years old) Fatima Mirza (45 years old) Mehreen Pasha (16 years old) are on the run from the Delhi Police. The charges against them include harbouring a dangerous criminal and sedition. Valuable information leading to this family's capture will be appreciated by the authorities. Signed (Scott Buxton) Governor of Delhi Province [Coat of arms of the United Kingdom on the left]
#rrr#rrr fandom#komaram bheem#rrr bheem#bheem#malli#pasha family#transcript#reference#is Akthar rather than Akhtar a poster typo?#also I hadn't realised Malli was a short form#nflatb op
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A man from the state of "Uttar Pradesh" in India, aged 45, saw a 14-year-old girl working at a kiosk and fell in love with her. However, it was unrequited love. When he confessed his love to her and expressed his desire to meet her elsewhere, she ignored him. So, he went to YouTube and learned how to make bombs. He managed to produce a real bomb and planted it under the kiosk to blow it up along with her, so that no one but him would love her forever.
The bomb did not explode due to a malfunction caused by morning dew, which interacted with the materials inside it, releasing smoke. The girl saw the smoke and noticed the bomb, so she informed the police. They arrived with bomb disposal experts and evacuated the area for two hours. There was a complete state of alert in one of the neighborhoods of the Indian city of "Agra." They managed to seize the bomb, dismantle it, and arrest the man, placing him in prison pending trial.
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death of aryan mishra is wake up call for banned of cow vigilantes
They may want to stop that whole thing, yeah.
Vigilante justice isn't really a good thing and this is a good example of why that is.
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Firozabad News: चरस बरामद होने के दोषी को 18 माह का कारावास
विशेष न्यायधीश नारकोटिक्स एक्ट एवं अपर सत्र फ़ास्ट ट्रैक कोर्ट संख्या प्रथम अतुल चौधरी ने दोनों पक्ष के तर्क सुनने एवं पत्रावाली पर साक्ष्यो को गहनता से अध्यन करने के बाद आवेश को 18माह का कारावास और 25 हज़ार रूपये अर्थदंड की सजा सुनाई । अर्थदंड अदा नहीं करने पर अतिरिक्त कारावास भोगना होगा। मामला थाना शिकोहाबाद क्षेत्र का है । वादी उप निरीक्षक अंकित मालिक ने रिपोर्ट दर्ज़ कराते हुए कहा की पुलिस 08…
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Taj mahal Sunrise Tour by Car from Delhi By Perfect India Trip
Overview of the Car Tour of the Taj Mahal Sunrise from Delhi With Perfect India Trip's Taj Mahal Sunrise Tour by Car from Delhi, set out on an unforgettable adventure to see the majestic Taj Mahal at dawn. This tour is made to make sure you have a smooth and comfortable experience while you take in the grandeur of one of the most famous structures in the world.
Schedule Early Departure Early in the morning is when your adventure starts. You will be picked up by a courteous driver from your preferred location in Delhi between 2:30 and 3:00 in the morning. Starting early guarantees that you will arrive at the Taj Mahal in time to see the breathtaking dawn.
A pleasant travel Take a relaxing ride in a well-kept vehicle with air conditioning and contemporary conveniences. You can take some time to relax and get ready for the day's events during the three to four-hour trip from Delhi to Agra.
Meeting Your Guide Upon Arrival in Agra You will be met by your experienced local guide when you arrive in Agra. Throughout your journey to the Taj Mahal, your guide will be at your side, sharing insights on its architectural significance, rich history, and the love tale that led to its construction.
Sunrise over the Taj Mahal As the first rays of sunlight dance across the immaculate white marble of the Taj Mahal, behold its enchantment. A mesmerizing and unique image is created by the monument's changing colors as the sun rises. Explore this UNESCO World Heritage site slowly to fully appreciate all of its minute intricacies and exquisite craftsmanship.
Break for breakfast Have a filling brunch at a neighboring restaurant after your tour of the Taj Mahal. To rejuvenate for the remainder of your journey, savor a range of Indian and continental cuisine.
Agra Fort Next, proceed to another UNESCO World Heritage site, the magnificent Agra Fort. Discover the fort complex's historical significance as the former home of the Mughal emperors as you tour its magnificent palaces, courtyards, and gardens.
