#Aesthetic | Axes and Ohs

[compelledcurator]

Tag Drop for Hellaverse - Please pay no mind - Hazbin Hotel and Hellova Boss

[sleepy-wonus]

[graciepasty]

the axe forgets but the tree remembers.

[sharransepulchre]

Tag Dump

[ sharran shadowheart visage ] — can't afford any mistakes .

[ selûnite shadowheart visage ] — whatever's next ; i'm ready .

[ sharran shadowheart attire ] — being someone else ; even just for a while .

[ selûnite shadowheart attire ] — shame - the colour might have suited me .

[ sharran shadowheart interactions ] — darkness guide me .

[ selûnite shadowheart interactions ] — wits and blades ; always sharp .

[ faithless shadowheart interactions ] — a new church shall rise ; united , in your image , and blessed with the blood of the faithless .

[ sharran shadowheart answers ] — have to keep focused. can't afford to get attached - to anyone .

[ selûnite shadowheart answers ] — always a pleasure .

[ faithless shadowheart answers ] — which path calls to you - darkness or light ?

[ shadowheart aesthetics ] — better stop gazing at myself before someone accuses me of vanity .

[ selûnite shadowheart headcanons ] — i think i may have overdone it with the black and purple for - oh - my entire life .

[ shadowheart character study ] — i wonder how i'll feel when i remember everything .

[ selûnite shadowheart attractions ] — yes ; you sit right there and let me drink in the sight of you .

[ faithless shadowheart attractions ] — your heart swells with shadow and silver alike , and the undying love of countless followers . at last , you are whole .

[ shadowheart desires ] — i love a nice secret hideaway .

[ shadowheart skillsets ] — you must inflict pain in order to end pain .

[ shadowheart scenery ] — nothing wrong with a nice subdued ambience .

[ shadowheart playlist ] — the one pocket of light in the gloom .

[ shadowheart games ] — hilarious. you belong on stage - perhaps the bloodstained sort ; with a hooded man standing by ; axe in hand .

[ shadowheart poetry ] — that ' s either profoundly poetic or childishly simple . i ' m going with poetic .

[ sharran shadowheart body study ] — its a form of freedom - if a tragic one .

[ selûnite shadowheart body study ] — forty years of my life ; documented like i was some sort of specimen .

[ ship : shadowlach ] — you ' re a beautiful woman , karlach . i would kiss you if i valued my life a little less .

[ lycanthropy : moon drunk . ]

[ lycanthropy : moon blessed . ]

[sleepanonymous]

Remember when I made this post talking about Jaws? A good friend found one for Thread The Needle.

George Lever, the man that you are.

Intro

Sleep Token are different, like super major big time different. Softly spoken pop aesthetic meets discordant percussive metal different. Different is great. It tests and pulls at the boundaries by which we choose to asses music by. All in all ST (sleep token) is very close to my heart in terms of what its intentions are and how it tries to achieve it. I worked very closely with ST on the song framing and ensuring that every phase of each song was being presented in the way they originally intended. Much like a prog record there isn’t any sense of an ABAB type repetition that’s common in pop music, instead it’s a textured journey down multiple avenues and pathways, showing and highlighting different perspectives of the song along the way. I could write about this project for some time but I’m very aware that this is supposed to be an engineering / mixing focused blog so I shall move on.

Tracking // Drums

In terms of the space, we ended up at Monnow valley. This happened to be my first ever solo flight session at MV, although nerve wrecking I think it came together rather harmoniously without any negative turns.

The initial outline from ST was to achieve as much as humanly possible without the need for rigid quantisation after the fact. Every play / part, had to emphasis what else was going on. Tricky, but great fun to achieve.

Tracking // Guitars & Bass

All tracked back here at G1, using an array of options like the Kemper, Axe fx and plugin amp sims. The attention wasn’t so much on ‘authentic amp sounds’ but more along the lines of ‘how cool can this sound, can it sound more cool?’ Quite a different approach considering some would be more enclined to try and ensure that ‘this does definitely sound like a 5150’ over what it actually does for the context that it is sitting within (the songs DNA)

** Cool bit, for the end part of TTN, the guitars were tracked 6 times. 3 different takes / tones each side. More tone, more drone.** – George

Bass, I think is a combination of my jazz bass and some software stuff, obviously my poor 4 string won’t handle going down to drop ZZZZ so that’s when the synth stuff needs to kick in, however I do believe at those parts the Jazz is playing the upper octave for that sense of movement and clank.

Tracking // Vocals

How freaking amazing is this dudes voice? Seriously? I used a different mic for each song, each time he sounds amazing. This is what it’s all about, right here. A great voice always sounds great. We used my modded Oktava m319 for one track, the AKG c414 b-uls for another and the sm7b on one more. Who cares what processing went on, just listen to how mega dope his voice is. Can you tell I appreciate his voice? Haha!

Gear Used

Drums – Tracked by G1 at Monnow Valley Kick In – Beta91a + D112 Kick Out – U47 Snare Top – 57 Snare Bottom – 441 Toms – md421 HH – 7b Ride – c451 China – c451 OH – Modded Oktava mk012 in ORTF RM1 – R121 RM2 – C414 RM3 – U87

Guitars Kemper / Driftwood Profile Pack (along with other bits and bobs too for the multi tracked parts) Bass Dingwall Darkglass > FabFilter Saturn

Vocals Different mics for different sections C414 BULS / 7B / Oktava m219

[the-haven-keepers-collective]

local Piglin goes on unhinged rant /silly

aLRIGHT FUCKERS buckle up I'm gonna scream about exomemories, noemata, and Piglin culture and general Piglin fuckery. Some stuff about Enderfolk in our canon too, just a very small section.

Preamble real quick: Yes, we know some of these things in the "worldbuilding" of our noemata/exomemories are likely or even undoubtedly subconsciously inspired by Tumblr posts or media. If you notice it, we probably already know. Please don't comment on it, it kinda bothers us for reasons that are hard to articulate. Also, plz be mature about the bits that could be read as kink-coded. It's not a kink it's literally our version of marriage. Nothing against kink tho shout out to kinky alterhumans.

Oh also, post written by Techno. I am the local Piglin in question.

So for one, Nether culture is very cutthroat. "Learn fast or die" in the words of Avatar. It's home and I love it, but it's not the sort of place most people are able to get comfortable in. Comfort requires safety, safety requires resources, and resources are very few in the Nether. Survival is priority in the Nether; a lot of the culture within stems from that base fact.

