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Adoption News!
Hello and happy Sunday everybody! Today we wanted to announce the news of one of our newest additions here on the Poke-Prime-Center Reserve, Marlo the Pikachu!!
Marlo the Pikachu is one of newest babies, yes, for he has only been here for five weeks- But he has made a fully recovery from his unkmown torn tail injury, and is ready to find his special person.
Things you may want to know about Marlo is, he loves to help out around the the berry fields by helping to pick berries off the bushes. He also loves sun bathe in high up places, such as our tall oak trees here on the reserve. So we're looking for someone to match his hard working yet lax personality.
If you have anymore questions or would like to adopt this hard working Pikachu, please contact us here on our website.
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Hope everyone has a wonderful Winter!
#undertale#undertale au#deltarune#deltarune au#utdr#asgore adopts noelle#asgore#noelle deltarune#noelle holiday#princess noelle#royelle#winter#winter solstice#snow#snow angel#deltarune newsletter#angel#halo
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NO OFFENSE TO THE REST OF THE NEWSLETTER BUT THE ACTUAL LETTER BY [REDACTED] ABOUT [REDACTED] IS FUCKING ME UP SO BAD RIGHT NOW
#ALSO. FAVORITE NUMBER BEING 9... I FEEL YOU SO MUCH [REDACTED] I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO ADOPT YOU MORE#undertale newsletter#deltarune newsletter#undertale#deltarune
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⭐NEOPET INSPIRED ADOPT⭐
This design already found a very loving home BUT here's their art! They love hedgehog ❤️💛💚💙
#did yall see the new neopets newsletter#the future is bright#adopt#adopts#neopets#furry art#furry#furry adopt#for others#pfp#icon#oc art#rainbow#sparkledog#furrycore
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"I found a dog made out of mud."
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The Sheffield Cats Shelter opens charity shop in Broomhill as demands soars
New Post has been published on https://petn.ws/rrCU2
The Sheffield Cats Shelter opens charity shop in Broomhill as demands soars
Watch more of our videos on Shots! and live on Freeview channel 276 Visit Shots! now The Sheffield Cats Shelter has opened its third charity shop as demand for its services soars. The new location at 7 Crookes Road, Broomhill, formerly Save the Children, sits alongside other charity shops such as PDSA, Barnardo’s and Oxfam, all […]
See full article at https://petn.ws/rrCU2 #CatsNews #Adoption, #Barnardo, #Cats, #DancingOnIce, #EcclesallRoad, #Government, #Hillsborough, #Instagram, #Newsletter8211, #SarahSmith, #Sheffield
#adoption#barnardo#cats#dancing on ice#ecclesall road#government#hillsborough#instagram#newsletter&8211;#sarah smith#sheffield#Cats News
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The Best News of Last Year - 2024 Edition
Welcome to our special edition newsletter recapping the best news from the past year. I've picked one highlight from each month to give you a snapshot of 2024. No frills, just straightforward news that mattered. Let's relive the good stuff that made our year shine.
1. January - South Korea passes law banning dog meat trade
The slaughter and sale of dogs for their meat is to become illegal in South Korea after MPs backed a new law. The legislation, set to come into force by 2027, aims to end the centuries-old practice of humans eating dog meat.
2. February - Greece legalises same-sex marriage
Greece has become the first Christian Orthodox-majority country to legalise same-sex marriage. Same-sex couples will now also be legally allowed to adopt children after Thursday's 176-76 vote in parliament. Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis said the new law would "boldly abolish a serious inequality".
3. March - Global child deaths reach historic low in 2022 – UN report
The number of children who died before their fifth birthday has reached a historic low, dropping to 4.9 million in 2022. The report reveals that more children are surviving today than ever before, with the global under-5 mortality rate declining by 51 per cent since 2000.
4. April - Restoring sight is possible now with optogenetics
Max Hodak's startup, Science, is developing gene therapy solutions to restore vision for individuals with macular degeneration and similar conditions. The Science Eye utilizes optogenetics, injecting opsins into the eye to enhance light sensitivity in retinal cells. Clinical trials and advancements in optogenetics are showing promising results, with the potential to significantly improve vision for those affected by retinal diseases.
