#Adult language

[pinkpabli]

Going from child to adult into the professor layton fandom is so funny because when I first saw Descole as a little girl I was like "wow he looks cool, love his costume!" and now my mind is plagued with thoughts like "do you think his wife pegged him while he was ass up on the kitchen counter dressed like a maid?"

[snoweylily]

petition to change "adult language" to words such as "mortgage" and "economy" and "overdraft"

[nightwolferebornii]

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[blvckentropy]

FIRST LOOK👀

What happens when 8 teens meet in Rehab?

[planetbeanie]

Honey I hate to be the one to tell you but 😭

[doubtingdebispoems]

I Don't Want To Believe It

I Don’t Want To Believe It Everything I’ve been hearing on the streetI try to pretend because I don’t want to believe itTell me it isn’t so, tell me they don’t knowThey can’t know because you wouldn’t do that to meThey’re just posin’ like they know youBut I know you better than they doDon’t I or do I know the you that lies to my faceDo they know the you behind my backTell me I’m wrong tell me I…

[joojoobeenz]

[artobotsrollout]

Thinking about TFP again and the fact that the whole Optimus getting the StarSaber thing was only major threat for two whole seconds in TfP because Megatron was like "YEAH?? WELL I MADE THE EVIL and betterer version of your sword" is so fucking hilarious to me.

Don't take this as a super serious critique. I'm not actually mad about it. I find it hilarious.

Narratively it's so bad 😂. The autobots finally get an advantage. They totally could have played with this and make Megatron scramble against the autobots for a bit instead of the Autobots constantly losing. Would have made for a new avenue to explore and make the autobots feel like a genuine threat.

But seeing it happen on screen like two kids playing pretend and being like "I'm a tiger" "well I'm a bigger stronger tiger so THERE" is really funny. 😂

I cackled so hard at that it's so funny how Megatron has an "Oh shit I'm fucked" moment until two minutes later he gets the plot forge.

AND LIKE THERES SO MANY MORE INTERESTING WAYS for Megatron to counter it without just making a copy of the StarSaber.

Also like?? Doesn't the forge of Solus Prime being able to make another prime exclusive relic that's just as powerful kinda make every other supposedly "one of a kind" relic kinda lose it's impact and value? The forge of Solus Prime is OP and it's hilarious. Unless the lore says she made all the primely artefacts in the first place in which case ignore me. But I really thought Primus made them? Idk man Dhdbsj. Even if Solus DID make the og items, the conflict could have been resolved way better.

Anyways rnxdjejd. TfP is a very pretty show and there's a lot I like about it. But man it also really misses the mark in major ways sometimes 😂 esp with the poor follow through of some neat ideas it sets up. (esp the last season oof).

[twilight-town-zombies]

I saw a post probably a week ago that said they don’t even care if Strelitzia gets to fight, they’re just glad she’s here, and I get where they’re coming from, but I would just like to put out there that I am glad she’s there and will be disappointed if she doesn’t get to be a party member and bad ass mage keyblade wielder. Like, she has certainly had the time to hone that skill. And she didn’t actually get much screen time in KHUX. And at some point I need to see her raging through a field of flowers in a white organization coat.

[imsoprettyithindersmyiq]

i love being homosexual!!! glitter and pussy!

[hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes]

Canonically Millie pegs Moxxie.

We all already knew it but okay.

[arrrghhhhhhhh]

My issues with Strickler becoming a troll all the time:

1. Being a Changeling was badass

2. It writes off his lifelong struggle for Changling rights

3. Not unlike Jim did, he's lost his human form

4. Silver Fox > Spiky Avocado

[doubtingdebispoems]

Live My Life

I want to live my lifeLike it’s my last dayon EarthTo Fuck, drink and partyPlaying for all it’s fuckin’worthDon’t want to be afraidOf anything not of thisworldWant to live by the wordAnd give thanks to theLordDon’t give me no uselessinstructionsI’ll give you just the basicplansCome and go in goodconscienceHave more others andno other thansLive carefree and lightfootedHave roots in my hometownGet…

[trope-appreciation-tuesdays]

"I'm starting to think you rather quite enjoy this! "Fuck you!" "Why else would you choose to fight back when you know it just results in more pain and punishment for you?"

Brilliant

[twilight-town-zombies]

I love how every single fan artist is like, fuck canon, Strelitzia and Lea should have freckles

[mere-vanilla]

Husband: (Takes out recycling to the garage where we store the recycling bins)

The Cricket That Lives in Our Garage Apparently: (Chirps)

Husband: (Nearly freaks out in surprise)

Me: Should... Should we get it out of there?

Husband: (Recovering from the surprise) Go for it.

Me: (Using paper and a glass, provides The Cricket That Lives in Our Garage Apparently a smooth, safe ride from the garage to the outside flower box on our porch) Hey buddy! I got you! It’s okay. There ya go.

The Cricket That Lives in Our Garage Apparently: (Hops into the outside flower box, no longer Living in Our Garage)

Husband, Me: (Hears another Cricket That Lives in Our Garage Apparently)

Husband: If you just took it out, why am I still hearing it...?

Me: (Dejectedly) I think I just... cock-blocked a cricket.