#Achievement Unlocked

[pointless-achievements]

I drank 7 cups of coffee and now I can talk to electricity

Achievement Unlocked:

Haste

Drink enough caffeine to unlock a 3rd-level spell slot

[faygos]

someone call cps

[sarahmackattack]

In which I achieve a lifelong dream, of sitting on the seafloor with a bunch of giant Australian cuttlefish

This morning I checked a major bucket list item off the list: hanging out w/Giant Australian Cuttlefish. They're super focused on mating, and are shockingly chill about people hanging around. I'd heard this was true, but whew, it was wild to experience firsthand.

It's a rare thing for an animal to reliably be found at a certain place & certain time. So often "lifer" animals depend on luck to seen. With these cuttlefish, so far it's been like clockwork. Late May-August, go to Whyalla in winter, and there they are, resplendent and numerous.

Good news:they're reliable + stunning. Bad news: Whyalla is a friggen hike from Philly & the water is a bit chilly (58 degrees F today). If you want to swim with them, you better get a thick wetsuit on and maybe be a bit cold (I was honestly too excited to be cold).

Seeing mating behavior up close was so completely amazing. The males perform dominance displays where they roll black bars across their body directly at another male. It's mind-blowing to see in person. They generally do it with the half of their body facing the other male.

[pointed-achievements]

Achievement unlocked:

Undert8le

Happy birthday, to all who observe. Celebrate Undertale's 8th anniversary.

[slay-the-monster]

Achievement Unlocked:

Leading Light: he knew you could do it.

The real story of Slay the Monster starts here: you'll know when you've found it.

The First Movement: It's you.

A devoted mind: return the Enamoured to Him.

A flawless vessel: …..and reward yourself with a loving heart.

[quotablefanfiction]

The worst thing about being sent back to the apartment you occupied when you were a twenty-two year old virgin and thought you were straight was that there was nothing in the house that made for an even slightly viable substitute for lube.

Shen Yuan regrets his past self’s choices (chp. 3)

Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Teen – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá #Reverse Transmigration #Shen Yuan Reveal #Luo Binghe vs The System #Meet the Family #Eating Disorder – ARFID #Non-Graphic Discussion of Emesis #Discussion of Past Child Abuse #OG SQQ’s Canonical Levels of Androphobia #LBH has PTSD and is Offended about it

One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.

The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]

At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.

Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.

Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah

[ilikedetectives]

taping this compliment on my fridge

[teunu]

I CAN FINALLY LEARN HOW TO READ

I swear this ultra hardcore run is taking a hold of me

[hellsite-detective]

The "we have poll abilites, let's start discourse. decide" post, but specifically the one with the response from @/achievement-unlocked: "Love wins! world's first yuriyaoi"

thanks!

seein' this case slide across my desk, my mind went blank. everything in my vision was blurry except for the word "yuri" starin' back at me. i just knew i had to track this one down. i went down to the Search Bar and asked the Don for "tumblr achievement-unlocked yuriyaoi." and they chuckled at me...

"Yeah, I got that one. Here you are."

they slid a link across the desk and i cracked it open. but the post was nowhere to be found. i demanded another link, and they obliged. but this link didn't have the post either. now i knew they were fuckin' with me. i switched my tactic and asked for "tumblr achievement-unlocked love wins!" and the dance continued. i kept gettin' handed links that mentioned the post in the description, but the post itself was nowhere to be found. finally, i caved and demanded the full quote of "achievement unlocked love wins world's first yaoiyuri" and was handed the post. finally, i grabbed the post, pissed off, and started to leave.

"Hey! Don't you have a payment for me?"

yeah, i do. here you go...

i flipped them the bird and left the bar to file the post away.

here you are! despite the run around i was gettin' from Google, i managed to back them into a corner. have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[papermint-airplane]

I am so proud of myself for peeling my exhausted, swollen, in pain ass out of bed after work to cook dinner for the next couple of days, throw some towels in the washing machine, and packing my lunch for work tomorrow. 🥇 Most people can do things like this without effort but that felt like climbing Mt. Everest using only my teeth. But I still did it. 🥇🥇

✨Just depression things✨

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Decade of Infamy

Happy 10th birthday to the DashCon Ball Pit Baby (who isn't real, but it's funny to pretend they are)

[stohn-studios]

*Spoilers* Baldur's Gate 3 did a hell of a job of giving you a plethora of romancing options, including those who care to get their non-human freak on and get their....mind blown. So here is a little piece to join the flood of art this game is generating out there.

@the_art_of_willpower

[yellowmanula]

So it's official – I’ve become a PhD student :)

[tuituipupu]

YESSSS #1 OBSESSION FOR SAN FRANCISCO BOY ON LAST FM FOR ME THAT'S CORRECTTTT 🙂‍↕️✅

[pointed-achievements]

Achievement unlocked:

👻🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!🎃👻

Death to Chr*stm*s!!! Make it all the way to Halloween!!