#Absolute Boyfriend AU

[fuzzbuns]

Um.. ok….

The hatoful bf shitposts as promised 🥺

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[rosesofenvy]

Sunrise - A GoldenFuture AU Fic

@sha-biest has inspired me once again, this oneshot is twice the length of the last one I wrote but I had a lot of fun with it!

Sunrise (10515 words) by rosesofenvy Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Murakami Gennosuke/Michelangelo (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT)/Yuichi Usagi, Donatello/Kendra (TMNT), Cassandra Jones | Foot Recruit/Raphael, Baron Draxum/Splinter (TMNT), April O'Neil/Sunita (TMNT) Summary: Gen is mid-proposal when Mikey is drawn away by a mystic calling - the last thing anyone expected was for him to reappear with a baby in hand. A oneshot inspired by ShaBiest GoldenFutureAU OG Ask Sewerninno - A Gift From The Cosmos (oneshot on Ammi's creation not by me - show some love to the author!) Ammi's first appearance Ammi doodles Gen is TOTALLY not panicking best uncles Golden Future AU Tag (there's a lot of asks and etc that go more in depth!)

[shardkn1ght]

In your Hueso raised Leo au, does he knows what his name means? Also, does he flirt a lot with customers (like, to get them to buy more things)?

Leo absolutely knows what his name means 😂. He pretends it embarrasses him but he actually thinks his name is super cute. (I mean come on Pepino is super cute).

And yes he dose flirt with customers! But he dose have a special someone who he would rather be flirting with.

[lycankeyy]

Ice cream date

[klein-sodor-bahn]

Henry vs. Spencer

Yeah Spencer provoked Henry…

Spencer afterwards felt like the brake van in the flying kipper.

Also a little close up of the people who witnessed it.

[orionsd00dles]

The motivation to write the first chapter of my ao3 Varigo fic hit me like a truck today and omg and I just had to share this screenshot I took of a scene between Varian, Hector, and Adira I wrote in my Google Docs and omg idk why was this so funny to me lmao.

[bloopitynoot]

I'm reading Help!!! I’m a Broke College Student How Did I End Up With a (Hot) Amnesiac Sword Spirit For a Sugar Baby??!?? and if the title hasn't already sniped your attention, I raise you Siri-guniang:

[v-tired-queer]

AU where the Galra lay eggs and after the team finds out, Lance changes Keith's nickname from Mullet to Omelet

[unfinishedslurs]

confession au (stonathan)

“I’m in love with you.”

Jonathan freezes in the middle of flipping through photographs.

“You don’t have to say anything,” Steve says, because he hasn’t moved at all. Just a blank expression, like he’s still trying to register the words. “I’d actually prefer it if you didn’t. I just wanted you to know.”

“Steve…”

“Don’t.” I don’t want to hear your pity. “Please.”

Jonathan puts the pictures down and studies him. Whatever he finds in his face turns him soft, makes him look at Steve like he does in the mornings, sweet and sleepy-eyed on the pillow next to him. It hurts, knowing that he might have just given that up for good. 

“Okay,” he says gently. “We don’t have to talk about it. But can I at least say it back?”

Steve blinks. “Oh. Umm, sure.”

“Okay.” Jonathan smiles at him. “I love you too.”

“Like, as a friend?” He asks tentatively. 

“No.”

He shouldn’t. He really, really shouldn’t, because Steve isn’t worth that. He’s still kind of an asshole, even when he tries not to be, and the shit he said to Jonathan all those years ago was downright unforgivable. Even if Jonathan got his retribution in a concussion and year after year of world-ending crises that never seem to stop. He’s bullshit, a scared little boy wrapped in a nail bat and bravado. 

Steve opens his mouth to say all that, but the words get stuck in his throat. 

“Oh,” he finally says. “Okay. Cool.”

Jonathan nods at him, warmth in his eyes, and goes back to his photos. Steve keeps sitting there like his world hasn’t flipped on its axis. Eventually he moves closer, starts pointing out things he likes in certain pictures. How happy Will looks in this one, how Dustin doesn’t wear that cap anymore after an unfortunate accident with some coke and mentos. Lucas’s old headband he doesn’t wear anymore. Mike actually smiling. 

When he leaves, it’s with a photo pressed into his hand, of he and Jonathan during one of the first times they hung out together. It’s not a good picture, is the thing. Steve had taken it, had turned the camera around and told Jonathan to smile. Jonathan complained, said that wasn’t how a camera was supposed to be used, and that Steve was holding it wrong, and a million little other nitpicks. It came out blurry as hell. But he’d developed it. Had made multiple copies, and stored them in a shoebox to take them out with all the other memories. 

In the picture, Steve isn’t even looking at the camera. He’s grinning at Jonathan, who's clearly bitching but still has a smile hinting around his mouth. They look happy. 

“He what,” Robin practically shrieks. 

“He said it back!” Steve yells back, waving his hands in the air. “Like he meant it!”

“And you didn’t kiss him?”

“No, I just…” he groans. “I said ‘Cool,’ like a fucking loser.”

“Wow,” she says. “Just. Wow.”

“I know.”

“What’s your plan now?”

He sighs. It must sound particularly despondent, because she crawls across the floor to give him a nudge. “I don’t know,” he tells her. “I guess we keep on doing what we’ve been doing.”

[itsamenickname]

Cute Bowuigi headcanon idea where Luigi is a heavy sleeper but Bowser, despite what everyone believes, is actually a super light sleeper.

[fxxncy]

Made another doodle >X)c Yapping: I headcanon Peter as LOVING Falling in Reverse, (which wz introduced to him by Fae) and idolizing Ronnie Radke of all people o_O Context: Fae bet $20 Peter wouldn't lick the cardboard cutout of Ronnie outside the venue (which was probably kissed by like 20 girls beforehand) ......Fae no longer has $20.. ^_< -★

[corals-corner]

Crying bc I just got into Shadows House and binged it but there’s no third season an there likely won’t be so now I gotta find a way to read the manga

[a-bunch-of-scourge-aus]

[sqlmn]

by the power of modern day AU, I am delighted to announce that Fulj can have a girlfriend ! I haven't named her yet but have a few in mind so ... soon (TM). She is the one that she loved in canon before the whole memory wipe and as you can see, penchant for black, black hair, brown eyes, and prone to weird statements. Perfect balance to Deacon's weird questions.

HOWEVER ! I mentioned the problem of Deacon still having facial blindness to someone and how there is no glow from the deities for him to identify them. And her solution is the funniest thing ever so I have to do it. He identifies people by smell. So when he is in the same room as Ymber and Oh when they first cross paths, he doesn't really think about it. But later when he sees Ymber alone and gets the same kinda scent, same cologne or something, he knows that's not the taller guy therefore that's his scent ! Perfect!

So... unfortunately.... Deacon really can't beat the weirdness allegations in AUs...... he's stuck like that. Fulj has referred to him as a guard dog in canon and now he's a tracking dog. RIP to him.

(and because Deacon gets my facial blindness I am giving Fulj's girlfriend ANOTHER trait of mine I wouldn't wish on anyone because it's also really funny. She can't smell. She can taste ! She just can't smell. So she loves talking to Deacon because he explains smells as foods for her to get the vibe across. Which are REALLY weird conversations no one else wants to hear.)

[workingforitallthetime]

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