Hair is super important to Piglin culture. It has nothing to do with hair itself and everything to do with the result of it- long hair is an easy handle in a fight, and sometimes a braid someone can get ahold of is the difference between life and death. It's the norm to keep your hair short; from maybe chin length to properly against-the-head levels of short. Long hair is considered to be a sign of a skilled warrior, since they're skilled enough to have an active hindrance for the sake of aesthetic. The longer the more of a threat they are. If you challenge a Piglin with waist length hair. Hairstyles have some significance too- high ponytails are the most dangerous to have with how much they stick out, so they're the "fuck you I'm a badass" of hair pretty much.

I've already mentioned this in a post before, but it's pretty common for teens to try and grow out their hair and end up with shitty, choppy haircuts from a fight. It's considered normal- kids get cocky and they're kind of assholes to each other. Everyone in the Nether knows this aspect of Piglin culture, so the danger isn't unique to fights with other Piglin, either- long hair as a Piglin makes you a well-respected individual at best, a potential target at worst. That's not as true in the overworld, where most people don't know about the hair thing. It's also not that uncommon for those with long hair to cut their hair before a battle as a sort of symbol for "going all in" so to speak. They're taking away the hindrance they've gotten used to- that means they're going to use all their force, all their skills, and typically means they're willing to die in this fight.

In source- skip this paragraph for source talk- my mother did this when helping me escape the Nether. Our village wasn't very fond of The Blood God, and for reasons that'd take up more space on an already very long (and not even near done) post, they went after me. Lemme tell y'all when a Piglin woman cuts her hair in front of a full village of people ready to kill her and grabs her axe, you motherfuckin' FEAR HER AND RUN. /silly

Alright hair aside! I'm finally done yelling about hair. Enderfolk! For one, they're called Enderfolk in our canon. They have zero concept of gender and frankly we just like the word better anyway. This is a tidbit that'd probably be better on our Enderfolk's post when/if they write it, but it's necessary context. Enderfolk, in our canon, are only creatures of the End. The End is completely closed off- which we'll get to in another post I'm sure, Kip can explain that one. Enderfolk aren't naturally found in any other dimension; They're "raptured" into the nether. Think, if you've heard of or seen the backrooms, how you just sort of clip into the backrooms. One step on seemingly solid ground and suddenly the world spins around you as you fall, and you're in another dimension. They appear, consistently, in warped forests.

The Nether doesn't naturally have warped forests either- they just started bleeding through, spreading, one day. It was one day thousands of years ago, to be fair, so most societies in my source memories had long since adjusted. We're not quite sure how much of Ender culture is even left for the Enderfolk in the Nether and overworld, since most of it is just reframed Piglin, Blazeborne, Pheonixkin, etc. culture. Most Netherborne are actually really fond and protective of Enderfolk nowadays because... I mean, really 99% of us have a memory of meeting one who was still adjusting and very clearly confused and stressed about losing their home/being plonked unceremoniously into a completely different environment. A lot of them take at least a year just to adapt to the temperatures, and the language barrier is... messy at best for a while. Gods forbid the village doesn't have a translator on hand.

Anyway; ROMANCE, HUH? Yeah we've got that too. I had forgotten until recently that Piglin do actually use the term 'mate' in our canon. I'm not sure there's a term equivalent for "dating" though? If there is I don't remember it. Which is kind of funny, because there is absolutely a major difference between being someone's spouse and being their mate. For a Piglin, at least, a mate is a much bigger commitment than a spouse. It varies from person to person obviously, but the general consensus as far as I remember was that a spouse spends their life with you. A mate makes a vow that a spouse does not in most situations; they will die for you. They will fight along your side to their last breath if they must.

Like I said earlier- a lot of Nether culture is based in the cutthroat nature of the dimension. The very act of the mating ritual- here's where my preamble about kink becomes relevant- proves that better than anything in my opinion. Piglin give each other weapons. A ring is shiny and sure gold is a huge deal, but most Piglin have already collected about five million of the things. A blade, or perhaps a bow on the rare occasion, is far more valuable in the Nether. In my Noemata, the blades are usually daggers and very ornate, but it depends on the culture of the area because it varies and just personal taste. Sometimes a useful but boring-looking weapon for their mate to fight with for life will be treasured far more than a fancy weapon that will ultimately never see any blood.

Anyway, the mating ritual is entirely about vulnerability; something that, in the Nether, gets you fucking killed. Funny, I use the word cutthroat to describe the Nether- that's literally what you do, though. Usually it's done in private because it has a borderline (or outright) spiritual tone to it, and the whole thing vulnerability that you don't want to be seen by anyone other than your mate or mates. The blade gifted to propose is used- and if their mate responded with a gift of their own that's used as well. The response gift is up to personal preference; some feel like it's too transactional, others feel it's about equal respect, others just want an excuse to give their mate a pretty knife. Throats are bared, and very gently ever so carefully blood is drawn. Dangerous? Yes. I'm genuinely not quite sure that the specific points in my mind could have blood safely drawn on a human. That's the point; the trust in each other to not be cruel or even just accidentally fuck it up is immense. This is not only trusting someone to stand by their vow to take their last breath for you if they have to, but trusting them to not take your last breath.

Some tidbits I couldn't fit in easily anywhere:

Proposal blades are purely meant to be for the tastes of one's mate, not for the one proposing. It's considered pretty rude to propose with a blade that's tailored more to your taste than theirs. Unlike wedding rings, no compromises have to be made- that knife is purely for ONE person. Hence why some Piglin prefer to give a blade in response.

TW FOR (IN-SOURCE) GENOCIDE AND DEATH, RELIGIOUS THEMES IG. Y'know the way we're REAL trigger-happy, attacking on sight if you don't have gold? Yeah there's a reason for that. Piglin are hunted. It's a clockwork sort of thing; done annually. Skywarden, in the words of the person who created them (we have permission to talk about them) are "Toxic Minecraft Christians." I'll get into their lore some other time maybe, if we do a chonky post on the mythology and history of our canon. Skywarden are, essentially, angels. For a species of empaths, they aren't very empathic. They have a white and gold theme- guess where they get all that gold. -_- Piglin are violent but we have good reason to be. Anyone that isn't clearly Netherborne (or Enderfolk) is shot on sight lol

OH MY GOD DID I MENTION PIGLIN ARE SORT OF COLD-BLOODED IN OUR CANON???? I DON'T THINK I DID. YEAH WE'RE COLD-BLOODED. Living near lava lakes will do that to you.

We have boats btw. Like fucking boats made of Nether brick type shit. I'm still not sure how the fuck that works I just know we had boats.

