#Agatha Harkness the woman that you are

[holyblanchett]

Lesbian situationship so insane they made her a God.

[gaypanic97]

The funniest part of AAA is that Agatha is this legendary, super powerful witch because she literally just wrote a Billboard 100 banger, took some groupies into the woods, and then annoyed tf outta them until they tried to kill her. Like, that’s so on brand for her character. I love it.

And the Dolly Parton-Jolene beef was such a hilarious fucking touch. Jac Shaeffer knew the target audience was girls, gays, and theys with mental disorders.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Agatha Harkness + text posts pt. 5/?

[rhfffas]

rio vidal: i have two hands

rio vidal: one for holding agatha's–

rio vidal: –and one for stabbing agatha

[lucyllawless]

[homicidal-psycho-jungle-cat]

so episode 7 huh

[electricwalkman]

I will never blame Agatha for her actions after Nicky died bc if some random witch happily interrupted me after I literally just buried my son and was mourning him with the song that we created together I’d also go on a century long killing spree

[cissa-calls]

“WHOSE SHOES ARE THESE?”

Ralph’s, Agatha. They’re Ralph’s. Just like your Bohner Family Reunion t shirt.

[holyblanchett]

I feel like we as a collective moved on from this look far too soon.

[child-of-the-danube]

I know it was confirmed that episode 5 was Agatha's trial but I don't care, the last one was her actual trial to me and we should have seen the flashback events of episode 9 before it. I consider it her trial because it actually put her skills and smarts to the test and she gained something out of it.

The trial's solution was to create life in a space that offered absolutely nothing. A green witch probably would have solved it easily once they figured what the goal was but the only person left with time running out was Agatha. Agatha who told her own son that she can not create nor can she heal with her magic. Agatha who's child, her only creation, whom she made from scratch without any magic, even he wasn't supposed to live.

How deliciously fucked up is it that Death can create life in making the soil fertile and the flowers bloom, and she can heal wounds, but a living breathing woman with such power as Agatha, can not? And how much more deliciously fucked up is it then that Death is the one to love her?

Rio has been gifting her flowers forever. When she first came for Nicky, when they met again on the road, when she buried her... When Agatha made the flower, she spoke no spell, she said no incantation. Blood and tears and bone - earth and water and a seed were what she used. Things that come directly from nature. And the seed that saved her came from the locket with Nicky's hair. From her own blood and tears and bone. From the biggest most beautiful flower Rio ever gifted her.

That one brilliant moment made her see nature - made her see that Rio IS nature and that she went against herself to give Agatha a few years of happiness. A seed can give life, but eventually, all flowers die and it is sad, but that is the natural cycle. It's not malicious, it's not evil, it just is.

And in that moment came acceptance of what was and she forgave both herself and Rio. This is what directly lead up to the kiss

[tremordusk]

The coven having a karaoke night

Agatha sings every song regardless of genre with theatre kid energy. Alice would be hesitant at first but Billy begs her and she eventually caves and sings. She eats every time of course.

Jen is judgmental as always. Lilia, Alice and Billy remind her that it’s just for fun.

Agatha would absolutely take over all the songs and Jen would be so annoyed, and it would turn into a competition where they try to one up each other constantly. Alice would get so sick of this bickering. But then Lilia would come in a demolish both of them vocally.

Billy would join in sometimes and everyone would be surprised because he has a really nice voice.

Rio would sit in silence watching everyone sing. Then she’d join in on a single song that she likes, then not sing again for the rest of the night.

Sharon is just happy to be a part of something and is cheering everyone on

Karaoke Night

Alice: Who thought of this?

Agatha, ready on the mic: Just get ready and sing it, Alice.

Alice watching Agatha go off on the mic: Was she a theatre kid in her past life?

Jen: No, that’s called dramatic bitch

Rio: * low moan*

Lilia: And that’s called questionable

Billy: You going to sing Alice?

Alice: Will it stop those obscene noises?

Billy: Yes probably, pleaseee

Alice: Fine

*proceeds to have one of the best voices of the night*

(Part 1)

P2

[katekathry]

LOOK.

[redflagsandbanners]

Honestly, Rio was nearly livid when she couldn't see Agatha for three seconds in that cabin imagine her coming out to find Teen alone

[gothsoyl]

being so fine that THE DEATH cried when you died

[holyblanchett]

Jac: “So i think agatha doesn't want to die, but agatha is fascinated by death herself. and also, i think, has at times, manipulated death herself in order to keep her, agatha, safe.”

This is such an insane thing for jac to say. Like Agatha seducing Rio to keep her safe??? THIS IS STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFIC WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE THIS

[nyoclosmom]

something (everything) about agatha crying makes me go absolutely feral