#AWFUL GROSS YUCKY

[veradragonjedi]

Thigh slit Din djoodle

For @darlin-djarin

[bpdjohnnytruant]

eww

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THAT WOUND. THAT VILE WOUND. it throbs in time with your speeding heart, and the ache it carries through your veins is oppressive, its hot, it tangles around your jaw and through your spine and behind your eyes. there are needles, sprouting from the lacerations like the most heinous ivy, and it strangles your lungs, rips tears from your eyes, lures bile to your throat. it hurts. oh god it hurts. you cant think, you cant breathe, you cant swallow, you cant see. you cant see. you cant see. you cannot see but you know when your eyes are closed, because there are colors stained upon the backs of your eyelids. they form images of loved ones, of viscera, of bile and blood and blackened mud. its jarring, they make anxiety spike outwards, frantic ferro fluid, frightened from faces too scared, too pained, too dead, too piercing with eyes staring straight at you, straight at you. actually, you cant tell when your eyes are open.

SAUCE FREE VERSION UNDER THE CUT.

[eggwishing]

our couch was moldy anyways

[die-tenebris]

Tell me what tumblr site wide fixation you don't understand or find annoying, mine is the whole biblically correct angel thing

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

[pissfizz]

I need a new name Jesus Christ

[bwabys-scenarios]

lemme help you out girl 😜 feitan icks and headcannons??😘

I already did Feitan icks but I actually have a few more!! These are more icky than my other post so beware of that!!

pt 1

Feitan icks

-he has, on more than one occasion, reached into the back of your panties to adjust your pad for you. He sees this as romantic or at least cute, but you are HORRIFIED. Yes he’s done this in public.

-he is a real weirdo. likes to sniff you after you’ve worked out or gotten all sweaty and gross. it’s uncomfortable having him all over when you’re stinky and sweaty, but he says he likes your natural scent

-steals random items of yours. it ranges from your underwear and chapstick, to the gum you just spit out(YUCKY!!)

-the absolute worst cook do not let him anywhere near your kitchen!! he would 100% not cook chicken all the way and expect you to eat it

-never smells… good. he might not smell awful all the time but he never smells good. there’s always this vague metallic scent that follows him wherever he goes

-uses your toothbrush. again, this is another thing he sees as romantic and it brings you two together!! it does not, and when you find out you just sigh and start hiding your toothbrush. he finds it every time, though

-he doesn’t like to be touched most of the time, but he also CRAVES it. you never know exactly what he wants when he lingers in the doorway of your room. is he hungry? did you accidentally turn his only white shirt pink again in the wash? does he want to watch that weird horror movie with you again? no, he wants to eat you out and hold your hand. he won’t say that though. he’ll just stare at you until you get the hint

-reads your diary… mostly to make sure you’re not hiding anything important to from him

-he’s mean to your friends :( mostly because they’re way too touchy and don’t like him either

[mister-mickey]

Idk outsiders sick headcanons because I’m a sucker for sick fics

Darry

- he hates being sick. Nobody in his gang is good at taking care of sick ppl

- you may think soda would be, BUT HE IS NOT!!! Soda is caring but he would forget things

- darry takes care of himself, which makes him miss his mom a lot :(

- so he’s just miserable the whole time. Luckily for him, he’s a big boy with a strong immune system, so it never lasts for long

Sodapop

- never gets sick

- at least, when he does it’s very light and over very soon. God favors this man too much

- but when he’s under the weather, everyone is nice to him (especially Steve)

- he feels guilty when he’s sick because it’s hard for him to be there for other people emotionally when he feels yuckie.

Ponyboy

- baby 🙄

- jk but the gang treats him like he’s just a lil tiny baby when he’s sick. He gets pillows and he gets to sit on the couch and watch whatever he wants (normally he would get pushed off the couch and onto the floor)

- he cries if people are mean to him while he’s sick. If darry doesn’t give him soup STAT he gets the sniffles

- after he gets better the meanies (Steve and Dally) make fun of him for it

Two bit

- he goes to his house and makes his mom take care of him because she babies the hell out of him

- he makes his little sister watch tv with him and keep him company, she always gets sick after him

- he makes less jokes, especially if he feels really gross. He never does anything to make himself feel better though (taking medicine mainly)

- overall he’s very good about resting

Steve

- if soda and darry are the best at recovering, Steve is the worst. He has the weakest immune system, he gets sick and he STAYS sick.