Optional Mehtab Bagh Visit Mehtab Bagh is a stunning garden situated across the Yamuna River from the Taj Mahal. You may decide to visit it based on your schedule and preferences. This site is great for photography since it provides a breathtaking view of the Taj Mahal from a different angle.
Go back to Delhi. Set out to return to Delhi after an enjoyable day of discovery. As you unwind in the cozy vehicle, consider the events of the day. By late afternoon or early evening, your tour will come to an end when your driver drops you off at the selected place in Delhi.
Included Air-conditioned automobile transportation round-trip with a professional driver and local guide Fees for entering the Agra Fort and Taj Mahal A neighborhood restaurant for breakfast Water in bottles and snacks Advice for the Journey There will be a good bit of walking, so wear comfortable clothes and shoes. To shield oneself from the sun, always carry a hat, sunglasses, and sunscreen. Remember to bring along your camera to witness the breathtaking vistas of the Taj Mahal at dawn. For any tips or personal expenses, always have some cash on hand. In conclusion Perfect India's Car-Based Taj Mahal Sunrise Tour from Delhi Trip provides an enjoyable and enriching experience. It is an image that will stay with you forever: the Taj Mahal illuminated by the morning's golden hue. Travelers who want to experience the comforts and conveniences of a well-planned trip, all while exploring the historical and architectural wonders of Agra in a single day, should book this tour.
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Axel joins forces with two Beverly Hills investigators, Billy Rosewood (Judge Reinhold) and John Taggart (John Ashton), in spite of a warning to leave the matter alone, in order to apprehend Mikey's killers. Eddie Murphy's powerful performance, action scenes, and humor are the film's main draws.
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The Red-Headed League pt 3
Here I had heard what he had heard, I had seen what he had seen, and yet from his words it was evident that he saw clearly not only what had happened but what was about to happen, while to me the whole business was still confused and grotesque.
Still don't know whether the plot is clear to me because I'm writing it from my comfortable position in the 21st century having seen a lot of fictional cons like it, or whether ACD deliberately makes Watson unable to put together the clues to make Holmes look better in comparison and to make the reader feel really smart. Probably a bit of both.
On entering his room I found Holmes in animated conversation with two men, one of whom I recognised as Peter Jones, the official police agent, while the other was a long, thin, sad-faced man, with a very shiny hat and oppressively respectable frock-coat.
'official police agent' is a strange way of putting it, but sure. Also, not quite so rude a description as the past few times, but 'sad-faced' strikes me. Also, the fact that Watson feels the need to point out the shininess off his hat. Is this just Holmes' love of observing details and Watson's attempts to emulate him showing up, or is the hat literally so shiny Watson couldn't help but mention it? Can he see his own face in it.
Also love the detail of the 'oppressively respectable frock-coat.' With Watson you need to walk a fine line of being just respectable enough, but not overly respectable. The full description of Mr Merryweather (ironically named, it seems) puts me in mind of a Tim Burton film. He's got a very gothic caricature vibe.
"We're hunting in couples again, Doctor, you see," said Jones in his consequential way.
It's a double date! How fun.
"I hope a wild goose may not prove to be the end of our chase," observed Mr Merryweather gloomily.
Live footage of Mr Merryweather trying to retrieve the keys to the bank in time to get to his rubber.
"...he has the makings of a detective in him. It is not too much to say that once or twice, as in that business of the Sholto murder and the Agra treasure, he has been more nearly correct than the official force."
Your standard 'oh he's an amateur but he does okay, I suppose. And damning with faint praise here 'been more nearly correct than the official force'. I tried to parse that out and the best I can come to is that neither Holmes nor the police was right about the case, but Holmes was less incorrect than the police. Like if they were playing Cluedo and Holmes got the room right and the weapon right, but the police only got the right room. I assume this is a lie and Holmes was actually wholly correct (but maybe didn't catch the criminal as we know he doesn't always bother with this bit...
...unless Holmes as secret sea demigod who is causing shipwrecks just to bring criminals to justice?)
Still, I confess that I miss my rubber. It is the first Saturday night for seven-and-twenty years that I have not had my rubber.
