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Based on tweet of mine and ever growing horrible life situations I am opening up comms again temporarily - if you'd rather just donate this is my kofi ( tysm if you do ) - and here are characters I have for sale on TH Originally I was going to try and get money to gain better privacy for my shared sleeping conditions but now I need to do that and accommodate for my mother ( 3 people in one room ) who has no bed or bedroom of her own and hasn't for years. She's the main provider for our house so I really need to be able to have someplace for her to sleep before summer comes. Extra comm info bellow ⬇️

TOS stuff to take in for comms

✔️Will draw: cartoons, humanoids, ponies, fantasy races, video game characters

⛔Will not draw: furries or other animals, robots/mechs, complicated weaponry, ship art, NSFW or fetish content, you ( based on a selfie ) I will not design outfits for you and you must provide proper visual references for things like the character, posing, expression, props, etc. If you can not provide me these basic things I must decline - on top of this smaller comms are not allowed drastic edits to the sketch so please be clear on your directions Please DM me to inquire. Anyone who is requesting must add me on discord as well and only in tumblr DMs will I share my discord handle.

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Sally: You just hate the cis cuz of things that they did.

Peter: I hate the cis because it is lead by the treacherous count dooku

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Gobby: What an oh-so-sad tale of ol’ Granny Scorpion-Shoes. No one person could ever predict how her tale would end.

Gobby: It was pneumonia that brought about her death.

Gobby: Yes, her pet scorpion Pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. Tragic.

Gobby: He shot her point blank.

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Norman: What people don’t tell you about being pretentious is that it’s actually very enjoyable.

Norman: We have monthly meetings about what to gatekeep and what to call stupid, and last month Menken brought some really good homemade sugar cookies.

Norman: Also I got head there one time.

Minors DNI

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Flash: Aren’t you gay?

Gwen: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual.

Gwen: If so, I apologize.

Peter: Accuse me of anything, but never accuse me of being straight.

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*The Sinister Six standing in a circle around a broken coffee machine*

Montana: So…

Montana: Who broke it.

Montana: I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Otto: I did. I broke-

Montana: No, no you didn’t. Alex?

Alex: Don’t look at me, look at Flint.

Flint: What? I didn’t break it.

Alex: That’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

Flint: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Alex: Suspicious.

Flint: No, it’s not.

Electro: If it matters, probably not…

Electro: But Quentin was the last one to use it.

Quentin: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Electro: Oh really? Then what were you doing next to the coffee cart earlier?

Quentin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Electro!

Otto: Okay, okay, let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Montana: No! Who broke it?!

Flint: Montana… Adrian’s been rather quiet.

Adrian: REALLY?!

Flint: Uh, yeah, really.

Everyone other than Montana: *starts getting into a heated argument*

Montana, aside to Kraven: I broke it.

Montana: It burned my hand so I punched it.

Montana: I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Montana, turning to watch the chaos with a smirk: …

Montana: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Harry: Why does Dad call you babygirl?

Menken: How about we stop talking for a while.

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Doc Ock, to Rhino: This is your gentle reminder to drink plenty of water :)

Rhino: No.

Doc Ock: That was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

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Flash, texting Peter: Hey, can I ask what it’s like to be transgender?

Flash: I don’t mean to be a dick by asking, I’m genuinely couriours

Flash: Couiours

Flash: Courious

Flash: The thing Gorge the monkey was

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Menken and Norman: *out on Oscorp business*

Menken: *sees a cute guy, and turns to Norman*

Menken: Permission to be gay, sir?

Norman: *annoyed sigh*

Norman: Fine.

Norman: Permission granted.

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Harry, texting Flash after he hurts his leg: Get bell soon

Harry: *Wet

Harry: *Wep

Harry: forget it

Harry: brother you can just die

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Adrian, doing a crossword: A word that’s a mix between sad and mad…

Adrian: Any ideas?

Otto: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Electro: Smad.

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Flash: Why do I have to learn all of these interpersonal skills when I can just punch people in the face?

Peter: That’s not the can-do attitude I’m looking for!

Flash: But I can do punch them in the face.

Peter: I’m not sure what’s worse, your grammar or your morals.

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Doc Ock: If you have ADHD you can shoot lasers from your eyes.

Doc Ock: As a treat.

Electro: Can I have the power to wash the dishes instead?

Doc Ock: Unrealistic.

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Norman: The atmosphere in the dining room has gotten too intimate and familial lately.

Norman: …

Norman: I need to buy a longer table.

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Peter, in a group chat with the rest of the Nerd Herd: Hey everyone.

Peter: I’m gay.

Gwen: No shit.

Harry: I JUST HIT SOMEONE WITH MY CAR

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Venom: *traps Peter in his own mind*

Peter: Oh hey it’s pretty cozy in here

Venom: *deploys the creature*

Peter: Aw man!! What the fuck!!! This sucks!!!

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