Most of the bit about mates is using monogamy as an example but monogamy isn't considered "the norm" and polyamory "a deviation" in Piglin culture. It's just sort of there. No one gives a shit.

ANYWAY HAVE ALL THAT get hit with a wall of text nerds. /silly

Feel free to ask questions if anyone has them! I don't expect any, but I also don't want anyone to feel like asking questions is bad. We actively want to delve into our sources and what we know or remember about our personal canons more. "Doubles" and such are welcome as well we don't care lol.

[brainrotbabe24]

Thorin's company and what their rooms look like

Balin: Grandpa bedroom! Okay so the bed has to be raised so he has a stepping stool to get up. All the furniture is wood, and even the wall has wood paneling. I guarantee he either has a drawer filled with hard candy and Kleenexes or a wicker basket with way too many quilts and blankets.

Dwalin: I love Dwalin so much, but I imagine his room would be quite bare. It would have just a bed, a desk, and a few axes lying around—nothing more than the essentials.

Óin: Plant mom!!! He would have dozens of plants around his room. They would be on his desk, on the floor and even hanging from the ceiling.

Glóin: Moody room. I feel like he likes to keep his room all dark and soft so he can easily sleep better. Plus, I have a theory he is an older emo and keeps the vibe going.

Bifur: He doesn't really decorate, but he loves having a big window to look out of as soon as he wakes up.

Bofur: Bofur would have a boho vibe with pops of color. I can also imagine him having lyrics written on the wall.

Bombur: Kitchen bedroom! Bombur would love being able to whip up something scrumptious at any moment.

Ori: I imagine his room lined with bookshelves, with one corner filled with yarn.

Dori: Posh, clean, and it definitely needs to have some fur in it, lol!

Nori: His room would be filled with all the stuff he has stolen...

Thorin: I read that the dwarves' style was inspired by Art Deco, so I imagine Thorin would embrace that aesthetic. He'd likely favor a palette of blue / dark, moody colors, contrasted with gold accents.

Fíli and Kíli: OH hoho! This is less about aesthetics and more about them sharing a room, lol! I'll let you guess who is more like Mabel and who is more like Dipper lol

Bilbo: I think we see his bedroom in the movies, but regardless, I picture his room as very organic, shaped by the roots, so it’s not square but the walls "wave." Maybe he would even hang string lights from the roots poking through the ceiling.

Gandalf: His room would remind me more of a study. It would have a big chair and fireplace so he could stay up and read. It would be super warm and cozy.

[whatisamildopinion]

Have we (the fandom) considered that any of the Rat Grinders subclasses were "suggested" by Porter? And if so, what do you think the different ones could be? Because no way would Ruben be a whispers bard with how he was before being rage-starred.

oh boy. oh boy. I certainly had not considered that (I fear I'm less obsessed with the ratgrinders than the average fantasy high fan) BUT this is a fascinating idea and I will admit it has me Thinking. so. here's my subclass change (or lack of change) ideas:

KIPPERLILLY:

this girl was always a Mastermind. she walked into school with her adventuring party name picked out and a four year plan of how best to game the system. she then proceeded to Get Got by a combination of Evil Teacher Plot and her own worst instincts, but I don't think Porter suggested her subclass. I think she was one of those kids that said "I'm gonna be a Mastermind" when she was like six and meant it with her whole entire heart. There's a reason Porter noticed her first.

RUBEN:

oh boy. I struggled with this one but you're so right, that boy was NOT a whispers bard before Porter happened. not with his jack johnson banana pancakes music. I toyed with the idea of Glamour or Eloquence, but I suspect he was probably College of Creation first. the most aggressively uplifting, not-combative bard college he could find. he probably used the Performance of Creation feature to just summon board games whenever he felt like it. the high five heroes were always very split on whether the constant uno games were endearing or annoying. Porter pushes, even before the rage star, for a subclass switch. Creation isn't angry enough. it doesn't go well with his god of endless, fiery vengeance. Whispers would be better, wouldn't it, Ruben? stronger. don't you want to take care of your party, Ruben? don't you want to do what's best for them? Ruben doesn't actually switch until after he's been rage-starred. his subclass changes without him even meaning it to happen. he tries to create things and they come out wrong. he's different, now. creation tastes weak. he's so angry. he doesn't want to make things anymore. he wants to break them. Porter gets what he wanted.

IVY:

like Kipperlilly, I suspect that Ivy also already had her subclasses picked out. Gloomstalker is a great subclass, and my impression of Ivy is that, even before all the rage star stuff happened, she was kind of. trying to be Not Like Other Girls, if that makes sense? like, one of those girls that's more inclined to be clique-ish and snippy, who likes to be feminine but hates the idea of being like other people, so she picks an "edgy" subclass to feel different. Now, the thing I do wonder about with Ivy is whether or not her multiclass was a result of Porter and the rage star. I can very easily see Ivy being just a ranger before the rage star. it seems like she leans toward the more magic-focused aspects of fighting, but consider: she picks ranger because she loves archery, because she likes the aesthetic, because she wants to fight but she doesn't want the ugly, up-close nature of fighting with a sword or an axe or a knife or even her hands. and then, post rage star, she's so angry. angry enough to want it, suddenly, that ability to fight ugly, to push herself further. ranger isn't enough anymore. so she multiclasses, and picks the subclass that dovetails best with her ranger features: Arcane Archer. it's just practical. she doesn't want the subclasses that allow her to guide her party members, like Battle Master. that's kipperlilly's thing. Ivy just wants to be able to make it hurt when she hits something. Porter doesn't suggest her subclasses, but his presence ends up influencing it anyway.

OISÍN:

best friends in all aspects, I think Oisín falls under the same category as Ivy. subclass he chose that comes back Wrong when he does. Oisín wants to understand the world by understanding how to make things. he wants to understand how things come apart by understanding how they come together. he's got some dragon heritage going on in there, and it makes him more interested in the tangible than the intangible. he shys away from the more abstract subclasses like chrononurgy, enchantment, illusion, divination. they just don't interest him. for the same reason, when Porter tries to suggest War Magic, he gives it a shot. he tries, really, for the sake of their mentor who he thinks has given them so much. but it doesn't stick. it's too abstract. it's not concrete enough for him. (this is, incidentally enough, part of why he's so impressed with Adaine wizards who have these types of subclasses. he doesn't know how they can do it, and it's a source of intense admiration for him.) he loves conjuration. it's the thing he's good at and the thing that interests him the most. then, after the rage star, it's a source of obsession. any attempts to get him to change subclasses only inspire fury. somewhere in the back of his mind, he's holding on to it as twisted proof that this can be normal, that this can be fine. see? look. he's not that different, is he?