- he’s out for a week for something as simple as a common cold. All his sick days are used up.

- he’s useless and pathetic. He can’t even be mean. He also looks awful

- in fact he’s very sweet when he’s sick. Once he snuggled up to Johnny and talked about how much he loved him (Johnny got sick afterwards but it gave him a much needed ego boost)

Johnny

- he tries to stay away when he’s sick, he doesn’t want to get anyone else sick

- usually Dally figures it out and forces him to come to the curtis house. Then Johnny gets babied, which he finds very annoying

- but he always recovers faster when he’s around them. He feels awful when someone gets sick after him though

- anyways he doesn’t usually have more than a cough or a runny nose, but darry makes him sleep in his bed with like ten blankets on top of him

Dallas

- he’s a jerk when he’s sick. He knows he can get away with it so he does.

- curses ppl out and then begs them to come back after they try and leave. Learned puppy eyes from Johnny so he could pull this off

- refuses to rest. Once darry had to wrap him in a blanket like a burrito and hold him until he passed out so he would go tf to sleep

- he likes to cough at ppl when they make him mad. Sometimes darry just can’t deal with it and drops him off at Bucks lmao

Tim

- refuses to be sick

- at least, refuses to let other ppl know he’s sick. He could be dying and you wouldn’t be able to tell until he passes out.

- which happens… frequently. More than once, Dally has had to drag Tim home because Tim just dropped.

- sometimes if he doesn’t have plans he lets himself rest, but he usually doesn’t have time for that.

Angela

- she turns it into everyone’s problem. She’s already the princess of the family, being sick makes it 1000x worse

- Tim and curly either do whatever she says or face her wrath (she has blackmail on both of them)

- also super cuddly, if curly comes in to give her some soup, she snatches him up and he’s stuck there until she falls asleep.

- same goes for Tim (which is why he sends curly)

Curly

- he just gets sleepy. It’s the one time tim and Angela really see him as their little brother (like they always know, but it’s so clear when he’s sick)

- they fuss over him so bad. Tim and angela get so worried because like… he’s never like this!!! He’s quiet! He’s not breaking things! He’s just lying there all day!

- it takes him forever to get through a bowl of soup because he keeps falling asleep

- also!! His curls get very frizzy and tangled. He looks pathetic and it just tugs at Tim and Angela’s heartstrings. (They have curly hair too, but curly has the perfect length to look sad and losery)

Bryon

- he’s always sick with mark. They’re never sick separately

- he’s a big boy though, like… sickness passes through very fast

- he usually has to take care of himself and mark because his mom is busy, so when he shoudk be resting, he isn’t.

- also he’s def bad at self care, he still goes out and does things even when he feels gross. He ends up falling asleep in some randos house

Mark

- always sick with bryon, always gets taken care of

- he’s short and scrawny, sickness hits him like a Victorian orphan child

- he still goes out though. He and bryon will be blowing their noses at a party because they didn’t want to just stay home

Cathy

- normal person! She just reads and sleeps.

- her heart gets super tangled though, so she puts it into twin braids

- makes M&M keep her company, which he does because they’re good siblings!

M&M

- just like Cathy, he is well adjusted and knows how to care for himself.

- his little siblings sneak into his room and cuddle with him. He knows he should tell them to leave so they don’t get sick, but he loves it too much

- his dad is nicer to him when he’s sick, M&M will be half asleep and then he wakes up because his dad is checking in on him nervously

[asher-agere]

Hiii!!! I’m so sorry you’re sick :(( I am too unfortunately (； T.T)) so I was wondering if you could do cg Chuuya with a sick baby that just will not let go of him, he has to get up for any reason? Nuh uh. Even better if baby is sleepy! Sending love and hoping you feel better soon!! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡ - ⭐️

:0 MY FIRST CHUUYA REQUEST. I LOVE CHUUYA SO MUCH. I mean… I’m so totally normal about him. Just an average character yes of course. I’m so sorry to hear you’re sick though :( Sick is never fun. I hope you feel better soon as well ⭐️!