5. May - Vaccine breakthrough means no more chasing strains
Scientists at UC Riverside have demonstrated a new, RNA-based vaccine strategy that is effective against any strain of a virus and can be used safely even by babies or the immunocompromised.
6. June - Bill Gates-backed startup creates Lego-like brick that can store air pollution for centuries
The Washington Post detailed a "deceptively simple" procedure by Graphyte to store a ton of CO2 for around $100 a ton, a number long considered a milestone for affordably removing carbon dioxide from the air. Direct air capture technologies used in the United States and Iceland cost $600 to $1,200 per ton, per the Post.
7. July - Stem cell therapy cures man with type 2 diabetes
A 59-year-old man had been suffering from diabetes for 25 years, needing more and more insulin every day to avoid slipping into a diabetic coma and was at risk of death. But then Chinese researchers cured his disease for the first time in the world. The patient received a cell transplant in 2021 and has not taken any medication since 2022.
8. August - Chinese drones will fly trash out of Everest slopes
Come autumn, Nepal will deploy heavy lifter drones to transport garbage from the 6,812-metre tall Ama Dablam, south of Everest. This will be the first commercial work an unmanned aerial vehicle does in Nepal’s high-altitude zone.
9. November - Tokyo to make day care free to boost birth rate
Tokyo plans to make day care free for all preschool children starting in September, the city governor has announced as part of efforts to boost Japan's low birth rate.
10. October - FTC Rule Banning Fake Product Reviews Takes Effect With Stiff Penalties
Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Chair Lina Khan announced on Oct. 21 that the agency’s prohibition on fake online reviews was taking effect, imposing fines as high as $50,000 for violations. Khan encouraged followers to report the proscribed practices at reportfraud.ftc.gov.
11. November - Bumblebee population increases 116 times over in 'remarkable' Scotland rewilding project
The bumblebee population has made an impressive comeback in a developed area by increasing to 116 times what it was two years ago thanks to a nature restoration group.
12. December - Spain to enshrine gay marriage and abortion rights into its constitution so 'they cannot be undone in the future'
The left-wing PSOE leader made the announcement at an event marking the 46th anniversary of the Spanish Magna Carta.
“We believe that these are rights that we must protect in the Constitution so that no one can touch them in the future,” Sanchez said in a statement in parliament on Friday.
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In order to foster adoption of commercial analogue phone technology in the 1960s, telecommunications companies were engaged in a PR race to be the first into every American home. Bell Systems found a novel approach in publishing their internal schematics as a monthly technology newsletter.
The practice did well, attracting the attention of both home technology hobbyists and government officials alike. Bell Systems phone technology was marketed with a no-nonsense, wave-of-the-future attitude. Tomorrow was here, and it could be purchased at a convenient retail outlet.
An unintended side effect of the practice was the subculture now known as Phone Phreaking, some of histories first hackers.
The accessibility of blueprints and technical specifications, along with detailed descriptions of the analogue communication network allowed phreaks to do everything from eavesdrop on conversations, to evading charges for calls, to the creation of false identities.
Phreaking was, naturally, a rewarding pastime for those with sensitive hearing. Additionally, Phreaking something that could be done without the need of eyes. It is rarely stated in many historical accounts of Phreaking, but many phreaks were blind.
Phreaks have assumed a nigh-mythical place in niche cultural spaces, especially among hacking communities. Phreaks were the blueprint. The OG. Legendary exploits of phreaks were told by many an early computer scientist while hunched over pegboard in darkened university basements.
70s counterculture did little to downplay these legends. Experimental psychedelics we're added to the mix. Tales of blind anarchists speaking to machines was a popular trope in folk stories. The cocktail of psychoactives would always change depending on who told the story. Sometimes it was LSD, sometimes it was Psilocybin, sometimes a sinister or mysterious research chemical. Sometimes they didn't need drugs at all. Regardless, the archetype of the "bakelite oracle" has maintained a strange persistence.
Recently declassified court testimony has revealed these rumors to even have penetrated the echelons of the legal world. Perhaps emboldened by a red scare in full swing, prosecutors we're known to occasionally attribute the ability of wanted activists to vanish into thin air to Phreak collaboration. Preternatural elements are often implied, if rarely outright stated. It is unclear how seriously authorities at the time took such claims.