I know this means Bridge. I know it does. And yet... it still seems like an innuendo. No wonder Mr Merryweather is so down if he's missing his rubber for this.
"John Clay, the murderer, thief, smasher, and forger."
Please note how nowhere in that list does it say confidence trickster, fraudster or any kind of grifter. I refuse to believe he is any good at that, for all they are trying to convince me he is a criminal mastermind. Clearly in this con he had to be the front man because the red-headed man had to be at the league, and they were lucky that Mr Wilson was as gullible as he was. Because genuinely 'Victor Spalding' is The Most Suspicious.
He's a remarkable man, is young John Clay. His grandfather was a royal duke, and he himself has been to Eton and Oxford.
Really not that remarkable. Go to the houses of parliament and throw a brick and you'll hit someone answering to pretty much exactly that description. Especially in this era. Sure, Duke is the highest rank of nobility, fi-i-ine, some of them are only related to marquises, earls, viscounts or barons and sometimes it's only by marriage. But seriously. An Eton educated child of aristocracy? It would be more remarkable if he wasn't Eton educated. Oxford, you say? How unusual! Practically unheard of!
There is the indication that he's illegitimate, so it's a little more remarkable, but still not very. I have a sneaking suspicion that there were a lot of illegitimate children of aristocracy running around London at the time, too. The peers of the realm were not well known for keeping it in their pants.
Basically the man is nothing special and I refuse to acknowledge him as such.
"He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute imbecile in his profession. He has one positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog and as tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone."
Ah, it's Holmes' turn to be rude. He does tend to leave it for the police. I love how this essentially boils down to 'He's an idiot, but we've done the hard bit, so all we really need him to do is grab the guy'.
"I must really ask you to be a little more quiet!" said Holmes severely. "You have already imperilled the whole success of our expedition. Might I beg that you would have the goodness to sit down upon one of those boxes, and not to interfere?"
Really, Mr Merryweather! It's the naughty corner for you. Sit in the corner and think about what you have done. Tut tut.
Holmes does save up his insults for abusers and people who disrupt investigations.
"We had occasion some months ago to strengthen our resources and borrowed for that purpose 30,000 napoleons from the Bank of France."
Six of which will mysteriously turn up at a later date. 😄
The crate upon which I sit contains 2,000 napoleons packed between layers of lead foil.
The naughty corner is a lot shinier than I remember it being.
OMG... The reason his hat is so shiny! His hat is made of gold. He's already stolen some of the napoleons and melted them down to make a hat.
Sorry, I've been in a car half the day and it's been a weird week. My mind is in a very strange place rn.
If they fire, Watson, have no compunction about shooting them down.
Feel free to murder, bestie. Totally fine. According to this piece of paper in my pocket, I can absolutely give you permission to do that.
The light flashed upon the barrel of a revolver, but Holmes's hunting crop came down on the man's wrist, and the pistol clinked upon the stone floor.
Drop it!
The entire set up of this scene is very dramatic. Watson's description of the wait and hearing everyone's breathing, then the sudden action. It's very good. I could have quoted a lot of it, but that would have just been a massive chunk of writing. This story as a whole is a lot more dramatic and active than many of the others. So far we've rarely had Holmes and Watson face the villain like this. There have been a couple of times where they've had conversations. In the Reigate Squires, Holmes was attacked by them off screen and the reader and Watson come upon it later. Oh, and Holmes chases Mary Sutherland's dick of a step-father out of the house, but often there is no confrontation.
This is very satisfying.
Also - bank robbery of French gold. It's just such a satisfying and clean motive as well.
"I beg that you will not touch me with your filthy hands," remarked our prisoner as the handcuffs clattered upon his wrists. "You may not be aware that I have royal blood in my veins. Have the goodness, also, when you address me always to say 'sir' and 'please.'"
If I had any respect for the man, I would have lost it here. Seriously? Pompous ass. Yeah, yeah, your grandad was a duke. Find me literally anyone who gives a fuck other than you... go on, I'll wait.
"Had there been women in the house, I should have suspected a mere vulgar intrigue. That, however, was out of the question."
His fourteen year old maidservant is very pleased about this. As am I.
