#Adrian Toomes || Quotes
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Miles needs his own Sinister Six and I NEED them to be so goddam silly. Half of them are like "I'm not fighting a child are you insane" and the others are "finally, an excuse to punch a teenager"
Specifically:
Adrian, on 10 Monster energy drinks: Hey, your web shooters aren't as fast as last week, everything okay?
Miles: no, I stayed up all night and couldn't figure out what's wrong with them :(
Adrian: alright, let's take a look. Your design is so good!
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Felicia: Hey Junior, wanna annoy Peter B as much as humanly possible?
Miles: Y E S
Felicia: good kid
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Miles: Did you just. Apologize for existing
Harry: I'm sorry I try not to do it
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Spot: You're so petty, honestly. I'm trying to change
Miles: YOU TRIED TO DESINTEGRATE MY UNIVERSE??
Spot: That was 2 hours ago
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Miles: You know I'm 15, right? You punched a 15 year old. A child. As a father.
Flint: Don't.
Miles: Ow. My minor bones are broken. My child self is hurting. I got sand in my teenager baby eyes.
Flint: [sigh]
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Miles:
Kraven, with the creepiest golden eyes: You're Amazing :) The Best Spider-Man :) Fine Trophy, Indeed :)
Miles: MIGUEL. MIGUEEEEEEEL-
#miles morales#adrian toomes#felicia hardy#harry osborn#flint marko#the spot#spot atsv#sergei kravinoff#sinister six#itsv#atsv#text#text post#black cat#green goblin#sandman#the vulture#incorrect quotes
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DAY 9 LES GOOO
#peter parker#spiderman#incorrect marvel quotes#peter parker needs a hug#ned leeds#the vulture#adrian toomes#quentin beck#funny marvel#capcut#capcut edit#capcut template
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They played DND today
Otto: Montana you are pushed down a flight of stairs-
Montana: son of a bitch
Otto:-taking 31 points of damage.
Montana: mother fucker, what is that thirty flights? Fuck.
Otto: Mason, A tiny dagger imbeds itself into your abdomen taking 21 points of damage.
Quinten: could I intervene said dagger?
Otto: you are able to take the damage as you rush in front of the blade
Quinten: -in character- Mason! Be careful…-fake grunting noises-
Adrian: did you just attempt to stab my cleric? That almost hit him!
Mason: someone important almost got hurt.
Montana: I’m glad we’re just brushing over the fact I fell thirty flights of stairs.
Adrian: can’t help you there
Montana: I don’t need your sympathy
Mason: id like to help Montana up-
Montana: it’s too late for that Mason you done fucked up! I know you don’t really care about me!
Mason: montana I’m sorry, I had a near daggered experience. Thank goodness Quinten got stabbed instead of me
Quinten: yes thank goodness…
#otto octavius#tssm montana#adrian toomes#tssm tinkerer#mysterio#dnd#incorrect quotes#incorrect tssm quotes
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You are absolutely correct, I do need this.
*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
#otto octavius#peter parker#spiderman#adrian toomes#max dillon#alexei systevich#flint marko#incorrect quotes#marvel
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Afrofuturism and Classism: Two Isms in the Peaism
It's not a big secret in saying that the African American folk (more colloquially referred to as black people) have always had the short end of the stick in history. And how this currently still being written history continues moving along in the form of books.
This post's example, we got the Nalo Hopkinson's novel, Brown Girl in the Ring.
To provide a brief TL;DR of the novel's premise, it includes our main character, Ti-Jeanne, having to live in a heavily segregated society where the poor (mostly consisted of P.O.C.) and the rich (predominantly white) live heavily separate lives.
This already highlights a severe poverty line between those amongst the social class. Those on the top get to do whatever they want while those on the bottom get the mere table scraps. And when the bottom acts out, they are villainized and responded against with more force.
It's ironic to consider, but this reminds me of a quote I had heard from Spider-Man: Homecoming.
"How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower, or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me... they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything. We have to pick up after them. We have to eat their table scraps..." - Adrian Toomes [Michael Keaton]
Of course, this is flipped on its head because it is spoken by a villain, but what he states rings true. The people up top are usually disconnected from the people at the bottom, and such, they have the power to do whatever they please along with getting away with "ruining lives" even if they don't know it.
Another big component in the story is the organ harvesting and transplants, which is very much a problem in real life. A case of people with money being given priority while those that could use them are left in the dust. In addition, when donations are made, some are never actually sent to where the donor believe they are.