Study is ongoing.
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Adoption News!
Hello everyone, today on this wonderful Saturday morning we are spotlighting a very playful Buixel, Jeremy!
Jeremy, for starters had arrived here at the Poke-Prime-Center around three years ago. When one of our traveling pokemon rangers rescued him from underneath a fallen boulder. Jeremy soon was transferred here to our island, and has been making a full recovery from his injuries ever since.
Though sadly since he is making well with his recovery, it's around that time when we have to release him back into the wild. But since Jeremy has been getting a custom to humans lifestyles, we figured he would be much happier going home with someone just as playful and speedy as him.
Jeremy of course is still making a little recovery but he is in ready condition to be adopted. Some things that you do need to know about Jeremy here though are, Jeremy loves to dive deep in the water, and collect unique objects. So we are looking for someone who has just as a playful and collective personality such as his, to take this dapper little fella in.
If you would like to know any more information or would care to adopt Jeremy, please contact us through or website. ^^
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It's time...welcome to sailfish ranting about his Grandline University au. (Plus a lil wip teehee)
Thanku to @rougherduckling for helping me with the ideas 😌

GRANDLINE UNIVERSITY AND AQUARIUM
- Set somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico
- A university and aquarium with a heavy focus on marine preservation and study
RORONOA ZORO
- Early childhood education major
- Works at a youth center
- roommates with Sanji
- Likes kids, and wants to teach kendo and give kids good opportunities he didn't have growing up (perhaps relating to Kuina's death)
- Semi-adopted by Mihawk (runs the youth center or kendo place) and Perona (sister figure, Mihawk is her adoptive dad, and fashion/textile major)
- Doing it for the kids ™️
SANJI
- Culinary major
- Comes from California (Zeff owns the Baratie there)
- Very preppy (stark contrast to Zeff) and thinks he's hot shit
- Delayed Bi-panic over his roommate Zoro
- Very confused by Zoro and definitely hates him ™️
- French??? Idk he got really mad one time and started yelling french
- Claims to be from California, but is DEFINITELY French
- Witness protection????? His ass will not tell you anything
MONKEY D. LUFFY
- Undeclared
- Came to Grandline because Ace and Sabo went there (Ace is a dropout who started traveling the world, Sabo got his degree and became a politician/equal rights activist)
- No idea what he wants to be, but he's gonna have fun doing it!
- His village pitched in to send him to school (Garp could have done it, but tbh he forgot about this kid, Dragon supplies money behind the scenes)
- The one who dragged everybody together
- Shanks is his father figure (Shanks is a cool marine life rescuer that works with the Aquarium)
NAMI
- Meteorology major, Architecture/cartography minor
- Seen the bad side of poaching and hates it
- Came to Grandline because it has the best to offer in the way of Meteorology
- Meets Vivi in an English class
- Best friends with Zoro WLW and MLM solidarity
USSOP
- Photography major, journalism minor
- Childhood best friends with Kaya (medical art)
- Tired of Sanji's shit ™️
- Keeper of friend group secrets (release him)
- Someone takes pictures on campus sneakily and puts it in the university newspaper/newsletter and nobody knows who (Sogeking)
TONY TONY CHOPPER
- Med student
- Child prodigy ™️
- Got in on a really good scholarship
- Knows Law (surgeon), VERY intimidated by him
- Just a lil guy :3
- Friends with Kaya
NICO ROBIN
- Teacher of all, and works on archeology digs with the university
- Kind of just knows everything
- Outwardly innocent, FREAK on the inside
- Likes that slutty mechanic
- Her students think she's nice, but are low-key scared of her
FRANKY
- Mechanic, and Engineering teacher
- Biggest "be who you are, for your pride~" man on campus
- Will stop class to rant about it ^
- DOWN BAD for Robin
- His students think he's weird at first, then become his wingman (group chats will be made)
- Exclusively wears shorts (he would wear nothing but the university won't let him)
BROOK
- Just...a guy? Who is this guy actually
- Luffy's friend
- OLD. He changes his answer every time someone asks
- Kinda just shows up on campus and plays music
- People like him, but are very confused by him
- Only Luffy knows the truth
JIMBE
- Marine Biology teacher, and works at the aquarium
- Chill dude ™️
- The adult of the adults
- I'm sorry Jimbe I still don't know enough about you
VIVI
- Political science Major
- Works for equal rights and change within her country
- A Princess????