Caregiver Chuuya + Sick Clingy Little

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⭒ Chuuya is the perfect caregiver for a clingy little! Why you might ask? His ability of course! Upon the Tainted sorrow is perfect for carrying around a baby! For starters his little one would never be too heavy. He can carry them effortlessly. Plus he can carry things around while still holding onto his baby! Just a simple tap and it’s floating along with him

⭒ I also think Chuuya himself is pretty clingy. He’s so used to losing people that he’d want to hold his little one super duper tight! Make sure they’re still there. And reassure them that he’s still there of course! It’s mutually beneficial clinginess

⭒ The second that Chuuya notices his baby is sick he’s already resigned to the fact that he’ll be getting sick too. He doesn’t even try avoiding it. He’ll snuggle right up to his baby to take care of them. If he tried distancing himself to avoid getting sick it would just make them both so sad… Was it really worth it? He doesn’t think so at least

⭒ Chuuya can be very overbearing- Always insists on medicine, which he’ll try getting his little one to take before they drop, much easier than giving a baby medicine. He insists that they lay down, not moving much, he’ll lay with them of course! He’ll keep the temperature controlled, plenty of blankets. Ultimate comfy snuggle times!

⭒ Chuuya would never be grossed out! Sometimes sickness comes with many gross things like throwing up. But… Let’s be honest. Chuuya and his low alcohol tolerance? He’s used to dealing with vomit. So he doesn’t mind! He’ll still of course encourage getting to a toilet or using a bucket nearby. But accidents happen! And that’s ok!

⭒ Chuuya always feels awful when his baby is sick because he can’t help as much as he wants to. Plus making them take medicine? Never a happy baby! So he’d buy lots of apology gifts! Cute snacks, little gear, and new toys! His baby will be so spoiled. If he thinks they need anything then they’ll be getting it! He’s a mafia executive. He’s got plenty of money. He can use like… A couple hundred thousand dollars on his baby right? He’s got billions

⭒ Chuuya would be really good at problem solving! Sore throat? Have some warm milk! Feeling all clogged up? Sit in a steamy room! Not able to keep food down? Try eating more bland things! The bland foods can taste super yucky… But what if he puts it in cute shapes??? Much more appealing!

⭒ No matter what he’s doing of course he’ll be holding his baby! Making snacks? They’re balanced on his hip! Changing their clothes? He’ll sit them right on his lap! Watching a show? He’ll hold them close to his chest! All bundled up safe and warm. Even when they’re asleep! He’ll sit there and hold them tight, playing with their hair and cooing at them until they wake up

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Ta-Dah! So happy I get to not only write headcanons for one of my top 3 BSD characters, but they’re sickness specific headcanons! Perfect vibes for a sick day!

[blushingblurbs]

Tell us more about your tummy flu 👉🏻👈🏻 Has the day been kind to you and your belly?

Ooooh it was my turn for true tummy horror, as if the last day wasn’t enough. I just knew something was very wrong as I finally got in line for the restroom, but my tummy was so unsettled I couldn’t even wait comfortably in line or without my stomach gurgling loud enough to make others grossed out. Even though I know others in there also had bad tummies like mine wasn’t the only one sounding sick but… anyway, my poor belly finally started to let go of all that yucky sickness in the form of mortifying, loud, runny diarrhea 😫 it was sooo urgent and awful I was half convinced my tum was going to start sending things back up, too, but instead my aching belly continued to embarrass me.

My belly’s really crampy and feels like it isn’t quite finished or like there’s more or like the belly bug is just taking over 😭

[jacksdinonuggets]

Vaggie's first time being padded!

Mini-Fic

Going to the fair had its ups and downs. It could be really fun but at the same time could be overwhelming. Charlie wanted everyone to take a trip to Lu-Lu world so they could bond together and learn the power of friendship or whatever. However it was starting to get really socially exhausting for Vaggie. She had this weird feeling in her chest that usually was a sign when her patience was being tested. There was most likely two outcomes. Either she gets goes into littlespace, or starts yelling at everyone and isolates herself.

“Char-Char? I wanna go home,” Vaggie tugged on Charlie's sleeve as they walked around the theme park.

“Okay baby, Lemme just tell everyone else we’re leaving,” Charlie saw the small details that proved she was feeling little. After she told everyone, she called a cab and they drove back to the hotel.

When they got to the hotel, there was a package at the front. Charlie felt relieved when she saw it as they were pulling in. It was perfect timing.

Over the past couple weeks, whenever Vaggie was feeling small she would have accidents. Charlie needed to get her some protection which she did. It was perfect that they came that day because now they could try them out.

