#About Post Hydra

[5ummit]

by plasticlamb

[thejubileeline]

My plug a lil weird but he chill

[tiabwwtws-art]

Ángel STOP crying you've got a detective to flirt with

[spiribia]

weapons that are just creatures you hit people with

[mischiefwife]

Congratulations to threads for hosting one of the most god awful bg3 takes ive ever seen.

Misogyny. Internalized bullshit queerphobic ass misogyny. I don't use threads and the post is locked so I'm going to yell about it here.

Of course Astarion is for the queer folks and women!! Minthara? Only for those nasty cis het dudes so we can just ignore all this shit out of hand right? Ignore the hundreds of lesbians and queer folks who love her and create amazing stuff for her.

Only two people discoursing about Minthara huh? It's cause they're on even footing and she's just not scrutinized huh?

Tell me more.

There's so much hate against ascended astarion huh? The call is coming from inside the house!!

The entire original post is stacked with comments of people being like 'omg so true' and missing the fucking point entirely. You can LIKE ASTARION without being a presumptuous, misogynistic, queerphobic WEIRDO to another part of the fandom!!!

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Yall I'm not even kidding you need to watch Invincible Fight Girl immediately this ain't a request. It's a little hard to get into with the first two episodes but you will NOT regret it in the slightest. It's peak I tell you. PEAK!

I mean look at this! How could you see this and not be immediately seated??

Plus it's got Keith David in it. So.

[dark-elf-writes]

Hydra: I like on HERA agent.

Alex: Harry isn't an agent

Hydra: i no longer work with Hera unless I have my favourite contact

Harry: Cookies and tea?

Hydra: of course.

Harry, hanging off of Hydra’s arm at least a foot off the ground happily hissing away and Hydra nodding along like it’s the most important debrief of his life before turning to Alex and Andy like “I will only accept one contact now.”

Andy has to quickly hide her face in a file because Hydra will not like her laughing even if it’s more about how cute the scene is rather than making fun of him. Alex has their signature smile on as they try to deescalate.

“Harry is only seven. He’s not a full employee of H.E.R.A.”

Hydra’s eyes narrow on them slightly. “You have been on the payroll since you were ten, demigod. Try again.”

Alex… can’t argue with that. They were at their mother’s side through most of the founding of H.E.R.A. and they definitely were on record showing that (and how their mother got H.E.R.A. claimed as a “family business” they will never know)

And that’s how Harry becomes Hydra’s main contact before he hits double digits. He doesn’t mind. Hydra is cool and even if he mostly talks to his parents about burning things between their conversations about which ramen place is the best or a cool snake Harry talked to at the zoo that waved at him Harry doesn’t mind the boring grownup talk.

He also manages to stop several wrongful arrests when agents fall into the old habit of bringing Hydra in. And frankly nothing inspires loyalty quite like Hydra watching Harry cause every light on the first three floors of the building to explode because someone tried to cuff him. Alex and Andy were incredibly displeased with the agent both because that’s not how they run H.E.R.A. and because that’s a whole lot of lights to replace. Hydra is mostly distracted trying to calm the hissing and sobbing child clinging to him and making sure no glass got to Harry.

Even when he grows up and technically falls under Olympus’ influence Harry stays at H.E.R.A. and remains Hydra’s contact.

[total-drama-brainrot]

we as a fandom don't talk enough about how alejandro literally hypnotised owen. i know it was sort of ignored post ex-files but it was. a thing that happened.

[biitchcakes]

SPIDER-WOMAN: ORIGIN Iss 3 ┃ SPIDER-WOMAN Vol. 7 Iss 20

( personals DNI. )

[genericpuff]

at this point my ask inbox is like jim carrey's in bruce almighty

[5ummit]

My Trash Exchange giftee @gunshou requested "twisted ultra-possessive fucked up codependent Hydra!Steve/Bucky" (which happens to be one of my favorite stucky dynamics) with a dash of body horror. Hopefully I delivered.

[megatraven]

Alex roommates with Hydra idea in my head rn

[itsnotamatterofif]

So now brain has two fics on the go and I need to choose one (1) of them to work on tomorrow, so vote now on ur phones gang whilst I’m ‘eepin’

[gallantcalamity]

Ok, I very much usually don't do original thoughts, but for this I make an exception.

My favorite band dropped this stellar album and I need as many people to bear witness to this cause they deserve some love. Please, succumb to my propaganda, i really want more people to listen to this shit. You into vinyl? They got one of this album in i think limited stock(?) Idk i dont do vinyl, am CD. But hey, guess what? They got made to order CD's of a fair majority of their shit, including this gem of an album! Forfeit monetary funds to this nice lil indie band (only if you have it to spare and want to obvy [i will enter your home if you do not {myes, Curly Brackets, haha myes} da fuq is with the prior guy?] Idunno, square man...) where was i? Ah yes, *ahem*

LISTEN

TO THE

MAPMAKER ALBUM

Please and thank you! 😁👍🧡

[sportsthoughts]

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[viovio]

worst thing ever in the world is when misogyny prevails and for some fucking reason canon or fanon bends and twists everywhere to try and convince you that a female character would end up with a sex pest or creep that constantly harasses her. she would not fucking want him