- Pretty woman..... - Nami probably
- Science classes with Nami
SHANKS
- Sends Luffy to bother Buggy
- 'ahaha...come get slushies with me and I'll call Luffy off.'
- Lost his arm to a shark saving Luffy
- Marine life rescuer
- Works with the aquarium
- Goes out with Mihawk on occasion, Buggy gets way too pissed about it
BUGGY
- Theater teacher
- Luffy fails his class and keeps retaking it
- Shanks' ex
- Students egg Luffy's dumb shit on
This au is very much the silly one of my aus, with a big Y2K/2000s vibe XD
We have a few silly plotlines (and angsty ones teehee) drafted up, but who knows perchance I will make a post on those too! I'll probably make a post about Hellfire au soon too (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Also the playlist for this au if you're interested 😏
🌊GRANDLINE UNIVERSITY🏝️
#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#zoro#zoro x sanji#zosan#one piece fanart#monkey d. luffy#luffy#cat burglar nami#nami#tony tony chopper#one piece chopper#usopp#one piece usopp#nico robin#soul king brook#jimbei#jinbei#franky family#franky#one piece vivi#shanks#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#one piece au#one piece college au
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Pick a Pile: Your Future Fashion Choice +Love interest and Lifestyle. [Girls Edition]




Top Left to Right= Pile 1->Pile 2. Bottom Left to Right= Pile 3->Pile4.
Introduction
Pick one of the Images above and you will receive some outfits inspo that will suit you the best in the future. You will also receive a reading on your potential love interest and your lifestyle.
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Pile 1
Your future style exudes an office siren and badass villain energy, with a preference for a dark, sophisticated color palette—think blacks, deep reds, maroons, greys, with accents of white and gold. You might accessorize in silver occasionally, and a bold red lip will likely be your go-to. Even on a minimal makeup day, a statement accessory could add that extra spark. This overall vibe will be strikingly sharp, almost vampire-esque, with a confident boss persona that draws attention the moment you walk in. Picture yourself in a high-powered corporate setting that requires formality, yet you’ll effortlessly exude that “high-value” look.
Interestingly, this era could open doors to a potential workplace romance. Picture a formal work event where you catch the eye of a charming individual—someone who wears glasses, has messy, dark curly or straight slick hair [Think of someone with a wolfcut or think of Prince Charmont from Ella Enchanted] , and a great personality with an introverted, brooding vibe. They might hold a senior role, like a project manager or supervisor, and have a naturally appealing charisma that others admire. Despite their introverted nature, they show a sweet nervousness around you that’s endearing. Your persona during this time might be a little sharper and more direct—focused on making moves and cutting distractions.
This phase may come after a breakup or a temporary break from a relationship that was overwhelming. This prior partner may attempt to re-enter your life, but by then, you’ll have met this new, more balanced person who feels refreshingly easy to be around. You’ll trust your instincts and follow your own path, even if it’s full of unexpected twists!




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Pile 2
When you adopt the cozy, layered looks in the images below, it might signal a season where you crave more time at home. You'll likely prefer staying in but, on those occasions when you do go out, you'll look your absolute best, like you just stepped off the set of a fall-themed movie—very "Gilmore Girls." During this phase, your focus could be on a significant project, such as a college assignment, work project, or a challenging exam. This period is all about staying single, striving toward future goals, and building a clear vision of your success, even if it feels just out of reach for now.
In terms of romance, no specific person catches your attention, though a few people might find you quite charming. However, you’re discerning, weighing any potential connections against your ideal partner. One person, in particular, may be interested, but they don’t quite align with your ambition or vision for the future. Though they’re attractive, kind-hearted, and you share great chemistry, their lack of drive doesn’t fit with your goals.
Despite how well you get along, you ultimately decide to move on, seeking something bigger and better aligned with your vision. Though a tough, perhaps even cold choice, this person will understand, showing emotional maturity even if they’re briefly heartbroken. You might even give them a meaningful parting gift, ending things on good terms. For now, you’ll continue your journey as an “Autumnal Fairy,” focused on your dreams, knowing that in time, a more suitable match will come along.