John Oliver made an episode on this. Link to the episode of Last Week Tonight here. A quote from the episode I'd like to include is
"Black people are four times more likely to deliver kidney failure than white people, but they are also less likely to receive a transplant."
It really sometimes makes you wonder about how something that appears good operates on the capitalistic system. It is those with money to throw around that receive the full benefit.
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TLTR- Both MCU Spider-Man villains are villains because of Tony Stark. And capitalism, but that's more the Vulture than Mysterio.
Isn't it interesting that the first two MCU Spider-Man villains are villains for the same reason? Neither of them actually have a bone to pick with Peter, he just gets in their way. No, who they really have a problem with is a certain billionaire named Tony Stark.
Adrian Toomes. Blue collar worker who had his team's job was stolen by Stark Industries. He decides that in order for them to provide for themselves and their families, they may as well just steal and sell weapons and materials from the corporation that took their jobs in the first place.
Quentin Beck. Former employee for Stark Industries. He created an incredible holographic system which was mostly brushed off by his superiors. Everyone in his team is someone who once worked for Stark Industries, and was somehow screwed over by them.
(Quick aside, yes I know Quentin Beck was mentally unstable and did horrible things, believe me I want to punch him too)
Now we go to Peter Parker. A brilliant but naive teenage boy who idolized Tony Stark, and understandably so. Out of all the people Tony could have noticed, he noticed and validated Peter. So Peter doesn't ask any questions when Tony recruits him, he just flies out to Germany and fights along side him, without knowing why he's even there. Because that's his dream come true, he's friends with Iron-Man. And so when anybody disagrees or opposes something Tony does, Peter needs to fix it. And yes, what the Vulture and Mysterio were doing was wrong (Mysterio more than Vulture, gah I just want to slap- anyway). But they were doing what they had been taught to do; use whatever means necessary to get ahead. Because if you try to work within the system, it will use you until you're no longer needed and then toss you out with the trash.
Quotes-
Quentin Beck- "These days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers from your hands, no one will even listen."
Adrian Toomes- "Those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us? Like you and me? They don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything; They don't care about us. We have to pick up after them, we have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is."
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Iron-Spider and Peter and Tony's relationship
This one quote resonates in my mind; "I'm nothing without the suit." With Tony responding: "If you're nothing without*that* suit, then you don't deserve it."
The Iron suit is similar to the Symbiote. It enhances Spider-Man's power, and even tried to take control of Peter's body.
These two statements are different though. Peter is talking about being Spider-Man. *I AM SPIDER-MAN".
Calling back to the scene of Congress when they tried to take a Literal Weapon of Mass Destruction from a literal drunken dictator with his finger on the trigger.
But Tony is confused. He believes it's *his* suit that makes Peter Spider-Man. And Peter is just reliant on having a Tailor for free suits.
That whole conversation means something incredibly different from each other's perspective.
"I'm not Drunk, You're Drunk." -Tony Stark probably
And then it hit me: Tony is an Arms and Technology Dealer. That's where his $$ comes from. He probably knows Adrian Toomes *personally*.
He probably knows this universes developer of the radioactive spider and Doctor Octopus. And probably even Mysterio.
And he takes it personally that Peter's form of heroism *is* punching up towards people trying to salvage their empires.
No matter who they hurt or what damage they caused.
And all Peter Knows is that *He's Spider-Man* and he *punches the bad guys*. And while Peter's understanding is simple and naive in comparison; it's probably more noble than Tony's infinite Armory nuclear button.
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Homecoming
This is the second movie to star Tom Holland as Spider-Man in this incarnation (after “Captain America: Civil War”). Both the superhero and his high-school-student alter-ego (or is it the other way around? That’s another thing I can be hazy on) Peter Parker, are presented at their most awkwardly adolescent. In the timeline of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), “Spider-Man: Homecoming” begins directly after Spider-Man’s participation in a superhero gang fight in 2016’s “Civil War.” But the movie itself begins eight years prior to that, in the aftermath of Loki unleashing the Chitauri, which trashed much of NYC and the Avengers’ sleek headquarters in 2012’s “The Avengers.” (That’s a 2012 movie, and it’s only 2017 now, but don’t look at me, I’m just going by the on-screen texts.) In the wreck of the Avengers’ HQ, Michael Keaton’s hard-working salvage dude Adrian Toomes is showing a colleague a drawing of the Avengers scrawled by Toomes’ own ten-year-old child. Those in the audience with a familiarity with possibly fake Chekhov quotes will recognize this as the gun on the mantelpiece in Act One that is obliged to go off in Act Three, and by Odin, off it does indeed go, but it’s a long way from Act One to Act Three. Soon Toomes and his crew are kicked off the site by an officious Tyne Daly and it’s revealed that Tony Stark is ostensibly self-dealing by heading a government clean-up crew to handle the superhero mess. To give credit to the six screenwriters on this movie, oodles of rather convoluted plot detail are relatively clear even if you’re not super paying attention.
