#Aaaaaaaaugh

[gallusrostromegalus]

Holy shit, dude. Forest fire "season"? Or what's going on?

There are 12 total wildfires within a 70-mile radius of me, 6 of them are Major Fires, and 3 of those are within 20 miles of me :)

I am in no danger from the flames (I live well inside an easily protected zone) but stepping outside smells like an ashtray, and I have a particularly bad sensitivity to Ash and Ozone :)

:)

[caesarsaladinn]

16+ years of education and I still can’t speak with expertise on anything

[moonamite]

UGHHH UGHHH UGHHH

IM. UAAAARGH. IM NOT OK. LOOK AT HIS FACE HE JUST WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED AND UGHHHHHH. I CANT EVEN PUT MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS IM

[fbfh]

Bitch. I am thinking the most insane horned up thoughts about Jim Halpert. Thinking specifically about the end of season 3 era where he was applying for Jan's job at corporate. Hear me out. Jim gets the corporate job and you two bump into each other in the city. You have some little meet cute and think you'll never see each other again, then he gets the job and moves to new york and sees you at the same little coffee place where you first met and by god he thinks it must be fate. He pulls all his charming little Jim tricks and before you know it you're a stay at home girlfriend with a hot stable corporate boyfriend. Your friends have no idea how you bagged such a catch, and honestly neither do you, but Jim feels exactly the same way about you so he's always happy to treat you. He is into you. Like, really into you. I know in my soul he's a freaky kinky motherfucker, and I know for a fact that after a long day of red tape and corporate bullshit and meetings and small talk and conference calls, coming home to you is paradise. Especially since his favorite way to destress is to go down on you until he's fucked you completely stupid and his fingers are all wrinkled. And don't think he doesn't notice how turned on you get by the whole business corporate talk stuff. When he comes home and undoes his tie a little and rolls his sleeves up to the elbow while he tells you about quarterly report numbers, you can't keep your goddamn hands off of him. He was surprised at first, very pleasantly surprised, but Jim is smart. He caught on pretty quickly. So one day he comes home, throws you on the bed, and goes down on you for hours, still in his suit from work. Coincidentally, that was also the night he figured out how to make you squirt. Good luck with that, because Jim will tease you and rile you up more than he pranks Dwight.

[altschmerzes]

dropped my fiancée off at the airport, gone home absolutely miserable and bereft-

[leafwateraddict]

Im angry beyond human language I slept through the FUCKING ECLIPSE-

[red-might-be-dead]

fuck my stupid gay baka life

[strawberry-selfships]

guuyyyyssssss have you seeeeeennn hiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dragoncarrion]

society if i could read minds

[doghartzy]

being in creative writing classes is so evil bc the majority of the time u read your classmates’ writing and you’re like oh okay. not bad not bad. but then once in a while u come across a poem or a story that is SO good you have no idea what to do with yourself. like what do u mean i can’t go buy this in paperback. what do u mean i can’t make a ryan hartman hockey poetry edit out of this. he was literally either banished from the garden of eden by his master or he freed himself

[kiddphel]

listen. LISTEN. i just think. i just think that. that. um.

[buggbuzz]

anemia strikes again 😔 "why am i so tired" "why does my head hurt" YOU HAVENT TAKEN IRON PILLS IN DAYS‼️‼️ YOU HAVE NO BLOOD

[milfbenji]

alright buddies, tumblers, who wants to spend 83 minutes watching manfish with me

[flugame-mp3]

SEASON NINE FINALE WAS WILD. I HAVE MANY MANY THOUGHTS. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER FOR SURE

[parrotramaclustertruck]

i am SICK of this bro like i saw the perfect userbox for one of our headmates and of fucking cOURSE it was made by an anti endo. i swear to god literally like at this point i just wanna use those boxes out of spite because fuck yall *IM* the plural and *I* get to use the boxes for my stupid headmates

NO "ENDOS DNI" IN THE WORLD IS GOING TO STOP ME /modified quote

[leafwateraddict]

How did i stumble across the most perfect sansnomaly song ever it has me in fucking shambles im going insane