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Pile 3
Unlike the other piles, you’re embracing an avant-garde style, experimenting with accessories and layering pieces that you feel harmonize creatively. You’re drawn to a wide range of colors, thinking, “What’s life without color?” This shift reflects your desire to create a more vibrant life, filled with happiness and lively connections. Expect to add graphic-print dresses and colorful, patterned skirts to your wardrobe.
Through this vibrant energy, you may serendipitously meet someone whose grounded style—favoring blacks and earthy tones—contrasts yet complements your own. This person, with tan skin and a captivating smile, is drawn to the radiance you bring. Your charm and lively conversations will leave a lasting impression, making you feel like their favorite book, a story they can’t put down. They’ll be smitten by your style and personality, enchanted by your unique way of navigating life.
Enjoy this exciting, colorful phase—cheers to what’s ahead!




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Pile 4
It seems you’re headed for an all-pink or mostly pastel tones typa phase in the future! You might have felt drawn to another style as well, so expect to mix up your aesthetics often, making this time especially fun. You’ll be leaning into a “doll” look, inspired by Bratz or Barbie, with a wardrobe full of pastel tones. Your vibe will likely be sweet and demure, with favorite spots to visit with friends, like cozy cafes, grocery store runs, late-night drives, and park picnics. Theme parks might also be on your list!
During this phase, there’s a significant person by your side—a taller, older partner who is strong, protective, and deeply loyal. With a cooler, steady personality, they’re both a provider and a devoted companion who treats you like royalty, always willing to support and spoil you. If you’ve manifested this connection, it’s clear your efforts have worked, as this person truly feels like a keeper.
You’ve got this—go get that bag, sis!




#pick a photo#pick a pile#pick a card#pick one#pick a picture#pick a card reading#psychic readings#tarot community#divination#fortune telling#pick an image
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The real problem with anonymity

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According to "the greater internet fuckwad theory," the ills of the internet can be traced to anonymity:
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/greater-internet-fuckwad-theory
This isn't merely wrong, it's dangerously wrong. The idea that forcing people to identify themselves online will improve discourse is demonstrably untrue. Facebook famously adopted its "real names" policy because Mark Zuckerberg claimed to believe that "Having two identities for yourself is an example of a lack of integrity":
https://www.zephoria.org/thoughts/archives/2010/05/14/facebook-and-radical-transparency-a-rant.html
In service to this claimed belief, Zuckerberg kicked off the "nym wars," turning himself into the sole arbiter of what each person's true name was, with predictably tragicomic consequences:
https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/
Facebook is, famously, one of the internet's most polluted reservoirs of toxic interpersonal conduct. That's not despite the fact that people have to use their "real" names to participate there, but because of it. After all, the people who are most vulnerable to bullying and harassment are the ones who choose pseudonyms or anonymity so that they can speak freely. Forcing people to use their "real names" means that the most powerful bullies speak with impunity, and their victims are faced with the choice of retreat or being targeted offline.
This can be a matter of life and death. Cambodian dictator Hun Sen uses Facebook's real names policy to force dissidents to unmask themselves, which exposes them to arbitrary detention, torture, and extrajudicial killing. For members of the Cambodian diaspora, the choice is to unmask themselves or expose their family back home to retaliation:
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/meghara/facebook-cambodia-democracy
Some of the biggest internet fuckwads I've ever met – and I've met some big ones! – were utterly unashamed about using their real names. Some of the nicest people I know online have never told me their offline names. Greater internet fuckwad theory is just plain wrong.
But that doesn't mean that anonymity is totally harmless. There is a category of person who reliably uses a certain, specific kind of anonymity to do vicious things that inflicts serious harm on whole swathes of people: corporate bullies.
Take Tinyletter. Tinyletter is a beloved newsletter app that was created to help people who just wanted to talk to others, without a thought to going viral or getting rich. It was sold to Mailchimp, which was sold to Intuit, who killed it:
https://www.theverge.com/24085737/tinyletter-mailchimp-shut-down-email-newsletters
Tinyletter was a perfect little gem of a service. It cost almost nothing to run, and made an enormous number of peoples' lives better every day. Shutting it down was an act of corporate depravity by some faceless Intuit manager who woke up one day and said "Fuck all those people. Just fuck them."