MARY ANN:

Porter considers trying to get Mary Ann to be a Zealot barbarian. but before the rage star, she's just doesn't care. she's along for the ride because her party is. she has her interests, her games, her own entertainment, and that is, for the most part, separate from how she interacts with the school and with her party. plus, there's the pesky problem of trying to explain to the school what god, exactly, she is a zealot of. in the early days of the plan, it's far too soon to risk some of the more cognizant teachers from noticing what's happening. Mary Ann is profoundly disinterested in the goals of the mission and honestly, Porter is fine with that. he knows where his plan is going. she'll be with them one way or another, by the end. and after the rage star, her Berserker habits go from average for a barbarian to feral. she's uncontrollable in battle. she's everything Porter wanted, and he barely had to change anything at all.

LUCY:

lucy. oh god, lucy. to start, I don't think we ever actually learned her official subclass? someone can correct me, if we did. but without further evidence, I think her subclass originally was Peace, following her interpretation of Ruvina as a goddess of holding each other through the cold. Porter fucking hates it. he tries so, so, so hard to get her to switch to War. he almost succeeds. like Oisín, she tries it. she tries to want it. it's for her party, right? it's for kipperlilly. she can do it for kipperlilly, for her friend who wants this so badly. it doesn't matter how deeply the magic tastes like rot and flame. she can want that, right? (she can't.) the subclass change is part of the paperwork she files along with her change of deity. she submits it and then realizes that she can't. that she won't. that it's not worth it. Ruvina, what have I become? what are we becoming? this isn't what I believe in. this isn't what peace looks like. why would I ever choose this, when the magic tastes like this? when it feels this wrong? she tries to tell kipperlilly. she tries to apologize. and her party kills her for it. in the afterlife, everything is rot and flame. but why would she choose to go back, just to have the same thing? she's a cleric of Ruvina. she decided that she would never change that when she took back the paperwork. she's not changing her mind now. not even for kipperlilly. she can't. she won't. it's the first time she's ever not done something to make kipperlilly happy. lucy sticks to her guns. (later, after far too long wandering through endless rot and flame, a doorway full of cool twilight opens up before her, and she takes it. a hand to hold in the darkness. really, cassandra isn't all that different from her own goddess.)

BUDDY:

Porter doesn't have to suggest it. He doesn't have to suggest anything. When Buddy wakes up, his chest is full of flames, and the hatred that has been fed to him by his own church for years transforms his subclass in the instance of his resurrection. like he said, he worships a god of War.

[nereidprinc3ss]

I just know Spencer smells so scrumptious‼️

What do u think he would smell like or maybe (if does wear cologne) which one he would wear?

WARNING I GET WAY TOO INTO A HEADCANON AGAIN⚠️

oh let’s discuss bc people are always talking abt the smell of his cologne in fanfics but i don’t rlly see him wearing cologne. he gets migraines easily and often scents (artificial especially) can trigger that. also some people with asd dislike perfumey stuff because it can be sensorially overwhelming. then again im sure some also enjoy it bc of the olfactory stimulation, idk

BUT yeah in terms of spencer i don’t see him being someone who is conscious enough of how other people perceive him to intentionally wear cologne every day. especially younger spencer. i think he would smell nice but like… just clean. like bro isn’t dousing himself in dior sauvage or axe body spray every day, yk?

later seasons spencer tho seems to develop a bit more of a mature personal style and i can see him having a cologne that he uses every once in a while. but it would kinda permeate everything in his room and linger on his clothes so he wouldn’t need to wear it all the time for you to be able to smell it

i think for himself he’d pick something more gender neutral. im also envisioning him as someone who’s likelier to pick a scent that evokes a place or a feeling, like storm over a jasmine field, which is a demeter fragrance i think?

i can also DEFINITELY see him being into the mason margiela replica scents. like whispers in the library, by the fire, or my personal favorite, jazz club!! i own all of those but jazz club is so him.

i’ll attach a photo of the bottle under the cut and talk abt why it’s spencer reid coded bc im crazy and ive thought abt it a lot

first of all it’s classy af looking and smelling and also very like simple and elegant so i think the aesthetic of the bottle would appeal to him lol like the twine around the top?? the color? would fit so well in his apartment

also ik you must be thinking why would he want to smell like liquor and cigars but it doesn’t RLLY smell like that, it’s kind of like this really rich warm ambery sweet smoky musky situation. it’s got some pepper notes too. it’s just so fucking good and it really does give the vibes of being in like an old jazz club made of dark oak and brick and people are smoking and drinking and being lit but it doesn’t rlly make you smell like booze. it’s giving that one scene where he goes to meet ethan in new orleans. it’s also not overwhelming but it does make a bit of a statement, it’s a unique scent. idk EYE think it’s sexy, i wear it when i go out w friends if i wanna be sexy and mysterious, it IS a VERY sexy and mysterious scent imo

anyway i got WAY too into this i’m sorry😭 i feel like jeremy fragrance

but i highly recommend it

and also i LOVE a unisex scent and am very passionate abt the fact that i think spencer would lean toward that as opposed to like versace eros or some other hyper macho bull jizz cologne. i think he’s so hot for that (something i decided he does just now😁)

[simpingforpjo]

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Literally how did the Golden Fleece win the "Most Popular" award when there were only two contestants and the other was ME.

🪙guccifleece

Skill issue tbh

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🍃oracle_of_delphi_official

Might or might not run into oncoming traffic today!! Stay tuned for more.

#i'm just a girl fr fr #girl struggles

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Found a box in my mail! Wonder what's in it.

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Oh it is filled with taxes :(

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Found a 2 cent coin in it tho!

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The ships won't sail today so I'm using my free time to have a picnic with my daughter!

#aesthetic #bythesea #picnic #cottagecore

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Dad why did you bring an axe

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No reason! ^-^

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Achilles why are your location services off?? Where are you? Pick up the phone

❤️philtatos009

Yo Thetis Patroclus here. No service in the cave. Me and your son are sitting 5 feet apart cause we are not gay! Ciaoo

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Just stole a flashlight from Ikea HAHAHAH BE GAY DO CRIME

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SHOCKING FACT! YOU CAN'T PICK UP SOUP WITH A FORK

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Woke up like this!!

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No Orpheus don't look at me! :(

🪗orpheus-the-musician

You look so pretty tho!!

