#Absolute Boyfriend AU

[fuzzbuns]

Um.. ok….

The hatoful bf shitposts as promised 🥺

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[rosesofenvy]

Sunrise - A GoldenFuture AU Fic

@sha-biest has inspired me once again, this oneshot is twice the length of the last one I wrote but I had a lot of fun with it!

Sunrise (10515 words) by rosesofenvy Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Murakami Gennosuke/Michelangelo (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT)/Yuichi Usagi, Donatello/Kendra (TMNT), Cassandra Jones | Foot Recruit/Raphael, Baron Draxum/Splinter (TMNT), April O'Neil/Sunita (TMNT) Summary: Gen is mid-proposal when Mikey is drawn away by a mystic calling - the last thing anyone expected was for him to reappear with a baby in hand. A oneshot inspired by ShaBiest GoldenFutureAU OG Ask Sewerninno - A Gift From The Cosmos (oneshot on Ammi's creation not by me - show some love to the author!) Ammi's first appearance Ammi doodles Gen is TOTALLY not panicking best uncles Golden Future AU Tag (there's a lot of asks and etc that go more in depth!)

[shardkn1ght]

In your Hueso raised Leo au, does he knows what his name means? Also, does he flirt a lot with customers (like, to get them to buy more things)?

Leo absolutely knows what his name means 😂. He pretends it embarrasses him but he actually thinks his name is super cute. (I mean come on Pepino is super cute).

And yes he dose flirt with customers! But he dose have a special someone who he would rather be flirting with.

[lycankeyy]

Ice cream date

[klein-sodor-bahn]

Henry vs. Spencer

Yeah Spencer provoked Henry…

Spencer afterwards felt like the brake van in the flying kipper.

Also a little close up of the people who witnessed it.

[orionsd00dles]

The motivation to write the first chapter of my ao3 Varigo fic hit me like a truck today and omg and I just had to share this screenshot I took of a scene between Varian, Hector, and Adira I wrote in my Google Docs and omg idk why was this so funny to me lmao.

[bloopitynoot]

I'm reading Help!!! I’m a Broke College Student How Did I End Up With a (Hot) Amnesiac Sword Spirit For a Sugar Baby??!?? and if the title hasn't already sniped your attention, I raise you Siri-guniang:

[v-tired-queer]

AU where the Galra lay eggs and after the team finds out, Lance changes Keith's nickname from Mullet to Omelet

[unfinishedslurs]

confession au (stonathan)

“I’m in love with you.”

Jonathan freezes in the middle of flipping through photographs.

“You don’t have to say anything,” Steve says, because he hasn’t moved at all. Just a blank expression, like he’s still trying to register the words. “I’d actually prefer it if you didn’t. I just wanted you to know.”

“Steve…”

“Don’t.” I don’t want to hear your pity. “Please.”

Jonathan puts the pictures down and studies him. Whatever he finds in his face turns him soft, makes him look at Steve like he does in the mornings, sweet and sleepy-eyed on the pillow next to him. It hurts, knowing that he might have just given that up for good. 

“Okay,” he says gently. “We don’t have to talk about it. But can I at least say it back?”

Steve blinks. “Oh. Umm, sure.”

“Okay.” Jonathan smiles at him. “I love you too.”

“Like, as a friend?” He asks tentatively. 

“No.”

He shouldn’t. He really, really shouldn’t, because Steve isn’t worth that. He’s still kind of an asshole, even when he tries not to be, and the shit he said to Jonathan all those years ago was downright unforgivable. Even if Jonathan got his retribution in a concussion and year after year of world-ending crises that never seem to stop. He’s bullshit, a scared little boy wrapped in a nail bat and bravado. 

Steve opens his mouth to say all that, but the words get stuck in his throat. 

“Oh,” he finally says. “Okay. Cool.”

Jonathan nods at him, warmth in his eyes, and goes back to his photos. Steve keeps sitting there like his world hasn’t flipped on its axis. Eventually he moves closer, starts pointing out things he likes in certain pictures. How happy Will looks in this one, how Dustin doesn’t wear that cap anymore after an unfortunate accident with some coke and mentos. Lucas’s old headband he doesn’t wear anymore. Mike actually smiling. 