Charlie held Vaggie’s hand and the package in the other while they walked up to her office. It was where they usually regressed. Once they got there, Vaggie immediately got out her toys from her bag.and dumped them onto the ground.

“Wait, baby, before we play, I’d like to ask you something,” Charlie unboxed her package and took out the bag of diapers. They had cute baby-ish prints on them too.

“I was wondering if you’d like to try diapers out? I noticed you’ve been having accidents…” Charlie explained. Vaggie blushed.

“Mk…” she answered. To be honest, she hated having accidents. They felt gross and yucky and always ended in crying. The diapers also looked pretty comfy.

“Do you need help getting in them?” Charlie asked taking out one.

“Mhm, dun know how,” She replied. Charlie barely knew either but she could basically understand how they worked. 

“Okay, just lay down and relax. Do you want Bucky?” she asked, taking out her stuffed goat. Vaggie nodded, feeling a bit nervous. She squeezed bucky when Charlie got out some baby lotion/oil. 

The change was really scary for Vaggie. It was overwhelming too. She tried kicking and hissing at Charlie when she just tried to apply the lotion. She was very understanding though, knowing how terrifying it must be. 

Luckily she calmed down enough for Charlie to slip the padding underneath her and tape it up nice and snug along her waist. 

When Vaggie sat up again, she started giggling. It wasn’t so bad! The padding was really comfortable! It was like wearing a pillow. 

“I see that you like it,” Charlie said.

“Comfy…” Vaggie blushed with embarrassment and hid behind her stuffy.

“You’re so cute,” her caregiver ruffled her hair and chuckled. 

Learning how to walk again with the padding was a bit difficult but Vaggie managed. Charlie couldn’t help but awe as she tried to waddle around but falling to her knees. It was like watching a baby take their first steps. 

Even though Vaggie started out being embarrassed and ashamed of them, she eventually learned to accept it.

[metanarrates]

when you first start learning how to be emotionally open its like slicing open your torso and pulling all your organs out but after you get better at it it's more like going into a clogged drain and pulling out all the yucky stuff blocking it. without gloves on. like its still super gross it never stops being super gross but i guess the process gets a little less awful and that's worth something!!!!

[twopoppies]

Hi, Gina!

I don’t know if you can relate to this, but social media has been so draining lately. Not only because of the election, but our fandom has really been devastating these past couple of months.

I feel like I have no right to even say this because I’d never want to make it seem like I am making Liam’s passing about me or his fans at all. He should not have to please the fandom in death either.

I just feel like my safe space, away from my own reality, has been riddled with hate and loss. I think I’d feel a bit differently if people weren’t making everything controversial and we simply united and honored Liam for his life, but it’s all become toxic and I have this nasty/gross feeling all of the time.

I’ve wondered why I didn’t seem to be mourning the same as everyone, but I think his funeral ripped the denial right out of me. It’s all sort of hitting me now but in a really weird way where I feel “yucky” (I don’t know how else to describe it).

I feel a huge loss, but I feel bad, too, because I know my loss isn’t comparable to the people that actually knew him. I feel selfish because, in a way, a fan’s love will always have a layer of selfishness. I feel guilty, sad, angry, and resentful all at once. God, I probably sound awful and parasocial, but I’m really trying to figure it out. I don’t even know how to process my emotions right.

Idk. I think I might take a break from it all for a while.

Thank you for always providing me with a space to vent, Gina. I can’t thank you enough.

I think, in many ways, those of us left behind have to struggle with the void left by the person who passed. So, even though we didn’t “know” him, he, the band as a whole, and this fandom were enormously important to all of us in many ways. And that’s changed.

I think it’s quite normal to feel sad/angry/guilty/ confused, etc. about that. And your feelings will shift with time.

Taking a break sounds like a really good idea. There’s so much worth doing away from social media. 🩷

[moe-broey]

All that said man I just gotta talk my shit. So does anybody remember my hc designs for Lif? How he has creepy rotted patches of skin that (very conveniently for me as the artist) cover up his hand and feet bones?

Okay. Well I'm deeply conflicted actually.