No one knows who that person was. That person will never have to look those people in the eyes – those people whose lives were made poorer for that Intuit executive's indifference. That person is the greater fuckwad, and that fuckwaddery depends on their anonymity.
Or take @Pixsy, a corporate shakedown outfit that helps copyleft trolls trick people into making tiny errors in Creative Commons attributions and then intimidates them into handing over thousands of dollars:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/01/24/a-bug-in-early-creative-commons-licenses-has-enabled-a-new-breed-of-superpredator/
Copyleft trolling is an absolutely depraved practice, a petty grift practiced by greedy fuckwads who are completely indifferent to the harm they cause – even if it means bankrupting volunteer-run nonprofits for a buck:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/02/commafuckers-versus-the-commons/
Pixsy claims that it is proud of its work "defending artists' rights," but when I named the personnel who signed their names to these profoundly unethical legal threats, Pixsy CEO Kain Jones threatened to sue me:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/02/13/an-open-letter-to-pixsy-ceo-kain-jones-who-keeps-sending-me-legal-threats/
The expectation of corporate anonymity runs deep and the press is surprisingly complicit. I once spent weeks working on an investigative story about a multinational corporation's practices. I spent hours on the phone with the company's VP of communications, over the course of many calls. When we were done, they said, "Now, of course, you can't name me in the article. All of that has to be attributed to 'a spokesperson.'"
I was baffled. Nothing this person said was a secret. They weren't blowing the whistle. They weren't leaking secrets. They were a corporate official, telling me the official corporate line. But they wouldn't sign their name to it.
I wrote an article about for the Guardian. It was the only Guardian column any of my editors there ever rejected, in more than a decade of writing for them:
https://memex.craphound.com/2012/05/14/anodyne-anonymity/
Given the press's deference to this anodyne anonymity, it's no wonder that official spokespeople expect this kind of anonymity. I routinely receive emails from corporate spokespeople disputing my characterization of their employer's conduct, but insisting that I not attribute their dubious – and often blatantly false – statements to them by name.
These are the greater corporate fuckwads, who commit their sins from behind a veil of anonymity. That brand of bloodless viciousness, depravity and fraud absolutely depends on anonymity.
Mark Zuckerberg claimed that "multiple identities" enabled bad behavior – as though it was somehow healthy for people to relate to their bosses, lovers, parents, toddlers and barbers in exactly the same way. Zuckerberg's motivation was utterly transparent: having "multiple identities" doesn't mean you "lack integrity" – it just makes it harder to target you for ads.
But Zuckerberg couldn't enshittify Facebook on his own. For that, he relies on a legion of anonymous Facebook managers. Some of these people undoubtably speak up for Facebook users' interests when their colleagues propose putting them in harm's way for the sake of some arbitrary KPI. But the ones who are making those mean little decisions? They absolutely rely on anonymity to do their dirty work.

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/03/04/greater-corporate-fuckward-theory/#counterintuit-ive
#pluralistic#tinyletter#enshittification#greater internet fuckwad theory#real names#nymwars#intuit#mailchimp
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Mainstream journalists could learn a few things from social media, such as writing clear headlines instead of the cowardly, obtuse headlines that often appear in news outlets like the New York Times. And they should respect the fact that quality journalism can come from nontraditional sources – including fact-based outlets that lead with their values instead of adopting a false posture of objectivity. Among these startups is Courier Newsroom, the center-left news outlet that sponsors this Substack newsletter and brings pro-democracy news to under-reached audiences via social media. And there’s Meidas Touch, which broke a story last week about CNN including a longtime Trump supporter on its panel of “undecided” voters even though the voter’s social media made his Trump affection clear.
Mainstream media on a path to irrelevance
CNN: Why is it so hard for people to trust us? Why are our ratings in the toilet?
Also CNN: Let’s put a Trump partisan on a panel of people we tell our audience are undecided voters! Then we’ll use his dismissal of VP Harris as evidence that she isn’t reaching undecideds! And we won’t tell our viewers!That’ll be great for ratings!