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*ungodly screeching*

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[infoglitch]

A dear Pain in the ass sister

(so uh.. I like blackguard.. that's all)

Enjoy

To say Weiss' family was inherently fucked up... Would be a understatement. Constantly at each others throats and either arguing or in the case of their mother, drowning in wine to wash away the pain.

So you can imagine weiss' horror when she received news her twin sister was on a bullhead to beacon to... Catch up apparently.

Weiss, was not all to pleased to receive this info, infact she was quite the opposite. She was INFURIATED to beyond belief.

She was pacing in her teams dorm as she was basically wanting to rip out her own hair at this point because of the rising fury she held in her as one ruby rose looked at her confused as she was gaming.

Ruby: Weiss I fail to see how "evil" sister is going to ruin you.

Weiss: because you dolt, my sister is everything wrong with the world! She's loud, obnoxious, her mouth has spewed so much vulgarity that it would make my father look like a saint. She is TERRIBLE-

Suddenly a knock on the door was heard as Weiss grumbled before going up to the door only to scowl as she saw one jaune arc.

Weiss: arc. What stupid plan do you have to court me now.

Jaune: wait.. how are you- i just- hold on im confused i just saw you at the gate also.. when did you have time to change and wash your hair?

Weiss looked at him before going pale as she immediately grabbing him by his collar.

Weiss: arc I will give as much lien as you want just please tell me you were hallucinating!

Jaune: hold on I'm still confused-

Weiss: ARC, please just say you were hallucinating. Please don't tell me you saw-

???: AH THERE YOU ARE DEAR BITCH OF A SISTER!

Weiss felt her heart plummet into her stomach as she looked to her right and saw her. This woman was a near replica of Weiss down to her cheekbones. Everything except her black hair, her biker attire and her vivid magenta eyes.

Belamere "bleiss" noir givrése. Weiss Schnee's twin sister and the only daughter to bear their father's last name.

Weiss: bleiss.. good to see you too.. dear.. sister

Bleiss walked up to her sister as she bear hugged her which seemed to catch off surprise.

Bleiss: how long has it been since we seen each other? Days, months. I lost count after the man-whore decided to send me to vacuo.

Bleiss let go as Weiss looked at her as she was beaming with a smile on her face as Ruby appeared next to Weiss.

Ruby: i don't see how she's bad.. nor the fact she's apparently your evil twin.

Bleiss looked at Ruby curiously as she leaned in REAL close to observe every aspect.

Bleiss: hmm I wanna say your going for a goth aesthetic but the red pops out which I wanna say is intended but-

Ruby: well hello to you too I guess-

Bleiss: oh right shit apologies.

Bleiss stepped back and stuck out her hand as Ruby looked at her curiously.

Bleiss: i am belamere givrése but my enemies call me bleiss

Jaune: oh that's interesting.. what do your friends call you.

It went dead quiet as bleiss turned around and looked at jaune.

Bleiss: ok.. who the hell are you?

Jaune: im-

Weiss: -less of a pain than you that's who he is!

The twins glared at each other as bleiss narrowed her eyes at her "proper" reflection.

Bleiss: interrupting someone is rather rude dear sister, especially when their introducing themselves. I thought you knew this since father was so focused on making you his doll.

Weiss said nothing but her hand hovered over myrtenaster as she glared daggers at her counterpart.

Weiss: you... take.. that. Back.

Bleiss: oh struck a nerve did I dear sister?~ you always were easier to enrage than winter and bitchley.

Weiss growled at her as she took out myrtenaster as she thrusted her weapon towards her twin as bleiss caught it with her twin axes, Berta and Marta.

Bleiss: hmm seems your fuse is getting shorter by the day-

Suddenly Weiss and bleiss found themselves picked up as Ruby was hold up Weiss with jaune holding bleiss.

Jaune: l-lets calm down everyone!

Bleiss: hey- let me go jackass, no one is allowed to touch me!

Jaune: really sorry but I don't feel like watching a bloodbath, especially when this is the first time Weiss has gotten like THAT!

We see Weiss was basically foaming at the mouth as Ruby carried her into the dorm as bleiss felt jaune let go as she landed before pointing berta at his throat as jaune raised his hands.

Bleiss: ok. One. NO ONE. Gets involved in matters with my family, two. next time you touch me I am chopping off your hands and then you probably tiny DICK.

Jaune and bleiss stared at each other as jaune put his hands on berta as he spoke calmly and softly.

Jaune: look I think I get your frustration, but Weiss is my friend, you two may be family but family don't act like that. So pardon me for making sure my friend is ok.

Bleiss looked at him as something clicked in her head.

Bleiss: your an arc aren't you?

Jaune nodded.

Jaune: what's it to you?

Bleiss: nothing just... Makes sense an arc of all people would act like they know about family.

Bleiss put away her axes as she walked passed him.

Bleiss: I'll be around the campus to check in on my sister. Don't get in my way again, jaune.

Jaune looked at her slightly confused on why she knows his name but he shrugged it off as we end our story here....

For now.

[briar-ffxiv]

Character Associations: Briar Redfeather

[ Art by @shadesofblades ]

List 3-5 items for each section!

🌿EMOTIONS/FEELINGS🌿

-> Curiosity -> Caution -> Joy -> Anxiety -> Optimism

🌿GREETINGS🌿

-> Warm Smile -> Shy Wave -> Your name said with obvious happiness. -> Hug

🌿COLOURS🌿

-> Forest-green -> Honey-gold -> Earth-brown -> Rose-gold -> Cream

🌿SCENTS🌿

-> Soft leather -> Warm earth -> Polished wood -> Hint of honey -> Lanolin (from the sheep)

🌿CLOTHING🌿

-> Green ruana cloak -> Fingerless leather gloves -> Woolen shirt -> Soft leather boots

🌿VICES/BAD HABITS🌿

-> Biting his lip when nervous -> Covering his mouth when he smiles or laughs -> Wringing his hands -> Bad at self-care/will push himself to the point of collapse -> Impulsive/reckless

🌿OBJECTS🌿

-> His mother's druid staff -> His father's carved bow -> His grandfather's knife -> Leather-bound journal -> Wooden pendant with Oschon's symbol

🌿BODY LANGUAGE🌿

-> Constantly moving, flicking ears, reminiscent of a deer (I refuse to not headcanon that Elezen ears are expressive!) -> Bright eyes that can turn unnervingly intense when he finally meets someone's gaze -> Slim hands that are seldom still -> Quick, shy smiles -> Open, earnest expression (i.e. - he can be read like a book most of the time)

🌿AESTHETICS🌿

-> Sunlight through forest leaves, dappling the earth below -> The quiet sounds of sheep as they graze, wandering peacefully over fresh grass -> An arrow being smoothly drawn, released to fly straight and true -> Scarred hands both gentle and steady while tending to an injury -> Soft singing in a sunny kitchen filled with the smell of baking bread

🌿SONGS🌿

-> Coyotes by Modest Mouse -> Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos -> In The Woods Somewhere - Hozier -> Running With The Wolves - Aurora -> Dance with the Fire - Karliene -> Run Boy Run - Woodkid

Tagged by: @miqojak - Thank you! <3

Tagging: @shadesofblades @midnightmagicks @valdiis @naejlas-axe @prettygayway @scholarlostintime @loldragoon-ffxiv @starrysnowdrop @mimble-sparklepudding @seasaltandcopper @calico-heart @ythealleycat and anyone else that wants to do it!