Because visible finger bones (like hands too, all of it) WOULD be the most sexual thing in the world with like some slutty low rise gloves (equivalent of low rise..? Sits low on the wrist.) BUT. It is SO IMPORTANT TO ME. That Lif is not only kinda creepy but also kinda gross. LIKE my idea behind the hands and feet actually wait can I actually find it . Hold on

I took some extremely ass screenshots from a youtube vid and found a grand total of TWO (2) images. BUT THESE GUYS. FROM FROGGER 2 SWAMPY'S REVENGE. You GOTTA see how they move too, the way they pop in and out of the open graves, and how the hands crawl around with its fingers and how the feet do this awkward little hop, hobbling around. AND THE BLOOD TRAILS to show their path of movement.... left a DEEP impression on me as a kid!!!!!!!! Fucking AWESOME.

(aw man now I'm just watching the level AND THE HAUNTED ARMOR THAT SWINGS DOWN BLOODY AXES.... not enough blood in kid's games anymore smh) ANYWAY. Getting a bit distracted here, let's go back.

Realizing my concept art for this is really old. I could probably push these designs. I think in the past I've also shown that the nails are chipped and split and the black isn't nail polish, it's just. Blackened. On account of Being Dead.

BUT. BUT. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. THAT HE HAS THESE QUALITIES. You can't just ohhhh maybe I found the solution (maybe. Will have to test it) BUT AS I WAS SAYING. You can't JUST fucking sexualize him as this conventionally alluring very acceptable skeleton encased in jello man. You HAVE to get yucky with it. You NEED to have elements of body horror. You've GOT to have semi rotten flesh that's cold to the touch, he's not just dead in the fantastical sense you need to be REMINDED. Of Just How Dead He Is. He needs to have gross ugly nails and sunken eyes and whatever skin he has left (while he's probably being kept in tact w magic ect ect) NEEDS to have varying degress of decay to it and he needs to smell. Bad. Every little thing about him and his body should be SCREAMING at you to Not Do That. And YET......

You see all romance is horror and sex is horror too in many cases. And when it comes to Lif specifically, I THINK. You HAVE to lean into The Horror ALL THE WAY. Psychological and physical. You understand. Love, however you define it, WILL find a way. Icky disgusting style.

[rocksinmuffin]

Obey Me: Solomon with an S/O that actually LEGIT likes his food, how do the others react to them EATING THAT?

Obviously, Solomon is delighted. Cooking is a fun pastime of his. It's a lot like alchemy and potion-making except the ingredients and measurements don't matter as much (THEY DO!!!!!) and it's always a delight to share his cooking with others. A shame that he doesn't get much opportunity to do so since he has the terrible luck of always bringing meals over just after the intended recipient has already finished eating. But you're always more than delighted to taste anything he's made and it brings a huge smile to his face when you enthusiastically chow down on anything he serves you.

Barbatos is concerned. For your physical health, certainly, but for your mental health even more. Have you hit your head recently? Because brain damage is the only explanation Barbatos can think of that would cause cause your taste buds to warp so drastically that they'd register anything that came out of Solomon's kitchen as palatable—much less edible.

Satan watches you in a mix of awe and horror as you slurp down some kind of noodle that smells like turpentine and wiggles on your plate like it's something alive. Solomon's cooking has brought the Devildom's most powerful demons to their knees so how is it that a human is able to stomach it without consequence? Surely you must be using a spell to counteract its effects but Satan detects no magic from you.

Beelzebub is almost jealous. Almost. The way you dig in makes Solomon's food look really, really good. You're clearly enjoying yourself. But even as his stomach rumbles with insatiable hunger, it just takes one quick sniff and the rotten smell that follows is enough to remind him that some food just isn't worth it.

Is it wrong that Asmodeus kind of thinks it's a turn on? Like, obviously it's yucky disgusting and the fact that you enjoy it is something that he thinks should be studied but also it's kind of a power move that you intentionally eat food that should knock you out for the next week. Also it kind of works in his favor because now when Solomon brings him baked goods Asmo can just give them to you instead.

Mammon is obviously disgusted by this and tells you how grossed out he is by it every chance he gets but also you should totally let him record videos of you eating Solomon's cooking. He hasn't nailed down all the details yet, but he's pretty sure he could make some serious grimm by getting people to pay to see the disgusting filth you can shovel in your body.

Raphael thinks you are the only other normal person. Unfortunately, you are both freaks of nature and feared by all.

Thirteen already knew you had bad taste since you were dating Solomon of all people but now—seeing you dig into a plate of something that cannot be shown on television due to current censorship laws—you've confirmed that your taste in food is comparable to your taste in men.