Voters: WOW. Goodbye forever.
CNN: We just can’t understand why our ratings are cratering. It’s a total mystery.
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Dialogue courtesy of @shadeofsilentfire , something they said on a discord server xD They seem to be providing a lot of my drawing inspiration and motivation lately...
I'm now obsessed with the idea of Clover attaching themselves to Flowey as a ghost following him and sometimes narrating his life, kinda like Chara with Frisk, much to Flowey's annoyance. Adopting it as a headcanon now. Can't remember who exactly mentioned that originally tho it was in VC...
Pretty sure this would fit better in context of Omega Flowey but I didn't feel like drawing him that moment, felt too lazy, so instead I used that card thingy I drew in February for the context haha. Placing link under the cut as a reminder.
I will say tho now that I think about it it could be a line directly after the Omega Flowey battle when Flowey is defeated but whatev xD
#uty#undertale yellow#undertale#flowey#undertale flowey#flowey the flower#undertale yellow spoilers#uty clover#fanart#my art
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hi emma!!
tell me niche things about your hogwarts dr!! what radio shows and magazines are popular? are subcultures a thing? what is wizard fashion like? are there inside jokes about magic? and anything else you’d like to spill about lol
tysm xoxo — @dollydreams222 ♡
i’ll bite ,,,,, @dollydreams222 <3
radio shows & magazines
there’s wizard wireless, but that’s just the broad term. real ones tune into midnight incantations, a pirate radio show run out of a mysteriously untrackable location (rumour has it, a secret chamber beneath the three broomsticks, but no one can prove it). they play the stuff the ministry would rather you not hear: old, forbidden magical theory, interviews with exiled wizards, songs that are supposedly hexed (they say if you listen to celestina warbeck’s lost verse, you’ll wake up with a different face. no one’s been brave enough to test it).
some magazines are witch weekly, for the glitter-brained, the ones who care about which quidditch player is secretly dating a veela, but the grimoire is the real shit. part poetry, part academic journal, part absolute trash fire. there’s a column where someone claims they can curse your ex with a single letter. the letters section is just people cursing each other back and forth. chaotic, unnecessary, and a cultural necessity.
also there's that underground newsletter me and lily run (like PROS. might i add)
subcultures
hogwarts is rife with subcultures, and not the ‘quirky sweater’ nonsense they tell you about in fanfiction.
there are the ink-drunk, the ones who write spells in their own blood just to see what happens. the cloak cult, obsessed with historical wizard fashion, always draped in layers upon layers of fabric, looking like they walked out of a renaissance painting. the feral ones, who take ‘care of magical creatures’ way too seriously, have pet bowtruckles hidden in their sleeves, and WILL bite you if provoked.
the biggest war is the classical purists vs. the experimentalists. classical purists think wands should never have changed, that spellwork should be recited in dead languages, that there was a golden age of magic that’s been diluted by modernity. experimentalists think magic is meant to evolve. they mix potions with electricity, enchant phones, create spells no one understands yet. they hate each other. academic debates turn into magical duels fast. i personally love it. drama at hogwarts every day
wizard fashion
robes are a given, but the rich wear bespoke robes lined with defensive enchantments, because nothing says ‘money’ like fabric that can block a hex. meanwhile, the underground fashion scene is insane. kids are embroidering spells into their clothes, creating living patterns that shift like the stars. enchanted jewellery is standard. there are a lot, but some of my favourites include: rings that tighten when someone lies to you, necklaces that hum when danger is near. there’s even a trend of ‘liquid fashion’, potions you drink that alter the way your clothes look for a day. one girl in ravenclaw turned up to class shimmering between silk & smoke. 70s.....
inside jokes about magic (i wish they were funny but this is some of the crap i picked up from lower years)
"he must be a metamorphmagus" what you say when someone changes their personality depending on who they’re talking to.
"polyjuice potion disaster" used when someone gets a tragic haircut or makes a terrible fashion choice.
"expelliarmus yourself" a polite way of telling someone to shut the hell up.
"dementor" used when someone is so miserable they suck the joy out of a room.