[fea-resources]

Best Unhinged Commentary As RP Starters Pt.1

Preemptively shoot them. Double tap for the fucking idiot who came before you and didn't.

Shoot her anyway. Shoot her for having a crappy hairstyle.

You start doing some freaky shit like the padre, I'm gonna shoot you.

I'm serious. Don't fucking start turning into a Thing. I'll shoot you. This is a small ass house.

Marco...? Better not be a fucking polo around here.

Yeah but they'd taste bitchin' in the few minutes before you died horribly.

Anything else in here that I need, before I go? Besides ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.

THERE BETTER NOT BE ANYTHING ELSE WAITING FOR ME OUT THERE BECAUSE I WILL SHOOT IT IN THE FACE.

That noise was behind me... that noise was behind me, right? ...that wasn't behind me.

Why is there a pile of dead bodies here now? This wasn't here before.

My work place has rat traps so I guess they have vermin problems, and this makes me so happy because if I see one of those fuckers I'ma grab it with my bare hands and wow the whole store. Up my pay grade. I can catch rats myself!

Try anything once. ESPECIALLY once if its toxic.

She's your stalker girlfriend. You will be hers or you will not have the chance to be anything else.

Standing in the bushes. A great strategy. I love bushes.

I know s/he can go straight through doors, I just hope s/he doesn't go straight through THIS fucking door.

Go away, I don't want what you're fucking selling.

HULK WANT OUT. LET HULK OUT.

Its Hulk's weak bitch ass cousin.

You're right, I don't like any noise, because noise means bad stuff.

That fucking laugh though... "nyA HA".

The devil's brew and the devil's lettuce. How many other things does the devil have?

Gotta face your fears. Face them like a man. A big, burly man. A bara, even.

Best friends kill each other before the apocalypse.

That's not heavy breathing -- its purring.

MY SON ISN'T LIKE THAT. MY SON JUST WANTS AFFECTION.

I love the additions of the flies, but the lack of maggots and decay is upsetting.

She's just mad cuz her tanning bed turned her into jerky.

Ghouls in a box, much like kittens in a box, but now with fifty percent more mauling.

What, is fifty percent mauling not good enough for you? Is this year's model not violent enough? GOD, not everyone can keep up with your strict mauling standards.

Oh come on, my mauling standards aren't that high. I just assumed this wasn't the world of Hello Kitty or MLP.

How safe is the safe house, really?

S/he wants you to stay that bad. S/he's such a sweetheart. Clingy and murderous, but a sweetheart.

Hey look, its the slow mo brain juice again.

Its just a bullet to the brain, mate. Ain't that bad. I've taken a few of those.

Excuse you. That is called abstract art. And it is gorgeous.

Its the sound of forgiveness. Screaming and then silence.

Sitting here making noise on the sidelines with the desperate hope it gets you caught somehow.

Children are omens of death. Do not follow the pitter patter of feet.

I swear to god nothing better crawl out after me. I will throw my ______ and then regret it.

You think a door will save you? You're a stupid bitch.

And you are 100% faking death good sir.

I wanna lick every single window in this place. I'm not sure why, but I just want to.

Sabotage kitty.

Its me in the mornings, and the knife is reality.

He's 50 shades of dead.

Uh I don't wanna go in the church because... stuff happens in the church.

Nothing over here except that dude having a grand old time, just... slamming his fists into that body. You know.

I'm okay. I'm gonna be fiiine. Who am I kidding? I'm gonna get fucked. Hard. In a very unpleasant way.

RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE ZOMBIE CRONCH MAN.

That's right, I don't have the hand axe anymore cuz I used it while I was in church, damn it.

Damn, you had a bad time. You lost your leg-- yeah, there's the leg.

Why do you eat so many bullets?

S/HE. FUCKING. ATE. BULLETS.

This house is aesthetic. That couch however... is not.

YEA BO- wait. What the fuck is this?

*Gets out the hose. Pressure washes _______ with holy water*

THAT'S NOT HOLY WATER. THERE'S NOTHING HOLY ABOUT IT, EXCEPT THAT IT FILLS ME WITH HOLES.

Dead raccoons smell a lot like melting brussel sprouts. Pro tip.

I genuinely forgot how to spell his name, and just don't care at this point.

Sell shit, be rich for about 5 seconds, then be poor.

Sky pervert you say?

Oh there you are. I tried to summon you like beatle juice but it didn't work.

Well you should'a said that chant over a dead possum. Then I would'a heard you.

Confession. I'm still hella weak for bunny tatas.

Ah, so polite. You're also like. My well of never-ending potions.

Every city looks pretty at night. They look better on FIRE at NIGHT.

Never mind. He looked better through the blurry window.

I don't know if this is weird but, does catnip... smell like tea? Cuz I think it kinda smells like tea.

I missed my chance to be Cool and say 'I've never snorted catnip'. I disappoint myself.

Dang you only had 8 dollars? You're a poor ass soldier, what the fuck.

I guess I WILL just... sound the alarm.

THE SHEEP LOOK LIKE MUPPETS, WHAT THE FUCK. THEY'RE SO CUTE.

I hate being blinded too... I say as I never wear glasses I need to wear.

*to the tune of shots* BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

ANGERY BUNNY BUTT.

I WOULD EAT IT. BET IT TASTES LIKE CYANIDE AND HEARTBURN.

I hate those boots. I wish you'd just put on actual pants.

That dysfunctional wardrobe is the final boss.

Jar jar binks got big. Stronk stronk bigs.

Let _______ have the tittie of bitch.

My fingers are dyslexic, pass it on. Calling you stupid bone sausages out.

Angels don't talk about Eiffel tower dick.

Yeah, I ditched him. I don't even care if he's asleep. I ditched him.