When he leaves, it’s with a photo pressed into his hand, of he and Jonathan during one of the first times they hung out together. It’s not a good picture, is the thing. Steve had taken it, had turned the camera around and told Jonathan to smile. Jonathan complained, said that wasn’t how a camera was supposed to be used, and that Steve was holding it wrong, and a million little other nitpicks. It came out blurry as hell. But he’d developed it. Had made multiple copies, and stored them in a shoebox to take them out with all the other memories. 

In the picture, Steve isn’t even looking at the camera. He’s grinning at Jonathan, who's clearly bitching but still has a smile hinting around his mouth. They look happy. 

“He what,” Robin practically shrieks. 

“He said it back!” Steve yells back, waving his hands in the air. “Like he meant it!”

“And you didn’t kiss him?”

“No, I just…” he groans. “I said ‘Cool,’ like a fucking loser.”

“Wow,” she says. “Just. Wow.”

“I know.”

“What’s your plan now?”

He sighs. It must sound particularly despondent, because she crawls across the floor to give him a nudge. “I don’t know,” he tells her. “I guess we keep on doing what we’ve been doing.”

[itsamenickname]

Cute Bowuigi headcanon idea where Luigi is a heavy sleeper but Bowser, despite what everyone believes, is actually a super light sleeper.

[sqlmn]

by the power of modern day AU, I am delighted to announce that Fulj can have a girlfriend ! I haven't named her yet but have a few in mind so ... soon (TM). She is the one that she loved in canon before the whole memory wipe and as you can see, penchant for black, black hair, brown eyes, and prone to weird statements. Perfect balance to Deacon's weird questions.

HOWEVER ! I mentioned the problem of Deacon still having facial blindness to someone and how there is no glow from the deities for him to identify them. And her solution is the funniest thing ever so I have to do it. He identifies people by smell. So when he is in the same room as Ymber and Oh when they first cross paths, he doesn't really think about it. But later when he sees Ymber alone and gets the same kinda scent, same cologne or something, he knows that's not the taller guy therefore that's his scent ! Perfect!

So... unfortunately.... Deacon really can't beat the weirdness allegations in AUs...... he's stuck like that. Fulj has referred to him as a guard dog in canon and now he's a tracking dog. RIP to him.

(and because Deacon gets my facial blindness I am giving Fulj's girlfriend ANOTHER trait of mine I wouldn't wish on anyone because it's also really funny. She can't smell. She can taste ! She just can't smell. So she loves talking to Deacon because he explains smells as foods for her to get the vibe across. Which are REALLY weird conversations no one else wants to hear.)

[workingforitallthetime]

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[hogoflight]

Cyrene things that are canon for vampire au but could also (mostly) totally be used for writing based off of the myth in general.

This is kinda the vibe I’m going for here: if Cyrene asked for no pickles: Apollo: “?! Hey, she asked for no pickles??” Cyrene: “Yeah I asked for no pickles??” if Apollo asked for no pickles: Apollo: “aw I got pickles :((“ Cyrene: “HEY. hey. He asked for no pickles, buddy.”

also additionally if they went to McDonalds (? Somehow) they would share a caramel McFlurry because Apollo wanted one and Cyrene didn’t mind at all (romantic) (she is gazing at him laughing in the sunlight).

also back in The Day (city ruling) whenever Apollo left / Cyrene left and Apollo noticed he would always make her Tiganites (maybe anachronistic BUT IT’S OK I REALLY WANT THIS) with fruit and cream. When they reconnected he did it for her again (terrified) and she started quietly sobbing and they hugged and cried for a while. They were out of cream so he used Aristaeus’ honey instead (he is still alive. Idmon is not.) and invited him over. (For a general story: They also totally wouldn’t reconnect mysteriously at the same time that the ancient site of Cyrene is uncovered noooooooooo that would be too freaky. Well apart from that one time they caught up at Idmon’s funeral but that was more of an acknowledgment and a one-off ‘let’s grieve our son in this way no-one else can while the funeral rites last’ thing.)