Holmes gives a very thorough detailing of every clue and indication. I did miss the bit where he tapped his cane on the ground.
"It saved me from ennui," he answered, yawning. "Alas! I already feel it closing in upon me. My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence."
Mood.
Nice to have a story with a definitive resolution where the bad guys are caught, the good guys emerge victorious and the only real downside is that Mr Wilson has to fill in a bloody great hole in his cellar. No convenient shipwrecks. No 'well, we can't really do anything about it because technically nothing illegal has happened'. Just a good old fashioned bank robbery foiled by an ambush. Yes. Very satisfying.
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Shri Venkateshwara University organized an All India Kavi Sammelan & Bollywood Musical Night on the last day of the historic Ganga Fair.
Shri Venkateshwara University organized an All India Kavi Sammelan & Bollywood Musical Night on the evening of historic Kartik Purnima in the Ganga Fair.
A grand spectacle was held on the banks of the river Ganges.
Over a dozen police, administrative, and judicial officers, along with thousands of spectators, enjoyed it.
The All India Kavi Sammelan & Musical Night became so popular with the audience that the event continued until 3:00 AM the following morning, after starting at 6:00 PM the previous evening.
The District & Session Judge Mr. Zafar Ahmed, DM Mrs. Nidhi Gupta Vats, SP Mr. Kunwar Anupam Singh, Venkateshwara Group Founder President Dr Sudhir Giri, & the Pro Chancellor Dr Rajeev Tyagi inaugurated the event by lighting a lamp on the portrait of Mother Ganges.
The CDO Mr. Ashwini Mishra, & Chief Fair Officer ADM Mr. Mayashankar Yadav joined them to unveil the All India Kavi Sammelan & Bollywood Musical Night.
The DM, District Judge, SP, CDO, and senior police administrative officials, along with the management of Shri Venkateshwara University, felicitated Bollywood singers and poets. They were gifted a shawl and memento.
After that, popular female playback singer Ms. Nivedita Nanda from Saregama and Mr. Manoj Verma from T-Series entertained the audience with mesmerizing Bollywood and Punjabi songs.
The All India Kavi Sammelan was hosted by Dr. Dinesh Raghuvanshi, a renowned poet. It started at 10.00 PM.
Poet Dr Rahul Awasthi from Bareilly recited a poem that filled the listeners with positive energy. He said, “दाल ना गल पाएगी दुश्मन हाथ मारेंगे भारत के- चाले ना चल पाएंगे राफेल चलेंगे भारत के। प्राणों से प्यार है- यह देश हमारा है.....”
Then renowned poet from Dausa with expertise in Shrangar Ras Ms Sapna Soni sang जमीन पर चांद मेरे सामने उतर आया, जिसे निहार मेरे दिल में प्यार भर आया। खुदा से तेरे सिवा और कुछ नहीं मांगा, जिधर भी देखो मुझे तू ही तू नजर आया which was well admired by the audience.
Hemant Pandey, winner of Laughter Champion Season 2 & part of Kapil Sharma Show, entertained the audience with his jovial talk about politics & love.
Great poet Dr Dinesh Raghuvanshi expressed the distressing state of farmer & soldier through his poetry - हमेशा तन गए आगे जो तोपों की दहानों के, कोई कीमत नहीं होती क्या प्राणों की जवानों के। बड़े लोगों की औलादे तो कैंडल मार्च करती है, जो अपने प्राण देते हैं वह बेटे हैं किसानों के that brought tears into the eyes of the listeners.
Apart from this young poet Mohit Shaurya, Laughter Poet Pavan Aagri from Agra, Rahul Sharma of ooj, local Poet Dr Yatindra Katariya & Laughter poet Mamta Sharma presented excellent poetry that made the audience clap incessantly.
Those present included the ASP Mr. Rajiv Kumar Singh, SDM Mr. Pushkar Nath Chaudhary, SDM Vibha Shrivastava, SS Baghel, BJYM President Mr. Shubham Chaudhary, Arun Goswami & Sanjeev Rai.
The Meerut Campus Director, Dr Pratap Singh, was present along with the Media Incharge, Mr. Vishwas Rana, among others.
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