All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me. Crispy dragon-charred bacon.

you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP. EMBRACE THE JUMP.

_______ looks like a hobbit, not gonna lie.

I told you your little child bearing bones would catch you! They're springy and resilient!

Congrdeurtions.

The deer pelt is surprisingly sterile. Its the most sterile thing in this fucking place.

My dream is to be able to spell astetic... asthmatic... antsthetic... antstatic... aunt stacy? You know what I mean.

I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky.

Wait, I missed the corpse. We have to go back for the corpse. Leave NO man behind.

SOS jerky.

Adopt a child. It's time.

I was named after a slutty country singer. And a car.

Back in my day, we used beds and called it woohoo. Just like the Sims. That’s where all my Sex Ed comes from.

Back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE, and we shared between 5 of us, through the snow, because I ate the other shoe.

And I’M the one that needs to pray?

Why did you come back to the kink dungeon?

Lucifer is still pretty hot, I hear.

NO. PLEASE. I'LL BE GOOD. I'LL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING.

Nah, I'm thinking of something ten times as traumatizing.

No fire. Only suffering. Face the dark and cold like a dragon.

Fucking capitalism.

Your kindling looks like dog turds, and I know my dog turds.

_____ WAS STRANGLING A RAT. I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS.

I'd imagine bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nothing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blood pressure. That's like a 400 degree sauna right there if my math is right. Pretty toasty. ....that makes me wanna never do anything cause that's HOT.

Good. Sex is bad - its how babies are made and we don't want none of that.

Condoms are a thing, but so are holes and accidents. Why do you think I'm here?

Pornhub is good to us... on what not to do. That’s where I found that shrek video, and Spongeknob Squarenuts.

Wood - the original forbidden fruit.

This is the least sexy sex dungeon, let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold, no R&B music. Where’s the pizzazz?

Maybe they played music on the bones?

Do NOT. I have nightmares about that.

I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore.

I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons.

______'s hair is Cheeto colored which is honestly such a look. You rub your hand through his hair, your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust. Cheeto dandruff.

Who's playing the meat sticks again? I heard the meaty slaps. I still hear them.

Alright. Go gather your quotes you quote whore.

FAKE. YOU'RE A FAKE. YOU'RE A FAKE ________ FAKE AS FUCKING SHIT.

Oh. I thought you were talking to me when you said fake and I was like "someone noticed".

There you go; _____ knows the lyrics. _____ knows nothing.

I mean... hi... leggy up... same diff. Greeting you with my leggy.

You know minus the fire, this is a very nice house.

I don't know about you but the fire is aesthetic. I think its an improvement.

Uh, holy shit, violent much?

See by this point I would'a been like "fuck that I ain't gettin' in that bathtub again."

I hope I can kill you. You already look like someone I wanna kill.

This is where shit goes to shit.

You know it is really unfair you are able to appear and throw that that well and hit me because the universe fucking hates me-- OH GOD.

NO. We don't HAVE to check it out.

Rename him Kibbles n Bits.

Calm your bullet boner.

There goes the neighborhood. Now it really is Silent Hill.

I'm not used to having the camera that close to my ass.

You know, this is a lot less screaming than I anticipated. Still good though. Still satisfying.

Be The Squirrel. A very big squirrel. And very destructive like a squirrel.

You totally want to go down the creepy hallway, don’t lie.

Seriously, what was with all the monkey comments in Twilight?

I took out mine quicker. Did you see how I swung the shIT out of him and he ragdolled?

Squirrel game not strong enough.

I’m sexually attracted to a library. *finger guns*

He just… spread his ass cheeks wide open for that death.

I don’t plan hiding places, I plot environmental hazard spots. Catch me taking random and increasingly dangerous routes.

To be fair, I dented the pole with my face. So it was a tie.

Flirting, _____ style: Light them on fire. Man that’s actually kind of a weird thing to say when you remember how many things and people ______ has lit on fire.

I assumed he would come back on Wednesday because he’d be out of weed. He’s always out of weed on this day. Weedless Wednesdays.

I may just suck at sucking.

Give me the cat nip.

Make sure you inhale with your stomach – inhale the maximum amount of glow.

Your fucking shit is mine.

COTTAGE CHEESE COMES FROM SWISS CHEESED DICKS. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.

Today on "____ Ruins Everything".

Look at that goddamn library. I’d put my cottage cheese all over that thing.

HQ to ________. You’re breaking up. Over.

I’m sorry I keep breaking up with you guys, I just feel like our relationship isn’t going to advance any further.

I’LL PISS IN THE BENDY PART OF THEIR KNEE.

Bullet buffet.

If it fits I fuckings falls ins.

Its because I said Tits Save Lives, isn't it?

The feeling when you hear the word smoker and think of meat smoker first despite hanging with stoners…

Spider Pirahnas. Spirahnas.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SON? YOU PUT YOUR HEAD BACK ON RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN.

WUT UP MY DITCH COUSINS?

I ain't even high right now.

HI, I HEARD THERE WAS FIRE.

________ confirmed for arsonist.

He didn't see you. He smelled you.

I still don't get how he does all this shit with them tight ass pants.

RIP his balls. RIP his life too. ________ is the real one stripping balls.

Sasuke Uchiha'd his ass to the future.

He scream at own ass.

No, that guy took it to the knee. His third knee.

I GUESS it counts as a bone.

Walked crooked for a month. Got roasted with anal jokes.

When life throws grenades, pick them up and throw them back. I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN GRENADES.

He found the mummified corpse of an old man holding his dick in his last fap session in his tomb.

Those aren't swords, those are Mammoth Cleavers.

...I'm not making those noises.

I'm a rat murderer and taker of treasure.

God damn it, you were supposed to be a magic charm to make these rare game come out and instead you hurt its feelings!

Let's not bring up our Lord and Savior the Helix fossil.

Don't make those noises. Makes me think of dirty things.

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Listen i love the Greek aesthetic that Camp Half-Blood keeps up, it's fantastic, but i'm just saying that in the all the centuries that the camp has been in America, there hasn't been a mentioned demigod who used a gun????

In America???

Like????

Did Chiron pull an Obi-Wan and be like "It's uncivilized" or something like WHY AREN'T CELESTIAL BRONZE GUNS MORE COMMON?? Like In that entire camp of neurodivergent teenagers and not a single one was like "Oh hey this'll be effective against monsters."

And yes there is evidence that they have been made, i'm well aware of that, but im just saying think of the possibilities that celestial bronze can have!