"merlin’s beard" old people say this unironically. young people have adopted it ironically, meaning it’s about to become unironic again in 5-7 business years.
extra spill
the ministry of magic is half corporate hellscape, half complete absurdist theatre. you’ll see a man in a three-piece suit arguing with a wizard in full medieval chainmail about time-turner ethics, and that’s just monday morning.
wizard diseases are insane. there’s one called "lycanthropic malaise", which just makes you emotionally feel like a werewolf. not physically. just the.....emotional stuff. there’s a whole ward in st. mungo’s for people convinced they’re turning into magical creatures (they are not).
the owl airforce is horrifyingly efficient. people think they just ‘know where to go’. no. they operate on a complex, secret system of magical tracking, bloodline recognition, and ancient migration routes. they do not fail. if you don’t want to be found, you better not exist.
the triwizard tournament is different every time.
SIGH anyways. you asked for the niche details. i gave you the niche details. i am but a humble scribe, bringing you the real hogwarts lore they don’t want you to know.
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The Best News of Last Week - November 28, 2023
🐑 - Why did Fiona the sheep become a mountaineer? She was tired of the "baa-d" jokes at sea level!
1. Pope Francis dines with transgender women for Vatican luncheon
Pope Francis hosted a group of transgender women — many of whom are sex workers or migrants from Latin America — to a Vatican luncheon for the Catholic Church's "World Day of the Poor" last week.
The pontiff and the transgender women have formed a close relationship since the pope came to their aid during the COVID-19 pandemic, when they were unable to work. Now, they meet monthly for VIP visits with the pope and receive medicine, money and shampoo any day, according to The Associated Press.
2. New York just installed its first offshore wind turbine
The first wind turbine installation at South Fork Wind, New York State’s first offshore wind farm, is complete.
The 130-megawatt (MW) South Fork Wind will be the US’s first completed utility-scale wind farm in federal waters.
3. Anonymous businessman donates $800k to struggling food bank
But this Thanksgiving, a longtime prayer of food bank leaders was finally answered: an anonymous benefactor donated the full $800,000 they needed to move out of a facility they've long outgrown. That benefactor, however, preferred to stay anonymous.
"Very private company, really don't want attention," said Debbie Christian, executive director of the Auburn Food Bank. "It's a goodhearted person that just wants to see the work here continue, wants to see it expand."
4. Empowering woman saving hopes and mental health of suffering Ukrainian kids
Kenza Hadij-Brahim is at the forefront of promoting Circle of Toys
Hadj-Brahim is helping to launch the Circle of Toys initiative. A project that provides Ukrainian children in need of some normality with preloved toys. This new initiative connects people with old toys they might otherwise throw away, with Ukrainian families in need who want to provide some comfort to their children in this distressing time.
Find Refuge said : “The endeavour is driven by a sincere purpose: spark joy, foster play, and bring a hint of normalcy back to the young lives in Ukraine.”
5. TWO LOST CITIES HIDDEN FOR CENTURIES WERE JUST DISCOVERED IN BOLIVIA
Researchers have found these areas not only housed structures and pyramids but it has been uncovered that there were advanced irrigation systems, earthworks, large towns, causeways, and canals that cover miles.
Dr. Heiko Prümers from the German Archaeological Institute, who was also involved in the study comments that “this indicated a relatively dense settlement in pre-Hispanic times. Our goal was to conduct basic research and trace the settlements and life there. The research sheds light on the sheer magnitude and magnificence of the civic-ceremonial centers found buried in the forest”.
6. Sheep dubbed Fiona rescued from cliff in Scotland where she was stuck for more than 2 years
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And at last, some positive climate news:
7. Three positive climate developments
Heating
When the Paris Agreement was adopted, the global reliance on fossil fuels placed the world on a path towards a 3.5C rise in temperature by 2100. Eight years on, country commitments to reduce their carbon footprints have pulled that down slightly, putting the world on a path for a 2.5C to 2.9C by the end of the century.
Peak emissions
Annual greenhouse gas emissions responsible for climate change have risen roughly nine percent since COP21, according to UN data. But the rate of the increase has slowed significantly. Recent estimates by the Climate Analytics institute find global emissions could peak by 2024
Rising renewables
Three technologies—solar, wind and electric vehicles—are largely behind the improved global warming estimates since 2015.
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