That said, once the movie gets all its ducks in a row (and after serving up a Queens-set crime-fighting foray that highlights some of the movie’s worst visual effects, looking flat-out like video game action for most of its length), it delivers some genuinely effective action/suspense set pieces, including one set in the Washington Monument that worked me up a treat. A subsequent near-disaster on the Staten Island Ferry is less effective but does lead to the movie’s most effective narrative coup. That is, the nifty Spidey suit that Stark afforded Parker is taken away, and “Spider-Man: Homecoming” has to swing to its thrilling climax with its hero in a very low-rent outfit. Is this the opposite of “fan-serving,” or is it “fan-serving” itself, presented in a cleverly inverted form? I cannot say. I can say that the film’s adaptation of one of the original “Spider-Man” comic’s most graphically exceptional scenes, from 1966’s Issue 33, “The Final Chapter!” um, isn’t as good as the comic book was, quite honestly. But I give director Jon Watts and the other seventy thousand craftspersons involved in this production credit for trying.
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Adrian, a bit annoyed: My nails keep chipping.
Otto: Nails are generally less brittle than screws, but some of the cheaper ones (Grip Rite is notorious for this) are made of substandard materials and tend to bend or break easily.
Otto: Sometimes that’s not an issue, like if you’re building something small and you don’t want to bother with the pricier nails.
Otto: But if you’re already having this problem, I’d suggest-
Otto:
Otto: I just realized you probably meant fingernails. Ignore my last comments.
Adrian: Otto, I have feelings for you.
Source post :)
#spider-man#tssm#the spectacular spider-man#adrian toomes#otto octavius#tssm adrian toomes#tssm otto octavius#incorrect quotes#the spectacular queue
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Flint: remember how I said Alex and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Adrian: yes
Flint: well, we’re in jail
Adrian: *hangs up*
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Adrian: But you're supposed to be dead!
Peter: Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody.
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THE VULTURE ->
Our long feud ends tonight, insect.
#spiderman ps4#spiderman#spidermanedit#the vulture#vultureedit#gamingedit#adrian toomes#tw: flashing images#tw: flashing gif#my edit#my gifset#mine#agentsweet#!!!#i loved his design so much#i wish he'd been used more in the game because he was so good#finding a good quote for the caption was a tad difficult but i think it's okay???
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Vulture: Spidey-boy, still stuck in the minor leagues? Peter: You still… Peter: Hanging out… Peter: On ferries?? Peter: *whispers* Got ‘em.
#peter parker#adrian toomes#spiderman#vulture#peter and toomes#hero and villain#omg#peter#i don't think that had quite the impact you wanted#but i mean#a for effort i guess lol#i love him#mcu#mcu incorrect quotes
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Peter: Your dad's trying to kill me!
Liz: Don't be silly, he's not trying to kill you.
Adrian Toomes: Yes I am.
#source: roseanne#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect spiderman quotes#spider-man homecoming#far from home#peter parker#liz toomes#adrian toomes#vulture
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Vulture: *attacks Midtown High* Where are you, Spider-Man? Face me now!
Peter: *appears, in costume* Right here, birdman!
Karen: May I suggest activating 'instant kill mode'?
Peter: No, Karen! Spider-Man doesn't kill people!
Vulture: I'm going to destroy everything you know and love, starting here!
MJ: *runs towards Vulture* Hey! Don't you mess with- *Vulture swats her aside with a wing and sends her flying into a wall*
Peter: Say, Karen, how 'bout that instant kill mode?
Karen: *sinister cackle* With pleasure.
#spideychelle#spiderman#peter parker#michelle jones#mj#badass spiderman#badass peter#vulture#adrian toomes#incorrect spideychelle quotes#incorrect sm:h quotes#incorrect hoco quotes#karen#badass karen#instant kill mode
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The Vulture: You ready to fucking die?
Peter: No- yeah, I’m bad bitch, you can’t kill me!
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