Celestial bronze gun (with magic bullets that reappear in the clip to be reused. Bam! Now they aren't gonna go to waste and have to go find them again or whatever)

Like if a camper gets caught by a monster it'd be just like this whole situation:

Do you think an empousa or cyclops is going to survive a headshot? No, I dont think so. The only downside i can see to this is that the Mist wouldn't cover it up so well and that might be a potential problem.

Celestial Bronze Shoe Spikes/Soles/Studs (What monster is going to expect shoes to have CB in it?? And then boom they're dust. If it's a low-level monster a good kick is all you'll need)

Celestial Bronze Rope Dart

(Seriously this would be badass. Also super fun)

Celestial Bronze Axe-Gun

(Need i say more???)

Or what about other concepts too?? Wouldn't some of the Hephaestus cabin be curious to see if they could recreate weapons and ideas from movies and shows?? Like Captain America's shield or Black Panthers retractable claws?? What about Mithril armor or HELL WHAT ABOUT SOME COOL ASS BRONZE PROSTHETICS???

Damn i'd love to see that

So all im saying, is that i think there are a lot of untouched opportunities for this. Yes, i absolutely love the Greek aesthetic and the weaponry and how it's a part of their heritage and life, but in the entire camp of neurodivergents that has an entire cabin dedicated to the children of the god of craftmanship and smithery?? And they still stick with swords, daggers, spears, etc??

Mm mm, i wanna see more.

Feel free to add onto this as well!! Would love to hear other ideas too!!

[starsomens]

hi ✨ i know that usually you’re the one that gets the prompts and writes on them but can i just give my two cents on the recent events regarding noah’s behavior on tour because there’s literally no one i can discuss this with, so naturally i need to share and i feel like this here is a safe and fun space to do that.

i know how everyone has this image of what noah’s like in a relationship or in bed or whatever and that’s okay, we can all imagine and that’s what i’m here do to today, but you CANNOT tell me this man is not fucked, foul and twisted because

1. breathing into the mic AUDIBLY right after the “the way you fuck, the way you taste” lyric is nothing close to innocent and i am pretty sure he knows what he’s doing

2. spitting in the air after “so i can look you in the eye when i spit in your face” NUMEROUS times. i’m just gonna say that he knows. spitting is spicy and he knows.

3. that devilish grin he gave right before the growl in dethrone in Austin. uhm. yeah, sadistic, sick and twisted.

also this man feeds off of dark shit. he has said it himself a couple of times. when it comes down to anime, he loves watching the really dark stuff. we know he works on the aesthetics of the band a lot and the primary colors are black, red and grey. the visuals are dark. carrying an axe around a dark hallway? wearing a ski mask for fun? and all black outfits all the time? man loves horror movies as well. im positive he’d be down to chase you down an alley wearing a mask and carrying a knife, ghostface style.

also keeping his composure and having a really cool aura and being quiet while also sounding firm and diplomatic. SCREAMS dom. but like a pleasure dom cause we know he’s the clitmaster3000.

oh yeah, i’m not even gonna mention the fact that he lowered his voice when he said “good. GOOD JOB” when he asked the crowd to make a line for the mosh pit. mans got a praise and degradation kink and no one can tell me otherwise. he loves control and he loves exercising it in all ways possible.

okay, thanks. sorry if that was too much but i can’t stop thinking about it and it makes SO MUCH sense in my head and i need to know if somebody else is gonna agree with me. bye 🦦

I am gonna make you 🦦anon

MAAM OR SIR I AGREE THANK YOU FOR YOUR 2 CENTS YOUR DONATION IS APPRECIATED

But honestly this is what I’m saying HE KNOWS! MAN KNOWS WHAT HES DOING! Because I’ve had some people here say that they know about the fan fic, so he BEEN KNOW what makes us tic! I mean look at the video of him leaning over the crowd (not knowing exactly what he was doing) BUT HE KNOWS THE EFFECT! H knows what we’re into and what makes us go wild! IM TELLING YOU. But I’m telling you it’s kinda scary how DOMINANT he can be but also like super super super calm and collected about it. He gets his fill of power from it but super controlled about it as well and THAT makes it a bit scary but also 🌝

Clitmaster 3000 IM DEAD I LOVE IT! Also you and I must be the same person because I was about to write a small thought on him being a pleasure Dom! HE SCREAMS IT! And I have said before he keeps the mask on during sex 🤠 GIRL WE SHARING THE SAME BRAIN CELL RN CUZ I CAN SEE ALL OF THIS. Hopefully my writing can improve so I can write something that rlly expressed this out if the opportunity comes up.

[stuck-in-a-forest]

★ intro post ★

dividers by:@hyuneskkami

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and welcome to my blog :3

basic info part 1: names

[ colored text means currently in use ]

Clover* Onyx Shenanigan/Shen* Axes Sparrow* Jinx Rumor Forest* Flux* Bug*

basic info part 2: pronouns

pronouns page (its not done yet just so ya know)

mainly they/them but my gender is weird asf so therefore use whatever the fuck you want /silly including neopronouns :3

basic info part 3: age :o ?????

just kidding not giving away my exact age lol but im a young teenager and my birthday is on february 2nd

GENDEEEEEEEEEEER

so i have a very funky gender but imma explain it using termss

agender: absence of gender/not having a gender

agenderflux: when somebody is usually agender but experiences random spikes of other genders

genderqueer: very cisn't

nonbinary: not a boy and not a girl mwahhhhaaaaa

multigender: kind of, depending on the day

attraction :o

romantic attraction: aromantic, aegoromantic, im fine with romantic stuff sometimes but sometimes it makes me feel icky

sexual attraction: asexual, aegosexual, same deal with sexual stuff sometimes its fine and sometimes it makes me spontaneously combust

platonic attraction: aplatonic, aplspec, aplflux, grayplatonic, but it varies so much like omg all my online frens r so cool so yeah

familial attraction: afamilial, afamspec theres literally one person im familialy attracted to. one person. oh and im also @zithergiltscorner dad now so also that :D

aesthetic attraction: omniaesthetic? lesbian but aesthetic attraction? idk women r pretty tho

bork bork im a creature (alterhuman things)

sooooo ok

labelz:

nonmorph: somebody who is decidedly nonhuman but otherwise undefined

otherfix: somebody whose identity changes based on hyperfixations

quadrobist: somebody who does quadrobics

mental thingies

um ok sooo

i've been diagnosed as a highly sensitive person and i suspect i am some other kind of neurodivergent but idrk how *shrug*

my fandomssssssss

Hilda, Carmen sandiego, epic the musical, arcane, Hamilton, riordanverse, osmanverse, Harry Potter

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