The only times Cyrene has ever liked weaving was whenever she weaved flowers into Apollo’s hair. She kept gently bullying him for turning around bc he kept turning to look at her. They’re Very Normal about each other

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

sat down to think about the Light's Out au and actually. yk. plan it out since i have Affection for it and Interest in it. and then my brain went "what about the aftermath though. why don't we meticulously plan that out" I'VE BEEN TYPING IN THIS DOCUMENT FOR FIVE HOURS straight GAY

[ladychandraofthemoone]

Monster Engine Infection/Virus AU Rambles Stankyle Angst:

Yep, I’ve joined the bandwagon basically Kyle gets released from the lamp with the organization’s “assistance” though they had their own plans and made Kyle “patient 0” well for the narrow gauge engines and dumped him nearby the skarloey railway after he attempted to escape where he was then found recused and reunited with Stanley who’s is overjoyed and immediately keeps him updated one everything that has happened, weeks to a month pass and Kyle is settling in nicely Stanley has done all he can to help him recover to the point that the older engines had to tell him to take a break cause he’s overworking himself (guy wants to impress Kyle so bad he’s got it bad)

Then one day after having to handle people and differing them about “proteus” he falls “ill” at the same time some of the standard and miniature engines fall “ill” Stanley is understandably nervous and worried for Kyle often staying up late into the night keeping Kyle company who seems to be getting worse each passing day…

The currently skarloey railway manager, Sir Handel Hans Brown understands Stanley’s feelings and lets him stay though it’s the older engines mainly Duke and Nia gently yet firmly convincing him that Kyle wouldn’t want to see him running himself down to the ground as he’s doing both of their jobs.

So for the first time in what felt like ages Stanley leaves Kyle on his own devices in the shed with Kyle’s encouragement of course it getting hard to smile and remain confident in himself but he hold his grin till Stanley is out of view…

So when Stanley returns as quickly as he can worried but hopeful he finds the shed doors closed which is odd Kyle always wants them open even in rainy or snowy weather he hasn’t experienced it in 50 years

“Hey Kyle I’m back,sorry it took so long-…” So his driver and fireman,Benji and Charlie, Ruth’s apprentices who Stanley watched grow up after Ruth took him in before he went to the mid-sodor railway open the doors..,

It’s dark..there’s a strong stretch none of them can place..but over in the corner hunched over…something..Stanley could make out the familiar shape of Kyle..a nagging sense of dread filled his boiler as Stanley prayed to the Lady above that this wasn’t real..

“Kyle?”

Golden eyes turned to his names, no they’re not Kyle’s warm honey brown eyes they’re now more feline-like with bright red silts and golden irises and matching light sclera, sparkling ✨ glittering ✨ golden tears dripping from them and his mouth…

“K-Kyle?..” it was then he finally noticed what Kyle was…chewing at…ripping up..or what remained of a certain B12 that was their former supervisor..

Alfred…

Everyone throughout the entire railway was alerted to the sounds of Stanley’s gut wrenching screams of absolute sadness and terror, Benji and Charlie screamed too but not as loudly as Stanley as people workman and any nearby engines rushed over to contain Kyle who was reaching out a clawed?paw?hand?engines don’t have fur engines don’t have hands towards Stanley…

“S-Stan?” Minutes before Stanley screamed, Kyle managed to mutter a “run…please…” trying so hard to keep his new instincts,his urges but finally gave in as he became aware of the horrified looks and shouts from everyone ,their pointed fingers and some of them holding… no he won’t be trapped anymore, he won’t let them trap him…

Without thinking he lunged towards the first thing he saw coming towards him,being Duke, Nia,Skarloey,Rheneas, Charlie and Benji..Stanley now realizing what he has done immediately rolled forward towards him calling out for him as Kyle turned his attention to Stanley....

like god the feels and how everyone gotta be handling this especially Stanley considering he nearly loses an eye (he and Thomas have eye trauma here and Kyle is either directly or indirectly involved…) gotta do a follow-up post on this and maybe art…